湖景
我的小宝贝上线了 你怎么样啊 There's my little guy. How you doing?
你吃饱了吗 You eating enough?
妈 我觉得我领结没系好 Mom, I think I fucked up my bowtie.
等会儿再说 亲爱的 我在跟你弟弟说话 In a minute, dear. I am talking to your brother.
你穿这么正式干嘛 Why are you so dressed up?
-别告诉他 -半正式啦 - Don't tell him. - Semiformal.
我要跟米凯拉出门约会 她是我女朋友 I'm going with Mikaela, my girlfriend.
你找了个女朋友吗 You have a girlfriend?
她人真的很好 她还有个小妹 She's really nice, and she's got a little sister
和你当年同龄 that was the age you were...
就是那年你... that you were when...
妈 都六年了 Mom, it's been six years.
还有三个月 我就要过19岁生日了 My 19th birthday's in three months.
-我知道 我只是... -晚点再跟他聊吧 - I know, I just, I just... - Talk to him later?
她随时都可能会到 She's gonna be here any minute.
-好吧 -天哪 - Okay. - Jesus.
我得挂了 亲爱的 I got to go, sweetie.
但我一回来就会给你回... But I'm gonna call you right b...
你要知道 英格丽 You know, Ingrid,
在只有一个治疗师时 伴侣咨询效果才最好 couples therapy works best when there's just one therapist.
只有离婚律师你们俩需要各自找 It's only divorce attorneys that you both need your own.
我想思想开明 I-I want to be open-minded,
但一想到要对一只只有一个社会工作硕士学位的 but I just don't feel comfortable opening up to a CGI dog
特效假狗敞开心扉我就感到不自在 with only a master's degree in social work.
没错 我们查过你老底 Yes, we looked you up,
厄尼·兰普斯特曼 Ernie Lampsterman.
你们现在开心了吧 Wow. Hope you guys are happy.
英格丽 你愿不愿意分享一下 Ingrid, would you like to share
内森到底哪里让你不满 what's upsetting you about Nathan?
他就是很... He's just so...
你一直在疏远我 You are constantly pulling away.
我努力让我们俩继续走下去 但你一直很疏离 I'm trying to make this work, but you are so distant.
我也不想这样 Look, I'm not trying to be.
好吧 但有时我会觉得 我失去了自己的生活 Okay? But sometimes, it feels like I don't have my own life anymore.
我只是英格丽的玩物 You know? I'm-I'm just this plaything for Ingrid,
随叫随到 there when she wants me.
并不是这样 That's not true.
我买什么 做什么 吃什么 你都要管 You control all my purchases, what I do, what I eat.
终于换上紧身牛仔裤了 The skinny jeans came in.
看见没 她就跟打扮洋娃娃似的打扮我 See? She's literally dressing me like a doll.
抱歉 好吗 I'm sorry, okay?
我只是觉得你穿紧身牛仔裤会很好看 I thought the skinny jeans would look good on you.
我把它们退了就是了 So I'll just return them.
就个人而言 我挺喜欢那条紧身牛仔裤 Personally, I love the skinny jeans.
多谢夸奖 Thank you so much.
我能感觉到我大腿上的脉搏 I can feel my pulse in my thighs.
上载新生 第一季 第五集
你要是不玩的话 我很难让你赢 It's hard for me to let you win if you won't take your turn.
随便吧 我不在乎 Whatever. I don't care.
好吧 怎么了 Okay. What's going on?
我父母不愿意更新我的虚拟形象 My parents won't update my avatar.
就仿佛我一直在反复过六年级的人生 It's like I'm repeating sixth grade over and over again.
我18年前就出生了 但我连根阴毛都没有 I was born 18 years ago, and I don't have ball hair.
他们想让你保持他们记忆中的样子嘛 I mean, they want to keep you the way they remember you.
那这事呢 Then there's this.
我的小弟 My little brother
都和一个女孩去参加半正式的狗屎舞会了 going with a girl to some semiformal dumb-shit dance.
这都是他第二个女朋友了 This is his second girlfriend.
我这个当大哥的颜面何存啊 He's lapping me.
这不是个比赛 Hey, it's not a race.
大多数男人都不懂 Most men don't get that.
嗨 姑娘 Hey, girl.
你看起来真是该死的美丽 You looking damn fine.
不好意思 Excuse me?
谁家小孩跑丢了吗 Did somebody lose their child?
