《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
佩吉 Paige?
真高兴见到你 I'm so happy to see you.
你高兴见到我吗 Are you happy to see me?
没有立刻就高兴 Not immediately.
我很少见到我的讲座上有这么年轻的朋友 I don't usually see young people at my lectures.
我很喜欢您的加速剖谱法论文 I enjoyed your paper on accelerator mass spectrometry
想要来了解更多东西 and wanted to find out more.
-那你呢 -我读了这本杂志 - And you? - I read this magazine.
里面还有谜题呢 Uh-huh. It has puzzles, too.
我觉得我父母可能要离婚了 Well, I think my parents are getting a divorce.
-为什么 -他们整天吵架 - Why? ‭- They fight all the time.
-我想我很幸运吧 -为什么 - I guess I'm lucky. ‭- Why?
我是把我家凝聚在一起的粘合剂 I'm the glue that holds our family together.
你觉得这双怎么样 What do you think of these?
很好看 但你已经比约翰高了 They're nice, but you're already taller than John.
穿这个情况不会更糟吗 Won't they make that worse?
不会 是会变更好 No, makes it better.
他喜欢我当家做"主" He likes me to be dominating.
我不想听你们的这些事 I don't want to hear that.
有时候他会叫我穿上 就是在我们... Sometimes he makes me wear these when we're...
胡搞瞎搞的时候 messing around.
我都说了我不想听这些了 I said I don't want to hear it.
可我想说啊 I wanted to say it.
斯佩里牌的乐福鞋没有你的号 All right, I don't have the Sperry loafers in your size,
但暇步士牌的有 but I do have the Hush Puppies.
我不穿棕色暇步士乐福鞋 I don't wear brown Hush Puppies penny loafers,
我穿棕色斯佩里乐福鞋 I wear brown Sperry penny loafers.
但他们看起来一样啊 But they're exactly the same.
那包装盒上会写斯佩里乐福鞋吗 Well, do they come in a box that says Sperry penny loafers?
因为你这双写了暇步士 Because that one says Hush Puppies.
你就试穿看看嘛 宝贝 Just try 'em on, honey.
-要是穿了我喜欢怎么办 -那我们就买啊 - What if I like them? - Well, then we'll get them.
好吧 再说一遍 All right, let's go over this again.
我不穿棕色暇步士乐福鞋 I don't wear brown Hush Puppies penny loafers,
我穿棕色斯佩里... I wear brown Sperry...
能等我们一会儿吗 Would you give us a moment?
乐意之至 Happily.
我们今天去凯蒂猫店的时候 When we get to the Hello Kitty store today,
请记得我是家里乖的那个小孩 remember I was the good child.
玛丽 你好啊 Oh, hi, Mary.
琳达 很高兴见到你 Linda. So good to see you.
-你好啊 谢尔顿 -你好 佩吉 - Hi, Sheldon. - Hello, Paige.
-你好 米希 -你好 - Hi, Missy. - Hi!
你快看这雨靴 上面有小鸭鸭呢 Look at these rain boots-- they have ducks on them.
而且那些小鸭鸭也有穿雨靴 And the ducks are wearing boots.
太可爱了 Those are so cute.
-真的是很巧啊 -对啊 很巧 - Well, what a nice coincidence. - Yeah. Good to see you.
你最近怎么样啊 Yeah. How are things?
现在正在忙着让谢尔顿试鞋子 Well, at the moment, trying to get shoes for Sheldon,
但谢尔顿喜欢的牌子没货 只有这牌子 but they only have these, not the ones he likes.
你知道吗 爱因斯坦好像是穿这牌子的鞋呢 Ah. You know, I think that brand is the same kind Einstein wore.
我没有看过他脚的照片 Well, I've never seen a picture of his feet.
而你是个大人 所以你不会骗我 And you're a grown-up, so you wouldn't lie to me.
看来我只能选择相信你了 I guess I have no choice but to believe you.
