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你会喜欢我的新地方的 You're gonna love my new place.
我捡了个便宜 因为上一任住客死了 I got a sweet deal because the previous occupant died
被发现时遗体已经腐化了 and no one found him till he liquefied.
我们能谈谈我的面试吗 Can we talk about my interview?
因为我的简历说我有设计游戏的经验 Because my résumé says I have experience in game design.
是啊 我知道 我写的 Yeah, I know. I wrote it.
但地平线公司知道我只有客服经验 Yeah, but Horizen knows I only have experience in customer service.
-我要怎样… -小朋友 你不会得到那份工作的 So how am I supposed to fake...Shorty, you're not gonna get the job.
别那样叫我 Don't call me that.
我们想让你进到信息技术层 放几个环形硬盘 We're just trying to get you on the IT floor so you can drop a few Ring Drives around.
只要有人拿起来插上 我们就可以入侵 简单直接 Somebody picks one up, plugs it in,we get access.Easy peasy.
我认为我会擅长设计 I think I'd be good at design.
冷静放松点 我的天 你要我把座椅放到睡觉模式吗 Chillax. Oh, my God.You want me to lower the seats into sleep mode?
天哪 不要 - Oh, God. God, no.
这样会很难冷静放松 It's gonna be hard to chillax like this.
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妈 那是一场疯狂的派对 每个人的食物都是完全定制的 It was a crazy party, Mom.Yeah, everyone's food was totally customized.
大卫乔克吃的是异国风情的东西 David Choak gets off on eating exotic things,
而他的甜品是 早就和恐龙一起绝种的水果 and his dessert was some fruit that went extinct with the dinosaurs.
但是 妈妈 别说我的事了 你好吗 But... Mom, enough about me. How are you doing?
嗯 租金又到期了 我没钱交 Well...the rent was due again and I didn't have it.
天哪 听我说 我很抱歉 妈妈 Oh, God.Listen to me, I'm sorry, Mom.
我不知道该怎么做 - I don't know what I'm gonna do.
我该向英格丽借些钱吗 Well, should I talk to Ingrid about a loan?
不 我们能不能别在她面前… No. Can we not have this conversation in front of...?
她没在留意 Oh. Uh, yeah. She's not paying attention.
在我们一起住之前我一直搞不懂 但她似乎经常发呆 I never really got it until we started living together, but...she just kind of zones out a lot.
你得了尿道炎 You are coming down with a UTI.
拥抱套装的使用建议是 每天最多使用六小时 Hug Suit suggested usage is maximum six hours daily.
好了 妈 别说教了 你是个马桶 好吗 Okay, Mom. Don't lecture me.You're a toilet. Okay?
你只是个马桶而已 最低级的东西 You're...You're a fucking toilet.The lowest of the low.
我会给你寄钱的 妈妈 但我在这仍然不能工作 是违法的 I'd send you money, Mom, but...I still can't work here. It's illegal.
我有个想法给你妈妈 - I have an idea for your mom.
零工经济 The gig economy.
是的 跑腿仓鼠或工作沙鼠 Yeah. Errand Hamsters or Job Gerbils
赚取订单的百分之二 有时候还有小费 make two percent on orders, plus tips, sometimes.
每次总有小费 对吧 Tip-Tips all the time. Right?
不 是的 当然 提供卓越的服务 No. Yeah, of course. For exceptional service.
工作沙鼠是做什么的 What does a Job Gerbil do exactly?
去取东西然后送给你 Uh, pick stuff up and bring it to you.
像金毛猎犬 Like a golden retriever?
金毛猎犬 Golden Retriever? Uh...
薇薇安 我怀疑你会不会 被金毛猎犬公司聘用 Viv.I doubt that you could get hired by Golden Retriever.
他们非常挑剔的 先从沙鼠开始吧 They are very selective.Start with Gerbil.
我妈妈完全没钱了 她可能会失去公寓 My mom's flat broke. She could lose the apartment.
