她来了 She's here.
(舞台入口)
嘿 女士们 抱歉 今天观众满座 Hey, ladies. I'm sorry. The audience is full for today.
请明天再来 Please come back tomorrow.
- 用哪个烤盘 - 左边的比较耐热 - Baking dish? - The left holds more heat.
两分钟后直播 请你坐在椅子上 Live in two. I need you in the chair.
你有准备食盐吗 Did you get the sodium chloride?
- 当然有 - 罗马或圣马札诺番茄 - Of course. - Roma or San Marzano?
罗马番茄 谢谢你 詹姆斯 Roma. Thank you, James.
你从没回答我的问题 You never answered my question
关于普瑞斯托的赞助事宜 我知道你的感受 about the Presto sponsorship. And I know how you feel about--
我一开场就会介绍 沃特 I will start the show with it, Walter.
真的吗 你不是说说而已 Really? You're not just saying that?
老天 谢谢你 Oh, good Lord. Thank you.
罐头在料理台上 Cans are on the counter.
别忘了随时面带微笑 主持顺利 再见 Don't forget to smile from time to time. Have a great show. Bye.
- 她要哪种盐 - 不含碘的 我选了犹太盐 - What kind of salt did she want? - Uniodized. I went with kosher.
一切必须完美 商标要露出来 It's all gotta be perfect. Labels out.
全都写在提词卡里 It's all in the cue cards.
- 沃特 别担心 - 她没问题的 - Don't worry, Walter. - She's got it.
欢迎 女士们 节目即将开始 Welcome, ladies. The show's about to start.
露出大大的笑容 要活泼 快乐 Big smiles. Energy. Happy.
所有的人都要活泼 大大的笑容 Energy. Big smiles. All of you.
开拍 And rolling.
五秒后现场直播 四 三... We're live in five, four, three...
欢迎收看 观众们 Welcome, viewers.
我是伊莉莎白佐特 这是《6点晚餐》 My name is Elizabeth Zott, and this is Supper at Six.
看见这个了吗 See this?
普瑞斯托浓汤 烹饪迅速 立等可食 Presto Soups. Cooks so quick, it's done in a presto.
- 这句是我写的 - 真的很省时间 - That's my line. - It is a real time-saver.
因为里面全是化学物质 对身体不好 And that's because it's full of chemicals. And not the good kind.
但的确会有惊喜 There will be a surprise indeed.
喂你亲爱的人喝得够多 他们就会死光光 Feed enough of it to your loved ones, and they'll die off,
替你省下很多时间 saving you tons of time
因为你从此再也不必喂饱他们 because you won't have to feed them anymore.
今天我们要做粉丝最爱的肉酱千层面 Today we will be making a fan-favorite, lasagna,
但我们要测试一个新变数 but we will be testing a new variable.
照顾亲爱的人很花功夫 Caring for loved ones takes work.
非常花功夫 Real work.
不同意的人绝对没有 Anyone who tells you differently does not cook dinner
每晚替一家五口做晚餐 for a family of five every night.
所以我们来做丰盛的晚餐 美味的晚餐 So let's make something hearty. Let's make something delicious.
能养活全家的晚餐 Let's make something that keeps our family alive
还能留下一整周的剩菜 and gives us leftovers for a week.
我们开始吧 Let's get started, shall we?
(根据邦妮嘉姆斯的著作改编)
化学课 第一季第一集
本WEB版外挂字幕由 风吹来的那片云 双语合并
(七年前)
(哈斯汀小姐 提名你的最佳女郎)
佐特小姐 Miss Zott?
早上好 佛拉斯克小姐 Good morning, Miss Frask.
我希望你会参加哈斯汀小姐选美比赛 I hope you'll sign up for the Little Miss Hastings Pageant.
你们的实验室秘书一职空了出来 You know, your lab is in between secretaries,
而且你的同事们真的需要一位佳丽 and your fellas really could use a contestant.
我不是秘书 I am not a secretary.
实验室技师也能参赛 Well, you know, lab techs can participate too.
女性后勤人员都有资格 It's any female support staff.
谢谢 但我觉得选美不好玩 Thank you, but pageants are not my idea of fun.
那什么才好玩 What is?
其实 最近我迷上古菌 Well, I have recently become fascinated by archaebacteria,
它们的细胞膜是醚键磷脂 whose cell membranes are ether-link foster lipids as opposed to bacteria,
细菌的细胞膜则是酯键磷脂 whose cell membrane are ester-link foster lipids.
我也喜欢烹饪 I also like to cook.
若你改变心意就跟我说 Let me know if you change your mind.
我不会改变的 但谢了 I won't, but thank you.
若你不介意 Now, if you don't mind,
在那群化学家来之前 我得整理很多东西 I have a lot to clean up before the chemists arrive.
那我写你“可能”会参加 I'm gonna put you down as a "maybe."
别打扰我 I'm not to be disturbed!
伊凡斯博士 我是唐纳提博士 Dr. Evans? It's Dr. Donatti.
稍等 One minute.
你没穿衣服 You're not dressed.
在某些文化中 我这算穿得太多 Well, in some cultures, I would be considered overdressed.
你又没出席这个月的董事会议 You missed our monthly board meeting again.
因为我一直努力工作 Because I've been hard at work.
所有人都在焦急等待你的研究结果 Everyone is anxiously awaiting your results.
那所有人就得继续等 And everyone will have to wait.
你会准备好递交计划书 You will be ready to submit your proposal
申请兰森基金会的经费 对吧 for the Remsen Foundation grant, right?
因为那些经费是这里的支柱 Because those grants keep the lights on around here.
我认为有些柱子拔掉会比较好 I can think of a few lights that would be best left off.
现在请你跟你的脚离我远一点 Now, if you and your foot will please excuse me.
