输送氧气中
Delivering oxygen.
放松
Relax.
你正身处森林之中
You're surrounded by the forest.
请不要打开舱门
Please do not open the door.
可不可以告诉我
Can you tell me...
到底这棵树做错了什么
...what that tree did to offend you?
我说了很多次
I've told you...
孩子们对这棵树的花粉敏感
...it gives the kids hay fever.
我都问过你了 刘先生
And I did ask you, Mr Lau.
还有 我们已经离婚了
Anyway, we're divorced.
我有权处理一半的财产
I have rights over half our property.
没砍的那棵是你的
You can keep the other tree.
那剩下那棵就不敏感了吗
They're not allergic to that one?
OK！
OK
那你打算什么时候搬走
When are you moving out?
结婚的时候不公开
You kept our marriage secret.
离婚也不公开
Our divorce too.
什么都觉得自己对别人错
You always think you know best.
大明星就是这样自以为是呗
It must be great being a superstar.
好好地在说环保
We were talking about the environment.
为什么要人身攻击呢
Why launch into a personal attack?
每次问你问题
Whenever I ask you a question...
你都表演收拾东西
...you put on this clean-up act.
你什么时候才能和我好好沟通呢 影帝
When can we ever really talk, Mr Big Star?
我是驰哥公司的人
I work for Brother Chi.
为什么不可以进去
Why can't I go in?
不好意思 这里是采访区
Sorry, this area is for the press.
我是驰哥的私人助理
I'm his PA.
没有记者证的
I don't need a pass.
不好意思 我们有规定
Sorry, rules are rules.
让他进来 让他进来
Let him in!
我不进来 他怎么换衣服呢
Without me, how can he get changed?
是啊 不好意思 我要换衣服
Sorry, I do have to get changed.
麻烦出去一下
Leave us for a bit?
好的 刘先生
Okay, Mr Lau.
这些保安 无法沟通
Can't communicate with security guards.
人与人之间
Among people in general...
原本就是难沟通的
...it's so hard to communicate.
身份不同
Differences in social status...
年龄不同
...or age...
性别不同
...or gender...
根本就沟通不了的
...make communication so hard...
唯一的方法
The only solution...
就是放弃沟通
...is to stop trying.
在哪里换啊
Where should I change?
这里应该可以吧
Back there?
OK啦
OK.
大哥演农民
Jacky Chen played a peasant.
海报被人摆到 这么靠边
They put his poster off to the side.
肯定没戏啦
No way will he win.
香港人演农民
A Hongkonger playing a peasant...
铜锣湾种番薯吗
...is like a yam farmer from Causeway Bay.
演个农民就拿奖
If playing a peasant wins awards...
影帝不是很简单
...then Best Actor could be anyone.
对啊 这样我都可以
Yup. Even me.
明年给你开一部 好不好
Shall we put you in a film next year?
行啊 我以前都演过话剧的
Why not. I've done some theatre.
领结
Bowtie.
不是红色吗
Didn't we say red?
两个都有
I have both.
不过白龙王说 蓝色是幸运色
The celebrity-whisperer, Chow, says blue's luckier.
有请
This way.
今晚真是星光熠熠
All the stars are out tonight!
红地毯上正在走过来的
On the red carpet now...
就是我们的影坛巨星
...our film industry superstar -
刘伟驰先生
Mr Lau Wai-Chi!
他十七岁从影
He's been acting since he was 17.
如今已经是第三十九次
This is his 39th appearance...
来到我们金像奖的舞台
...at the Hong Kong Film Awards.
他见证了香港电影的发展
He's witnessed this industry grow...
和金像奖的辉煌
...along with the awards' prestige.
大家都会亲切的称他为
Affectionately known to all as...
驰哥
...Brother Chi!
麻烦两位帮我们先签个名
Please, sign our wall.
右边
To your right.
多谢 驰哥
Thank you, Brother Chi!
麻烦驰哥 打个招呼
Brother Chi, over here!
驰哥
Brother Chi!
我们都知道今天在现场 有很多驰哥的粉丝
It's clear Brother Chi has many fans -
驰哥
Brother Chi!
刘伟驰 我爱你
I love you, Lau Wai-Chi!
太激动了 粉丝朋友
The fans are so excited!
最佳女主角
Best Actress in a Leading Role.
你们是不是很紧张
You were all pretty tense, yeah?
反而我不是很紧张
Not me.
因为我想了一整晚
After thinking about it all night long...
我在想除了我以外 还有谁可以拿到这个奖
...I realised I deserved it the most.
健辉哥哥 你不要笑那么大声啊
Don't laugh so loud, Brother Kin-Fai.
这个奖你一辈子都拿不到的
This is one award you'll never win.
现在这个时代
In this day and age...
说不定的
...you never know!
既然这样
Tell you what...
好 那我就约定你
...let's make a pact.
明年 我们同台较量
We'll both go for it next year.
明年
Next year?
你不要想那么远了
Don't get ahead of yourself.
先想想你今天晚上吧
Let's focus on tonight, yeah?
今晚能不能拿到下一个部分都成问题
You're not exactly a shoo-in.
咔
Cut!
你们拿到奖就快走
Just take it and scram.
回去庆祝啦
Go celebrate!
无论怎样都好 我会继续努力
Anyway, I'll keep at it!
多谢 Thank you
Thank you!
下面有请 最佳男主角颁奖嘉宾
Next up is Best Actor in a Leading Role.
著名导演 王金先生
To present it, director Wong Kam!
今年颁奖礼 不知道是不是对收视率没什么信心
Maybe they're worried about the ratings.
就弄了五个候选人
This year there are five nominees!
但是有些人觉得很有信心
But some might be a bit over-confident.
比如大哥
Take Jacky Chen...
有信心到不来
...he didn't even show up!
真的没来啊
It's true.
真的
True!
梁健辉你也不用笑了
Don't laugh, Leung Kin-Fai -
笑得太早没好处的
There's no point.
笑到最后才有用
It's all about who laughs last.
现在揭晓了
Now, let's do this.
先看看
Let's see...
刘伟驰
Lau Wai-Chi. Lau Wai-Chi...
我不是说是你
...I didn't say you won.
我问你紧不紧张而已
I just want to ask if you're nervous.
我紧张
I am!
现在才说
Now this time,
现在说真的
is for real.
都是很公平的
Fair and square.
影帝就是
Best Actor goes to...
陈龙
...Jacky Chen!
果然是最有信心那个人最好命
So confidence does pay after all!
不过我们刚刚看到刘伟驰 起身起这么快
But the way Lau Wai-Chi shot out of his seat...
代表他今晚也很想上台啦
...says he's eager to get up on stage.
-紧张而已 -那大家就给一些掌声
-It was just nerves. -So let's give him a hand...
鼓励刘伟驰先生替陈龙上台领奖
...and ask him to accept on Jacky Chen's behalf.
驰哥
Brother Chi!
搞什么
What's this?
帮大哥领奖 我当然要有大哥的艺术高度
To do this, I have to rise to Jacky Chen's artistic level.
如果帮自己领 我就跪下来咯
If it were me, kneeling would work.
先颁奖吧
Here's the award.
恭喜
Congratulations!
我发现我准备的获奖感言
I think the speech I prepared...
大哥也适用
...will work fine for Jacky Chen.
等不等得了
Sitting comfortably?
首先我要感谢评审
First, I thank the jury.
感谢大会
I thank the organizing committee.
感谢导演
I thank the director.
感谢全体剧组工作人员
I thank the whole film crew.
用你们的掌声感谢我太太
Also, please applaud my wife.
如果没了她
Without her,
这个奖在我手里根本就失去意义
this trophy of mine would be meaningless.
站在这个舞台
While I'm here,
我还要跟一个人说对不起
I also need to apologize to someone.
那位就是
That person is...
刘伟驰
...Lau Wai-Chi.
你工作做得这么努力
You worked so hard.
这么完美
You achieved perfection.
又演得这么出色
You gave a superb performance.
那又怎么样
But to no avail.
命运永远都站在我陈龙身边
Luck is always on my - Jacky Chen's - side.
驰哥 D站那边准备好了
Brother Chi, they're ready.
偶像 我觉得动作还原得还不错
Not a bad re-enactment, Mr Icon.
但你看一开始脚本有说 各位老铁
But you have to start with "Wassup, homies"...
结束的时候有按两下 666
...and end with "you rock 666" .
这是D站派过来帮我们拍短视频的导演
This is the director D-site has assigned to make the videos.
Summer！
Summer? Summer.
刚才你说的那个
That thing you said...
那什么各位
"Wassup, ho..."
各位老铁
"Wassup, homies?"
老
"Ho..."
老铁
"Homies"
老铁就是朋友
Homies means friends.
兄弟 姐妹 亲爱的 所有
Brother, Sister, Honey, everything.
老铁就是朋友啊
So homies are friends...
兄弟 姐妹 粉丝 什么都是
...brothers, sisters, fans, whatever.
OK！
OK
各位老铁
Wass...up, homies?
再来一次
Let's try again.
老铁
Homies?
你能再说一遍吗
Can you repeat that?
你们要提醒我一下
Remind me.
各位老铁
Wassup, homies?
是
That's it.
各位老铁
Wassup, homies?
怎么那么湿啊
Why is it so wet?
怎么搞那么湿
What'd you do to it?
是 是消毒酒精
I sanitized it with ethanol.
你喷的
You sprayed it?
嗯
Yes.
你下次要先问我
Ask me first next time.
好
OK.
好 来
C'mon.
录 开始
Rolling. Action!
人生可以输
In life you can lose...
但是不能逃
...but you can't hide.
各位老铁
Wassup, homies?
我是刘伟驰
I'm Lau Wai-Chi.
希望你们按两下 LiaoLiaoLiao
Please give me a you rock- sixy sixy sixy!
完美
Perfect!
可以 OK
OK!
换
Next.
非常好
Excellent!
那个 Liao 是什么
What's this 'sixy'?
那个 Liao 跟 6 是
Is it like six?
是6 可是Liao 很Q 驰哥
It is six, but your 'sixy' is so cute, Brother Chi.
不用 你等一下
No, wait...
-Liao 超棒 -你听我说
-'Sixy' is great. -Listen.
演员不能这样
An actor has to get it right.
我们再来一次
Let's do it again.
演员为什么不能说 Liao
Why can't an actor say 'sixy'?
电影演员不可以
Not a film actor.