-蟹脚 -当然要 - Crab legs. - Ooh. Yes, please.
卡内曼还欠我钱 但如果我要他还钱 Kannerman owes me money for my code, but if I ask him for it,
他会知道我找回了记忆 - he'll know I got my memories back. - Mm.
和魔鬼达成了协议 但我竟然收不到钱 I made a deal with the devil.Can't even get paid. - Yeah.
真希望我帮得上忙 我也没钱了 Wish I could help, man.I'm broke, too.
我的紫心奖只够支付食宿 My Purple Heart Grant only covers room and board.
我们需要赚点钱 We need to make some money.
完全同意 Tell me about it.
在这儿甚至无法卖血 Can't even sell our blood down here.
好吗 杨 从没留意到 二千兆中心这里有这些小窗口 What's up, Yang? Never noticed these little windows in 2Gigs before.
它们是新的 Oh, they're new.
我们本该对奢侈品流口水 让亲戚给我们升级 We're supposed to drool at the luxuries and get our relatives to upgrade us.
真残忍 来 吃个泡芙 That's cruel. Here.Have an éclair.
谢谢你的热心 - Thanks for trying.
我只想在数据用完之前偷看一下 I just wanted a peek before my data ran out.
-自由超越开张时叫醒我 -太不公平了 Wake me up when Freeyond opens, right? That's so unfair.
你会被存在备份硬盘里 而这些人 You're gonna be stored on a backup drive while these guys sit around with more data
却可以任意使用数据 than they could use in a lifetime?
服务员 我吃过印度孔雀、绿孔雀和 刚果孔雀 我需要下一种孔雀 Hey, waiter.I've had Indian, green and Congo.I need the next peacock.
对不起 先生 但您已经 尝试过所有类型的孔雀 I'm sorry, sir,but you've already tried every type of peacock.
那么 接下来是什么 Well, what's next?
-给我一只企鹅 -好的 企鹅 Bring me a penguin.P... Penguin it is.
-不要在一个地方用完它 -谢谢 内森 Don't use it all in one place.Thanks, Nathan.
我会用这些好好思考 I'm gonna think so hard with these.
我甚至可能做白日梦 I might even daydream!
好吧 Okay.
-这太棒了 -是的 感觉真的很棒 - That was awesome. - Yeah, that felt really good.
从富人那里偷东西给穷人 就像罗宾汉一样 Steal from the rich, give to the poor.That's some Robin Hood shit, man.
-那是我最喜欢的电影 -我也是 That was my favorite movie when I was a kid.Me, too.
如果我们要这样做 我就不能成为塔克修士 If we're gonna do this,I can't be Friar Tuck.
我二年级的时候剪了西瓜头 我有点像二哈 I had a bowl cut when I was in second grade,and I was a little husky.
-孩子们可能很刻薄 -哦 真可怜 Kids can be mean.Oh. Dude.
乔克的企鹅
好了 工作沙鼠 Okay. Job Gerbil,
你会假装是我 you are going to pretend to be me,
让我可以稍作休息不必装死 so that I can take a break from pretending to be dead.
拱隩、永旺还是湖景 Cove? Aeon? Lakeview?
显然是湖景 Lakeview. Obviously.
这是关于我男友的一切 'Kay, here's everything you need to know about my boyfriend.
你的简介说你教幼儿园 - Your profile said that you teach kindergarten? - Mm-hmm.
那会很有用 That might come in handy.
你就试图让他离开房间 不要和卢克那个谁 在一起 Just try and get him out of his room and away from... Luke What's-His-Name.
如果你出卖我或睡了他 我会知道的 Oh. And if you tell on me or fuck him,I will know
零颗星会是你的问题中 最轻微的 懂吗 and zero stars will be the least of your problems.OKay?
我会毁了你的生活 你明白吗 I will ruin your life.Do you understand?
这是众所周知的了 但 明白了 I mean, others have gotten there before you, but yeah.
好 还有其他问题吗 Okay, great. Any other questions?
这… Is...
