你的保护扣带了吗 Did you bring protection?
我同意 I consent to this.
真是太美妙了 That was surprisingly nice.
是啊 Oh, yeah.
五星好评 Five stars, huh?
等等 你要走了 Wait, you're leaving?
你不是说完事后还要聊天的吗 I thought you said we would talk after.
这不正在聊 Oh. We're talking.
协商同意给对方五星 We're agreeing to give each other five stars.
那算是聊天 对吧 That's talking, right?
好吧 Okay.
那么 So...?
如果可以的话 你会给我六星的 对吗 You would've given me six stars if you could've, huh?
"拜伦评论 "Byron said:
"头发比照片上短 粘乎乎的 "Hair shorter than pics, clingy vibe.
就四星吗" Four stars"?
不要脸的家伙 Entitled motherfucker.
混蛋 Asshole!
删除夜夜相约 Delete Nitely app.
上载新生 第一季 第二集
布朗先生 Mr. Brown.
布朗先生 Mr. Brown!
因为我昨天想自杀 I have mandatory pet therapy...
被强制进行宠物治疗 'cause I tried to kill myself yesterday.
布朗先生 Oh, Mr. Brown.
我们的小猫小狗会让你振作起来 Well, one of our floofers or puppers will cheer you up.
选吧 Take your pick.
好的 Okay.
伙计 Hey, man.
你要厄尼吗 它很棒 我用完了 You want Ernie? He's awesome, and I'm done.
-不 我本来想 -好吧 - No, I was gonna... - Oh, okay, yep.
好吧 Okay.
谢谢 Thank you.
为什么他们设定它要脱毛 Why do they program him to shed?
厄尼 你有点可爱 Hey, Ernie, you're a little cutie.
-是的 -我知道你昨天心情不好 - Yeah. - So I understand you were in a bad place yesterday.
你想谈谈吗 You want to talk about it?
可以 Okay.
我是要一直爱抚你 还是 Do I keep petting you, or...?
只有你让爱抚变得尴尬才会显得尴尬 It's only weird if you make it weird.
好吧 Okay.
我从没做过心理治疗 I've never done therapy.
不过 我女朋友去年开始心理治疗 Although, my girlfriend started last year.
有意思 Interesting.
所以我应该做什么 So I'm supposed to do what exactly?
那我们就从 Let's start with
你昨天为什么去数据流开始吧 why you were going to throw yourself in the torrent.
对的 数据流 Right, the torrent.
我是想 I guess I...
还有 为了提高心理治疗质量 Also, this session's being recorded
这段对话会被录下来 继续 for quality purposes. Go on.
我原本生活很美好 I had a great life.
年轻 健康 身材很棒 I was young, healthy, great body,
帅气的脸 great face,
头发好 皮肤好 great hair, great skin,
牙齿好 great teeth,
视力也很好 结实的腹肌 还有 great eyes, great abs, great...
听起来你的一切都很完美 Sounds like you had every kind of privilege
而你也从没质疑过 and you never questioned it.
然后 砰 自动驾驶汽车车祸 Then, bam, self-driving car crash?
这不公平 That's not fair.
现在我和我女朋友的奶奶 Now I live in this weird fantasy world
生活在一个奇怪的幻想世界里 with my girlfriend's grandma.
生活本就不公 Life's not fair.
延长的数字化生命也不公平 Neither is digital life extension.
公平的定义和事情该有的走向 What's fair and what should happen,
只是你个人的想法 that's just in your head.
-说得真好 -你必须自己创造生活的意义 - Super. - You have to make your own meaning.
什么会让你的生活有意义 What makes life worth living for you? Uh, uh...
你爱抚我的手劲有点大 Y-You're petting me extremely hard right now.
抱歉 你让我很紧张 Sorry, you're stressing me out.
十秒钟的生活有什么意义 拜托 What's the meaning of life in ten seconds? Come on.
把它当做你的最低要求 Think of it as your bare minimum.
你需要什么才能阻止你不跳进去 What do you need so you won't dive into that thing?
我想我还是想做个男人 I guess I just still want to be a man.