好吧 我愿意试穿 All right, I'll try them.
太好了 Great!
妈 我可以跟米希一起去凯蒂猫店吗 Hey, Mom, can Missy and I go to the Hello Kitty store?
如果玛丽同意我就没问题 Well, it's okay with me if it's okay with Mary.
没问题 但你可要乖啊 It's okay, but you better be on your best behavior.
我会的 我保证 I will, I promise.
去吧 Go ahead.
天啊 也就偷过一次卷笔刀 Boy, you steal one pencil sharpener
就永远都被叨叨个没完 and you never hear the end of it.
穿起来感觉怎么样 How do they feel?
我对原品牌的忠诚度正受到强烈考验 My brand loyalty is being severely tested.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
你们知道佩吉会说三种语言吗 Did you guys know Paige speaks three languages?
真的吗 那很厉害啊 Really? That's impressive.
你只会说一种 You only speak one.
两种 我正在学会话克林贡语 Two. I'm learning conversational Klingon.
这也很厉害啊 That's impressive, too.
佩吉这周末能来我们家过夜吗 Hey, Mom, can Paige sleep over this weekend?
可以吧 人家妈妈同意就行 I guess, if her mother says okay.
等等 那她要睡哪里 Wait, where is she going to sleep?
你的床上啊 你可以去睡沙发 In your bed. You can sleep on the couch.
绝对不可能 Absolutely not.
我已经换了我乐福鞋的牌子 I've already changed my brand of loafers,
我才不要换我睡觉的地点 I am not changing my sleeping quarters.
那你去姥姥家睡呢 你也喜欢去 How about you stay at Meemaw's? You like that.
不行 姥姥有约会了 No, Meemaw has a date.
所以呢 So?
如果我刚才买的鞋子有尽到职责 So if those shoes I just bought do their job,
那今天晚上会是"小孩勿入"的情况 that will be a "No children allowed" scenario.
我要睡我的床 这不会改变 Well, I'm sleeping in my bed, and that's that.
行吧 那我跟佩吉共睡一张床 Fine, Paige and I can share my bed.
这样你能接受吗 谢利 You okay with that, Shelly?
我能相信你们俩可以整晚保持安静 I trust you two will stay quiet throughout the evening
并且在合理时间就睡觉吗 and go to sleep at the appropriate time?
当然 Absolutely.
那行 妈妈 我同意 All right, then. I'm okay with it, Mom.
他以后怎么在社会上生存啊 How is he ever gonna get through this world?
欢迎 请进 Welcome, come on in.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
打扮得很漂亮啊 要跟你老公出去共进晚餐吗 You look nice. Going out to dinner with your husband?
才不是 是跟闺蜜 Ugh, no. Girlfriends.
你好啊 谢尔顿 Hi, Sheldon.
你好 Hello.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
写化学作业的加分项 Chemistry homework for extra credit.
真可爱 我去年也这么做了 Cute, I did that last year.
佩吉 Paige!
米希 Missy!
她们真是太甜了 Aw, they're so sweet.
生活很快就会把这些美好统统都吞噬殆尽 Yeah, life'll suck that right out of them soon enough.
-好啦 再见 -再见 - Well, bye. - ‭Bye.
你一定得来看我的娃娃 我跟它们说了你的事 You got to meet my dolls-- I told them all about you!
"真可爱 我去年也这么做了" "Cute, I did that last year."
谢谢你答应去吃早鸟晚餐 Thank you for agreeing to the early-bird dinner.
我要是太晚吃晚饭 食物就会不消化 When I eat too late, the food just sits right here.
是啊 变老可没意思了 Yeah, gettin' old is no party.
我从10岁开始就这样了 Oh, I've had this problem since I was ten.
我小学的时候 人家都叫我老嗝精 When I was in grade school, my nickname was Old Burpy.
我不会这么叫你 Well, I will not be calling you that.
你想叫也行啊 You can if you'd like.
不用了 I'm good.