是 我洗了两次 抱歉 Oh, yeah.I washed it, twice. Sorry.
只是因为你… Just 'cause your...
因为马桶刚告诉了我你的事 Just 'cause the toilet told me what happened to you and...
-别听那马桶的 -好 - Don't listen to the fucking toilet. - Well, it... Okay.
那是个该死的厕所 你是个该死的厕所 It's a fucking toilet.You're a fucking toilet!
英格丽患有酵母菌感染 请谨慎使用 Ingrid has a yeast infection.Proceed with caution.
闭嘴 Shut up.
甜蜜的家 Home sweet home.
真令人兴奋 因为我从没有女室友 This is exciting.Never had a female roommate.
或者访客 Or visitor.
伊万 什么鬼 Ivan, what the hell?
为什么你的扫地机器人穿着内裤 Why is your Roomba wearing panties?
刚添加了性爱机器人升级 Just added a couple sexbot upgrades.
没想吹牛 但她有六种做爱模式 I don't want to brag, but...she's six different kinds of fuckable.
没有比法国女仆更性感的了 对吗 - Huh. - Nothing hotter than a French maid, am I right?
给我吧 亲爱的 Give it to me, papa.
哦 宝贝 停下来 Oh, baby. Stop.
我…我接个电话 Uh, you know what? I'm getting a call.
呼叫马泰奥 Call Mateo.
我刚刚给你发了定位插针 I just sent you my location pin.
我可能会杀掉奇托特工 所以… I may end up killing Agent Cheeto.So...
嘿 你要我整理沙发吗 Oh, hey, um,do you want me to make up the couch? Or, uh,
或者我的床就在门后面 小双人床 my bed is through that door.Full size bed.
门上有锁吗 With a lock on the door?
很好 Great.
这里一个G给你 一个G给你 Here's a gig for you.And a gig for you.
这些都从哪儿来 Where did all this come from?
没有人知道 卡片上说是罗宾汉 Nobody knows.The card said "Robin Hood."
看到这么多快乐脸孔很棒吧 - It's cool to see all the happy faces, huh? - Yeah.
对 Yeah.
好想知道罗宾汉是谁 Wonder who Robin Hood is though.
抱歉 各位 我没有了 Uh, sorry, guys.I don't have any more.
好吧 我去分流 Well, then...I'm going to the torrent.
应该先让他拿的 He really should've gone first.
嗨 探员 Hi, Detective. Hi.
我能给你拿点什么吗 要饮料吗 Can I get you anything? A-a drink, perhaps?
当然 你在当值 笨露西 来点零食怎样 Oh. Of course. You're on duty! Dumb Lucy.How 'bout a snack?
不必了 我只是四处看看 I'm good.I'm just... taking a look around.
好 有需要就叫我吧 Well, you just let me know.
我们都非常愿意帮忙 嗯 是的 We're all willing to help in any way.So... yeah.
我会在办公室里 I'll just be in my office.
那是谁 Who's that guy?
他是网络犯罪探员 He is some kind of a cybercrimes detective.
显然他有搜查令可以到处看看 Apparently, he has a warrant to look around.
所以他就是在那么做 So that's... just what he's doing.
幸好我们没什么要隐瞒的 Well, it's a good thing we don't have anything to hide.
那是… That... is...
环形硬盘
正确的 correct.
帮我把这个放进储藏室 好吗 Put this in the storeroom for me, will ya?
要快 Real quick.
比那更快 Quicker than that.
你有那双长腿 好好利用它们 You got those long legs! Go ahead and use 'em!
你要做什么 What are you up to?
他是个混蛋 但这并不酷 露西 He's an asshole, but this is not cool, Lucy.
但那屁股真可爱 Cute butt though.
我在想如果在那上面 放一颗痘痘会怎样 Wonder what would happen if I put a pimple on it?
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欢迎回来 诺拉安东尼 Welcome back, Nora Antony.
谢谢 是的 已经好久了 Thanks.Yeah, it's-it's been a long time...