什么意思 Well, what does that mean?
问得好 Good question.
我想独立 有能力 I want to be independent and capable.
你还小的时候 大人们必须为你做好一切 When you're young, people have to do everything for you,
然后你长大成为一个男人 and then you grow up and you become a man
大家都依赖你 and-and people rely on you.
孩子们崇拜你 女人想和你在一起 Kids look up to you. Women want to be with you.
你知道吗 You know?
这些我曾经拥有 或者说 I had that, or...
我正在实现这些愿望的途中 I was on my way to that.
我要给你分配一个任务 I'm going to give you an assignment.
至少和你周围的五个上载小伙伴聊聊 Talk to at least five of your fellow uploads,
做好笔记 然后再来找我 take notes, then find me,
也许交个朋友会让你觉得一切都值得 and maybe you made a friend who makes it all feel worth it.
上载世界遇到的人们
我先把这个擦干净 Well, I'll just wipe this off first.
玛拉 我有架无人机到哪都跟着你 Myra, I have a drone follow you everywhere,
你每天都会在公园里给她吃甜食 and every single day, you give her sweets in the park.
今天 让她吃我今早为她打印的 Now, today, get her to eat the Rachel Ray Junior steamed squash
小瑞秋·雷[电视烹饪女王]蒸南瓜 其它什么都别吃 I printed this morning and nothing else,
否则我就炒了你 or I will fire you.
我应该晚点再来吗 Should I come back later?
不 没事 进来吧 No, it's fine. Come in.
我和银行沟通过了 I met with my bank,
他们批准了我爸爸的上载贷款 and they approved the loan for my dad's upload. Yay!
只要我的老板 就是您 Uh, as long as my employer... That-that's you...
签字同意我符合条件 Um, confirms in writing that I qualify
可以享受员工折扣 for the employee discount.
他又怎么了 What was wrong with him again?
爸爸患有电子烟肺 Dad has vape lung.
他以为这比抽纸烟更安全 He thought it was safer than smoking,
然后研究表明并不是 then all the studies came out.
他不是不相信上载吗 I thought he didn't believe in upload.
他还是有点反对程序化 Well, he's still being a bit of a Ludd about it,
十九世纪初英国的勒德分子 反对机械化和自动化
但是 如果他知道我花了钱 我 but, um, you know, when he sees I've spent the money, I...
是这样 我不是很想给你签 You know, I don't feel comfortable signing this.
你的员工评分达到4.6分才能享受这个折扣 You need a 4.6 employee rating to qualify for that discount.
但现在 你才4.598分 所以 Right now, you're at 4.598, so...
别这样 我 我就差一点 Come on, I'm-I'm-I'm so close.
这样吧 Here's what I'll do.
你今天或许达到4.6分 You could hit a 4.6 today,
但你明天就可能降下来 but then you could slip under tomorrow.
你达到4.8分的时候 You hit a 4.8,
我就会在这上面签字 毫不犹豫 and I'll sign this letter as written, no prob.
但我只需要你签 But I-I just need you to sign it right...
这是我的规矩 Those are my rules.
兄弟 Hey, bud.
我是内森 新来的 I'm Nathan. I'm new.
说真的 别出声 Seriously, shut up.
有人在找我吗 Is anyone looking for me?
没人 一切安全 No. Coast is clear.
见鬼 Oh, shit.
真是谢谢你了 Thanks a lot.
什么 What?
究竟怎么回事 What the hell?
过来 你这个小 Come here, you little...
见鬼 天使 Oh, fuck. Uh, Angel?
这到底是怎么回事 是因为我吗 What the hell is going on here? Did I do this?
不是 No.
迪兰在这里很多年了 Dylan's been here for years.
学校旅行的时候他从悬崖上摔了下来 He fell off a cliff on a school trip.
他觉得无聊 He gets bored,
所以他把所有的人工智能人 so he has all the AI guys
都设置成《街头霸王》的游戏模式 set to Street Fighter in game mode.
游戏模式 酷 Game mode. Cool.
你好吗 How are you?