懂我意思了吗 See what I mean?
如果我有个18岁的身体 If I had the body that went with my age,
我一定会操翻她 I would wreck that ass!
好吧 你得冷静下来 Okay, okay, you need to calm down.
我知道你很不爽 I get that you're frustrated,
但你不能上来就那么强势 but you can't come on that strong.
如果能按我意思来 If I came on as strong as I feel,
老子早就砸穿湖景了 I'd pound a hole in the fabric of Lakeview.
有时我会庆幸我正安全地坐在屏幕后 Sometimes I'm glad I'm sitting safely behind this screen.
内森当时快死了 好吗 Nathan was dying, okay?
他的生命体征在衰竭 His vitals, they were fading,
我奶奶就住在湖景 and-and my grandma lives in Lakeview.
所有的元素似乎都在这里 Right? So, so all of the pieces just sort of fit together
很好地拼接在了一起 in this really nice way.
看见没 要是没有英格丽 你今天根本不会在这里 See? Without Ingrid, you wouldn't even be here today.
好吧 弗兰说在我被上载前 Yeah, well, Fran said my vitals were starting to go back up
我的生命体征本来已经开始回升了 right before I uploaded.
并不是这样 是吗 That's not true, is it?
无意冒犯 但弗兰是个白痴 With deep respect, Fran is a moron.
你就告诉我这是不是真的 Just tell me if it's true.
我不知道 I don't know.
你不知道 You don't know?
我...或许吧...我不... I'm... Maybe. I mean, I don't...
我不知道 可能是真的吧 I don't know. I-I... I-It could be true.
我注意到一些指数开始上升 I-I noticed something was going up,
但我并不知道那些指数代表什么 but-but I didn't really know what it meant.
你坑我呢 英格丽 我死了啊 What the fuck, Ingrid? I'm dead.
我不想失去你嘛 I didn't want to lose you.
不 No.
你根本不在乎我死活 你只想要有人陪你 You didn't care if I died, you just didn't want to be alone.
这该死的裤子 God... Pants!
好吧 Okay, well,
我还可以再跟你聊20分钟 I have you for another 20 minutes.
抱歉 Sorry.
好的 Yep.
-我靠 -那是我的地盘 小孩给钱 - Oh, fuck. - That's mine. Pay up, son.
拿着 Take it.
嗨 喂 Hey! Hey, there.
你要和我们一起玩这个吗 Uh, do you want to join in on this action?
猜猜怎么着 我本不该来这儿 Guess what? I'm not even supposed to be here.
她在陪客户 谢谢 She's with someone, thank you.
知道 我的生命体征都开始回升了 Can it. My vitals were going back up.
英格丽明明看到了... Ingrid saw and...
我说 她现在在陪客户 混账东西 I said she's with someone, asswipe.
没明白吗 Take a hint.
冷静点 Whoa. Settle. Geez.
我觉得内森只是刚刚听到了些令人震惊的消息 I think Nathan just heard some disturbing news.
你觉得 Yeah, you think?
没人觉得他们应该在这里 Nobody feels like they should be here.
你认为我想掉进大峡谷吗 Do you think I wanted to fall into the Grand Canyon?
等等 难道你就是这么死的 Wait, that's how you died?
他们应该想到人们会试着打破玻璃地板 They should expect people to try and break the glass floor.
他们设计时就应该想到 They should design for it.
我看过那段录像 掉下去时你还在跳Dab舞 I saw that video. You dabbed on the way down.
当然 那样别人才会点赞 Well, yeah. That's how you get the likes.
看吧 你们两个酷小子可以成为朋友 See? You two cool guys can be friends.
爸爸来电 手机来电
谢了 妈妈 Aww, thanks, Mom.
小孩 你想喝点东西吗 Hey, kid, you want to hit the Search Bar?
我想给英格丽账单上加点东西 I want to put something on Ingrid's tab.
波本威士忌 纯饮 Bourbon, neat.
冰镇的根汁汽水 Root beer, cold.
我们走 Let's go.
5通未接来电
夜夜相约
向右划 Swipe right.
真好看的牙齿 Beautiful teeth.
萨沙 你好 Oh, Sascha. Hello, there.
不 天啊 不行 No. God, no.
你在用夜夜相约吗 Are you on Nitely?
夜夜相约是专门 Nitely is only
针对活人互相约会的应用 for living people to hook up with one another.
