有些人说过我过于敏感 Some people have said I'm overly sensitive.
又咋了 What now?
米希给我吃肉桂味口香糖 Missy gave me cinnamon gum!
行行行 Sure, sure.
有些人我是指所有人 And by some people, I mean everyone.
虽然我可能不是当X战警的料 While I may not be X-Men material...
但我一直都有着超乎常人的五感 ...I have always possessed unusually heightened senses.
小乔治 穿上你的鞋 Georgie, put your shoes back on!
他才闻不到这个呢 He can't smell this.
我可以 Yes, I can!
我还有超强的听力 I also had extraordinary hearing.
在晚餐时 我通常可以忽略刺耳的咀嚼声 During dinner, I could tune out the cacophony of chewing,
吸食声 slurping,
咀嚼声 餐具摩擦盘子声 chewing, cutlery scraping against plates,
咀嚼声 chewing,
以及我父亲那 and my father's heavy breathing
拍打番茄酱罐时的沉重呼吸声 as he wrestled with a ketchup bottle.
但今晚有一个声音我无法忽略 But tonight, there was one sound I couldn't tune out.
你为什么不吃饭 谢尔顿 Why aren't you eating, Sheldon?
有这么刺耳的噪音我怎么吃得下 How can I with that horrible noise?
什么噪音 What noise?
那烦人的高频嗡嗡声 That irritating, high-pitched buzz.
我没听到啊 I don't hear nothin'.
我也没听到 Me, neither.
你们怎么能没听到 How can you not?
等等 Wait.
我好像听到了 I think I hear it.
-你听到了吗 -听到了 - You do? ‭- Yeah.
是从你嘴巴传出的 It's coming out of your face.
我好像能听到一点点嗡嗡声吧 I guess I hear a little hum.
冰箱本来就会发出声音啊 谢尔顿 Refrigerators make noise, Sheldon.
这是新的声音 以前它没发出过这声音 This is new. It's never made this sound before.
我们应该叫维修员来 We should call a repairman.
我才不要花钱修没坏的冰箱 I'm not spending money on a fridge that's workin'.
那你就当做是花钱来维护我的精神稳定 Then think of it as spending money on my mental stability.
忽略它 谢尔顿 Ignore it, Sheldon.
对烦我的事物视若无睹不是我的强项 Ignoring things that irritate me isn't my strong suit.
偏执地纠结不放 Obsessively fixating on them--
那才是每天让我起床的原动力 now that's what gets me out of bed in the morning.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
冰箱传出来的声音 The sound from the refrigerator.
就落在D调与升D调之间 It's right between D and D-sharp.
真是恶心到我浑身起鸡皮疙瘩 Ugh! It's making my skin crawl.
那我拿一个枕头按住你的头 What if I hold a pillow over your face
很久很久都不放如何 for, like, a really long time?
不行 那样很危险 No, that's dangerous.
你知道我们家有没有耳塞吗 Do you know if we have earplugs?
如果有 我早塞上了 If we did, I'd be wearing them.
快睡吧 Go to sleep.
我睡不着 I can't.
用你的手指塞住你的耳朵 Put your fingers in your ears.
冒着可能把耳屎推进我内耳道的风险吗 And risk driving wax back into my inner ear canal?
不了 谢谢您啊 No, thank you.
早安 Good morning. ‭
你是想吓死老娘吗 Are you trying to kill me?
不啊 我觉得你可好了 No, I think you're great.
那你为什么在我床上 Then why are you in my bed?
我睡不着 I couldn't sleep.
我们家的冰箱一直发出奇怪的声音 Our refrigerator is making a weird noise.
但你其中一边的鼻孔也是 But so was one of your nostrils,
所以今晚不用期待我会再来了 so don't expect me back tonight.
在我打给警察前回家去 Go home before I call the police.
你才不会报警抓你的小饼饼呢 You wouldn't call the police on your Moonpie.
那我就打给你老妈 Then I'll call your mother.
这个你敢做 That you would do.
把我家的备份钥匙给我留下 And leave my extra key behind.
你对在精神折磨中存活有任何了解吗 Do you know anything about surviving psychological torture?
就因为我家从越共手下逃离 Because my family escaped communist Vietnam,
我们就得对折磨有所了解吗 we have to know about torture?
我就是这么想的 That was my thought.
那你运气不错 Well, you're in luck.
你想了解什么 What do you want to know?
