《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
你是谁 Who are you?
-我叫佩吉 -你知道这是十分进阶的课程吧 - I'm Paige. - This is a very advanced class.
那你知道怎么做莱布尼茨积分法则吗 Do you know how to differentiate under the integral sign?
不会 No.
那你知道什么啊 Do you know anything?
我知道你坐了我的专座 I know you're in my spot.
这是跟我们有共同之处的家长 These are parents we can actually relate to.
-好主意 -感谢主 让我们能认识 - Sounds good. - Oh, thank you, Lord,
另一对有一个特别孩子的父母 for connecting us with the parents of another special child.
你们俩孩子也很特别啊 You kids are special, too.
我以前在巴里的诊所上班 但后来不得不放弃了 I used to work at the practice with Barry, but I had to quit
因为佩吉的日程排得很满 once Paige's schedule started to get busy.
独特的孩子需要加倍的关注 Well, a unique child can require a lot of attention.
是全部的关注吧 Try all the attention.
巴里 听起来你觉得自己被冷落了 Barry, it sounds like you might be feeling left out.
有时确实如此 Sometimes I do.
你别再给他啤酒了 Don't you get him another beer.
你也很享受看好戏 你心里清楚 Oh, come on. You love this, and you know it.
他们跟我们一样一团糟 They're as messed-up as we are.
从小开始 我就是几个 From a young age, I was the proud member
精英组织骄傲的成员 of several elite organizations:
睿侠电池俱乐部 The Radio Shack Battery Club,
会员能享有超划算福利 entitling the bearer to the incredible bargain
睿侠电池俱乐部会员卡 谢尔顿·库珀 5501 格兰特大街 梅德福 德州
每个月能得到一个免费电池 of one free battery per month.
难怪它们最后倒闭了 It's no wonder they went out of business.
《星际迷航》舰队国际会员卡 会员能享有 Starfleet International, entitling the bearer
说出"我是《星际迷航》舰队国际会员"的资格 to say things like, "I'm a member of Starfleet International."
还有最棒的就是 德州自然科学博物馆会员 And best of all, the Natural Science Museum of Texas,
会员能免费得到博物馆出的杂志 which included a free subscription to their magazine.
"碳同位素定年法的奥秘" "The secrets of carbon isotope dating."
德州自然科学博物馆
有料 Juicy.
妈 你可以帮我做色拉吗 Mom, can you make the salad?
没问题 Sure.
别加小番茄啊 Hey, don't put in any of those little tomatoes.
我没多嘴教你怎么当你这样的一坨黏土 Hey, I don't tell you how to impersonate a lump of clay.
你也别来教我怎么做色拉 You don't tell me how to make a salad.
这周六在自然科学博物馆会有 There's going to be a lecture on carbon dating
碳同位素定年法的讲座 at the Natural Science Museum on Saturday.
谁想要带我去呢 Who would like to take me?
其实我非常乐意呢 You know what? I'd be happy to.
那之前说好的帮忙我搞旧物拍卖呢 What happened to helping me at my yard sale?
那是在这周六吗 Ooh, is that this Saturday?
抱歉啦 I'm sorry.
我得带他去听讲座... I'm taking him to a lecture on, uh...
什么主题来着 碳化吗 what is it? Carbonation?
碳测年 一种用来测定 Carbon dating. A method of determining
史前文物与化石年份的方法 the age of artifacts and fossils.
我们可以用这个方法来测你姥姥的年纪呢 Hey, we could use that to figure out how old your grandma is.
这不管用 That won't work.
这方法没办法测活物的年份 You can't carbon-date something that's alive.
那就把她给砍了然后数年轮吧 Well, then, we'll just chop her down and count the rings.
乔治啊 我喊你"一坨黏土"是不是伤到你啦 Oh, George, did my "lump of clay" remark strike a nerve?
稍微吧 A little.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
离开梅德福
爸爸 你相信化石有上百万年的历史吗 Dad, do you believe that fossils are millions of years old?
大概吧 怎么了 I guess. Why?
妈妈相信世界是在六千年前被创造出来的 Well, Mom believes the world was only created 6,000 years ago.
是啊 所以呢 Yeah. So?