你知道我是你的老板 对吧 You do understand that I'm your boss, right?
开除我啊 Fire me.
(请勿进入)
(请勿逗留)
亲爱的 能替我清理桌面吗 Honey, can you clean this up for me?
然后把我要的那些烧杯拿给我 And bring me those beakers I asked for?
甜心 我要再喝一杯咖啡 And, sweetheart, I could use another cup of joe
等你忙完就替我煮一杯 when you're done with that.
你得等几分钟 你也可以去自助餐厅买 It'll be a few minutes. You could go to the cafeteria.
但那不是你的特制烧杯现煮咖啡 But it's not your special beaker brew.
- 佐特 - 鲍尔斯博士 什么事 - Zott? - Yes, Dr. Powers?
我已经测试过三次 我错过了什么 I've run it three times. What am I missing?
你没把羰基转换成亚胺基 You're not seeing conversion of the carbonyl group into an imine group.
对 我只是... Right, I just--
你忘了酸催化剂 You forgot the acid catalyst.
谢谢 我懂了 Thanks. I got it.
先生们 见鬼了吧 Gentlemen, can you believe this shit?
(科学人)
我不懂 I don't get it.
伊凡斯是哪里比我们强 What does Evans have that any of us don't have?
他一定能拿诺贝尔奖 He's a shoo-in for the Nobel.
(咖啡)
诺贝尔奖被过誉了 The Nobel Prize is overrated.
上面写 “凯文伊凡斯是化学界的理查德费曼” It says, "Calvin Evans is the Richard Feynman of chemistry."
这不是他囤积我们所有物资的理由 Doesn't give him an excuse to hoard all our supplies.
一个人需要多少核糖 How much ribose does one guy need?
伊凡斯最好小心点 Well, Evans better watch his back
因为少年仔波瑞维兹今年要抢他的经费 because young Boryweitz is coming for his grant this year.
小子 祝好运 Good luck with that, buddy.
看起来像是抄袭沃克兰的研究 Looks like it's a rip-off of Vauquelin's research.
- 我把他的研究当成基础 - 对 向他致敬 - I'm building on his work. - An homage.
从1806年起 From 1806.
说真的 我觉得你赢得 Hand to God, you got a better chance of winning
哈斯汀小姐选美比赛的几率较高 the Little Miss Hastings Pageant.
- 没错 - 除非 - Right. - Well, that is unless
- 佐特决定参赛 伙计们 对吧 - 对啊 亲爱的 好吗 - Zott here decides to enter. Huh, boys? - Come on, sweetie.
我说错话了吗 Was it something I said?
(兰森基金会经费申请表)
(先生 头衔)
(机构地址 永久地址)
(伊莉莎白小姐)
- 我跟罗伯特说... - 法兰现在叫他罗伯特 - So I said to Robert-- - Fran now calls him Robert.
我跟唐纳提博士说 I said to Dr. Donatti that, you know,
这场选美比赛需要高贵典雅 光鲜亮丽又热闹非凡 this pageant needs to be sophisticated, needs to be elevated. It needs pizzazz.
最需要有畅饮酒吧 What it needs is an open bar.
- 我又不会创造奇迹 - 会 你会 - I'm not a miracle worker. - Yes, you are.
其实呢 我或许会 Well, you know what? I might be.
因为 我要很兴奋地说他同意 Because, I'm excited to say that he agreed
先举行晚礼服环节 to an evening gown category,
再举行才艺与泳装环节 还有现金大奖 before talent and swimsuit, and a cash prize.
伊凡斯博士每天都买一袋坚果 Every day. Dr. Evans and his bag of nuts.
哪个男人光吃这些就饱了 How can any man survive on that?
而且他还跑步 And he runs.
跑去哪里 Runs where?
他是为跑而跑 他非常古怪 He just runs to run. He's very peculiar.
而且他从来不跟任何人说话 And he never talks to anyone.
嘿 唐纳提禁止加班 所以你别待太晚 否则我会有麻烦 Hey. Donatti put a freeze on overtime. So don't stay too late, or it's my tail.
- 我马上就走 - 好的 - I'm right behind you. - Okay.
(化学实验室)
该死 Shit.
(凯文伊凡斯博士的财产)
佐特小姐 我监督全国100多个顶尖化学家 Miss Zott, I supervise over a hundred of the country's finest chemists,
他们则进行突破性的研究 who in turn generate groundbreaking work.
他们利用价值高达数千美元的器材 做出那些研究 They use equipment worth thousands of dollars to generate said work.
因此当我得知一位实验室技师 在下班后利用我们的器材 And so when I hear that a lab tech is using our equipment
却没有适当的监督 这让我忧心 after hours without proper supervision, it gives me pause.
先生 我能解释 我有加州大学洛杉矶分校的化学硕士学位 Sir, I can explain. I have my master's in chemistry from UCLA,
研究的是核酸的细胞代谢 where I studied cellular metabolism of nucleic acids.
此外 我一直在下班后做研究 从未占用上班时间 With all that said, I have been working in my off-hours, never on the clock,
自己进行关于无生源论的实验 conducting my own experiments on abiogenesis.
我将简单的小分子合成为核苷酸与核酸 I am synthesizing simple, small molecules into nucleotides and nucleic acids.
我的研究大有潜力 我打算用它申请兰森的经费 My research is very promising, and I intend to submit for the Remsen.
女士 先不说你使用实验室器材 Young lady, setting aside the fact that you're using lab equipment
而且没有化学家的适当监督... without proper supervision of a chemist--
我就是化学家 I am a chemist.
我们的化学家都有博士学位 Our chemists have PhDs.
我绝不能让一个实验室技师的申请书 冠上哈斯汀的名号 I could never put the Hastings name on the submission of a lab tech
她还对加州大学洛杉矶分校的硕士学位 沾沾自喜 that's proudly waving around her master's from UCLA.