我被我家冰箱传出来的怪响所折磨 I'm being tormented by a sound coming from our refrigerator,
我不知道该怎么面对 and I don't know how to deal with it.
当我叔叔在再教育营时 When my uncle was in a reeducation camp,
他会幻想把折磨他的人 he would imagine disemboweling his torturers
用竹枪给开膛破肚 with a bamboo spike.
或许我还是去买本讲冰箱维修的书吧 Maybe I'll just get a book on refrigerator repair instead.
行 Okay.
新话题 New subject.
杰西卡·吉格穿了黑色胸罩 Jessica Gieger wears a black bra.
我从她衣服的袖口看到的 I saw it through the sleeve of her shirt.
不是米色 不是粉色 Not beige, not pink.
是黑色啊 Black.
好一个神秘的奇女子 So mysterious.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
我要拆了这冰箱 ‭I'm going to take apart the refrigerator
然后找出到底是哪里在发出那个噪音 and figure out what's making that noise.
真是个好棒的主意啊 That is a really good idea.
你通常都不支持我的努力 Usually you're not supportive of my efforts.
我现在更成熟了 I'm more mature now.
妈你回来啦 Hi, Mom.
你这是搞了什么鬼 What did you do?!
好消息 我找出是哪个部件在发出怪响了 Good news. I found out what part was making that noise.
你得把冰箱给我装回去 You have to put this back together!
现在到了宣布坏消息的环节 Now we're getting to the bad news.
你凭什么觉得你能修好它 What made you think you could fix this?
我很聪明 而且有本书 I'm smart... and I had a book.
你现在还觉得自己聪明吗 Do you still think you're smart?
觉得 Yes.
我跟他说别这么做了 他不愿意听 I told him not to do it. He wouldn't listen.
汉克电器维修
两百块吗 $200?!
没事的 我们能凑出钱 It'll be okay. We'll find the money.
等等 旧的冰箱还在车库 Wait. The old fridge in the garage! ‭
怎么 你这... 你这声音是什么意思 What's it...? What was...? What's that?
我把那个冰箱捐给教堂了 Well, I kind of donated that fridge to the church.
给有需要的人嘛 You know, for the needy.
你不是吧 Are you kidding me?
我比你们想象中看过更多这样剑拔弩张的场景 I see tense moments like this more than you think.
我给你们俩留点私人空间吧 I'll just give you guys some space.
你知道修好那个冰箱要花多少钱吗 You know how much it's gonna cost to fix that fridge?
要两百刀 我有超强听力 $200. I have really good hearing.
那你知道我赚钱有多辛苦吗 Do you have any idea how hard I work for the money we get?
对不起 I'm sorry.
我不管要多久的时间 I don't care how long it takes.
这笔债你一毛钱都别想少还我 You're gonna pay me back every cent of this.
遵命 Yes, sir.
我对你非常失望 I am very disappointed in you.
你要是哭了我就不能享受你的痛苦了 You know if you cry, I can't enjoy your pain.
妈 Mom,
谢尔顿害你们损失了这么多钱后 since Sheldon cost you all that money,
谁才是你最爱的孩子啊 我还是小乔治 who's your new favorite-- me or Georgie?
你知道我没有最爱的孩子 You know I don't have favorites.
谁信啊 Yeah, right.
行 谁先把垃圾拿出去丢 谁就是我的最爱 Okay, whoever takes the trash out first is my favorite.
她觉得我们是傻子 She thinks we're stupid.
爸 我很高兴能告诉你 Dad, I'm pleased to tell you
我找到了一份能让我还债的工作了 I've got a job to pay back my debt.
是吗 Is that so?
我要去当送报小童 I'm going to be a paperboy.
那很棒啊 Well, that's great.
我为你感到骄傲 I'm proud of ya.
你打算怎么送那些报纸呢 How do you plan on delivering these papers?
-骑自行车 -你不会骑自行车啊 - Bicycle. - ‭You don't know how to ride a bicycle.
世上没有我学不会的事情 There's nothing I can't learn.
一周前我还不知道怎么拆解冰箱呢 A week ago, I didn't know how to take apart a refrigerator.
他才送不了报纸 He can't deliver newspapers.
-为什么不行 -太危险了 - Why not? ‭- It's too dangerous.
我觉得你有点过度保护他了吧 I think you're being a little overprotective.
你指望他能在清晨5点 You expect him to go riding around at 5:00 A.M.
