各种科学学科并非平等 Not all science is created equal.
比如物理 无可争辩的科学之王 There's physics, the undisputed king of science.
还有化学 虽然比不上物理 There's chemistry. It's no physics,
但用来打发下雨的午后时光也还不错 but it's not a bad way to pass a rainy afternoon.
还有生物学 And then there's biology,
科学里最黏糊糊的一门 the squishiest of the sciences.
等你们加入了足够的口水 Once you have deposited enough saliva
进蓝色贝内迪克特溶液后 in the blue Benedict's solution,
我们就将它们放入离心机中混合 we'll mix it in the centrifuge.
之后我们再使用分光光度计 After that, we'll pass it through the spectrometer
来测定其中含有多少葡萄糖 to measure how much glucose is present.
是不是想想就好玩啊 And won't that be a party?
谢尔顿 Sheldon.
天啊 天啊 Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
还是温的 天啊 It's warm. Oh, dear.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
然后还剩一点多余的预算 And then there was some extra money in the budget,
我就去添购我想买很久的擒抱练习假人了 so I was able to order those tackling dummies I had my eye on.
我不懂为什么橄榄球队 I don't understand why the football program gets
预算这么多 而科学教室里的设备 so much money, while the equipment in the science lab
过时到都开始坏了 is outdated and falling apart.
我可以解释 Oh, I can explain that.
因为这里是德州 This is Texas.
把肋排递过来 Pass the ribs.
这样不公平 Well, it's not fair.
这是学校 It's a school.
教育应该摆在第一位 Education should be their priority.
好 我再跟你解释一次 All right, I'll explain it again...
我觉得谢利说的话不无道理 I think Shelly's got a point.
学校应该是帮助孩子们做好未来的准备 The school is supposed to prepare these kids for the future.
这些孩子里有多少人能成为专业橄榄球运动员呢 How many of 'em are gonna be professional football players?
这张桌上没有 No one at this table.
那有多少人会成为科学家呢 But how many of 'em are gonna be scientists?
我知道 I know.
乔治 难道就没有办法 George, isn't there a way they can take some
分一点橄榄球队的预算给科学教室吗 of the football money and spend it on science?
不是吧 需要我再解释一次吗 Really? I need to explain it again?
小饼饼 在60年代 当嬉皮士想要求改革时 You know, Moon Pie, in the '60s, when the hippies wanted to change things,
他们就会去抗议 they would just protest.
-你以前是嬉皮士吗 -当然不是 - You were a hippie? - Oh, no.
但我曾经写信投诉过那些嬉皮士 But I wrote a letter complaining about the hippies,
然后警察把他们赶出了公园 and the police chased 'em right out of that park.
所以我的重点是... So my point is...
或许你可以写一封信 maybe you could write a letter.
或许我可以发一封正式投诉信 Ooh! Maybe I can lodge a formal complaint
给学校董事会表示体育部门侵占了 with the school board about the sports budget infringing
其他部门的预算 on the other departments.
行了 我最后说一次 Okay, last time:
加拿大 Canada,
其他省 the other states,
与我大德州省 us.
你站在这里干嘛 What are you doing, standing there?
我写了一封正式投诉信给学校董事会 I wrote a formal complaint letter to the school board
是有关橄榄球队花掉了多少学校预算 on how much money is spent on football.
我是希望你能转交给他们 I was hoping you could deliver it to them.
你知道你爸爸是我校橄榄球队的教练吧 You do realize your father's a coach here.
是的先生 我知道 Yes, sir, I do.
或许你应该先跟他谈谈这事 Maybe you ought to talk to him about this first.
我们谈过了 I did.
他完全懒得鸟我这想法 He didn't care for the idea at all.
那就是啦 Well, there you go.
是什么啊 There I go what?
我看看 Let me see that.
"野蛮的运动... 提倡血腥暴力 "Barbaric sport... encourages bloodlust similar
与罗马角斗士相似 to Roman gladiator games...
基督徒 狮子 Christians, lions...
预算最好花在科学与学习上" money better spent on science and learning."
你是在开玩笑的吧 You're joking, right?
你有在信里的任何一处看到"逗你玩"吗 Did you see the word "bazinga" anywhere in that letter?
出去 Out.
看来我只能越级上访了 I'll just have to go over his head.
竞选学生会主席 投票将在下周进行
库珀主席 President Cooper.
踏破铁鞋无觅处啊 That's serendipitous.
你好 Hello.