- 我是班上第一名 - 佐特小姐 - I was top of my class... - Miss Zott--
而且我的研究会证明我的能力 ...and the work will speak for itself.
你就是不够聪明 You are just not smart enough.
佐特小姐 我还没说完 Miss Zott, I wasn't finished.
我为何听说你不参加 What's this I hear about you not participating
哈斯汀小姐选美比赛 in the Little Miss Hastings Pageant?
我不知道这是强制性的 I wasn't aware that it was compulsory.
这不是强制性的 It is not compulsory.
但这是本机构文化的一部分 It is part of the culture here.
我建议你最好 I would suggest that you find yourself
多融入哈斯汀的文化精神 a little more of the Hastings spirit,
若你想继续在这里工作的话 if you'd like to keep your employment here.
现在你可以走了 Now you may go.
偶尔笑一下又死不了 A smile once in a while wouldn't kill you.
佐特小姐 Miss Zott.
佐特小姐 Miss Zott?
我听说你要参加选美了 I hear you're joining us for the pageant.
- 你怎么会... - 真高兴你改变心意 - How did you-- - So glad you had a change of heart.
我不知道你是否听说了 So I don't know if you've heard,
但今年有晚礼服环节 but there's an evening gown category this year.
而且不强制穿比基尼 And also bikinis aren't mandatory.
你如果不喜欢比基尼 可以穿一件式泳衣 Feel free to wear a one-piece, if that makes you feel more comfortable.
你现在方便拍照吗 Is now a good time for a photo?
笑一个 Smile.
她来了 那个小偷 There she is. The thief.
你说什么 I beg your pardon?
我去了每一个部门 质问几十个化学家 I have been through every department, interrogated dozens of chemists--
包括这间实验室的那些 including ones from this very lab--
他们说你 佐特小姐 向来喜欢惹毛别人 who said that you, Miss Zott, have a history of ruffling feathers.
或许更贴切地说 And perhaps more relevant,
你有自以为是的傲慢态度 have an arrogant attitude of self-importance.
你听过你说话的语气吗 Have you heard yourself speak?
所以你不否认吗 So you don't deny it?
一个秘书为何需要核糖 What would a secretary even have to do with ribose
除了要卖到黑市以外 aside from sell it on the black market?
- 我是化学家 - 你也是骗子 - I am a chemist. - And a fibber to boot.
没错 因为黑市对单糖的需求超高 Oh, yes. Because there's such high demand on the black market for monosaccharide!
这太让人失望了 非常...我太失望了 This is very disappointing! Very-- I'm disappointed.
第一 我的实验室昨晚没上锁 One: My lab was unlocked last night,
所以我要你找人去请管理员给我安装新锁 so I want someone to speak to janitorial and have new locks placed on the door.
第二 我计算过被偷走的核糖成本 Two: I have calculated the cost of the missing ribose,
我要说清楚 这不能从我的预算里扣除 and I wanna make it clear, that will not be coming out of my budget.
第三 我要将我的地板消毒 Three: I want my floors sterilized.
至少有一个人 在没经过我同意的情况下进入 At least one person entered without my authorization.
我会过敏 所以不能 冒险接触任何污染物 你懂吗 And with my allergies, I cannot risk any contaminants. You understand?
伊凡斯博士 我会处理 I'll take care of it, Dr. Evans.
最后 我要那个肇事的秘书被惩处 And lastly, I would like the secretary responsible held accountable.
我会开除她 I'll have her fired.
正式批评就够了 Well, just a formal reprimand will suffice.
老实说 我很震惊是我手下的秘书偷的 I'm shocked that it was one of my secretaries, honestly.
你说当时东西在胺基酸实验室 You said it was in the aminos lab?
那负责人是玛莉安罗杰斯 So that's Mary Ann Rogers.
不 No.
她叫伊莉莎白佐特 Her name was Elizabeth Zott.
她不是秘书 她是实验室技师 She's not a secretary. She's a lab tech.
佐特小姐真不懂事 亏她还有硕士学位 Miss Zott should know better. She has her master's.
- 硕士学位 在什么领域 - 化学 - Her master's? In what? - Chemistry.
今年你会参与哈斯汀小姐选美比赛吗 Will you be joining us for the Little Miss Hastings Pageant this year?
因为全公司若看见你出席会士气大振 'Cause it would mean a lot to company morale to see you there.
(伊莉莎白佐特 胺基酸小姐)
(哈斯汀小姐 年度最佳女郎选美比赛)
伊凡斯 没想到你会来这里 Evans? Did not expect to see you here.
- 是啊 - 就像看见哈雷彗星 - Right. - It's like seeing Halley's Comet.
来跟我和同事们喝一杯 好吗 Come have a drink with me and the fellas, huh?
否则没人会相信我 Or no one will believe me.
- 你要喝什么 - 氰化物或黄曲毒素 - What's your poison? - Cyanide or aflatoxin.
你真搞笑 You're too much, huh?
伙计们 跟这位打个招呼 Boys, say hi to the guy right here.
- 他是神人 传奇 - 我是安东尼鲍尔斯 嗨 - The man, the myth, the legend. - Anthony Powers. Hi.
我猜你就是兰森基金会的经费得主 Mr. Remsen himself, I guess, huh?
你目前在研究什么 What are you working on right now?
伊莉莎白 嗨 你来了 Elizabeth. Hi. There you are.
跟我来 跟我们这群选美佳丽站在一起 Come follow me. Come stand with us pageant girls.
- 你看起来好美 - 谢谢 - You look great. - Thank you.
今天我打扮了好久 It took me forever to get ready today.
- 姑娘们 伊莉莎白来了 - 你好 - Girls, Elizabeth's here. - Hello.
我马上回来 瑞典肉丸快没了 I'll be right back. The Swedish meatballs are running a bit low.