没有活着的女人想和你已经虚假的死亡身体约会 No living woman wants to hook up with your dead, catfishing ass.
知道了 Okay, okay.
真是的 Geez.
我只是浏览一下 感受下过去的情怀 I was just browsing, for old time's sake.
看看总可以吧 A guy can look.
我看着你呢 死小子 I'm watching you, dead boy.
很好 Yep.
我们走 我们走 Yeehaw! Let's go, let's go!
-你们作弊 -快点 快点 - Oh, you're cheating. - Faster, faster.
发生什么了 What is happening?
太棒了 That was dope.
-再来一次 -我们走 - Again. - Let's go.
给11-55-C客服人员的语音信件 Voice mail for customer service employee 11-55-C.
亲爱的 Hey, honey.
我是爸爸 我现在在科莫纪念医院 It's Dad. I'm at Cuomo Memorial.
又是那该死的肺病 我觉得我得告诉你 Damn lungs again. Thought I'd let you know.
-我的天 爸爸 -你得去找他 对吧 - My gosh. Dad. - You should go to him, right?
我得照顾迪兰... Uh, I'm supposed to be taking care of Dylan, uh...
不用担心他 我帮你看着 好吗 No, no. Don't worry about him. I got this, okay?
-去找你爸爸 -去做你该做的 - Go to your dad. Yeah. - Do what you got to do.
-我们可以的 -谢谢 - We cool. - Okay. Thanks.
你们帮了我大忙 T-This is, this is such a big help.
以防万一 给你们些湖景币吧 Uh, take some Lakeview Bucks just in case.
兄弟兄弟 我们给咱俩找到两个九分的女人 Buddy, buddy, I matched us with two nines.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我给咱俩做了假的夜夜相约账户 I made us fake Nitely accounts,
我们立刻就匹配到了这俩 and we got these swipe-rights in no time.
又热又辣 我要那个高个的 Hot, spicy. I'll take the tall one.
你看起来才四岁 我是给我兄弟看的 Dude, you're, like, four. I'm showing my wingman.
我不行 我现在要照顾孩子 I-I can't. I'm on babysitting duty.
我的天使有急事 我得帮她 I'm helping my angel with a personal emergency.
而且 我有英格丽 And also, Ingrid.
我们要和她们在酒店层见面 We're supposed to meet them on the hotel floors.
就是活着的人们在虚拟现实中派对的地方 That's where the living meet to party in VR.
上载的人不能去酒店层 Uploads aren't allowed on hotel floors.
谢谢 矮警长 Thanks, Sheriff Short.
所以我们要先去趟灰市 That's why we're going to the Grey Market first,
找一个黑客送我们下去 to pick up a hack to force our way down.
灰市 哇塞 Grey Market? Hell yeah.
-带上我 -想得美 - Take me. - Yeah, right.
等等 什么是灰市 Wait, what's the Grey Market?
你这样的黑客会爱上那个地方的 Oh, a hacker like you would love it.
你可以在那弄到任何你想要的东西 没有规则约束 You can get anything there. No rules.
太诱人了 但我不能去 我答应天使了 Oh, that is intriguing, but I can't. I made a promise.
去吧 内森 别当怂包 Come on, Nathan. Don't be a loser.
-求你了 去吧 -内森 看着我 - Please! Come on. Please. - Nathan, look at me.
-我想去 我一定得去 -去吧 - I need this, man. I need it. - Come on. Please,
-内森 求你了 去吧 -去吧 - Nathan. Please. I need it. Come on. Please, man. - Come on.
-求你了 求你了 -内森 去吧 - Please, please, please! Please, - Nathan, come on.
-求你了内森 -求你了内森 - Please, Nathan! - Please, Nathan!
-求你了内森 去吧 -求你了内森 天啊 求你了 - Please! Nathan, come on. - Please, Nathan, oh, my God... Please!
看在上帝的份上 For God's sake!
内森 带上他们去吧 Nathan, just take them.
好吧 快去快回 Okay, fine, a quick trip.
太棒了 Yes! Yeah! Yes!
我们到底要去哪里 So where exactly are we going?
地图之外 我觉得你可以称之为暗网 Off the map. I guess you'd call it the dark web.
是的 有个超级隐秘的地方 Yeah, there's this super secret place
你可以从那里穿过树篱 you can pass through the hedge.
你找到在哪了吗 Can you spot it?
先生们 需要帮忙吗 Gentlemen, can I help you?
本区域禁止入内 This area's off-limits.