Liao是Liao
Sixy' is 'Sixy'...
6是6
...six is six.
短视频也要认真
I'm serious about my work.
认真
Serious?
我们短视频很认真的 驰哥
We're all serious, Brother Chi.
你看我们准备得非常充分
Look around, see this set-up?
而且我们这代不嗨字正腔圆
Young people don't care about pronunciation.
太老土了
It's passe.
阿宝 你在驰哥说那个Liao的时候
Bo, when Brother Chi says sixy...
Bling-Bling 发光的那种特效
...add a bling-bling effect.
像陈龙大哥那个
Like when Jacky Chen said...
Duang！
..."Duang!"
Liao Duang！
"Sixy!...Duang!"
我想问你什么叫老土
What do you mean by "passe"?
6很老土 那个Liao很棒
"Six" is for hicks, "Sixy" is cool.
Duang更棒
"Duang!" is even better.
驰哥
Brother Chi.
他们说的陈龙大哥那条片
This is that Jacky Chen video.
Duang！
"Duang!"
一只脚
One foot.
再来
Now, again.
没脚了
No feet.
怎么会没有脚了
How can that be?
看下 看有没有
Look - any feet?
在车上面
They're in the car.
车上啊
In the car?
我打你个奥利给
I'll get you with my onigai!
在后面
He's in the back.
找不找得到
Can you find him?
我打你个奥利给
I'll get you with my onigai!
你说什么
What did you say?
什么是奥利给
What's an onigai?
加油的意思
It means "go for it".
Daddy 哥哥说奥利给是屎的意思
Daddy, he says onigai means poopoo.
不是啊 奥利给在打游戏是加油的意思
No, in video games, it means go for it".
Daddy 哥哥说你小弟弟爆炸了
Daddy, he also says your weewee went bang.
不要说了 不要听她说
Shut up. Don't listen to her.
我是说 Daddy 好厉害
I said that Daddy rocks!
Daddy 碉堡了
Daddy busts a**!
我同你讲了多少次
How many times have I said...
我不喜欢别人告状
I don't like snitching.
你给我回去罚抄一千次
Write one thousand times...
我以后不能说粗口
"I won't use bad words again."
Tiger 呢
Where's Tiger?
Tiger！
Tiger!
15号凌晨
Early on the 15th...
吉尔利亚对安库尔发动导弹袭击
...missiles struck the capital of...
安库尔首都及周边地区多处建筑物受损
...numerous buildings were hit.
初步报告显示
Initial reports...
我弟公司想找我去帮忙
My brother's company offered me a job.
我想过去
I'd like to take it.
你弟弟做律师的
Your brother's a lawyer.
你能帮他些什么
What can you do there?
我过去可以照顾我妈妈
I can help look after our mom.
帮弟弟减下压
Take the pressure off him.
我知道你辛苦
I know it's been hard for you,
我知道谈D站不容易
dealing with D-Site isn't easy.
但是
But...
Liao Liao Liao 我搞不定
I can't handle all that "sixy" stuff.
大佬啊 现在都元宇宙了
We're in the metaverse now, boss.
你再不跟就要被淘汰了
Keep up or you're out.
难道收拾东西等退休吗
Don't tell me you're ready to pack it in?
退休可以啊
I could retire...
不过要体面点
...so long as it was with dignity.
你不会那么在意那个奖吧
You still dwelling on that award?
选择健康 运动时间
Choose health, start moving.
刘先生
Mr Lau...
其实你有什么想说的就直接说吧
...what's on your mind?
你觉得林浩那个剧本怎么样
What do you think of Lin Hao's script?
一个字
One word.
土
Corny.
但是可以拿奖
But it could win awards.
大佬啊 农村题材
Boss, it's about a village.
找鬼来投资吗
Who'd invest in such a thing?
他们的钱没搞定 你不要瞎掺合进去
If funding isn't locked in, forget it.
不如多拍点D站
You're better off doing D-site videos.
对你更有好处
Plenty of benefits there.
我以前帮他找到过钱
I helped him find investors before.
现在也可以
I could do it again.
都不知道你这么辛苦为了什么
Why knock yourself out?
这边…
This way...
顾客您好
Dear guests -
感谢您配合我的工作
thanks for your cooperation.
吴升 开着农用三轮
On Wu Sheng's three-wheel cart...
拉着女儿和行李往车上搬运
...is his daughter and her luggage.
吴升说放了假就早点回来
Wu says, "Come home for the holidays."
女儿说回来干嘛
His daughter asks, "Why?...
好不容易才考进城
...I'm finally going to school in the city."
可以了 可以了
It's okay.
不用念了
No need to go on.
我都看过了
I've read it.
你们写的那一段父爱真的蛮感动
The part about fatherly love is very moving.
我都看哭了 来
I teared up...Go.
驰哥 其实那个父爱 不是我们想说的主题
Brother Chi, that's not the main theme.
我们还是对这个沟通 和这个偏见比较有兴趣
The focus is on communication and bias.
对
Right.
我也看得出来
I see that too.
偏见 沟通 对吧
Bias, communication, right?
谢谢
Thank you!
但是我们
But...
我们这种主题为什么是农民
...does it have to be about peasants?
站在这个国际影展的视角上看呢
Think about international film festivals.
比方说咱们看这个美国片吧
When we see American films...
咱们就喜欢看这个
...we like watching...
牛仔啊 西部片什么的是吧
...cowboys, westerns, right?
但是咱要看这法国片呢
When we watch French films...
咱就得看这个红酒啊 爱情
...we expect red wine and romance.
但要说回来咱要看这中国片
But with Chinese films...
咱就得看这大棉袄
...it's all about cotton-padded jackets.
它才是咱们本土对吧
That's how we roll, right?
影展的东西我们真的不是那么明白
I don't know anything about film festivals.
但是你有没有想过
But have you considered...
父爱好一点
...the appeal of fatherly love?
有时间 聊聊预算的问题吗
Got a minute to discuss the budget?
我跟导演一起 还怕投资吗
With us on board, the money will come in.
我回去想想
I'll go think it over.
-好 -谢谢
-Okay. -Thank you.
E智慧汽车这三条线分别代表
E-Wisdom cars' 3-lines logo stands for...
科技 革命和理想
...technology, revolution, and ideals.
一个科技公司
A tech company...
你们这个产业需要革命啊
Your industry needs a revolution.
电影光靠票房完全没有想像力
It's stupid to rely on box office.
电影业就应该成为什么
You know what films should be?
成为汽车的广告
Car commercials.
直接变广告
Make 'em into ads...
你们就直接有了投资
...and the funding will flow.
我又省了宣传 多舒服
I'll save on advertising, too. Perfect!
产业革命 大家双赢啊
An industrial revolution. Win-win!
听说你们的车还没设计好
Your car's still in the design stage.
怎么植入呢
How would product placement work?
不要紧 互联网思维嘛
No probs. Internet logic.
我有LOGO 有LOGO就可以
We've got a logo. Use that.
我觉得导演未必同意
The director might not agree.
给钱都不同意 把他换了吧
He'd say no to money? Replace him!
你们这个行业人蛮有意思的
You film types are hilarious.
脑壳怎么长的
What's in those brains?
你不觉得你这样讲话我会揍你吗
You're asking for a punch in the nose.
你刘先生揍我是个好故事
Mr Lau, you punching me would be a story...
我股市会涨啊
...that'd boost my stock.
那就没故事可讲了
But there's no story.
刚刚不是跟你说了故事了吗
Didn't I just tell you a story?
你讲的那个电影故事我完全不感兴趣
I don't care about your film's story.
我也听不懂
And I don't get it.
电影故事对我来说就是 Nothing
To me, a film's story means nothing.
你明白吗
Get my drift?
我要讲的是给资本讲述一个好故事啊
A good story brings in the dough.
只有有钱和没钱的区别
Money's the judge of what's good.
那投还是不投
So are you investing?
伟驰 这不是投不投的问题
Wai-Chi, that's not the question.
你先说我 打不打吧
You gonna let me hit this?
要不你来打
Actually, you go.
你一杆打进了
If you get a hole-in-one...
我就投
...you get the money.
铁砂掌
Iron Palm!
单挑咯
I'll match you.
爆裂神掌
Violent Palm!
玩够没啊
Having fun?
糖化玻璃都没见过吗
Never seen sugar-glass before?
收拾好它啦
Clean it up.
你不要惹我们哦
Don't make us angry.
什么啊
C'mon.
我找了个遍
I did my best.
就那么多了
This is all I have.
我
I'll...
剩下的我晚一点给你啊
...pay back the rest later.
我一定还
I'll definitely pay you back.
你看哪一根值钱
Whichever you think is worth most...
拿去吧
...take it.
什么年代了
What age are we living in?
法治社会 你当我不懂法
Rule by law. You think I don't get it?
我把大叔的面吃了
I ate your noodles.
我请大叔喝啤酒
Now have a beer on me.
你们干什么
What are you doing?
钱是我借的
I borrowed the money.
你们放开我爸 放开我爸
Let my dad go!
你们会遭报应的
You won't get away with this!
爸
Dad!
咔
Cut!
尾板
Tail slate!
停了
Stop.
尾板
Tail slate!
驰哥没事吧
Brother Chi, are you alright?
一镜三十二次
Shot 1, take 32.
没事吧 驰哥
You alright, Brother Chi.
我帮您摘一下
Let me help.
驰哥 你还行吗
Brother Chi, are you okay?
还行
Yeah.
道具 再拿个瓶子来
Props! Another bottle.
我出去看一下
I'll take a look at the monitor.
我觉得还行 还行
I felt it went well.
收拾一下
Clean this up.
驰哥去监视器
Brother Chi is checking the monitor.
驰哥 漱漱口
Have a rinse, Brother Chi.
没事没事 我来吧
I've got this.
谢谢
Thank you!
你会遭报应的 你会遭报应的
You won't get away with this!
怎么样
How was it?
你会遭报应的 你会遭报应的
You won't get away with this!
这是你写的词
You wrote that line?
你会遭报应的
"You won't get away with this"?
你体验生活去过农村么
You ever been in a village?
你给贾导写戏的时候
The script you wrote for Director Jia...
写农民都这么怂么
...were the farmers in it such pussies?
可能我演得不好 我们再来一个吧
Maybe it was my acting, let's try again.
你找准那个劲 就是比较寸的那个
Find the right angle, the sweet spot.
导演 就一个瓶了
Director, we're down to one bottle.
