《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
我跟约翰·斯特吉斯博士一直有通信 I've been corresponding with Dr. John Sturgis
他在东德克萨斯理工大学教书 at East Texas Tech.
他说我能去旁听他的课 He said I could audit his course.
我是约翰·斯特吉斯 I'm John Sturgis.
谢尔顿邀请我来共进晚餐 Sheldon invited me to dinner.
意面配热狗丁真是超好吃 Spaghetti and hot dogs is delightful.
这表示你只是暂时待在这个城市吗 You're only here temporarily?
目前的计划是这样 That's the plan for now,
但如果有理由留下 我也可以留 but I could be enticed to stay.
姥姥 我觉得他话中有话 I do believe there was subtext there.
你有听出弦外之音吗 Did you pick up on it?
好了 Okay.
我们晚点见 I'll see you later.
你确定你不要留下来陪我吗 Are you sure you don't want to stay with me?
算了吧 我也听不懂这些东西 I don't think so. I don't really understand this stuff.
我看电影《辣身舞》时也是这感觉啊 That's how I felt when we watched Dirty Dancing,
但我也没走 and I stayed.
当那电影男主角在这里脱下上衣时 When Patrick Swayze takes his shirt off in here,
我会回来的 你好好上课 I'll be back. You have a good one.
你好 Hello.
你好 Hi.
你是谁 Who are you?
我叫佩吉 I'm Paige.
我喜欢你的领结 I like your bow tie.
谢谢 Thank you.
你看起来非常年轻啊 佩吉 You seem awfully young, Paige.
你是班上哪位成人带来的吗 Are you with an adult who's taking this class?
不是 约翰·斯特吉斯博士 No. Dr. Sturgis heard about my research
听了我关于高温下的量子色动力学演讲 on quantum chromodynamics at high temperatures
之后就邀请我来旁听他的课 and invited me to audit his course.
是吗 Is that so?
对啊 他对我超好 Yes. He's been super nice.
有意思 我先说清楚 Interesting. Well, just so we're clear,
她是我的导师 也是我姥姥的男朋友 he's my mentor, he's my meemaw's boyfriend,
他还来我家吃过意粉配热狗丁 and he had spaghetti and hot dogs at my house.
热狗上有意粉吗 The spaghetti goes on the hot dogs?
不是的 No.
你知道这是十分进阶的课程吧 You realize this is a very advanced class.
我们会谈到从夸克模型推导核子物理 We'll be discussing deriving nuclear physics from the quark model.
你知道他会不会 Do you know if he'll be doing a
教用矩阵乘法做八色胶子运算吗 full color octet calculation with matrix manipulations?
我不知道 I do not.
那你知道怎么做莱布尼茨积分法则吗 Do you know how to differentiate under the integral sign?
不会 No.
那你知道什么吗 Well, do you know anything?
我知道你坐了我的专座 I know you're in my spot.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
你几岁啊 How old are you?
我十岁 I'm ten.
我也十岁 I'm ten, too.
你的生日是几月几号 When's your birthday?
2月26号 February 26.
我3月17号 March 17.
我是全班最小的孩子呢 I'm the youngest person in this class.
真有意思 That's funny.
太好了 Oh, good.
你们俩已经见过面啦 I see you two have met.
我比他还小 I'm younger than him.
你怎么没提过她要来上这门课 How come you never mentioned she was coming to this class?
我觉得会是个有趣的惊喜嘛 I thought it would be a fun surprise.
我不喜欢惊喜 I don't like surprises.
我也不喜欢 Neither do I.
那你为什么还这么做 Then why did you do it?
有些人喜欢惊喜啊 Some people like surprises.
我喜欢惊喜 I love surprises.
那你喜欢这个惊喜吗 Did you enjoy this one?
-喜欢 -5成成功率 - Yes. - A 50% success rate.
还不错 开始上课吧 Not bad. Let's get started.
从跟我姐姐分享我妈妈的子宫之后 Not since sharing a uterus with my twin sister
我还没有这么不爽地坐在别人旁边过 have I been so unhappy sitting next to someone.
某人在后座很安静啊 Awful quiet back there.
我有一种我不太熟悉的情绪 I'm having an emotion I'm unfamiliar with.
会不会是跟今天有了新同学有关呢 Hmm. Think it might have something to do with your new classmate?
有可能 It's possible.
她是我的社交方程中唯一的新变数 She's the only variable in the social equation.
你有什么感觉 So what are you feeling?