不 先生 小先生 不行 说真的 No, no... sir? Sir. Little sir, no, seriously.
布朗先生 布朗先生 Mr. Brown. Mr. Brown.
不行 说真的 很危险 No, no, seriously, it's dangerous.
布朗先生 Mr. Brown?
霍里森不会为虚拟形象的堕落承担责任 Horizen will not be held liable for any avatar corruption!
我们不是闹着玩的 We're not playing!
只要我想 I-I could get through this hedge
随时都可以穿过树篱 any time I want.
只是我今天不想钻树篱 And I just don't want to today.
好了 没什么好怕的 伙计们 Okay. Nothing to be scared of here, guys.
你说什么 迪兰 Hmm? What's that, Dylan?
你觉得我们应该牵着手以防有人走丢吗 You think we should hold hands so nobody gets lost?
好的 Fine.
我什么都没说 胆小鬼 I didn't say anything, wuss.
这些数字是怎么回事 What's with the numbers?
你有很多问题 You have, like, a lot of questions.
这是用来定位的 It's for our locator pings.
湖景每小时会更新一次数据回显信息 Lakeview keeps track of all uploads
来追踪定位每一个上载体 by pinging us every hour.
如果我们走出地图 就不会有数据回显反馈 If we're off the map, we don't ping back, the system assumes
-系统会认定我们被抹除了 -那又怎样 - we've been erased. - Then what?
我听说虚拟形象会消失 I heard your avatar disappears
你的意识会永远在灰色地带游荡 and your consciousness wanders the Grey Zone for all of eternity.
所以我们要抓紧时间了 So let's hurry up and get there, huh?
如果我是隐形的意识 If I'm an invisible consciousness,
我要爬进人们的鼻子 I'm gonna go up people's noses
然后像屁一样从屁股出来 and out their butts like a fart.
我喜欢你这种思维方式 I like the way you think.
在那儿 There.
这就到了吗 That's it?
天啊 Oh, man.
这太酷了 This is sick.
来看看 你好 小朋友 Just see! 'Sup, kid?
出售臭气 Bad smells for sale!
-拿开 -出售臭气 - Fuck off. - Bad smells for sale!
小伙们 我们出售汗臭气 脏钱气 Hey, boys. We got sweat, dirty pennies
还有性感小妞清晨的口气 and a hot chick's morning breath.
全部新鲜 All fresh.
你确定有18岁吗 Sure you're 18?
18岁零9个月 白痴 18 and three quarters, dickbag.
到了 Here we go.
两位湖景电梯黑客 Two Lakeview elevator hacks.
想和在世的女士一起开派对 是吗 Trying to party with some living ladies, huh?
为了安全 我加些杀毒软件 I'll throw in some antivirus to be safe.
你能快点吗 我们时间紧迫 Can you make it quick? We're on a time crunch.
我能四处看看吗 Can I go look around?
我从没有过这么多艳遇 This is the most action I've ever gotten.
是这样 我们还有四十分钟 I mean, we do have 40 minutes.
跟紧我 好吗 Just stay close, okay?
我们会一直监视着你 We're always watching you.
名人记忆 Celebrity memories!
我这里有真正的名人记忆 各位 I got real celebrity memories here, people!
上载后的记忆抽取 Pulled moments after upload.
公鸭拉屎 Drake pooping.
贾斯汀·比伯先生的悲惨结局 The sad end of Sir Justin Bieber.
我有佩内洛普·克鲁兹的洗澡记忆 I got Penélope Cruz in the shower.
太蠢了 This is stupid.
你才蠢 那条裤子真蠢 You're stupid. Those pants are dumb.
你在里面装了什么 小熊饼干吗 What do you keep in there, Teddy Grahams?
滚开 你个胖呆子 Fuck off, you fat nerd.
你咬我呀 小蒂姆 Bite me, Tiny Tim.
冷静 冷静 好吧 走了 Oh, easy, easy, easy. Okay. Come on!
走了 走了 Come on. Come on.
你想要黑进 How would you like to hack
活人的腕式手机摄像头吗 into a living person's wrist phone camera?
十秒一百个硬币 Ten seconds for 100 coins.
有意思 Interesting.
你在开玩笑吧 Are you kidding me?
我已经看过一百家不同的性爱机器人商店 I've seen 100 different sex bot shops,
-你就像去这里吗 -好的 - and this is where you want to go? - Okay.