这些思想差别不会让你们婚姻起冲突吗 Are these differences a sticking point in your marriage?
完全不会 Not at all.
-为什么 -很简单 - Why? - Simple.
我们从来不谈这些事 We never talk about it.
所以你们就避开聊会有分歧的话题吗 So you just avoid discussing topics you don't agree on?
不惜一切代价避免 At all costs.
听完这番话我又更肯定要永不结婚了 Hearing that further convinces me I'll never get married.
永不说永不 Never say never.
为何不行 你刚刚才说了两次 Why not? You just said it twice.
好了 我把桌子都摆到草坪上后 All right, as soon as I get these tables set up on the lawn,
你们就可以开始把东西都搬出来了 y'all can start bringing that stuff out.
你觉得这破烂能卖出去10块钱吗 You think you're gonna get ten bucks for this piece of junk?
你说的那个垃圾可是我结婚时 Hey, that piece of junk is a wedding gift
我的铁公鸡亲戚贝蒂送的呢 from my cheap-ass Cousin Betty.
而且我预留了一点让人讲价的空间 And I was gonna leave a little room to haggle.
什么是讲价 What's a haggle?
谈判 你先开高价 Negotiating. You start high,
他们会出低价 然后你们折中谈个价格 they offer less, then you meet somewhere in the middle.
让他们觉得自己好像赚到了 Leaves them feeling like, you know, they got a deal.
-会赚到吗 -你聪明他们就赚不到 - Did they? - Not if you did it right.
我们今天能得到多少辛苦费 How much are we getting paid today?
你们得到个屁啦 你们是在帮忙姥姥 You're not getting paid squat. You're helping out your meemaw.
这样不太公平吧 That doesn't seem fair.
对啊 好歹有些报酬 Yeah, we should get something.
行吧 Fine.
你们想要多少钱 How much you want?
-5块钱 -每人 - Five dollars. - Each.
每人 Each.
价钱挺高啊 That's pretty steep.
我给你们两个一人1块如何 How about I give you a buck apiece?
咱们折中吧 一人给3块 Let's meet in the middle... Three dollars each.
现在这就是讲价了 Now we're haggling.
让我问你们个问题 Let me ask you a question.
如果你们今天不小心打碎东西 If you break something today,
你们准备好赔钱了吗 are you prepared to cover the cost of that?
-没 -没有 - No. - Nuh-uh. Mm.
那我们得把这点算进来 Well, we're gonna have to factor that in.
那你们自备午餐来了吗 And did you bring your own lunch?
你说了我们会叫披萨吃 You said we were getting pizza.
是啊 但披萨不是免费的 Well, I did, but pizza ain't free.
而且我还教了你们谈判 And I'm teaching you about negotiating,
这是人生挺宝贵的一课呢 which is a pretty valuable life lesson, right?
-是啦 -大概吧 - Yeah. - I guess so.
所以如果我没算错 So, if my math is right,
你们一人欠我... 2块钱 you owe me... two dollars each.
我们还欠你吗 We owe you?
数字不会骗人 The numbers don't lie.
靠 Dang it.
好啦 听我说 All right, listen.
我爱你们 你们也是我的家人 I love ya, and you're family,
所以如果你们免费干活儿 这笔账当两清了 so if you do it for nothing, we'll call it even.
接受 快接受吧 Take it, take it, take it.
这笔生意我们同意了 You got yourself a deal.
你们俩可真是太会讲价了 Y'all drive a hard bargain.
现在开始把这些垃圾搬出来吧 Now start bringing that crap outside.
我的天啊 Oh, my.
厉害 Yeah.
我猜如果把它肉都割下来 I bet he dresses down
估计能弄出大概3000公斤的顶级好肉 to about 6,000, 7,000 pounds of USDA prime.
你会吃它肉吗 You would eat him?
反过来它也会吃我啊 He'd eat me.
你真的是要大清仓呢 Wow. You're really cleaning house.
不清掉这些旧的破烂 Got to get rid of the old gar-bage,
怎么有位子放新的破烂 make room for the new gar-bage.
这是爸爸的东西 This was Dad's.
你不会要把这个卖掉吧 You're not getting rid of this, are you?
