每年都会有几次 在某些特定的日子 A few times a year, there was a dedicated day
学校会关门 where my school was closed.
这些日子能让老师们 This allowed the teachers to catch up
把该写的管理文件都补上进度 on their administrative duties.
虽然我通常都反对从学习中休息 While I was normally against a break from learning,
我还是要赞赏梅德福教员 I did applaud the Medford faculty's commitment
-对我们教育的奉献 -天啊 - to our education. - Oh, man.
-这地方没孩子的时候真是太棒了 -同意 - How great is this place without kids in it? - I heard that.
耶稣每天都驱邪[运动]
在那种日子的时候 On one of those days,
我就跟着妈妈去她工作的地方待着 I got to spend time with my mom at her job.
那话你写的吗 Did you write that?
-那当然 -与其用谐音哏 - You betcha. - Instead of puns,
你有想过写幽默的回文吗 have you considered composing a humorous palindrome?
回文就是指正反读[字母拼写]都一样 It's a phrase that reads the same backwards as forwards.
举例来说 "神神为我我为神神" For example, "Do geese see God?"
相信我 正反读都一样 Trust me. Both ways.
进来吧 Come inside.
其他正反拼写都一样的例子有 雷达 水平 小艇 Some other good ones are radar, level, kayak.
小艇这词还挺有意思的 That's a funny word. Kayak.
永远别让我乘小艇 Never get me in one.
所以今天什么安排 So what's the plan?
我今天将怎么被娱乐呢 How will I be entertained all day?
我想你来当我的小帮手 I thought you could be my little helper.
我希望被称为执行助理 比较有分量 I prefer executive assistant. Carries more weight.
行 你乖乖待着 我去跟杰夫牧师说个话 Fine. You stay here, I'm gonna go talk to Pastor Jeff.
妈妈 Mom.
怎么了 What?
"妈妈"也是回文 正反都一样 "Mom" is also a palindrome. M-O-M.
早上好 佩吉 Good morning, Peg.
每个还能醒来的早上都好 Any morning you wake up is a good morning.
好的 Okay.
请进 Come in.
早... 这里面好暗啊 Good morn-- oh, it's dark in here.
你还好吗 Everything okay?
你得说话回答我 I need you to use your words.
我的婚姻结束了 My marriage is over.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
我们现在晚上都不睡一张床了 We don't even sleep in the same bed anymore.
50年代的时候 人们也都分床睡啊 In the '50s, people had separate beds.
电视里的露西与里奇也是啊 婚姻多幸福啊 Lucy and Ricky did it. Their marriage worked.
只是碰到难关 会过去的啦 I-I'm sure it's just a rough patch.
希望如此啊 Boy, I hope so.
如果有哪里我能帮得上忙 Well, if there's any way I can make your life easier,
你就跟我说 you let me know.
谢谢你 玛丽 感谢你的慷慨 Thank you, Mary. I really appreciate it.
我差点忘了 谢尔顿今天来陪我上班 Oh, I almost forgot, um, Sheldon's here with me today.
太好了 Great.
账册
小伙子 你好吗 Hey, little man. How you doing?
你身上都是烟味 You smell like cigarettes.
你可真"讨喜"啊 You're fun.
你知道这个档案夹是什么吗 Do you know what this binder is?
是人们捐钱给教堂的记录本 It's a record of donations people make to the church.
这些数据可以轻松转换为 This data could easily be transferred
电脑上的试算表 into a computerized spreadsheet.
为什么没用电脑版 Why isn't it?
不知道 No idea.
你身上还有樟脑丸跟酸痛喷雾的味道 You also smell like mothballs and Ben-Gay.
再见 Bye.
希望你不介意 我邀请了杰夫牧师来吃晚饭 I hope you don't mind, I invited Pastor Jeff for dinner.
不介意 That's fine.
我是在跟你父亲说话 I was talking to your father.
是什么日子吗 What's the occasion?
不是 只是想对他好一下 No occasion, just thought it'd be nice.
他老婆也会来吗 His wife coming, too?
不会 就他来 No. Just him.
他们有婚姻问题吗 They having problems?
他就是单纯来吃个饭 He's just coming to dinner. That's all.
那是你们两个有婚姻问题吗 You two having problems?
我们有吗 Are we?
当然没有 No.
杰夫牧师的老婆颜值比他高太多了 Pastor Jeff's wife is so much prettier than him.
