湖景专业商店 应用内购买 高尔夫球杆 1200美元 300美元
买吧 我请你 Ah, go for it. It's on me.
戴夫 你得花两万美元来教我打高尔夫 Dave, it's costing you, like, 20 grand to teach me how to golf.
我身价503亿美元 I'm worth $50.3 billion.
我花在濒危鹦鹉三明治上的钱都比这多 I've spent more on a, on an endangered parrot sandwich.
买吧 Go on.
记住 低头 So remember, head down.
低头 好的 Head down, okay.
感觉不错 That felt nice.
多么优美的弧线 真是赏心悦目 A majestic arc to that one. A pleasure to behold.
新手运罢了 Ah, beginner's luck.
你不会觉得这无聊吗 Don't you ever get bored of this?
我 无聊吗 不会 Me, bored? No.
内特 要知道我上辈子志在四方 You got to understand, Nate, I lived a life of purpose,
现在这就是我的奖励 so now this is my reward.
-好吧 -是的 - Okay. - Yeah.
给我把阿诺德·帕尔默叫来 So get me an Arnold Palmer.
美国职业高尔夫球手 高球三巨头之一
没问题 先生 Certainly, sir.
-阿诺德 -你好 乔克 - Arnold. - Hello, Choak.
看好 你个垃圾 Watch this, you piece of shit.
上载新生 第一季 第四集
然后 突然之间 And then, out of nowhere,
他就开始攻击阿诺德·帕尔默机器人了 he just tackles the Arnold Palmer bot.
据说真正的阿诺德和他在1973年同住在 Supposedly, the real Arnold cockblocked him for years
裸体公会时 阿诺德坏了他多年的泡妞的好事 when they lived together on a nudist commune in 1973.
我知道 你的晚间天使伊万 I know. I-Ivan, your night angel,
给我看了几段乔克劲爆的记忆内存 showed me some spicy memory files of Choak,
我敢肯定他一定偷走卖掉了 which I'm pretty sure he stole and sold.
天哪 Oh, God.
乔克一辈子都很圆满 Choak lived this full life, you know?
让我觉得有一天能变成自命不凡的老头也不错 It made me think it might be nice to be old and smug one day,
但我没什么能吹嘘的 but I don't have anything to be smug about.
我真希望能继续工作 Just wish I could keep working.
这是不被允许的 Uh, you're not allowed.
上载体不压榨我们的工资 Yeah, life's tough enough
生活就已经够艰难的了 without uploads driving down wages for us meat folks.
我知道 但他们在我的葬礼上叫我咖啡师 I know, but they called me a barista at my funeral.
所以呢 Yeah?
那不是我 好吗 Well, that's not me, okay?
我能做的贡献比那多多了 I-I can contribute more than that.
回头见 I'll see you.
我想给你看点东西 Hey, I want to show you something.
请去2G房 2Gigs please.
天哪 Oh, God.
这是什么地方 What is this place?
湖景最低等上载体住的地方 Lakeview's lowest class of upload.
-这里就是2G族们住的地方 -2G族 - This is where the 2Gigs live. - 2Gigs?
是啊 他们每月只有两千兆数据流量 Yeah, they only get two gigs of data a month,
一旦用完 and once they run out,
他们就负担不起任何东西了 they can't afford anything.
0.986千兆 是否添加景观 是 否
你的服务级别中包含的东西 Things included in your level of service...
淋浴 湖景 Your shower, your view of the lake...
他们都没有 They don't have.
食堂是精益美食赞助的 Lean Cuisine sponsors the cafeteria
用来测试新食谱 to try new recipes.
"今日特色菜 嘉年华墨西哥辣椒奶油肉" "Today's Special: Fiesta Jalapeño Creamed Meat."
这是什么 怎么只有前五页 What is this? It's only the first five pages.
是的 免费试读 Yup, the free sample.
如果想读整本书 就要额外付钱 If they want to read the whole book, they have to pay extra.
超爱《哈利波特》 魔法超酷的 Oh, hey, love Harry Potter. All the magic's so cool.