我脸蛋发热 My face is hot,
肚子里仿佛打了结 I've a knot in my stomach,
我还得忍着踢你椅背的冲动 and I'm resisting the urge to kick your seat right now.
我觉得有可能是嫉妒 I'm thinking it might be jealousy.
不可能 我的性格里没有嫉妒 No, that's not in my nature.
行吧 那来用删去法 All right, let's go through all the emotions.
我看了看你的脸部表情 I'm looking at your face,
我觉得可以删掉开心 so I'm gonna rule out happy.
你难过吗 Are you sad?
不 情绪里有太多愤怒 No, there's too much anger in there.
那或许你是生气 Oh, well, maybe you're angry.
不 情绪里也包含太多难过 No, there's too much sad in there.
或许你是暗恋上了她 Maybe you got a little crush on her.
你是想要我踢你椅背吗 Do you want me to kick your seat?
我不知道了 小饼饼 I don't know, Moonpie.
我还是觉得你是嫉妒了 I'm still thinking it might be jealousy.
给我一个我可能嫉妒的理由 Give me one reason why I would be jealous.
你很在乎斯特吉斯博士 Well, Dr. Sturgis means a lot to you,
而现在他把注意力都放在别人身上 and now he's paying attention to somebody else.
你曾经是班里唯一的一个聪明孩子 You're used to being the only smart kid around,
现在又多了一个 and now there's another.
而且还有可能... Oh, and there's the possibility...
我让你说一个理由而已 谢谢啊 I said one reason, thank you.
你好 Hello?
你好啊 玛丽 Hello, Mary.
我是约翰·斯特吉斯 This is John Sturgis,
谢尔顿的教授也是你母亲的爱人 Sheldon's professor and your mother's lover.
"约翰"我就知道了 不用补充那么多 Hi. And "John" was more than enough.
我打来是因为我班上来了个新学生 I was calling because there's a new student in my class
她跟谢尔顿同龄 who's Sheldon's age.
真的假的 No kidding.
她妈妈问我能不能帮忙交换联系方式 Her mother wondered if I could put you two in contact
毕竟你们两家有很多共同之处 since you have so much in common.
没问题啊 Oh, of course.
太好了 Excellent.
你拿好纸笔我就给你念她电话号码 I'll give you the number when you're ready.
我拿好了 I am ready.
4093566049 409-356-6049.
约翰 John?
怎么了 Yes?
这是我家的号码 That's my number.
还真是 So it is!
真是好兴奋啊 This is so exciting.
你知道这代表什么吗 Don't you understand what this means?
与其让我感觉像个傻子 你还是直接说吧 Rather than me feel dumb, how about you just tell me?
这是跟我们有共同之处的家长 These are parents we can actually relate to.
-行吧 -这些年来我们一直烦恼 - Yeah, sure. - All the times we wonder
我们到底有没有养好谢尔顿 if we're doing right by Sheldon or how to handle him,
我们现在终于有人可以交换心得笔记啦 we finally have someone to compare notes with.
还有笔记的吗 There's notes?
我都是即兴发挥 I just been winging it.
-我现在就要打给她 -好主意 - I'm gonna call her right now. - Sounds good.
感谢主 让我们能认识 Oh, thank you, Lord, for connecting us
另一对有一个特别孩子的父母 with the parents of another special child.
你们俩孩子也很特别啊 You kids are special, too.
你觉得自己特别吗 Do you feel special?
好歹我还是家里唯一的女儿 At least I'm the only daughter.
你啥都不沾边 You got nothing.
她这人可自以为什么都懂了 And she's such a know-it-all.
你说过了 Yeah, you mentioned that.
我很好奇她整天一直举手答题手酸不酸 I'm surprised her arm wasn't sore from raising her hand so much.
行行行 Yep, sure.
而且谁上大学笔记本还贴那么多贴纸啊 And who goes to college with stickers on their notepad?
我不知道 I don't know.
还是独角兽贴纸 Unicorn stickers.
我们到家啦 And we're home.
谢利 Hey, Shelly.
你猜谁明天要来家里玩 Guess who's coming over tomorrow?
你的新朋友佩吉 Your new friend Paige.
好了 我要闪人了 Okay, I'm gonna go.
别这样嘛 谢利 说不定你们会变成好朋友 Come on, Shelly. Maybe you'll end up being friends.
我不喜欢她 I don't like her,
我也没打算要喜欢她 我的朋友是丹 I'm not going to like her, and Tam is my friend.
我不需要新朋友了 I don't need another one.
