《约翰福音》第3章16节
"叫一切信祂的都得永生 "That everyone who believes may have eternal life in him.
上帝深爱世人 甚至赐下他的独子" For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son."
又来了 Here we go.
怎么了 谢尔顿 Yes, Sheldon?
你说上帝将祂的儿子赐予给了世界 When you said God gave his son to the world,
你指的是地球还是整个宇宙 did you mean Earth or the universe?
地球 Earth.
但如果是上帝创造了宇宙 But if God created the universe,
为什么祂不拯救全宇宙 wouldn't he want to save all of it?
她救了 Yes, uh, he would.
那你为什么说是地球 Then why did you say Earth?
"地球"是宇宙的代名词 "Earth" is a synonym for the universe.
他在垂死挣扎 He's grabbing at straws now.
那如果说上帝打算拯救全宇宙 So if God's plan is to save all of the universe,
那么表示距离我们数光年的章鱼星人 that means a race of octopus aliens light-years away
也只能靠耶稣来拯救吗 could only be saved by Jesus?
是的 Sure.
-就算他们从没听过耶稣的名字 -是的 - Even though they never would've heard of him? - Yes.
就算祂的长相会吓到他们 Even though his appearance might be terrifying to them?
为什么祂的长相会吓到他们 W-Why would his appearance be terrifying?
祂只有四肢 而他们有八条腿 He has four limbs and they have eight.
-好了 够了 -不 不 - Okay, that's enough. - No, no.
我祈祷让人们对我的布道更感兴趣 I prayed people would be more interested in my sermons.
也许我的祈祷该更明确一些 I suppose I should've been more specific.
谢尔顿 如果这些造物并非生而有罪 Sheldon, if these creatures were born without sin,
他们就不需要耶稣的拯救 they don't need to be saved by Jesus.
那要是章鱼亚当和伊娃把罪恶撒播到世界上了呢 What if an octopus Adam and Eve brought sin to their world?
来拯救他们的是人类基督还是章鱼基督呢 Would they be saved by a human Jesus or an octopus Jesus?
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
然后我就说章鱼星人不需要信基督教 And then I said octopus aliens didn't need to become Christian
因为他们没有被原罪影响 because they're not affected by original sin.
你真该去现场的 杰夫牧师差点儿就要哭了 You should've been there; Pastor Jeff almost started crying.
这下我觉得不在可惜了 Oh, now I'm sorry I missed it.
宿醉爬不起来是你自己的错 That's your fault for having a hangover.
是上帝的错 祂把礼拜天早上放在了 Or it's God's fault for putting Sunday morning
礼拜六晚上的后面 after Saturday night.
-姥姥 你能带我去睿侠电器行吗 -喂 - Meemaw, could you take me to Radio Shack? - Hello?
行 过会儿吧 Sure, maybe later.
"过会儿"的范围有点模糊 Later's a little vague.
你能说得再明确点吗 Could you please be more specific?
等我准备好的时候 怎么样 When I'm good and ready. How's that?
好多了 但我真的很想确定个时间 Better, but I'd really like to nail this down.
为什么不让你爸带你去 Why don't you ask your father to take you?
-爸爸 -怎么 - Dad? - ‭What?
你请你带我去睿侠电器行吗 Can you please take me to Radio Shack?
我很忙 问你姥姥去 I'm busy. Ask your meemaw.
我问了 她让我问你 I did. She said to ask you.
那你再问她一次 Well, ask her again.
感觉很没必要 不过好吧 Seems counterintuitive, but all right.
姥姥 Meemaw?
老天啊 Oh, Lord.
一切都还好吧 Everything okay?
不好 No.
斯蒂芬妮·汉森的女儿昨晚出车祸了 Stephanie Hanson's daughter was in a car accident last night.
她去世了 She died.
不 Oh, no.
天啊 My God.
她才16岁 She was barely 16.
太可怕了 That's horrible.
我们有什么能做的吗 Is there anything we can do?
