-就是这吗 -对 - Is this it? - Yeah.
我以前经常跟你妈溜到这来 I used to sneak off here with your mom.
彻夜长谈 Talk all night...
讨论工作 宇宙 about work, the universe,
组建家庭 building a family.
上面说什么 What's this say?
科技巨头将下载事故归咎于拉兹
-他们总怪在拉兹头上 -好了 - They always blame the Ludds. - Okay.
-冷静点 -这是极大的误导 - Calm down. - It's the great misdirect.
问题不是资本主义 The problem isn't capitalism's
与大数据的邪恶联盟 不是 unholy alliance with big data, no.
而是那些想种植私有蔬菜的可怜怪胎 It's those poor weirdos who want to grow private vegetables.
拜伦 今晚想过来吗
抱歉 Oh, sorry.
收到一条短信 I got a text.
死去的那家伙吗 The dead guy?
死去的那家伙有名字 内森 Okay, the dead guy has a name... Nathan.
并且不是 And, no.
这是我最近约会的人 It's this guy I've kind of been seeing.
不怎么认真 Casually.
拜伦 Byron.
拜伦 Byron?
我喜欢这名字 I like the sound of that.
听上去很有活力 Sounds very living.
内森有他的魅力 Hey, Nathan has his charm.
你有没有想过 你喜欢死去的内森 You ever think the reason why you like Dead Nathan
是因为你看过他所有的记忆 is because you've seen all of his memories?
-也许吧 -我敢说如果你花时间 - Maybe. - I bet if you took the time
问活着的拜伦一些真正的问题 to ask Alive Byron some real questions,
你会发现他的闪光点 you'd find out some great stuff about him.
随便一说 Just saying.
回复拜伦 Reply to Byron.
今晚不行 Can't tonight.
明晚好好约会一次怎么样 Real date tomorrow night?
今晚不行 明晚好好约会一次怎么样
好吧 Okay.
好吧
你的避孕套尺寸为中等 Your condom size is medium.
我要买大号的 Yeah, I'm gonna take the large.
避孕套尺寸存在争议 Condom size dispute.
第四货道 Aisle four.
上载新生 第一季 第六集
早上好 内森舅舅 Morning, Uncle Nathan.
你怎么到这的 你不是应该在学校吗 How did you get in here? Aren't you supposed to be in school?
对 Yeah.
但我们今天有代课老师 But we have a sub today.
我们要看一个关于雨林的虚拟现实展示 We're supposed to be watching a VR about the rainforest.
很高兴见到你 孩子 It's nice to see you, kiddo.
大家都怎么样 How is everybody?
很好 不过大家都在找弗兰 Good, but everybody's looking for Fran.
她本应该昨晚去见薇芙外婆的 She was supposed to meet Grandma Viv last night
但她一直没出现 but she never showed up.
她可能只是又被困在密室了 She probably just got stuck in another escape room.
英格丽说要让我去她家过夜 来帮忙 And Ingrid offered to take me for a sleepover to help out.
我应该去吗 Should I go?
今晚吗 W... Uh, tonight?
对 你绝对应该去 Yeah, you should definitely go.
真的吗 Should I?
嗯 我这样觉得 Yeah, I think so.
但真的吗 But should I?
听着 会有很多好吃的 会很好玩的 Look, the food will be great, it'll be fun.
好吧 也许不至于好玩 会很有趣 Okay, maybe not fun; it'll be interesting.
好吧 Fine.
但是别让她把你头发拉直 好吗 Just don't-don't let her straighten your hair, okay?
好的 Okay.
-你想见见我的天使吗 -好啊 - Hey, you want to meet my angel? - Sure.
天使 Angel.
这位小可爱是谁啊 Who is this cute lady?
这是我外甥女内薇娅 This is my niece Nevaeh,
我正严格监督她 who I am adequately supervising.
诺拉 Yo, Nora!
紧急员工会议 Emergency staff meeting.
你的小孩就会长这样吗 Is this what your kid would look like?
好样的 妹子 Thumbs up, girl.
快走 Go. Shoo.
加油啊 Go for it.
得走了 Well, got to run.
