《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
为什么维罗妮卡·邓肯抱了你 Why was Veronica Duncan hugging you?
因为我在帮她补习数学的三角法 I'm tutoring her in trigonometry.
你别告诉别人 但她进度有点慢 Just between us, she's a little slow.
我听说她"进度"可是挺快 That's not what I heard.
我家没人 There's nobody at my house.
-你想来吗 -想 - You want to come over? ‭- Yes.
-那是什么 -我妈为教堂搞的 - What's that? - Some stupid haunted house
弱智鬼屋 my mother's doing for the church.
伦迪先生布置的淫欲场景 Mr. Lundy's scene about lust
对我哥的约会造成了巨大影响 made a deep impact on my brother's date.
她请求耶稣拯救她 She asked to be saved by Jesus.
我不想再过这样的生活了 I don't want to live like this anymore.
结果 她真的得到了救赎 And as it turns out, she was.
敬爱的耶稣基督 让我自由 Dear Lord Jesus, set me free.
在电影《征服猩球》中 In Conquest of the Planet of the Apes,
我们知道了人类如何教化人猿 we learned how humans taught the apes to become civilized.
虽然我觉得应该先从如厕训练开始 Which I think should start with potty training,
但我也不是个编剧 but I'm not a screenwriter.
你能帮忙我做数学作业吗 Can you help me with my math homework?
不能 No.
拜托了 这个真的好难啊 Please. It's really hard.
问题不在"这个"上 "It" isn't the problem.
谢尔顿 Sheldon.
行吧 什么题 Fine, what are you working on?
就是有数字 然后有一条线 There's a number, then there's a line,
然后下面又有个数字 then there's another number under it.
分数吗 Fractions?
对 分数 Yes, fractions.
在那一刻 At that moment,
我意识到如果我能教会 it occurred to me if I could teach mathematics
我脑子不灵光的姐姐数学 to someone as dull-witted as my sister,
我有天就能创造出一个超人类种族 I could create a race of superhumans
为我所服务 that would do my bidding.
谁不想要呢 And who wouldn't want that?
求你了 谢尔顿 Please, Sheldon.
你知道吗 米希 我很乐意教你 You know what, Missy? I'd be happy to help you.
谢谢 Thank you.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
你试试这么想 想象一个派 Try thinking of it this way: imagine a pie.
分数下方的数字 The number on the bottom of the fraction
就代表这个派被切成了多少份 is how many pieces the pie has been sliced into.
这是什么口味的派 What kind of pie is it?
这不重要 Doesn't matter.
但知道是哪种派能帮助我想象 But it would help me picture it if I knew the kind of pie.
行 是香蕉奶油派 Fine, it's banana cream.
我不喜欢香蕉奶油派 I don't like banana cream.
好吧 那你想要哪种派 Okay, what kind of pie would you like it to be?
麦当劳的那种小苹果派行吗 What about those little apple pies from McDonalds?
-行 -我被那个烫到过嘴 - Sure. - I burned my mouth on one of those.
那也不能阻止我 我还是吃完了 Didn't stop me. I still ate it.
维罗妮卡 你好啊 Veronica. Hi.
你好啊 小乔治 Hey, Georgie.
你换了发型 You-you changed your hair.
是啊 I did.
变短了 It's shorter.
是啊 It is.
我喜欢 I like it.
谢谢 Thank-thanks.
你是来找我的吗 You here to see me?
我是来参加你妈妈的读经班 I-I'm here for your mom's Bible study.
行 当然啦 Oh, sure, of course.
很高兴你来加入我们 I'm glad you could join us.
快请进 Come in, won't you?
你也有在读经班吗 You're part of the group, too?
信仰 《圣经》 上帝 我对这些可疯狂了 Faith, the Bible, God, I'm nuts for that stuff.
所以切成12片派的1/4是多少呢 So one-fourth of the 12 pieces of pie is...?
3吗 Three?
正确 Yes.
那12片派的1/3是... And one-third of the 12 pieces is...?
4片吗 Four?
那把1/3的派加上 Yes. Now how much is one-third of the pie plus
1/4的派呢 one-fourth of the pie?
三加四等于七 但这里有十二片派 Well, three plus four is seven, but there's 12 pieces,
所以是十尔分之七 so seven-twelve-iths.
是十二分 不过你答对了 It's twelfths. And yes.
我做到啦 I did it.
其实呢 是我做到了 Actually, I did it.
在不到10分钟的时间里 我教会了猴子分数 In less than ten minutes, I taught fractions to a monkey.
