在这个瞬息万变的世界中，最大的风险是不承担任何风险
唯一可以保证失败的策略就是不承担风险
谢谢，先生
Thank you, Sir.
非常感谢
Thank you, so much.
先生，您在 BuyEasy 做的很出色…… 您真是太棒了
Sir, great job at BuyEasy... Fantastic you are
谢谢你
Thank you.
同时祝贺您拿到第二轮融资
And sir, congratulations for your second round investment too.
是这样的，先生，我在一家电商网站工作……
Actually sir, I work for an e-commerce website...
我是那里的产品经理
...and I am a category manager there and I...
你可以把你的简历上传到我们网站的求职板块
You can upload your resume on career section on our website.
先生，我可以找个时间给您看下我的作品吗……-好的，再见
Sir, can I show you my work sometime... -OK, bye.
求你了，先生……请给我一次机会，先生
Please sir... Give me one chance, sir.
这些人，都不让你在自己的派对上好好喝酒
Guys like these, don't even let you drink at your own party.
巴蒂，你用20%的股份卖了多少钱？5000万？
Bhati, how much did you get for 20%, 50?
周日的商业前景上会公布的……到时候你就知道了
It will be out in Sunday's Business Outlook... Take a look yourself!
巴蒂，快告诉我，6000万？
Bhati, tell me, 60?
这是官方数据，我现在不能透露
It's official, I can't reveal it now.
多少钱，7500万？
How much, 75?
别告诉我是一亿！
Now don't tell me it's 100.
妈的! ! ！
F**K!!!
一亿？
100?
一个亿？
A hundred million?
巴蒂，你公司的估价是五亿美元？
Bhati, your company's evaluation is half a billion dollars?
妈的! ! ！
F**K!!!
这有什么大不了的？
So what's the big deal?
还比 Flipkart 少了75亿美元呢
It's still lesser than Flipkart by 7.5 billion.
巴蒂，这意味着我的一个大四的同学要成为亿万富翁了！
Bhati, it means one of my college seniors is going to be a billionaire!
真他妈幸运！
F**K, what luck!
这与命运或运气无关……
It's not about fate or luck...
印度管理学院？
IIM?
印度管理学院史瑞拉姆夫人女子学院
LSR. IIM.
我应该作为 CAT 出场的
I should have appeared for CAT.
你所做的一切，就是喋喋不休地谈论我的运气
All you do, is keep harping about my luck.
你已经把你的创业想法跟我说过无数次了
You've told me about your start-up idea over a 100 times now.
你为什么着手去做？
Why don't you do something about it?
一个新的硅谷正在这里崛起
A new Silicon Valley is being upstaged at Hiranandani here.
而你却仍然在 Mokart 上销售那些廉价的山寨手机
And you are still selling these cheap chinese phones on Mokart.
- 他们很有说服力，巴蒂 - 胡说
They're exculsive, Bhati. -Bullshit.
老弟，没那么简单
Son, its not that easy.
辞掉你的工作，出去创业
Leave your job and venture into the market.
然后你就会知道，命运到底是由什么组成的
And then you will learn, what destinies are made of and from.
老弟你搞什么? 还在喝第一杯啤酒？
Dude, what the f**k? Still on your first beer?
快点喝完！
Down it!
我不喝了，巴蒂
I'm good, Bhati.
再给他来杯啤酒
Beer for him.
巴蒂，我8:30要早起上班
Bhati, I have to wake up early at 8:30 for work.
闭嘴! ! ！
Shut up!!!
巴蒂，我现在已经变得非常自律了
Bhati, I've become very discipled now.
甚至不需要闹钟就能醒来
Nowadays I don't even need an alarm to wake up..
不去上班吗？
Not going to the office?
你在这儿干什么？
What are you doing here?
我打开了热水器
I switched on the geyser
水还在加热
The water's still heating up.
曼达尔，你为什么在我的浴室里洗澡？
Mandal why do you take a bath in my bathroom?
我的桶把手坏了
The handle of my bucket is broken.
那你可以把我的桶拿到你的浴室去啊
So, take my bucket to your bathroom.
实际上，我今天想洗个淋浴
Actually, I feel like taking a shower today.
老哥，你完全可以在自己的浴室洗淋浴啊
Dude, you can take a shower even in your own bathroom.
一定是水烧好了了！
The water must've heated up!
至少别用我的毛巾啊
Atleast spare my towel.
Mokart 把我坑惨了，巴蒂，从头坑到尾
Mokart f**ked me over Bhati. Completely f**ked me.
我为这个巴西的项目付出了很多努力
I put in so much effort into this Brazil project.
甚至周日也加班工作
Worked even on Sundays.
我至少做了1000个 ppt
I made atleast a 1000 PPTs.
做了超过5000张 excel 表格
Must've made more than 5000 excel sheets.
当需要指定项目负责人的时候，竟然没选我，他们另外派人去里约
And when it came down to leading the team, instead of me, they sent someone else to Rio.
巴蒂，我要报仇！
Bhati, I will take revenge!
我一定要报仇！
I will take revenge for sure!
我一定会找他们报仇的，巴蒂
I will even avenge them, Bhati.
一旦我拿到融资
Once I get the funding
我会赚很多钱，巴蒂... 很多钱
I'll make so much money Bhati... So much money
我要把Mokart买下来，然后……
I'll buy Mokart and...
然后在 OLX 上卖了，操他妈的
And sell it on OLX, f**king shit.
但是我要怎么做呢，巴蒂？
But how, Bhati?
我怎样才能融到钱，巴蒂？
How will I get the funding, Bhati?
不是每个人的运气都像你那么好
Everyone's luck isn't as good as your's.
你是什么？
What are you?
什么意思？
What do you mean, what am I?
你是什么？
What are you?