你可以有不只一个朋友啊 You can have more than one friend.
我肯定丹一定也有别的朋友 I'm sure Tam has other friends.
没有 我是他唯一的朋友 No, I'm all he's got.
而就连我都有一半的时间在躲着他 And even I avoid him half the time.
而且你也没有朋友啊 Also, you don't have any friends.
你为什么要那么担心我 Why are you so worried about me?
我有朋友啊 I have friends.
那为什么唯一会来家里的只有姥姥 Then how come the only person who ever comes over is Meemaw?
因为... Because...
好啦 事情的重点不是我 Okay, this isn't about me.
佩吉没有给你留下好的第一印象 So Paige didn't make a good first impression,
但这可以改变啊 but that can change.
那个新的《星际迷航》的剧叫什么 What's that new Star Trek show?
《下一代》吗 Next Generation?
它刚出的时候 你说没有史波克博士 When that first came on, you said a new Star Trek
那个剧不可能会好看 without Dr. Spock could never be good,
但我有看到你在追这个剧啊 but I've seen you watching it.
首先 是史波克先生 Well, first of all, it's Mr. Spock.
史波克医生[博士]是写幼童保健书的 Dr. Spock writes books about babies.
我道歉 My apologies.
其次 佩吉也不是电视剧 And second of all, Paige isn't a TV show.
她是个人 而你知道我对人有什么看法 She's a person, and we all know how I feel about people.
好吧 你听我说 Okay, look.
你说得对 You're right.
我没有多少朋友 I don't have many friends,
所以我希望能够认识佩吉的妈妈 so I was hoping to get to know Paige's mom.
但如果这事会让你心里不舒服 But if it makes you uncomfortable,
我可以打给她并取消见面 then I will call her and cancel.
我考虑考虑 I'll think about it.
谢谢你 宝贝 Thank you, baby.
在同一天感到内疚与嫉妒 Guilt and jealousy in the same day.
我那晚辗转难眠 I slept hard that night.
你知道有一种人工香草 Did you know that there's a type of vanilla flavoring
是从美洲河狸的肛门腺提取出来的吗 derived from the anal glands of the North American beaver?
感觉你应该在我们开动前 That seems like a fact you could have shared
分享这个小知识才对啊 before we started eating.
当然这并不常被用到 It isn't used very often.
我能理解 毕竟要从那小囊中挤出来很难 I understand it's difficult to, uh, milk the little sacs.
厉害 好的 新话题 Cool. Okay, new topic.
来聊聊谢尔顿 Let's talk about Sheldon.
很好 什么事 Wonderful. What about him?
他有点难接受班里新来的女同学 He's having kind of a hard time with the new girl in your class.
真的吗 为什么 Really? Why?
你对她的特别关爱令他感到有些嫉妒 He's jealous of the attention you're paying her.
她很棒嘛 Well, she's remarkable.
你看到了吗 少这样一点 You see that? Less of that.
但我也觉得他很棒啊 But I think he's remarkable, too.
完美 这样多一点 前面那样少一点 Perfect. More of that, less of the other one.
懂了 Understood.
你看 这就是为什么我们特别搭 See, this is why we're great together.
你教导我社交礼仪 You teach me about social etiquette,
我教你河狸肛门的知识 and I teach you about beaver anuses.
的确是很奇妙 It is magical.
你知道肛"们"可以被用来 Did you know "ani" is also acceptable
指复数的"肛"吗 as the plural of "anus"?
奇妙一波接一波 And the magic continues.
你分享出来想必也很困难吧 Must have been most difficult for you to share.
想到要一整个下午 The thought of spending an afternoon
都跟佩吉相处令我感到十分折磨 with Paige seemed excruciating,
但我又想让我妈妈开心 but I wanted to make my mother happy.
我内心十分纠结 I was torn.
史波克先生 释放情感 The release of emotions, Mr. Spock,
才是让我们保持健康... is what keeps us healthy--
保持内心健康的方法 emotionally healthy, that is.
但幸好 由伦纳德·尼莫伊先生无情感演绎的 Luckily, the wise words of Gene Roddenberry
来自主创吉恩·罗登伯里所写的金句 flatly delivered by Leonard Nimoy
解决了我的困境 resolved my dilemma.
或许吧 医生 That may be, Doctor.
不过 我发现了 However, I have noted
人们健康良好地释放情绪时 that the healthy release of emotion
常常结果都十分不良好 is frequently very unhealthy.
