有些人天生就是爱操心 Some people are just natural-born worriers.
比如我妈就是这样 My mother, for example,
连我坐在床上什么都不干 could whip herself into a frenzy
她都能把自己搞到紧张兮兮 even if I were sitting on my bed doing nothing.
谢利 Shelly?
你还好吧 Everything okay?
很好啊 怎么了 Hunky-dory. Why?
你把自己弄得像被绑架的人质 Well, you're kind of dressed like you kidnapped yourself.
我在尝试封闭五感啦 Oh, I'm trying to block out sensory input.
我判断一些问题时碰到了瓶颈 I hit a roadblock determining
就是虚粒子有没有固定质量 whether virtual particles have a fixed mass
以及它有没有违反动量守恒定律 or violate momentum conservation.
但我想起来尼古拉·特斯拉相信 But then I remembered that Nikola Tesla believed
独处是创意的摇篮 that isolation is where ideas are born.
谁是尼古拉·特斯拉 Who's Nikola Tesla?
20世纪最有成就的科学家之一 One of the most prolific scientists of the 20th century.
好吧 Okay.
那... And, um...
我就好奇随口一问 just out of curiosity,
那他是有多"独处"呢 how isolated was he?
非常 Oh, highly.
他觉得人与人之间的接触令他恶心 He found human contact revolting.
你不觉得他那样的生活很孤单吗 Well, that's kind of a lonely way to live, don't you think?
他也没有完全无依无靠啦 Well, he wasn't entirely alone.
在他生命的尾声 他跟一只褐鸽 At the end of his life, he became good friends
成为了好朋友 with a brown pigeon.
真棒啊 Great.
您慢走 See ya.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
原创翻译 双语字幕
最新连载海外影视剧下载 请登陆 www.YYeTs.com 仅供交流学习 禁止商用盈利
翻译 金钱干旱赛太公 油腻希
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
校对 接受捐赠赛太公
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
后期 加森 时间轴 加森
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
总监 新浪微博@赛太公
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
第三季 第一集
少 年
谢尔顿
第三季 第一集
少 年
谢尔顿
第三季 第一集
少 年
谢尔顿
第三季 第一集
少 年
谢尔顿
第三季 第一集
少 年
谢尔顿
第三季 第一集
少 年
谢尔顿
第三季 第一集
少 年
谢尔顿
斯特吉斯博士有联络你吗 Have you heard from Dr. Sturgis at all?
没有 No.
你敢相信医院居然 Can you believe the hospital's
还不放他走 要留院观察吗 still holding him for observation?
你说呢 Can't you?
这个嘛... Well...
我好像刚感觉到一颗中微子 I think I just felt a neutrino.
刚才那一颗好像穿过我裤子了 That one went right through my pants.
你的花园有蟋蟀草 You have goosegrass.
想要草皮好看 And you can't have a nice lawn
就不能有蟋蟀草 if you have goosegrass.
我很担心他嘛 I mean, I'm worried about him.
我不知道他到底是严重还是不严重 I don't know how serious this is.
你们两个在一起的这一整年 The whole year you were together...
你有看出任何... did you see any, um...
不对头的地方吗 warning signs?
没 没什么特别的 No. Not really.
我以为他只是另一个... I just thought he was another...
你懂的 you know,
像谢尔顿一样可爱又古怪的书呆子 cute, quirky egghead like Sheldon.
说到这个 Speaking of which,
你打算什么时候告诉谢尔顿 约翰的情况 when are you gonna tell Sheldon the truth about John?
等到对的时机吧 Mm. When the time is right.
所以他还认为约翰是去治接吻病了吗 So he still thinks he's being treated for mono?
我得说一个有高度传染性的病 I had to come up with something contagious
他才不会想去探病嘛 so he wouldn't want to visit.
高招 Smart.
客气客气 Thank you.
你很会骗人啊 You're good at lying.
你应该多多骗人 You should do it more often.
我觉得你的耳环挺好看的 I like your earrings.
你看 当你在自家达阵区前被人擒抱拦截 All right, see, when you get tackled in your own end zone,
另一队就得到两分并得到球权 the other team gets two points and the ball.
这叫安全分 That's called a safety.
我还以为是某位子的球员叫强卫[安全分] I thought one of the players was a safety.