我是mokart. com的区域经理，纳文·班萨尔
I am the Executive Regional Manager, Navin Bansal, Mokart.com
不，你是什么？
No, what are YOU?
-区域经理…… -你是啤酒
Executive regional manager... -You are a beer.
什么意思？
What do you mean?
你是啤酒，混蛋
You're beer, motherf**ker.
你是啤酒
You're beer.
这个瓶子呢? 这是你的公司
And this bottle here? This is your company
你以为，如果你能到玻璃杯里面
You think, you'll get into the glass.
你会玩得很开心
You will have fun.
不是吗？
Isn't it?
但是看看这个
But look at this.
看到了吗？
Can you see?
你实际上不想离开啤酒瓶
You actually don't want to leave the bottle.
想把啤酒倒进杯子里，它需要先离开啤酒瓶
For the beer to get into the glass... It needs to leave the bottle first
一旦你从瓶子里出来
Once you're out of the bottle
你就可以进入任何你想要的玻璃杯
Then you can get into any glass you want.
可以是这个杯子，如果你想要的话
In this glass, if you want.
或者你也可以到这个玻璃杯
Or you can get into this glass
-甚至是在这个杯子里 -这是一个葡萄酒杯
Even in this glass. -Its a wine glass.
你怎么知道的？
How the hell do YOU know that?
你是啤酒
You are beer.
明白了吗？
Get it?
你想去哪儿就去哪儿
You can go wherever you want.
明白吗？
Understand?
但是首先你得从瓶子里出来
But it's quintissential you come out of the bottle, first.
一旦你出来了，你可以装满一半的杯子
Once you are out, you could fill half the glass
也可能不会
Or maybe you won't.
但是如果你不出来
But if you don't come out
那你肯定填不满，看到了吗
Then you'll definitely not be able to fill it. Look here.
你的工作不是问问题
And its not your job to ask the questions.
你是啤酒
You're beer.
你的工作就是流动
And your job is to flow.
你是啤酒
You are beer.
这是啤酒
This is beer.
不是玻璃杯
Not glass.
事实上没有玻璃杯
Infact there is no glass.
但是桌子上有一个玻璃杯，巴蒂
But there is a glass on the table, Bhati.
没有
No glass.
我是啤酒，巴蒂
I am a beer, Bhati.
我是啤酒
I am beer.
我要从啤酒瓶里出来
And I'll get out of the bottle.
我会从瓶子里出来……
I will get out of the bottle...
你要吃早餐吗？
Will you have breakfast?
嗯
Yes
你想吃什么？
What do you want to eat?
面包 煎蛋卷
Bread Omlett.
我们没有鸡蛋了
We've no eggs left.
面包 果酱
Bread Jam.
哪种，混合水果还是芒果？
Which one, mixed fruit or mango?
混合水果
Mixed fruit.
混合水果上个星期就没有了！
The mixed fruit one, got done with, last week itself!
那就芒果吧！
Mango then!
我们根本就没有芒果果酱！
We didn't get any mango in the first place!
就给我烤面包吧
Just toast the bread for me.
烤面包机已经坏了很久了
The toaster's been broken for such a long time, now!
老哥，我就喝杯茶就够了
Dude, one cup tea will do.
但我已经把所有的牛奶都用来做凝乳了！
But I already used all the milk for the curd!
那你在吃什么？
So what are you eating, then?
凝乳
Curd.
我今天不想吃早餐，我要直接跳到午餐！
I don't want any breakfast today. I'll have directly skip to lunch!
什么？
What?
早餐是一天中最重要的一餐
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
你的"电池"会开始渗漏，你母亲…… -老哥，请让我一个人静一静
Your 'battery' will start seeping. Your mom.... -Dude, please leave me alone.
-怎么了？-巴蒂……你是对的！
What? -Bhati... You were right!
什么？
What?
我是啤酒，巴蒂
I'm beer, Bhati.
我会从酒瓶里出来
And I will flow out of the bottle.
我会辞职
I will resign.
我会辞职的
I will resign.
这个决定会改变你的生活
This decision will change your life.
来吧，我们喝一杯
Come on, lets drink.
给他一杯啤酒
One beer for him.
巴蒂，听着，巴蒂
Bhati listen, Bhati.
先听我说
First listen to me
你现在做的这个决定
This decision that you're taking now
会改变你的未来
Will change your future.
你懂我的意思
You know what I mean.
不! ! 不! ! 不! ! 你没明白我的意思
No!! No!! No!! You didn't get me.
我现在就辞职
I will resign right now.
我马上给他打电话
I will call him right now.
- 你疯了吗?-我现在就辞职我才不管
-Have you gone mad? -I will resign right now, I don't give a F**K.
- 听我说-我马上给他打电话
-Listen to me. -I will call him right now.
听我说
-Listen to me.
巴蒂，我是啤酒 巴蒂，让我流动
Bhati, I am beer Bhati, let me flow.
兄弟，不要流这么多！
Bro, don't flow so much!
听我说，听我说
Listen to me, just listen.
你必须在通知期内服务
You have to serve the notice period.
你觉得我会害怕吗？
Do you think, I'm scared?
我是个懦夫吗？
Am I a coward?
我什么时候说过..
When did I say that...
我会证明给你看，我会证明给你看
I will show it to you. I will prove it to you.
-我现在就给你看 -纳文，现在的时间非常尴尬
I will show it to you, right now. -Navin. Listen, listen. This a very odd hour, right now.
你以为我不能从瓶子里出来吗? 我是啤酒，我会流..
You think I can't get out of the bottle? I am a beer and I will flow...
拉杰？
Rajat?
拉杰，很抱歉这个时候打电话给你
Rajat, I am so sorry that I am calling you this hour.
有件非常重要的事，我想告诉你！
There's something very important, I want to tell you!
拉杰，你是个混蛋! ! ！
Rajat you're an a**hole!!!