干嘛 What?
据我了解 您是学生会选举的负责人 I understand that you're in charge of student elections.
是的 I am.
我想要参选学生会主席 I'd like to run for class president.
真的假的 Really?
真的 Really.
行 Okay.
你可以报名 但我先提醒你 You can sign up, but I have to warn you--
你的对手将会是内尔·卡瓦诺 you'll be running against Nell Cavanaugh.
所以呢 So?
她广受全体学生喜爱 She's well-liked by the student body.
所以呢 So?
这些选举其实常变得更像是人气票选 These elections tend to be a bit of a popularity contest.
-所以呢 -你就是要逼我直说出来是吧 - So? - ‭You're gonna make me say it, huh?
说什么 Say what?
大家不喜欢你 People don't like you.
就像我姥姥常说的 这话如水过鸭背 毫无影响 Well, as my meemaw likes to say, water off a duck's back.
选举不应该变成人气票选 Elections shouldn't be about popularity.
应该是选出有最好主意的人 They should be about who has the best ideas.
那你有什么主意 And what's your idea?
缩减橄榄球队预算 Less money on football,
注入科学学习上 more on science.
是吗 Really.
你猜怎么着 我要参选学生会主席啦 Guess what. I'm running for class president.
那很棒啊 Good for you.
你还鼓励他吗 You're encouraging him?
他会被人搞得体无完肤 He's gonna get destroyed.
你怎么知道一定会这样 You don't know that.
我感觉我真的知道 I feel like I do.
无论你最后是否赢得选举 Well, whether you win or not,
我觉得你愿意尝试就很棒了 I think it's great that you're trying.
但你觉得我会赢的吧 But you think I'll win, right?
人在说 上帝在听 老妈 God's listening, Mom.
我觉得你绝对有可能胜选 I think it's certainly possible.
你有竞选策略了吗 Do you have a campaign strategy?
没有 No.
那你有朗朗上口的口号吗 Do you have a catchy slogan?
没有 No.
他有胜选的可能吗 Does he have a shot at winning?
没有 No.
您好 我想跟市长通话 谢谢 Hello, I'd like to speak to the mayor, please.
我的名字叫谢尔顿·库珀 My name is Sheldon Cooper.
我将要参选学生会主席 I'm running for class president
希望能跟他请教选举事情 and was hoping he could give me some advice.
我10岁 I'm ten years old.
但如果能让他更愿意接电话 But if it helps get him on the phone,
请告诉他我举止良好 成绩出色 I'm well-behaved, a straight-A student,
卫生习惯更是无懈可击 and have impeccable hygiene.
你好 Hello.
我是哈里森市长 This is Mayor Harrison.
我听说你要参选 I understand you are running for office.
选学生会主席 Class president.
您有任何帮助胜选的建议分享吗 Do you have any advice on how to win?
最重要的事情就是走入选区 The most important thing is to get out there
与选民们建立感情 and connect with people.
这有点难啊 That's tricky.
我不是这么喜欢跟人接触 I'm not terribly fond of people.
那你可能得克服这一点 Well, you might need to get over that.
假设我能做到这个 Assuming I can,
我该如何跟他们建立起感情呢 how do I connect with them?
一个友善的握手是很好的开始 A friendly handshake is a great start.
要命 Oh, boy.
现在我还得碰他们吗 Now I have to touch them?
在接下来的几天中 Over the next few days,
我开始了竞选活动 I mounted my campaign.
我叫谢尔顿·库珀 我将要竞选学生会主席 My name is Sheldon Cooper, and I'm runing for class president.
好吧 Okay.
来握个爪吧 Put her there.
各位同学 你们好啊 Greetings, fellow students.
我将要竞选学生会主席 I'm running for class president.
这是我的选民纪念胸章 Here's a button.
记得请大人帮你们别上 Have a grown-up put them on you.
针很锋利 They're sharp.
你好 Hello.
我叫谢尔顿·库珀 I'm Sheldon Cooper,
我将要竞选学生会主席 and I'm running for class president.
-然后呢 -据我了解 你去年生过孩子 - Yeah? - ‭I understand you had a baby last year.
如果你带它来 我会试着亲它 If you bring it in, I'll try to kiss it.
一人一票让谢尔顿当学生会主席 Vote Sheldon for class president.
别担心 是2B铅笔 Don't worry-- it's a number two.
正常考试都能使用 You can use it on standardized tests.
好吧 Okay.