我们得保证一次过
This has to be the final take.
就一个瓶了 他们还在里头排什么呀
If that's the case, why are they rehearsing?
待会儿给瓶碎了 我们拍个毛线
If they break the last one, we're screwed.
这就特别棒
That was excellent!
这就特别棒我觉得
I think you've nailed it.
你就记住这感觉啊
Hold on to that feeling.
我觉得这个肌肉是有记忆的
It's about muscle memory.
我觉得
I think...
按着我说的
...if you do that...
我觉得下一条就差不多
...this next take will be the last.
牛皮 你骂就让我听见
Man up, you pussy!
仆街 我顶你个肺
Son-of-a-bitch! Go to hell!
你再骂我一句试试
I dare you, say that again!
仆街 我顶你个肺
Son-of-a-bitch! Go to hell!
我顶你个肺
Go to hell!
仆街 我顶你个肺
Son-of-a-bitch! Go to hell!
发什么脾气啊
What's wrong with you?
仆街 我顶你个肺
Son-of-a-bitch! Go to hell!
你仆街 我顶你个肺
You son of a bitch! Go to hell!
我顶你顶你顶你顶你个肺啊
Screw you to hell and back!
OK！
OK
非常好 非常好
Excellent!
来 驰哥坐
Come, sit down, Brother Chi.
我觉得 驰哥
Brother Chi, I think...
你记住这个
...you just need to remember...
你记住现在这个状态
this state of mind.
咱演的是个农民
You're playing a peasant.
农民一定要足够粗鲁
They're quite vulgar.
不能那么演
I can't do that.
粗鲁 这个词有点不好
"Vulgar" sounds a bit bad.
粗犷是一样的
Let's say rough.
反正是差不多的这个意思啊
Anyway, you get my drift.
就是 但是在
It's just...But when...
先走开
Go away.
这骂脏话的 就先别拍
Don't film them swearing.
你周围这个情况 跟这个中药包差不多
You're kind of like this sachet of herbs.
什么意思
What do you mean?
环境太温暖了
Your environment is too warm...
这个药味它不太好出来
...for the bitter flavor to emerge.
QQ 帮我订一家三星酒店
QQ, book me a three-star hotel.
我想体验一下普通人的生活
I want to experience ordinary life.
以后多跟我说普通话
Speak to me in Mandarin more.
打开微信
Open WeChat.
这里我知道
This I know.
这样的
Like this.
是不是这个
This one?
不是加好友 返回去
No, not add friends. Go back.
收付款
Payment.
付款这里
It says "payment".
对 收付款这里
Right, got it.
OK 你来
OK, you try.
好 搞定
Great, done.
微信收款一万元
Wechat receipt: 10,000 yuan.
怎么付给了你那边
I just paid you that?
当然了 你让我教你的嘛
Yeah, you said to teach you.
再让你扫一次 你敢不敢收
Don't you dare try that one again.
阿姨 这个都死了
Miss, this plant is dead.
驰哥 里面检查了没有摄像头
Brother Chi, we checked, no cameras.
怎么啦
What happened?
三十多年了
In the past 30 years...
你有试过一个人住吗
have you ever lived alone?
别玩了
Seriously.
余佬 给Tiger多开一间房
Yu, get Tiger a room here.
余佬 不用
No need, Yu.
我是来体验生活
I'm here to experience real life...
我不是来做中药包啊
...not to be a sachet of herbs.
我是农民
I'm a farmer.
农民身边怎么会有这些人呢
What farmer has such an entourage?
麻烦你们 赶紧走吧
Thanks, but you can go now.
余佬 收队
Yu, we're done!
走啦
Go.
我们先到村里帮你安排好
We'll get to the village first and set things up.
你开车小心点
Drive carefully.
记住在内地开车呢
Remember, in the mainland,
是右上左下的
you drive on the right.
乖
Good kid.
不用在这里了
Stay away from the car.
注意安全
Stay safe!
你们在干什么
What's going on?
现在到底是 我来体验生活
Am I here to experience real life...
还是他们来体验我
...or is it here to experience me?
好了 不拍了
Hey, no filming.
驰哥 你好
Hi Brother Chi.
我是小夏啊 幸会啊
I'm Xai, nice to meet you.
别拍了那边
Hey you, no filming!
能不能拦住啊
Can you stop them?
本来想请您说几句话
We hoped you'd say a few words.
不过没关系
But no problem.
小李 先去第一个点
Li, let's go to the first site.
老王老王 先去你那 OVER
Mr Wang, on our way. Over!
电瓶走啦
Bike escort - go!
开路了
Let's go!
驰哥 您看我们这多热情
Brother Chi, see how enthusiastic we are.
驰哥 这是我们村的文旅标兵
This is our village's Cultural Tourism Hero -
叫果雕人家
the Fruit Sculptor.
瓜果皮上画像
He carves portraits on melons.
您一定得体验一下
You should try it.
很好 很好
That's great...
但是我们来体验生活的
...but I'm here to learn about real life.
能不能带我们去看一些 不是游客去的地方
Can we see a less touristy place?
对
Exactly.
好 小李 那去下一个点
OK, Li, next spot.
下一个点
Next!
李师傅 去你那了 Over
Mr Li, on our way. Over.
这房子很普通
This house is typical.
我们村的普通人都住这房子
Ordinary villagers here all live like this.
有没有更普通 更正常一点的农民生活呢
How about even more "ordinary" rural life?
您说的普通是穷的意思吧
By "ordinary" you mean "poor"?
也可以说是更 粗犷
Or, say..."rough".
没有
No.
我们村早就脱贫了
Our village hasn't been poor for years.
是全县都脱贫了
There's no poverty in the whole county.
对 我们全县早就脱贫了
Yes, the county eliminated poverty long ago.
很好
Good.
真好
Very good.
大明星来我们村不能饿肚子走啊
We can't let you leave hungry.
饭都准备好了呀
Lunch is ready.
真的不用了
We're fine, really.
我们下次再来吧
Next time.
那就这样
At least...
这烤串带着 打包
...take some skewers with you.
把那个递给我
Pass me that.
少放辣椒
Go easy on the chili.
来 装起来
Wrap 'em up.
驰哥 路上吃
Brother Chi, eat on the go...
林老板 路上吃
Lam sir, eat on the go.
好
OK.
辛苦了
Thanks for coming.
再来啊
Hope you'll visit again.
好吃吗
Tasty?
OK啊 你吃不吃
It's OK, want some?
你带张嘴来吃
Your mouth works.
有没有带脑子来想一下
How about your brain?
你找那家伙带队
You let him be our guide?
那家伙戏好过我
He's a better actor than me.
我怎么看真东西呢
How can I see anything real?
调头啦
Turn around!
我想进去看一下
I want to look in here.
不如先看到这
I say let's call it a day.
如果你看中的话
If anything strikes you...
我让Tiger过来 拍下来
...I'll get Tiger to take photos...
你再回去慢慢研究咯
...for you to study back at the hotel.
不行 我不可以就这么放弃的
No, I can't just give up.
我一定要坚持
I have to stick it out.
我自己拍两张就走
A few more photos, and we'll go.
难怪你红了四十年
That's the secret to 40 years of fame.
这张怎么样
How's this one?
好 好啊
Great!
喂 买猪吗
Hey. Buying pigs?
我们随便看看
We're just looking around.
看什么呀你
At what?
没有 就是看看有没有猪卖
Just seeing if there's pigs for sale.
胡昌杰
Hu Changjie!
有要猪的
We got buyers!
进来
Come in.
走
Go.
走呀
Move!
干什么呢
What's going on?
来 快点快点
C'mon, quick!
人在这呢 快过来
He's over here.
哎呀 看你吱吱哇哇地
Hey! Shut your trap.
叫唤个哪
What for?
再叫唤人不跑了
He'll get away.
来 叫小李他们把那头堵上
Get Li to block that side.
把门堵上
Lock the doors.
你说你这是弄啥呢
What's this all about?
驰哥
Brother Chi -
你知不知道
you know?
我也是看你电影长大的
I grew up watching your films.
你说你在这转来转去 来来回回地
And here you are sneaking all around.
我以为你是暗访的呢
I figured it was some undercover inspection.
对不起 不好意思
So sorry, this is embarrassing.
我们就是为了演戏体验生活
We were just researching real life.
你不能怪驰哥
It's not Brother Chi's fault.
你怪就怪我安排不周
I didn't think things through.
老耿 老地方
Geng, usual restaurant.
安排个包间
Book a private room.
真的不用了
Really, there's no need.
皇冠888 把夏村长也叫上
The Lucky Crown. Invite Chief Xia too.
别叫夏村长了
Please don't invite Chief Xia.
到我这儿
In this place.
你就得听我的
I call the shots.
知道不
Understood?
爱你
Love ya!
老耿 把车赶紧开过来
Geng, get the car.
好像亲到我了
I think he kissed me.
我看到了
I saw.
来跟大明星打一下招呼 来
Let's welcome the superstar!
欢迎大明星下次再来
You're always welcome here.
驰哥
Brother Chi.
驰哥 合个影
Brother Chi, a photo!
我送你这把刀
This knife I'm giving you...
那可不是一般的刀
...is no ordinary knife.
这是我创业致富的 开山刀
This knife put me on the road to riches.
意义绝对不一般
It's precious.
你拿着
It's yours!
开你个头 开车啦
Cut it out. Let's go.
来 给我
Give me that.
找夏村长体验生活是不是最合适的
So Chief Xia was a perfect choice after all.
他琴棋书画样样精通
He's a jack of all trades.
厉害啊
Impressive!
厉害什么
Impressive?
那个猪场老板才厉害
That describes our pig farmer.
什么都不送
Of all things...
送把杀猪刀
...he gives me this butcher's knife.
这就叫做粗犷
Now that's rough.
这样一把杀猪刀
How many pig souls...
都不知道有多少冤魂
...has this knife dispatched?
要怪莫怪
Don't haunt us.
自己找个好人家
Find a new happy home.
那这只怎么办
And the other gift?
放生喽
Grant it freedom.
难道你要带它回家 找个女朋友吗
Or what, take it home and find it a girlfriend?
还好吗
You alright?
觉不觉得这个画面
Don't you find this view...
好有诗意啊
...very poetic?
喝了这么多
You're drunk.
先回房间睡觉啦
Just go get some sleep.
别扶我
Let go of me.
别闹了
C'mon.