我不知道 I don't know.
我要打电话通知教友 I need to call folks at the church.
还考虑带我去睿侠电器行吗 Any more thoughts on Radio Shack?
谢尔顿 你真的觉得 Sheldon, do you really think
这个场合合适问这个问题吗 this is the appropriate time to ask that question?
我觉得合适 但现在我心里有些打鼓了 I did, but now I'm second-guessing myself.
你怎么样 How you holding up?
我没事 I'm okay.
才16岁啊 16 years old.
太可怕了 It's just awful.
都是上帝的安排 It's all part of God's plan.
为什么我们不能去参加葬礼 How come we don't get to go to the funeral?
你为什么会想去参加葬礼 Why would you want to go to a funeral?
我从来没去过 I've never been to one.
等你到了我这个年纪 就有很多场要跑了 When you get to be my age, you get to go to plenty.
感觉还要过一百年 That's, like, a hundred years from now.
你让人很难爱你 You make it hard to love you.
葬礼上真的会见到死人吗 Do you really see a dead body?
有时候会 Sometimes.
你可以靠得多近看 How close do you get to it?
你想的话 可以很近 Real close, if you want.
他们穿的衣服 And the clothes they're wearing,
是他们变鬼魂后穿的吗 is that the clothes they become a ghost in?
看情况 《人鬼情未了》里 Depends. In the movie Ghost,
帕特里克·斯威兹的衣服是他死时穿的那件 Patrick Swayze has on the outfit that he dies in.
《鬼马小精灵》卡斯伯光着屁股飞来飞去 Casper runs around butt naked.
也许他死的时候没穿衣服 Maybe he died naked.
这想起来倒挺有意思的 That's fun to think about.
就你们这样还想着去参加什么葬礼啊 And y'all wonder why you're not at the funeral.
早上好 佩佩 Good morning, Peg.
等这杯无咖啡因的咖啡起作用才会真的好 Well, it will be once this cup of Sanka works its magic.
牧师在吗 Is Pastor available?
他在和他妻子通话 Oh, he's on the phone with his wife.
-那我一会儿再来 -不用 - Oh, should I come back? ‭- Nah.
他通常很快就卑躬屈膝讨好完事了 He usually gets his groveling done pretty quick.
汉森家姑娘的事 太可怕了 So... that little Hanson girl, that was horrible, huh?
是啊 Yeah.
让人感觉到 Reminds you that...
生命很宝贵 life is precious.
到你了 妹子 You're up, slugger.
请进 Come in.
这是捐衣服的传单 请你过目 I have the clothing drive flyers if you'd like to take a look.
谢谢 Thank you.
你还好吧 玛丽 You all right, Mare?
不太好 No, not really.
我满脑子都是那个小姑娘 I can't stop thinking about that little girl.
我能理解 I understand.
这也是为何在这样的时刻 That's why it's important in these times
需要用我们的信念来获得慰藉 to take comfort in our faith.
如果这招并不能得到慰藉呢 What if that's not doing the trick?
这样的事的确会让人产生疑虑 Events like this can certainly create doubt.
我不愿承认我也时常有这样的念头 It happens to me more often than I'd like to admit.
你是怎么做的 What do you do?
我卷起袖子更虔诚地信奉我们的主 I roll up my sleeves and I work even harder at serving our Lord.
玛丽 我们每个人都各自与上帝有着连结 Mary, we each have a relationship with God,
而这是需要付出努力去维护的 and relationships take work.
到外面去 Get out there.
帮助需要帮助的人 教人读圣经 Help the needy, start a Bible study,
拥抱陌生人 告诉人们神爱世人 hug a stranger and tell 'em the Lord loves 'em.
不过不要乱抱孩子 会有严重后果 But not a child; that backfires on you, big-time.
谢谢你 杰夫牧师 Thank you, Pastor Jeff.
你太客气了 You are most welcome.