简直像芭比嫁给了一只乌龟 It's like Barbie married a turtle.
我有个好主意 Hey. Here's a fun idea:
你今晚跟谢尔顿 how about you and Sheldon have dinner
-去姥姥家吃晚饭如何 -行啊 - at Meemaw's tonight? - All right.
他们俩的确看起来不太搭 They are a weird-looking couple.
你也想去我妈家吃晚饭吗 You want to eat at my mom's, too?
干嘛啦 我不信你没看出来 Oh, come on. You got eyes.
牧师 你能带领我们说祷告词吗 Pastor, would you like to lead us in grace?
荣幸之至 I'd be honored.
天父 感谢你赐给我们眼前的食物 Heavenly Father, thank you for this food.
希望它带给我们营养与力气 I pray that it nourishes and strengthens us,
也祝福准备这顿饭的玛丽 and bless Mary for preparing it.
感谢你让我认识库珀一家 And thank you for the Coopers
他们邀请我来如此有爱的家 who have invited me into their loving home.
他们就是美好婚姻的闪亮模范 They are a shining example of what a marriage can be.
一段我希望某天能再次拥有的婚姻 One that I hope to have again someday.
-阿门 -也请赐予我力量 - Amen. ‭- And please give me the strength...
抱歉 Sorry.
让我能心中充满着 The strength to walk this road
无条件的爱与喜悦来走完这趟旅程 with unconditional love and joy in my heart.
阿门 Amen.
-阿门 -阿门 - Amen. - ‭Amen.
开动吧 Well, let's eat!
-干杯 -干杯 - Cheers. - ‭Cheers.
靠 这地方真不错 Dang, this place is nice.
那是因为本来今晚是一场约会 That's because it was supposed to be a date.
太棒了 我的第一次约会 Cool. My first date.
姥姥 我看了教会的账本 Meemaw, I've been going through the church records,
我发现你有挺长一段时间没有捐过钱了 and I noticed you haven't made a donation in quite a long time.
你为什么要看那些记录呢 Why are you going through the records?
因为我是执行助理 I'm an executive assistant.
-很棒很棒 -听我说 - Good for you. - You see,
我跟上帝有个约定 当祂帮我 God and I have a deal. And when he helps me win big
在赌场赢大钱 我就会给祂分红 at the casino, I give him a cut.
而祂已经有一段时间没有遵守这约定了 And lately, he has not been holding up his part of the bargain.
"扭排佐竖条" "Steak aw poyver with fritties"?
这是法语啦 It's French. ‭Oh.
什么是咬现生 What's a crock monster?
是咬先生 It's croque monsieur,
其实就是法式火腿干酪三明治 and it's really just a grilled cheese sandwich with ham.
我要这个 I want that.
这水里加了柠檬 There's lemon in this water.
你觉得油人队今年选秀会选谁呢 So, uh, who do you think the Oilers are gonna take in the draft?
我没有追运动比赛 Oh, I don't really follow sports.
我默默吃饭吧 I'm just gonna eat.
他怎么在这里 你们要离婚吗 What's he doing here? Y'all getting a divorce?
没 没有啦 他只是来吃顿晚饭 No. No, he's just here for dinner.
欢迎啊 教皇陛下 Oh. Welcome, Your Holiness.
我还以为你今晚要跟维罗妮卡出去 I thought you were hanging out with Veronica tonight.
本来是的 结果她还邀请了 We were supposed to, but then she invited a bunch
她一堆合唱团的朋友 of her choir friends over,
结果变成了白痴读经会 and it turned into a stupid Bible study.
-无意冒犯 -没事 - No offense. - ‭None taken.
说实话 我真搞不懂女人都在想什么 Honestly, I do not understand the female mind.
求你出手吧 Do something.
小乔治 你去边看电视边吃晚饭吧 Georgie, why don't you go eat dinner in front of the TV?
不用 没事 感觉小乔治碰到了麻烦 No, it's all right. Sounds like Georgie's having trouble
在感情的水中摸着石头过河 navigating the perilous waters of a relationship.
相信我 我懂你 Believe me, I can understand.
你跟你的漂亮老婆也碰到问题了吗 You having problems with your hot wife?
或许我自己去坐电视前吃吧 Maybe I'll go eat by the TV.
我喜欢我的咬现生 I'm liking my crock monster.
我也是 Mmm. Me, too.
喝到那口柠檬水后我就什么都尝不出来了 I can't taste anything after the lemon water.