明天还要干活
You're filming tomorrow.
先往那走 大件搁这儿
That way, put the big items here.
小心手
Watch your hand.
轻一点
Gently...
过一下
Coming through.
小王 过来搭把手
Wong, give me a hand.
好 来了
Sure.
来 托住
Hold on.
左边过去点
Bit to the left.
别拖着地
Don't drag it.
不得行
Won't fit.
走着
Keep moving.
你要的那些东西都送过来了
We've installed the things you requested.
你可以回房间休息了
You can go back to the room and rest.
如果你想来片场的话
If you want to come to the set.
记得别自己开车 让余佬送你
Don't drive yourself, let Yu take you.
还有导演说
Also, the director said...
你这种猪都卖了
You even sold your breeding pig.
不过了呀
You done with this life?
要移民啊
You moving overseas?
我爹当年移民来这
When my dad moved here...
就带两把刀
...all he had was two knives.
现在没用了
They're no use to me now.
你爹那叫逃荒
Your dad was escaping a famine.
下面怎么办呀
What's next for you?
把闺女的钱先还上再说吧
I'll cover my daughter's debt, then see.
怎样
Well?
好 特别好
Good, really good.
你看导演血压都看高了
It even raised the director's blood pressure!
非常好
Fantastic.
好
Good.
这眼神 牛掰哥拉斯
That expression, first-rate.
我觉得这个猪的设定好
Your idea for the pig is great.
这怎么弄的这个
How'd you think of that?
我觉得那个谁
I remember...
那个库斯图里卡以前特别爱拍猪
...Kusturica loved putting pigs in films.
奉俊昊也拍猪
Bong Joon-ho too.
你赶快叫制片去联系去
Get the line producer to make some calls.
光一头不够 多弄几头
One's not enough. Get more.
好
Great.
猪农 我认识
I know a pig farmer.
你看看
Look.
我的马甲 就来自这儿
This vest is from him.
这个猪老板 常常带着儿子
The farmer takes his son everywhere.
农民有父爱
A farmer with fatherly love.
回去把这个农民父爱这部分 要加强一下
Let's strengthen the fatherly love bit.
我觉得可以
I like it.
还是你能激发我
You inspire me.
还是你有经验
You're the expert.
我应该要好好去体验一下养猪生活
I need to learn more about a pig farmer's life.
对 再熟悉熟悉
Yes, do that.
跟猪再熟悉熟悉
Learn more about pigs.
来 再看一遍重播
Come, let's watch the rushes again.
我跟你讲了多少遍了
Do I have to tell you again?
那个猪是我们的宠物
That pig is our pet.
为什么可以带狗不能带猪啊
Why allow dogs but not pigs?
什么破规矩啊
Such a stupid rule.
小燕
Yan!
爸追不上你
I can't catch up!
下一站等着爸
Wait for me at the next station!
爸
Dad!
你说啥
What'd you say?
我听不见
I can't hear you.
好 停
Good! Stop!
然后呢
Also...
我跟你说你这风机要吹大一点
...that fan needs to blow hard enough...
让整个马鬃都飞起来
...to make the horse's mane fly...
显得非常快
...like it's racing.
然后咱景别大概在这个景别
Then we cut to a shot like this...
然后这时候是真身
...with you in it.
然后马上换 大景别
Then a quick cut to a wide shot...
然后上替身
...with the stunt double.
替身上来之后 鞭子一扔
The double throws the whip...
从马上摔下来
...and falls off the horse.
然后大哥站起来
Then Brother Chi stands up.
换一紧的景别
We switch to a close-up...
然后驰哥入画
...with Brother Chi in frame.
这个方案很好
Sounds good.
可是我觉得
But my idea...
不要假马
...is to use a real horse.
要真马
Not a fake one.
不要替身 我来
And no stunt double. I'll do it.
然后 马跟我一起摔
Also, the horse and I fall together.
一个镜头下来 不剪辑多真实
One shot, no cuts, super-authentic.
那哪行 太危险了 是吧
That's crazy, it's too dangerous!
不会
It's fine.
上妆
Make-up!
来啦
Coming!
真的 你相信我 我可以的
Trust me, I can do it.
我知道 电影需要故事
I know films need stories...
但是电影节也需要故事
...but so do film festivals.
你知道嘛
Right?
是
True.
你的那个棉袄文化很重要
All these padded jackets count.
演员的态度也很重要
But so does the actors' attitude.
要影响到评委的
We need to move the jury.
你记得荒野猎人吗
Remember The Revenant?
经典 看过
Classic. Yeah.
李安纳度 骑马 摔
Leonardo rides the horse, falls...
然后钻到马肚子里
...and crawls into its belly.
对
Right.
真的
It was real.
评委看到的
The jury saw that,
拿奖了
and he got the prize.
拿了么
Did he?
拿了
He did.
第一次拿
His only Oscar.
评委很感动
The jury was so moved.
我到现场感觉下
Let me check it out.
我去感受下
I want the feeling of it.
演员去现场
Actor on set!
小心点
Be careful!
场记你帮我查一下那个
Continuity, check and see...
驰哥的保险 有没有骑马那项
...if Brother Chi's insurance covers riding.
好嘞 导演收到
Roger that, Director.
变多一次
Do it again.
来 怕你啊
Why not?
你老板的手还没好
His hand's still not better.
别陪他疯啦
Don't encourage him.
收摊了
We're done here.
刘先生 到点回酒店睡觉了 好不好啊
Mr Lau, time to return to the hotel and rest.
我是猪农
I'm a pig farmer.
我要体验生活
I'm experiencing life.
驰哥 猪都送到剧组了
Brother Chi - they've delivered the pigs.
麻烦了
Thanks!
林伟国
Lam Wai-Kwok.
林伟国 再吃一块 这里
Lam Wai-Kwok, have another. Here.
对啊
That's right.
听老爸话啦
Listen to your daddy.
还有 这里
There's more! Here.
您放心
Don't worry.
您交给我们多少
However many you give us...
我们还您多少
...we'll return them all.
驰哥是我兄弟你知道不
Y'know, Brother Chi is like a brother to me.
哥 点过了 35头
We counted 35, boss.
道具交接一下
Take 'em to Props.
怎么了
What's wrong?
车被堵住了
My car is blocked.
车丢了
You lost your car?
我车被堵住了
It's been blocked.
没丢就好
So it's still there, good.
E智慧汽车这三条线分别代表
The E-Wisdom logo's 3 lines stand for...
科技 革命和理想
...technology, revolution, and ideals.
一个科技公司
A tech company...
必须要具备强大的革命精神
...needs a strong revolutionary spirit...
我是跟他说 谢谢他喜欢我们的表演
I thanked him for his praise for the acting...
然后我们将会
...and said we're making...
有一部非常伟大的父爱电影
...a great film about fatherly love.
我们还会通过父爱表达关于
The theme of fatherly love lets us explore...
沟通这个人类命题
...the vital issue of communication.
这部电影讲的是沟通
This movie is all about communications.
导演想向全世界观众展示
The director wants to show the world...
一位中国农民和女儿之间的亲情
...the love between a Chinese farmer and his daughter.
没错
Yes.
我们看了你们发来的几场戏
We've watched the scenes you sent.
那几场我们都很喜欢
We really love what we've seen.
我们绝对想让这部电影入选电影节
We definitely want the film in the festival.
还不能确定会参加哪个单元
We cannot confirm which section the film's in right now.
我个人觉得
personally...
把 WiFi 搞好
Fix the WiFi!
试下用这部电脑
Try my laptop.
不是WiFi的事
It can't be the WiFi.
我这里的网速比他欧洲至少快四条街
Our WiFi is a racehorse, Europe's is a donkey...
他的信号还在爱琴海
...stuck at the Aegean Sea.
他刚才说什么
What was he saying?
他说我们入围的机会很大
That we've got a shot at the competition.
也不意外
I'm not surprised.
国际电影节好多年 没有过大棉袄这种题材
It's years since a festival has seen a Chinese padded jacket.
奉俊昊今年又没片
And Bong Joon-ho has nothing this year.
拍的好 演的好
Well-directed, well-acted.
肯定入围
Of course you'll get in.
我的基金会跟他们电影节主席
My foundation did a huge sponsorship deal...
谈了那么大的赞助
...with the festival chairman.
你开玩笑
You're kidding.
电影现在这个德行他们求之不得
Today's films are turds. This is their dream come true.
不是 卓总你说那个电影现在哪个德行
Wait, Mr Zhuo, what's this about turds?
你是个导演
You're a film director.
电影什么德行你问我
You don't need to ask me that.
别说了 别说了
Enough, enough!
不怕我揍你吗
I could punch you for that!
他的意思是说我们电影
He means our film could win...
得奖
...awards.
不是德行
Not "turds".
拿奖
Awards.
搞定没
Is it fixed?
万一拿了奖都没跟人道谢 多不好意思
We didn't thank him. What if we win an award?
我的老家
My hometown...
他就住在这个屯
...is this village.
这是什么
What's that?
农村
A village. A village?
这是破纸板
It's just cardboard.
还有这个
How's this?
大家好
Hi, everyone!
-我是健身红人 -你看
-"I'm the workout monster!" -Look
那就是不认真
It lacks seriousness.
我们真是很认真地在不认真
We're serious about not being serious.
还有这个
Try this one.
-这不还是破纸板吗 -看这个
-More cardboard! -Look at this.
不一样
It's different!
这就是我说的不认真
It's exactly what I'm talking about.
那什么才 认真
Then...what's serious?
这才是认真演员对自己的要求
This is what a serious actor does.
有时候需要代价的
Sometimes it carries a price.
小燕
Yan!
等我
Wait for me!
所以如果要播
If you're going to broadcast...
就播一些认真的东西
...put out something serious.
先不喝 先不喝
Wait, wait -
问个事
Let me ask you.
我把这个高尔夫球丢到水里
If I throw this golf ball in the water...
会不会沉底
...will it sink?
当然沉了
Of course it will.
聚酯乙烯做的嘛
It's made of polyethylene.
科学
Scientific.
但是你跟它说我爱你就不一样了
But it changes if you say I love you to it.
我为什么要跟一个小球球 说我爱你
Why would I say "I love you" to a little ball?
你不要 你来
So don't. You do it.
Summer 我教你一个咒语
Summer, I'll teach you a spell.
你跟它说
Say...
小球球
...Little Ball...