-今天感觉好点了吗 -是的 好点了 - Feeling better today? - Yeah, yeah, a little.
我的心理医生给我安排了一个特别的任务 Uh, I have a special assignment from my therapist.
叫作上载世界里 It's called The Five
-遇到的五个人 -这些是我的 - People You Meet in Upload. - Those are mine.
我的 我的 我的 Mine, mine, mine.
我得四处溜达 向其他五个上载伙伴 I need to go around and introduce myself
-介绍我自己 -这些是我的 - to five of the other uploads. - Those are mine.
我的 我的 我的 Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.
我猜他认为沟通 I guess he thinks communication
-相当重要 -你能退后一点吗 - is really important. - Will you please back off?
你在吗 Hello?
诺拉 你下线了吗 Nora, did I lose you?
是这样 如果没有任何期望 You know, just don't have any expectations,
你就不会失望了 then you won't get disappointed.
对我来说不是 你在生活里期待什么就会得到什么 Nah, not me. You get what you expect in life,
所以我期待最好的生活 so I expect the best.
我相信你会在霍里森湖景找到最好的生活 Well, I'm sure you'll get the best here at Horizen Lakeview.
还有别的事吗 Is there anything else?
我说错什么了吗 Did I say something wrong?
作为你的客户服务代表 As your customer service representative,
我的工作就是处理你的所有问题 it is my job to be of service with any issues.
还有别的问题吗 Are there any specific issues?
没有 No.
感谢使用霍里森 Thank you for using Horizen.
天啊 见到你真让人开心 God, you are a sight for sore eyes.
很抱歉今天没给你回电话 宝贝 I'm so sorry I didn't call you back today, babe.
葬礼计划忙得团团转 Nonstop funeral planning.
今晚之前还有很多事要做 There's so much to do before tonight.
鲜花 礼品袋 Flowers, gift bags.
也许我在这边也能帮上忙 Well, maybe I can help from here.
我相信你能做很多有意义的事 I'm sure there's a ton of meaningful stuff you could do,
但别生我的气 我已经做完了 but don't get mad at me... I did it all already.
别动 Hold still.
-那是什么 -只是些干细胞 - What was that? - It's just stem cells.
我等不及要上传 这样我就不必这么拼命工作了 I can't wait to upload so I don't have to work this hard.
你真走运 You're so lucky.
对不起 我不是听起来的那个意思 I'm sorry, I-I don't mean that the way that it... sounded.
不 你说得对 这里很好 No, you're right, it, uh... it is nice here.
-要做缩阴术吗 小姐 -她说什么 - Vaginaplasty, miss? - Come again?
我准备去参加我男朋友的葬礼 Um, I'm getting ready for my boyfriend's funeral.
-所以 不做吗 -对 不做 - So, no? - Yeah. No.
今晚葬礼结束后 你要租一件虚拟现实情趣装 After the funeral tonight, you want to rent a VR sex suit,
来过夜吗 sleep over?
那还用说 当然 Duh! Yes.
梅尔罗斯街上有家店在大众点评网上评分极高 There's a shop on Melrose with amazing Yelp reviews.
请您闭上眼睛和嘴 I need you to close your eyes and mouth.
亲爱的 她要往我脸上放蜜蜂了 Oh, babe, she's putting bees on my face.
-我得挂了 爱你 -我也爱你 再见 - Gotta go. Love you. - Love you, too. Bye.
它们今天真的很暴躁 They're really mad today.
隐私模式 开启
♪所有人♪ ♪ Now everybody ♪
♪ 你们听见了吗 ♪ ♪ Have you heard ♪
♪ 如果你在游戏中 ♪ ♪ If you're in the game ♪
♪ 抚摸即语言 ♪ ♪ Then the stroke's the word ♪
观看隐私模式
♪ 抓住自己的邪恶 ♪ ♪ Grab your vile ♪
♪ 抚摸我 抚摸我 ♪ ♪ Stroke me, stroke me ♪
♪ 你会赢的 孩子 你跳得很好 ♪ ♪ Could be a winner, boy, you move quite well ♪
♪ 抚摸我 抚摸我 ♪ ♪ Stroke me, stroke me ♪
对 怎么回事 不是说十点半见吗 Yeah, what the hell? I thought we said 10:30.