它们很受欢迎 They're a real hit.
法兰表现得真棒 Fran did such a great job.
太棒了 So great.
我喜欢你的香水 是什么香味 I love your scent. What is that?
黑醋栗加玫瑰花香 Black currant berries with floral tones of roses.
我走经典路线 我擦香奈儿五号 I'm a classic kind of girl. Chanel No. 5.
伊莉莎白 你擦什么香水 Elizabeth, what scent do you wear?
我不擦香水的 在实验室 嗅觉让你侦测出可能的危险 I don't. In the lab, your sense of smell alerts you to potential dangers.
何况我的嗅觉已经受损了 因为发生盐酸意外 And I'm already at a deficit due to a hydrochloric acid accident
当时我还是本科生 when I was an undergrad.
我烧掉了大部分的鼻腔纤毛 I singed most of the cilia in my nostrils,
但幸好它们过了一段时间就重新长出来 but thankfully they restored themselves over time.
所以我不会再冒险了 So I'm not taking any more chances.
凯文伊凡斯来了 Calvin Evans is here.
你暗恋他 对吧 You're sweet on him, aren't you?
他聪明 有钱又有名 谁不喜欢他 Smart, well-to-do, famous. What's not to like?
去跟他聊天看看 Try talking to him.
我再喝两杯就会去要求他投我一票 Well, two more of these, and I'm going to ask him to vote for me.
失陪了 Excuse me.
我要站在你旁边 I'm just gonna stand here with you.
好的 All right.
你不应该让其他的化学家总这样欺负你 You shouldn't let the other chemists pick on you so much.
那些家伙就是这样 It's just fellas being fellas.
雄性灵长类行为 Male primate behavior.
各位请坐... Please, everyone, take your seats. Take your seats.
选美佳丽们 请去后台 Pageant contestants, can I get you backstage?
谢谢 Thank you.
欢迎 我是法兰佛拉斯克 Welcome. I'm Fran Frask...
- 佐特小姐 我想... - 我是人事部代理主任 - Miss Zott, I have wanted to-- - ...acting head of Personnel.
我非常兴奋能欢迎大家 And I couldn't be more excited to welcome you
莅临第八届年度哈斯汀小姐选美比赛 to the eighth annual Little Miss Hastings Pageant,
一名幸运的女子会赢得后冠 where one lucky woman will take home the crown
由去年的赢家柯琳墨菲交接 worn by last year's winner Colleen Murphy.
对 没错 她看起来很美 还能赢得25美元现金 Yes. Yeah, she looks great. And a $25 cash prize.
柯琳 谢谢你 Thank you, Colleen.
今年我也会参赛 I will also be joining the competition this year.
但大家不要有压力 不投给我 But feel no pressure to vote for me,
只是休假申请得不到批准而已 unless you care about getting your vacation days approved.
我开玩笑的 I'm kidding.
话不多说了 我要介绍今晚的司仪 And without further ado, I'd like to introduce tonight's emcee,
理查德普莱斯博士 Dr. Richard Price.
佛拉斯克小姐 谢谢你 Thank you, Miss Frask.
太好了 今晚好精彩 出席者众多啊 Wonderful. What a night. Pretty good turnout tonight.
好的 等等 Okay. Wait.
嘿 在我开始之前 简单问管理部门一个问题 Hey, before I get started, just a quick question from management.
在座有谁把一个电子搞丢了 Did anyone here lose an electron?
你得小心别让它“离子出走”啊 You really gotta keep an ion it.
离子 Ion?
- 大家懂这个梗吗 - 离子 - Everybody got it? - Ions.
好的 各位 让比赛开始吧 Okay. Folks, let's get started with the show.
请记住 这些女士都非常努力工作 Now, please keep in mind, these ladies have worked very, very hard.
所以请大家像质子一样保持积极的一面 So please, everybody, let's all make like a proton and stay positive.
好的 女士们 先生们 万众期待的时刻到了 All right. And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment we've all been waiting for.
请1951年哈斯汀小姐的佳丽们登场 I give you your Little Miss Hastings 1951 contestants.
她们来了 太好了 Here they are. Fantastic.
她们很迷人吧 瞧瞧 Aren't they charming? Look at that.
合成小姐 你会替未来的丈夫做什么甜点 Miss Synthetics, what would you make your future husband for dessert?
我会先准备两球香草冰淇淋 Well, I'd start with two scoops of vanilla ice cream,
然后在上面淋满巧克力酱 and I'd squeeze chocolate sauce all over them.
若想知道我如何涂抹鲜奶油的话 你们必须投票给我 And you'll have to vote for me if you wanna hear how I apply the whipped cream.
好 Okay.
佐特小姐 你梦想中的蜜月地点是哪里 Miss Zott, where would be your fantasy honeymoon location?
我不打算结婚 I don't intend to get married.
对...好 但如果结婚呢 Ye-- Okay, yes. But if you did?
我不会结婚 I won't.
好的 各位 谢谢佐特小姐 Okay. Well, Miss Zott, everyone. Miss Zott.
我无法停止想你 I can't stop thinking about you.
- 女士们 先生们 现在... - 亲爱的 嗨 - Ladies and gentlemen. Now to... - Honey. Hi.
- 打起精神... - 你来了 - ...lift our spirits with... - You're here.
- 卡萝退烧了 我就... - 热烈欢迎人事部... - ...a cheer, here is Personnel's... - Carol's fever broke, so I
- 想说来跟你一起找点乐子 - 法兰佛拉斯克小姐 - thought I'd join you for some fun. - ...Miss Fran Frask.
今天一万个哈佛人想要胜利... 10,000 men of Harvard want victory Today...
佐特 稍微发挥性魅力没坏处 You know, some sex appeal wouldn't hurt, Zott.