很庆幸你们都吃得挺开心啊 I'm glad y'all are having a good time.
不用谢 You're welcome.
我们明晚一起去哪里吃呢 Where we having dinner tomorrow?
哪都不去 Nowhere.
我和斯特吉斯博士要去路易斯安纳赌两把 Dr. Sturgis and I are going to Louisiana, do a little gambling.
所以捐钱给教堂指日可待啦 So a donation could be forthcoming?
别触我霉头 Don't jinx me.
这是我第一次去赌场 It's my first time going to a casino.
超好玩 超亮灯光与各种铃声钟声 It's amazing. There's bright lights and bells and buzzers
还有人们的喊声 and people yelling.
维罗妮卡说我是她所认识最好的人 Veronica says I'm the nicest guy she knows.
她也说过她只想跟好人交往 She also says she only wants to date nice guys.
-这表示她想跟我交往吗 -我猜她没这意思 - Does that mean she wants to date me? - I bet she doesn't.
她没这个意思 真的是很没逻辑啊 No, she does not. Doesn't make any sense.
她们做的一切都不合逻辑 Nothing they do makes any sense.
-对啊 -好歹他现在不哭了 - I know... - At least he's not crying anymore.
估计是跟魔鬼有关吧 Devil's got something to do with it.
玛丽 乔治 我真是太谢谢你们了 Mary, George, I can't thank you enough for this.
是我们很荣幸邀请你才对 It was our pleasure.
牧师 你有打算去跟你老婆试着谈谈看吗 So, Pastor, are you gonna try and talk things out with Selena?
我们现在处于不说话的阶段 Well, we're really not on speaking terms,
我就回我的办公室睡沙发吧 so I'll just be heading back to my office, sleep on the couch.
太扯了吧 他可以留下来留宿的吧 That's ridiculous. He can stay with us, can't he?
应该没什么问题吧 Uh, I guess that'd be okay.
当然没问题 Of course it would.
我怎么好意思叨扰你们 I couldn't possibly impose.
当然可以啦 Sure you could.
这样吧 你睡我房间好了 In fact, you can take my room.
你们真是太好心了 Well, y'all are too kind.
-我们回来啦 -你们吃得开心吗 - Hello. - ‭Oh. Did y'all have a good time?
-有 -超开心 - Yes. - ‭It was great.
妈 杰夫牧师今晚要在这里留宿 Oh, Mom, Pastor Jeff is gonna be spending the night.
孩子们能睡你那里吗 If the kids could sleep at your place?
-不行 -再见 - No. - Bye.
乔治 George.
怎么 有什么事吗 What? What's wrong?
牧师起床在泡茶 The pastor's up making tea.
怎么 要我去帮他吹凉吗 What, you want me to blow on it?
去跟他聊聊啦 Go talk to him.
聊什么 About what?
我也不知道 I don't know.
或许你可以用男性同胞的角度跟他谈感情问题 Maybe you could give him a male perspective on relationship issues.
这样如何 How about this?
我闭上眼睛为他祈祷 What if I close my eyes and pray on it?
你醒啦 Hey.
你好啊 希望我没吵到你 Oh, hi. I hope I didn't wake you.
没没没 我就起身喝杯水 Uh, no, no. Just... get-getting some water.
要我帮你泡杯甘菊茶吗 Can I fix you some chamomile?
不用了 谢谢 No, thanks.
所以... So...
很难熬吧 Tough times, huh?
是啊 Yeah.
懂 Yeah.
所以圣经里有说到 Hey, uh, does the Bible say anything
任何关于心碎之类的事情吗 about heartache and such?
诗篇147第3节 Psalm 147, verse three:
"祂医好伤心之人 裹好他们的伤处 "The Lord healeth the broken in heart, and bindeth up their wounds."
听之吧 Well, there you go-eth.
但我现在感觉"那里"被人狠狠踹了一脚 Except I'm feeling kicked in the nethers right now,
而祂一点都不着急治愈我 and he sure is taking his sweet time with the healing.
祂做很多事都不紧不慢的 He takes his sweet time about a lot of things.
我不是在抱怨啦 Uh, not that I'm complaining.
是祂的意旨 不是我的 诸如此类的 You know, his will, not mine, et cetera.
有件事我很肯定的是 You know, one thing I can say is that
维持幸福婚姻 并非易事 having a happy marriage is-- it's hard work.