我发现了如果史波克先生能在进取号危在旦夕时 I realized if Mr. Spock could rise above his emotions
也不慌不乱 凌驾自己的情绪 while the fate of the Enterprise hung in the balance,
我当然也能忍受佩吉几个小时 certainly I could tolerate Paige for a few hours.
我不要看这个破剧 I'm not watching this crap.
我为什么听你的 Why do I listen to you?
托尼 这能帮你选一个专业 Tony, this is going to help you choose a major.
这个测试能帮你集中精神 This test is designed to help you focus.
我知道 但万一测试结果说我只擅长.... I know, but what if it says all I'm good at is...
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
压抑我的情绪 Suppressing my emotions.
是吗 那你压抑一下这个 Oh, yeah? Suppress this.
热狗 Hot dogs.
瓦肯人使用一种叫科林纳的招数 Vulcans use a technique called Kolinahr
来压抑情绪 to suppress their emotions.
谢尔顿 他们来了 Sheldon, they're here!
显然我不是瓦肯人 Obviously, I wasn't a Vulcan.
所以我只能退而求其次 So I did the next best thing:
把我的情绪埋到了最深处 took my feelings and shoved them down so far
也许从此只能变成无心人 they may have been lost forever.
你好呀 谢尔顿 Hi, Sheldon!
史波克先生 释放情感 The release of emotions, Mr. Spock,
是让我们保持健康的方法 is what keeps us healthy.
麦考伊医生就是个白痴 Dr. McCoy was an idiot.
-你家真温馨漂亮 -谢谢 - Well, you just have a beautiful home. - Thank you.
有人想喝比冰茶更烈的饮品吗 Can I interest anyone in something stronger than iced tea?
如果你家有 我就来瓶啤酒吧 Oh, well, I'll take a beer if you have one.
你放心 全靠他 Don't worry. He's personally keeping
孤星酿酒厂才没有倒闭 the Lone Star Brewing Company in business.
他们还真给我寄了一个感谢皮带扣 They did send me a belt buckle.
我去去就回 Be right back.
巴里 琳达告诉我你是牙医 So, Barry, uh, Linda tells me you're a dentist?
对 我在杰斯帕市有个诊所 Uh, yes. I have a practice up in Jasper.
事实上 佩吉还帮我们记账 Uh, Paige actually does some of the bookkeeping for us.
太巧了 That's so funny.
谢尔顿也帮我们报税 Sheldon does our taxes.
以前我们给她贴纸作为酬劳 Oh! Yeah, we used to pay her in stickers,
但今年她开始管我们要钱了 but, this year, she actually started asking for money.
千万别让谢尔顿听见了 Well, don't let Sheldon hear that.
我们都只付他装订夹 We pay him in binder clips.
他喜欢让一切井井有条 He loves being organized.
可不是嘛 Boy, does he.
我们每次去超市 他都要把所有瓶子 We can't go to the grocery store without him making sure
摆成标签对着外面 that all the labels are facing the right way.
负责货架的员工每次见到他都超开心 Oh, the stock boys there are always so happy to see him.
真可爱 That's adorable.
我们重装修完浴室后 他嫌有两块瓷砖贴歪了 Well, it wasn't adorable when we redid our shower
而不肯用 那时就不可爱了 and he wouldn't use it 'cause two of the tiles were crooked.
我们重新弄好之前 He took baths in the sink
他都坚持在水槽里洗澡 until we got it fixed.
佩吉也会做这种怪事吗 So does Paige do any quirky stuff like that?
-没 -其实不会 - No. - Not really.
由于我们要一起度过几小时 Now, since we'll be spending a few hours together,
我列出了一些活动 让我们有事可做 I've created a list of activities to keep us occupied.
我们先参观我的房间 We'll start with a tour of my room,
然后玩桌游 要是还有时间 then board games, and, if time permits,
你可以看我的火车模型 但不许碰 you can look at and not touch my trains.
是《小马宝莉》呀 Oh, My Little Pony.
我超喜欢《小马宝莉》 I love My Little Pony.
那是我姐姐的 不在参观行程里 That's my sister's, and it's not part of the tour.
我也跟我姐姐共用一个房间 I share a room with my sister, too.
超好玩的 It's super fun.
你大错特错了 You're wrong.
这边是我的书桌 Now, over here, we have my desk.
这是我的电脑 This is my computer.
那是我的鼠标 That's my mouse.
这是我的打印机 这些是打印机用纸 This is my printer. This is the paper that goes in the printer.
这盒是备用纸 This is a box of extra paper
也是打印机要用的 that also goes in the printer.