当然啦 写作业也能用 And, of course, homework.
我可喜欢作业了 I love homework.
很高兴终于见到你了 Well, it's so nice to finally meet you.
我叫内尔·卡瓦诺 I'm Nell Cavanaugh.
我的竞选对手 My opponent.
我很乐意跟你握手 但我的手套我妈拿去洗了 I would shake your hand, but my mom is washing my mittens.
好吧 Okay.
她人很好呢 She was really nice.
她还说"希望最适任的学生能赢" She even said, "May the best student win."
那很棒啊 That's sweet.
这真是个好主意 This was a great idea.
孩子们都喜欢小蛋糕 通过送他们小蛋糕 Children like cupcakes, and, by giving them cupcakes,
他们就会把这喜爱转移到我身上 they'll transfer that affinity to me.
也是可以用这个角度看啦 That's another way of looking at it.
根据这个道理 有钱人可以轻松买到选票 By that reasoning, a rich person could simply buy people's votes.
买票不是什么新鲜事了 It's been known to happen.
在我发财之前 Until my ship comes in,
暂时只能先用小蛋糕了 I guess it's cupcakes.
小乔治 你看看 Georgie, check it out.
请投谢尔顿一票
妈呀 我真的很讨厌他这样 Oh, man, I hate that he's doing this.
怎么会 很萌啊 What? It's cute.
太丢我脸了 It's embarrassing.
我觉得你应该会以他为荣才对啊 I would think you'd be proud of him.
那是因为你是个比我好太多的人 That's 'cause you're a better person than me.
或许你该请求上帝把你的愤怒拿走 Maybe you ought to ask God to take away your anger
并将之转为爱 and replace it with love.
那我能请求祂改把我弟弟带走吗 Can I ask him to take away my brother instead?
小乔治 Georgie.
不是拿去宰了啦 Not kill him--
只是把他放逐到某个孤岛上而已 just strand him on an island somewhere.
一个美好的岛屿 A nice island,
上面有椰子那一类的东西 with coconuts and stuff.
投谢尔顿一票 就是投给更多作业一票
"我最爱作业了"
请投内尔·卡瓦诺一票
内尔·卡瓦诺 Nell Cavanaugh,
看来我们是要脱手套决斗一场了 it appears we're taking the mittens off.
这真是坏啊 Well, that's unfortunate.
这何止是坏啊 Oh, this goes well beyond unfortunate.
这是大大的不公 It's flat-out unfair.
那你没说过你最爱作业吗 Did you not say that you love homework?
我当然说过啊 我整天说 Of course I said it. I say it all the time.
但她断章取义 再用那话来攻击我 But she took it out of context and is using it against me.
政治就是这样啊 Well, that is what happens in politics.
人们扭曲事实 People stretch the truth.
那些人可真是狗啊 Well, those people are dirty dogs.
他们绝对是 They certainly are.
让我问你个问题 Now, let me ask you something.
你有多想赢这场选举 How bad do you want to win this election?
想赢到愿意让105个孩子握我的手套 Bad enough to let 105 kids shake my mitten.
行 那你就得硬气起来 Okay, then you need to toughen up.
政治不是给弱鸡玩的 Politics is not for the weak-kneed.
你是在建议我以毒攻毒吗 Are you suggesting that I fight fire with fire?
是的 I am.
所以我回房间对着枕头哭是不行的 So going to my room and crying in my pillow is not an option?
不行 It is not.
那我得好好琢磨琢磨了 Then I have some thinking to do.
是的 Oh, yeah.
你死定了 You're screwed.
所以我需要你的帮助 Which is why I need your help.
为什么找我 Why me?
你冷血无情 You're ruthless.
你玩桌游《糖果乐园》都作弊 I've seen you cheat at Candy Land.
多谢夸奖 继续说 Thanks. Go on.
我想报复 Well, I'd like to retaliate,
但我对她一无所知 but I don't know anything about her.
那就编些负面的事 Make something up.
告诉大家她长了头虱 Ooh, tell people she has head lice.
我不想靠说谎达到目的 I won't resort to lying.
我班上有一个丹妮丝·卡瓦诺 There's a Denise Cavanaugh in my class.
可能是你对手的妹妹 Could be her little sister.
所以呢 So?
我看能不能从她那套出内尔的黑料 I'll see if I can dig up something about Nell
你可以拿来攻击她 you can use against her.
谢谢你 Thank you.