-拜 内薇娅 -拜 - Bye, Nevaeh. - Bye.
-精灵耳 -好了 快松手 - Elf ears. - Okay, put them back.
-快松手 -好了 这次真走了 - Put them back. - Okay. Bye for real.
天啊 Ow. My God.
我希望我能去她家过夜 I wish I could have a sleepover with her.
-是啊 -她很漂亮 - Yeah. - She's pretty.
她开滤镜了吗 Did she have any filters on?
不 那真是她 No, that's actually her.
我在我葬礼上见过她 她就那么可爱 I saw her at my funeral; she's that cute.
不过发型不同 Different hair, though.
你喜欢她 Oh, you like her.
等等 你能亲她吗 Wait, can you kiss her?
还是那样做会进湖景监狱 Or would you, like, go to Lakeview jail?
不 我不会亲她的 No. I wouldn't kiss her, okay?
她说我的天使 我们是朋友 She's my angel and we're friends.
再说还有英格丽 And-and Ingrid,
当然了 of course.
顺便提一句 男厕所的第三个隔间堵了 Just FYI, the third stall in the men's room is clogged,
还有女厕所的第二个隔间也堵了 and the second stall in the women's room is clogged,
根据这些你们自行选择服务区域 so choose your stalls accordingly.
还有 阿丽莎 Also, Aleesha,
最近关于你的投诉越来越多了 there have been more complaints about you.
谁 是那个住在10662号房的婊子吗 Who, the bitch in 10662?
我记得10662住的是个男人 I think it's a man who lives in 10662.
没错 叫卢克·克罗斯利 Oh, yes. It's Luke Crossley.
对 他就是个婊子 Yeah, he's a bitch.
好吧 他也是个退伍军人 Okay. Well, he's also a veteran.
你只要表现得专业就够了 You just be a professional.
这是我们付你工资的原因 That's what we're paying you for.
可是你们付得不够 You ain't paying me enough.
另外 我们最近有 Also, we are having
诺基亚塔可钟的推广 a promotion from Nokia Taco Bell.
虚拟的戈迪塔脆饼 It's the virtual Gordita Crunch.
金主给了我们一大笔钱让你们推广它 We're getting a lot of money for you to push this item.
你们都会收到戈迪塔脆饼的推广文案 You'll all be receiving a Gordita Crunch script.
不要偏离戈迪塔脆饼的文案 Do not deviate from the Gordita Crunch script
这是数以百计个小时的研发成果 as hundreds of man-hours have been spent
还有调查显示 developing it, and research shows
越年轻的人越乐意 that younger people are more willing
尝试新牌子 所以诺拉 to try new brands, so, Nora...
诺拉 你在哪 Nora, where is...
诺拉在哪里 Where is Nora?
诺拉 Nora.
原来 她在这儿 Oh, there she is.
向那个叫麦克纳德的男孩使劲宣传一下 Really push 'em on that McNadd boy.
向他推广高利润的美式快餐 明白了 Push the high-profit fast food on the child, got it.
对 因为孩子是我们的未来 Yeah, 'cause the kids are our future.
但这些孩子不是 阿丽莎 Not these kids, Aleesha.
他们死了 These kids are dead.
画得不错 布拉德 Ah, looking good, Brad.
谢谢夸奖 内森 Oh, thank you, Nathan.
-这怎么样 -嗯 这样好多了 - How's that? - Oh, that's better.
嗨 早上的员工会议还顺利吗 Oh. Hey. How was your morning staff meeting?
获益匪浅 Illuminating.
对了 你尝过戈迪塔脆饼了吗 Hey, have you ever tried a Gordita Crunch?
拜托 Please.
我觉得你是时候试试墨西哥脆饼了 Well, I think it's time you got your crunch on.
好...好的 Oh. Okay.
可能 晚点吧 Um, yeah, maybe later.
新鲜又美味 极致梦幻的戈迪塔脆饼 Fresh and delicious, the Gordita Crunch
让你忍不住嘎吱嘎吱大吃一口 is a flavor fantasy that'll have you howling
好吃到让你对着月亮嚎叫 at the moon after one crazy, crunchy, chewy chomp.