你让胺基酸团队丢脸了 You've kind of been embarrassing the Amino Acids team.
看看珍妮 好吗 Look at Jenny, huh?
这套衣服真好看 This is a great outfit.
谢谢 我的实验室付我10美元 叫我在才艺环节多露一点 Thanks. My lab paid me ten dollars to show some skin during my talent.
聪明 Smart.
哈佛今天获得胜利 ...of Harvard gained victory today
哇 好精彩 Wow! How about that?
法兰佛拉斯克 女士们 先生们 Fran Frask, ladies and gentlemen.
佛拉斯克小姐 谢谢你 太精彩了 我的天 Thank you, Miss Frask. That was wonderful. My goodness.
- 我听说氢... - 我是南西唐纳提 - I heard that hydrogen... - Nancy Donatti.
跟碳出去约会 ...and carbon went on a date
一切非常顺利 and it went really well.
- 它们很合得来 - 久仰 - They really bonded. - I heard a great deal about you.
唐纳提太太 你的香水里有苯甲醛吗 Mrs. Donatti, is there benzaldehyde in your perfume?
什么 我不知道 What? I don't know.
我在巴黎买的 It's from Paris.
天啊 我过敏了 Oh, God. My allergies.
伊莉莎白佐特的才艺表演 胺基酸小姐 ...talents of Elizabeth Zott, Miss Aminos!
天啊 Oh, my goodness.
伊凡斯博士 Dr. Evans?
不...我得回家 Oh, no. No. I need to go home.
没错 但你这样不应该开车 Correct, but you shouldn't drive in this condition.
我不开车的 我家只在11公里外 我用走的 I don't drive. It's only seven miles. I'll walk.
好 那我载你 All right. I'll take you then.
- 但你讨厌我 - 老天 - But you hate me. - Oh, for Christ's sake.
好的 没关系 Okay, it's okay.
抱歉 我非常抱歉 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
请别再道歉了 Please stop apologizing.
你也无法控制 声门闭合 It can't be helped. The glottis closes.
腹部肌肉收紧 增加压力 The abdominal muscles clench, increasing pressure.
幽门括约肌也闭合 The pyloric sphincter closes.
- 只能从上面出来 - 不 我意思是 - Only way out is upwards. - No, I meant
抱歉上次我叫你秘书 I'm sorry I called you a secretary.
当秘书没什么不对 There's nothing wrong with being a secretary.
对 当然没有 但胡乱猜测... No, of course not. But, to assume was--
是不对的 而且可笑 我...天啊 was wrong and buffoonish, and I-- Oh, God.
我扶你进屋吧 Let's get you inside.
天啊 Oh, dear God.
你的橱柜里空空如也 You have nothing in your cupboards.
对 我有时候会忘记吃饭 Yeah, I sometimes forget to eat.
你有一把叉子 You have one fork.
我不接待客人 I don't entertain.
真是奇迹中的奇迹 我找到一个水壶 Well, miracle of miracles, I found a kettle.
嘿 我只想...对那天的事再次道歉 Hey, I just-- I want to apologize once more for the other day.
- 我... - 我不能接受你的道歉 - I was-- - I can't accept your apology.
我也想 但你不知道自己为何道歉 I would like to, but you don't know what you're apologizing for.
所以这整段过程毫无意义 And so the entire exercise is meaningless.
对 我的确借用了一些你的核糖 Yes, I did borrow some of your ribose.
我得补充说 你的库存非常丰富 Some of a very plentiful supply, if I might add.
但你拥有所有的资源 But you have all of the resources
和整个科学界的密切关注 and the rapt attention of the entire scientific community,
而你视为理所当然 and you take it for granted.
基于你的丰功伟业 你想必很聪明 You must be intelligent, based upon your myriad of accomplishments.
但你摆出一副神经兮兮 不知感恩又脆弱的模样 But you walk around like a paranoid, ungrateful, fragile man.
所以回应你刚才说的话 我不讨厌你 我只是... So to respond to your comment earlier, I don't hate you. I just--
我不喜欢你 I don't like you.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我有东西要给你 I have something for you.
这是我今晚去派对的唯一原因 It's the only reason I came to the party tonight.
给我核糖吗 To bring me ribose?
你有化学硕士学位 You have your master's in chemistry.
没错 I do.
你为何不继续念博士 You didn't want to pursue a PhD?
一言难尽 It was a complicated situation.
很遗憾你无法完成比赛 I'm sorry you didn't get to finish the competition.
不 我不遗憾 Oh, no. I'm not.
不是有现金奖励吗 What about the cash prize?
那是卖肉钱 Blood money.
我能问你一个问题吗 May I ask you a question?
我不能保证我会回答 I can't promise I'll answer.
你原本要在选美比赛表演什么才艺 What was your talent gonna be for the pageant?
我原本要把一个番茄放入一碗开水 I was going to place a tomato in a bowl of boiling water.
如你所知 热会加剧分子活动 As you know, heat causes molecules to excite.
番茄肉会膨胀 撑紧番茄皮 The flesh of the tomato expands on the peel.
然后我将它放入一碗冷水约60秒 Then I place it in a bowl of cold water for approximately 60 seconds,
皮就会轻易滑脱 and the peel slides off easily.
你会赢 You would have won.
伊凡斯博士 晚安 Good night, Dr. Evans.
小心汽车 Watch for cars!
伊凡斯博士 Dr. Evans!
- 早上好 - 早上好 - Good morning. - Good morning.
你最喜欢什么颜色 猜猜我的 What's your favorite color? Guess mine.
你最喜欢的颜色吗 好难猜 Your favorite color? That's hard.
我想想 不知道 海蓝色 Let's see. I don't know. Aquamarine?
那不是颜色 That's not a color.
颜色是一种现象 Well, color is phenomenological.