小乔治 我觉得问出口很失礼 Georgie, I hate to have to ask this,
不过你打算投票给我吗 but are you going to vote for me?
不 走开 No. Go away.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
如果我赢了 就任命你为走廊纠察员 If I win, I can make you a hall monitor.
想想你会得到多少尊敬 Imagine the respect you'll get then.
滚吧 Get lost.
主啊 Lord,
请您浇熄我被我蠢弟弟激起的怒火吧 please take away my anger toward my stupid brother.
我的生活已经很苦 My life is hard enough.
别让他当上学生会主席 Don't let him be president.
趁刚好在聊天 And while we're talking,
维罗妮卡的事 就拜托你啦 Veronica-- help me out.
鼓励她跟我做些她以后会后悔的坏事 Encourage her to do something with me she'll regret.
阿门 Amen.
记好了 Remember,
明天我们要解剖蚯蚓 tomorrow we'll be dissecting worms!
你们的悲伤使我快乐 Ah, your sadness makes me happy.
吉文斯老师 我想告诉你一声 Mr. Givens, I just wanted you to know
我仍在努力参选 that I'm still working hard on my campaign
希望能为科学部门争取到更多资金 to get more funding for the science department.
太好了 因为明天的蚯蚓我还得自己挖 Oh, great, 'cause I've got to dig up tomorrow's worms myself.
如果有能助我在选举日当天得到决定性胜利的事 Anything you can do to help me win a decisive victory
那可能就要拜托您啦 come Election Day would be much appreciated.
抱歉 谢尔顿 Oh, well, I'm sorry, Sheldon,
教职员不能介入学生竞选 the faculty doesn't get involved in student elections.
我明白 Oh, I understand.
你必须保持中立 会心眨眼 You have to remain neutral. Wink, wink.
什么是会心眨眼 I'm sorry, wink, wink?
你想要新的科学设备 我希望你如愿 You want new science equipment and I want that for you.
互相帮助达到双赢 会心眨眼 One hand washes the other. Wink, wink.
懂了 会心眨眼 Oh, sure, wink, wink.
现在你懂啦 会心眨眼 Now you're getting it. Wink, wink.
会心眨眼 Wink, wink.
那孩子总是吓得我汗毛直立 That kid creeps me out.
我政治生涯的另一障碍就是演讲恐惧症 Another hurdle in my political career was glossophobia:
害怕公开发言 fear of public speaking.
众人皆知我会口干舌焦 满头大汗 I've been known to experience dry mouth, perspiration,
心悸 以及昏厥 heart palpitations, and fainting.
跟我遇到没绑狗绳的狗时 A similar response to what I experience
出现的症状差不多 around unleashed dogs.
你好 我是谢尔顿·库珀 Hello, this is Sheldon Cooper.
请叫杰夫牧师接电话 Can I please speak with Pastor Jeff?
等一下 Hold on.
谢尔顿 有什么能帮你的吗 Hey, Sheldon, what can I do for you?
我要在学校演讲 I need to give a speech at school,
但我害怕在公开场合发言 but I have a fear of public speaking.
而你每周日都会在教堂布道 Since you give a sermon every Sunday,
我希望你能给我些建议 I was hoping you'd have some words of advice.
我还真有建议能给你 As a matter of fact, I do.
当我看着台下一众教友 并感到紧张时 When I look down on my congregation and I feel nervous,
我就请求主透过我来发言 I just ask the Lord to speak through me.
像腹语师那样吗 Like a ventriloquist?
不完全是 Not exactly.
我认为更像是... I think of it more as a...
像布偶一样吗 Like one of the Muppets?
不 也不是 No, not that either.
因为你的确长得挺像那只科密特青蛙 'Cause you do look a little like Kermit.
好了 祝你好运 谢尔顿 Uh, okay, good luck to you, Sheldon.
喂 Hello.
斯特吉斯博士 你能否给我些建议 Dr. Sturgis. Can you give me any advice
如何克服对公开演讲的恐惧 on how to overcome a fear of public speaking?
我年轻的时候 Ah, you know, when I was a young man
就很惧怕在众人面前发言 I had a terrible fear of speaking to an audience.
你怎么克服的 What did you do?
事实上 这毛病自己迎刃而解了 Actually, it kinda took care of itself.
有一天 我在跟同事 One day I was, uh, playing miniature golf
打小型高尔夫 结果被闪电劈到 with some colleagues and I got struck by lightning.