在车与看门犬以及其他的东西中到处骑吗 with cars and dogs and who knows what else?
我在他这年纪时也做过啊 小乔治也做过 I did it when I was his age. So did Georgie.
你得教你弟弟怎么干这个 You're gonna teach your brother how to do this.
要是我不想呢 What if I don't want to?
你不想也没得选 You're doing it anyway.
没人叫你提供意见 Hey, nobody asked your opinion.
我知道答案嘛 一时情不自禁 I knew the answer. I got excited.
小乔治 Georgie?
干嘛啦 What?
我准备好要洗刷掉我的道德污点了 I'm ready to scrub the moral stain off my character.
我真是恨透了你的一切 I hate everything about you.
卡车什么时候会把报纸送来啊 When does the truck bring the papers?
该来就会来了 When it does.
你这是重言句 That's a tautology.
-什么 -重言句 - What? - ‭A tautology.
虽然是正确的陈述 但基本是废话 A statement that's true, but uninformative.
今天应该是你来教导我事物才对啊 Hey, you're supposed to be the one teaching me.
真是好笑 That's funny.
来了 Oh, there it is!
这里 这里 Over here! Over here!
这好让人兴奋啊 This is exciting.
算吧 It's somethin'.
谢谢 祝你有美好的一天 Thank you! Have a great day!
现在该怎么做 Now what?
拿进车库里然后开始折 Take 'em into the garage and fold 'em.
我的老天 Oh, boy.
这么折 然后用橡皮筋捆上 Fold 'em like this, then rubber band.
但你没有折成同等三折啊 But you didn't fold it into even thirds.
-谁在乎啊 -我在乎 - Nobody cares. - ‭I care.
那就按你想做的做吧 Then do whatever you want.
等你折好了再叫我 Wake me up when you're done.
在接下来的17分钟里 Over the next 17 minutes,
我用了物理与几何 再搭配传统的努力劳动 I used physics, geometry and old-fashioned hard work
创造出了完美的报纸折叠系统 to create the perfect newspaper-folding system.
我做完了 I'm done.
很好 现在都装上拖车吧 Great. Let's load up the wagon.
我折好了这个 还有39份要折 No, I'm done with this one; I still have 39 more to go.
他会没事的 He's gonna be fine.
不用你跟我说 You don't have to tell me that.
我知道他会没事 I know he's gonna be fine.
如果你真的深信不疑 If you believe that,
那你为什么现在不在床上躺着 why aren't you in bed right now?
因为这孩子 Because this is the same boy
可是有过被困在睡袋里出不来呢 who couldn't find his way out of that sleeping bag.
他最终还是出来了 He made his way out.
只是多花了五到十分钟 Just took him five or ten minutes.
我知道你很担心 可是 I know you're worried, but...
他需要体验一下这个世界 he needs to experience the world a little bit.
何不趁世界大部分人还在沉睡时让他做呢 Why not let him do it when most of it's asleep?
我想你说得对 I suppose you're right.
回床上来吗 You coming back to bed?
你疯了吗 Are you crazy?
我的小宝贝可是在外面一片漆黑之中 That's my little boy out there in the dark.
但你的大宝贝就躺在被窝里呀 Mm, but your big boy's right here under the covers.
你可以用好听一点的说法婉拒的 There is a nicer way to say that.
你要派送的地址都有了吗 All right, you got your list of addresses?
-就在这 -你只需到每一家 - Right here. - 'Kay. All you got to do
把报纸扔到他们门前就行了 is go up to each house and throw the newspaper at their front door.
明白了 Got it.
我回去睡觉了 All right, I'm going back to bed.
谢谢你 小乔治 Thank you, Georgie.
你是一个很棒的老师 You've been a wonderful teacher,
我很感激你花时间... and I'm very appreciative that you took the ti--
我的手掌变黑了 Ah! My hands are black!
-为什么我的手黑了 -淡定 - Why are my hands black? ‭- Relax.
那只是报纸上的油墨 It's just the ink from the papers.
为什么没人告诉过我 Why wasn't I warned of this?!
洗掉吧 这该死的污点 Out, damned spot.
这是莎士比亚的名句 That's from Shakespeare!
出自《麦克白》
你好 谢尔顿 Hey, Sheldon.
你好 比利 Hello, Billy.
你是我们新的送报小童吗 Are you our new paperboy?
对 我要加入打工族的世界 Yes, I'm joining the work-a-day world.