还有你的部门
And your department
事实上，你的整个公司就是一个粪坑
Infact your whole company, is an a**hole.
所以你和你的公司可以从我的生活中消失了
So you and your company are fired from my life.
晚安，拉杰 · 欣德
Good night, Jai Hind.
去你妈的
And F**K you.
去你的! ! ！
F**K YOU!!!
那是我的酒！
That's my drink!!!
对不起..
Sorry...
真的吗? 你是印度管理学院的？
Really? Are you from IIM?
这是谁？
Whose this?
先生
亲爱的先生
敬爱的先生，我真的很抱歉
什么八卦，告诉我
Yaa Chatty, tell me
但是美国国家航空航天局秘密会议的结果应该在下周公布，不是吗？
But NasCom conclave's result where supposed to be out next week, weren't they?
阿克希尔，谁？
Akhil, who?
哦，那个家伙
Ohh the hostel 4 guy.
他在纳斯康吗？
Is he in Nascom?
好的
OK.
那么... 他说了什么？
So..What did he say?
开什么玩笑！
You've got to be kidding me!
你确定吗？
Are you sure?
确认？
Confirmed?
我的 b 计划会被选中吗？
My B-Plan is going to get selected?
妈的! ! ！
F**K!!!
真幸运！
What luck!
你确定吗？
Are you sure?
谢谢，谢谢，谢谢老哥
Thanks, thanks, thanks dude...
那好吧，我会告诉其他人
Ok then, I'll tell the others as well
不，等正式公布之后我再更新状态
No, no.. Let it get official first. I'll update my status after!
好的
OK.
我晚上再和你谈，好吗？
I'll talk to you in the evening, alright?
好的，保重，再见
Ok. Take care. Bye.
小文文
Naveen
你真是个不负责任的人
You are so irresponsible man.
这东西就在你的马桶后面
This was lying behind your commode.
我该怎么处理它？
What do I do with it?
拜托你件事，曼达尔
Now do one thing Mandal.
这个? 扔到垃圾桶里去！
This? Throw it into the garbage!
(TVF 主题曲)
(TVF Pitchers Theme Song)
合理分配时间，你是公司非常重要的员工
节约用水，你是公司非常重要的员工
他把我叫到办公室，开始对我大喊大叫！
He called me in the office and started yelling at me!
我说”先生,
I said, "Sir,
……如果你对我的睡眠时间有疑问
..if you have so much problem with me sleeping..
那么你应该把我转到人力资源部
..then tranfer me to HR department..
他们甚至可以得到额外的睡眠奖励”
They even get an extra bonus for sleeping, there"
吸烟有害健康，你是公司非常重要的员工
杰图 兄弟！
Jeetu bro!
杰图 兄弟！
Jeetu bro!
恭喜..
Congrats...
还有烟吗？
Do you have an extra?
没了，这是最后一个
No, it's the last one.
没事，把二手烟吹到我脸上
No issue. Blow it on my face.
被动抽两口也行
Passive will also do!
恭喜什么？
Congrats for what?
别装了
Now don't pretend!
你的评估太棒了！
You were amazing in the appraisal!
顺便问一下，你看了昨晚的《纳克 · 巴利耶》吗？
By the way, did you watch last night's Nach Baliye??
切坦 · 巴加特很棒，他只是... ..
Chetan bhagat was awesome. He just..
你是怎么知道的？
How did you get to know about it?
昨晚看的，晚上9点的节目
Saw it last night. The 9pm show.
然后又看了11:30的重播
And then again, the 11:30 repeat telecast.
不，我是说评估，你怎么知道的？
No, I mean about the appraisal. How do you know about that?
评估? 哦! ！
Appraisal ? Ohh!!!
乔希先生给我们看过
Joshi sir showed it to us.
即便是“成就箱”也不够大
Even the 'Acheivement box' wasn't big enough.
虽然我什么都没得到过
Though I didn't really get one thing!
但是为什么你在自我评价中给自己打了4分？
Why did you gave yourself 4 out of 5 in the self evaluation?
我就知道! 我应该给自己3.5..
I knew it! I should've given myself 3.5...
3.5分？
3.5?
你应该给自己5分
You should've given yourself 5 out of 5.
还不够完美吗？
What more could you possibly do?
告诉我，你还能做些什么？
No tell me, what more can you do?
杰图，我能告诉你一些事情吗？
Jeetu, can I tell you something?
每当我们拿到你写的代码
Whenever we get a code written by you
我们直接上传，都不用测试
We forward it, without even testing it
为什么要浪费时间呢？
Why waste time, by running it?
乔希先生一直称赞你
And Joshi sir keeps praising you always.
对了，市场部的迪维亚
Oh, Divya from the marketing team?
今天是她的订婚日
It's her engagement today.
你会来吗？
Will you come?
乔希先生说了什么？
What was Joshi sir saying?
乔希先生说，他会来的！
Joshi sir said, he will come!
实际上……
Actually what happened was...
不是 我是说乔希先生说我什么了？
No!!! No!! I meant what was Joshi sir saying about me?
你刚才说的……
You said something...
哦
Ohh
不仅是乔希先生,
Not only Joshi sir,
而是整个部门都这么说
But the whole department says this.
"不管别人怎么样，你一定会升职的"
"Whether or not someone else does... you are defintely getting promoted"
没有别的可能
And there's no two ways about it.
好了，我该走了，我还有工作要做
OK!!! I should be going, I have work to do.
吃块口香糖
Take a chewing gum.
- 不用了 -是薄荷味的
-No!!! No!! -Its mint flavoured.
不了，你自己吃吧
No, no.. You can have it.
好的，过几个小时我也走了，我必须休息
Ok!!! I will also leave after a couple of hours, I have to rest.
太多的工作要做……
Too much work to do...