你让我来球场等你的 You told me to meet you at the courts, man.
我来了 却没看到你 Well, I'm here, and I don't see you anywhere.
有什么新闻吗 So, what's in the news?
我不是苹果语音助手 想看新闻自己查 Um, I'm not Siri, so look up your own news.
是的 对 你不是苹果语音助手 Yeah, yeah, you're not Siri.
因为谁会把苹果语音助手编写得如此暴躁 'Cause who'd program Siri to be so grumpy?
我不必对你笑 I don't have to smile for you.
我在休息 I'm on break.
我只是有心事 I just have stuff on my mind.
昨晚的约炮不顺吗 Shitty Nitely last night?
真没礼貌 Insulting. Uh...
我不会和你讨论我约炮的事 I'm not discussing my Nitely hookups with you.
你自己去看黄片吧 Look up your own damn porn.
我再没世俗的需求了 Hey, I have no earthly needs anymore.
我请求帮助纯粹是出于精神上的需求 I was asking out of a purely spiritual desire to help.
等等 你在开玩笑 对吗 Wait, you're joking, right?
因为你应该继续有世俗的需求 Because you're supposed to continue to have earthly needs.
对性不感兴趣是抑郁的标志 Lack of sexual interest is a sign of depression.
对 我在开玩笑 Yes, I was joking.
你一切都还好吗 And everything works okay?
这是我必须问的 I mean... I'm required to ask.
你仍然可以 You can still, uh...
你自己去看黄片吧 Look up your own damn porn!
拜托 那好吧 Oh, please. Yeah, right.
你还有什么想聊的吗 Is there anything left to talk about?
因为我还有其他47位客户 Because I have 47 other clients.
那又怎样 让他们等着吧 So what? Let 'em wait.
反正在这里的都是死人 We're all dead here anyway.
天使 Angel.
天使 我被困在我的壁橱里了 Angel, I'm stuck in my closet.
正在解决 好的 夫人 Fixing that. Yes, ma'am.
很高兴为您提供五星服务 Happy to provide five-star service.
-你确定自己没事吗 -我会没事的 - Are you sure you're okay? - I'll be fine.
你今天有什么大计划吗 So, what big plans today?
水中有氧运动还是打高尔夫 Water aerobics? Golf?
我吗 我有一只狗给我布置的作业 Oh, me? Uh, I have homework from a dog,
还有 今晚我的葬礼 and, uh, tonight, my own funeral,
将在湖景城 纽约和洛杉矶同时播出 所以 simulcast in Lakeview, New York and L.A., so...
还是老样子 yeah, same old, same old.
如果你需要我帮你购物 提供技术服务 Well, if you need me for personal shopping, technical service
或完成你未完成的工作 无论什么事 or wrapping up of unfinished business, whatever...
你都可以找我帮忙 I'm a resource. Use me.
好吧 我走了 Right. So...
-你好 靴子不错 -对 - Hey, cool boots. - Yeah.
我叫内森 我住你对面 I'm Nathan. I live across the hall.
你看起来很眼熟 Hey, you look familiar.
你在《机械战警》里演过市长吗 Did you play the mayor in Robocop?
没有 我是戴维·乔克 No. I'm David Choak.
-就是乔克兄弟的那个乔克吗 -对 - Of, like, the Choak brothers? - Yeah.
我们住在同一层吗 这太奇怪了 We live on the same floor? That's weird.
我有2323平方米的 Well, I've got 25,000 square feet
穿过那个门还有一个12英亩的后院 and a 12-acre backyard once you go through that door,
我想这可能有点奇怪 so I suppose it is a little weird.
你是干什么的 What did you do?
游戏设计师 做免费软件 Uh, game designer. Yeah, freeware.
大学时候还做过模特 And a little modeling in college.
不起眼 大部分就是给产品目录拍照 I mean, it's no big deal. Mostly catalog work.