琳达 你回来写完 好吗 Linda, can you come finish, please?
早安 哈莉特 Morning, Harriet.
早安 朋友 Morning, friend.
这些人真无耻 早 These people are shameless. Morning.
有更多失散许久的亲戚 跟你要失散许久的钱吗 More long-lost relatives looking for long-lost money?
是啊 早知道我就拒绝 登上《科学人》封面 I never should have agreed to be on the cover of Scientific American.
又来了 Once again,
同一个女人每两周都来信 自称是我妈 从不间断 same woman claiming to be my mother every couple of weeks like clockwork.
若你的生母还活着 她会以你登上封面为荣 If your real mother was alive, she'd be proud you did that cover.
这是怎么回事 What's all this?
他们要将十号公路 从市中心一路连接到圣莫尼卡 They wanna connect the 10 Freeway from downtown all the way to Santa Monica.
(维持糖丘甜美 不要混凝土) Bulldoze right through our backyard.
推土机会铲过我们的后院
但有人住在这里 But people live here.
问题是什么人 Now, question is, which people?
停下来 你写错了 Stop it. You're doing it wrong.
琳达 亲爱的 没关系 让他玩就好 Linda, sweetie, it's okay. Just let him play.
你介意下周二再帮我顾他们吗 我要去开委员会 You mind watching them again for me next Tuesday? I have a committee meeting.
- 没问题 - 谢谢 - Of course. - Thank you.
佐特小姐 我能跟你谈谈吗 Miss Zott, can I have a word with you?
能请你把门开着吗 Could you please keep the door open?
你在选美比赛上搞的小花样 让整个胺基酸部门蒙羞 Your little stunt at the pageant made the whole Aminos department look foolish.
身为你的主管 你的行为让我颜面无光 As your supervisor, your behavior reflects poorly on me.
我的部门里不允许这样 我希望你的态度好一点 This is not how I run my department. I expect a better attitude.
再让我丢脸一次 你就会被开除 Embarrass me again and you're done.
我能跟你一起坐吗 May I join you?
可以 You may.
那是你做的 You made that?
你要尝尝吗 我猜你一整天都没吃东西 Would you like to try some? I assume you haven't eaten all day.
不 我的抽屉里有一包苏打饼干 Oh, no. I have a sleeve of saltines in my desk.
你想必严重便秘 You must be very constipated.
谢谢 Thank you.
天啊 这... Wow. That's--
我从没吃过...真是完美 I've never had-- That's perfect.
并不完美 但有臻于完美的潜力 It's not perfect, but it has the potential to be.
这是我第78次尝试 This is my 78th attempt.
目前我在关注芝士 My current focus is cheese.
芝士 Cheese?
在约92度 芝士中的固态乳脂会液化 At about 92 degrees, the solid milk fat in the cheese liquefies,
而让酪蛋白结合的键会断裂 但融化过程并不顺畅 and the bonds holding together the casein proteins break. But the melt isn't smooth.
是吗 It isn't?
对 所以我一直用柠檬酸钠实验 No. Which is why I've been experimenting with sodium citrate.
钠可以取代某些 The sodium substitutes for some of the calcium
造成蛋白质黏着的钙 所以当芝士被加热... that's causing the proteins to cling, so when the cheese heats--
蛋白质就会彼此分离 成为乳化剂 Proteins separate from each other, acting as emulsifiers,
通过将水和脂肪结合 增强乳化 strengthening the emulsion by holding water and fat together.
完全没错 Precisely.
而你需要我的核糖 让你的肉酱千层面食谱臻于完美 And you needed my ribose to perfect your lasagna recipe?
不 肉酱千层面是我的晚餐 我需要你的核糖做研究 No. Lasagna is my dinner. I needed your ribose for my research.
99%的人体是由碳 Ninety-nine percent of the human body is made up of carbon,
氢 氮 氧 钙与磷组成 外加一些离子 hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, calcium, phosphorus, with a few ions thrown in.
但我们如何演变成 地球上如此复杂的物种 But how did we get to this level of complexity here on Earth?
我俩坐在这张餐桌旁聊天 The two of us sitting here at this table, talking,
从一群原子和小分子变成... going from a soup of atoms and small molecules to now with--
这就是我想揭开的谜团 That is what I'm trying to uncover.
无生源论 Abiogenesis.
你对这有兴趣 You're interested in it?
让我彻夜难眠 Keeps me up at night.
我也是 Me too.
我读过你以前的论文 但你目前在研究什么 I've read your past papers, but what are you working on currently?
我正在进行探索性研究 关于... I'm doing exploratory research on--
天然酵素的鉴定 分离 归类 on natural enzyme identification, isolation, classification.
这...好香 It's-- That smells good.
是马铃薯泥吗 Is that mashed potatoes?
不好意思 Excuse me.
人间美味 Man alive.
不 那毫无道理 因为... No. That doesn't make any sense, 'cause that--
那无法解释你如何形成环闭合 that doesn't explain how you closed the ring.
当然 但当运用多聚磷酸 Sure. But when a polyphosphoric acid is applied,
就形成高单酯含量的磷酸酯 你看 it creates phosphate esters with a high monoester content. See?
很有道理 That's a pretty good point.
这有点像鸡和蛋的难题 It is a bit of a chicken and egg situation,
但若你考虑到奥卡姆剃刀法则 but if you consider Occam's razor,
大自然会选择一个比较复杂的系统 来创造比较不复杂的东西吗 would nature choose a system that is more complex to create something less complex?
那RNA世界学说怎么解释 So RNA world theory?
佐特小姐 我需要喝一杯你的特制咖啡 Miss Zott, I'm gonna be needing one of your special cups of joe
来熬过这个下午 to get me through this afternoon.
好的 Right.