我知道 作为牧师 人们常来找我 Oh, I know. As the pastor, people come to me
咨询感情问题 with relationship problems all the time.
你肯定听过一些猛料吧 Bet you hear some juicy ones, huh?
"猛料"都不足以形容其劲爆程度 "Juicy" doesn't begin to describe it.
-举个例子 -我不能说 - Oh... give me a sample. - I can't.
有严格的牧师信众保密协议 There's strict pastor-flock confidentiality.
好吧 当然 Sure. Sure.
玛丽不会跟你说我俩的事吧 Mary doesn't tell you things about us, does she?
这...我无权透露 I'm... not at liberty to say.
但她会说 对吧 But she does, doesn't she?
-对 -就知道 - Yeah. - Yeah.
这些人显然不知道10%是什么意思 These people clearly don't know what ten percent means.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
这张名单列出了所有教友 This is the list of all the people who belong
和他们捐赠给教会的钱 to the church and how much money they donate.
桃乐茜和弗雷德上周只捐了一美元 Dorothy and Fred Nelson gave a dollar last week.
-那又怎样 -他们可是小猪妞妞超市的老板 - So? - They own the Piggly Wiggly.
他们完全有能力给更多钱 They can afford to give much more.
好奇怪 Weird.
你一说"小猪妞妞" 我就突然饿了 You say "Piggly Wiggly" and suddenly I'm hungry.
不是吧 Really?
你现在一大早就开始喝酒了吗 You're drinking in the morning now?
什么 才这个点啊 What? Oh, look at that.
感觉挺晚了 Felt later.
我没见到牧师 他回家了吗 Hey, I haven't seen the pastor. He go home?
他还没从小乔治房里出来 He hasn't come out of Georgie's room.
可能他找到了小乔治的色情杂志 Maybe he found Georgie's magazines.
他可是信奉上帝的人 He's a man of God.
你真可爱 You're adorable.
皇家酒店赌场
我有故事 回来这边 I have stories. Come back here.
-这是我最喜欢的赌桌 -康妮 你好呀 - It's my favorite table. - Oh, hey, Connie.
费丽西娅你好 Hi, Felicia.
帮我换两块钱筹码 Chip me for a deuce.
你女儿还好吗 How's your daughter doing?
手术很顺利 Oh, surgery went great.
多谢关心 Thanks for asking.
她女儿被马踢到了 Her daughter got kicked by a horse.
-医生得把几根骨头钉起来 -天啊 - They had to pin a couple of bones together. - Oh, my.
她有好一阵没法偷马了 She won't be stealing any more horses for a little while.
-跟平常一样吗 康妮 -对 - Your usual, Connie? - Yeah.
约翰 你想喝什么吗 John, you want something?
我要薄荷汽水 谢谢 I would like a Fresca, please.
-没问题 亲 -康妮 - Got it, hon. ‭- Connie.
北卡罗来纳公爵马上开盘 你要买吗 Duke-North Carolina's about to start. Want a piece?
要 宝贝 帮我下五分买公爵赢 Yeah, baby. Give me the points on Duke for a nickel.
-好的 -五分钱 赌这么小太傻了 - All right. - A nickel. That's a silly bet.
是50美元 It's 50 bucks.
一千个五美分 顿时没那么傻了 A thousand nickels. Less silly.
我必须说 I must say, uh...
你这一面 我从没见识过 this is a side of you I've never... seen before.
你对我这一面没意见吧 You're all right with it, aren't you?
当然没有 Oh, sure.
你什么时候给那个人50美元 When are you gonna give that man your $50?
别担心 发牌吧 Don't worry about it. Hit me.
我有点担心 I'm a little worried.
杰夫牧师 Pastor Jeff?
你在里面没事吧 Everything all right in there?
没事 Oh, yeah.
只是一直在祈祷 小睡和哭 I've just been praying, napping, crying.
我喜欢混搭进行 I like to mix it up.
你还好吗 Well, how's it going?
挺好的 Good, actually.
我内心有个感觉 我该回家了 I have this feeling inside that I should head home.
那你得尊重那个感觉 那可是上帝啊 Well, then you got to honor that feeling, that's God.
你说得对 你想一起来吗 You're right. You want to come with?
你要跟你妻子重修旧好 Do you really want me there
你真希望我在场吗 while you patch things up with your wife?
如果有其他人在 她比较不会朝我丢牛排刀 She's less likely to throw any steak knives if we have company.