撤浪嘿呦 (韩语 : 我爱你)
Sarang Hae Yo.
要说小球球么
Do I have to say "Little Ball"?
可以不用
No need.
就撤浪嘿呦 (韩语 : 我爱你)
Just Sarang Hae Yo.
撤浪嘿呦 (韩语 : 我爱你)
Sarang Hae Yo.
你看 你看
See?
浮起来了
It's floating.
道具 道具
It's a prop.
道具
A prop?
敬我
Here's to me.
驰哥 碰
Cheers, Brother Chi!
音乐停一下
Turn off the music!
今天很开心
I'm very happy today!
今天非常重要
It's a very important day!
我的好朋友刘伟驰加入了E智慧
My good friend Lau Wai-Chi is now officially...
正式成为股东了
...a shareholder in E-Wisdom!
动动脑子
Think about it -
我早说了得伟驰得天下
with Wai-Chi on our side, the world is ours!
两个产业很孤独 要融合
Our two industries will walk alone no more.
我们的董事参与电影界
Our board will become part of the film world!
明白吧
Get my meaning?
大角色不用啊 小角色啊
No big parts, just small roles.
小角色导演答应吗
Does the director agree?
串一下
Cameos.
导演走了
The director's gone.
导演走了 导演走了有人定啊
Can anyone else decide for him?
伟驰你定啊
Wai-Chi, your call?
跟驰哥拍戏
Can we be actors too?
驰哥
Brother Chi?
OK！
OK.
好
Great!
OK 电影界这么爽快啊
"OK"! The film world is so open, so easy.
我董事会表示一下 来
A little gesture from the board. Here!
能借一下你的手机吗
Can I borrow your phone?
什么
What?
手机
Your phone.
小手机
Little cellphone -
撤浪嘿呦 (韩语 : 我爱你)
Sarang Hae Yo!
吉尔利亚与安库尔元首
The leaders of the two countries...
在刚刚结束的紧急会谈中
...have agreed to a short-term ceasefire...
达成了短期停火协议
...following an emergency meeting.
双方同意立即停止敌对行动
Both sides will immediately cease hostilities...
以免导致局势进一步恶化
...to prevent the situation worsening.
双方领导人将在未来几天内
The leaders will resume talks...
继续进行高级别磋商
...in the coming days...
以解决两国之间长期存在的领土争端
...to resolve territorial claims.
当日 联合国吉安问题 特别协调员文内斯
The UN Crisis Coordinator for the region...
在向安理会作情况通报时指出
...informed the Security Council...
目前两国达成的停火协定 仍处于脆弱状态
that the ceasefire remains fragile.
双方一线部队均未撤离
Frontline troops have yet to be recalled.
冲突升级的潜在驱动因素仍然存在
There is still the potential for escalation.
他呼吁两国恪守承诺
She urged both sides to keep their commitments...
根据国际法和已经签署的协议
...and international law and covenants...
尽快实现一线部队的撤离
...by quickly recalling their frontline troops.
在会议上
During the meeting,
多个国家表示
several countries expressed...
愿为和谈提供支援与协助
...willingness to assist with peace talks...
帮助双方化解矛盾
...and help to resolve the conflict.
在两国边界现状的基础上寻求解决方案
Solutions will be based on the border situation...
共同维护地区和平稳定
...and cooperation for regional peace and stability.
继续关注国际方面
In other international news...
昨日布林西多个地区
...a number of places...
展开了第九轮的罢工示威活动
...saw further strikes and protests.
首都莱斯有示威者与警方爆发冲突
As protesters and police clashed in the capital...
共有471名保安部队人员受伤
...471 security officers were injured...
524人被捕
...and there were 524 arrests.
怎么样
What do you think?
我的宠物 Kitty 是不是很可爱
Isn't my pet Kitty cute?
很可爱 好像很喜欢我的脚
Very. I think it likes my feet.
还有这个
And there's this.
很温暖
Cozy!
要不要一起坐一会
Why not sit over here?
很温暖
Very cozy!
它好像会认人啊
It seems to recognize people.
不会有摄像头吧
It's not a camera, is it?
有 就是买来拍你的
Sure, I bought it to film you.
拍我很贵的
Filming me is expensive.
能关吗
Can I turn it off?
不要告诉我怎么关
Don't tell me how -
我一定找到的
I'll figure it out.
我有办法
I've an idea.
先监禁两个小时再说
Let's lock it up for a few hours.
你真的应该去演喜剧
You ought to star in a comedy.
我演过
I have.
哪一部
Which one?
你还没出生
It was before you were born.
我记得你出生后我还是演过两部
Later I did maybe two more...
我还是觉得应该去处理一下
I think that thing is calling me.
它吃了你的丝袜
It ate your stocking!
我帮你处理
I'll sort it out.
干什么
What are you doing?
我的电脑也有摄像头啊
My laptop has a camera.
没开啊
It's off.
现在开了
Now it's on!
为什么要这样
Why are you doing this?
那你为什么要来
Why did you come here?
不是来看你宠物么
To check out your pet?
那宠物可怕还是我可怕
Are you more scared of it or me?
你说什么
What are you saying?
你是怕我年纪小呢
Is it my youth that scares you,
还是怕我阶层低
or my lower social status?
什么意思
What do you mean?
你是怕我利用你对吧
You're scared that I'll use you, right?
不好意思 打扰了
Sorry to have disturbed you.
能送我吗
May I have this?
你真以为我要拍你吗
You really think I'd film you?
选择健康 运动时间
Choose health, start moving.
好车就能乱撞吗
Posh cars just get to bang up other ones?
驰哥
Brother Chi -
出事了 出事了
there's trouble!
保安出事了
It's about the security guards.
什么事
What happened?
那些猪被人抢
The pigs got taken.
保安什么都不管
The security guards did nothing.
那些猪为什么会被人抢
Why were they taken?
导演被人打
And the director got beat up!
那些保安应该保护导演的嘛
The security guys should've protected him.
你先不要讲保安
Forget the security guards for a sec -
导演为什么被人打
why was the director beaten up?
因为农民要来抢回那些猪
The farmers wanted their pigs back.
导演要拍戏
But he wanted to film them...
但是保安又不拦住
...and the security guys didn't stop them.
你停一停
Wait!
什么农民
What farmers?
借猪给我们的农民么
The ones that lent us the pigs.
他们来拿回这些猪 导演
They came for them, and the director -
总之就是那些保安不对
It's the security guards' fault!
你不要再说保安 不要说保安了
Stop talking about the guards -
乖乖地告诉我发生了什么事
just tell me, calmly, what happened?
不好了
It's a mess!
保安出的事
The guards messed up!
刘伟驰
Lau Wai-Chi!
驰哥不在
Brother Chi isn't here.
胡昌杰
Hu Changjie -
他说他不在
he says he's not here.
这些农民
The farmers...
他们在田里捡到那把刀
...found that knife we threw away.
你说多巧
Such bad luck.
你不早点说
Why didn't you tell me?
刚刚才想到
It just occurred to me.
刘伟驰
Lau Wai-Chi!
我看见你了
I saw you!
你下来 我俩讲讲
Come out and talk.
别躲着
Stop hiding!
老躲着干啥
It's no good hiding.
我也不能把你咋
What can I do to you anyway?
对吧
Right?
你真是亏了你先人
You give your ancestors red faces.
别躲着
Stop hiding!
驰哥不在
Brother Chi isn't here.
你躲里头演啥呢
This some new act of yours?
我都说驰哥不在了
I told you he's not here.
你演乌龟呢
You playing a turtle?
我看见他了
I saw him!
你下来当我面演吧
Come out and act in my face -
成天演得跟我亲哥一样
play that role of blood brother again.
你再说我叫保安了
I'm going to call security...
保安
Security!
过来
Come here!
喂 你啊
Hey, you -
你松开
Let me go!
你干啥呢
What the hell -
人家看不起我
Mr Big Shot looks down on me.
我就寻思把猪要回来呗
So I decided to take my pigs back.
那剧组说连戏
They say continuity-
要好几回都不给我
I'm just asking for my pigs back.
那我拿回我自己东西没毛病吧
Nothing wrong with taking back what's mine, yeah?
你不要以为我怕你
I'm not afraid of you!
把这东西都给我砸了
Wreck the joint!
快把棚门关上
Lock the door!
棚门关上
Lock the door!
你关上吓唬谁呢
You trying to scare me?
我吓唬你怎么啦
So what if I am?
你吓唬一个你试试
Let me see you try!
怎么啦
So what?
你试试
Just try!
怎么啦
So what?
他是你朋友
A friend of yours?
他给了你一把刀
So he gave you a knife.
你们把刀扔了
You threw it away...
还让人给捡着了
But he found it.
你们扔的倒是不太远啊
So you didn't throw it very far.
我们
We...
地形不太熟悉
...didn't know the area.
根据世界卫生组织血压判定标准
According to WHO blood pressure standards...
您本次测量值处于
...your test result shows...
重度高血压范围
...hypertension.
建议您谘询医生
Please consult a medical professional.
其实你体验生活一点都没错
You didn't do anything wrong.
但是那些农民真是太离谱
It's the farmers who were out of line -
不讲道理 不可理喻
So unreasonable. You can't talk to them.
那导演像什么样啊
The director, too.
不给我面子也就算了
So he disrespects me - whatever.
但是怎么可以跟你那样说话
But how can he talk to you like that?
你没卡
No room card?
搞定
Problem solved.
你搞定什么
What problem did you solve?
小事你搞定了
You solve small problems.
大事你能不能搞定
How 'bout solving a big one?
养猪的事你能不能搞定
Like the problem of the pig farmer?
林先生 你现在立刻帮我搞定它行不行
Mr Lam, how 'bout solving that one right now?
行
Sure.
保佑驰哥顺利杀青
Bless Brother Chi and the rest of the filming.
那些猪早点归位
May the pigs go home soon.
怎么回事
What's going on?
有人没
Hello?
怎么又停电了
Another blackout?
仆街吧 你
Damn you!
道
Apolo...
歉
Apologize.
是否删除视频
Delete the selected video?
已删除
Deleted.
下车
Get out!
下车你能不能听懂啊
Understand the words get out?
你是不是找麻烦
You looking for trouble?
牛皮吗 不是
You think you're tough?
打他呀
Hit him!
踹他
Kick him!
道歉
Apologize.
惊喜
Surprise!
不怕
It's ok.
妈咪 爹地打我
Mommy! Daddy hit me!