你说的这个也对 Well, that's true, too.
我搞不明白了 I'm confused.
现在你懂我听到你在聊 Now you know how I feel when you talk
少年忍者神龟时的感觉了吧 about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
有哪里不懂的 What's confusing?
你需要知道的一切资讯都在这名字里了 Everything you need to know is in the title.
爸 Dad.
你有兴趣发财吗 How would you like to be rich?
一边儿去 Go away.
你难道没有任何一点好奇吗 Aren't you even a little curious?
发财的门路需要我给你钱吗 Does it involve me giving you money?
是的 但是我会回馈给你更多钱啊 Yeah, but then I give you more money back.
多多少 How much more?
多很多 Way more.
你得赶紧投资啊 You got to get in on this.
谢了 我没兴趣 Thanks. I'm not interested.
你会后悔的 You're gonna regret it.
拿出来看看吧 Show me.
德州雪球 Texas snow globes.
附近那家卡片礼品店要倒闭了 The card store on Magnolia is going out of business.
这个雪球卖一块钱一个 They're selling these for one dollar each.
我一个卖5块 简直跟印钞机一样啊 I sell 'em for five, and the money rolls in.
你就没担心过 卖这东西的店 Does it worry you that the store selling these things
都要倒闭了吗 is going out of business?
你这人没有远见 You have no vision.
可以放我继续看比赛了吗 Can I get back to the game?
行行行 我也不需要你的钱 Fine. I don't need your money.
我自己有钱 I have my own.
那你还来找我说这个事干嘛 Then why are we having this conversation?
因为我宁愿亏你的钱也不想亏自己的钱啊 'Cause I'd rather lose your money than mine.
看到没 See?
远见 Vision.
我一直认为亚原子粒子的世界 I've always felt the world of subatomic particles
可以做成一个超棒的电子游戏 would make an excellent video game.
多亏了我聪明的大脑 Uh, fortunately, thanks to my brain,
我已经玩上这游戏许多年了 I've been playing it for years.
你个狡猾的渺子 You cheeky little muon,
你自己知道你不该在这区 you know you don't belong there.
别看我 他是你生的仔 Don't look at me. He's your kid.
《你孩子心理健康的完全指南》
有人很喜欢雪球啊 Someone likes snow globes.
希望吧 我自己是不想要 I hope so. I don't want 'em.
《农舍厨房菜》
好的 Okay.
看看都买了些什么 What do we got here?
《农舍厨房菜》 Farmhouse Kitchen.
《加菲猫》漫画 Garfield Hangs Out.
《你孩子心理健康的完全指南》 The Complete Guide to Your Child's Mental...
那个可爱的小书灯 我也要了 Oh, look, that cute little book light-- I'll get that, too.
好的 ‭Okay.
这本疯孩子的书还要的对吧 You still want the crazy kid book, right?
要 Yeah.
好的 Okay,
52个德州雪球 52 Texas snow globes
总共是 comes to...
55.25块 $55.25.
不能商量一下吗 Can't you do any better?
你是什么意思 What do you mean?
你都要倒闭了 You're going out of business
我把这库存都买下来了 and I'm buying 'em all.
给点折扣吧 Give me a break.
好吧 50块 Okay, $50.
30块吧 $30.
-40块 -35块 - $40. ‭- $35.
-成交 -等等 - Deal. ‭- No, wait.
32块 $32.
33块 $33.
35块 $35.
乔治 George. ‭
这书灯很有巧思啊 Hey, that's clever.
我在读这本跟精神问题有关的书 I'm reading this book about mental problems,
我有点担心里面描绘的很像谢尔顿 and I'm worried it sounds like Sheldon.
那你就别读这个书了 Well, stop reading the book.
谢利跟斯特吉斯博士有很多共同点 Shelly and Dr. Sturgis have a lot in common,
你看看人家现在都什么样了 and look what happened.
怎么 你是说他被送进... What, you mean like how he went to...
在现在这个社会 我们在 As a society, we've made strides
如何谈论精神方面的疾病有了长足进步 in how we discuss psychological issues.
而30年前的东德州呢 30 years ago in East Texas,
只能说我们还没那么进步 let's just say we hadn't.
有一天你儿子可能也是这样呢 That could be your son one day.