对了 告诉谢尔顿 Oh, and tell Sheldon
我和我神学院的教授谈过了 I spoke to my seminary professor,
官方裁定是 and the official ruling is:
上帝会以章鱼星人的形态出现在章鱼星人面前 God would appear to the octopus aliens in octopus alien form
拯救他们八条腿的灵魂 and save their eight-legged souls.
赞美耶稣 Praise Jesus!
我下次布道应该讲 I should put that in a sermon.
等等 等一下 感谢主 Hold on, hold on. Thank you, God,
赐予我们桌上的食物 为我们的身体提供营养 for this food we are about to receive and for the nourishment
也保佑准备这餐点的人 阿门 of our bodies, and bless the hands that prepared it. Amen.
现在早餐前也要祷告了吗 We're doing this at breakfast now?
对 我觉得这样很好 Yes, I think it's a nice idea.
她在吃巧克力椰子麦片 She's eating Count Chocula.
Count Chocula牌麦片合上印有吸血鬼图案
他应该是上帝对头阵营的吧 Doesn't he play for the other side?
我很高兴上帝赐予了你幽默感 乔治 I'm so glad God blessed you with a sense of humor, George.
妈 你今天有接到令人难过的电话吗 Mom, have you received any distressing phone calls today?
没有 怎么了 No. Why?
我只是在想现在合不合适 Just wondering if it's an appropriate time
让你带我去睿侠电器行 to ask if you could take me to Radio Shack.
抱歉 亲爱的 今天不行 Sorry, sweetheart, I can't today.
我得把这些吃的送去给汉森家 I have to bring this food over to the Hanson family.
然后我还要去参加新的祷告小组 Then I have my new prayer group.
再之后 我要在后院 And after that, I'm gonna get started
布置一个信仰花园 on a faith garden in the backyard.
信仰花园 那他娘的是什么东西 A faith garden? What the hell is that?
注意用词 Language.
那是我在室外与主对话的场所 It's an outdoorsy place for me to speak to God.
你不是已经有在室内跟祂对话了吗 Don't you already speak to him indoorsy?
对 但是在后院 Yes, but in the backyard,
我可以感受到祂赐予我们的美好世界 I can enjoy the beautiful world he gave us.
你还能闻到斯巴克斯家鸡笼里飘来的臭味 You can also smell the Sparks' chicken coop.
我觉得这主意不错 Well, I think it sounds nice.
谢谢 我要借你的卡车 Thank you. I'm gonna need your truck
运泥土 花和我需要的工具 to get all the dirt and flowers and tools that I need.
-行 -差点忘了 - Sure. - Oh, oh, almost forgot.
帮我找一块大石头 要大到能 Can you keep an eye out for a rock big enough
写下一首圣诗 to paint a Psalm on?
包在我身上 I can do that.
祝我好运 Wish me luck!
祝好运 Luck!
妈妈没事吧 Is Mom okay?
我特么怎么知道 How the heck should I know?
她走了 你可以说脏话了 She left. You can say "Hell."
如果说我妈妈的信仰 If my mother's faith was
是《星际迷航》里的进取号星舰 接下来这周 the Starship Enterprise, over the next week,
她的航行曲速已经到9级了 she achieved warp factor 9.
声音太小我听不到 I can't hear you!
阿门 Amen!
让天堂里也能听到 Let 'em hear ya in heaven!
-阿门 -没错 阿门 - Amen! - Heck yeah! Amen!
尽管爸爸很担心她的神智 Despite his concerns over her sanity,
他还是找来了一块配得上她信仰花园的石头 my dad found a rock worthy of her faith garden.
放在这里 Ooh, right over there.
这里吗 Here?
轻一点 Gently!
亲爱的 石头这么硬 Honey, it's a rock.
我知道 但还是要轻一点 I know, but still.
梅德福首个浸礼会教堂 不用攒优惠券省钱 上帝会拯救[省钱]世人
我向您祈祷保佑谢尔顿事事平安 I pray that you protect Sheldon in all that he does.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
我在为你祈祷 I'm praying for you.