我为你准备了一个小惊喜 So, I have a little surprise for you.
我喜欢惊喜 你准备了什么 Oh, I love surprises. Whatcha got?
我要学怎么开车 I'm going to learn to drive.
真的吗 Really?
是的 Yes.
虽然我喜欢没人看的时候 While I love having you be the dominant personality
让你当家做"主" 但我觉得在外嘛 behind closed doors, I think out in public
我也得稍微担起爷们的责任 I ought to take on more of a macho role.
约翰 我觉得你已经够爷们了 Well, you're macho enough for me, John,
但偶尔不用我开车我也会很开心 but I would enjoy not having to drive us all the time.
那就这么说定了 Then it's settled.
那你什么时候开始去学 Well, when do you start?
你什么时候教我就什么时候学 As soon as you teach me.
我教啊 你觉得这会是好主意吗 Me? Do you really think that's a good idea?
很完美啊 我教你科学 It's perfect. I teach you about science
让你能在你孙子面前长脸 so you can impress your grandson,
而你教我开车 让我在你面前长脸 and you teach me to drive so I can impress you.
行吧 但如果要教 一切就得我说了算 Okay, but if we do this, I'm in charge.
我说一你不许说二 我怎么说你就立刻怎么做 You have to do what I say when and how I tell you to do it.
哎哟妈呀 感觉我们俩又回到床上了 Hubba-hubba, it's like we're back in the bedroom.
你知道茶叶被发现纯属意外吗 Did you know that tea was discovered by accident?
不知道 不过我不知道的东西多了 I didn't, but I don't know lots of stuff.
中国的神农氏在他的园子里烧水 The Emperor Shennong of China was boiling water in his garden
而茶叶掉到了他的壶里 and a leaf from a tea tree fell into his pot.
茶是从树上来的吗 Tea comes from trees?
不然你觉得它们是哪来的 Where'd you think it comes from?
超市来的 The supermarket.
什么 女孩们没带你一起野餐吗 What, the girls leave you out of their little picnic?
她们有邀请他啊 Oh, they invited him.
那你为什么没去 Well, then why ain't you out there?
在外面吃饭 我看起来像个嬉皮吗 Eat outdoors? Do I look like a hippie to you?
我还以为佩吉是你的朋友 I thought Paige was your friend.
她比较像是我的同事吧 She's more of a colleague.
虽然不知为何 Although for reasons unknown,
她现在表现得像个10岁小孩一样 she's currently behaving like a ten-year-old.
或许是因为她就10岁啊 Maybe that's because she is a ten-year-old.
这不是借口 Still no excuse.
好了 我要坦白问一件事 All right, I'm just gonna come out and ask it:
同事是什么鬼啊 what the heck is a colleague?
好 你选个数字 Okay, pick a number.
三 Three.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
现在选个颜色 Now pick a color.
粉红 还用说吗 Pink, duh.
你未来的小马名字会叫... The name of your future pony is...
闪亮阳光 Sparkle Sunshine.
我完全有可能取这名字 I would totally name it that!
谢尔顿 你想要来占卜未来吗 Sheldon, do you want to have your fortune read?
才不要呢 Absolutely not.
我也不敢相信你这么聪明的人会玩这个 And I cannot believe a person as smart as you is doing it.
有何不可 很好玩啊 Why? It's fun.
他不知道怎么玩乐 他就是小老头 He doesn't know how to have fun; he's an old man.
我才不是老头 I'm not an old man.
是吗 那你最喜欢的颜色是什么 Oh, yeah? What's your favorite color?
卡其色 Khaki.
老头 Old man.
我在试着睡觉呢 I'm trying to sleep.
进来跟我们一起玩嘛 Come inside and play with us.
别邀请他 Don't invite him.
这是女孩基地 This is a girls' fort,
不是老头基地 not an old man fort.
我才不是老头 I'm not an old man.
那就进来啊 Then come inside.
你疯了吗 现在是睡觉时间了 Are you crazy? It's bedtime.