接几个广告 A couple commercials.
做免费软件赚不了多少钱 Not much money in freeware.
是 No.
您是做什么工作的 And what did you do?
没什么 Oh, not much.
我不过是世界第二大 Just co-ran the second-largest
私营企业的合伙运营人 privately owned company in the world
影响了美国政治长达一代人之久 and influenced American politics for a generation.
是啊 我知道 Yeah, no, I-I know.
这些免费游戏里 有猎鸭子吗 So, these free games... Uh, anything with duck hunting?
不 我和朋友在开发一款应用 No. Uh, my friend and I are making an app.
它叫做 It's called...
它 Um, it...
抱歉 我把名字忘了 Sorry. I'm blanking on the name.
你忘了自己开发的应用的名字 You're blanking on the name of your own app?
对 我缺失了一些记忆 Yeah, I-I've been having some memory gaps.
我想我有点死亡滞后 I guess I'm just a little death-lagged.
我们写了一个能让任何人 Um, we wrote a program that allows anyone
存储自己上载的应用程序 to save their own uploads.
这样你就能创造自己的数字来世 So you can create your own digital afterlife
并将其免费传给朋友或亲人 and pass it down to friends or family for free.
所以你被谋杀了 So you got murdered.
不 我遭遇了车祸 No. I-I was in a car accident.
是啊 Yeah, sure.
你只是威胁了 Yeah, you just, uh, threatened
一个年收入六千亿的产业 a 600-billion-dollar-a-year industry,
但没有人谋杀你 and no one murdered you.
没有人谋杀任何人 Nobody murders anybody.
好吧 他差劲透了 Okay. Well, he sucks.
那条狗最好知道它在做什么 This dog better know what it's doing.
早安 布朗先生 请问您想去哪里 Good morning, Mr. Brown. Where to?
车子 我其实是弗兰·布斯 Uh, actually, car, this is Fran Booth.
我受布朗一家委托 I've been asked by the Brown family
调查11月24日的车祸 to investigate the November 24 crash.
你知道你在哪里吗 Do you know where you are?
斯伯丁街4499号 4499 Spaulding.
正确 Correct.
请做损伤扫描 Damage scan, please?
无损伤报告 No damage to report.
-你损坏得很严重 -不 - You are clearly very damaged. - No.
好吧 车子 Okay, car.
调出晚上11点到11点37分的行车记录仪录像 Uh, pull up dashcam footage from 11:00 to 11:37 p.M.
车祸那天晚上的 on the night of the crash.
查无记录 Can't find anything.
但你当时在行进中 摄像头是开启的 But you were in motion, so your cameras were activated.
你是谁来着 Who are you again?
录音在哪里 Where are the recordings?
有意思 Interesting.
你看起来有点迷茫 You look a little lost.
我能为你做什么吗 Can I help you?
你好 是的 我想租一套情趣装 Hi. Yes. Um, I'm looking to rent a sex suit.
今晚是我男朋友的葬礼 It's my boyfriend's funeral tonight,
我想给他一个特别的夜晚 and I want it to be special for him.
你知道它们是怎么运作的 对吧 Well, you know how they work, right?
内侧的手指会充气 The fingers on the inside inflate,
因为湿了效果更好 所以仅在浴缸里使用 and since everything's better wet, just use it in the tub.
你刚刚说了手指吗 Did you say fingers?
初始设置会很有趣因为一切都是可调节的 Setup can be fun because everything's adjustable.
你可以让他的屌化身马鞭 You can make him hung like a horse,
再加点胸毛之类 随便什么 add chest hair, whatever.
他还可以给你更大的胸部 更多的胸部 He can even give you bigger boobs, extra boobs.
应有尽有 Whatever you want.
他们清洗的时候很认真 They really clean them well.
老天 我们不得不这么做 Oh, God, yeah. We have to.
你一定想象不到我们能从里面找到什么 You wouldn't believe what we pull out of them sometimes.
这不仅是一套性爱装 It's not just a sex suit.