如果你觉得有帮助 我想应该... Um... if you think it'll help, I suppose...
太好了 我们走吧 Great, let's hit it.
你好 请问是尼尔森家吗 Hello, is this the Nelson residence?
太好了 我是谢尔顿·库珀 Oh, good. I'm Sheldon Cooper,
梅德福第一浸信会教堂的 the executive assistant secretary
执行助理秘书 at the First Baptist Church of Medford.
我在翻看我们的捐款记录 I'm looking through our donation records,
我发现你的捐款额变少了 and I've noticed that you've tapered off a bit.
是啦 你孩子的学费很贵 Well, yes, your children's education is expensive,
但维持教堂也很花钱 but so is running a church.
老天 Oh, boy!
我一定会转告牧师 再见 I'll be sure to tell the pastor. Goodbye.
这值得奖励我自己一口巧克力 That earned a sip of Yoo-hoo.
好了 下一个是谁 Okay. Who's next?
温蒂和比尔·麦肯锡 Wendy and Bill Mackenzie.
卖雪佛兰那家人吗 Of Mackenzie Chevrolet?
这就是我们常说的"大款" Now those are what we call "Deep pockets."
这堆不叫 这堆双倍下注 这里分牌 Pat here, double the ten, and split the aces.
康妮 Connie...
我发现了一家老式冷饮店 I found an old-fashioned malt shop
我们可以在那里喝奶昔 听点唱机的音乐 where we can have milkshakes and listen to the jukebox,
我念高中时都没机会做这些 like I never did in high school.
很好 现在先别烦我 约翰 Yeah, great. Not now, John.
好吧 我只是希望我们能一起做些什么 Okay, well, I was just hoping we could do something together.
老天 约翰 我这边输得一塌糊涂了 For God's sake, John. I'm getting my ass kicked here!
对不起 I'm sorry.
费丽西娅 你是要气死我 Oh, Felicia, you're killing me.
再帮我换两块钱筹码 Chip me another deuce.
有人在吗 Hello?
赛琳娜 Selena?
大电视机 高级 Ooh. Big TV, fancy.
"爱你 赛琳娜" "Con amor, Selena."
什么意思 Which means?
"人生苦短 嫁给一个废物太浪费了 "Life is too short to be married to a loser.
我要离开你了 "I'm leaving you.
爱你 赛琳娜" Love, Selena."
"爱你 赛琳娜" "Love, Selena"?
-这也太前后矛盾了吧 -是啊 - Well, that's kind of a mixed message. ‭- Yeah.
我不能告诉你应该给多少 Oh, I couldn't tell you how much to give.
但我可以告诉你斯塔基一家 But I can tell you the Stuckeys stepped up
多给了一千美元 for a thousand dollars.
你捐的数额必须是你能接受的金额 Well, you need to give what's comfortable for you.
而且不用我说你也知道 And of course, I don't need to remind you,
这可以全额扣除税款 it's entirely tax deductible.
而且在下一顿煎饼早餐会时 And at the next pancake breakfast,
你就可以扬眉吐气了 you can hold your head high.
谢谢 你非常慷慨 Thank you. That's very generous.
再见 Goodbye.
煎饼那一句搞定他了 The pancake line closed it.
我们死后一定会上天堂的 We are so going to heaven.
我不明白为什么上帝叫我回家 I don't understand why God would tell me to go home
只是要我发现我妻子离开我了 just to find out my wife left me.
祂是不需要我为祂辩护啦 Not that he needs me to defend him,
不过帮祂说句话 祂也没说她会在家里 but in God's defense, he didn't say she'd be there.
玛丽 我也不想这么说 Mary, I hate to say this,
但我想我是时候放下向前看了 but I think it's time for me to move on.
我以为从我青少年时期开始 我就受到感召 I thought even as a teenager, I'd been called
去为上帝传道 但那也许只是我的自尊作祟 to preach the word of God, but maybe that was just my ego.
也许我不是注定要做这份工作 Maybe I'm not meant to do this.
-别这么说 你是个优秀的牧师 -谢谢你 - Don't say that. You're a great preacher. - Thank you.
但毫无疑问 我需要踏上一条新道路 But it's clear. I need to trod a new path.
那你要做什么 踏上什么新道路 Well, what would you do? Trodding wise.
我不知道 I don't know.
也许跟其他人一起用双手劳动吧 去钻油平台 Maybe work with my hands amongst men, on an oil rig,
或是拖网渔船 or a fishing trawler.