-天啊 -我没事 - Oh, dear. - No, it was fine.
等我醒来后 我发现自己能说会道 When I came to, I found myself with the gift of gab.
无论在很多人面前 Big crowds,
还是在几个人面前 我都能说个不停 small crowds, you couldn't shut me up.
我看不出那如何能帮到我 I don't see how that can benefit me.
除非下次你愿意让我在下雨前 Not unless you'd like me to take you miniature golfing
带你去打小型高尔夫 否则帮不了 next time there are clouds on the horizon.
-你还好吗 -不好 - Everything okay? - ‭No.
我得在全体同学面前发表讲话 I have to give a speech in front of the entire assembly.
有点怯场吗 Oh. Got a little stage fright?
恐怕是的 Unfortunately so.
光是想到那个画面 我都紧张得快尿出来 Just thinking about it causes my bladder to misbehave.
我也有过这种时候 Yeah, I been there.
真的吗 You have?
是啊 Sure.
我刚开始当球队教练时 When I first started coaching,
每次跟球员们讲话都紧张不已 I was real nervous to talk to the team,
就是要在更衣室演讲鼓励大家时 you know, give a locker room speech.
然后有一天我忽然顿悟 Then, one day it dawned on me,
我不只是在跟橄榄球员说话 I'm not just talking to football players,
还是在跟青少年橄榄球员说话 I'm talking to teenage football players.
大部分人根本没在听我讲话 Most of them aren't listening to a word I'm saying.
这个观点挺有意思的 That's an interesting perspective.
我再告诉你件事 I'll tell you something else.
你没意识到自己有多勇敢 You don't give yourself enough credit for how brave you are.
-真的吗 -对 - I don't? - ‭No.
谢尔顿 你是一个十岁的高中生 Sheldon, you are ten years old, going to high school.
所有同学都比你年长 比你高大 Everyone's older than you, everyone's bigger than you,
但你依然每天坚持上学 but you keep at it, day after day.
这非常勇敢 That's brave.
能做到这一点的孩子 Any kid who can do that could give a speech
哪怕要在联合国发言也没问题的 to the United Nations if he had to.
谢谢你 爸爸 Thanks, Dad.
我听到你刚才说的话了 I heard what you said in there.
-非常动人 -谢啦 - That was very beautiful. ‭- Thanks.
我上周对我的球员说过类似的话 I gave a similar speech to my team last week.
我们那场比赛被打得落花流水 Boy, did we get our asses kicked.
我父亲的鼓励增强了我的信心 Emboldened by my father's pep talk,
我开始写演讲稿 I began working on my speech.
我渴望追寻历史上 I aspired to walk in the footsteps
最有名的演说家的足迹 of history's greatest orators:
苏格拉底 温斯顿·丘吉尔 Socrates, Winston Churchill,
当然还少不了质子教授 and, last but not least, Professor Proton.
我跟内尔的妹妹聊过了 Hey, I spoke to Nell's sister.
挖到些猛料 Found out some interesting stuff.
谢了 但我决定我不想沦落到跟她一样 Thanks, but I've decided I don't want to stoop to her level.
如果我不能凭借我的主张获胜 If I can't win on the quality of my ideas,
那我宁可虽败犹荣 then I'd rather lose with my head held high.
你这么想傻透了 That's really stupid,
不过以防你改变主意 but in case you change your mind...
学生会竞选
刚才你们已经听过 All right, y'all have heard
干事候选人 财务部候选人 from your secretary candidates, your treasurer candidates,
以及副主席的发言 your vice presidents...
现在迎来重头戏 It's time for the big finale,
有请今晚的主角 the closing event, the headliners...
内尔·卡瓦诺和谢尔顿·库珀 Nell Cavanaugh and Sheldon Cooper.
其中一位将成为你们学生会主席 One of these two will be president of your class,
请认真听他们演讲 然后谨慎做出选择 so listen to what they've got to say and choose wisely,
尽管你们中大部分人都没有做出过明智决定 which will be a whole new experience for most of you.
记住 乱吼乱叫乱问的人要罚留堂 Remember, heckling will get you detention.
不服咬我啊 Bite me!
布莱恩·拉金 罚你留堂两天 Bryan Larkin, two days!
你想被罚一整个礼拜吗 You want to try for a week?
我就知道你不想 I didn't think so.
内尔 交给你了 Nell, floor is yours.
内尔 Nell!