什么事啊
What happened?
没事吧
You're okay.
你来为什么不讲一声
Why not tell me you were coming?
没事
Ok ok.
不记得就随便吧
You forgot, whatever.
不要哭了
Don't cry!
爸爸帮你修好
I'll fix it for you.
都几点钟了
It's so late.
你们怎么
Why...
怎么不带他去睡觉呢
...isn't he in bed?
Ryan 说要等你
Ryan wanted to wait for you...
给你看他写的那封道歉信
...to show you his letter of apology.
你写的什么
Let's see it.
写的是什么
What's this?
道歉是态度的问题
An apology is a question of attitude...
识不识字是你能力的问题啊
...writing characters correctly one of ability.
-你哭什么 -妈咪
-Why are you crying? -Mommy!
爹地骂我
Daddy's scolding me.
你小时候没写错过字吗
You never made such mistakes as a kid?
Queen 嫂 带他们去睡觉
Queenie, get them to bed.
刘先生
Mr Lau...
如果你在别的房间受了委屈
If you got kicked out of someone's bedroom...
别对小孩子发脾气
...don't take it out on a child.
不是你想的那样
It's not what you're thinking.
没关系的 刘先生
It doesn't matter, Mr Lau.
我们已经离了婚
We're already divorced.
不是你想的那样 刘太太
It's really not that, Mrs Lau.
-我在外面受了多少 -那你是打算公开了吗
-It's so rough out there... -When will you make it public?
你在说什么
What are you talking about?
农民嘛 农民哪有戒指
A farmer...doesn't wear a ring.
一个没有结婚戒指
A farmer with no ring,
穿睡衣的农民
and in his pyjamas.
我们明天就走
We leave tomorrow.
你肯定在她那里
Sure it's at her place?
你要我讲多少次啊
How many times do I have to say it?
那你们俩有没有什么
So did the two of you -
没
No.
没就好了
"No" is good.
你就真是只把戒指落在了她那里
So you really only left your ring there?
我真的只是把戒指落在了她那里
I really only left my ring there.
就算
Assuming...
没事发生就好
...that's all, very good.
那得把戒指拿回来
Got to get the ring back though.
我帮你打给她
I'll call her for you.
不对
No.
这是你们两个人的私事
This is between you and her.
如果我现在贸然帮你出手
If I'm suddenly in the middle of it...
可能会刺激到她
...it could mean more trouble.
你自己来
You do it.
用语音
Send a voicemail.
抱歉 不好意思
So sorry...
我想问一下
...but I wanted to ask...
我是不是有东西落在你那
...if I left anything at your place?
认就好了
Just be honest.
这些是什么
What's that?
小胶布
A band-aid.
不是吧 你们玩了些什么
No. What did you two get up to?
你别问这么多事了
Don't worry about it!
我只是落下了戒指
I only left my ring there.
你需不需要讲那么多
I don't need to know.
你是不是不相信我
You don't believe me?
不是
It's not that.
刘先生
Mr Lau...
其实我对你那些私生活 一点兴趣都没有
I'm not interested in your private life.
但我知道现在这个 Summer
But it's clear that this Summer...
肯定有她自己的想法
...has her own interpretation.
那问她咯
So I'll ask her.
你不要再发了
Don't do it!
发得越多麻烦越多 证据在她手里
More messages mean more trouble...and proof.
我觉得不会吧
She's not like that.
你不要这么幼稚
Don't be naive!
刘伟驰是天王巨星
Lau Wai-Chi is a superstar.
那个 Summer 是个小编导
Summer is a little director.
甚至连小编导都不如
Even that's a stretch.
就是个UP主
She's just an uploader.
她现在贴到你身边
She's close to you now.
有谁不想让全世界都知道
Why wouldn't she want to tell the world?
都是那个卓总麻烦
That Mr Zhuo is such a pain.
不搞Party 什么事都没有
It's all because of his party.
不要说没用的啦
No point in talking about it.
喂
Hello?
驰哥 现场找不到你 导演在催了
Brother Chi, the director needs you on set.
知道了
I know.
我现在在忙
I'm busy right now.
麻烦你了
Sorry.
那你还有多久才到
How much longer till you get here?
导演见不到你一直发脾气 不停骂人
The director is so mad he's yelling at everyone.
刚刚剧本都差点撕烂
He almost ripped up the script.
现在导演每一分钟就打来问你在哪
Director is calling for you every minute.
快点回来吧
Come back soon.
驰哥 你在听吗
Brother Chi, are you listening?
驰哥 你还在不在
Brother Chi? You there?
喂
Hello?
林先生 不用赶了
Mr Lam, no need to rush.
导演等不到驰哥就收工了
The director's sick of waiting. He called it a day.
收到
Roger that.
为什么 为什么要选这条路呢
Why'd you have to go this way?
导航叫我走这条路的
The sat-nav told me to.
明明知道这个时候堵车
He knows it's rush hour.
导演多等一下会死吗
Would it have killed him to wait?
选择健康 运动时间
Choose health, start moving.
你好 我是一名导演
Bonjour, je suis le directeur.
咔
Cut!
监视器看重播
Check the replay on the monitor.
各部门调整
Prepare the next shot.
赶紧拿个凳子
Grab a stool...
给老师坐一下
...for the teacher.
来 拖一下地啊
Quick, mop the floor.
导演
Director -
这次 LOGO 拍的特别清楚
This time the logo is very visible.
您看看重播
Check it out.
你说咱好好一拍电影的
Aren't we filmmakers?
怎么就弄成一拍广告的呢
How did we come to be making an ad?
拍广告总得有个产品
An ad has to sell a product.
但是这车剩一 LOGO
There's not even a car, just a logo.
咱拍的是一个概念广告
We're making a conceptual ad.
这不是老板的意思嘛
Isn't that what the boss wants?
我觉得还行现在
I think it's working.
行吗
Really?
行
Yes. Yeah?
你拍啊
Then you direct it.
暴发户
Vulgarian. Parvenu.
预备 开始
Ready...Action!
节哀顺变
Our condolences.
这是我们一点心意
This is a token of our goodwill.
不要钱
I'm not after money.
我要道歉
I want an apology!
我女儿被你们逼死
It's your fault my daughter's dead.
你给我一个说法
I want you to admit it.
我们今天过来
We came today...
只是出于人道主义的慰问
...out of the kindness of our hearts.
吴先生你不要混淆啊
Don't take it the wrong way, Mr Wu.
停
Stop!
你这话要是这么说呀
If that's how you want to put it...
我心里恐怕就不那么痛快了
...I fear you're going to upset me.
还是人吗
Are you a human being?
马上向他女儿赔礼道歉
Apologize for what happened to his daughter.
我只说一次
I won't say it again.
你还只说一次
Is that right?
你等一下
Hold on.
你哪一头的
Which side are you on?
我给你的钱
I pay you -
你在这里七里八里
you mouthy bastard.
立场不分明啊你这是
Where do you stand, really?
咔
Cut!
好 咔
OK, cut!
好 来都先回原位啊
Back to your positions.
来检查 道具把钱收了
Prop check, take back the money.
你是演员吗
You really an actor?
你
You!
导演来现场了
The director's on set!
你干嘛呢
What are you doing?
还有你
And you -
拍的好好的你蹲下干啥
why'd you kneel mid-shot?
我隐形眼镜找不到了 我看不见
I lost my contacts. I couldn't see.
这是片场
This is a film set.
这是拍戏
We're shooting a film.
你想蹲就蹲下
You can't just kneel down...
想不来就不来是吗
...or show up when it suits you.
小昭
Xiao Zhao...
你得认真一点啊
Stop messing around.
用心一点
Put your heart into it.
听导演的话啊
Listen to the Director.
导演 不好意思啊
Director, I'm sorry.
这个没介绍
I should've introduced her.
这是咱们商学院院长的侄女
She's the niece of the dean of our Business School.
自己人
She's one of us.
可以了
OK.
自己人
One of us.
导演 不好意思
Sorry, Director.
他们第一次
It's their first time.
原谅他们
Forgive them.
来 先走
Go on.
驰哥
Brother Chi.
导演
Director -
刚才这场戏我有个想法啊
I've an idea for this scene.
怎么只有我的词 没有卓总的词
Why do I have lines but not Mr Zhuo?
我卓某有没有词不重要
I don't mind, really.
但是 导演
But, Director -
这是我们这个商学院的班长
this is the dean of our Business School.
大股东啊
A majority shareholder.
这必须有台词 必须C位啊
He has to have lines and a central role!
不用
No need.
是啊 同股同权啊
Same shares, same rights.
没错
Exactly!
我提个建议啊
I've a suggestion -
三句台词
three lines of dialogue.
我们一人一句
One apiece.
试一下 好不好 导演
Let's try it, okay, director?
驰哥你给我们串一下 搭一下 好不好
Brother Chi, give us our cue.
好
Sure.
我不要你的钱
I'm not after money.
你给我一个说法
I want an apology.
我们今天过来
We're here today...
仅仅是为了一个人道主义的慰问
...out of the kindness of our hearts.
吴先生 你不要混淆
Two separate issues, Mr Wu.
好不好
How's that?
可以 可以
Not bad.
可以
Good.
只要再放松一点就可以
Maybe a little more relaxed.
另外伟驰 导演
Also, Wai-Chi, Director -
我还有一个很不成熟的建议
I've another idea. Maybe it's sill...
但是不吐不快啊
...but I have to say it.
这是一个打手啊
This guy's a thug.
这一直说一直说
But he talks and talks...
说的跟个说客一样
...like a lobbyist or something.
你的台词很干瘪
Your lines are boring.
一身的肉 用出来啊
You have muscles, use them!
打我们啊 是吧
Why not beat us up?
这才生动啊
That'll make it lively.
现在这个好电影啊
These days good movies...
没有那么多台词的
...don't have much dialogue.
观众喜欢看动作片嘛
Audiences love action films.
所以台词少一点没关系
Less dialogue is good.
关键是要打 要动嘛
The key is fighting, action, yeah?
你这个观点好
What a good idea.
我们当初也是这么设计的
That was our original idea for the scene.
这驰哥怕各位受伤 对吧
Brother Chi worried you'd get hurt, right?
当初那个好
That first version was good.
我们可以为了艺术献身啊
We're ready to suffer for art!
我们都是来献身的是不是
We're here to make sacrifices, right?
行啊 兄弟
Sure, bro.