-你没事吧 -不好意思 - Are you okay? - Sorry.
我今天要完成十次推广 I have a quota of ten of these pitches today.
-小技巧 说"快进" -快进 - hint, say "Speed up." - Speed up.
谁会不想试试挤满香辣牧场沙拉酱的塔可 Who doesn't want a tasty taco with spicy ranch sauce
1倍速
热腾腾胖乎乎的戈迪塔脆饼里面塞满了 nestled inside a piping hot puffy Gordita,
1.5倍速
精心搭配的三种混合芝士和咸味的... loving layered with a three-cheese blend and savory...
2.5倍速
4倍速
16倍速
真正的猛男塔可 This is one macho taco.
现在就嚼我
稍后再嚼
我还是不怎么想吃 但是这个广告印象深刻 Still don't want one, but that was damn impressive.
你的小侄女真惹人喜欢 Hey. Your niece is adorable.
是的 她很可爱 Oh, yeah, she's a cutie.
她很喜欢你 She loved you.
我打算等下再回来这里看日落 Look, I was gonna come back out here later and watch the sunset.
如果你想来 If you want to come
再做几次戈迪塔的推广 and knock out a couple more Gordita pitches,
我想我应该还是会很乐在其中的 I feel like I could still probably enjoy myself.
事实上我今晚要早点下班 I'm actually leaving a little early tonight.
是吗 有个热辣约会 Oh, yeah? You got a hot date?
是的 Well, yeah.
我倒是不确定热不热辣 I-I mean, I don't know how hot.
就只是 一起去餐厅吃个晚餐 It's just, um, having dinner at a restaurant.
挺好的 Neat.
那我 晚点再听你的广告 Well, I'll-I'll crunch you later.
湖景 仅限会员
你在涡流浴缸里干什么 What are you doing in the whirlpool bath?
请勿打扰 有多远走多远 Unneeded. Fly away.
请问这个豪华水疗护理你付过钱了吗 Did you pay for this luxury spa treatment?
肯定付了 不然我还能待在这里吗 I must have; otherwise, how could I be here?
放屁 Bullshit.
别以为你能瞒天过海 I figured out your little scam.
先下单免费的水 再骑着服务员进来 Order free water, and ride the waitstaff in.
为什么你总是想着怎么迫害我 Why are you persecuting me?
因为你一毛钱都没花 Because you don't buy anything.
我的主管还一刻不停的盯着我 And my supervisor's up my ass.
不是我的错 这个狗屎系统太容易被黑 It's not my fault this shit's so easy to hack.
好吧 你想玩是吗 Okay, you want to play?
你以为你握住了我的把柄 You think you got something on me
因为我必须遵守员工准则 becauseI have to follow the rules.
但是你想不到吧 But guess what.
我可以把系统静音 你这个贱人 I muted the system, you goofy bitch,
现在我的地盘要遵守我的规则 so now we play by my rules.
吓到我了 Oh, scary.
希望规则里包括给我无限量免费的戈迪塔 I hope your rules include me getting unlimited free Gorditas.
你这只被宠坏的狗吃过的东西比我见过的都多 You spoiled shits have more food than I've ever seen.
现在就给我 Crunch me this instant.
不 根据我的日志记录 Nope. According to my log,
我已经给过你免费戈迪塔 I've already given you a free Gordita,
还看着你吃完了 and watched you eat it.
不 你没有 你个骗子 去你的 No, you didn't, you liar. Fuck you.
我要放进我的"中指骂人"的文件 That's going in my "Fingers and dicks" file.
把我中指还给我 Give me back my fuck-you finger!
等你态度好一点再给你 When you improve your attitude.
-好吧 -你在干什么 - All right. - What are you doing?
妈的 Shit.
我会抓到你的 卢克 I'm gonna get you, Luke!
我要... I'm gonna...
天使 Angel.
怎么样 小玩家 What up, playa-playa?!
不知道跳出来的会是谁 Wasn't sure who I'd get.
是在下 Boom.
好 你想坐下看看日落吗 Cool. You want to hang out and watch the sunset?
你是说和你一起吗 What you mean, like... like with you?