在他射杀时就不需要它 Didn't need it when he shot it,
在他做标本时也不需要它 didn't need it when he stuffed it,
-现在就更不需要它了 -真的吗 - don't need it now. - Really?
这是他第一次尝试做动物标本的作品 It was his first attempt at taxidermy.
他可引以为傲了 He was so proud.
如果你对它有感情 If it has sentimental value to you,
我愿意5块钱卖给你 I'll let you have it for five dollars.
5块钱买这个恶心玩意吗 Ooh. For this nasty thing?
你也要卖掉他的高尔夫球杆吗 Oh, you're selling his golf clubs, too?
你那几个孩子里你能看出有谁 Which one of your children do you see
哪天能跟高尔夫大神玩在一起吗 hanging out with Arnold Palmer in the future?
爸爸的衣服 鞋子 烟斗都卖吗 Dad's clothes, his shoes, his pipes?
亲爱的 这都只是俗物罢了 Honey, it's just stuff.
我知道 但是... I know, but still...
我理解你的感受 I get how you're feeling.
我真的明白 I do.
但现在赶紧滚蛋吧 Now go away.
我还有很多破烂要卖呢 I got a lot of crap to sell.
到了 你听我说 不许乱跑 All right, now, don't wander off.
讲座一结束我就来接你 Pick you up right after the lecture's over.
再见 Bye.
你自己待着不会有问题吧 You gonna be okay by yourself?
我其实更喜欢独处呢 I actually prefer it.
好吧 那我走啦 Yep. I'm leaving.
你一直说要走 但脚一直不迈开 You keep saying that, but then you don't do it.
再见 Bye.
他好粘人啊 He's so needy.
谢尔顿 Sheldon?
佩吉 Paige?
真高兴见到你 I'm so happy to see you.
你高兴见到我吗 Are you happy to see me?
没有立刻就高兴 Not immediately.
没关系 That's okay.
我高兴的程度够两人份了 I'm happy enough for both of us.
乔治 George?
您好 Hi.
我是佩吉的妈妈 Oh, Paige's mom.
我当然知道啦 I know.
真是意外之喜啊 What a nice surprise.
我刚把佩吉带去听碳测年法的讲座 I just dropped Paige off at the carbon-dating lecture.
我也刚带谢尔顿去听 And I dropped Sheldon.
真是巧啊 Well, how about that?
无巧不成书 How about it.
不介意我坐下吧 Mind if I join you?
请坐 Sure.
所以你的... 你的老公呢 So, uh, where's your... your hubby?
-巴里吗 -对 巴里 - Oh, Barry? - Barry. Yeah.
谁管他啊 Who cares?
这听起来不太对啊 That doesn't sound good.
抱歉 你别理我 Oh, sorry. Just ignore me.
行 Okay.
你要来一只鸡翅吗 Oh, hey, you want a wing?
不用了 谢谢 Yeah, no, thank you.
你不介意我看比赛吧 You mind if I watch the game?
不 完全不介意 你请看 Oh, no, not at all. Enjoy.
我在看他们这边提供哪些派 I'll just see what kind of pie they have.
我们去年也来了这里 当时阿肯色州... Well, we were here last year when Arkansas...
有点难不注意到你啊 It's getting a little tougher to ignore you.
对不起 我只是... Oh. I'm sorry. It's just...
算了啦 Oh... forget it.
恭敬不如从命 Okeydoke.
好啦 我告诉你 巴里跟我感情状况 Fine, I'll tell you. Barry and I haven't been in a good place
已经不好很久了 而我... in a long time, and I...
我觉得我们可能要离婚了 I think we're headed for divorce.
我很遗憾 I'm sorry. Uh...
我也不知道该说什么了 I don't know what to say.
你不用特别说什么啦 You don't have to say anything.
这个我可以做到 That I can do.
这里有卖水果馅饼 They have cobbler.
好的 欢迎各位前来 All right, everybody, welcome.
好高兴能看到有众多 Glad to see we got so many people interested
对放射性衰变感兴趣的朋友们 in radioactive decay.
你们好啊 Well, hello.
-你好 -你好 - Hi. - Hi.
真是没有想到呢 This is a nice surprise.
我很少见到我的讲座上有这么年轻的朋友 I don't usually see young people at my lectures.