可以黑进詹米·阿帕兹的摄像头吗 How 'bout Jamie Arpaz,
我以前的生意伙伴 my old business partner?
2135& 2-1-3-5, ampersand sign,
75328192 7-5-3-2-8-1-9-2.
所以 你看 最好的部分是 So, you see, the best part is,
设计不花钱 the design costs nothing
因为上载体会建造自己的房子 because the uploads build their own homes.
-怎么建 -正如乔什所说 - How? - As Josh said,
我的软件是独一无二的 my software is unique
并且独家开发 and proprietary.
他想干什么 What is he up to?
我们还有12分钟 快走 We got 12 minutes left. Let's roll.
那小孩呢 Where's the kid?
见鬼 Oh, shit.
他刚刚就在这儿 迪兰 He was right here. Dylan?
迪兰 Dylan?!
天哪 我不敢相信你的天使居然会信任你 Man, I can't believe your angel trusted you.
-迪兰 迪兰 -迪兰 迪兰 - Dylan! Dylan! - Dylan! Dylan!
你好 访客 Hello, visitor.
病人正接受慢性肺炎雾化治疗 The patient is suffering from chronic vape lung.
没有传染性 Noncontagious.
安东尼先生 Mr. Antony,
我们决不能再这样见面了 we simply can't keep meeting like this.
很快就不需要了 Well, I don't think we will be much longer.
爸 别这样 Dad, come on.
我不想像你妈去世那样 欠下一大笔账 I don't want to run up a-a stack of bills like when Mom died.
都没办法让你上大学 Y-You had to skip college.
你能想象我成为一名律师吗 Can you imagine me as a lawyer?
当然 那是你的梦想 Yeah. It was your dream.
你一连三个万圣节都扮成了格洛里亚·奥雷德 You went as Gloria Allred three Halloweens in a row.
律师 专为高知名度的人打官司 尤其女性当事人
我只希望你能快乐 I just want you to be happy.
感觉我的人生都是痛苦和不幸 It's been nothing but sickness and crap for too long.
我们现在还在这儿 We're still here.
一起活着 Together. Right now.
我就很开心 That makes me happy.
我不想让你一个人孤零零地活在这个世上 Oh, I hate to leave you alone.
如果你上载人生 我就不会孤单了 Well, you wouldn't if you uploaded.
我看过那广告 Oh, I've seen the commercial.
我约会了 I go on dates.
遇见了一个可能是我喜欢的人 I mean, there's a guy I might like.
好了 Okay.
现在还什么进展都没有 我们只是朋友 There's nothing yet. We're just friends.
我们算是远距离关系 It's kind of long-distance.
有多远 How long-distance?
很远很远 Long.
他是干什么的 What's he do?
计算机领域的 He's in computers.
他支持你吗 Is he there for you?
我是说 你真的可以依靠他吗 I mean, can you really count on the guy?
当然 Yeah.
我觉得可以 I think I can.
-迪兰 -迪兰 - Dylan! - Dylan!
迪兰 Dylan!
-我靠 -迪兰 - Fuck! - Dylan!
迪兰 Dylan?!
你怎么能带个孩子来这儿 How could you have brought a child here?
你脑子有问题吧 What is wrong with you?
迪兰 Dylan!
迪兰 迪兰 Dylan?! Dylan?!
迪兰 Dylan?!
那里 那里 那里 There. There, there, there. There.
你没告诉我这会很疼啊 You didn't tell me this would hurt.
想要毛发长在你想要的地方 You want hair where you were telling me,
最好别动 you better hold still.
-迪兰 我们现在得走了 -等一下 - Hey, Dylan, we got to go. Now. - In a minute.
不行 现在就走 你还可以有半个文身 No, now. You'll just have half a tattoo.
这不是文身 It's not a tattoo.
-这是青春期催化剂 -什么 - It's a puberty power-up. - A what?
这他妈是什么意思 What the hell does that mean?
只是一些让他的化身变成熟的编码 Just some code to age up his avatar.
我从顶级俄罗斯黑客那里搞到的 I got it off a top-notch Russian hacker.
下次他睡着后 Next time he falls asleep,
醒来就会有成人的器官 完成了 he'll wake up with adult parts. And... done.
太好了 我们离被抹除只有一步之遥 Great. Okay, we are one ping away from annihilation.
-快走 -600脸书天秤币 - Come on. - 600 Facebook Libras.
这讨厌的裤子 Stupid pants.