明天别忘了吃甜蛋饼
And remember the mithaee kachori for tommorow!
向你的妻子问好
And greetings to your wife.
伙计，你看到那家伙了吗？
Dude, did you see that guy?
真牛批
Amazing
等一下……给我整一口
Just a second... Pass me the cigarette
纳文：兄dei，五点见，很重要的事
主席先生，职员要求将午餐时间由十五分钟延长至半小时
Sir, the staff has requested the lunch time to be extended from 15 minutes to half an hour.
拒绝
Denied
让他们保持饥饿和愚蠢，下一个
Let them stay hungry and stay foolish. Next.
提供给技术支持团队的笔记本电脑有故障
The laptops that were given to the TechSupport team are faulty.
电池只用了半小时就没电了
The batteries drain out in half an hour!
给他们十个充电宝，让他们充满活力
Give them 10 of these and get them energized
先生，但他们需要给笔记本电脑充电，不是手机
Sir, but they need to charge their laptops. not phones.
那就告诉该死的技术支持去帮助技术支持，下一个
Well then tell the f**king tech support to help tech support, in all the matters of tech support. Next.
先生，市场调查报告
Sir, marketing research report.
不要给数字，给我图像和饼图
Don't give numbers, give me graphs and pie charts.
你! ！
You!!
明天把这个图表做好发给我
Give me the graphs on this by tommorow.
但我是法律部的
But I am from Legal.
反对无效
Objection Overruled.
下一个
Next.
先生，所有新来的销售实习生都在等待入职
Sir, all the new sales interns are waiting for their induction
叫他们在会议室集合
Assemble them in conference room.
但是先生，那个房间的空调坏了，里面很热
But sir, the AC in that room is not working. It's very hot in there.
很好，这是他们需要感受热量的第一天
Good, it's the first day they need to feel the heat.
先生，你的脱发预约怎么办？
Sir, but what about your hair loss appointment?
让我们为恰恰热烈鼓掌
Let's give a big round of applause for chacha.
你们是公司未来的销售团队
So, you guys are the company's future sales team.
你们直接和客户打交道
And you guys will be dealing with the client directly.
- 你们兴奋吗? -是的，先生
-Are you guys excited? -Yes sir.
好
OK!!!
我跟你们讲
So guys, let me tell you.
给客户留下深刻印象就像是
Impressing your client is like impressing a girl,
在给镇上所有男人都在追的女孩留下深刻印象
that every man in the town is after.
而这个女孩，根本不想见你
And this girl, doesn't even want to meet you.
不想接你的电话
Doesn't want to pick up your calls.
事实上，她根本不认识你
Infact, she doesn't even know you.
她讨厌你
She f**king hates you.
现在，你要怎么做才能打动这样一个女孩呢？
Now, what will you do to impress such a girl?
先生，我会威胁说要割腕，先生
Sir, I will threaten to slit my wrists, sir.
也许可以作为达到目标的最后手段
Yeah, maybe, as a last resort to meet the targets.
但是，你会从什么开始呢？
But, what will you begin with?
你永远不放弃! ! ！
You will never give up!!!
你永远不会罢休
You will never quit!!!
你必须像对待你的女朋友一样对待你的客户
You have to treat your client, like your girlfriend.
向他们展示你的忠诚
Show them your loyalty.
带他们出去喝咖啡
Take them out for coffee.
一天三次
Call them thrice a day.
记住他们的生日
Remember their birthdays.
甚至每天晚上打飞机的时候都要想着你的客户
In fact, fantasize about your client every night.
好的，先生，每！天！晚！上！
I do sir. EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT.
好 太好了
OK!!! Excellent.
不管怎样
Anyways..
你们要记得
Guys remember.
无论发生什么..
Whatever happens..
不管情况如何
Whatever the situation may be.
就像我……
Just like me...
永不放弃
You should never quit.
大声点可以吗? 你应该...-永不放弃
Can I hear that aloud? You should... -never quit.
你应该...-永不放弃
You should... -never quit.
你应该...-永不放弃
You should... -never quit.
你应该...-永不放弃
You should... -never quit
方案B有戏，我辞职了，五点见
你应该...-永不放弃
You should... -never quit
你应该...-永不放弃
You should... -never quit
你应该...-永不放弃
You should... -never quit
伙计们！
Guys!!!
我放弃了！
I quit!!!
你应该..
You should...
但是消息已经被证实了，不是吗？
But the news is confirmed, isn't it?
嗯，阿克希尔在 NasCom 工作，他曾在4号酒店
Yaa, Akhil works at NasCom itself. He was in hostel 4
四号酒店的人都很好，很有帮助
Hostel 4 guys are very nice. Very helpful.
去年，我扇了鲁奇父亲一巴掌
Last year, when I slapped Ruchi's father
四号酒店的 G.sec 把我保释出来了
Hostel 4's G.sec bailed me out.
不，不，我已经买了
No, no. I bought it already.
玉米也买了
I've bought babycorn as well.
嘿，杰图
Hey Jitu.
嗯，嗯……
yaa, yaa...
没有，我还是没买到醋栗
No, I still didn't get any gooseberry.
嗯，我再找找
Yaa, I will look for them...
我一小时后回家，好吗？
I'll be home in an hour. OK?
好的 好的
OK!!! OK!!!
好的 好的
OK!!! OK!!!
伙计，蔬菜太贵了! ! ！
Dude, vegetables are SO expensive!!!
你知道玉米要多少钱吗？
Do you know how much babycorn costs?
100克100卢比，每公斤1000卢比
100 gram for 100 Rupees. 1000 per KG.
要花钱的地方太多了! 最近大家都在聊什么？孟买的房价又涨了
We need money in life, dude! What do people keep going on about, real estate being expensive in Bombay?