《哈利波特》里面有魔法吗 There's magic in Harry Potter?
下个月前他都被冻结了 He's frozen until next month,
除非有人给他的账户充值 unless someone adds to his account,
但他们大多数人自己都没钱 but most of them don't have money of their own.
他们的套餐里连最基本的运动套装都没有 They don't even get the basic sweat suit included in the plan.
等等 Wait.
他没有屌 He doesn't have a penis.
是啊 他一定到月末了 Yeah, it must be the end of his month.
天哪 他在用精益美食的餐盒做衣服 Oh, man, he's making clothes out of Lean Cuisine boxes.
不 不是 No, that's not...
好吧 Okay.
看起来还挺厉害 That's actually kind of impressive,
但霍里森应该给所有人装上屌 but Horizen should just give anybody a penis,
还有衣服 还有一整本书 or clothing, or-or an entire book.
这只是代码而已 I mean, it's just code.
他们想让人购买升级套餐 Well, they want people to pay for upgrades.
这就是资本主义 It's called capitalism.
看看这个 Look at this.
这太糟糕了 This is terrible.
这些人不应该受这份罪 These people don't deserve this.
-我知道 -没人应该受这份罪 - I know. - Nobody deserves this.
应该有人出面做点什么 Somebody should do something.
等等 这音乐是哪来的 Wait, where's that music coming from?
我不知道 Oh, uh, I don't know.
这...真奇怪 That's... weird.
总之 内森 你什么意思 Anyway, Nathan, you were saying?
也许我的目标就是帮助2G族 Maybe my purpose is to help the 2Gigs.
我能分给他们一些我的早餐 I could give them some of my breakfast.
反正无限量 It's unlimited.
我只是需要更大的口袋 You know, I'll just need some bigger pockets.
-我能... -宝贝 你在哪 - I could... - Babe, where are you?
《时尚》杂志的记者马上就来了 The Vogue interviewer is gonna be here any minute.
这条裙子好看吗 Is this dress okay?
我想展现我的肩胛骨 I wanted to show off my shoulder blades.
我刚把它们磨尖了 I just got them sharpened.
天啊 他是不是弄太尖了 Oh, my God, did he go too sharp?
他说术后会平滑一些的 He said they were gonna soften up a bit,
但我觉得太尖了 but I think they're too sharp.
该死 快点好吗 Shit. Just hurry up, okay?
我完全忘了 I completely forgot.
英格丽跟我有一个关于现代爱情的采访 Ingrid and I have this interview about modern love.
我马上回来 回头见 I will be back. I'll see you soon.
好 别担心 我完全理解 玩得开心 Yeah, no. No worries. I totally get it. Have-have fun.
他应该马上来了 He should be here any minute.
不是真的来这 不过你懂的 Well, not here here, but you know.
关于这篇文章 我想将生物体 So, for the article, I wanted to refer to relationships
与上载体的之间的感情 between bios and uploads
称为"最终形态的远距离感情" as "The ultimate long-distance relationship."
天啊 完全没错 就是这样 Oh, my God, totally. That's exactly what it's like.
湖景播来的电话
他来了 Oh, here he is.
那只是个屁 That was, that was just a fart.
抱歉 Sorry.
-宝贝 -嗨 - Hi, baby. - Hey, hey.
很抱歉我迟到了 I'm so sorry I'm late.
你好 内森 英格丽和我 Hi, Nathan. So Ingrid and I were just
刚说到从一对传统的生物体夫妇 talking about what it's like to go from being
变成跨越两种存在形式的夫妇 a regular old bio couple
是一种什么感受 to one that lives on two different planes of existence.
我不确定我们以前真的 Oh, well, I'm not sure we ever really lived
是同一种存在形式 on the same plane of existence.
我是在开玩笑 It was a joke.
不 这很好笑 Oh, no, that's funny.
不 别写文章里 谢谢 No... Don't put that in. Thank you.
你应该看看他 I mean, you should've seen him.
他被2G族们感动了 He was moved by the 2Gigs.
太可爱了 I mean, it was so cute.