欢迎你来 维罗妮卡 很高兴有你的加入 Welcome, Veronica. We're so glad to have you.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
你说呢 我来参加读经班 What's it look like? I'm here for Bible study.
你刚洗完澡吗 Did you just take a shower?
没有啊 No.
你绝对有 You did, too.
我想为耶稣沐浴更衣 别说我了 So I want to be clean for Jesus. Get off my back.
有意思 Interesting.
小乔治 如果你想当个好基督教徒 Georgie, if you want to be a good Christian,
或许你得先从不谎言张口就来开始 maybe you should stop lying through your teeth.
你就庆幸我有刷我这张嘴吧 Just be happy I brushed them, okay?
好了 全做完了 谢谢 Okay. All done. Thanks.
趁现在我们都在这里 你有兴趣 While we're here, would you like me
让我给你介绍一下代数吗 to introduce you to algebra?
代谁? Al who?
天啊 Oh, boy.
这不是人名 是一种古老的阿拉伯方法 It's not a person, it's an ancient Arabic method
用来找出变量的值 of finding the value of variables.
不要 Oh. Nah.
很显然我需要更细致的手法 Clearly, I needed a more sophisticated technique
来激励我的类人猿姐姐 to motivate my simian sister.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
如果你来学一点代数 我就给你一根香蕉 If you learn a little algebra, I'll give you a banana.
现在我们读《马太福音》第4章 All right, now we're reading from Matthew 4.
小乔治 你来给我们念念第17节吧 Georgie, why don't you get us started on verse 17?
我吗 Me?
对 你 Yes, you.
好吧 Oh. Okay.
第17节... Um... Verse 17...
第17节... Verse 17...
等我一下啊 Give me a minute.
这里 Here.
祝福你 Bless you.
好了 我开始啦"从那时起 Okay, here we go. "From that time,
耶稣就传起道来 说天国近了 Jesus began to preach and say 'Repent,
你们应当悔改 改变内心的自我 以前的思想方式 C-change your inner self, your old way of thinking,
为过去的罪悔过 Regret past sins,
以证明自己已悔罪的方式生活 Live your life in a way that proves repentance:
遵循上帝的教诲" seek God's purpose for your life."
发人深省啊 Powerful stuff.
大家能喊个阿门吗 Can I get an amen?
阿门 Amen.
需要帮忙吗 谢尔顿 Need any help there, Sheldon?
我想找有关教育理论的书 I'm looking for some books on education theory.
干嘛用 What for? ‭
我想发展一套教导 I'm trying to develop a technique to teach someone
按普通人分类就是"傻子"的方法 who falls into the conventional category of "stupid."
傻子的种类有非常多啊 Oh. Well, now, there's a wide range of stupid.
你能缩小一下范围吗 Can you narrow it down?
给电视剧里的玩偶人物阿福写了粉丝信 She wrote a fan letter to Alf.
懂了 所以你是想要造成天翻地覆般的改变 Got it. So you're looking to make a pretty radical change.
我最希望的是能直接把我姐的脑子洗空了 Well, ideally, I'd like to wipe my sister's brain clean
然后重新塑造 但我妈不会喜欢这样 and start over, but my mom wouldn't like that.
对啊 妈妈们可没劲了 Yeah. Moms are no fun.
-维罗妮卡 -小乔治 - Hey, Veronica. - Georgie. ‭
听我说 我昨晚在祷告的时候 So, listen, i was doing my prayers last night and, uh,
你绝对想象不到发生了什么 上帝跟我说话了 you won't believe it, but I think God spoke to me.
真的吗 祂说什么了 Really? What did he say?
我有些部分听不懂 Well, I couldn't understand all of it,
因为祂说着古老的语言 'cause it was in an ancient language,
但我能听懂的部分呢 but the part I did understand
是祂希望我们能多花时间相处 is he wants us to spend more time together.
做些什么 Doing what?
比如祷告 帮助需要帮助的人 Oh, you know, praying, helping the needy.
就是普通的那些基督教活动嘛 Your usual Christian activities.
这我可以接受 Well, I'm okay with that.
很好 那我跟你还有上帝一起玩 Good. So you, me and God, we'll hang out.
感觉不错 Sounds good.
好 那之后见啦 Okay. See you later.
再见 See you.
我可能得下地狱 I may be going to hell.
所以你想要制造一个军队 So you're hoping to create an army
里面都是服从你命令的超智慧儿童吗 of super-intelligent children who will do your bidding?