我辞职了 - 别吃苹果，老哥 他们贴了一张30块钱的标签，却收我50块
Jitu I quit the job. -Don't eat the apple dude. They put a sticker of 30 on it but sell it for 50...
你怎么？你刚说什么？
What did you leave? What are you saying?
我昨晚辞职了
I quit my job, last night.
为什么？
Why?
巴西呢？
-And Brazil?
他们派别人去了
-They are sending someone else.
现在怎么办？
What now?
新工作? 还是什么？
New job? What?
不，我们的方案会在秘密会议上被选中
No dude, our idea is going to get selected in the conclave.
开始创业吧
Now let's just begin with the start-up
我们三年前就开始讨论这个问题了-纳文，我们已经讨论过这个问题了
We've only been talking about it since 3rd year. -Naveen we've already discussed this.
我们讨论了什么？
What did we discuss?
一年半之后，等你从巴西回来的时候
That by the time you come back from Brazil, after a
尤吉将在这里建立一些关系
year and a half, Yogi will make some contacts here.
但是我们可以... -而且我也必须和桑亚安定下来
But that we can do... -And even I have to settle down with Somya.
理解我一下，我现在不能辞职
Guys try to understand, I can't leave my job right now.
公司里终于有好事发生了
There's finally something good happening for me in the company
大家开始意识到我的潜力
People are realizing my potential.
我是公司的重要员工
I’m a valuable employee to the company.
-我不能辞职-听我说
Won't be able to leave the job. - Listen to me.
一个新的硅谷正在这里崛起
A new Silicon Valley is being upstaged at Hiranandani here!
而你却还在用 Python 写代码
And you're still writing codes on Python.
这就是机会，这就是时机，我们应该现在就开始
This the the opportunity. This is the time. We should start now.
别担心，伙计
And don't worry at all dude.
一旦我们拿到融资，我保证，即使我们都不拿钱，你的薪水绝对不会少
Once we get the funding, we'll ensure, you get your salary even if we work for free.
杰图，所有的核心工作都和技术有关
Jitu, all the core work is tech related.
没有你我们怎么办？
How will we manage without you?
他想说的是如果我们想成为超级企业家
All he's trying to say is, if we want to be the 'stud' enterpreneurs,
并且想让我们的公司能像苹果一样大
and want our company to be as big as Apple...
那么他需要成为史蒂夫 · 乔布斯
Then he needs to be Steve Jobs
你需要成为史蒂夫 · 沃兹尼亚克
You need to be Steve Wozniak
我要成为肖恩 · 帕克
and I need to be a Sean Parker.
肖恩 · 帕克是Facebook的人
Sean Parker's from Facebook.
嗯，我们都辞去工作，成为企业家
Yaa, we'll leave our jobs and become entrepreneurs.
你会写企业家精神这个词吗？
Can you even spell entrepreneurship?
E
N
T...
要成为一个企业家，你不需要会拼写，有创业精神就够了
To be an entrepreneur, you don't need the spelling but the spirit.
纳文，现在终于有好事发生在我的生活中了！
Naveen, its now that finally something good's happening in my life!
我的评估很难！
I've got an appraisal with such difficulty!
但我得了5分！
I got scored 5 out of 5 in my evaluation!
这就是我要说的，5分就是你工作的极限了 然后呢？ 你不会得到超过5分的分数
Thats what I am saying, 5 is the limit of your job. What after then? You won't score anything above 5.
你是否想要度过只有5分的人生？
Do you want to get through life, only scoring 5 out of 5?
听着，我给你解释一下……
Listen, I will explain it to you...
你是什么？
What are you?
你是什么？
What are you?
我是什么? 我是杰图，已婚IT男，还有什么？
What am I? I am Jitu, married and what else?
不! 不! 你是什么？
No!!No!!1 What ARE you?
你是什么？
What are you?
你疯了吗，纳文？
Are you out of your mind , Naveen?
你是咖啡
You're Coffee.
什么？
-What?
你是咖啡，混蛋
You're coffee, Motherf**ker.
你是咖啡..
You are coffee...
这个杯子是你的公司
And this cup is your company.
现在你以为你可以享受钻进玻璃杯的乐趣……
Now you think you'lll have fun getting into the glass...
但是你不想离开咖啡杯
But you don't want to leave the cup.
现在如果你想流进玻璃杯里，你必须先从咖啡杯里出来
Now if you want to flow into the glass, you have to get out of the cup first.
等会……
Easy. Easy.
你到底想说什么？
What do you want to say exactly?
我想说的是，一旦你出去了，你就可以进入这个玻璃杯..
All I'm saying is, once you're out, you can go into this glass...
你可以钻进这个玻璃杯
You can get into this glass.
或者这个..
Or this...
现在你可能会想"这是个糖碗……
Now you might think, "This is a sugar bowl,
但我是咖啡，我怎么才能进去呢? ”
but I am coffee. How can I get inside this?"
不是吗？
Won't you?
但你怎么知道? 你是咖啡..
But how do YOU know? You're coffee...
老哥，你在干什么？
Dude, what are doing?
对不起，对不起，对不起..
Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry...
你在干什么? 我的手机..
What are you doing dude? My phone...
如果是啤酒的话就会顺利多了……
It happened so well, with a beer!
我想说的是..
So, what I was trying to say is...
不管你想说什么，跟别人说去吧
Whatever you want to say, tell it to someone else
你辞掉了工作
You've left your job and let go
你以为你就是乔布斯了吗？
What do you think, you're Steve Jobs?
-我想说的是...-首先，自己先理清楚，你想做什么..
What I was trying to say is... -First, figure it out for yourself, what you want to do...
然后我们再谈
We'll then sit and talk it down
但是你要去哪里呢？
But where are you going?
去买醋栗！
To buy gooseberry!
我明白..
I understood...
是的
Yeah.