我很喜欢您的加速剖谱法论文 I enjoyed your paper on accelerator mass spectrometry,
想要来了解更多东西 and wanted to find out more.
是这样吗 Is that so?
那你呢 And you?
我读了这本杂志 I read this magazine.
里面还有谜题呢 It has puzzles, too.
行吧 Okay.
你想不想在讲座开始时 Do you want to kick this off
先跟大家说到底什么是碳测年法呢 and tell us exactly what carbon dating is?
碳14的5730年的半衰期 The 5,730-year half-life of carbon 14
被人们用来当做地质时标 is used as a geochronometer.
你有什么想补充的吗 Anything else you'd like to add?
碳测年法能被用来检测我姥姥有多少岁 carbon dating is how we figured out how old my grandmother is.
在那一刻我认识到了 It was at this moment I learned
我不只聪明绝顶 我还幽默风趣 I was not only brilliant; I was also hilarious.
世界上所有人中 你应该是最能理解的了 I mean, you, of all people, would understand.
你自己也有一个特别的孩子 You've got a special child of your own.
是的 我家有 I do, I do.
你跟玛丽是怎么承受这份压力的呢 How do you and Mary handle the stress?
我们其实有一个挺不错的方法 Well, we actually have a pretty good system.
求你教教我吧 Oh, please tell me.
我们不谈这些事 We don't talk about it.
完全不谈吗 Not at all?
完全不 Zippo.
天啊 感觉这招不能行啊 Boy, that doesn't sound like it could work.
随你怎么想 但我正过着美好的一天 Suit yourself, but I'm having a nice day;
而你对着桃子馅饼以泪洗面 you're crying into your peach cobbler.
现在先忽略千年来空气里的 For now, let's neglect changes in the isotopic ratio
同位素比的变化 of the air over thousands of years.
这是好基本的东西 This is pretty basic stuff.
是的 Yes.
我好无聊啊 I'm bored.
我们走吧 Let's get out of here.
不可以 我跟我爸爸说好 I can't. I told my dad
我会在这里待到讲座结束 I'd stay here until the end of the lecture.
行吧 当个小屁孩 Okay. Be a baby.
我要走了 I'm leaving.
在这个案例中 算完的结果 In our case, the math yields
大概是在48000年 approximately 48,000 years.
我绝对不是个小屁孩 I was most certainly not a baby.
如果要说谁是小屁孩 那肯定是她 If anyone was a baby, it was she,
因为会叫别人小屁孩的人 because people who call other people babies
自己才是真正的小屁孩 are the real babies.
等我 Wait up.
我喜欢它 I like it.
它也喜欢你 It likes you.
-多少钱 -5块钱 - How much? - Five dollars.
我只有5毛钱 I only have 50 cents.
没关系 我们可以讲价 That's okay. We're haggling.
我不懂这个词是什么意思 I don't know what that means.
你出个价 然后我们折中谈个价 You make me an offer, and we meet in the middle.
折哪个中 The middle of what?
我也不是很确定 I'm not really sure.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
考虑买这件夹克 Considering buying this jacket.
我还在口袋里找到了咀嚼用烟草与口香糖 I found chewing tobacco and Juicy Fruit in the pocket.
这是随夹克附赠还是要钱 Does that come with it, or is it extra?
其实这件是非卖品 Actually, that's not for sale.
你看看别的东西吧 Why don't you look for something else.
你确定吗 上面贴了价钱呢 You sure? There's a price tag on it.
脱下来就是了 Just take it off.
这是什么独特的谈价招数吗 Is this some kind of bargaining technique?
我得先警告你 Because I should warn you.
我曾经去过伊斯坦堡的市集 I've been to the bazaars in Istanbul,
那里的讲价风风火火还得双语进行 where the negotiations are fast, furious and bilingual.
少废话 老娘让你脱你就脱 Just take it off, damn it.
刚才是怎么回事 What just happened?
那是先父的夹克 That's my dad's jacket.
还是没懂哪里出了问题 Still don't know what happened.
你觉得人类有可能像恐龙一样灭绝吗 Do you think humans will become extinct like the dinosaurs?