那地方太让我压抑了 Ugh, that place is too depressing for me.
但这挺好的 你的小男宠想帮忙 But that's nice, your little play boyfriend wants to help.
-他做了什么 -他当时不得不离开 - What'd he do? - He had to leave.
他女友打来了 Uh, his girlfriend called.
我猜他们有什么安排 Uh, they had something planned, I guess.
对了 你的男友已经有个女友了 That is right. Your boyfriend already has a girlfriend.
担心他的人生目标应该是她的职责 So I guess it's her job to worry about his life's purpose,
而你的职责是交上自己公寓的 and it's your job to worry about keeping the heat on
-暖气费 -我知道 - in your apartment. - I know.
别担心这家伙了 专心在工作上 Stop worrying about this guy and keep your mind on your work.
把那老头的一字眉处理好 And clean up that old dude's unibrow.
拨开还是连上 Clean it up or fill it in?
等等 不要 Wait. No.
划到下面 Slide it down.
内森 既然你被上载了 So, Nathan, since you were uploaded,
你们的关系发生了什么变化 how has your relationship changed?
老实说 这让我开始好好思考人生 Well, honestly, it just got me thinking a lot
思考什么才是对我最重要的 about life and what's really important to me.
是吗 但我们的感情一点都没变 Yeah? But our relationship hasn't changed at all.
我们仍然每天聊天 有时甚至一天两次 We still talk every day. Even twice a day, sometimes.
没错 我们是还聊天 Yeah. I mean, we still talk,
但绝对改变了我们的关系 but it's definitely changed the relationship.
现在她完全掌控了我 I mean, now she literally owns me.
是吗 Really?
不是听上去的那样 Uh, that... that's not what it sounds like.
内森在事故时并没有购买上载套餐 Nathan didn't have an upload plan at the time of his accident,
所以这是唯一的选择 so it was the only option.
现在我们的东西都在一个地点了 And now it's just easier for all of our stuff
这样对我们来说更轻松了 to be in the same place, you know?
比如 情侣共用同一个电邮账号 Like, uh, couples that share an e-mail account,
信任的最高境界 the ultimate trust.
那也太可爱了 Aw, that's adorbs.
再聊聊更有意思的吧 Let's talk about something more fun.
性生活怎么样 How's the sex?
我们还没试过 Ah, well, we haven't tried it.
目前 我们目前还没试过 Yet. We haven't tried it yet.
我们还在等他适应环境 We were just waiting for him to get adjusted.
不好意思 你在等我吗 Oh, I'm sorry. You were waiting for me?
你不是说那情趣装太恶心了吗 'Cause I thought you said the suit was so gross.
那情趣装看着恶心 Well, that suit looked gross
是因为马上有新版本要出来了 because a newer model's coming out, so...
我们只是在等新版的情趣装 we were just, we were waiting for the new suit.
说到性爱 你想看我们的性爱录影带吗 Speaking of sex, would you like to watch one of our sex tapes?
我爸找李安剪辑了我们初夜上 My dad got Ang Lee to edit the body cam footage
随身摄像机拍摄的录像 from our first night together.
我很乐意 I would absolutely love that.
好的 在我办公室的电脑上 Okay. They're on my office computer.
聊得很开心 All right, good talk.
天使 Angel?
你还好吧 You okay?
不好 No.
我本想撒谎的 不过你可能有 I was gonna lie, but you probably have some kind of, like,
真相测试按钮之类的 truth detector button or something.
我没有 Well, I don't.
当然了 Yeah, of course not.
那太疯狂了 我就知道 That's crazy. I knew that.
不 你不知道 Mm, no, you didn't.
-我的按钮说你在撒谎 -别闹了 真有按钮 - My button says you're lying. - Stop it. Is there a button?
没有 那样就太有侵犯性了 Yeah, no. That would be, like, really intrusive.
不过也许我老板有 Maybe my boss has one, though.
我不知道 她有时很可怕 I don't know. She can be a real nightmare.
