你们好吗 Hello?
-你回来啦 妈妈 -你好啊 - Hello, Mom. - ‭Hi.
我想你在猜他们在干嘛 I bet you're wondering.
那当然 I sure am.
这是短波无线电 It's a shortwave radio.
斯特吉斯博士借我使用它 Dr. Sturgis is letting me use it.
它能接收全球范围的广播信号 It picks up broadcasts from around the world.
听 Listen.
这是来自加拿大渥太华的每分钟报时台 This is the time being announced every minute from Ottawa.
在嘟声后 渥太华本地时间将是5点13 At the sound of the tone, the local time in Ottawa will be 5:13.
很引人入胜吧 Spellbinding, ain't it?
而你觉得在我家做这个是可以的 And you thought this was okay to go on in my house?
不是在你家就是在我家 所以就是这样了 It was that or my house, so here we are.
周三早上 诺贝尔奖得主 Wednesday morning, the Nobel Prize winners are going
将会在瑞典被宣布 我们可以及时听到呢 to be announced in Sweden, and we'll hear it as it's happening.
应该是2.8毫秒之后 Well, 2.8 milliseconds later.
当然 因为有传播延迟 Sure, because of the propagation.
那这是什么 天线之类的吗 And what's this? Some kind of antenna?
是的 这得弄上屋顶 Yes. It needs to go up on the roof.
你不许上屋顶 You're not going on the roof.
当然不会让他上 是我上 Of course he's not. I am.
你也别想上去 You're not going, either.
不好意思 我可是有6年的太极经验 Excuse me, I have six years of tai chi under my belt.
我的平衡感跟丛林猫差不多 I have the balance of a jungle cat.
你在公园里做的那些慢版呼拉舞 You doing some kind of slow-motion hula dance
是不可能改变我想法的 in the park is not gonna change my mind.
我做的可比这个深远多了 I do much more than just this.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
所以你要我把那个放上屋顶吗 So you want me to put that thing on that roof?
是的 Yes.
好让你听到谁赢了个科学奖吗 So you can hear who won a science prize?
是诺贝尔奖 The Nobel Prize.
你为什么不能从报纸上读是谁赢了呢 Why can't you read who won in the newspaper?
我也可以这么说你的超级碗啊 I could say the same thing about the Super Bowl,
但你还不是要看直播 but you still watch it.
他辩倒你啦 He got you there.
超级碗是橄榄球 The Super Bowl is football.
你那玩意... 我都不知道你那玩意是什么 Your thing is... I don't even know what your thing is.
是物理学领域中最至高无上的荣誉 It's the most prestigious award in the field of physics.
我考虑考虑 I'll think about it.
等我哪天赢了 我可能会在演讲中谢谢你啊 When I win one, I might just thank you in my speech.
我为你做的牺牲啊 The things I do for you.
小乔治 出来 Georgie, get out here!
有件家事让你做 Got a chore for you!
这决定好 上面不是你该爬去的地方 Good call. You have no business up there.
瑞典国际电台 Radio Sweden International.
找到啦 There it is.
太棒了 你今年支持哪个科学家 Excellent. Which scientists are you rooting for?
我没有偏好 Oh, I don't have a favorite.
大家都做出了伟大的杰作 There's so much good work being done.
我觉得是时候让弗雷德里克·莱因斯 I think it's time Frederick Reines
以他在中微子领域的贡献得奖了 finally gets his due for the neutrino.
我想他应该是有希望的 I suppose he has a shot.
我想应该是的 他可是在35年前 I should think so, he confirmed the neutrino's existence
就确证了中微子的存在 35 years ago.
他们等什么呢 What the heck are they waiting for?
很多有才之人都没有获得承认 Lots of talented people don't get recognized.
你知道如果装了有线电视 我们能有大概60个频道选吗 You know if we had cable, we'd have, like, 60 channels?
我们家的频道很多了 We have plenty of channels.
我们只有7个频道 We have seven.
非洲还有挨饿的孩子呢 Hey! There are starving kids in Africa
他们没有任何频道 with no channels.
别这样嘛 又不要多少钱 Come on, it don't cost much.
我才不要花钱看电视 I'm not paying for television.