下一位 Next.
看看谁从神秘的放假回来了 Ah, look who is back from mysterious leave of absence.
我只是和一个男人私奔了 但没成功 I just ran away with a guy.It didn't work out.
我懂 他试图用你扯皮条吗 I can relate.He try to pimp you?
给你 请你的 Here you go.A treat.
所以现在我们要 请其他婊子们喝咖啡 So now we're buying coffee for other bitches? - What?
姑娘 我有好多话要跟你说 Girl, I got so much to tell you.
你不会相信露西在干什么 - Mm? - You will not believe what Lucy has been up to now.
有视频 There are videos.
你会让我看 对吗 Ooh. Which you will show me.Okay.
这是谁 - Who's this?
我是汀丝丽 很高兴终于见到你了 这一直都… I'm Tinsley.It's so good to finally meet you. It's, um... It's just been...
嗨 Uh, hi?
我的临时工 My temp.
我升职了
天哪 所以现在你是我的上司了 Oh. Man.So, you're my boss now?
我想我得工作了 I guess I have to do work.
是啊 确实是的 Yeah.You do though.
阿丽莎很强势 但公平 - Okay. - Aleesha's tough.But-but fair.
是啊 我学了很多 真的很棒 Yeah, I've been learning so much,and it's really great...
所以你到底去哪了 拜伦怎样了 So, where the fuck have you been? - And how's Byron? - Oh.
你懂的 Uh, you know...
他没事 He's fine.
没事 Fine?
没事 Fine.
好吧 Cool.
大黄蜂 Bumblebee, bumblebee.
你可以的 You can do this.
我们得想办法盗取更多数据 We got to figure out a way to steal more data faster.
任何能负担得起湖景的人 都有能力分享一些 I mean, anyone who can afford Lakeview can afford to share some with the 2Gigs.
我们得给那个家伙弄个鸡巴 We got to get that guy a dick.
什么 What?
甜心 嗨 Oh... sugar.Hi.
我猜你都听到了 事实上… So I guess you heard all that. And...- the thing is...
-请别泄露我们的秘密 -对 拜托 - Please don't tattle on us.Yeah. Please don't tattle on us.
绝不会 Never.
天哪 在我出卖任何人之前 我可能就得坐牢了 God, I would go to jail before I ratted somebody out.
我叔叔教过我 你这辈子拥有的 唯一东西是你的名声 My uncle taught me the only thing you have in this life is your rep...
而你若告密就会毁了它 所以… And you ruin it by snitching. So...
是我遇过的那位叔叔吗 This is the uncle I met?
是啊 同一个 Uh-huh. Yeah.Mm-hmm. Same one.
对牙医来说是很尖锐的人生哲学 但是 好吧 That is a very intense life philosophy for a dentist,but okay.
好 谢谢你 英格丽 但我们得集思广益 All right. Well, thanks for being cool, Ingrid,- but we got to brainstorm, so...
-好 -我想帮忙 - Yeah.I want to help.
我能帮得上忙的 好吗 我能帮得上忙吗 I can be helpful.Right? I-I can be helpful?
-好 -好的 - Yes. - Yeah...
开始吧 Let's do this.
嘿 姑娘 Hey, girl.
嘿 男孩们 Hey, boys.
好了 我要出去了 - 'OKay. - All right,I'm stepping out.
能做我真的太棒了 It is great being me.
好 很好 现在看大师表演吧 Okay. Pretty good.Now watch the master at work.
有点自负了吧 - Whoa. Conceited much? - Oh.
给人们他们想要的 Giving the people what they want.
下午好 女士们 Oh. Afternoon, ladies.
我似乎弄不见了我的衬衫 有人看见吗 I seem to have misplaced my shirt.Has anybody... seen it? - Whoa.
这家伙的身材真棒 对吧 Get a load of this slab of beef,- am I right, ladies?
才不 - No. Yeah.
这家伙付钱弄壮他的头像吗 - Did this guy pay to buff out his avatar?