不 不是和我一起 No, not like... Not with me.
就是我们俩 Just, you know, the two of us.
两个玩家 Two... two playas.
算了 你请走吧 Never mind. Please go.
我要走了 Yeah, I'm-a head out.
-但是你会给五星好评吧 -好吧 - Hey, five stars, though, right? - Yeah, fine.
沉住气 Keep it cool.
阿西莫夫
你姓蒂特利吗 So your last name is Titley?
不是吧 Seriously?
是的 Yeah.
你是哪里人 So, where are you from?
这个嘛 Well...
看情况 It depends.
更重要的是我要去哪 It's more about where I'm going, you know?
我喜欢追随梦想 I like to follow my dreams.
你有什么梦想 What are your dreams?
和儿童有关的 还有赚大钱 Well, something involving kids and making a shit ton of money.
我在史丹顿岛的纽约市立大学 I majored in child psychology
念的是数据挖掘和儿童心理学 and data mining at CUNY Staten Island.
我以为 I thought...
这个地方会更好 this place would be better.
大众点评网上说这里适合约会 It said "Good for dates" on Yelp.
去他的大众点评网 I mean, fuck Yelp.
找到好东西了吗 老爸
你 What is...
对你母亲最早的记忆是什么 your earliest memory of your mom?
真深奥 Deep.
和她一起做手指绘画 Finger painting with her.
把颜料弄在她头发上 Getting paint in her hair.
然后一起洗澡 And then, we took a bath together.
詹米·阿帕兹 Jamie Arpaz.
不是吧 No way.
看看谁终于决定接电话了 Look who finally decided to pick up.
抱歉 我现在不方便说话 Sorry, I-I can't talk right now.
你在开董事会吗 你变身埃隆了[贝宝创始人] No, you in a board meeting? You going full Elon now?
绝对不可能 你知道我的 Never. You know me.
好吧 Well...
皮策不在 会议不能开始 再打给他 We can't start this meeting without Pitzer. Try him again.
抱歉 兄弟 我要挂了 Sorry, dude. I got to go.
等等 Wait...
该死的 Damn it.
总之 我和他说了没有股息 Anyway, I told him the dividends weren't there.
我一直告诉他 他不相信我 I kept telling him that. He wouldn't believe me.
现在他只花钱而不赚钱 And now he's spending money instead of making it.
真是个傻子 What an idiot.
太好吃了 This is so good.
什么 What?!
亲爱的 这是骨头 Honey, that's a bone.
产鸡肉的动物体内有骨头 The animal that chicken comes from has them.
我知道 我只是从来没咬到过 I knew that. I just never bit one.
你为什么不试试整个吞下去呢 Why don't you try swallowing them whole?
里面有糖 There's candy on the inside.
鲁比 不是每个人都买得起未打印的食物的 Ruby, not everyone can afford unprinted food.
工作怎么样 老爸 How's work, Dad?
合并不会有太大影响 Well, the merger shouldn't really affect much.
如果我们同意撤资 If we come to terms with the divestment,
就会一帆风顺 it will be smooth sailing.
抱歉如果你听不懂的话 英格丽 I'm sorry if I'm losing you, Ingrid.
我已经尽量简化了 I tried to dumb it down as much as I could.
不用 我听得懂 No, I'm following fine.
只是没兴趣罢了 It's just not interesting.
有一天我在威尼斯遇到卡特 So I ran into Carter in Venice the other day,
他问起了你 and he was asking about you.
你知道他离婚了吧 You know he's divorced now, right?
所以如果你减掉几磅的话 可能还有机会 So another option maybe, if you lose a few.
你知道他把人乳头状瘤病毒传给格温了吧 You know he gave Gwen HPV, right?
而且我现在和内森在一起 And I'm with Nathan.
我们知道 We know.
这里面也有骨头吗 Are there bones in this, too?
没有 亲爱的 No, sweetie.
听说内森是戴维•乔克的邻居 I understand Nathan is a neighbor of David Choak.
也许他终于学到一些做生意的技巧 Maybe he'll finally learn something about business.
上载体还是不能工作 老爸 Uploads still can't work, Daddy.