我也工作 我照顾我们家的鸡 I work, too! I take care of our chickens.
别误会 Don't get the wrong idea.
我长大后打算当一名理论物理学家 When I grow up, I plan on being a theoretical physicist.
酷 Cool.
我还是要继续养鸡 I'm sticking with chickens.
那好吧 祝你今天愉快 All righty then. Have a nice day.
你也是 You, too.
赞 今天是周一 Oh, cool, it's Monday.
他做得怎么样 How's he doing?
都出门二十分钟了 才到第二户人家 Been out here 20 minutes. This is his second house.
他扔东西技术很像你 He throws like you.
说第一天有挑战性 To say this first day
不足以形容当时的艰辛 was challenging would be an understatement.
说那周剩下的日子情况有所好转 To say the rest of the week got better from there would be
那就是会被火烧屁股惩罚的谎言 the kind of lie that sets pants on fire.
糟了 不要啊 Oh, no! Oh, my! Oh!
不要 妈呀 妈呀 Oh, no! Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
妈呀 妈呀 Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Ah! Ah!
妈呀 Oh, dear.
妈呀 Oh, dear!
妈呀 妈呀 Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
妈呀 妈呀 妈呀 Oh, dear, oh, dear. Oh, dear, oh, dear.
妈呀 妈呀 妈呀 Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
有趣小知识 Fun fact,
周日的报纸比较厚 额外多了一捆 the larger Sunday paper required a second bundle.
妈呀 Oh, dear.
经过一周与动物 After a week of tangling with animals,
大自然和一名 Mother Nature, and a delivery man
残臂暴躁快递员的搏斗 with a good arm and a bad attitude,
是时候获取我辛勤工作的回报了 it was time to reap the benefits of my hard work.
收钱 Collecting!
-谢尔顿你好 -斯帕克斯太太你好 - Hey, Sheldon. ‭- Hello, Mrs. Sparks.
我来收这周送报纸的钱 I'm here to collect for this week's paper delivery.
对 等等 Right. Hang on.
另外有人告诉我通常还会给小费 Also, I'm given to understand that tipping is customary,
所以请随意表达你的感激之情 so feel free to express your appreciation.
给你 Here you go.
你给我一毛钱小费 You tipped me a dime?
有问题吗 Is there a problem?
没有 只是好像不太多 No, it just doesn't seem like very much.
你每天都送晚了 You were late every day.
我得勇敢面对恶劣天气 Well, I had to brave the elements.
我看到你了 I saw you.
你的表现可说不上"勇敢" "Brave" isn't the word that I would use.
谢尔顿 Hey, Sheldon.
你好像很难过 You look sad.
我是很难过 I am.
想要个鸡蛋吗 Want an egg?
谢尔顿 Sheldon?
干嘛 What?
你真讨厌 You suck.
抱歉 但我要工作 I'm sorry, but I have a job to do.
你还要做多久才能还爸爸钱 How much longer till you pay Dad back?
照这个速度 六个月 At this rate, six months.
你真讨厌 You suck.
记得叫爸妈签名 Make sure your parents sign these.
周五前交回给我 I'll need 'em back by Friday.
库珀先生 你迟到了 Mr. Cooper, you're late.
我知道我迟到了 I know I'm late.
我的单车辅助轮坏了 My training wheels broke.
辅助轮 Training wheels?
对 德瑞克 Yes, Derek!
我像小孩子一样用辅助轮 I have training wheels like a child!
我也像成年人一样有工作 I also have a job like an adult.
我是一个复杂难懂的人 I'm a very complicated person!
就当是复杂难懂吧 Sure. Let's go with complicated.
好了 别忘了家长同意书 Okay. Permission slips.
杯子里装的什么 What's in the mug?
这是咖啡杯 丹 It's a coffee mug, Tam.
你说装的是什么 What do you think is in it?
有可能是汤啊 Could be soup.
是咖啡 It's coffee.
你从哪弄到的 Where'd you get it?
教师休息室 在你问之前 The teachers' lounge. And before you ask,
我先说 我不是世界上最棒的爷爷 no, I'm not the world's greatest grandpa.
你什么时候开始喝咖啡的 Since when do you drink coffee?
我不喝 但我的工作快压垮我了 I don't, but this job is killing me.
你不会懂的 You wouldn't understand.
你知道我有工作的吧 You realize I have a job.
在你父母开的便利店打工 At your parents' convenience store?