而这张是质子教授的签名照片 And this is my signed picture of Professor Proton.
你有看这个节目吗 Do you watch his show?
没有 我不太喜欢 No. I don't really like it.
你不喜欢吗 You don't?
我觉得他很无聊 I think he's boring.
而且他把什么东西都白痴化来教 And he dumbs everything down.
科林纳啊 别在这一刻弃我而去 Come on, Kolinahr, don't fail me now.
接下来 我们参观... And next on the tour, we have...
一盏灯 a lamp.
这没能让我好过些 This is not making me feel better.
他们的孩子很完美 Their kid is perfect.
我们家孩子也是啊 And so is ours.
所以我们要互相欺骗 行吧 So we're lying to each other. Fine.
能认识另一家跟我们情况类似的家庭 It's just nice to get to know another family
是挺好的事嘛 who's in a similar situation as us.
还在说谎 And we're still lying.
你读几年级 What grade are you in?
八年级 Eighth.
你呢 You?
十年级 Tenth.
酷 Cool.
没人问我 但我读四年级 Nobody asked, but fourth.
大人为什么都这样 Why do grownups do this?
他们喜欢把孩子乱凑一起 They love to stick random kids together
觉得他们一定能成为朋友 and expect them to just be friends.
就是啊 I know.
我超讨厌这样 I hate that.
喜剧《新鲜王子妙事多》说得对 Fresh Prince is right.
家长就是屁都不懂[有同名歌曲] Parents just don't understand.
我很喜欢那首歌 I love that song.
我有那首歌的卡带 I have a cassette of it,
但我是用录音机录的广播 but I recorded it off the radio.
你能听见谢尔顿在后面 You can hear Sheldon in the background
说艾萨克·猪顿爵士[牛顿]的事 saying stuff about Sir Isaac Neutron.
我妹妹也是老提起他 Ugh, my sister's always talking about him.
真不知道为什么 I don't know why.
他好像已经死了 I think he's dead.
你不知道有一个像他这样的弟弟 You have no idea how much it sucks
是多糟心的事 to have a brother like him.
不管你信不信 他跟我同班 Believe it or not, he's in my class.
我父母送佩吉去念私立学校 My parents sent Paige to a private school.
真好 我们家穷读不起私立学校 Cool. We're too poor for that.
谢尔顿会让你们觉得自己很笨吗 Does Sheldon make you feel stupid?
不会 我在其他方面很聪明 Nah, I'm smart in other ways.
我也是 Me, too.
我刚看到巷子里有台旧电视 Hey, I saw an old TV in the alley.
想一起去朝它丢石头吗 Want to go throw rocks at it?
-好啊 -当然想 - Cool! - Hell yeah!
走吧 Let's do it.
我们可以玩传统国际象棋 We could play traditional chess.
如果你有兴趣 我们也可以玩改过的版本 Or if you're interested, we could play a variant
有我发明的新棋子 with a new piece I invented.
听起来很好玩 That sounds fun.
有什么新棋子 What's the new piece?
巫师 A wizard.
巫师不能被吃掉 The wizard cannot be taken, and, at any point,
而且能随时瞬移 跟任意棋子交换位置 he can teleport and switch places with any other piece.
好 不过这有一个明显的漏洞 Yes, but there's an obvious flaw.
-什么漏洞 -玩家被将军时 - What flaw? - Well, any time anyone is checkmated,
可以直接把巫师和国王交换位置 they can simply have the wizard and their king switch places.
这样游戏永远都不会结束 So the game will never end.
我知道 你通过我的测试了 I knew that. You passed my test.
我们告诉佩吉 We told Paige that if she won
如果她赢了地区拼字竞赛 就送她一只小狗 the regional spelling bee, she could get a puppy.
我们家现在有两只小狗 We ended up with two,
因为她赢了两次 'cause she won twice.
有意思 真有意思 Fun! That-That's fun.
好了 All right,
别再说佩吉了 that's enough about Paige.
乔治 我知道你是橄榄球教练 So, George, I know you're a football coach.
你做什么工作呢 玛丽 What about you, Mary?
我在教会做兼职 I work part-time at the church.
真不错 Oh. Oh, that's so nice.
我以前在巴里的诊所上班 I used to work at the practice with Barry,
但后来不得不放弃了 but I had to quit
因为佩吉的日程排得很满 once Paige's schedule started to get busy.
可以理解 Well, that's understandable.
独特的孩子需要加倍的关注 A unique child can require a lot of attention.