以你的经验 上载体 In your experience, do relationships
与真人之间的感情成功过吗 between uploads and, uh, real people ever work?
你就是真人 You're a real person.
我是说活着的人 Yeah, uh, living people.
当然 有时吧 Sure. Sometimes.
那很不容易 I mean, they're hard,
但也许这样才更值得 but maybe that makes them more worthwhile?
我总是支持他们 I always root for them.
听上去很老土 我知道 Sounds corny, I know.
不 并没有 No, it's not.
很感人 It's nice.
英格丽和我 我们总是 Ingrid and I, we always had
有肉体的关系 给我们回旋的空间 that physical thing we could fall back on.
但那种关系没有了 感觉就像 You know? But without it, it just kind of feels like
我们只是姐弟 we're brother and sister?
而且我们关系还不太好 If I didn't really like my sister.
你知道你作为上载体 Well, you know you can still have
仍然可以有肉体关系的吧 a physical relationship as an upload, right?
对 那套情趣装 Yeah, with the sex suit.
拥抱装 The hug suit.
有人穿它来拥抱他们的孩子 Some people use it to hug their kids.
上次有成年人称之为拥抱装是什么时候 Mm-hmm. When's the last time an adult called it a hug suit?
广告上 The commercial.
英格丽觉得很恶心 Ingrid was grossed out by it,
但听上去她也许想试试 but now it sounds like she might want to try it.
只是现在我看到了没有肉体的关系 我们之间是怎样 It's just, now that I've seen how things are without the physical,
我不确定我想让她那样做 not sure I want her to.
很晚了 Well, it's late.
你该睡会觉 我要下班了 You should get some sleep, and I got to clock out.
你明天想回去看看2G族吗 You want to go back and see the 2Gigs tomorrow?
好 Okay.
晚安 内森 Good night, Nathan.
晚安 诺拉 Good night, Nora.
《时尚》杂志关于你跟英格丽的采访出来了 Oh, the Vogue interview with you and Ingrid just dropped.
看上去怎么样 Oh, how's it look?
很紧张 It's... intense.
我的湖景新闻
看上去她比葬礼时还感情受创 Looks like she's wound even tighter than she was at the funeral.
那只猫怎么了 What's going on with that cat?
不要停止抗争 Do not end the fight,
上载是人权
上载是一项人权 upload is a human right!
-不要停止抗争 -对 - Do not end the fight, - Yes.
-上载是人权 -对 - Upload is a human right! - Yes!
-英格丽 -嗨 - Ingrid. - Hey.
我刚要... Uh, I was just...
我穿着情趣装呢 I'm wearing the sex suit,
里面一丝不挂 and nothing else.
我们能谈谈吗 Could we talk for a second?
我需要这个 我... I need this. I'm...
宝贝 我想念我们亲密的瞬间 Baby, I miss our intimacy. I...
-英格 等等 -不不 我... - Ing. Hold on. - No, no, I...
我觉得我们没有以前那种维系了 I don't feel like we have our old connection,
这怪我 and that's on me.
对不起 I'm sorry.
现在不会再有采访了 But there's no more interviews now.
好吗 只有我们 Okay? It's just us.
诺拉 你来得正好 Nora! You're just in time.
内森火辣的女朋友 Nathan's hot-as-balls girlfriend
刚穿着情趣装惊喜拜访 just surprised him with a sex suit.
你能挪开 让我打卡吗 Can you please move so I can clock in?
好 Oh, yeah.
你能感觉到我吗 Can you feel me?
能 事实上 你的脚总算暖一次了 Yeah. Actually, your feet are warm for once.
-是吗 -嗯 - Yeah? - Uh-huh.
你的皮肤好柔软 Your skin, it's so... soft.
你的也是 Yeah. Yours, too.
你准备好了吗 Are you ready?
-嗯 -好的 - Yeah. - Okay.
怎么了 Um... what's wrong?
我不知道 Uh... I don't know.
技术支持 Tech support!
你在干什么 What are you doing?
这肯定是某种技术故障 对吗 Well, it's got to be some sort of tech issue. Right?