很专业
So professional!
就按你们说的来
We'll do it your way then.
来
C'mon.
导演 按原剧本拍我们得调武行
Director, if we do that, things will get rough.
你能比资方还专业吗
Who's more of a pro than an investor?
按资方说的来
Do what they said.
好 来
OK, let's go.
大家都先回原位
Everyone -
都先回原位
take your positions.
准备实拍
Shooting live action.
来都检查一下
Final checks.
准备
Ready.
回原位 快
Positions! Hurry!
节哀顺变
Our condolences.
这是我们一点心意
This is a token of our goodwill.
不要你们的钱
I'm not after money!
我要道歉
I want an apology!
我女儿被你们逼死了
It's your fault my daughter's dead.
你给我一个说法
I want you to admit it.
我们今天过来
We're here today...
仅仅是出于人道主义的慰问
...out of the kindness of our hearts.
吴先生 你不要混淆
Don't take it the wrong way, Mr Wu.
你们太欺负人了
You push us around!
还真打呀
They're fighting for real!
疼
Ow!
救我
Help!
不要真打
Don't fight for real!
你们不要打
Stop fighting!
停手 不要打
Stop, don't fight!
老子出钱了
I paid for this...
你们还打老子
...and now I get beat up?
不要真打
Don't fight for real!
你们不要打
Stop fighting!
不要打
Don't -
停一下
Stop!
停一
Stop!
你喊什么停
Who told you to stop?
导演
Director!
快停下来
Stop all this!
驰哥把衣服穿走了
Brother Chi is still in costume.
现场这么多员警怎么换啊
How can he change with the cops everywhere?
神经病啊你们
Are you crazy?
化妆想拿回头套
Make-up needs the wig.
还有胡子
And the moustache.
谢谢
Thanks.
刚刚送来的
This just came.
记住 这个戒指从来都没有不见过
Remember, the ring never went missing.
我问过白龙王了
I consulted the Celebrity Whisperer.
他说你这一劫 一定可以顺利渡过
He says this won't hold you back.
没事的 休息两天再拍
Just rest a few days, then get back on set.
这么松
It's so loose.
你担心得都瘦了
All this worry - you've lost weight.
出事了 林先生
Big problem, Mr Lam!
驰哥那条片子出大事了
The clip of Brother Chi has gone viral.
现在网上个个都在说他
It's trending online.
我都不知道该怎么办
I don't know what to do.
不过你先别告诉他
Don't tell him yet.
我怕他接受不了
It might be too much for him.
现在怎么办好呢
What should I do?
我们是不是要快点商量对策
We need to find a solution, quickly.
直接滚出娱乐圈
Get out of show business!
怎么没给他摔死
How'd he not fall to death?
写篇文章发到网上
Add your say online.
什么人来的
What's wrong with him?
这个什么事来的
Disgusting.
你还当明星呢
You think you're a star.
你虐待动物
You tortured an animal.
你配当明星吗
Do you deserve your fame?
负面资料出的非常快已经出圈了
Negative comments are off the scale.
单靠撤热搜已经控制不住了
We can't delete them fast enough.
好在还没有开始抵制我们的电影
Luckily, no calls for a film boycott yet.
所以我们需要公开发声
We have to say something.
啥意思
What's this about?
驰哥您被网暴了
Brother Chi, you're being trolled.
为什么
Why?
他们看到您摔马了
They saw you fall off the horse.
摔马有什么好暴呢
Why would they troll me for that?
这不就是努力工作吗
That was just me giving my all, right?
不用替身 不怕危险
No stunt double, taking risks -
这不是好演员的一个标准吗
isn't that how you judge a good actor?
汤告鲁斯 李安纳度 都是这样的
Tom Cruise, Leonardo - they all did that.
对啊
Yes.
陈龙大哥也是这样
Jacky Chen too.
是非不分
It's unfair.
驰哥 网民讲平等
The netizens are all for equality -
他们讲人人平等 男女平等 万物平
for people, women, and animals.
你停一下
Wait -
平等 有什么不平等
where's the inequality?
我没有用替身
No stunt double...
摔的是我 有什么不平等
...it was me that fell. What inequality?
是说您对马不平等
They say it wasn't fair to the horse.
对马不平等
Not fair to the horse?
我跟马一起摔的
I fell together with the horse.
受伤的是我 大姐
I'm the one that got hurt, missy.
驰哥 我们不是在讲道理
Brother Chi, it's not about who's right.
我们是在讲解决方法
We just need to fix this.
如果我们不发声 任由其发酵
If we stay silent, it'll just get bigger.
担心影响您的电影和前途
It could affect the film and your career.
国外呢
In other countries...
电影对动物演员保护是比较小心的
...they're stricter about animal welfare on set.
因为动物这个话题 这两年比较敏感
Animal rights has become a sensitive issue.
什么意思
What are you saying?
他是担心我们入围电影节会有影响
It could affect our chances with film festivals.
导演我想 不介意 问问
Director, if you don't mind my asking.
这视频是怎么出去的
how'd the footage end up online?
是我
Me.
怎么是你 怎么是你
How's that possible?
明明是我
It was me.
是我 是我发的
Me. I uploaded it.
不可以吗
Is that not allowed?
你们争先恐后地在这捅娄子
You guys make one mess after another.
到底是想不想拍这戏
Don't you care about this film?
那你呢
What about you?
你想拍这个戏 为什么打投资人
If you care so much, why beat up the investors?
这就是那段在网上 颇受争议的视频
That's the viral clip that sparked the controversy.
驰哥 说实话 我要是网友我也会问说
Brother Chi, if I were a netizen I'd also ask...
一部现代戏
...why a present-day drama...
干嘛非要骑马呢
...even needs a horse?
这是一个浪漫主义的设计
It was a romantic idea.
你可以想像一下
Can you picture...
这个绿背景
...that green backdrop...
最后合成的时候 是一列奔驰的火车
as a speeding train in the film.
然后女儿就在上面
The daughter is on the train.
父亲骑着马追车
The father is racing after it.
来呈现父爱的故事
It's a story of fatherly love.
能想像吗
Can you picture that?
能 能想像
I can, yes.
那请问
Can I ask -
得是动车吧
will it be a bullet train?
可能不是
Probably not.
没关系啊
That's okay.
这个最后的合成效果
For how it turns out...
我们等电影上映了就知道了
...we'll have to wait for the film's release!
对
That's right.
那这段视频确实在网上颇多争议
Still, the clip has drawn a lot of criticism online.
关于这段视频
About this footage -
您有什么要跟网友说的吗
what would you like to say to those netizens?
其实我想说
I just want to say...
可能我真的
that maybe...
太想演好这个角色
I was too committed to my character.
我拍戏的时候可能用力过猛
Sometimes I go too far for my craft.
然后吓到一群关心动物的人
I've upset people who care about animals...
然后伤害了那匹小马
and hurt that little horse.
我希望
I hope...
我希望大家能原谅我
...I can be forgiven...
我用力过猛
...for taking things too far...
其实我特别能理解驰哥
I really understand Brother Chi.
就作为一个演员他对艺术有他的追求
He's so devoted to his craft.
但我也理解那些网友
But I also get those netizens...
就是他们是爱小动物的那种
...the ones who show animals...
那种善心和善举
...such kindness and care.
所以我觉得
That's why I think...
这个郑重的道歉呢
...a sincere apology...
还是由驰哥自己来说
from Brother Chi is called for.
我诚挚
I sincerely...
对不起
apologize.
我诚挚地
I sincerely...
提出我捐款200万
...wish to donate 2 million yuan...
给爱马慈善基金
...to the Horse Lovers' Foundation.
希望马儿能不再受到伤害
I hope no more horses will be harmed.
这是 这是驰哥的 爱心的表达
This is a compassionate gesture.
但是
But...
这个动作有什么需要说明的吗
...isn't there something else you'd like to say?
我
I...
可以
...can.
我可以
I can...
我可以 我可以道歉
I can...apologize.
我可以说对不起
I can say I'm sorry.
我可以捐款
I can donate money.
我可以 我什么都可以
I can do whatever it takes.
但是我 我想说呢
But what I want to say...
作为一个 一个演员
...is that as an actor...
他亲自演出动作戏
...who performs his own stunts...
他亲自体验生活
...and immerses himself in real life...
剧组缺钱
...who brings in investors...
我亲自拉投资
...when a film's budget runs dry...
有错吗
...what's my crime? What's my crime?
这是驰哥的肺腑之言
Brother Chi is speaking from the heart.
我 我真的知道
I know, I really do...
我讲的这些大家可能 可能真的不懂
...that people won't understand what I'm saying.
但是为什么你们
But why can't you all...
不尊重一下努力
respect my hard work?
努力没错
It's not a bad thing to work hard.
谢谢驰哥跟我们坦...
Thank Brother Chi for being so -
不是吗
Am I right?
你看 直播的时间过得就是快
Wow, time flies when you're streaming!
这直播的时间就已经到了
Our livestream is timing out.
那 谢谢
So, thanks...
谢谢所有收看直播的观众朋友们
...to all our viewers and friends.
尤其是驰哥的那些资深的影迷们
Especially Brother Chi's many fans.
让我们共同期待
We look forward...
这部电影早日跟大家见面
...to the release of his new film.
好 谢谢大家
OK, thanks, everyone!
谢谢收看今天的直播
Thanks for watching today's show!
再见
Till next time!
谢谢您
Thank you!
谢谢
Thanks!
请取走你的房卡
Please take your room card.
送货成功
A successful delivery.
我会得到表扬的
I will be praised.
我的充电宝呢
Where's my power bank?
有趣的问题
An interesting question.
请致电前台
Please call reception.
我的充电宝呢
Where's my power bank?
我在问你 我的充电宝呢
I'm asking you, where's my power bank?
有趣的问题 请致电前台
An interesting question. Please call reception.
我刘伟驰啊 你尊重下我好不好
I'm Lau Wai-Chi! Don't you know who I am?
你做事努力一点好不好
Lift your game, okay?
你不努力凭什么不让我努力
If you don't lift yours how can I lift mine?
驰哥 要不你也弄我一下吧
Brother Chi, why don't you injure me?
我也想要这两百万的小道歉了
I'd love a little apology of 2 million.
得饶人处且饶人吧
Don't be so uncompromising.
培养个好演员也不容易
It's not easy to be a good actor.
有钱就不用道歉
Money exempts you from apologizing?