你这月收到霍里森的账单了吗 Did you get your Horizen bill this month?
他花了你多少钱 How much is he costing you?
没你的肉毒杆菌贵 老妈 Less than you spend on Botox, Mom.
你是说没我花在她的肉毒杆菌贵吧 You mean less than I spend on her Botox?
如果你不付账单 要你有什么用 Well, if you didn't pay the bills, what good would you be?
你们总是这样说话吗 Do you guys always talk to each other like this?
-怎么说 -刻薄相对 - Like how? - Crazy mean.
还真是 I guess we do.
挺好玩的 对吗 It's kind of fun, right?
不过讲真 孩子是未来 For real, though, children are the future.
周末的时候我在Y做志愿者 I volunteer at the Y on weekends,
教小孩 激励他们 teaching kids and inspiring them.
你教他们什么 What do you... what do you teach them?
如果你看到一样你想要的东西 If you see something you want, anything,
别让任何人告诉你你不能拥有它 don't let anyone tell you that you can't have it.
什么 What...?
万一是属于另一个小孩的呢 What if it belongs to another kid?
那我就会告诉他们 别做贝塔 Yeah, then I just tell them, "Do not be a Beta."
做阿尔法 Be an Alpha.
谢谢你过来看我 内森 Thanks for coming by to check in on me, Nathan.
感冒可不好玩 Having a cold is no fun.
你为什么要额外付钱受罪 Why are you paying extra for this?
一分钟要一美元 Isn't it, like, a dollar a minute?
当你在这里待久了 Well, when you've been here a little longer,
你会发现不好玩其实挺好玩的 you'll see that having no fun can be kind of fun.
我的鼻子就像现实生活一样塞住了 My nose is actually stuffed up, just like real life.
扎克 你的茶里要价蜂蜜吗 Zach, you want some honey in your tea?
要 谢谢 Yes, please.
给 Here you go.
-太好了 -可怜虫 - Oh, yes. - Aw, poor thing.
打喷嚏
你能 Um, could you?
天 Geez.
吐出来 Spit 'em out!
干什么 没空 What? Occupied!
停止咀嚼 Cease crunching!
操你妈 Fuck you!
谢谢你 我的"手指和鸡巴"文件夹爆满 Thank you! My "Fingers and dicks" File is bulging.
你什么时候开始要鸡巴了 When do you start taking dicks?
没有手指的时候 When there's no more fingers.
脚趾呢 你跳过了脚趾 What about toes? You're skipping toes!
内森是你叔叔 对吗 Nathan's your uncle, right?
妈妈说他就是海绵 Mommy says he's nothing but a sponge.
她咀嚼声这么大应该听不到你说话 I don't think she can hear you with all that chewing she's doing.
-这里有位进食者 -内薇娅 你有什么计划 - We have an eater. - So, Nevaeh, what's the plan?
你要怎么长大 飞黄腾达 How are you gonna grow up to be successful
-好让你能每晚这样吃饭 -不知道 - so you can eat like this every night? - I don't know.
-不知道 -跟我们英格丽一样 - "I don't know"? - Just like our Ingrid.
嘴里含着东西说话 没有未来 Talks with her mouth full and doesn't have a future.
至少我不是个老婊子 At least I'm not an old bitch.
我是做销售的 做得很好 I'm in sales, guys, and doing well.
-看看能坚持多久吧 -内森肯定希望能坚持下去 - We'll see how that sticks. - I'm sure Nathan hopes it does.
谁准备吃甜点了 Okay, who's ready for dessert?
我做了焦糖布丁 I made crème caramel.
不了 谢谢 Ew. No, thank you.
不要 No.
我要一点 Yeah, I'll have some.
这晚餐太棒了 This whole dinner was really amazing.
谢谢 内薇娅 有人感激真好 Thanks, Nevaeh. It's nice to be appreciated.
你可以把我的给小猪 You can give mine to the little piggy.
知道吗 滚 Okay, you know what? Get out.
-请离开 -什么 - Please leave! - What?
全都出去 All of you out my door now!
我和内薇娅要开始玩了 Let Nevaeh and I start our sleepover.