电视是免费的 从来就不要钱 以后也不花钱 Television is free. Always was, always will be.
你真小气 You're so cheap.
如果你想看有线电视 你自己掏钱啊 If you want cable, pay for it yourself.
又或者 你关上电视去读书岂不是更好 Or better yet, try turning that thing off and go read a book.
还"去读书" "Read a book"?
♪ 一尺一尺 ♪ ♪ Inch by inch ♪
♪ 一排一排 ♪ ♪ Row by row ♪
♪ 让这花园成长茁壮 ♪ ♪ Gonna make this garden grow ♪
-♪ 埋下深深护根... ♪ -约翰 - ♪ Gonna mulch it deep and... ♪ - John?
亲爱的 Hello, my sweet.
你在这里干什么呢 What are you doing out here?
除杂草 你的花园有蟋蟀草 Weeding. You have goosegrass.
想要草皮好看就不能有蟋蟀草 And you can't have a nice lawn if you have goosegrass.
外面天有点黑了呢 It's kind of dark out.
蟋蟀草可不睡觉 Goosegrass doesn't sleep.
它会杀了好的草 It kills the good grass
还让草皮上有秃块 and leaves bald spots.
但不用担心 But don't worry,
我已经在忙活了 I'm on the job.
好吧 Oh. Okay.
要我帮你拿个手电筒吗 Can I get you a flashlight?
最好是头戴式照明灯 洞穴探险用的那种 I would prefer a headlamp, such as one would use for spelunking.
好 Okay.
我去看看我的洞穴探险装备里有没有 Let me check my spelunking supplies.
你真好 You're a peach.
♪ 拔起杂草 挑走杂石 ♪ ♪ Pulling weeds and picking stones... ♪
早安 梅德福高中的各位 Good morning, Medford High School,
这里是学生会主席谢尔顿·库珀 this is Class President Sheldon Cooper
给大家带来的重大科学事件公告 with an important science bulletin.
本周三一早 This Wednesday morning,
诺贝尔物理学奖将公布得奖人 the Nobel Prize in Physics will be announced,
我想要请你们所有人来到我家车库 and I'd like to invite each and every one of you to my garage
一起在早上5点即时见证科学历史 to listen live at 5:00 A.M. and be a part of scientific history.
-将会提供食物与饮品 -你不担心你孩子 - Food and refreshments will be served... - You worried your kid
邀请了全校的人去你家吗 just invited the whole school to your house?
清晨5点听瑞典的科学玩意吗 5:00 in the morning for a Swedish science thing?
完全不担心 Not at all.
其他的本校新闻 本周五晚我们的橄榄球队 In other school news, this Friday night our football team
将跟另一支橄榄球队打比赛 will be playing another football team.
您好 Hello?
你好 康妮 我是林克莱特博士 Hi, Connie, this is Dr. Linkletter.
我跟斯特吉斯博士一起在物理系工作 I work in the physics department with Dr. Sturgis.
当然 我记得你 Oh, sure, I remember you.
有何能为你效劳 What can I do for you?
我打电话来通知你约翰没事 Well, I'm just calling to let you know that John is fine,
但今天他在学校发生了一点意外 but there's been a bit of an incident at the school today.
怎么回事 What happened?
他非法闯入大型计算机实验室 He broke into the mainframe computer lab,
触发了警铃 tripped off an alarm.
保安人员来了 然后发生了一场追逐 Security came, and there was a chase.
一场追逐吗 A chase?
很短的一场 毕竟他也不是飞毛腿 It was a short one. He's not a fast man.
那他现在在哪里 Uh-- well, where is he now?
他在校长办公室 He's in the dean's office.
他的紧急联络人填了你 He has you listed as the emergency contact,
所以我通知你一下 so I just wanted to let you know.
-谢谢你打电话来通知 -不客气 - Well, uh-- thank you so much for calling. - My pleasure.
如果有任何能帮上忙的地方 欢迎联系我 If there's anything I can do, feel free to reach out.
或者如果你想哪天一起出去喝杯咖啡 Or if you'd like to go grab a coffee sometime,
我知道有一家很有爱的小咖啡馆 I know a cute little cafe.
你喜欢吃司康饼吗 Do you like scones?
你不会是想在现在这种时刻泡我吧 You're not actually trying to hit on me right now, are you?