老头 Old man.
你们在做什么 What are you doing?
我们在把小乔治的脚踝绑在一起 We're tying Georgie's ankles together.
这样他下床的时候就会跌倒 So when he gets out of bed he falls down.
他有可能会受伤呢 But he could get hurt.
那我们多幸运啊 If we're lucky.
我绝不要加入这种行径之中 Well, I will not be a party to this.
老头 Old man.
这时嗜血的羊人 That's when the bloodthirsty Goatman--
半羊 半人 part goat, part man--
慢慢地爬到睡着孩子的床上 -不可 crept up on the sleeping children... ‭No.
-把他尖锐的牙齿刺入孩子的脖子 -不可以啊 - ...and sank his sharp little teeth into their necks... - ‭No.
然后喝掉他们的血 ...and drank their blood!
不可能 No.
-有问题吗 -有好几个 首先 山羊是食草动物 - Problem? - Several. First of all, goats are herbivores.
它们不吃肉 更不可能饮血 They don't eat meat, let alone drink blood.
或许是半人那部分要喝血呢 Maybe the half man part drinks blood.
我都不想解释"半人"有多不合理 Don't even get me started on the "half man" stuff.
谢尔顿 这不过是个好玩的恐怖故事 Sheldon, it's just a fun scary story.
这根本就是胡说八道 It's nonsense is what it is.
老头 Old man.
我不是老头 我才10岁 I'm not an old man, I'm ten.
我看你更像110岁 More like 110.
我读过一篇文章 缺乏社交的小孩长大后 You know, I read that adults who had a stunted childhood
通常会变得古怪和不合群 often become social misfits and weirdos.
你才没看过这文章 你是瞎编的 You didn't read that, you're making it up
跟你的山羊故事一样 like your goat story.
《心理学杂志》 1988年二月刊 Psychology Magazine, February issue, 1988.
好吧 Well, um...
那这理论也未必是对的 That doesn't make it true.
你长大后应该就知道了 Guess you'll find out when you're an adult.
我想会的 I guess I will.
我们都知道故事的结局 Well, we know how this story ends.
我长大后 变成一个左右逢源 讨人喜欢的人 I grew up to become a well-adjusted and charming fellow.
但在那一刻 她着实让我担忧起来 But at that moment in time, she had me worried.
小乔治 吃早餐了 妈妈做了松饼 Hey, Georgie, breakfast. Mom made eggos.
松饼 好赞 Eggos, sweet.
我靠 Ow! Dang it!
《心理学杂志》
老天啊 Oh, dear.
怎么了 What?
佩吉说得对 Paige was right.
"有充分证据表明 "There's ample evidence to indicate
缺乏社交的孩子长大后可能会不适应社会" that a stunted childhood can cause one to be maladjusted as an adult."
那我完蛋了 Then I'm screwed.
此话怎解 What do you mean?
我不在学校的时间 都在做功课 When I'm not in school, I'm doing homework.
不做功课时 都在练习大提琴 When I'm not doing homework, I'm practicing my cello.
不练琴时 And when I'm not doing that,
都会在我爸妈的店里打工 I'm working in my parents' store.
那一定是我们成为朋友的原因 That must be why we're friends.
我们都缺乏社交 We're both stunted.
有道理 Sounds right.
我想做点什么来改变这个情况 Well, I for one plan to do something about it.
比如呢 Like what?
我准备游手好闲 整人玩闹 I'm going to goof off, engage in horseplay,
如果还有时间的话 当个幼稚鬼 and if time permits, be quite immature.
如果还有时间 If time permits?
我也要做功课的啊 I have homework, too.
你想跟我一起胡闹吗 Would you like to join me in my shenanigans?
不了 谢谢 No, thanks.
你不担心自己以后无法适应社会吗 Aren't you concerned about being a maladjusted adult?
不担心 我以后娶一个美国女生 Nah. I'll just marry an American woman
祈求她能改善我就行了 and hope she can fix me.