哦 不 - Oh, no. - No?
不 你是说这是自然的 别闹了 You're telling me th-this is all-natural? Get out of town.
-他的胳膊小了一些 -她说什么 His arms are a bit small. - What'd she say?
她什么也不懂 - She doesn't know what she's talking about.
我会把这个添上黄油和果酱 这家伙够甜了 - I'd butter this biscuit, huh? Hold the jam.That man is sweet enough.
你的内森在图谋些什么 Your boy Nathan is up to something.
他不再是我的人了 Oh, he's not my boy anymore.
但我们看看到底什么情况吧 But...let's see what it is.
至少他看起来很快乐 Well, he seems happy, at least.
那里有个探员 二千兆中心有多余的数据 There's a detective here,the 2Gigs suddenly have data to spare
而内森布朗不断地到处跑 and Nathan Brown is running around like it was spring break 2028.
这情况肯定有什么不对劲 There is definitely something wrong with this picture.
进去亲眼看看呗 Jump in. See for yourself.
所以 和客户约会 是个选择吗 So, dating clients, is that an option?
嘿 你今晚去牌局吗 Hey, you going to poker night tonight?
我自己就喜欢尤卡牌战 I'm a euchre man myself.
很多钱会易手 据说是无限制的赌桌 Lots of money is gonna change hands.It says there's a no-limit table.
我真希望这个疯狂的谈话 会有限制 I wish there was a limit to this inane conversation.
你怎么笑得那样奇怪 Why are you so smiley?
因为你看 我有个4.9评分 'cause look! I-I've got a 4.9!
该死 大家一定很想我了 Man, people must've missed me.
其实 你登录了我的账户 Actually, you're logged in to my account.
你的评分怎么会比我高 How is your rating higher than mine?
每个人都喜欢新诺拉 Everybody loves New Nora.
她完全没有自信 She has no self-esteem.
天哪 等等 你在用我的头像 Oh. Man, wait, you've been using my avatar?
-是的 -这些其他的着装是怎么回事 Yes.What the hell are these other outfits?
我在想办法突显你的自然美 I was trying to find ways to...highlight your natural beauty.
对你来说除了小丑 就没有更自然 更美丽的了 Oh, and there's nothing more natural and beautiful to you than clowns?
该死的 Oh, crap.
我得走了 楼上面试 I got to go. Job...interview upstairs.
什么 A what?
说来话长 我稍后会解释 Uh, it's a long story.I'll-I'll explain later.
幸好她没看到扎着辫子的 You're lucky she ain't see the one with the braids.
是啊 谢谢你什么也没说 Yeah. Thank you for not saying anything.
我在你的部门发现了违规行为 I found some irregularities in your department.
嗯… Oh. Uh, well...
你今天有十个上传者投诉数据太慢 You had ten uploads so far today complain of slow data speed,
他们都在用无限制计划 and they're on the unlimited plan.
有人在盗取数据给二千兆中心 I think someone is stealing data and giving it to the 2Gigs.
好吧 就这些了 好 很好 Oh, wow. Okay, yeah.Is that all? Okay, great.
我在想那是不是探员在这里的原因 I wonder if that's why the detective is here today.
等等 什么 探员 -是的 Wait, what? Detective? - Uh-huh.
-警察吗 -是的 - Like... police? Yeah.
哦 靠 Oh, fuck.
上传者能不能读取真实世界的编码 Could an upload ever access code in the real world?
不能 他们甚至读不了湖景的编码 Absolutely not.They can't even access the Lakeview code.
只有信息技术和设计部能读取 Only the IT and design departments can.
是我疯了 还是这个太好玩了 Am I crazy or is this, like, super fun?
这里的事 我们三个人 Like, this right here,the three of us,
这就是乐队 各位 this is the band, you guys.
很明显 我在开玩笑 I was joking, obviously. Um...
只是个玩笑 Just a... joke.
你刚刚说的是什么呢 探员 As you were saying, Detective.