老婆 只因为他们都非常聪明 Honey, just 'cause they're both super smart
不代表他们就是同个人 doesn't mean that they're the same person.
你看 斯特吉斯爱上了你妈 I mean, Sturgis was in love with your mom,
从这点就能看出他是神经病啊 so clearly he was nuts from the get-go.
你真是一点忙都帮不上 You're not helping.
但我的话也没说错啊 I'm not wrong, either.
爱你哟 Love you.
你今天怎么不载米希一起上学 Why aren't you also driving Missy to school?
因为我想跟你两人单独聊聊天嘛 I thought it might be nice for us to chat.
聊米希吗 About Missy?
她的确是有些令人难忍是吧 She is a bit much, isn't she?
我有个问题想问你 Here's a question for you.
你有看或听到别人看听不到的事物过吗 Do you ever see or hear things that other people can't?
经常啊 Oh, all the time.
比如现在 车的天线正在震动 Right now, the car antenna is vibrating
它与这台车引擎的活塞的频率是一致的 at the same frequency as the pistons in the motor.
挺烦人的 但你也知道我这人 It's quite irritating, but you know me--
我从来不抱怨 I don't complain.
我指的是那些并不太真实存在的事物啦 I meant more like things that aren't actually there.
这不正是现代形而上学的基本问题吗 Ah, isn't that the fundamental question of modern metaphysics?
根本上有什么存在 What is actually there?
聊得真开心 This is fun.
米希应该多坐爸的车上学 Missy should ride with Dad more often.
让我再换个方式问 Let me try this a different way.
你有过神经兮兮 Um, do you ever feel paranoid,
觉得随时有别人要来害你过吗 like people are out to get you?
我是个10岁就在高中读书的孩子 I'm a ten-year-old in high school--
的确是到处都有人要来害我啊 people are out to get me.
这话合情合理 That's fair.
我是在想 如果是我有这些感觉 I just think if I was having these feelings,
那应该挺可怕的吧 that might be scary, right?
大概吧 I suppose so.
而你正被这些问题所困扰吗 And this is something that's been concerning you?
或许吧 Maybe.
最近这段期间啦 Lately.
有一点 A little.
但最重要的是我们可以敞开心扉 But the important thing is that we can always talk
跟彼此聊这方面的事情 about this kind of thing with each other.
您这边有跟心理健康有关的书吗 Do you have any books on mental health?
当然啊 怎么了 Sure. Why?
我觉得我妈快要疯了 I believe my mother is unraveling.
我们有几本你可能有用的精神疾病书籍 We have a few books on mental illness you might find helpful.
从这本开始读应该挺不错 This one's a good place to start.
你读过吗 Have you read it?
读过 体验过 Read it, lived it,
也犯过在与人约会时聊这个的错 made the mistake of talking about it on a date.
行啊 你就走吧 Sure. Walk away.
你们男人都这样 They all do.
谁啊 Who is it?
小乔治·库珀 Georgie Cooper.
您哪位 Who?
我是你的邻居 I'm your neighbor.
养鸡的那一家吗 The one with the chickens?
不是 No.
有奇怪的天才小孩那家吗 The ones with that weird, smart kid?
是的 那是我弟弟 Yeah, that's my brother.
我不喜欢那孩子 I don't like that kid.
我也不喜欢他啊 先生 Neither do I, sir.
你来想干嘛 What do you want?
我想知道您有没有兴趣买一个... I was wondering if you'd like to buy one of th...
你都还没看我要卖什么 You didn't even see what I was selling.
你卖啥 What?
德州雪球 Texas snow globes.
靠 Dang it.
看见没 See?
很漂亮 It's pretty.
我要这玩意干嘛 Why would I want that?
这个嘛... Well, um...
因为这可是德州啊 b-b-because it's Texas,
每个德州人都热爱自己的家乡 and everybody in Texas loves Texas?
靠 Dang it.
如果你立刻行动 And if you act now,
你家里就能拥有这个 you can have this beautiful,
漂亮的限量版纪念品 limited edition keepsake in your home
价格不过是低廉的五美元 for the low, low price of only five dollars.
我可是丢下了《人民法庭》节目 I hope you know I'm missing
来开门听你废话的 People's Court right now.
但圣诞节即将到来 But with Christmas coming,
这可以塞进圣诞袜里当作超棒的礼物 this would make an excellent stocking stuffer.