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通常由我来给别人出考题 I'm usually the one giving the tests,
但今天我要接受考试 but, uh, today I'm taking one.
不许交谈 No talking.
通常我都是我对学生说这一句 And I usually say that to my students.
什么 What?
做得怎么样了 How's it going?
我不能说 考试期间不许交谈 I can't tell you. There's no talking.
-不许交谈 -抱歉 - No talking. - ‭Sorry.
我能加入吗 Mind if I join you?
做什么 Doing what?
-荡秋千 -你认真的吗 - Swinging. ‭- Seriously?
是的 我想感受轻风拂过我秀发 Yes. It's my hope to feel the wind in my hair
-和无忧无虑的感觉 -行吧 - and be carefree. - Um, okay.
谢尔顿吐我身上了 谢尔顿吐我身上了 Sheldon threw up on me. Sheldon threw up on me!
好了 后视镜 Okay, rearview mirrors.
都调好了 Um, all set.
左转灯 右转灯 Turn signal left. Turn signal right.
脚踩在刹车上 Um, foot on the brake.
挂D档开车 Transmission in drive.
你得先打火 You have to start the car first.
对哦 Of course.
抱歉 我有点紧张 Sorry, I'm a bit nervous.
不止你一个人紧张 You're not alone.
走起 And here we go.
太疯狂了 This is crazy.
我真的在开车了 I'm doing it.
不好意思 我想购买 Excuse me, I was hoping to purchase
一些恶作剧道具 some practical joke paraphernalia
好让我能表现得天真幼稚 so that I may behave childishly.
就在角落里 Rack in the corner.
感激不尽 Thank you.
"逗你玩"新奇玩具公司" 好玩就要大喊 逗你玩
"好玩就要大喊 逗你玩" "If it's funny, it's a Bazinga."
有意思 Interesting.
"逗你玩"整人玩具公司" 好玩时就要大喊 逗你玩
黄灯 黄灯 Yellow light. Yellow light!
没事 继续开 It's okay, keep going.
但黄灯亮起就要减速 But yellow means slow down.
在十字路口不能减速 You can't slow down in the intersection!
继续开 Keep going.
-你确定吗 -当然 - Are you sure? - ‭Yes.
开啊 快开 Go. Go!
苍天保佑 Oh, God. Oh, God.
真对不起 I'm so sorry.
没关系 我们平安无事 It's okay, we're fine.
没人受伤 Nobody got hurt.
我觉得我学不来 康妮 I don't think I can do this, Connie.
当然可以啦 我们才刚开始 Of course you can. We're just getting started.
不 信息量太大了 我无法消化 No, it's too much information. I can't process it.
不过是个黄灯而已 It was just a yellow light.
不只是交通灯 路上还有其他车 Not just the light. There were other cars.
以及行人 There's pedestrians.
-还有骑自行车的人 -那又怎样 - There was a guy on a bicycle. - So?
有太多随机元素了 That's just too many random elements.
刺激源太多 我承受不了 The-the-the stimuli are overwhelming.
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
对不起 我知道我让你失望了 I'm sorry. I know I'm letting you down.
说什么傻话 你才没有 Oh, don't be silly. You're not letting me down.
无论你会不会开车 我都一样爱你 I love you whether you can drive or not.
你爱我吗 You love me?
我... Well, I...
我想是的 I suppose I do.
我能回敬你这句话吗 Am I allowed to reciprocate?
可以啊 如果你真这么想 Sure, if that's the way you feel.
我当然这么想了 Oh, it is.
我也爱你 康妮 I love you, too, Connie.
这样啊 Well...
这可真是太棒了 That's just great.
好啦 All righty. ‭
你想跟我换位子吗 Would you like to switch seats with me?
想 但等我一下下 Yes, but give me a minute
我惊魂未定 腿还在发抖 because my legs are a little wobbly.
是因为黄灯还是因为我们互相示爱了 Is that from the yellow light or the "I love yous"?