完美的情况下 是的 In a perfect world, yes.
你应该多跟我妈妈相处 You should spend more time with my mother.
那也是她的目标 That's her goal, too.
这个有趣 Ooh, this is interesting.
苏格拉底表示 所有的知识 According to Socrates, all knowledge exists
其实早已在学生脑海中存在 你只需要透过 within the student and just needs to be drawn out
高明的提问方式即可将之引导出 through skillful questioning.
在你说之前其实我就知道了吗 Are you saying I knew that before you even said it?
我不知道啊 是这样吗 I don't know, did you?
根据苏格拉底 你知道且答案早就存在你心中 Well, according to Socrates, you do know and the answer's inside you.
好吧 那你问高明的问题来引导我吧 Well, then, ask me a skillful question to draw it out.
你知道我在知道之前就知道了吗 Do you know if I knew before I knew?
不知道 No.
这招真的有效 Hey, it works.
真的呢 It does.
我要录下我的发现 I'm recording my findings
所以后代人类可以了解 so that future generations of mankind can understand
我创造霍莫诺福斯也就是"新人类"所做出的努力 the steps I took to create homo novus, "New man."
当然啦 也非常有可能我创造的霍莫诺福斯 Of course, there's a strong likelihood that my homo novi
会摧毁所有的未来人类后代 might've wiped out all future generations,
所以我也不知道会是谁在看这个影片 so I have no idea who's watching this.
你在这里干嘛 What are you doing in here?
录影片日记来记录我创造霍莫诺福斯的过程 I'm keeping a video diary of my experiment to create homo novus.
霍莫什么 Homo what?
诺福斯 是拉丁文 意思是"新人类" Novus. It's Latin. It means "New man."
那行吧 Oh. I guess that's okay.
你妈妈上教堂了 你晚饭想吃什么 Y-Your mom's at church. W-What do you want for dinner?
我相信你知道我想吃什么晚餐 I believe you know what I want for dinner.
是吗 Is that right?
今天是周四 It's Thursday.
妈妈每周四都给我做什么吃呢 What does Mom always make me on Thursdays?
热狗丁意大利面吗 Spaghetti and hot dogs?
苏格拉底 真是不爱他都不行 Socrates. Got to love him.
♪ 我灵歌唱 ♪ ♪ Then sings my soul ♪
♪ 赞美救主我神 ♪ ♪ My savior God to Thee ♪
♪ 你真伟大 ♪ ♪ How great Thou art ♪
♪ 何等伟大 ♪ ♪ God to Thee ♪
♪ 你真伟大 ♪ ♪ How great Thou art ♪
-♪ 你真伟大 ♪ -♪ 我灵歌唱 ♪ - ♪ How great Thou art ♪ - ♪ Then sings my soul ♪
♪ 赞美救主我神 ♪ ♪ My savior God to Thee ♪
♪ 我灵歌唱 ♪ ♪ Then sings my soul ♪
-♪ 你真伟大 ♪ -♪ 赞美救主我神 ♪ - ♪ How great Thou art ♪ - ♪ My savior God to Thee ♪
-♪ 你真伟大 ♪ -♪ 你真伟大 ♪ - ♪ How great Thou art ♪ - ♪ How great Thou art. ♪
现在呢 我们来稍作一下祷告 And now, why don't we take a moment to pray,
要记得我们的祷告 uh, keeping in mind that our prayers
不应该是为了自己的利益 should not be for our own benefit,
而应该是为了家人 朋友 but for our family, friends,
德州同胞 美国所有种族与宗教的同胞 fellow Texans, Americans of all races and religions
以及全世界 and the world.
大部分的世界吧 Well, most of the world.
你们都知道该选哪些国家 Y'all know what countries to pick.
主啊 请照顾好我的家人 Lord, please look after my family.
满足他们一切需要 让他们健康快乐 Give them everything they need to be happy and healthy.
今晚跟我一起来的这位女孩 And this lovely young girl with me tonight,
也请帮她继续走在正道上 help her stay on the path of righteousness.
上帝 请照顾好我的姐姐 God, please look after my sister.
你可以在卢博克女子监狱找到她 You can find her at the women's correctional facility in Lubbock.
助她从你身上寻找救赎 Help her seek salvation in you
而不是通过可卡因 大麻和贝斯手 instead of cocaine, marijuana and bass players.
耶稣 就算从天堂 你也一定能看到 Jesus, I'm sure, even from Heaven, you can see
我旁边那个妹子有多性感 how hot the girl sitting next to me is.