-受用吗 -没 - Is it working? - No.
我要挂了 I should go.
你觉得明天早上的诺贝尔活动 What kind of snacks do you think I should serve
我该提供哪种零食呢 at my Nobel gathering?
在瑞典广播上公布 那瑞典肉丸怎么样 It's on Swedish radio. How about Swedish meatballs?
但是是在清晨5点呢 But it's at 5:00 A.M.
瑞典早餐肉丸吗 Swedish breakfast balls?
我可以提供各式早餐谷物 I could offer an assortment of breakfast cereal.
我妈禁止我碰里面含糖的早餐谷物 My mom doesn't let me have cereal with sugar in it.
或任何会让我开心的事物 Or anything that makes me happy.
康妮 你怎么来了 Connie. What are you doing here?
这个嘛 Well...
我接到了你同事林克莱特的电话 I got a call from your friend Linkletter,
然后... 我有点担心你 and, uh... I-I was a little worried about you.
他怎么说 What did he say?
他说你跟校园保安起了一点冲突 That you had some kind of scuffle with the campus security?
没有起冲突 No scuffle.
我就是用了学校的大型计算器 I was using the university's mainframe,
他们请我离开 就这样而已 and they asked me to leave. Simple as that.
所以没人追你吗 So nobody chased you?
我有点被吓到了 所以做了 I was startled, and so I did
任何人在那种时刻都会做出来的反应 what any normal person does under the circumstances:
爬出窗户 撒丫子狂奔 climb out a window and run like the dickens.
我们家什么时候有MTV台了 Since when do we get MTV?
我弄了有线电视 Since I got cable.
什么叫你弄了有线电视 What do you mean, you got cable?
我打给有线电视公司说 I called up the cable company and I said,
"我想装有线电视" 然后他们就派人来装啦 "Hello, I'd like cable," and they put in cable.
我才不要付这个钱 I'm not paying for that.
你放轻松吧 我付了 Keep your shirt on. I paid for it.
是吗 Is that so?
用我打工存下来的工资 Yeah, with money I saved from my job.
那行吧 Well, okay.
所以我们能看到那些电影频道了吗 So do we get any of those movie channels?
爸 我在听新闻说什么呢 Dad, I'm trying to watch the news.
什么事这么重要你让我得跑来 What's so important that I had to run over here?
来 我想给你看点东西 Come here. I want to show you something.
你看看 Look at this.
约翰做了这个 John did it.
老天 Oh, dear.
你这反应就对了 "Oh, dear" is right.
他是不是洗澡的时候 Was he in here taking a bath
突然想到了科学的东西 and just started thinking about science stuff?
看看右上角写了什么 Read the top right part.
"时间+热度+面包=烤面包" "Time plus heat plus bread equals toast."
那可不是科学 That ain't science.
但那也没写错啊 Well, it's not wrong, either.
再看看这个 Look at this.
好吧 这是有点... 奇特 Yeah, well, that's... peculiar.
你知道了一定会很诧异 You'll be amazed to know that the Nobel Prize,
诺贝尔奖虽然是科学界最有名望的奖项 while being the most prestigious award in science,
但在这个国家却没有很多人庆祝它 is not generally celebrated in this country.
没有游行 也没有烟火 No parades, no fireworks.
所以我才觉得办一场早餐庆祝会 Which is why I thought having a breakfast celebration
不只非常恰当 还是早就该发生的 was not only appropriate, but long overdue.
你可能注意到我选了麦圈 You may have noticed that I went with Cheerios,
相信我 这是我经过深思熟虑后 and believe me, it was a decision that I came to
才做出的决定 after careful consideration.
水果麦圈 巧克力泡芙 There were birds on the Froot Loops,
和玉米片盒子上都有鸟图案 所以它们出局了 Cocoa Puffs and Corn Flakes, so they were out.
别牌盒子上的小矮妖和小精灵都是魔法生物 And leprechauns and elves are magical creatures
选它们就是啪啪啪打科学界的脸 that would be a slap in the face to the scientific community.
总之 庆祝会从早上4点半开始 Anyway, the festivities begin at 4:30 A.M.
欢迎你来参加 You're most welcome to come.