那个混蛋有一天打电话给我说,
The f**ker called me the other day and said,
“为什么总是拿人力资源团队开玩笑？
"Why do keep joking about the H.R. team?
你知道做一个人力资源经理需要多少天赋吗? ”
Do you know how much talent it takes, to be an H.R. manager?"
我说”先生,
I said, "Sir,
一天睡22个小时..
To sleep for 22 hours a day...
绝对需要很多天赋! ”
definitely takes a lot of talent!"
你的拉链开了！
Your fly's open!
他上当了！哈哈哈
He took the bait!
吸烟有害健康，你是公司非常重要的员工
杰图 兄弟！
Jeetu bro!
杰图 兄弟！
Jeetu bro!
恭喜恭喜恭喜！
Congratulations! Congratulations!
我很高兴，我拍了一张带有打印输出的自拍照。
I was so glad, I took a selfie with a printout.
恭喜你！
Kudos!
那么……
So...
杰图德拉 · 马赫什瓦里 先生！
Mr. Jitendra Maheshwari!
高级开发工程师！
Mr. Senior Developer!
你不请我抽支烟吗？
Won't you offer me a cigarette?
但是这根快抽完了
But this one's almost done...
把剩下的都给我吧
Just give me whatever's left of it.
明天以后，我就再也见不到你了！
Tomorrow onwards, I won't be able to even see you!
重要的岗位
A big position!
薪水更高了
A big salary! The works!
你告诉你妻子了吗？
Did you tell your wife about it?
还没有，我回家后会告诉她的！
Not yet. I'll tell her once I get home!
哎哟
Ahaan!
今晚有人要走运了! ! ！
Someone's gonna get lucky tonight!!!
杰图 兄弟..
Jeetu bro...
我能告诉你一些事情吗？
Can I tell you something?
干得漂亮！
Amazing job!
你的生活现在已经完全安定下来了！
Your life's now absolutely set!
在接下来的5年里，你将成为
Within the next 5 years, you'll be
首席架构师
Principal Developer
然后在接下来的十年里
Then within the next 10 years
副总
Associate Divsion Head
15年后，我敢肯定，你会取代乔希先生！
And 15 years down, I'm sure, you'd have replaced Joshi Sir!
乔希先生! ! ！
Joshi Sir!!!
我刚才在夸奖您！
I was just praising you!
不，真的！
No, genuinely!
乔希先生
Joshi Sir.
你要口香糖吗？
Will you have a chewing gum?
口香糖？
Chewing gum?
不，我得回去了，我还有工作要做
No. I've to go back. I've work to do.
我带来了超级薄荷口味的，特别为你准备的
I brought the 'Advance mint' flavoured ones, especially for you.
薄荷糖或者超级薄荷糖，我刚刚告诉你了，我不想要！
Mint or advance mint. I just told you, I don't want any!
我要回去，我有工作要做！
I'll take a leave. I've work to do!
那好吧，不管怎样，今天开始新的工作了！
Alright then. Anyway, new work starts today for you!
我们晚上在潘德基的摊位上见面，吃点甜蛋卷
Let's meet at Pandeji's stall in the evening for some mithaee kachori.
下午6点！
6 PM!
好的 到时再说……
Ok!!! I'll let you know...
别想了! 就这么定了，好吗？
Don't think about it! It's final, OK?
怎么了？
What's up?
升职通知
杰图德拉 · 马赫什瓦里 开发工程师
杰图德拉 · 马赫什瓦里 高级开发工程师
我刚回来，这些公关真的把你的生活搞得一团糟！
I just got back, these PR guys really suck the life out of you!
拉杰，我能进来吗？
Rajat, can I come in?
我怎么知道？要7点才结束
How would I know, it'll take till 7?
拉杰什！
Rajesh!
好的，我... 我会去的，我会去的，给我几分钟
OK.. I'll... I'll be there, I'll be there. Just give me a couple of minutes.
好吗？
OK?
再见
Bye.
那么……纳文
So, Naveen.
那晚你喝了多少酒？
How many drink did you have that night?
我真的很抱歉，拉杰
I am really sorry, Rajat.
我... 我真的很尴尬
I'm... I'm really embarassed about it.
发生那些事情
For whatever happened.
在巴西项目之后我真的很沮丧，所以我喝醉了，我..
After Brazil project, I was really upset, so I got drunk and I...
但无论如何，我认为离开这份工作是正确的决定
But anyway I think leaving the job was the right decision.
但我真诚地为我所说的话道歉
But I sincererly apologize for the things that I said.
显然我不是那个意思
Obviously I didn't mean any of that.
没关系的，这件事……
It's OK!!! It happens...
我们已经一起工作了三年了，没关系! ! ！
We've been working together for three years now. It's OK!!!
不要给自己太多压力，放轻松
Don't stress more. Chill
谢谢你
Thank you.
我带来了辞呈
I brought my resignation.
我只是想..
I just thought...
这样正式一些……
Officialy, I would...
那么接下来呢？
What next, then?
就是这样，我想创业，拉杰
Just that. Want to do a start-up, Rajat.
我们的 b 计划进入了国家航天局秘密会议的最后一轮
Our B-Plan is in the final round of the NasCom Conclave
事实上，有99% 的可能性，它会... ... 被选中
Infact, there's a 99% chance, that it's going to... get selected
所以我只能祈祷了
So I am just keeping my fingers crossed.
哇! 全职创业！
Wow! Full time start-up, then!
哇
Wow
那么你可能会考虑过……
Then you may have thought about the...
天使投资者的流动性偏好
The liquidity preferences of the Angel Investors.
是吗？
Yeah?
你一定也考虑过员工持股计划的分配吧
You must've also thought about the ESOP pool allocation?
对吧？
Right?
不，还没有
No. Not exactly!!!