-不 -技术支持 - No. - Tech support!
不不不 不要支持 我们没事 No-no-no, no-no. No support. We're fine.
-技术支持 -我们没事 - Tech support! - We're fine. It's...
-请求帮助 -不 - Assistance! - No.
-事情... -亲爱的 听着 - Things are... - And, hon, listen...
-没事的 -技术支持 - Things are okay. - Tech... support.
不是这样喊的 That's not how this works.
-如果我对着下面喊呢 -不不不 - What if I try it down here? - No. No, no, no.
-有人吗 -该死 - Hey! - Oh, fuck.
-有人吗 -我们没事 - Hey! Hey! - We're fine.
-一切都好 -我们需要帮助 - Everything's fine. - We need help!
紧急呼救 Hey! SOS!
10556号房间请求协助
-不 -请求帮助 - No! - Assistance!
如果你不接听这通电话 将影响评分考核
我能帮你 I could do it.
-回家吧 -好 - Go home. - Right.
顺便说一句 你闻上去真香 You smell great, by the way, just... I'm gonna...
-走开 -我这就走 - Go! - I'm going. Yeah.
如果你不接听这通电话 将影响评分考核
天使应答
-你打电话了 -总算接了 - You called? - Yeah. Finally.
内森的鸡巴除了技术故障 There's some sort of tech issue happening with Nathan's dick.
好吧 Okay...
-硬不起来了 -多谢了 - It's not getting hard. - Thank you.
-我懂了 -嗯 - Ah. I see. - Yeah.
我们以前从没有这种问题 We've never had this problem before.
从来没有 Like, never.
顺便说一句 我跟任何人 And for the record, I have never
都没出现过这种问题 had this problem before with anyone.
所以 So...
不是我的问题 it's not me.
该死 克莱德 Hey. Fuck. Clyde.
克莱德 Clyde. Hey!
停下 Hey! Stop it.
克莱德 Clyde.
下去 该死 Get down! Fuck.
非常抱歉 I'm so sorry.
没关系 Hey, it's fine.
你不欠我任何解释 You don't owe me an explanation.
这是你的人生 It's your life.
我想... Um... I guess...
我们最好趁她回来前把你修好 we'd better fix you up before she gets back.
我们这边一切连接正常 Everything is properly connected on our end,
所以我需要测试响应度 so I'll need to test for responsiveness
以便协助解决问题 to further assist the issue.
可以吗 Is that okay?
你感觉到了吗 Do you feel that?
这样呢 How about that?
嗯 Yes.
这什么情况 Oh, my... What is going on here?
非常抱歉 我的猫发疯了 I'm so sorry about that. My cat was being a total douche.
管用了 It worked.
于是我说 "让我测试下响应度" So I was like, "Let me test for responsiveness."
然后我真把毯子盖在他女朋友头上 Then I literally threw a blanket over this girl's head
然后调戏她男朋友 and felt up her boyfriend.
我还用了我的性感嗓音 And... I put on my sexy voice, too.
你还有性感嗓音 You have a sexy voice?
没错 I do.
我这样说 I said it like this:
"你有任何感觉吗" "Can you feel anything?"
然后我轻轻碰他的胸膛 And I lightly touched his chest
我们四目相接 然后我去 and we locked eyes and then, holy shit.
你把他的"软件"变成"硬件"了 You turned his software into hardware?
-对 -不是吧 然后呢 - Oh, yeah. - Girl, and then what happened?
他女朋友回来了 然后他用在她身上了 His girlfriend came back and then he used it on her, so...
没错 Yep.
那太糟了 你还是欲火焚身吗 Dang, that's messed up. So what about your lady boner?
嗯 欲火焚身 It's still there. Rock hard.
你知道我要说什么的吧 You know what I'm gonna say, don't you?
"再给一次机会 看看事情会变得如何" "Give it one more chance and see where it goes"?
重新回归夜夜相约 Get the fuck back on Nitely.
很多真实的感情都源于它的算法 Its algorithm is responsible for tons of real relationships.