可能 但当那一刻到来 我们其中一部分人 Yes, but before that happens, some of us will merge
会跟电脑合而为一 变成永生的电子人 with computers and become immortal cyborgs.
这是很不错的想法呢 That's a fascinating idea.
谢谢 Thank you.
你是从电视上学到的想法吗 Did you get that from a TV show?
不是 No.
是漫画啦 A comic book.
当佩吉满6岁的时候 很明显 And then when Paige turned six, it was obvious
她跟其他孩子完全不一样 she wasn't like the other kids,
所以她需要去一间能让她大放异彩的学校 and she needed a school where she could excel.
-嗯哼 -但巴里的牙科诊所 - Uh-huh. - But Barry's dental practice
离费耶特维尔的学校有80公里远呢 was 50 miles outside of Fayetteville,
你知道离费耶特维尔有80公里远的孩子 and do you know what's available for extraordinary children
还有什么别的选择吗 50 miles outside of Fayetteville?
-我猜没什么选择 -是什么都没有 - I'm gonna guess not much. - Nothing.
所以我打包了一切 让他带我们搬到德州来 So I packed us up, and I made him move to Texas where,
反正你猜怎么着 这里的人也有蛀牙 believe it or not, people do get cavities.
我相信 我去年夏天也有过经验 I believe it. I had a humdinger last summer.
脸肿到像个哈密瓜那么大 Face swelled up like a cantaloupe.
而且你知道从那之后他就对我冷淡 And do you know he's been cool to me ever since,
哪怕他的诊所在这赚大发了 even though his practice is making money
-钱都数不过来 -是啊是啊 - hand over fist. - Yeah, yeah.
尽管他总说我忽视他 And as much as he says I ignore him,
他自己也没少忽视我好吗 he ignores me just as much.
他偶尔请个保姆来看一下孩子会死吗 I mean, would it kill him to get a babysitter every once in a while
然后带我去吃顿晚饭 或看场电影 and take me to dinner, maybe a movie?
绝对不会死 It would not.
惨了 别说你有看见我 Oh, darn. You didn't see me.
乔治 George!
你好啊 Hey.
佩吉的爸爸 Paige's dad.
巴里嘛 我当然记得你啦 Barry. Yeah, of course, I remember.
你在这里做什么呢 What are you doing here?
你懂的 Uh, just, you know,
谢尔顿想去听科学讲座嘛 Sheldon wanted to go to a science lecture.
不是吧 No kidding.
我也刚送佩吉去听 We just dropped Paige off there.
真是巧啊 You don't say.
史前人类展 闭馆修缮中
穴居人的东西 我喜欢 Caveman stuff. I love that.
你要去哪里 这里关闭了 Where are you going? It's closed.
我认字好吗 小屁孩 I can read... baby.
我告诉你 你这招不会一直有效的 Just so you know, that won't work every time.
你没有在附近见到琳达吧 You haven't, uh, seen Linda around, have you?
琳达 Linda.
你老婆嘛 琳达 Your wife, Linda.
没见到 Yeah. No.
近来可好 So what's new?
没什么特别的 Oh, not much.
你喜欢看橄榄球吗 Hey, you like football?
不喜欢 No.
你确定吗 比分很接近的精彩比赛呢 Well, you sure? It's a close game.
不了不了 我个人比较喜欢网球 Uh, no, no, I'm, uh, more of a tennis man.
这还真是两项非常不同的运动呢 对吧 Well, those are two very different sports, aren't they?
乔治 我能跟你吐露一些心事吗 George... can I confide in you?
这里莫名让我想起我家共进晚餐的画面 This is oddly reminiscent of a dinner with my family.
你真搞笑 You're funny.
我知道 I know.
我家从来不一起共进晚餐 My family never eats dinner together.
为什么不呢 Why not?
我爸爸总是能在我们吃饱饭后才到家 My dad always manages to come home from work after we're done.
我爸爸从不错过任何一餐 Hmm. My dad never misses a meal.
你觉得石器时代的父母会一生相守吗 Do you think Stone Age parents stayed together forever?
必须啊 当时没有离婚律师 They had to. There were no lawyers.
怎么 What?
这话很好笑 That was funny.
是的 我们刚才已经证实过我很幽默了 Right, we've established I'm funny.