好了 Great. Okay.
看着吧 夜夜相约里的女孩会和我交朋友的 Hey, see if those Nitely girls have a friend for me!
-当保姆吗 -操你妈 - Like a babysitter? - You motherfucker!
三楼 上载室 电子烟室 低温室 骨密度诊室 出口
食堂在那边 Cafeteria's that way.
其实我想问个关于扫描仪的问题 Oh, actually, I had a question about scanners.
这些机器有没有误伤过人的记忆 Do these machines ever damage memories by accident?
从没有过 它们... Never. They're, uh...
真的很非常棒 glorious, really.
如果你把松鼠放进机器 You can watch the life of a squirrel beat for beat
你可以看到松鼠生活的一点一滴 if you put one in this machine.
倒不是说我有试过 Not that I ever have.
如果我说我恰好知道一位上载者 Uh, what if I happen to know, uh,
他的记忆损坏了呢 an upload with damaged memories?
那一定不是机器的原因 Then it wouldn't be the machine's fault.
而是设计化身的人的问题 It's always whoever designed the avatar.
那些低工资的小丑 他们总是搞砸 Those low-wage clowns, they mess up all the time.
其实 我就是制造化身的人 Well, actually, I made the avatar.
还有其他可能的原因吗 Are there any other possibilities?
某个地方的某个人 Somebody somewhere is probably...
可能是想搞鬼吧 up to some kind of fuckery.
那我可以做些什么来修复记忆吗 Well, is there anything I can do to fix the memories?
我试过记忆重装 我也得到了一些 I used .Mem Restore, and I got a couple watchable.
记忆重装 Mem Restore.
你为什么不直接把钱扔进马桶里 Why not just throw your money directly down the toilet?
唯一不是垃圾的消费者应用就是"记忆增强机" The only consumer app that isn't shit is Memboost Turbo.
我有一张下载卡 你可以拿去用 I have a download card you can use.
任何设备上都能用 It'll work on any device.
多谢 Oh, thanks.
你确定 Are you sure?
当然 刚刚是我这些年最长的一次交谈 Of course. This is the longest conversation I've had in years.
快跑 Go!
兄弟们等等我 Guys!
好了 小睡时间到 Oh. Oh, okay. Nap time.
我把他放到他自己的房间 I'll drop him off at his room.
别耽误太长时间 Don't be long.
这是你的酒店通行卡 Here's your hotel level pass
在4006层 for 4006.
我在吧台等你 Meet you at the bar.
别换你的紧身牛仔裤 And don't change out of the skinny jeans.
你看起来帅呆了 You look amazing.
得了吧 Stop.
你真这么想 You think so?
你一定精疲力尽了吧 小家伙 Yeah, you're all tuckered out, huh, buddy?
对你而言 今天经历太多了 You had a big day.
口水 口水 真恶心 Ew, ew. Drool. Drool, drool. Gross.
呸 Yuck.
好了 Okay.
然后... And, uh...
我也不知道怎么做 要这么做 对吧 I don't know. People do this, right?
来 盖上 Here you go.
太棒了 完美 This is great. Perfect.
4006层 4006.
抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry.
上载者不允许去酒店层... Uploads are not allowed on the hotel fl...
马上出发 And away we go!
好样的 Yes!
嗨 好吗 Hey. All right.
还有...这位美女 And, uh... and you
你在等我朋友 are for my friend.
要喝点什么吗 Do you want a drink?
我兄弟一会儿就到 My buddy will be here any minute.
你想跳舞吗 You want to dance?
我不想留克洛伊一个人在这儿 I don't want to leave Chloe alone.
当然 好的 Of course. Cool.
好的 Yeah.
和我聊聊 Hey, so tell me more
用你杯子的同事吧 about your coworker who uses your mug.
这简直是太疯狂了 That shit is bananas.
-就是凯伦 -天啊 - Yeah. Karen. - God.
-她就是个婊子 她... -凯伦 学会识字吧 - She's a bitch. She's... - Karen, learn to read.
-杯子上写了你的名字 -简直糟透了 - Your name's on it. - The worst.
没错 Yeah.
记忆增强完毕
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
你没告诉我你爸爸这么有钱 You didn't tell me your dad was this rich.
要不我早就求婚了 I'd have proposed by now.
我爸还很有权势 And powerful.
这个是里根总统在我爸上大学时 President Reagan gave this to my dad
美格波本威士忌
送给我爸的 when he was in college.