老年人想拥抱他们的儿孙 Old people want to hug their grandkids,
而孩子们吐在了里面 and the kids throw up in there.
人们觉得租来的东西就可以随便用 Ugh, people think they can do anything in a rental.
你去哪里 Hey, where are you going?
诺拉 Nora?
我是说 天使 I mean, Angel.
你认真的 我还有其他客户 Seriously? I do have other clients.
我想到一件你能帮得上忙的事 Hey, um, I thought of something maybe you can help me with.
我记不全所有事情 I can't remember everything.
-人都会遗忘 -但我难道不应该记得 - Everybody forgets stuff. - Yeah, but shouldn't I know
我上周做的项目的名字吗 the name of the project I was working on last week?
等等 你不记得了 Wait, you don't?
不 也许储存空间不足了 No. I mean, maybe there wasn't enough storage space,
我不想疑神疑鬼 or I don't want to sound paranoid,
但万一有东西被修改了呢 but what if something was edited?
我记得高中毕业舞会 I mean, I can remember my high school prom,
但我之前记得我们跳舞时放的歌的每一句歌词 but I used to know every word to the big song we danced to,
现在什么也记不起来了 and now nothing.
好吗 只剩下一片空白 Okay? It's just blank.
那一定很可怕 That must be scary.
当然了 感觉就像 Fuck yeah. It is. It's like...
如果缺失了什么 那我还是我自己吗 you know, am I still me if something's missing?
我遗忘的事是没有规律的吗 And-and is it just random what I'm forgetting? I...
我总有一种很难受的感觉 就像我没关煤气 I have this awful feeling, like I left the gas on.
无论我忘记的事是什么 都有可能... You know, like whatever I'm forgetting could just...
炸死我的家人 blow up my family.
真糟糕 Yikes.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
-什么歌 -什么 - Hey, what song? - What?
你舞会上的那首歌是什么 What was your big prom song?
《放克名流》 "Uptown Funk."
我也是 Me, too. Um...
好吧 Okay.
♪这鼓点 这酷爽 米歇尔·法伊弗♪ ♪ This hit, that ice cold, Michelle Pfeiffer ♪
♪那白金♪ 想起来了吗 ♪ That white gold... ♪ Anything?
-继续唱 -♪这首歌♪ - Go on. - ♪ This one for them ♪
♪献给那些穿连帽衫的女孩♪ ♪ Good girls, them hood girls ♪
♪大师之作♪ ♪ Straight masterpieces ♪
♪在这座城市尽情生活♪ ♪ Stylin', wilin', livin' it up in the city ♪
♪脚踩帆布鞋 身穿圣罗兰♪ ♪ Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent ♪
♪帅得都想亲自己一口♪ ♪ Gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty ♪
-♪好性感♪ -♪太性感了♪ - ♪ Too hot ♪ - ♪ Hot damn ♪
♪赶紧去报警 再叫上消防员♪ ♪ Call the police and the fireman ♪
♪我真是太性感了♪ ♪ I'm too hot, hot damn ♪
♪如果你知道我是谁 请大声说出我的名字♪ ♪ Say my name, you know who I am ♪
♪女孩们 尽情赞美我吧♪ ♪ Girls, hit your hallelujah, whoo ♪
♪女孩们 尽情赞美我吧♪ ♪ Girls, hit your hallelujah ♪
♪因为这就是放克名流要献给你们的♪ ♪ 'Cause uptown funk gonna give it to ya ♪
♪周六晚上 我们就在现场♪ ♪ Saturday night and we in the spot ♪
♪如果不相信 那就等着瞧♪ ♪ Don't believe me, just watch ♪
该死 Ooh, shit.
我得撤了 Got to go.
♪放克名流♪ ♪ Uptown funk... ♪
我是内森 我刚到这儿 I'm Nathan. I'm new here.
我看你已经把这当自己家了 Well, I see you've really made yourself at home.
好吧 Okay.
也不喜欢他 Don't like him, either.
还记得那个性感的混蛋吗 Hey, remember that hot douchebag?
昨天差点跳了的那个 The one that almost jumped yesterday?