看得我血压都高了
I can feel my blood pressure rise.
他就是傲慢
Such arrogance!
刘伟驰我爱你
I love you, Dany Lau.
我永远爱你
I'll always love you.
客房打扫
Housekeeping.
刘伟驰是个敬业的演员
Dany Lau is a true professional.
不用替身是他努力啊
He put in an effort not using a stunt double.
捐两百万就是个小道歉
like 2 mil is a mini-apology.
刘伟驰 醒还是你醒
Lau Wai-chi, you the man!
只要帅 做什么都是对的
If you act cool, you can do anything.
我将带大家实地探访
Let's take a tour
刘伟驰据说值四百个小道歉的
of his "400 mini-apologies" mansion
香港半山豪宅
in Hong Kong's Mid-Levels
近日 刘伟驰虐马事件爆出
A video of Lau abusing a horse went viral.
他本人拒不道歉
But he wouldn't apologize...
在网上引起轩然大波
...and ignited an online firestorm.
该片风评受损
The film's rep has taken a hit.
大批网友纷纷表示抵制
There's a big push to boycott it.
本台试图联系刘伟驰团队
We contacted Lau Wai-Chi's team...
暂未得到回应
...but up to now no response.
新闻进行时报导
This is Ongoing News.
吉尔利亚与安库尔停火协议达成后不久
Soon after the cease-fire agreement...
安库尔在边境地区
...hostilities re-commenced.
再次向吉尔利亚发动军事攻击
Border skirmishes...
导致多名安库尔士兵伤亡
...have led to heavy casualties.
顾客您好
Dear guest,
有什么可以帮您
may I help you?
谁叫你开的门啊
Who told you to open the door?
我就是想去打扫卫生的
I just wanted to clean the room.
我也不知道啊
I don't know either.
Tiger 查查那些摄像头
Tiger, check the cameras.
看看能不能看到那个东西
See if you can find it.
我们尊重人和动物的生命以及尊严
We have a deep respect for human and animal lives and dignity.
我们不赞同以这样的方式进行艺术创作
We do not believe that art should be conducted in this manner.
这条不是已经压下去了 怎么又上来了
I just killed this one, how come it's back up?
请我广大亲爱的股民放心
Dear shareholders, please be assured...
E智慧已经全面地撤资该电影
E-Wisdom is no longer investing in this film.
我们现在还剩几家代言公司
How many brands are still endorsing me?
剩下一家
Only one.
香港那边怎么样
What's it like in Hong Kong?
刘太跟孩子那边千万不要上街
Mrs Lau and the kids should stay home.
千万不要被人拍到 知不知道
You can't let them get papped.
已经在安排 放心
I'm on it, don't worry.
驰哥
Brother Chi -
公关那边想了些方案 你出来听一下
Come hear what the PR team proposes.
驰哥 我们想了一个非常好的方案
Brother Chi, we have a great plan.
我们今天拍摄一组
We'll shoot a video...
你跟猪亲密互动的视频
...of you cuddling the pig.
然后把之前拍戏那匹马买下来
Then you buy that horse...
-我们收养它 -可以说慢一点吗
-...and adopt it. -Slow down.
OK 没问题
OK, no probs.
至于割韭菜的话题呢
As for upsetting the rabble...
我们用玩笑的方式来解决
...we'll make a joke of it.
等时间一长
In time...
新的话题出来 你的热度就下去了
...the outrage train will move on.
具体的操作方式呢 我们是
The concrete plan involves...
简单来说呢就是 我们拍您爱马的视频
We shoot a clip showing your love for horses...
忘掉割韭菜的事
...and soothe the rabble.
这位女士
Young lady...
你觉得刘伟驰喜欢动物吗
...you think I like animals?
喜欢啊 您当然喜欢
Yes, of course.
那他为什么要摔马呢
So why'd I fall off that horse?
您是为了
You did it to -
这事现在不重要
It doesn't matter now.
你觉得真相一点也不重要
You don't think the truth matters?
真相不重要
The truth doesn't matter.
您先看看公司做的方案
Would you mind looking over our plan?
既然真相不重要
If the truth doesn't matter...
那为什么要花时间去讨论呢
...why waste time discussing it?
刘先生 咱们说的是这个方案
Mr Lau, we're talking about the plan.
您就算真虐待动物了 也没关系
Even if it was animal abuse, it's OK.
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We're internet pros.
新的话题出现 谁还在乎旧的真相
Soon no one will care if it's true.
你不在乎真相
You don't think truth matters.
网民也不在乎真相
Netizens don't think truth matters.
我在说明我是冤枉的
I want to prove my innocence.
你在证明你有能力
You want to prove your skill.
网民在乎感觉
Netizens want to feel important.
大家都不想理解对方
No one wants to understand the others.
那你们坐在我这里 瞪着两个大眼睛看着我
Look at you staring at me like that -
有什么意义呢
why?
-你们为什么要这样呢 -驰哥你冷静一点
-Why are you doing this? -Brother Chi, cool it.
闭嘴
Shut up!
你跟她们一样 都不理我在说什么
You're like them, you don't listen.
-你一直跟我说能搞定的 -你不要那么冲动
-You keep saying it can be "fixed". -Calm down.
你走开
Get out!
你跟她一起来搞定我吗
You all just want to "fix" me?
你嚷什么
What's all this yelling?
明星很了不起吗
You're a star, so what?
可以随便欺负人吗
That means you can bully people?
你虐待完动物
When you finish abusing animals...
你在这里当暴君啊
...you come here to act the tyrant?
可笑
What a joke.
走了 老板
I'm out, boss.
我不干了
I quit.
我告诉你我也养猫
I have a cat.
我最看不惯就是你这样的人了
I can't stand people like you.
你算什么男人
What kind of man are you?
怎么打人啊
How can you hit him?
干嘛你
What the hell?
为什么这样
Why is this happening?
别走啊
Don't go!
行了 你们都工作 嚷什么
Ok, everyone back to work, calm down.
可以了
OK.
你们专业一点 坐下
Be the pros you are, sit down!
回去了 好不好
Back to work, ok?
驰哥 我们还是处理问题
Brother Chi, let's just deal with this.
您先坐
Please sit down.
猪跑出来了
The pig got out.
驰哥 先回房间
Brother Chi, let's go to the room.
来 走
C'mon, let's go.
麻烦出来一下 出来一下
Excuse us, 'scuse us.
拉住 拉住
Pull! Pull!
驰哥
Brother Chi -
稳住
Steady!
它跳下去了
It jumped off.
拉 慢慢拉
Pull - slowly.
拉 拉
Pull, pull!
Tiger 过来帮忙
Tiger, come help.
卡住了
It's stuck!
慢点
Take it slow!
卡住啦
It's stuck!
定住
Hold still!
拉
Pull!
哥们这不合适
Dude, not cool!
别拍了
Stop recording!
拍怎么了
Why should I?
刘伟驰还怕拍么
What's Lau Wai-Chi still got to be afraid of?
甭管谁您都不能拍
You still shouldn't be filming.
别吵了
Stop shouting!
驰哥
Brother Chi! Brother Chi...
林先生说
Mr Lam said...
有点事 先不回香港了
...he's busy. He'll return to Hong Kong later -
还有事没办完
some loose ends to tidy up.
这个 是在那个扫地机器人里 找到的
Also, that sweeping robot found this.
算了 我怎么会怪你
Forget it. I can't blame you.
你从来都不在别人的角度想问题
You've never considered other people's perspectives.
但是我又习惯站在你的角度想事情
But I'm used to considering yours.
你给我点时间冷静下
Give me time to cool down.
我下周回
I'll be back next week.
算了 我怎么会怪你
Forget it. I can't blame you.
你从来都不在别人的角度想问题
You've never considered other people's perspectives.
但是我又习惯站在你的角度想事情
But I'm used to considering yours.
停车
Stop the car.
这样整会弄伤手的
You'll hurt your hand like that.
用这把
Use this.
要拆了它么
You want to take them down?
Tiger！
Tiger,
中环雪厂街那些海报都旧了
The posters on Ice House Street are old.
驰哥不喜欢
Lau sir doesn't like them.
马上叫人换了它们
We'll get them changed.
不用了
No need.
不是旧了
It's not that they're old.
是怎么了
Then what?
是不应该笑
I shouldn't be smiling.
太假了
It's so fake.
我来
Let me.
Summer 你在吗
Summer, are you there?
能不能麻烦你 帮我发个视频
Can you help me post a video?
大家好 我是刘伟驰
Hi everyone, I'm Lau Wai-Chi.
我想借用一下D站平台
With D-Site's help, I'd like to...
去寻找一位 晋A222QC的车主
...find the owner of the car 'Jin-A 222QC'.
这位老铁
My homie...
我很抱歉把你的车给弄伤了
I'm very sorry I damaged your car.
我真的认真地跟你说一声对不起
I'd like to formally apologize to you.
因为人生可以输
Because in life, you can lose...
不能逃
...but you can't hide.
祝你的生活666
May your life be awesome 666.
Summer！
Summer.
走了
C'mon.
好
OK.
浪费这么多时间
Come on, it took us ages!
没看明白 搞什么名堂
I don't get it, what's the point?
这边是入口 出口在楼上
This is the entrance, the exit is upstairs.
有没有搞错 这么近的距离都不让人走
You're joking. It's right here, just let us through.
不好意思 这就是规矩
Sorry, rules are rules.
通融一下 让我们出去吧
Be reasonable, just let us through.
我们都下来了 让我们从这走吧
We came all the way down, just let us through.
不行 这就是规矩
Can't do. Rules are rules!
出口请上楼
The exit is upstairs.
道歉的道字 应该这样写
This is how you write "apology".
爹地
Daddy...
妈咪 为什么和你离婚
why did Mommy divorce you?
爹地 骄傲
I'm arrogant.
什么是骄傲
What's arrogant?
自以为是咯
I'm self-important.
什么都觉得自己对 别人错
I always think I'm right and others are wrong.
对了
Oh yeah -
妈咪说 这个是你给我的
Mommy said this was a gift from you.
我不是很喜欢 还是还给你吧
I don't like it, you can have it.
不要搞我的东西
Don't touch my things!
我就是不给你
Come and get it!
还给我
Give it back!
欢迎使用 720 行车记录仪
Welcome to the 720 dashcam.
抱歉 我已经离开D站了
Sorry, I've already left D-site.
请不要再打扰我
Please leave me alone.