也欢迎你来 厌世的打包男 As are you, unhappy bag boy.
输入密码
这是什么鬼 What the hell is this?
电视机叫我输入密码 TV's asking me for some kind of code.
对 那是儿童锁 Yeah, that's the parental control lock.
-我怎么解锁 -你解不了 - So how do I take it off? - You don't.
这是我花自己的钱买的有线电视 This is my cable that I bought with my money.
你一定是在逗我 You got to be kidding me.
给你个建议 要不你去读个书吧 Here's an idea, how about you go read a book?
这事还没完 小子 Oh, this isn't over, little man.
绝对没完 Not by a long shot!
你知道我喜欢你哪一点吗 谢尔顿 You know what I like about you, Sheldon?
你非常聪明 但同时你又很蠢 You're incredibly smart, but you're also really dumb.
你为什么这么说 Why would you say that?
你觉得其他人会来这里跟你玩吗 You think people are gonna come here to hang out with you?
是的 Yes.
-来听科学的事 -没错 - To hear about science? - Yes.
-而且是听收音机 -没错 - On the radio? ‭- Yes.
在早上五点 At 5:00 in the morning?
是啊 Yes.
那你还问我为什么说你蠢 And you're asking me why you're dumb?
我比你对我伙伴们的好奇心 Well, I happen to have a little more faith
多一点信心 in the curiosity of my fellows.
看见没 你听起来很聪明 但你还是蠢死了 See, you sound smart, but you're still dumb.
我猜你对瑞典根本一无所知 I bet you don't even know the first thing about Sweden.
这你就错了 Well, you're wrong,
那里是小肉丸的家乡 it's where those little meatballs come from.
布偶卡通里的厨师也是瑞典人 已经两件事了 And that chef on The Muppets. That's two things.
还有 瑞典在加拿大境内[错了] 三件事 Oh, and is in Canada. That's three.
喂 Hello?
你好 林克莱特博士 Hello, Dr. Linkletter.
我是康妮·塔克 This is Connie Tucker.
康妮 你打来我很高兴 Connie, how lovely to hear from you.
别撩了 我担心约翰 Stop. I'm worried about John.
他说好来我家吃晚饭的 但他一直没出现 He was supposed to be here for dinner and he never showed up.
这可不妙 他今天也有两节课没来上 That's not good. He also missed two of his classes today.
你知道他可能去哪儿了吗 Do you have any idea where he might be?
很难说 如果他又发作了 Hard to say. If he's having another episode,
在哪里都有可能 he could be anywhere.
等一下 "发作"是什么意思 Hold on, what do you mean "Episode"?
我还以为你知道 在过去 Oh, I thought you knew. In the past,
约翰曾在分不清现实与幻想中挣扎过 John has struggled with his grip on reality.
什么样的挣扎 What kind of struggle are we talking about?
严重到必须住院接受治疗 The kind where he's had to be hospitalized.
他从没跟我提过这个 Well, he never said anything about that to me.
我肯定不会编造这样的故事 Well, I certainly wouldn't fabricate such a story.
好吧 如果你有他消息 或看到他 Okay, look, I-if-if you hear from him or see him,
请你通知我 please let me know.
没问题 如果日后 Of course. Now, if down the road
你们俩分手了 我很愿意... things don't work out with you two, I'd love to...
再见 Good-bye.
-这是给你的 -什么东西 - Here, this is for you. ‭- What is it?
自己看 你还记得怎么认字吧 Read it. You do remember how to read, don't you?
账单 真的吗 A bill? Really?
食宿费 哥们 Room and board, buddy.
光食物费一个月就要50美元 $50 a month for food?
你吃那么多 我每周收你50块也不为过 The way you eat, I should've gone $50 a week.
洗衣费 Laundry services?
你可怜的老母亲还得碰你的恶心内裤呢 Your poor mother has to touch your underwear.
每月十块的"头图"费是什么 What's the $10 a month "Peema" Charge?
是"头秃"啦 你要交"头秃"税 Oh, P-I-M-A, that's a "Pain in My Ass" Tax.
我被你气得短命头秃 My way of getting compensated for you
这是补偿费 taking years off my life.
约翰 John?
你的单车在这 约翰 Your bike's here. John?