-快走 -爸爸 听听她跟我们说话的口气 - Go! Go! - Daddy, listen to how she's talking to us.
-不 -滚出去 - Oh, no. - Get out.
现在谁是婊子 英格丽 Who's the bitch now, Ingrid?
我们来做个一样的发型吧 Let's do our hair the same.
讲真 你不害怕 Okay, for real, though, aren't you scared
-跟鬼一起工作吗 -别叫他们鬼了 - of working with ghosts? - Stop calling them ghosts.
-他们不是鬼 -但他们不是活的 对吗 - They're not ghosts. - But they're not alive, right?
他们也没死 They're not dead, either.
我想了很多 You know, I've given this a lot of thought.
有些我有过的最棒的对话就是... And some of the best conversations I've ever had are...
我请客 It's on me.
棒 阿尔法 Yes! Boom. Alpha.
谢谢 Thanks.
接下来是什么 So, where to next?
你是说去你家还是我家吗 Uh, you mean your place or mine?
不 我指接下来聊什么 No, like, more of the talking part?
你觉得 Do you think
要是我们了解对方 或许性爱能更激烈吗 that maybe sex could be hot later if we knew each other?
会让它变得更有趣 Like, it would make it more interesting somehow?
我也不知道 我听上去就像是个变态 I don't know. I sound like a complete pervert.
不 这... No, that's...
听上去挺好的 That sounds nice.
我觉得很酷 I think it's cool
你想增进对我的了解 you want to learn more about me.
现在你让我更像变态了 Okay, now you're making me sound like a real creep.
没有 No.
戈迪塔脆饼 Gordita Crunch?
第一块免费 First one's free!
-不要 -你确定吗 - No. - Are you sure?
-确定 -确定要戈迪塔脆饼 - Yes. - Yes to the Gordita Crunch?
-不 -你不确定 - No. - No, you're not sure?
-是的 -好 那就来一个 - Yes. - All right. Get your crunch on!
什么 不要 Wha... I... no...
冰冷 Ice-cold.
天使 Angel?
算了 Oh, never mind.
哥们 Dude.
做梦吧 连指手套 Dream on, Mittens.
你知道你要是道歉的话 手指就能回来的吧 You know you can get 'em back if you just say "Sorry."
好吧 我很抱歉你这么讨人厌 Fine. I'm sorry you're such a fart.
好 Okay.
你是不是 Dude, did you just...?
-是的 -天使总监 - Yup. - Angel supervisor?
等等 不要 我能解决 我能解决 Wait. No, no, no. I can fix it. I can fix it.
给 Here you go.
蛋蛋再下面点 Balls below, please.
谢谢 Thank you.
你好 Hi.
先生 这位天使有强迫 Uh, sir, is this angel forcing you
你做你不想做的事吗 to do something you don't want to do?
没有 No. No, no.
让我看看你的手 Let me see your hands.
他的手指呢 Where are his fingers?!
天使 该死的 这么做可是要被开除的 Angel, goddamn it! This is a fireable offense.
等等 如果她道歉我就不会起诉 Wait. I won't press charges if she says she's sorry.
我道歉 Me apologize?
你得寸进尺了吧 N... that's too far.
给客户道歉 天使 Apologize to the client, angel.
他很通情达理了 He is being very reasonable!
他 我 什么 He... I... What?!
他 你 He... You...
你是 我 我 You're the... I... I...
整到你了 Gotcha!
别担心 我们没事 Don't worry about it. We're cool.
这就是我们之间的游戏 It's just a game we play.
互相整对方 Busting each others' balls.
-真的吗 -嗯 我在军队里学的 - For real? - Yeah, I got it from the Army.
我们总是互相开玩笑 美好时光啊 We always fucked with each other. Good times.
这位天使挺好的 如果你们要评选 This angel's cool. If you got some kind of
月度员工之类的话 Employee of the Month thing...
我们没有 不搞这种评选 No, we don't. We don't do that.
你可以给她小费 I mean, you could tip her.
算了 Mm... nah.
换我我也不会 No, I wouldn't, either.
这里到这里的肌肉叫什么 What is that muscle from there to there?
-这里 对 -那个吗 斜方肌 - There. Yeah. - That? Oh. Trapezius.