谢谢老师 Thank you, Ms. MacElroy,
彼得森校长 各位辛勤付出的老师 Principal Petersen, our hard-working teachers,
以及各位同学 大家好 and my fellow students.
我很荣幸 你们中有许多都是我的朋友 I'm blessed to call so many of you friends.
估计你们都已经很了解我了 Y'all probably know everything about me already.
主知道我是话唠 Lord knows I love to talk.
所以我不打算介绍自己 So instead of going on about myself,
而是说说我的竞争对手 I'd like to talk to you about my opponent.
谢尔顿·库珀最近 Sheldon Cooper has been lobbying
一直在为梅德福高中争取新的科学设备 for new science equipment here at Medford High,
那听起来非常棒 然而事实就是 and while that sounds wonderful, the truth is,
他认为我们学校把钱都浪费到橄榄球上了 he thinks our school wastes its money on football.
我们真的想要一个 Do we really want a class president
不在乎橄榄球的学生会主席吗 who doesn't care about football?
不 No!
作为一名梅德福高中拉拉队员 我无比自豪 I know I am proud to be a Medford High cheerleader,
我热爱橄榄球 and I love football!
但你们知道比起橄榄球 But you know the one thing
我更爱什么吗 I love more than football?
上帝 God.
让我告诉你们关于我对手的 Let me tell you another interesting fact
另一件趣事 about my opponent.
你们知道谢尔顿·库珀是无神论者吗 Did you know that Sheldon Cooper is an atheist?
没错 That's right.
他不信仰上帝 He doesn't believe in God.
各位今天投票时 Just keep that in mind
请记住这一点 when you cast your vote today.
我是内尔·卡瓦诺 野狼队加油 I'm Nell Cavanaugh. Go Wolves!
现在有请谢尔顿·库珀 And now, please welcome Sheldon Cooper.
你如果从后门逃走 也不会有人怪你的 No one would fault you if you ran out the back door.
内尔·卡瓦诺是... 洋基棒球队粉丝 Nell Cavanaugh is... a Yankee.
她也许真的热爱橄榄球和上帝 She may love football and she may love God,
但她在斯卡斯代尔镇出生 but she was born in Scarsdale.
那在纽约境内 That's in New York.
不止这样 There's more.
我的竞争对手在七岁那年才搬来德州 My opponent didn't move to Texas until she was seven years old.
事实上 她卧室里 In fact, in her bedroom
有一面纽约洋基队的三角旗 there's a pennant for the New York Yankees.
虽然我不爱好 While I may not be a fan
宗教组织或体育运动 of organized religion or sports,
但我保证 如果你们投给我 I promise, if you vote for me, I'll do my best
我会尽我所能为学校争取到新的科学设备 to get new science equipment for our school.
别惹德州 Don't mess with Texas!
谢尔顿 谢尔顿 谢尔顿 Sheldon! Sheldon! Sheldon!
在我成为谢尔顿·库珀博士之前 Before I became Dr. Sheldon Cooper,
我先当上了谢尔顿·库珀主席 I was President Sheldon Cooper.
我不介意告诉你们 这俩头衔印在名片上拉风极了 And I don't mind telling you they look pretty darn good on business cards.
作为学生会主席 第一个责任就是 One of my first responsibilities as class president
主持晨间公告 was delivering the morning announcements.
请起立 宣誓效忠 Please rise for the pledge of allegiance.
我向美利坚合众国国旗 I pledge allegiance to the flag
及其所代表的共和国 of the United States of America,
宣誓效忠 and to the republic for which it stands.
这一国度... One nation...
关于接下来的短语 有个冷知识 Here's a fun fact about the next two words.
"上帝庇护下"是在1954年才被加入誓言的 "Under God" wasn't added to the pledge of allegiance until 1954.
我上任后第一个举措 My first act as your president
就是去掉誓言中的"上帝庇护下" is to remove the words "under God" from the pledge
以表对本公立高中政教分离的尊重 in order to honor the seperation of church and state in this public high school.
好了 闹够了 Okay, that's enough.
你不能抢走我的麦克风 我可是主席 You can't take my microphone. I'm the president.
谢谢您 Thank you.
好了 我们再来一遍 All right. Let's try this again.
我向美利坚合众国国旗 I pledge allegiance to the flag
及其所代表的共和国 of the United States of America,
宣誓效忠 and to the republic for which it stands.
这一上帝庇护下的国度不可分割 One nation under God, indivisible,
民众享有自由和公正 with liberty and justice for all.