我知道我不应该为自己祈祷 And I know I'm not supposed to pray for myself,
但这样好不好 but here's the deal: if you can get her
如果你能让她爱上我 to fall in love with me, and you know,
并且做些坏决定 make some bad decisions,
我发誓我每周日都会来教堂 I swear I'll come to church every Sunday.
感谢你今晚带小乔治来教堂 And thank you for bringing Georgie tonight,
虽然你我都清楚他为何而来 even though you and I both know why he came.
说起这个 无论他在祈祷什么 Speaking of which, whatever he's praying for right now,
都无视他 ignore it.
请你保护我 不要产生不纯洁的念头 And please protect me from impure thoughts,
教导我要尊重我肉体的圣洁 and teach me to respect the sanctity of my body.
举个例子 假如我跟她要去裸泳 Now if for instance she and I were to go skinny dipping
然后在月光下 and one thing were to lead to another
一切自然而然发生 under the moonlit sky, get this:
那我不仅愿意变成虔诚的基督教徒 not only do I become a devout Christian,
我还会烦我遇到的每个人 要他们虔诚信教 I will also bug everybody I meet to do the same.
你也知道我下定决心做一件事时 And you know I can be real annoying
是超烦人的 when I set my mind to it.
阿门 Amen.
你不出声 我就当你答应了 阿门 I'm gonna take your silence as a yes. Amen.
野猪阿福 杰西叔叔 巴特·辛普森 摔跤手浩克·霍肯 演员乔伊·劳伦斯
你在写什么 What are you working on?
给我椰菜娃娃列的男友候选名单 A list of possible boyfriends for my Cabbage Patch doll.
你觉得塞莱斯特跟乔伊·劳伦斯站一起配吗 How do you think Celeste would look next to Joey Lawrence?
我不知道他是谁 I don't know who that is.
90年代情景喜剧《花花》 女主角由《生活大爆炸》中的艾米饰演
他是花花的哥哥呀 He's Blossom's brother.
我也不知道她是谁 I don't know who that is.
是个电视剧 她常戴顶帽子 It's a show. She wears hats.
总之 我做了一些研究 Anyway, I've been doing some research,
得出了一个结论 就是我根本不需要教你 and I've come to the conclusion that I don't need to teach you anything.
你已经什么都会了 You already know everything.
酷 Cool.
你的大脑已经包含 Your brain already contains all the math
世间所有的数学了 that will ever be known.
我听见了 我已经说了"酷"了 I heard you and I said "cool."
你不想探索一下 Well, wouldn't you like to explore
这个巨大的知识宝库吗 that great treasure trove of knowledge?
看情况 宝库是什么东东 That depends. What's a trove?
回头再解释那个 这句话对还是错 We'll circle back to that. True or false?
你有时会说自己很笨 At times, you have referred to yourself as being dumb.
对 True.
你喜欢那种感受吗 And do you enjoy feeling that way?
不喜欢 No.
我能改变这点 Well, let me change that.
我为你提供一个机会 I'm presenting you with an opportunity
能让你最大程度开发你的大脑 to achieve the full potential of your mind.
你是不是打算做试验 让我俩换脑 Are you gonna do some experiment where we switch brains?
不是 No.
《盖里甘的岛》和《摩登原始人》里 'Cause I've seen it on Gilligan's Island
都有这种试验 and I've seen it on The Flintstones
从来没好结果 and it never goes well.
对了 盖里甘 Ooh. Gilligan.
♪ 我灵歌唱 赞美救主我神 ♪ ♪ Then sings my soul, my savior God... ♪
你现在想骗谁呢 Oh, who do you think you're fooling here?
我不知道你在说什么 I have no idea what you're talking about.
听着 维罗妮卡家里情况很糟 Listen to me. Veronica has a rough family situation,
她努力想改善自己的人生 and she's trying to improve her life.
我很敬佩她 非常鼓舞人 And I admire that. Very inspirational.
小乔治 Georgie,
相信我 看到你去教堂我很欣慰 believe me, I'm glad to see you in a church,
但我不希望你占那个女孩的便宜 but I do not want you taking advantage of that girl.
占便宜 我和她只是学圣经小伙伴 仅此而已 Taking advantage? Veronica and I are Bible buddies, nothing more.
-我是说真的 -好吧 - I'm serious. ‭- Right.