但我相信，随着时间的推移，我们都会考虑到
But I am sure with time we will get into it.
你知道拉胡尔 · 夏尔马嘛？他是我大学时的室友
You know Rahul Sharma was my batchmate in college.
拉胡尔 · 夏尔马！！
Rahul Sharma!!!
Micromax 的联合创始人
The co-founder of Micromax.
哦，当然! 我读了很多关于他的书，真的吗？
Ohh, of course! I've read a lot, about him. Really?
当然! 当然! 你是企业家
Of course! Of course! You're the entrepreneur.
他就是这样开始的... 创业
He'd started exactly like this... With a start-up
看看他今天在哪儿！
Look where he is today!
去年他的公司估值为..
Last year his company was valued at...
超过10亿美元
...more then a billion dollars.
十亿美元，我知道，我知道
Billion dollars, I know, I know.
你听说过 Harshit Kothari 吗？
Have you heard about Harshit Kothari?
他也是我的室友
He too, was my batchmate.
哈斯特？
Harshit?
没听过吗？
No?
没有
No...
不管怎样，即使是他也是从这样的创业开始的
Anyway, even he began with the start-up like this
项目叫什么来着..
What was it's name again...
不记得了，总之……
Anyway!
不幸的是... ... 想法很好，但效果不太好
Unfortunately... It was a good idea, but it didn't do so well.
没过几年，他必须回来..
He had to return...
回到他的工作岗位
To his job, in a couple of years.
我们那一届还有很多这样的人
There were many more, in my batch...
Manoj Agarwal... 他的兄弟 Vishal Agarwal
Manoj Agarwal... His brother, Vishal Agarwal
索拉布 · 瓦希，r.k. 帕伊..
Saurabh Vahi, R.K. Paee...
克里希那穆希
Krishnamurthy
你都听说过吗？
Have you heard about them all?
索拉布 · 法希
Saurabh Vahi...
没听过
I don't think so.
当然，你现在可是大人物了！
Of course. You're in the big league now!
你将会赢得一场声望很高的比赛！
You're going to win a prestigious competition!
这个比赛每年都举行吗？
Is this competition held every year?
是啊，已经举办了7-8年了
Yeah, it's been happening for the last 7-8 years now.
哇! 7-8年了！
Wow! 7-8 years!
那么，之前的获奖者中有多少人已经成功了呢？
So how many of the previous winners have made it big?
以前的赢家! ! ！
Previous winners!!!
其实我也不知道
I don't know actually.
每当这个国家的毕业生厌倦了朝九晚五的工作..
Whenever graduates of this country, get bored by their 9 to 5 jobs...
所以，为了摆脱困境，他们只有三个选择
So, to get out, they come up with only three options for themselves.
读MBA
MBA
读IAS
IAS
或者去创业
or Start-Up.
出去看看，纳文
Go out and take a look, Naveen.
创业公司的创始人们坐在三个小屋中的两个里面
There are start-up founders sitting in 2 out of 3 cabins, out there.
纳文..
Naveen...
你真的认为你的想法是百万分之一吗？
Do you really think your idea is one in a million?
听着
Look!
你认为这是你所向往的……
You think this is your passion...
这就是为什么，你要离开这份工作
And that is why, you're leaving this job.
但这不是…… 纳文
But, this is not your passion, Naveen.
如果真的是这样，那么很久之前……
If this was your passion, then you would've left this job...
就辞职了
A long time back.
你不会等着被巴西项目拒绝
You wouldn't have waited for being rejected from the Brazil project.
不..
No...
不... 我不这样认为
No...I don't
我觉得..
I think....
北京
Beijing.
我们准备开始在那里扩张，比原计划提前了6个月
We're beginning our expansion there, 6 months ahead of schedule.
一周内有个会议
Apointment within a week.
我们需要一个聪明人
We need someone smart over there...
像你一样
Like you.
你要在20分钟内……
You have to leave for your... Visa appointment, in Delhi in...
去德里办签证
The next 20 mins.
那天晚上你打电话给我
That night when you called me.
你并没有做出选择
You did not make a choice.
你只是表现出拒绝
You were simply reacting to a rejection.
现在才是真正的选择
Now is the real choice.
想想吧，纳文
Think about it, Naveen.
已经得到的一定比不确定的更好
One in hand is obviously better than one not-so-sure in the bush.
不是吗？
No?
杰图：创业带我一个，8点酒吧见面？
尤吉：哟！你今天要喝啤酒
是的，纳文
Yes, Naveen.
纳文
Naveen
在我的浴室里
In my bathroom.
你让我不要用你的卫生间，我怎么用？
How will I use your bathroom, after you've asked me not to?
什么事？
Yeah, tell me?
真是奇怪啊
How strange is this?
纳文没有升职，所以辞职了
Naveen didn't get promoted, so he quit his job.
现在你却想在升职后辞职
And now you're thinking of quitting, after you've been promoted.
人类的大脑是个谜，伙计
Human brain is a mystery, bud.
你想点些什么吗？
-You wanna order something?
你想点什么？
What do you want to order?
我们来吃冷玉米吧
Let's do chilly babycorn.
“每公斤1000卢比! ”
"Rs. 1000 per Kg!"
计划辞职的人，不要吃玉米粒！
People planning to quit their job, don't eat babycorn!
伙计，我听说会有大笔资金流入，好吗？
Dude, I was told there's going to be an influx of money, ok?
要发工资了，我要订购婴儿玉米！
I'm going to get a salary and hence, I'm ordering babycorn!
我们也给纳文点点东西吧
-Let's order something for Naveen too.
是的，他一定在路上了
Yeah, he must be on his way.
纳文来不了了
Naveen's not going to be able to make it.
曼达尔？
-Mandal?
他在哪儿？
Where is he?
事实上..
Actually...
是他让我来这儿的
He's the one who requested me to come here.