我觉得我父母可能要离婚了 Well, I think my parents are getting a divorce.
为什么 Why?
他们整天吵架 They fight all the time.
-吵什么呢 -吵我的事吧 - About what? - Mostly me.
那真是太遗憾了 Hmm. That's too bad.
我想我很幸运吧 I guess I'm lucky.
为什么 Why?
我是把我家凝聚在一起的粘合剂 I'm the glue that holds our family together.
你们俩孩子在里面干嘛 What are you kids doing in there?
行吧 一周1毛钱 付你一整年 Okay, ten cents a week for a whole year.
我带走浣熊 然后跟别人说你是我女朋友 I get the raccoon, and to tell people you're my girlfriend.
一周1毛5 如果你在学校跟我打招呼 15 cents a week, and if you say hello to me in school,
我也会跟你打招呼 I'll say hello back.
成交 Deal.
康妮 我想向你道歉 Connie, I need to apologize.
没事啦 别放在心上 Oh, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
不 我的确放心上了 No, I am worrying about it.
我没意识到我跟你在交往 I didn't realize that with you and I being in a relationship,
我穿着你去世丈夫的衣服 me wearing your dead husband's clothes
会让你情绪上有些难接受 would be emotionally challenging for you.
好吧 我接受你的道歉 All right, apology accepted.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
我可能没有预料到卖掉我... I guess I just didn't expect that getting rid of my...
我去世老公的东西会让我那么难受 my husband's stuff was gonna hit me so hard.
他肯定是个很棒的男人 He must have been a wonderful man.
他是有过他好的时候啦 Well, he had his moments.
他娶了一个这么杰出的女性 肯定不一般 He was married to a wonderful woman, so that says a lot.
你也很棒啦 You're pretty wonderful yourself.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们来聊聊这个草裙女郎灯 Now, let's talk about this hula girl lamp.
你能给我多便宜的价格 What's your best price?
我送你了 It's my gift to you.
很会讲价啊 Nice haggle.
很会吃鱼排啊 Nice mullet.
再次谢谢你们 Thanks again.
真的很抱歉 Real sorry about this.
你在想什么呢 What were you thinking?
我无聊了嘛 I got bored.
因为你是个小屁孩 'Cause you're a baby.
发生什么事了 What happened?
没事了 Everything's fine.
他们俩乱跑了而已 They just wandered off.
琳达 很高兴见到你啊 Hey, Linda, nice to see you.
我是乔治 谢尔顿的父亲 George, Sheldon's dad.
当然 你好啊 Oh, sure, yes. Hi.
很高兴见到你们 Well, good to see you folks.
保重 Take care.
你知道她父母要离婚的事吗 Did you know that her parents are getting a divorce?
多动脚 少动嘴 Just keep walking. Keep walking.
这... 这是干嘛 What... what is that for?
我不能感激我的娇妻吗 Well, can't I appreciate my wife?
你又做了什么事 What did you do now?
我没做什么啊 I didn't do anything.
想听一件很酷的事吗 Want to hear something cool?
谢尔顿翘了那堂讲座 Sheldon skipped out of that lecture
跟那个佩吉姑娘一起溜进了关闭的展览场 with that little Paige girl, snuck into a closed exhibit.
-不是吧 -是真的 - You're kidding. - True.
而且还被博物馆安保人员给"逮捕"了 Even got, uh, "arrested" by the museum security cops.
那你觉得是哪里酷了呢 Why would you think that's cool?
谢尔顿跟个姑娘一起惹了麻烦 Sheldon got into trouble with a girl!
我真是骄傲到不行啊 I'm bursting with pride.
你知道吗 我不想谈这件事 You know what? I don't want to talk about it.
没错 就是这个 There, right there.
这就是为什么我爱你 That's why I love you.
你要吃你的豆子吗 You gonna eat your beans?
当然 我要吃我的豆子 Yeah, I'm gonna eat my beans. Duh.
那你的薯块呢 What about your tots?
-我也要吃 -小乔治 - Those, too. - Georgie!
吃你自己盘里的食物 Just eat your own dinner.
-老爸 -你也别想吃我的薯块 - Dad? - Can't have my tots, either!