当然 如果我不给平庸的化学家煮美味咖啡 Of course, I would be much further along in my research
我的研究完成度会高得多 if I wasn't making excellent coffee for mediocre chemists.
你即将取得重大科学突破 You're on the verge of a major scientific breakthrough.
- 你需要跟唐纳提谈 - 我谈过了 他拒绝 - You need to talk to Donatti. - I did. He said no.
这毫无道理 为什么 That doesn't make any sense. Why?
性别歧视 Sex discrimination.
什么 What?
还有政治考量 偏袒和一直以来的不公平 Well, also politics and favoritism and general unfairness.
但没错 主要是性别歧视 But yes, mostly sex discrimination.
我不懂 为何有人会因为 I don't understand. Why would anyone discriminate based on
对智商没有决定性作用的 性别去歧视别人 something as intellectually non-determinative as gender?
凯文 你叫得出几个女性科学家 Calvin, how many female scientists can you name?
居里夫人 Madame Curie.
没错 你觉得这只是巧合吗 Exactly. Do you think that's just by happenstance?
我不知道 我之前从没思考过这个问题 I don't know. I hadn't considered it until now.
当然 你不必思考 因为人们非常赞赏你的潜力 Of course. You haven't had to, because people fully appreciate your potential.
我的实验室到了 This is me.
要咖啡的人举手 Raise your hand if you'd like coffee.
好 我一直在想 Okay. I've been thinking.
你的分子合成研究 会对我的酵素研究有帮助 My enzyme research would benefit from your molecular synthesis work.
所以我能跟唐纳提谈 叫他让你替我工作 So I can talk to Donatti, tell him to let you work for me,
然后你就能完全专心进行自己的研究 and then you'd be able to focus entirely on your own research.
不 唐纳提绝不会聘我当化学家 只能当实验室技师 No, Donatti would never hire me as a chemist. Only a lab tech.
严格说来是如此 但你能进行独立研究 真正的化学 Technically. But you'd be doing independent research, actual chemistry.
你可以自由发挥 You would have free rein.
但我在其他人眼中只是实验室技师 But I'd be a lab tech to everyone else.
显然是如此 在完美的世界 你不会需要任何人的帮忙 Obviously. In a perfect world, you wouldn't need help from anyone.
但你也说得非常清楚 But, as you pointed out very lucidly,
你身处一个处处不公平的体制 you are working within a system that is pervasively unfair.
要你在假装公平的情况下工作 简直是... For you to operate as if it were fair, that's--
你能解释这个道理给我听吗 Can you explain to me how that makes any sense at all?
我会把你当成同事 I'll treat you as an equal.
拜托 你是这间实验室里最聪明的人之一 Hell, you're one of the smartest people in this lab.
凯文 无论我跟你合作或为你工作 都不重要 Calvin, it doesn't matter if I work with you or for you.
人们会把研究成果当成你的 我永远不会被当成科学家 People will view the work as yours. I'll never be seen as a scientist.
当你以首席科学家的身份发表 他们就会 When you publish as lead scientist, they will.
你穿睡衣吗 Are you wearing pajamas?
不 这是我的 跑步服装 我上下班都用跑的 No. That's my running gear. I run to and from work.
你说用跑的是什么意思 What does that mean, you run?
我跑步锻炼 I run, you know, for exercise.
我知道人们觉得很奇怪 但这能让我沉淀心情 I know people find it odd, but it helps quiet my mind.
考虑一下我的提议 Think about my offer.
凯文 Calvin?
我接受 Yes.
是吗 Yes?
是的 Yes.
我在实验室洗澡 I shower in my lab,
所以你进来之前先敲门 so just knock before entering.
请放心 我一定会敲门 Rest assured, I will knock.
佐特小姐 这里是有规矩的 当你不遵守规矩 那就是我的责任 There is protocol, Miss Zott. When you don't follow protocol, it falls on me.
你知道因为你半途离开选美比赛 Do you have any idea the blowback that I got
我受到多少抨击吗 when you left the pageant halfway through?
佛拉斯克小姐 我很同情你 I am sympathetic, Miss Frask,
但我很想认真讨论我提出的要求 but I'd really like to stay focused on my request.
这是馊主意 It's a bad idea.
若你需要实验室技师 有很多优秀的同事让你选 If you need a lab tech, there's plenty of good fellas for you to choose from.
天啊 这是性别歧视 Oh, boy, this is sex discrimination.
我甚至不懂这是什么意思 I don't even know what that means.
佛拉斯克小姐 这不是我草率做出的决定 Miss Frask, I did not take this decision lightly.
他纯粹是出于专业意图 His intentions are purely professional.
亲爱的 在男女之间 Oh, honey, there's no such thing as a professional relationship
没有所谓的专业关系 between a man and a woman.
我没想到你会这么傻 I didn't think you'd be as foolish as that.
他非你不要是有原因的 而我不认为是你的履历 There's a reason he's dead set on you, and I don't think it's your CV.
除了居里夫人 你叫得出几个女性化学家 How many women chemists can you name, aside from Madame Curie?
- 她不够资格 - 我不是来征求你的同意 - She's unqualified. - I didn't come here asking for permission.
我是来确定文件填写正确的 I came here to make sure that the paperwork was filled out correctly.
伊凡斯 你自以为是这里的老板 这无所谓 Evans, you walk around here like you own the place, which is fine.
只要兰森的经费一直进来 As long as the Remsen funding keeps flowing.
但钱一用光 你就准备走人吧 But as soon as the money dries up, you're gone.
我们是同事 如此而已 We are colleagues. Nothing more, nothing less.
不 亲 你是他的实验室技师 No, dear. You're his lab tech.
我见过这种事 男人死性不改 And I've seen this before. Men are men.
他会改变心意 接下来呢 He will change his mind. And then what?
你跟佛拉斯克小姐谈得顺利吗 Everything good with Miss Frask?