都有 Both.
爸爸 你想来片口香糖吗 Dad, would you care for a piece of gum?
不用了 谢谢 No, thank you.
拜托 拿一片嘛 Please, take a piece of gum.
为什么 Why?
求你嘛 Just please.
逗你玩 Bazinga.
你知道他在搞什么吗 You understand any of that?
我不知道 估计他只是童心发作 I don't know, I guess he's just being a little boy.
从几时开始的 Since when?
小乔治 小乔治 Georgie? Georgie?
干嘛 What?
你想来点咸味什锦果仁吗 Would you like some salted mixed nuts?
不了 Nah.
瞧 是贵价货呢 Look, they're the fancy kind.
这是个整人罐子 That's a trick can.
才不是 No, it's not.
你听 晃动时有响声 Listen. When you shake it, there's a rattling sound,
仿佛真的有果仁在里面 as if nuts are inside.
好吧 Fine.
逗你玩 Bazinga.
这里是斯巴克斯家 我是比利 Sparks residence, Billy speaking.
我是电力公司的人 This is the electric company.
你好 Hello.
我打来是想问你们家冰箱是否在运转 I'm calling to see if your refrigerator is running.
我去看看 I'll go check.
我回来了 在运转[逃跑]呢 I'm back. It's running.
那你最好赶紧去抓住它 Well, then you better go catch it.
逗你玩 Bazinga.
我是康妮·塔克 This is Connie Tucker.
听到"哔"一声后请留言 Leave a message when you hear the... beep.
你好 姥姥 Hello, um, Meemaw,
我是谢尔顿 this is Sheldon.
如果你在家的话 我本来打算问 "沃尔[墙]先生在吗" If you were home, I was going to say, "Is Mr. Wall there?"
然后你会说 "不在" And then you would say, "No."
接着我会问 "那沃尔[墙]太太在吗" And then I would say, "Is Mrs. Wall there?"
你就会回答 "不在" And then you would say, "No."
然后我会问 "如果你家没墙 And then I would say, "Well, if there are no walls,
你的天花板怎么还没掉下来" then how does your roof stay up?"
说完了 逗你玩 Um, okay. Bazinga.
可悲透了 That was pathetic.
确实 It was.
我不确定我是否适合整人和恶作剧 I'm not sure I'm cut out for these antics and shenanigans.
看来你长大后会变成怪咖 I guess you're gonna grow up to be a weirdo.
估计是了 I suppose I am.
生活真让人摸不着头脑 Life is so confusing.
我一直希望长大后 I always hoped it would be easier for me
我的生活会变得容易些 可是... when I grew up, but...
现在我不确定了 ...now I'm not so sure it will.
你不会有问题的 It's gonna be all right.
你刚才是演的 You were faking?
逗你玩 Bazinga.
从那天起 我就成为了 And that's how I became
我所有朋友公认和喜爱的整人大师 the madcap prankster all my friends know and love.
约翰 你第一堂驾驶课上得如何 So, John, how was your first driving lesson?
紧张刺激 Intense.
有那么一刻 At one point,
我快开到一个十字路口 I was approaching an intersection.
本来是绿灯 但在最后时刻 The light was green, but at the last moment,
变成了黄灯 it turned yellow.
我不知道该怎么做 I didn't know what to do.
我该继续开吗 还是停下 Should I keep going? Should I stop?
附近还有其他车 There were other cars nearby.
康妮在大声嚷嚷 Connie was yelling.
我眼睛又被阳光刺到 A glare from the sun was in my eyes.
结果怎么样 So, what happened?
我稀里糊涂开过了那个十字路口 Somehow, I managed to make it through,
打了转向灯 turned on my directional,
然后慢慢靠边停下 and slowly pulled to the side of the road.
恐怖故事就该这么讲 That's how you tell a scary story.
说点轻松的 你们姥姥爱我哦 In lighter news, your meemaw loves me.