或许你该扪心自问 Maybe you should ask yourself what's in you
你内心有什么邪念才会觉得别人也心有邪念 that makes you see sin in the hearts of others.
你这就太过分了 Okay, now you're pushing it.
我主耶稣 请你帮我母亲 别成天发火 Lord Jesus, please help my mother with her anger.
-你能说阿门吗 -不行 - Can I get an amen? ‭- No.
我们为什么需要摄像机 Why do we need the camera?
这样后人就能看到你的转变了 So people in the future can see your transformation.
你要去哪 Where are you going?
去换上裙子给后人看 To put on a dress for the future people.
你们好 后人 Hello, people of the future.
我叫米希·库珀 这是我的挚友塞莱斯特 My name is Missy Cooper and this is my best friend Celeste.
她正跟乔伊·劳伦斯交往呢 She's dating Joey Lawrence.
周六想一起玩吗 You want to hang out Saturday?
不行 我约好了要去受洗 Can't. I signed up to get baptized.
对哦 我一直想受洗来着 Oh, yeah. I've been meaning to do that.
不如你跟我去 我们可以一起受洗 Well, why don't you join me? We could do it together.
好啊 你跟我一起泡水里 我喜欢 Sure. You and me, getting double dunked. I like it.
你能想象之后会怎样吗 Can you imagine afterwards?
我们所有罪孽都会被洗去 All of our sins will be washed away.
是啊 我们可以开始犯新的罪过了 Yeah, and we can start cranking out fresh ones.
我真不知道哪一步做错了 I just don't know where I went wrong.
你确定你的提问够高明吗 Are you sure your questioning was skillful?
我本以为够了 但询问她两小时后 I thought so, but after two hours of interrogation,
我从我妹妹脑袋里挖出来的 all I could extract from my sister's brain
就只有某种印有顽童的砖块 was that there was some sort of block with new kids on it.
其实是乐团"街头顽童"
谢尔顿 你的教育项目进行得如何 Sheldon, how's your educational project going?
很不顺利 我碰壁了 Poorly. I've hit a wall.
考虑过行为主义心理学家斯金纳的行为矫正术吗 Have you considered B.F. Skinner's behavior modification?
-那是什么 -这种疗法 - What's that? ‭- It uses punishment
通过使用奖罚制度来获得你想要的结果 and reward to get the results you want.
惩罚啊 这个我一听就喜欢 Ooh, punishment. I like the sound of that.
在合适的语境下 我也喜欢 In the right context, so do I.
我在掷骰子那桌输得很惨 I took a real beating at the craps table,
之后又在加勒比海扑克中全赢回来了 and then I won it all back playing Caribbean Stud Poker.
加勒比海扑克是怎么玩的 Well, how does Caribbean Stud Poker work?
鬼知道 我当时醉得一塌糊涂 I have no idea. I was drunk off my ass.
做得好 妈妈 Way to go, Mom.
身为基督徒 这样过日子真棒 Way to lead a Christian life.
我女儿瞧不起我吗 Oh, does my daughter think poorly of me?
是的 Yes.
太好了 我能含笑而终了 Good. I can die happy.
老妈 跟你说一声 我明天要去受洗 Hey, Mom, just a heads-up, I'm getting baptized tomorrow.
老天 Good Lord.
这孩子真是精虫上脑了 That boy's randiness knows no bounds.
你在说什么呢 What are you talking about?
他那么做 He's only doing it
都是为了那个叫维罗妮卡的女孩 'cause of that Veronica girl.
当然了 完全说得通 Oh, sure. That makes sense.
说得通是什么意思 What do you mean, it makes sense?
我在他那般大时 曾搭便车到佛罗里达 When I was his age, I hitchhiked to Florida
就因为我一朋友的女友认识一个女孩 'cause I had a friend that had a girlfriend
也许愿意跟我上床 who knew a girl who might be willing.
但之后你认识了我女儿 But then you met my daughter
就不用跑那么远了 and you didn't have to travel so far.
根据斯金纳的理论 According to B.F. Skinner,
如果我能找到适当的惩罚来激励米希 if I can find the appropriate punishment to motivate Missy,
她便无所不能 there's no limit to what she might be able to learn.
但用哪种惩罚好呢 But what might that punishment be?
用橡胶软管鞭打她 Whip her with a rubber hose?
不行 那样我估计会得肌腱炎 No. That sounds like a recipe for tendonitis.
用微弱的电电击她呢 Administer small electric shocks?
很难办 Tricky.