忘掉旧爱的最快方法 The quickest way to get over a guy
就是去找个新欢 is to get under a new one.
重装夜夜相约 Reinstall Nitely.
一个新配对
看见没 你已经有了个新配对 See? You already got a new match.
"我能'射过去'吗" "Can I cum over?"
双关罢了 It's a pun.
-看看这腹肌 -这腹肌 - Look at those abs. - Those abs.
要是这条消息是我发的 You know, if I wrote that,
估计就没戏了 不是吗 it'd be a deal breaker, right?
你怎么还在这里 Why are you still here?
你好啊 阿丽萨 Oh, what's up, Aleesa?
-少来这套 -是阿丽莎 - Nope. - It's Aleesha.
-对哦 -再见 - Right. - Bye.
我要跟经理谈谈 I'd like to speak with the manager.
这家商店是完全自动化的 The store is designed to be completely automated.
请把你购买的商品放到传送带上 Please put your purchase on the conveyor.
我要见经理 Manager.
看看我能不能先帮你解决问题 Let's see if I can help you first.
如果是商品问题 请说"商品" If this is a problem with a product, say "Product."
如果商店着火了 请说"火" If the store is on fire, say "Fire."
如果你被卡在了门里 而店里又着火了 If you are stuck in the door and the store is on fire,
请说"尖叫" say "Screams."
"人类经理" "Human manager."
您需要等待300分钟才能接通人类客服 The wait to speak to a human is 300 minutes.
如果卫生间没纸了 请说"卫生纸" If the bathroom is unstocked, say "Tissue paper."
如果有顾客正在分娩 请说"奇迹" If a patron is having a baby, say "Miracle."
这是脱水的水果沙拉还是双人床 Is this dehydrated fruit salad or is this a queen bed?
你觉得呢 What do you think?
让我见经理 Let me talk to a manager, please.
请您重新挑一张床 可以吗 Grab another bed from the rack, okay?
我叫弗兰·布斯 My name is Fran Booth.
我是名兼职私家侦探 I am a part-time private investigator,
我得看一下 and I need to take a look
你在11月24日的监控录像 at your security camera footage from November 24.
该死 Shit.
好吧 你等等 Okay. Hold on.
跟我来 Follow me.
300分钟 300 minutes?
其实只要50秒吧 傻缺 More like 50 seconds, dummy.
-是你 -又是你 - You... - You again?
-你耍我 -我耍你 - You tricked me. - I tricked you?
你换了新用户名和新头像 See, you got a new username and picture.
我卸载了应用 重装的时候 I deleted the app and I had to use a different name
我得换个用户名 但你 when I reinsta... but you?
"亨利" 你居然有这么多个小号 "Henry"? I mean, you got different dummy accounts
每个小号姓名和信息都完全不同 with different names and everything. I mean...
这张图上的性感身材是你的吗 I mean, is this even your hot, chiseled, sweaty torso?
不是 No.
管他呢 进来 Fuck it. Come in.
-真火辣 -今天你别说话 - This is so hot. - No talking today.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
嗯 Yep.
好吧 我还以为哪里出了差错 Oh, okay. I thought for a second something was wrong.
你知道的 有点奇怪 You know, it's weird.
一般姑娘们高潮时 发出的不是这种声音 Normally, when girls come, it sounds different.
不像你刚刚听起来那么真实 Like, uh, not as real as you sound.
所以 这次您能给个五星好评吗 So, do I get five stars this time?
那必须的 Oh, yeah, definitely.
我现在就来打分 Oh, I'll do it right now.
你搞什么 What the hell?
报复你 Payback.
亲爱的 Hey, babe.
你醒着吗 Are you awake?
刚刚真的很有意思 Yeah, so that was totally fun.
我不知道你的想法 Look, I don't know about you,
-但我们应该找时间再来一次 -好的 再见 - but we should do that again sometime. - Okay, bye.
忘了杀了你男朋友 Forgot to kill your boyfriend?
你当心点 英格丽 Careful, Ingrid.
这段监控能让你在牢里 The camera adds ten years.
多蹲十年 In jail.