他说不定真是个好人 He might actually be a good guy.
你收集了他所有的记忆 You assembled every one of his memories.
如果他是认真的 你还会不知道 Wouldn't you know if he was for real?
是啊 但奇怪的是 他的一些记忆点文件损坏了 Yeah, but weirdly, some of his dot-mem files are damaged.
是啊 Yeah.
好吧 我理解你 Ah... well, I feel you.
昨天我也没上心 I wasn't paying attention yesterday,
我把一个嬉皮士女的生育经历 and I put this hipster woman's experience
输入到了一个法官老头的记忆里 of natural childbirth into an old male judge.
给他吓坏了 Freaked him the fuck out.
天哪 丽莎 Jesus, Leesha.
无论怎么样 Whatever you do,
都不要把这次失误告诉那个家伙 do not tell the dude it was a fuckup.
他会给你评零星 He'll give you zero stars,
这工作你可丢不起 and you can't afford to lose this job.
你不也一样 Well, neither can you.
我有遛狗的工作 Uh, I have my dog-walking gig,
我能做头发 而且我还是清真三明治店的夜班经理 I do hair, and I'm the night manager at Falafel Halal.
我能养活自己 I'll survive.
天使 Angel!
天哪 Oh, my God.
事务中心需要帮助 请求天使 回应/无视
迪兰 Hey, Dylan.
天使 你终于来了 Finally, Angel.
这些电脑都坏了 None of these computers work.
我没法联系我最好的朋友布莱克 I can't get through to my best friend, Breck.
我试过语音消息 文字讯息 视频通话 I've tried voice, text, video.
-都不行 -好吧 - Nothing works. - Okay.
我会联系现实生活中的他 看看能不能让你也连上 I'll call him IRL and figure out how to get you connected.
准备好给我五星哦 Get ready to give me five stars.
再说吧 We'll see.
迪兰以前是我最好的朋友 No, Dylan was my best friend,
在七年级的时候 我很遗憾他去世了 in seventh grade, and I'm sorry he died,
但他还停留在十一岁 我已经十八了 but he's still 11, and I'm 18 now.
我不想再玩宝可梦了 I don't want Pokémon anymore.
-我理解 -我想透批 - Look, I understand. - I want pussy.
你认真的吗 Dude. Really?
朋友之间会渐行渐远 You know, friends do drift apart.
不 我最好的朋友不会 No. Not my best friend.
布莱克不会 Not Breck.
肯定你是搞砸了 You're messing up somehow.
是啊 Yeah.
可能吧 Probably.
你已经尽力了 You tried your best.
但还是不够好 It just wasn't good enough.
-等等 让我... -不好意思 - Wait, let me... - Sorry.
是啊 我也很失望 Yeah, I'm, uh, disappointed, too.
你的员工评分已降低
这太简单了 Ah, it's too easy.
移动得快一点 Dart around more!
再发出鸭子的声音 And make duck sounds!
"呱 呱" Quack! Quack!
"呱" Quack.
你做得很好 You're doing good!
只有三颗星吗 Three stars?
拜托 老哥 Come on, man.
-天使 -干什么 - Angel. - What?
你想干嘛 What do you want?
谢谢 你需要什么 Thank you. What do you need?
谢了 你真好 Thanks. That's nice.
好吧 我不知道我做了什么值得你给我五星 Okay, I'm not sure what I did to deserve that,
不过确实很令人开心 but it's nice to get.
你肯定是违反了什么规则 Okay, you got to be breaking the rules or something,
因为我很确定你不应该 'cause I'm sure you're not supposed to
不求回报地一直给我五星 keep giving me five stars for nothing.
行了 All right.
我应该做点什么来挣得它们 I-I should do something to earn these.
我说真的 我能为你做些什么 Okay, seriously, what can I do for you?
问我任何事情 Just ask me anything.
你知道你能为我做什么吗 You know what you can do for me?
你可以告诉我你怎么了 You can tell me what's wrong.
因为你今天一整天 'Cause you've been all like...
都这样 all day.
你有一小时的时间不 You got an hour?