我喜欢 I like it.
-我读不懂你心思 -读懂我心思 对吗 - I cannot figure you out. - Figure me out, can you?
拿去 Here.
谢谢 不用担心 Thanks. And don't worry.
我赢了这场战役 但你也会输掉战争 I won this battle, but you will also lose the war.
走着瞧 We'll see.
操 Oh, fuck.
-就是这了 -好酷 - This is it. - Wow. This is dope.
露西还在吗 Is Lucy still here?
她刚走 我还能继续做天使 Oh, she just left. And I live to angel another day.
-这位是 -你好 - Who is this? - What's up?
我是拜伦 她的约会对象 I am Byron, her date.
他想看看我工作的地方 He wanted to see where I worked.
疯狂的一晚 Crazy night.
你们玩得开心 Okay. Well, you two have fun.
嗯 Yeah.
在露西的办公桌上做 Fuck on Lucy's table.
这是我的桌子 Um, uh, well, this is my desk.
好神奇 Ooh, this is wild.
我能看一个人吗 Can I, can I see one?
他们多半都睡了 I mean, they're probably all asleep.
这个呢 Oh, what about this guy?
看样子他还没睡 Looks like he's up.
好吧 Okay.
他看上去很真实 He looks so real.
他是真的 He is real.
他在画画 Look, he's doing a little painting.
你都死了 为什么还画 It's like, "Dude, why? You're dead."
死人画画 Dead man painting.
等下 你能把这打印出来吗 Wait, can you print that out?
我想把它贴在我的冰箱上 'Cause I would love to put that on my fridge.
你有份很古怪的工作 Okay, so you have a really weird job.
你想离开 Would you like to get out of here
去我家吗 and go back to my place?
那个 我刚想起 我还有工作没完成 Actually, I just realized, I'm so behind on work stuff,
所以我想我会留下来 so I think I'm gonna stay here
搞定其中一部分 and just try to get through some of it.
改天再约 Rain check?
-好的 -好 - Okay. - Okay.
认识你很开心 诺玛 It was nice getting to know you, Norma.
我知道你叫诺拉 And I know your name's Nora.
那是昵称 我加上了"嗯" That's a nickname. I added the "Mmm"
因为你真的很好 because you're "Mmm-mmm" Good.
回头见 I'll see you later.
需要更多东京蓝 Needs more Tokyo blue.
别看 还没画完 Don't look at it, it's not finished.
你的约会怎么样 How was your date?
现在10点半 我在工作 所以 Well, it's 10:30, and I'm at work, so...
所以是非常好了 So, really good.
我一直想问 你的办公室是什么样的 Hey, I've been meaning to ask, what's your office look like?
很多砖 一些油毯 Well, it's a lot of brick, some linoleum.
我感觉我身临其境了 Wow, I feel like I'm there.
你该写小说 You should write novels.
我还能说什么 就是个办公室 What do you want from me? It's an office.
真是个奇怪的问题 I mean, what a weird question.
接吧 Pick it up.
-你好 -嘿 - Hello? - Hey.
你是谁 你怎么有我号码的 Who is this?! How'd you get this number?!
如你所见 办公室空荡荡的 Well, as you can see, the office is deserted.
如果你现在呼唤天使 So, if you said "Angel now,"
会有一个来自芬兰或者肯尼亚的外包天使出现 you would get an outsourced one from Finland or Kenya.
你的桌子在哪 Where's your desk?
这就是我工作的地方 Uh, this is... where I work.
阿丽莎坐我旁边 And Aleesha sits next to me.
等等 谁 Uh, wait. Who?
该死 Oh, shit, uh,
就是那个高个的名字 that's the tall one's name.
卢克的天使 Luke's angel.
那是谁 Wait, who's that?
那是我前夫 卡尔 That's my ex-husband, Carl.
-什么 -他下个月出狱 - What? - He gets out of prison next month.
逗你的 是我爸 Kidding. It's my dad.
我老板在那上面 My boss works up there...
过去就是休息室 and that's the break room through there.
很烂 It's pretty shitty.
太美妙了 It's fantastic.