你是我外孙 Well, you're my grandson,
我爱你 and I love you...
所以摔你门我也很心痛 so it hurts me to do this.
靠 Dang it.
《诊断精神疾病》
《你孩子心理健康的完全指南》
天啊 Oh, dear.
不好 Oh, no.
糟了 Oh, no.
完蛋了 Oh, dear.
抱歉我之前让你吃了闭门羹 Sorry I gave you the boot before.
那你现在是要买吗 Does that mean you'll buy one now?
并不 No.
你一个雪球都没卖出去吗 You didn't sell a single snow globe?
别为难你哥哥 Now, don't give your brother a hard time.
他主动去做一件事 我很佩服 He took some initiative, and I admire that.
多谢夸奖 Thank you.
雪球虽然挺傻帽的 I mean, the snow globes were silly,
但你下个点子一定很棒 but I bet your next idea will be great.
它们才不傻 They're not silly.
你这么想就好了 因为你还屯着五十个呢 I'm glad you feel that way, 'cause you got 50 of them.
哪怕就为了证明你是错的 我也会全部卖光 I'm gonna sell them all just to prove you wrong.
既然 Well, now I know
这变成你和你爸比赛谁尿得更远 it's a peeing contest between you and your daddy,
我就要两个吧 I'll take two.
好咧 Well, all right.
妈妈 你也没多喜欢爸爸 Mom, you're not crazy about Dad.
-想买个雪球吗 -够了 - Want to buy a snow globe? - Enough.
我也不喜欢我们互相嘲笑对方 And I don't like us making fun of each other.
我们是一家人 家里应该是个安全的环境 We're family and this should be a place that is safe,
我们想聊什么都行 where we can talk about anything.
我赞同 I agree.
我们做饭前祷告吧 Now, let's just say grace.
感谢上帝 Thank you, God,
赐予我们这些食物 for this food we are about to receive,
也赐福准备这顿饭的人 and bless the hands that prepared it.
并请您保佑我们 And please keep us all in good health,
身体以及精神上都健康 body and mind.
你为什么看着我 Why are you looking at me?
-我没有 阿门 -阿门 - I'm not. Amen. - Amen.
你好 Hello?
宝贝 Oh, baby.
你怎么起来了 What are you doing up?
我睡不着 I couldn't sleep.
你为什么也不睡觉 Why are you up?
一样 Same.
你因为焦虑而失眠吗 Do you have insomnia from anxiety?
你是因为这个原因吗 Is that what you have?
是的 Yes.
你在焦虑什么呢 What are you anxious about?
老实说 你的精神健康 Honestly, your mental health.
我 为什么 Me? Why?
你最近好像心事重重 Well, you seem preoccupied lately,
之前在车上又问我那些问题 and you were asking me all those questions in the car.
我只是想告诉你 如果你遇到问题 I was just letting you know that if you were having any problems
可以来找我帮忙解决 you could come to me with them.
你觉得我有精神问题吗 You think I have mental problems?
没到问题那么严重啦 Well, not problems.
我只是担心你的未来 I'm just worried about your future,
而且当我看到你... and when I see you moving...
在空中移动亚原子粒子时 我觉得... subatomic particles around in the air, that makes...
亚原子粒子是真实存在的 Subatomic particles are real!
你还跟天上一个看不见的男人说话呢 You talk to an invisible man in the sky
祂还能实现愿望 who grants wishes.
要说谁真疯了 那也是你 If anyone's mental, it's you.
这你就太过分了 Okay, now you are over the line.
你道歉 You apologize.
不要 No!
什么情况 What the hell's going on?
没什么 没事 Nothing. It's fine.
妈妈觉得我疯了 Mom thinks that I'm crazy.
我们不是说好不提这种字眼吗 I thought we weren't supposed to say stuff like that.
妈妈 Mother?
-什么事 -我可以 - Yes? ‭- Is it okay
用刀给吐司涂牛油吗 if I use a knife to butter my toast,
还是你担心我会用刀做出疯狂的举动 or are you worried I'll do something crazy with it?
-你可以自己涂牛油 -太好了 - You can butter your own toast. - Oh, good.
你也能看见吐司 You see the toast, too.
我还担心是我幻想出来的呢 I was afraid I was imagining it.