米希比我更需要 She needs it more than I do.
你觉得我没有先从她开始吗 You think I didn't start with her?
主 感谢您对我 Lord, thank you for inspiring me
修建信仰花园的启发 感谢您永恒的爱 to build this faith garden and for your eternal love.
也请您照看汉森一家 Also, please look after the Hanson family
让他们在悲痛中 to find strength...
寻找到力量 in their time of grief.
我还要感谢您让他们和美丽的女儿 And I thank you for the years they had
相处了这么多年 with their beautiful daughter.
你什么时候带我去拿我的学车执照 So when you gonna take me to get my learner's permit?
小乔治 你听到我们跟谢尔顿说 Georgie, you've heard us talking to Sheldon
问问题要看场合了吧 about asking questions at inappropriate times, right?
有啊 所以呢 Yeah, so?
这星期发生了这样惨烈的车祸 So, given what's happened this week,
你觉得现在讨论开车的问题合适吗 do you think it's an appropriate time to be talking about driving?
为什么不合适 就因为那女孩死了吗 Why? 'Cause that girl died?
是的 Yes, that.
声明一下 我会开得很好 For your information, I'd be an excellent driver.
连让你推购物车我都不放心 I wouldn't trust you to push a shopping cart.
要是我说我已经会开车了 Would you feel more confident if I told you
你会更有信心吗 I already know how to drive?
电子游戏不算数的 Video games don't count.
告诉你 我开过姥姥的车 I'll have you know I've driven Meemaw's car.
有一晚还趁你睡着时开过你的卡车 I also drove your truck one night while you were sleeping.
你疯了吗 Are you crazy?!
我还把车停好了 你压根没发现 I parked it and everything, you had no idea.
好吧 Okay, let...
让我搞清楚 let me get this straight--
你想通过承认偷开过我的卡车 you're trying to prove to me that you're a responsible person
来证明你能负责任吗 by admitting you stole my truck.
我说我能负责任 没说我很聪明啊 I said I was responsible, never said I was smart.
我们出去玩吧 Let's go out.
-去哪 -我也不知道 - Go out where? ‭- I don't know,
冰雪皇后 射击场 或者跳排舞 Dairy Queen, shooting range, line dancing?
你是不是喝酒了 Have you been drinking?
我喝了一两杯兑了果汁的红酒 I might've had a wine cooler or two.
亲爱的 那不叫喝酒 Sweetheart, that ain't drinking.
幸运酒吧
酒保要我出示证件 看我成年了没有 The bartender asked to see my I.D.
他是为了哄你开心 好多给他点小费 Honey, he does that to get tips.
他也要我出示了 He asked me for mine, too.
我宁愿相信我们俩都是迷人的年轻女士 Well, I like to think we're both young attractive ladies.
对那个死老头来说吗 当然是 To that old fart? Yeah.
慢点喝 牛仔妹 Whoa, pace yourself, cowgirl.
我没事 I'm fine.
我们还打不打桌球了 Are we gonna shoot pool or not?
当然要了 You bet.
你知道我和乔治刚开始约会时 Did you know George and I used to come here
常来这里吗 when we first started dating?
是吗 Is that so?
他就在那个卡座里亲过我 He kissed me right over there in that booth.
为什么要亲 你脸上沾了烧烤酱吗 Why, was there some barbecue sauce on your face?
我是在嘲笑他胖 It's a fat joke.
我知道 妈妈 I got it, Mom.
去吧 快上床 Come on. Come on.
为什么是你叫我们上床睡觉 Why are you putting us to bed?
因为你们妈妈出去了 'Cause your mother's out.
她在哪里 Where is she?
她和你们姥姥在一块 She's with your grandmother.
-她们去哪了 -我不知道 - Where'd they go? ‭- I don't know.
-你为什么不知道 -因为我陪你们待在家里啊 - Why don't you know? - Because I'm here with you!