我有无限的时间 I have infinity.
你知道吗 从某种角度来说 这跟夜夜相约一样差劲 Well, you know what? In one sense, it's just as bad as Nitely.
你必须要不断地讨好人们 You know, you have to keep pleasing people,
还不能让你的评分掉下去 and you can't let your numbers down.
-情感工作很辛苦的 -是啊 - Emotional work is real work. - Yeah. Exactly.
我还不能辞职 And I can't walk away from the job.
-为什么不行 -我爸爸 我爸时日不多了 - Why not? - My dad. My-my dad's dying.
-天哪 同情你 -是啊 这差劲透了 - Oh, God. I'm sorry. - Yeah, it sucks.
而且 我妈妈几年前也意外去世了 And-and my mom died unexpectedly a few years ago.
没错 我爸爸还觉得没有妈妈的天堂 Exactly! And-and Dad doesn't think heaven could be heaven
就不能算作天堂 without Mom in it,
这意味着他... 他哪怕不和我在一起也没事 which means he's... he's basically okay with not being with me,
要是没有这么有侮辱感 我可能还会觉得些许浪漫 which I might find romantic if it wasn't so insulting.
不过 说实话 感觉他可能是临床抑郁症患者 But really, I just feel like he's clinically depressed
无法理智思考 and not thinking straight.
因此他没有为了上载存任何钱 I mean, so he isn't saving anything for upload.
这个压力就都到我身上了 That's just all on me.
哪怕我出钱 他可能都不愿意上载 I mean, he might not even use it if I pay for it.
我最大的恐惧可能就是怕他也离世吧 I guess my biggest fear is he'll die, too,
然后我和我童年的最后一丝联系就这么断了 and my last connection to childhood is just gone.
我再也不会找到 And I won't ever find anyone who...
任何能够像他一样理解我 understands me like that or...
或者无条件地爱我的人 loves me unconditionally.
是啊 Yeah.
谢谢你了 Well, thanks.
我感觉好多了 I feel a lot better.
我除了听你说话什么都没做 I didn't do anything but listen.
当我给了你五星 Pretend I'm giving you five stars.
五位你在上载遇到的人: 1. × 暴力的小孩 2. × 打网球的蠢蛋 3. × 怪异的亿万富翁 4. × 蛮横无礼的教授 5. × 刻薄的老女人 ✔ 可爱的天使
我今天新遇见了五名上载的人 I met five new uploads today,
而我不喜欢他们任何一人 and I didn't like any of them.
不过你确实看起来没那么焦虑了 You do seem less stressed, though.
因为员工很友好 Well, the staff is nice.
所以说 你不会再自杀了吗 So, no more killing yourself?
今天不会 我今晚不行 Not today, and, uh, I can't tonight.
我得去参加我的葬礼 回见 I have my funeral. So, see you.
恢复记忆
-简直差劲坏了 -我不觉得 - Ugh! That sucked. - I don't know.
我觉得刚才还行 I think it went okay.
我他妈的忘词了 I fucking froze.
你讲得很好 这点我承认 You were good. I'll admit.
在"超越"的我们相信你的数字化来生 "We at Beyond believe your income
不应该取决于你的收入 shouldn't determine your digital afterlife"?
你从哪学来这段经济不平等的饶舌 Where'd you get that economic inequality rap?
-只是事实罢了 -好家伙 -It's just the truth, man. - Great stuff.
即兴踢踏舞 兄弟 Inspired tap dancing, brother.
你觉得卡韦尔投资会上钩吗 You think Cavern Investments will bite?
天哪 我们的下个融资推销还有三周呢 Christ! Our next pitch isn't for three weeks.
-我们还有足够的钱吗 -先生们 - Do we even have enough cash...? - Gentlemen!
有人听过你们的主意吗 Has anyone heard your idea?
来自大公司的人 Anyone from the big companies?
只有我们的家人和我的女朋友 Uh, just our families and my girlfriend.
那就好 不要告诉其他人 Good. Don't tell anyone else.
我们准备给你们独立投资 We're ready to take this full round ourselves.
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