什么 Wait, what?
现实世界 太棒了 The real world. It's amazing.
得了吧 Okay, please.
这才叫棒 This... is amazing.
好美 Beautiful.
我们在洛杉矶从来看不到星星 We never get to see the stars in L.A.
因为光污染 'cause of all the light pollution.
纽约也一样 Same in New York.
在这能看到真好 It's nice we get to see them here.
薄荷片最棒了 对吗 Mint chip is the best, huh?
那是内森的最爱 That was Nathan's favorite.
我真的很像他 I really miss him.
我真的 我也是 I know. Me, too.
来 Here.
我有个惊喜 I have a surprise.
马上回来 I'll be right back.
这是给你的 This is for you.
是他的 It was his.
他死的那晚我偷偷回了他的车上 I snuck back into his car the night that he died
打开优先乘坐者 to turn on "Prioritize Occupant."
虽然并没有作用 Not that it made any difference.
总之 Anyway...
我拿走了 这样回家的时候就能戴上了 I grabbed it so I could wear it on the way home.
我想要把它给你 And I, uh... I want you to have it.
你觉得内森寂寞吗 Do you think Nathan's lonely?
如果是我的话肯定会很寂寞 I'd be so lonely.
我能跟你说个秘密吗 Hey, can I tell you a secret?
你得答应我不说出去 You have to promise to keep it,
因为我可能会因此陷入麻烦 'cause it could get me in a lot of trouble.
当然 Yeah, of course.
但是 他们不是会录下我们所有对话吗 But, I mean, is it really a secret
还能算秘密吗 if they record all our conversations anyway?
他们不能录下一切 你得打开按钮才行 They can't record everything. You have to turn a button on.
但是以防万一 But just in case.
是关于你的记忆 It's about your memories.
我发现 I found out
你的记忆在扫描完后出现了损坏 they were damaged after your scan.
有一部分 And some of them
在我带回家后从我电脑上被删除了 were deleted from my computer after I took them home.
你带回了家 You took them home?
为了修复它们 So I could try and fix them.
你发现了什么 What'd you find?
你即将和你的朋友詹米 You were about to sell something called
卖出一个叫做超越的东西 "Beyond" With a friend, Jamie.
你不同意卖掉它 And you disagreed about selling it.
你对此有印象吗 Does any of this ring a bell?
有一点 I mean, a little.
我觉得 I think...
我觉得你的遭遇不是意外 I think what happened to you wasn't an accident.
嗯 戴维·乔克认为我是被谋杀的 Yeah, David Choak thinks I was murdered.
不管我当时在研究什么 那很重要 That whatever I was working on was big.
有没有可能詹米对我的车动了手脚 I mean, is it possible Jamie did something to my car?
人人都说自动驾驶汽车不会出车祸 Everyone says that self-driving cars don't crash,
但是 那很荒谬 对吗 but... I mean, that's crazy, right?
我不知道 I don't know.
可一切看上去都很古怪 But it all seems really freaky.
我们换个话题吧 Hey, let's change the subject.
-好吗 -好的 - Okay? - Yeah. Yeah.
嗯 Yeah.
换个跟谋杀无关的话题 Yeah, maybe something non-murder related.
你想聊什么 Whatcha got?
你是我在这最喜欢的人 You're my favorite person here.
嗯 Yeah.
我们的关系很融洽 We, uh, have a really nice friendship.
我只是 I just...
当你在身边的时候 我感觉更乐观 I feel more optimistic when you're around.
我很开心你今晚回来了 I'm really glad you came back tonight.
并不是 Not that...
我并没有祈祷你的约会失败 not that I was rooting for your date to fail,
但我说实话 but I'm being honest.
我是有点吃醋 I did get a little jealous.
你还好吗 You okay?
对于一个洛杉矶混蛋 You know, for an L.A. Douchebag,
你是我认识的最好的洛杉矶混蛋 you're the best L.A. Douchebag I've ever met.
是吗 你还认识多少 Yeah? How many others you met?
你是我认识的唯一一个 You're my one and only.
醒醒 骚货 Wake up, ho!
诺拉 Nora!
搞什么 What the fuck?!