我在想他到底在挖掘什么 I wonder what he's digging around for.
看起来他对于丢失的数据 或者裸体并不感兴趣 - Doesn't seem like he cares about missing data or nudes.
裸体 Nudes?
克雷格 在还没惹麻烦之前快停下来 Ew. Craig.Stop before you get in trouble.
我想我知道数据是怎么被盗的了 I think I know how the data's being stolen.
怎样 How?
我们的一把钢笔刀不见了 One of our penknives came up missing.
天哪 克雷格 Jesus Christ, Craig.
我会让我的人黑进去追踪它 I have my people hacking away to track it.
很好 因为我不想看到 你因为这样的事情被解雇 Good. Because I would hate to see you get fired over something like this.
解雇 Fired?
有什么打算 What's the plan?
我们干扰 你来分流 We distract, you drain?
不 太多人了 No, there's too many people.
我们得下场玩 We're gonna have to play.
这些家伙死后除了打牌什么也没做 I don't know, man. These guys have done nothing but play cards since they died.
他们是巨鳄 - They're sharks. - Yeah.
没关系 我们不会公平竞争 That's okay.We're not gonna play fair.
这些手套与我的钢笔刀配对了 These gloves are paired to my penknife
这样我就可以换你手上的牌了 so I can change the cards that are in your hand.
等等 我更喜欢老虎机 Uh, wait.I'm more of a slots girl.-I...
随便你 英格丽 - It's up to you, Ingrid.
那是你的账号 我们在用你的钱冒险 It's your account. We're gonna be risking a lot of your money.
但我真的认为这可行 But I really think this could work.
管他呢 来得快 去得也快 对吧 Aw, hell. Easy come...easy go, right?
让我们剥光这些有钱的混蛋们 Let's take these rich jerks for everything they've got.
好 这才是我的女孩 - Yes. That's my girl.
好吧 - Okay. Okay. - Mmm.
我担任什么角色 - What's my role?
你… - You.
别动 你是我的眼睛 Don't move. You're my eyes.
女士们 先生们 欢迎来到湖景扑克之夜 Mesdames and messieurs,welcome to poker night at Lakeview.
女士们 先生们 净资产 Ladies and gentlemen,net worths.
九千四百万美元 一亿三千七百万美元
五亿两百万美元 八千六百万美元
五百零三亿美元
二十五万美元
八千六百万美元
嘿 重点不是有多少 而是你能用它来做什么 Hey, it's not the size-- it's what you do with it.
诺拉安东尼
好吧 使用阿纳康达编程 有五年经验 Okay.So, five years' experience coding Anaconda?
对 Yep.
他们叫我耍蛇人 They call me the snake charmer.
当然 这不是你在这份工作中 会用到的东西 Of course, that's not something you would ever use at this job.
对 我知道的 - Totally. - Mm.- I know that.
你是柔道黑带 And you're a judo black belt?
是 Yup.
那是空手道 That's karate.
这就像一个混合体 It was like a...a mix.
好的 Okay.
卡内曼小姐 Ms. Kannerman?
加注十万 Raise...$100,000.
玩家们 请亮牌 Players, reveal your cards.
三条 Three of a kind!
女士们 先生们 Nushìmen xianshengmen,
卡内曼小姐赢 Ms. Kannerman wins!
太好了 我赢了 Yes. Yes.Yes, I do.
嘿 你的一个呆子找到了钢笔刀 Hey. One of your nerds found the penknife.
刚刚在中庭使用过 It's being used right now in the atrium.
诺拉 是你吗 Nora. Is that you?
嘿 露西 Hey... Lucy.
你在这里做什么 Uh, what are you doing here?
面试 Interviewing.
在这一层 对 是哦 On this floor? Yeah, right.
克雷格 快 快点 - Craig, come on. Chop, chop.
-失陪一下 -快走 - Excuse me. - Let's go. - Yeah, okay, okay.
-克雷格 快 -我就在你后面 Craig. Come on. I'm right behind you!