他..
He...
不得不马上离开
... had to leave urgently.
去哪里？
But where?
请去机场
Airport please.
这对他来说是一个非常艰难的决定
It was a very tough decision for him.
他很伤心
He was very sad.
还哭了
He waas even crying.
你说真的? 他哭了？
Are you serious? He was crying?
我是说，电话里听不出来吧
I mean, you can't really tell on the phone, can you?
但是他的声音..
But his voice...
听起来很沉重
... sounded heavy.
但他为什么不打电话给我们？
But why didn't he call us?
他很匆忙，所以打电话给他最好的朋友
He was in a hurry. So called up his best friend.
面对你们他一定很难过
He must be feeling really bad about facing you guys.
他一定感到很内疚
He must be feeling very guilty.
你能开快一点吗？
Could you please drive a little faster?
否则，我就要错过我的航班了！
Or else, I'm going to miss my flight!
先生，你看这里的交通有多堵！
Sir, you see how there's so much traffic here!
还有另外一条路可以通过昌迪瓦利
There's this one other way via Chandivali
我们要走那边吗？
Should we try that?
能准时到达机场吗？
Will it get us to the airport on time?
那里不会堵车吧？
There won't be any traffic there?
我们可以去碰碰运气
We can find that out, only once, we take that road.
但是如果我们堵在这里
But if we stay stuck here, in this traffic...
那你肯定赶不上飞机了！
Then you'll definitely miss your flight!
好吧，那我们就走你说的路
Alright then, let's try that one, then.
他不接电话
He's not answering his phone.
他不会接的
He won't.
他现在肯定已经登记入住了
He must've even checked in, by now.
你可以在他从德里回来后的第二天和他谈谈
You can talk to him, when he gets back from Delhi, day after.
来吧，开心点，伙计们！
Come on, cheer up guys!
相信我，他爱你
Trust me. He loves you.
他总是跟我提起你们俩
He always spoke to me about the two of you.
打扰一下! 我们的酒杯呢？
Excuse me! Our pitcher?
喝吧，伙计们！
Drink guys!
尤吉，你已经辞职了，这不是个问题吗？
Yogi, you've quit your job. Isn't that going to be a problem now?
我明天就回去
I'll go back tommorow.
我会告诉他们今天是荷尔蒙作祟
I'll tell them, I went through some hormonal problem!
我以前也这么做过
I have done this before.
你的手机呢? 洒进咖啡了，对吧？
What about your phone? It got spilled on, with coffee, didn't it?
别提电话了，他烫伤了我的腿
Forget the phone. He burned my leg.
都烫红了
It's become all red!
还要瞒着桑亚涂药膏！
Have to keep applying burnol, without letting Soumya know about it!
让我用啤酒再给你们讲一遍
Let me explain it to you, with beer today.
它不会烫伤你，只会洒出来
It won't burn, even if it spills.
你回来了！
You're back!!!
我就知道你会来的！
I knew it, you'd come!
这个混蛋一直说得好像你已经死了一样！
This motherf**ker's been talking as if you've died!
你错过了航班？
You missed your flight?
没有错过，离开了！
Didn't miss it. Left it!
为什么? 机场没有酒吧吗？
Why? Aren't there any bars at the airport?
你以为我会为了啤酒放弃去北京吗？
You think I let go off Beijing for beer?
我回来是为了创业
I came back for the start-up.
别担心，坐下
Don't worry. Sit down.
服务员，再来一杯
Waiter, one more glass please.
纳文怎么了？
What'd happened Naveen?
拉杰问我是否确定，我们的想法是“百万分之一” ？
Rajat asked me if I was sure, that our idea is "one in a million"?
只是我不确定
It's just that, I wasn't sure.
你现在确定了？
So you're sure, now?
不，现在还不确定
No, not sure even now.
但是后来我想，如果我们辞掉工作去尝试，我们可能会成功，也可能不会
But then I thought, if we quit our jobs and try, we might succeed, or we might not.
但是如果我们不尝试，那么我们肯定不会成功
But if we don't try, then we'll definitely not succeed.
所以基本上，这个故事的寓意是..
So basically, the moral of the story is...
我们都是啤酒，混蛋！
We're all beers, motherf**kers!
好了，是时候保护你的手机了！
OK, time to safeguard your phones!
让我们先干杯
Lets bottoms up first.
但是没有玻璃杯，尤吉！
But I don't have a glass, Yogi!
- 拿着这个-那你呢？
-Take this one. -And what about you?
我用这个喝
I'll drink from the pitcher!
干杯! 干杯！
Cheers! Cheers!
等我一下，伙计们
Give me a second guys.
所以你明天就辞职？
- So you're quitting your job tomorow?
是的，怎么样了？
Yes Chatty, tell me?
不一定是明天，因为我还要和桑亚商量一下！
Not really tomorrow, becasue I still have to discuss it with Soumya!
你为什么要结婚？
Why would you get married, dude?
又没有人逼你结婚，难道是为了啪啪啪？
It's not cumpolsory, to get arrange married, for sex?
尤吉，不是的
Yogi, it's not really for sex
桑亚是一个很好的人！
Soumya's also a very good person!
发生了什么？
What happened?
八卦刚打电话来
Chatty just called.
阿克希尔给了坑了
Akhil gave us the wrong information!
我们的名字不在获胜者名单上！
Our name's not on the winner's list!
我就知道！
I knew it!
四号酒店的家伙是一群混蛋
Hostel 4 guys are the biggest douchebags!!!
狗娘养的整晚都在吃面包
Motherf**kers ate bread savouries all night long
然后把他们的账单加到我的食堂账户上！
And then added their bills to my canteen account!
我恨死四号酒店的人了！
I hate hostel 4 guys.
但是等等..
But wait...
现在我的薪水怎么办？
What about my salary now?