我还会吹玻璃 I also know how to blow glass.
我在旧物交换可以赚笔小钱 I could turn a pretty penny at swap meets.
那些听起来都是靠谱的选项 Those all sound like solid options.
红灯 红灯 Oh, red light, red light!
糟了 Oh, phooey.
告诉你 乔迪 Tell you what, Jody.
不如你到楼上你爸的卧室里 Why don't you go upstairs to your daddy's bedroom,
看他钱包里有多少钱 and see how much is in his wallet?
别担心 奉献给上帝的就不算偷 Don't worry, it's not stealing if it's for God.
-你们在干嘛 -帮妈妈处理教会工作 - What are y'all up to? - Just helping Mom with some church work.
你俩真是贴心的乖孩子 Well, aren't you two great kids.
我们也这么认为 We like to think so.
真的吗 有这么多 Really? That much?
我想我需要向你道歉 I think I need to apologize.
-我知道 -我很抱歉 - I know you do. ‭- I'm very sorry.
有时事情不如我意时 Sometimes when things aren't going my way,
我就会发脾气 I just get a little cranky.
-我能问你一个私人问题吗 -当然 - May I ask you a personal question? - ‭Sure.
赌博给你造成问题了吗 Does your gambling constitute a problem?
今天没有 瞧 Not today. Bam!
走 我请你出去吃晚餐 Come on. Let me take you out to dinner.
别忘记你答应过谢尔顿 Don't forget that you promised Sheldon
如果你赢了 就会捐钱给教会 if you won, you'd donate to the church.
你又想看我发脾气吗 You want to see me get cranky again?
-不想 -我们去套上围裙吃龙虾吧 - No, I don't. - Well, let's go strap on some bibs and eat lobster.
你是第一浸信会教堂的 对吧 So you're over at First Baptist Church, huh?
是的 警官 Yes, Officer.
我是新派来这一区的 I'm new in this area.
最近正好在找教堂 I've been looking for a church.
那你走运了 我们教会很棒 Well, you're in luck. It's a wonderful congregation,
这位先生就是我们亲爱的牧师 and this man right here is our beloved pastor.
你是他的妻子吗 Oh. Are you his wife?
不 我是教会的秘书 他单身呢 Oh, no, I'm church secretary. He's actually single.
-严格来说 -他单身 - Well, technically... - ‭He's single.
我尽量找时间来看看 Well, I'll try to come by sometime.
明天是礼拜天 他会布道 Tomorrow's Sunday. He'll be speaking.
好的 有机会明天见 All right. Maybe I'll see y'all tomorrow.
祝你今天愉快 You have a nice day.
你不给我开罚单吗 Aren't you gonna give me a ticket?
你想要罚单吗 Do you want a ticket?
他不想 谢谢 警官 He does not. Thank you, Officer.
-牧师 -什么 - Pastor? - ‭Yeah?
你刚才说不明白 You were saying you don't understand
上帝为何叫你回家 你现在明白了吧 why God told you to go home. You get it now?
我想我明白了 Think I do.
欢迎诸位教友 Welcome, church.
我祈祷你们都度过了有福和兴旺的一周 I pray you all had a blessed and prosperous week.
我很兴奋 因为要和你们分享 I'm excited to share with you
主今天在我心上放置了什么 what the Lord put on my heart for today.
你今早会来这里 我很意外 I'm surprised you're here this morning.
我得支持我哥们 Hey. I got to support my pal.
信仰会一次又一次地强化 The renewal of faith is something that happens over and over.
-当你拥有信仰 -你得快点行动 警官 - When you have faith... - You need to move fast, Officer.
很快会有人来跟你抢 He's not gonna be on the market for long.
-收到 -在过去几个月里 - Roger that. - For so many months,
我们这个小教区一直承受着经济压力 our little parish has been struggling financially.
但承蒙上帝庇护和眷顾 But by the grace of God and his provision,
我们收到了本教会史上最大额的捐款 we have received the most donations in church history!
赞美耶稣 Praise Jesus!
都是耶稣的功劳吗 我俩不配拥有姓名吗 So it's all Jesus, we don't get any credit?
-我们得创立自己的教会 -教会不用缴税 - We need to start our own church. - They don't pay taxes.
这个商业模式很靠谱 It's a very sound business model.
等你到了 说阿门 Say amen when you get there, huh?