如果我弄错电压了 我余生就要在 If I get the voltage wrong, I could spend the rest of my life
精神病犯的监狱度过 in an institution for the criminally insane.
或者我把惩罚施加在她珍视超过生命的物体上 Or I inflict harm on the object she loves more than life itself.
塞莱斯特 你要成为科学历史的一部分了 Celeste, you're about to become part of scientific history.
好了各位 欢迎来到1990年 All right, everybody, welcome to the 1990
东德州受洗奥运会 East Texas Baptist Olympics.
因为我们在一个池水里 'Cause we're in the pool of water.
言归正传 我想要欢迎 Anyway, I want to welcome
我们的新姐妹维罗妮卡·邓肯 our little sister Veronica Duncan,
她马上要被我扣水里[音似邓肯] who I will be dunkin'.
抱歉 Sorry.
我忍不住说笑 我也想欢迎 I can't turn it off. And I also want to welcome
小乔治·库珀 他最近也找到了亲近主的路 George Cooper, who has recently found his way to the Lord.
大家好 赞美耶稣 Howdy. Praise Jesus.
你准备好来学习高级微积分了吗 Are you ready to learn some advanced calculus?
我不 Nope.
马上回来 Be right back.
您慢慢来 Take your time.
维罗妮卡 你愿意相信耶稣基督 Veronica, do you trust in Jesus Christ
成为你的上帝与救主吗 as your personal Lord and savior?
我愿意 I do.
根据你对信仰的宣誓 It's upon your profession of faith
我将为施行洗礼 我的姐妹 that I baptize you, my sister,
以圣父 圣子与圣灵的名义 阿门 in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
Take me to the river - Lynda Carter
哇靠 Dang.
好了 再来试一次 All right, let's try this again.
你准备好来学习高级微积分 Would you be ready to learn some advanced calculus
来拯救塞莱斯特的辫子吗 if it saved Celeste's pigtails?
你在干嘛 把她放下 What are you doing? Put her down.
我矫正你的行为之前是不会放下的 Not until I modify your behavior.
以圣父 圣子与圣灵的名义 阿门 In the name of the Father, Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
谢尔顿 我警告你 Sheldon, I'm warning you.
哈雷路亚 Hallelujah!
我们成功啦 We did it!
我好高兴啊 Ooh, I'm so happy.
我爱你 I love you.
成功了吗 你受到激励了吗 Is it working? Are you feeling motivated?
非常 Very.
要解释一下你们的行为吗 Care to explain yourself?
我当时是在试着激励米希 I was trying to motivate Missy
来扩展她的智力 to expand her intellectual horizons.
靠虐待她的椰菜娃娃吗 By torturing her Cabbage Patch doll?
我又没有用电来电她 Well, it's not like I shocked her with electrodes,
-本来这也在考虑范围里呢 -够了 - which was an option. ‭- Enough.
容我解释 我是指电米希 不是电娃娃 To be clear, I meant to shock Missy, not the doll.
电娃娃只是白费功夫 That would be ineffective.
够了 还有你 Enough! And you.
为了亲个姑娘就去受洗 你在想什么呢 Getting baptized just to kiss a girl? What were you thinking?
听起来你已经知道我在想什么了啊 Sounds like you know what I was thinking.
你们俩都被禁足了 Well, you are both grounded.
亲爱的阿福 我是你的头号粉丝 Dear Alf, I'm your number one fan.
我喜欢你是因为你虽然是外星人 但很好笑 I like you because you're an alien but you're funny,
不像我弟弟是个外星讨厌鬼 unlike my brother who's an alien but just a jerk.
总之 我希望你享受在我们星球的生活 Anyway, I hope you're enjoying your time here on our planet
也找到除了猫咪以外的食物 and have found things to eat other than cats.
我建议你吃鸡块 I recommend chicken nuggets.
诚挚的米希·库珀 10岁 敬上 Sincerely, Missy Cooper, age ten.
"另外 我最喜欢的颜色是粉色 你的呢" "P.S. My favorite color is pink. What's yours?"
真是个小可爱啊 Ha. What a cutie pie.
芭芭拉 我们还有印有我头像的 Hey, hey, Barbara, we got any more of those pink T-shirts
粉红色T恤吗 with my face on them?
我想寄一件给这个米希·库珀孩子 I want to send one to this Missy Cooper kid.
顺便帮我弄些鸡块来吧 Oh, oh, and get me some chicken nuggets, huh?
有人在吗 Hello? Anybody out there?
看来没有 Apparently not.
巴布 Barb!