这是他在这个世界上最爱的东西 It's his favorite thing in the world.
当然还包括我 That's including me.
这瓶酒的年代真远 都能当我爷爷了 This bottle's old enough to be my grandfather.
他一直存着这瓶酒 等着特殊场合饮用 He was saving it for a special occasion.
欢迎诺拉
戒指驱动器
芭媞娅 Hey, um, Batia?
你动过我电脑吗 Do you ever go on my computer?
这可是个非同小可的指控 That is serious accusation.
我愿意接受测谎 I will take lie detector.
不用不用 我只是问问 Oh, you-you don't have to. I-I was just wondering
因为我感觉我好像丢失了一个文件夹里的一些文件 'cause I-I seem to have lost some files in this one folder.
我愿意接受测谎 I will take lie detector.
没人能逃过测谎仪 No one can control their skin.
嗯 Yeah.
兄弟 你在哪 Dude, where are you?
你知不知道萨沙被她老板调到一个更小的隔间去了 Did you know that Sascha got downsized to a smaller cubicle
就因为她跟她过不去 because her boss has it in for her?
因为我知道 所有的重活都是我干的 Because I do. I'm doing all the heavy lifting myself.
把理容工具放下 Grooming tools down.
我没理容 I'm not grooming.
我在拉屎 I'm taking a shit.
快点 Hurry up.
真好 Yes.
开始了 So it begins.
第一站 泳池边的美女 First stop: the ladies by the pool.
我喜欢你的风格 I like your style.
谢谢你 Yo, thank you.
需要帮忙吗 Can I help you with something?
就知道你们会跑掉 That's what I fucking thought.
天啊 Oh, dear.
也许你需要衣服盖一下 Um, uh, you may need to cover up, please?
-什么鬼 -也许这样你会更舒服些 - What the fuck? - Perhaps you'd be more comfortable...
白痴 我要去游泳 I'm going for a swim, dork.
-请... -走开 - Please, j-just... - Get off.
天使 Angel!
之后 没有任何征兆 他说 And then, with no warning, he's like,
"丽莎 卷毛白狮子狗已经病了一周了" "Leesha, the bichon frise has been sick all week."
我就回答 "当然 因为你一直喂它葡萄干巧克力" I'm like, "Yeah, 'cause you keep feeding it Raisinets."
走开 Get off!
迪兰 Dylan?
-只要... -你他妈离我远点 - Just... - Get the fuck off of me.
该死 Oh, shit.
该死 嗨 Shit. Hey.
我那么信任你 I trusted you.
她是谁 Who's this, now?
这是迪兰 This is Dylan.
-什么 -没错 - What? - Yeah.
你们去灰色地带的冒险我已经都听说了 Heard all about your little field trip to the Grey Zone.
结果就是青春期补丁是给女生用的 Turns out the puberty patch was female.
你俩搞砸了 You guys effed up.
兄弟 生物常识 Dude, biology 101.
男性染色体是"XY" 女性是"XX" It says "XX," not "XY."
我怎么会知道 How am I supposed to know?
我还以为这是雄性的缩写 I thought it just meant he's gonna be, like, extra, extra manly.
你以前没见过胸吗 Haven't you ever seen boobs before?
这是喂孩子用的 The... They're for feeding babies.
-真好吃 -长大点吧 变态 - Yummy. - Oh, grow up. Creep.
我真的很抱歉 Yikes. I'm-I'm really sorry.
这事肯定和卢克脱不了关系 This has Luke's greasy fingerprints all over it.
那个麻烦精到底去哪了 Where is that Hurt Lockin' asshole?
找到了 Found him.
他就在他不该在的地方 And he's right where he's not supposed to be.
我真的很抱歉 I'm really sorry.
-该死 -你在干什么 - Oh, fuck. - What are you doing?
你觉得我在干什么 What does it look like?
我跟你这个死人说过离我们的活人访客远一点 I told you to keep your dead ass away from our living visitors.
女士 你知道他是我们 Ma'am, do you know he's an upload
永久居民中的一位上载体吗 from our permanent resident floors?
她无所谓 她觉得这很性感 She doesn't care. She thinks that's hot.
等等 什么 你是上载体吗 Wait, what? You're an upload?
是啊 没事的 我不介意 Yeah. No, that's fine. That's totally cool.
我能应付 一点都不怪 I can totally handle that. That's not weird.