约翰 John?
屋顶通道
看啊 我家电视上有人露奶子 Well, look at that, there's boobies on my TV.
-给我出去 -我要告诉妈妈 - Get out of here! ‭- I'm telling Mom!
约翰 John?
你好啊 Hello.
你在干什么 What-What're you doing?
我之前在耍太极 I was doing tai chi
然后意识到 and then I realized that I was
我不断被亚原子粒子轰炸 continually being bombarded by subatomic particles
也许我应该 and it behooves me, perhaps,
更关注它们 to pay slightly closer attention to them.
也许"气"在古代汉语里 Maybe "Chi" is the ancient Chinese word
是"亚原子宇宙"的意思 for the subatomic universe.
你吓着我了 约翰 You're scaring me, John.
没什么好害怕的 Well, there's nothing to be scared of.
明天会有人赢得关于这些粒子的 Tomorrow, somebody will win the Nobel Prize
诺贝尔奖 about these particles...
但不是我 not me.
但我正在亲身体验它们 But I'm experiencing them firsthand...
说不定这样更好 ...which could be better.
不如你下来 在地上体验吧 Why don't you come down and experience them on the floor?
我好像刚感觉到一颗中微子 I think I just felt a neutrino.
中微子很有意思 You know, neutrinos are interesting.
它们从不跟任何东西结合 They never bond with anything,
总是孤独的 they're always alone.
刚才那一颗好像穿过我裤子了 I think that one went right through my pants.
好了 All right,
不如我们下楼 why don't we go downstairs,
我去泡两杯热茶 and I'll fix us both a nice cup of hot tea
你可以好好跟我讲一讲 and you can tell me all about it.
求你了 Please?
好的 Okay.
赢得诺贝尔奖曾是我的梦想 It was my dream to win the Nobel,
但我这辈子没机会了 and I'm not going to.
我猜谢尔顿一定会拿奖的 I bet Sheldon will.
-那就太了不起了 -是啊 - That'll be something. - Yeah.
欢迎收听瑞典电台 Welcome to Radio Sweden...
怎么样了 宝贝 How's it going, baby?
我想没人会来了 连丹都不会来 I don't think anyone's showing up, not even Tam.
我在啊 I'm here.
没错 但你是我妈妈 你本来就住在这里 Yeah, but you're my mom. You live on the premises.
至少斯特吉斯博士应该随时会到 At least Dr. Sturgis should be here any minute.
谢利 恐怕斯特吉斯博士今早不会过来了 Shelly, I'm afraid Dr. Sturgis isn't coming this morning.
为什么 Why not?
他身体不舒服 He isn't feeling well.
老天 Oh, dear.
我们是不是该寄早日康复的卡片给他 Should we send him a get well card?
那会很棒的 I think that'd be terrific.
各位早安 Good morning and welcome
欢迎来到瑞典皇家科学院 to the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences.
开始公布获奖名单了 The announcements are starting.
你希望我留下吗 You want me to stay?
科学院已结束会议 Uh, the Academy has concluded its meeting
我们准备宣布今年的... and we are ready to announce this year's...
你需要我就去我房里找我 I'll be in my room if you need me.
我会照例先用英语读出获奖名单 As usual, I will read the announcements first in English,
然后用瑞典语 接下来再用德语 then in Swedish, then the citation in German,
法语和俄语 French, and Russian.
今年荣获诺贝尔物理学奖的是... And this year's Nobel Prize in Physics is awarded to...
拜托 是中微子 Come on, neutrinos.
证实夸克存在的亨利·肯德尔 ...Henry Kendall, Jerome Friedman,
杰罗姆·弗里德曼和理查德·泰勒 and Richard Taylor for the discovery of quarks.
夸克的主要特点是 A primary feature of quarks
它们总是紧密结合在一起 is that they're always bonded together,
但在那一刻 我觉得自己是颗中微子 but in that moment, I felt like a neutrino,
注定永远孤独 destined to be alone forever.
莱纳德 宝贝 你该上床睡觉了 Leonard, dear, you should be in bed.
佩妮
霍华德 关掉那破游戏 Howard! Turn off that fakakta game
快去睡觉 and go to sleep.
幸好 我错了 Thankfully, I was wrong.