晚安 做个好梦 Good night. Sweet dreams.
妈妈会给我们晚安吻 Mom gives us kisses.
好吧 Fine.
你的胡子好扎人 Mm, your beard is scratchy.
自己憋着 谢尔顿要吗 Too bad. Sheldon?
我有礼地拒绝 I respectfully pass.
妈妈还会跳晚安舞 Mom also does the good night dance.
现在你只是在耍我 Now you're just screwing with me.
晚安 Night.
你应该骗他说妈妈会给我们唱摇篮曲的 You should've gone with "Sings us a lullaby."
是啊 我对骗术自信过头了 Yeah, I got cocky.
悠着点 妹子 你明早还要去教堂 Slow down there, sister, you got church in the morning.
谁说我要去了 Who says I'm going?
你这是怎么回事 What is happening with you?
你真想知道吗 Do you really want to know?
前几天我在做炖菜 So, the other day I was making a casserole
想送去汉森家 to bring over to the Hansons,
我想再附上一张慰问卡片 and I wanted to include a sympathy card.
于是我在开头写下 So I started to write,
"你们的女儿到了一个更好的地方" "Your daughter's in a better place."
然后我就写不下去了 And I had to stop.
因为那怎么可能是真的 Because how could that possibly be true?
怎么可能会有比她跟家人 How could a better place be anywhere
平安待着的家更好的地方 than at home safe with her family?
她还是个孩子 She was just a little kid.
出事的 That could've...
也可能是小乔治 been Georgie behind the wheel.
那怎么可能是上帝的安排 How could that possibly be God's plan?
你好像需要一个肩膀给你靠着哭 Looks like you could use a shoulder to cry on.
她不需要肩膀靠着哭 No, she does not need a shoulder to cry on,
但我倒是需要找个地方塞我的桌球杆 but I do need a place to store my pool stick.
没准我喜欢被"塞"呢 Maybe I'd like that.
滚 Get.
怎么回事 What the hell?
把她交给你了 Your problem now.
小心点 来 ‭Watch it. Here. ‭
我该怎么处理她 What am I supposed to do with her?
我不知道 不过小心点 I don't know. But be careful.
她上次喝到这么醉之后 Last time she was this drunk,
怀上了你们的长子 you ended up with your first son.
晚安 Night.
他才没那么胖 妈妈 He's not that fat, Mom!
现在你还给我们做早餐了 Now you're cooking breakfast for us?
你们妈妈不太舒服 Your mom's not feeling well.
-会传染吗 -不会 她只是累了 - Is she contagious? - ‭No. Just tired.
你检查过她有没有长虱子了吗 Did you check her for ticks?
等她睡醒我就检查 Soon as she wakes up.
她睡着时你也能检查 You can check her while she's asleep.
坐下 Sit down!
你知道怎么做饭吗 Do you even know how to cook?
你爱信不信 我做个早餐还是没问题的 Believe it or not, I am capable of making breakfast.
抱歉 毕竟很少见你在厨房忙活 Sorry. It's not like we see you do much around here.
就说句"谢谢你做早餐 爸爸"行不 How 'bout, "Thanks for cooking, Dad"?
巧克力碎片 谢谢你做早餐 爸爸 Chocolate chips? Thanks for cooking, Dad.
妈妈要去做礼拜吗 Is Mom going to church?
我想不会了 I don't think she's up to it.
但她从没不去过 But she never misses church.
你好点了吗 Are you feeling better?
好点了 宝贝 我没事 Yes, baby, I'm fine.
好了 开吃 All right, here we go.
早餐吃巧克力碎片 晚餐吃披萨 Chocolate chips for breakfast and pizza for dinner?
我好爱爸爸哦 I'm loving Dad.
你昨晚去哪儿了 Where were you last night?
跟你姥姥出去 Out with your grandmother.
但你们去了哪里 But where'd you go?
别再问了 Enough questions.