是全部的关注吧 Try all the attention. Hmm?
哪有你说的那么夸张 巴里 Okay. You know that's not true, Barry. Well...
她说得对 没那么夸张 She's... she's right. It's not.
不过我父亲节确实是独自度过的 Although I did spend Father's Day alone
因为她带佩吉去看机器人展了 'cause she took Paige to a robotics show.
好了 可以了啦 巴里 Okay. That's enough, Barry.
没必要跟他们说这些 They don't need to hear all this.
没事 That's OK.
我们聚会就是为了这个目的 That's why we're getting together,
交流这类事情 you know, talk about this kind of stuff.
巴里 听起来你觉得自己被冷落了 Barry, it sounds like you might be feeling left out.
才没有 Oh. No.
有时确实如此 Sometimes I do.
不只是我 艾丽卡也这么觉得 And it's not just me. It's Erica, too.
他越说越夸张啦 Oh, now he's just being dramatic.
艾丽卡也有得到很多关爱 Erica gets a lot of attention,
她可讨喜了 and she's just a joy.
可恶 屏幕砸不碎 Dang it, the screen won't break.
要是炸一下肯定会碎 Bet it'll break if we blow it up.
本宫喜欢她 I love her.
好吧 你说得对 Fine, you're right.
艾丽卡可"乖"了 Erica's doing just great.
完全没什么好担心的 Nothing to worry about there.
给点力啊 Oh, come on.
你有火柴吗 You got any matches?
我去去就回 Be right back.
想趁她不在亲热一下吗 While she's gone, you want to make out?
好啊 Sure.
你真的相信多重宇宙理论吗 You actually believe in the multiverse theory?
深信不疑 Very much so.
这是对量子力学 It's the most elegant interpretation
最优美的解读 of quantum mechanics.
所以你真认为有无穷的平行宇宙 So you really think there are an infinite number of universes?
史蒂芬·霍金相信 所以我也相信 Stephen Hawking believes it, so, yes, I do.
如果真有无穷的平行宇宙 Well, if there are an infinite number of universes,
那我觉得这个理论在所有宇宙里都一样蠢 I think that theory's dumb in all of them.
跟你一起很好玩 This is fun.
在学校里我没法跟其他孩子 I don't get to have discussions like this
聊这些话题 with kids at my school.
你呢 Do you?
聊不了 No.
你可曾希望过自己跟其他人一样 Do you ever wish you were just like everyone else?
完全没有 Not at all.
我也没有 Me neither.
我很享受比其他人聪明的感觉 I love being smarter than everyone.
我也是 Me, too.
我开始觉得也许我和佩吉 I started to think that Paige and I
比我想的有更多共同点 might have more in common than I thought.
也许我妈妈说得对 Maybe my mother was right.
我只是需要多了解她一些就行了 I really did just need to get to know her better.
将军 Checkmate!
你输了 You lose.
红色警报 Red alert.
听我命令 准备发射相位枪 Phasers stand by to fire on my order.
看来我才是最聪明的人 Guess that makes me the smartest.
我不知道史波克十岁时 I don't know if ten-year-old Spock
有没有掀翻过象棋盘 ever flipped a chess board,
但十岁的谢尔顿绝对掀了 but ten-year-old Sheldon sure did.
我必须说 邀请他们来我真高兴 Got to say, I'm glad we invited 'em over.
你别再给他啤酒了 Don't you get him another beer.
你也很享受看好戏 你心里清楚 Come on. You love this and you know it.
他们跟我们一样一团糟 They're as messed up as we are.
好吧 不过这是最后一瓶了 Fine. But one more and that's it.
好棒 Yes!
我的妈呀 Holy crap!
你别... 快出去看看怎么回事 Don't you-- Go out there and check!
有谁知道 夸克互相结合 Now, does anyone know what happens to quarks
形成介子和重子时 会发生什么变化 when we combine them to make mesons and baryons?
你说 佩吉 Yes, Paige.
我们可以忽视在单夸克级别的 We can ignore the particle masses
粒子质量 at the individual quark level.
正确 你呀 Correct. You
真是很... are really...
你对她的特别关爱令他感到有些嫉妒 He's jealous of you paying attention to her.
回答正确 佩吉 That was correct, Paige.
谢尔顿 And, Sheldon,
你戴的是新领结吗 is that a new bow tie?
是的 It is.
看着真精神 Lookin' sharp!
谢谢 Thanks.
好险 That was a close one.
我刚说到 我们只能... As I was saying, we only...