卡内曼小姐 请下注 Ms. Kannerman, place your bet.
跟注 Call.
同花杰克 Jack-high flush.
卡内曼小姐又赢了 Ms. Kannerman wins again!
好吧 Okay.
太满足了 So satisfying.
这是给你的 先生 You know what? This one is for you, sir.
你既美丽又慷慨 - You are as generous as you are beautiful. - Eh.
是的 但不要把所有的钱 都花在一个地方 Just don't spend it all in one place.
嘿 各位 过来查看扑克之夜吗 Hey there, folks! Come to check out poker night, huh?
超级豪客都在呢 You don't want to miss this.The high rollers are out in force.
但是 谁想玩扑克牌 But hey.Hey, hey, hey, hey. Who wants to play cards, huh?
-选一张 任何一张 -该死 - Pick a card, any card, huh? - Oh, shit.
但在牌局中你不能选牌 Not in poker though. You don't get to pick in poker.
好的 这个全美农场男孩有毛病 Okay. This all-American farm boy one is glitching.
这意味着我们一定很靠近了 Which means we must be close. Mmm.
天哪 Oh, God.
最后一手 我们要走了 Last hand. We got to go.
-全押 -不 什么 - All in. - No. What?
跟注 Call.
我扔掉了钢笔刀 I ditched the penknife.
开玩笑的 别介意 不全押了 just-just kidding.Never mind. No all in.
下注不回 No take-backsies.
玩家们 请亮牌 Players, reveal your cards.
一切美好的事物总会结束 All good things must come to an end.
好了 我们可以赢那三张国王 Okay. Okay.We can beat three kings.
你只需要有信心 You know? You just got to have faith.
加油 Come on, come on.
满堂红 Full house.
我们完了 And we're fucked.
我们仍然可以有个顺子 Uh... we could still get a flush though, right? - No,
应该是同花顺 几率是… it would have to be a straight flush to win.And the odds of that happening are, like...
百分之3.125 3.125%.
-比我想象的好 -该死 - That's actually better than I thought. - Damn.
所以 幸运七 红心幸运七 对吗 Okay. So then just lucky seven.- Lucky seven of hearts, right?
-红心七 -来吧 红心七 - Seven of hearts.Come on, come on. - Seven of hearts.
来吧 宝贝 come on baby.
来吧 宝贝 Come on, baby.
什么 - Whoo! - What?!
我的天 - Oh, my God!
天呐 - Oh, my God!
你看见了吗 - Did you see that?!
是的 是的 我赢了 哇 哇 - Yeah, yeah! I won big! - Ha! Oh! Whoa! - Okay.
-我们要走了 -好吧 Okay, we got to go.We got to go. - Yes. Okay. - Okay, okay, okay.
不 他们会记入你的账号的 走吧 No, no, no. They'll credit your account. Come on.- No, come on! Wait! Wait!
好 走吧 - Okay, all right. - Let's go.
我不知道这怎么会在这里 我发誓我是无辜的 I don't know how it got there.- I swear, I'm innocent. - Mm-mm-mm.
你等我了 You waited.
我们快结束了 Well, we're almost done.
有个问题我会问所有应征者 So, something I ask all candidates--
为什么来这里 why here?
如果你足够优秀可以去任何地方编程 为什么不选更前沿的地方 I mean, if you're good enough to code anywhere,why not someplace more cutting-edge, like, um...
比如说 奥斯卡梅耶英特尔 Oscar Mayer Intel?
当我与客户交谈时 Well, when I'm talking to a client...
如果他们在15年前死去 我在和一个 I'm talking to someone who would have been gone forever
原本已经永远离开的人说话 if they had died 15 years ago.
这让这个地方成为真正的奇迹 And that makes this place an actual miracle,
即使我们用订阅费 附加组件和数据上限来修饰它 e-even if we dress it up in subscription fees,add-ons and data caps.
谁不想成为奇迹的一部分 who wouldn't want to be part of a miracle?