那不算数的 That doesn't count.
为什么 Why not?
你能坐在收银台 You get to sit at a cash register
享受计算的乐趣 and have the fun of doing math.
其实呢 收银机会告诉你 Actually, the cash register tells you
该找多少钱 how much change to give.
那太惨了 Oh. That's too bad.
我听说他们要开一家橄榄园餐厅 Oh, I hear they're opening an Olive Garden
-就在原来时时乐那个地方 -汉普顿路吗 - where the old Sizzler used to be. - On Hampton Road?
-对 -那里原来好像不是时时乐 - Yeah. ‭- I don't think that was a Sizzler.
而是奇奇美式墨西哥餐吧 That was a Chi-Chi's.
不对 奇奇在贝德福德路 No, the Chi-Chi's is on Bedford,
在一家惠又多鞋店对面 across from the Payless Shoes.
没错 因为我们有一次买完鞋 She's right. Because, one time, we got shoes
就去吃了奇奇 and then we got Chi-Chi's.
真是美好的一天 That was a good day.
那应该就是时时乐了 Huh. I guess that was a Sizzler.
那餐厅关门了 真可惜 I'm sorry they closed that.
40街还有一家 Oh, there's still the other one on Route 40.
谁在乎啊 Who cares?!
你有意见吗 You have a problem?
有 我辛苦了一天 Yes, I do. I've had a long day.
想要安静平和地吃顿晚餐 Is it too much to ask for a dinner
这要求很过分吗 with a little peace and quiet?
谢尔顿 你不能这么跟你爸爸说话 Sheldon, you do not talk to your father like that.
好吧 我还不想跟你们说话呢 Fine. I'd rather not speak to any of you.
我还是去跟他聊聊吧 Maybe I better go talk to him.
不 我去 No, I got this. ‭
乔治 你自己先冷静下来吧 George, maybe you should calm down first.
我能搞定 I got this.
你想解释一下吗 You want to explain yourself?
我宁愿直接上床睡觉 I'd rather just go to bed,
反正几小时后就要起床了 since I have to be up in a few hours anyway.
我知道你很累 但你也不能... Look, I understand you're tired, but that is no reason for you...
我不只是累 我是精疲力尽 I'm not just tired. I'm exhausted.
全身上下都疼 Everything hurts.
我每天早上起床 I get up in the morning
去做一份我根本不喜欢的工作 to do this job I don't even like.
而且我做这份工纯是为了钱 And I'm doing it just for the money,
可钱还少得可怜 and it's not even a lot of money.
我一直尝试付出更多努力 I keep trying harder and harder,
但情况完全没有改变 and it doesn't even make a difference.
所以如果你要吼我或惩罚我 So if you're going to yell at me or punish me,
就赶紧罚完了事 let's just get it over with.
我不打算惩罚你 I'm not gonna punish you.
为什么 我罪有应得 Why not? I deserve it.
让我告诉你我今天过得如何 Let me tell you about my day.
今天校长大骂我 I got yelled at by the principal
因为我不让一个英语挂科的线卫上场比赛 for benching a linebacker who's flunking English.
然后那孩子的父母骂得我更凶 Then I got yelled at even more by the kid's parents.
之后我在更衣室制止了一场打架 Then I had to break up a fight in the locker room.
被肘击中了脖子 Got elbowed in the neck.
你今天真惨 That's a rough day.
这些都是早上十点前发生的 That was all before 10:00 A.M.
所以我明白你的痛苦 So I get what you're going through.
但你会发现 我没回家拿你撒气 But you'll notice, I didn't come home and take it out on you.
确实没有 No, you didn't.
我希望你回去 I want you to get back in there,
向所有人道歉 然后把饭吃完 apologize to everyone, and finish your dinner.
遵命 Yes, sir.
我父亲的智慧深深触动了我 My father's wisdom touched me deeply.
所以 至今 Which is why, to this day,
无论我经历了什么 no matter what I'm going through,
我都不会惹恼或辱骂 I am never irritating or abusive
我任何一个朋友或家人 to any of my friends or loved ones.
不信问他们 他们会告诉你 Ask them. They'll tell you.
接下来几个月里 For the next several months,
我继续按路线送报 I continued working my paper route
直到还清我爸爸钱为止 until I paid my father back.
而我说工作 是指委派贤能 And by working, I mean deligating.
我不知道这是哪儿 I've no idea where I am.