我每次晚回家 你们都问个不停 Y'all ask me questions when I come home late.
这我能解释 因为你是白痴 我们不信任你 Oh, I can explain that-- you're an idiot and we don't trust you.
妈妈 你没做饭前祷告 Mom, you didn't say grace.
没关系 Don't worry about it.
吃吧 孩子们 Come on, y'all.
我能坐下吗 Can I sit with you?
妈妈现在想一个人待着 I think Mommy needs to be alone right now.
好吧 All right.
妈妈 我很害怕 Mom, I'm scared.
为什么 Why?
你没去教堂做礼拜 你不再做饭前祷告 You didn't go to church, you stopped saying grace.
我不明白这是怎么回事 I don't understand what's going on.
我很难跟你解释 It's kind of hard to explain.
是我的问题吗 Is it me?
我做错什么了吗 Did I do something wrong?
当然没有 Of course not.
过来 Come here.
谢尔顿 Sheldon...
信仰代表相信 faith means believing in something
你无法确定其真实性的事物 you can't know for sure is real.
此刻 我就是在纠结这个 And right now, I am struggling with that.
所以你不再信仰上帝了吗 So you don't believe in God anymore?
你不用担心这种事 That isn't something for you to worry about.
我得自己想明白 I need to figure this out myself.
我能帮上忙吗 说不定能提供新的视角 Can I help? Maybe I could provide a fresh perspective.
恐怕帮不上 I don't think so, baby.
你知道吗 如果地心引力 Did you know that if gravity
再稍强一点 were slightly more powerful,
整个宇宙就会塌陷变成一个球 the universe would collapse into a ball?
我不知道 I did not.
还有 如果地心引力再稍弱一点 Also, if gravity were slightly less powerful,
整个宇宙就会飞散 the universe would fly apart
不会有星星和星球 and there would be no stars or planets.
你想说什么 谢尔顿 Where you going with this, Sheldon?
我想说地心引力的强度 It's just that gravity is precisely as strong
刚刚好 as it needs to be.
如果电磁力不是 And if the ratio of the electromagnetic force
比强力弱一百倍 to the strong force wasn't one percent,
地球就不会有生命 life wouldn't exist.
没有外力影响 一切都刚好的几率有多大呢 What are the odds that would happen all by itself?
你为什么想说服我相信上帝 Why are you trying to convince me to believe in God?
你自己都不相信上帝 You don't believe in God.
我是不相信 但宇宙如此精确 I don't, but the precision of the universe
我推断有造物主存在也符合逻辑 at least makes it logical to conclude there's a creator.
宝贝 我感谢你这么做 可是 Baby, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but...
逻辑在人的脑子里 logic is here.
但我的问题在心里 And my problem is here.
这个星球上有50亿人 Well, there are 5 billion people on this planet
而你是我最完美的妈妈 and you're the perfect mom for me.
这几率有多大呢 What are the odds of that?
感谢主 赐予我这个小男孩 Thank you, Lord, for this little boy.
我就知道能让你打开心结 I knew I could fix it. ‭
也许是你和主一起做到的 Maybe it was you and the Lord.
我不喜欢功劳分别人一半 I don't like sharing credit,
但我知道那一刻说出来并不合适 but I knew in that moment it wasn't the appropriate time to say it.
雅各说 "我面对面见了上帝 And Jacob said: "For I have seen God face to face,
《创世纪》第32章30节
我的性命仍得保全" and my life is preserved."
现在提起《约翰福音》第1章18节 Is this an appropriate time to mention
合适吗 that John 1:18 says,
里面说"从来没有人看见过上帝" 谁说的才对 "No man hath seen God at any time." Who's right?
雅各还是约翰 Jacob or John?
我们到车上再讨论这个 Let's talk about it in the car.
...主 ...the Lord.
康妮 怎么了 Yes, Connie?
我外孙有问题要问 My grandson has a question.
放马过去吧 孩子 Let'er rip, kid.