一点都不怪 That's not weird.
不怪 No, it's not weird.
能等我一小会儿吗 Will you excuse me just a min...
给我滚回楼上去 Get your ass back upstairs.
那么你想亲热一下吗 So, do you want to, you know, make out?
格雷格 吃晚饭了 Greg, dinner!
妈 马上来 Coming, Ma!
就是在和死人玩呢 Just fucking with some dead people.
为什么 Wh-Wh... Why?
你这样可真是混蛋 Well, this was the move of a true douchebag.
我知道 对不起 I know. I'm sorry.
对不起 哥 姐们 I'm sorry, dude... ette.
可怜的孩子 Poor kid.
迪兰 我们都知道性别是个范围 Dylan, we all know that gender's a spectrum,
如果这是你想告诉我们 so if this is your way of, you know, telling us
这个身体更符合你的自我认知 that this body is more in line with your identity inside,
这也很棒 that-that is just great.
我们俩都支持你 And I'm sure we both support you.
-当然 完全支持 -不 - Yes, of course. 100%. - No.
我知道这不是我 I can tell this is not me.
请问你能把我变回去吗 Can you just change me back, please?
可以 但是我得花几个小时重新编程 Okay. But it's gonna take me hours to reprogram,
你确定吗 so are you sure?
是的 我确定 Yeah, I'm sure.
好吧 Right.
下次我得把你托付给真正的成年人 Well, next time, I'll leave you with real grown-ups.
你爸爸怎么样了 见鬼 Oh, how's your dad? Fuck.
真是顺利 Smooth.
最糟糕的绝对就是那帮色鬼盯着我看 Those golfers staring at me was definitely the worst part.
是啊 我能想象 Yeah, I can imagine.
很多女孩肯定也有过这种感觉 I bet a lot of girls feel that way sometimes, too.
男人只对她们的身体感兴趣 You know, when guys are only interested in their bodies.
大家都希望别人把自己当成一个人 I guess everybody wants to be treated like a person.
是啊 Yeah.
该死 我错过了你的奶子吗 Oh... fuck, I missed your titties?
大堂里的人都在谈论呢 They're the talk of the lobby.
这样说可不好 哥们 Hey, not cool, man.
抱歉 是我的错 Oh. Sorry. My bad.
他们为什么要把我的程序编得这么饥渴 Why do they have to program me so horny?
我相信他们要是能去掉 肯定早就去掉了 I'm sure they'd remove it if they could.
那为什么要把天使们搞得这么性感 Then why make our angels so freaking hot?
我的天使那腿我可以玩一年 Mine has legs that just won't quit.
我只当了几个小时的女人 You know, I was only a woman for a couple of hours,
但你这话太侮辱人了 but that's demeaning.
要是你没有腿 I bet when you didn't have legs,
我打赌你肯定不愿意别人只盯着你的腿看 you didn't want that to be the only thing people noticed about you.
好吧 政治正确小警察 Okay, PC Police.
等你修好了我再回来找你 I'll come back when you're fixed.
我也许身体只是12岁的小孩 You know, I may still only have a 12-year-old's body,
但我比卢克成熟多了 but I'm more mature than Luke.
绝对地 Definitely.
但你这标准也太低了 孩子 But that's a pretty low bar, kid.
给乔什·皮策打电话 Call Josh Pitzer.
你好 皮策先生 Hello, Mr. Pitzer.
我想确认一下五点要开会 Just confirming we're still on for 5:00.
这是你第三次打电话确认了 This is the third time you've called to confirm.
没有取消 We're still on.
两分钟后见 I'll see you in two minutes.
卡韦尔投资的乔什·皮策参加圣地亚哥七月举办的代码中断大会
车 Car?
车 你在干什么 Car, what-what are you doing?
停下 停下 Stop. Stop.
听我的话 Obey me!
搞什么 The heck?
这是什么声音 What's that noise?
我们开在木头上吗 We're on wood?
不不不 车 No, no, no. Car.
车 Car.
车 停下 Car, stop!
谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
行人优先
快打求救电话 Call for help.
好吗 给妈妈打电话 Okay? Call your mom.
我的车出问题了 Something is wrong with my car, okay?
听到了吗 快打求救电话 Did you hear me? Call for help.
不不不 Yeah. Or... No, no, no.
别走 该死 Don't move. Damn it!
不 No!
停下 Stop!
等等 不 Wait, wait! No!
停下 Stop!