网络安全的职位没了 你无法满足条件 Well, cybersecurity is out of the question.You don't have the chops.
但我们在重新设计部门要添加人手 But we are adding headcount in Redesign.
如今自由超越快出来了 我们必须得做得更好 Got to up our game now that Freeyond's coming out.
现在大多数只是寻找漏洞 但你会做得很好的 It's mostly just bug hunting for now.But you do a good job...
谁知道呢 who knows?
你在给我一份工作吗 Are you offering me a job?
据我所知那就是这求职面试的目的 That's the point of job interviews,as I understand them.
等等 真的吗 - 是的 - Wait, really? - Mm-hmm.
太好了 好 我接受 Holy crap.Y-Yes. Yeah, I'll-I'll take it.
好 - Mm, okay. - Uh...
-谢谢你 -好 thank you.Yeah.
好的 Okay.
诺拉 这是你的吗 Nora, is this yours?
不是 - Nope.
好吧 Well.
布朗尼詹姆斯 篮球 - Bronny James! Basketball.
我们要接管这个地方 We're taking this place over.
我只是修复故障而已 I'm just gonna be fixing glitches.
今天修复故障 明天… Today, glitches. Tomorrow...
更大的故障 Bigger glitches?
和更高的薪水 希望如此 - And bigger paychecks. - Mm.Hopefully.
嘿 所以我 Hey.So, I...
实际上不是和拜伦一起旅行 actually wasn't on a trip with Byron.
我的天 什么 真疯狂 我完全不知道 好大的惊喜 Oh, my God. What?That's crazy. I had no idea.This is a huge surprise.Oh, my gosh.
好吧 我想告诉你更多 但我不能 Okay, well, I want to tell you more, but...I can't.
好吧 Okay.
我有一个秘密想分享 Well, I have a secret I have no problem sharing.
你要怎么做 What are you gonna do?
我不知道 I don't know.
勒索 Blackmail?
或者你可以帮我做点什么 Or...you could help me with something.
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我会给你回电话 I'll call you back.
我帮你密切关注它了 I kept a close eye on it for you.
谢谢你 Thank you for that.
再见 Bye.
太好了 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
然后我们和朋友在餐厅共进晚餐 And then we had dinner with friends in the dining room. - Mm.
很棒的选择 Amazing selection.
太好了 Oh, it was so nice.
然后我把你放在浴室里 Oh, and I, uh, parked you in the bathroom.
好吧 Okay. Well,
-听起来你度过了愉快的一天 -是的 it certainly sounds like you had a fun day.- Yeah.
我们都能好好放个假真是太好了 Oh. How nice that we both got a little vacation.
是啊 我需要那个 你的生活真酷 - Yes. Oh, I needed that.Your life is cool!
我知道 取消小费 - I know! Remove tip.
-嗨 -嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
你今天真了不起 You were amazing today.
我认为那是我们度过的最美好的一天 I think that was the best day we've ever had.
我爱你 宝贝 I love you, babe.
下一站 中心站 Next stop, Central.
-嗨 -嘿 - Hi. - Hey.
程式刚刚成功打电话回家了 做得漂亮 超级间谍 So, the program just phoned home successfully.Good job, superspy.
谢谢 Thanks.
这真疯狂 但我实际上 在面试时也表现得很好 this is pretty crazy,but I actually did well in the interview, too.
我得到了一个职位 I got a job.
你什么 You what?
怎么会 How?
不是网络安全 而是其他职位 It's not cybersecurity. It's something else.But...
但它很棒 好吗 it's great, right?
我是说 我晋升了 I mean, I'm-I'm moving up.And
也许我可以从内部做出改变 maybe I can, like...change things from the inside.
对 Yeah.
有什么好笑的 What's so funny?
没什么 那太棒了 真的 我为你感到高兴 Nothing. That's great. It is...It's, uh... I'm happy for you.
很讽刺 仅此而已 It's just... ironic.That's all.
我得挂了 Um, I got to go.
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