搞定了 唐纳提那边呢 Boilerplate. And Donatti?
轻松愉快 A breeze.
我希望开着门 I prefer the door open.
好 没问题 Okay, sure.
我整理了我们的器材 任何正常人都会觉得整齐 So, I organized our equipment in a way that a sane person might appreciate,
我还清扫了苏打饼干屑 and I swept up the saltine crumbs.
不是因为我是女人 Not because I'm a woman,
而是我无法想像化学实验室里 能有比那更糟糕的物质存在 but because I can't imagine a worse substance to be in a chemistry lab.
内裤你自己洗 The underwear is your responsibility.
你动了量筒 Did you move the graduated cylinders?
我认为中间的桌子比较方正 I thought the center table was more equidistant.
音乐这么大声 你怎能工作 How can you work when the music is so loud?
只有这样 我才能好好思考 你把抹刀也移走了吗 It's the only way I can think. You moved the spatulas too?
你从来没跟别人共用过空间 对吧 You've never shared space with someone, have you?
我喜欢凡事按照自己的意思 I like things the way I like them.
凯文 不是我不喜欢音乐 Calvin, it's not that I don't like music.
我是不喜欢这种音乐 杂乱无章 I just don't like this music. It's cluttered.
这就是我喜欢听的原因 能帮助我思考 That's what I like about it. It helps me think.
你永远不知道接下来是什么乐器 You never know what's gonna come around the corner.
是小号吗 然后出现打鼓声 这样很刺激 A trumpet, huh? Here comes the drums. It's exciting.
好吵 Noise.
或者我只是欣赏不同类型的音乐 Or I just appreciate something different.
可预测 公式化的结构 Predictability. Formulaic structure.
我喜欢和弦移动 改变与彼此堆叠 I like the way the chords move, change, build upon one another,
像分子的基本组成 like basic components into molecules.
怎么了 What?
你迟到了 我已经开始第一次实验 You're late. I already started the first trial.
我 认为我们能每天轮流 I thought we could alternate every day.
各退一步 Compromise.
现在情况如何 What do we have here?
- 佐特家 - 嗨 我是凯文 - Zott residence. - Hi. It's Calvin.
凯文伊凡斯 你的实验室搭档 Calvin Evans. Your lab partner.
凯文 现在快晚上8点了 Calvin, it's almost 8:00 p.m.
对 我只是...一直在想你说的最后一句话 Yeah, I just-- I can't stop thinking about the last thing you said
关于嘧啶和嘌呤的基本结构 about the basic structure of pyrimidines and purines,
这让我联想到之前被我忽视的一件事 and it led me somewhere I had previously dismissed.
核素独立 Nuclein independence?
对 Yes.
等等 我去拿笔记本 Hold on. Let me grab my notebook.
其实我刚才就在写下一些东西 I was actually just jotting something down earlier
关于米歇尔的高磷含量理论... about Miescher's theory on the high phosphorus content of--
等等 Hold on.
- 糟糕 - 伊莉莎白 - Oh, shit. - Elizabeth?
糟糕 我得挂了 Shit. I have to go.
- 发生什么事 - 我把晚餐烧焦了 - What happened? - I just burnt my dinner.
天啊 我还以为是什么严重的事 Oh, my goodness. I thought it was something serious.
这是严重的事 我从来不会把东西烧焦 Well, this is serious. I don't burn things.
真的 从来不会 你从来没烧焦过任何东西 Really? Never? You've never burnt anything?
对 我刚才分心了 No. I wasn't concentrating.
有时候犯错可能是好事 Well, sometimes mistakes can be a good thing.
错误可以带来意料之外的结果 They can lead us to what we don't expect.
我得挂了 晚安 I have to go. Good night.
好的 Okay.
天啊 Oh, man.
我知道了 That's it.
我在跑步时豁然开朗 I had an epiphany on my run.
请你把门打开 好吗 Could you please open the door?
- 是你激励了我 - 凯文 - You inspired this. - Calvin.
- 就像你说的 奥卡姆剃刀法则 - 凯文 - It's like you said. Occam's razor. - Calvin.
若核酸真能译成更复杂的分子呢 What if nucleic acids can actually encode far more complex molecules?
- 比方说... - 凯文 我叫你把门打开 - Like, say, a-- - Calvin, I said, the door!
伊莉莎白 Elizabeth.
伊莉莎白 一切还好吗 我做错了什么吗 Elizabeth. Is everything okay? Did I do something?
这是一个错误 This was a mistake.
我不懂 I don't understand.
梅纳反应让肉类 还没被放入烤箱就迅速焦黄 The Maillard reaction quickly browned the meat before placing it in the oven.
现在 来瞧瞧我们辛苦的成果 Now, let's see the fruits of our labor.
惨了 Oh, my God.
- 沃特 要直接进广告吗 - 不 我不知道 不 - Walter, should we cut to commercial? - No. I don't know. No.
那不是我们预期的结果 That was not the intended outcome.
在科学界 你努力控制实验中的每一个变数 In science, you endeavor to control every variable of your experiment.
实验室的温度 污染物的数量 The temperature in your lab, the number of contaminants,
每一种器材的正确校准 the correct calibration for each piece of equipment.
有时候 你无法倚赖一个公式 Sometimes you can't count on a formula.
有时候 你无法控制每一个变数 Sometimes you can't control each variable.
有时候... Sometimes--
在很多时候... Many times...
事情会变得乱七八糟 things just turn out messy.
有时候 你会把肉酱千层面烧焦 Sometimes you will burn the lasagna.
所以我想今晚得吃剩菜了 So I guess it's leftovers tonight.
孩子们 去准备餐桌 你们的妈妈需要独处一下 Children, set the table. Your mother needs a moment for herself.
(抱歉 出现技术问题)
字幕翻译:吴梦熊