-谢尔顿... -好了 - Sheldon... - All right,
别闹了 that's enough.
这是什么情况 What's going on?
什么情况都没有 一切如常 Nothing's going on. Everything's fine.
我等会告诉你 I'll tell you later.
我妈妈认为我精神不稳定 My mother believes I'm mentally unstable.
由于这是有遗传倾向的 我又是她生的 And since there's a genetic component and I'm her child,
所以我想这确实有可能 I suppose it's possible.
我知道你现在很生气 I know you're angry right now,
但你不能目无尊长 but you will not be disrespectful.
暴怒也是精神病的典型症状 You know, fits of rage are a classic sign of psychosis.
你还没见识到老娘真暴怒起来的样子呢 Oh, you haven't seen fits of rage yet!
我说别闹了 I said that's enough!
你们俩都表现得像疯子 Both of y'all are acting like lunatics.
你了解情况了吧 You up to speed?
我想我知道了 I think I got it.
我已经在心里接受耶稣了 I already accepted Jesus in my heart.
不 我是想推销这些德州雪球 No. I'm selling these Texas snow globes.
我家里的垃圾够多了 I have enough crap in my house.
垃圾 Crap?
你热爱我大德州吧 You love Texas, right?
当然 Well, sure.
又有谁不喜欢雪呢 And who doesn't like snow?
坐雪橇 打雪仗 Sleds and snowball fights.
我记得我小的时候 I remember it snowed hard here once
这里下过一场漫天大雪 when I was a kid.
那一定很美吧 That must have been amazing.
是的 学校停课 It was. They cancelled school.
我和我哥在后院搭了座雪堡垒 Me and my brother built a snow fort in the backyard.
真酷 That's cool.
我和我弟弟也很喜欢一起做各种事 My brother and I love doing stuff together.
我俩非常亲密无间 We're really close.
我很长时间没想起过那一天了 I hadn't thought about that day in a long time.
那... Well,
要是那段美好回忆 what if that memory...
只需摇一摇就能回来呢 was just one shake away?
多少钱 How much?
五美元 Five dollars.
好吧 我要了 Fine. I'll take it.
不如再多拿一个给你哥哥吧 How about you get one for your brother?
我说不好 I don't know.
他娶了个北方妞儿 搬去康涅狄格州了 He married some Yankee gal and moved to Connecticut.
但他仍是你哥哥啊 But he's still your brother.
不管了 Aw, what the hell.
反正她迟早会抛弃他的 She's gonna leave him at some point.
医疗广场
我不知道这有什么意义 I don't see the point of this.
我就是觉得我们找人咨询一下也没坏处 I just don't think it could hurt for us to talk to someone.
但我明明此刻可以在家里 But I could be home right now
戴上眼罩 手套和鼻塞 wearing a blindfold, mittens and nose plug
-做些重要的事 -知道吗 - doing something important. - You know what?
或许你可以 Maybe you should mention
跟医生聊聊眼罩和手套的事 the blindfold and mittens to the doctor.
或许我也可以聊聊你觉得上帝有跟你交流的事 Or maybe I'll mention how you think that God speaks to you,
因为那让我有点担心 because I find that concerning.
他确实有和我交流 此刻他就在说 He does speak to me, and right now he's saying
我该用肥皂洗干净你的臭嘴 I should wash your mouth out with soap.
暴力幻想 Violent fantasies.
有意思 Interesting.
艾伯纳太太 你还记得 Mrs. Ebner, do you remember where you were
梅德福上一次下雪时 你在哪吗 the last time it snowed in Medford?
我们当时没有给雪人当鼻子的胡萝卜 We didn't have a carrot for the snowman's nose,
只好用了根热狗肠 你能相信吗 so can you believe we used a hot dog?
那景象一定很有趣 That must have been a sight.
我当时跟外孙们在一起 I was with my grandchildren.
他们是第一次见到雪 They had never seen snow before.
我教他们堆雪天使 I taught 'em to make snow angels.
小天使制作小天使呢 Little angels making little angels.
美好回忆可是无价的 You can't put a price on memories.
但我在做特价 买两个八美元 But I am running a special: two for eight.
小公主你好呀 Hey, little princess.
这个叫"雪" This is called "Snow."
她喜欢呢 She likes it.
所以我自然会担心他的健康 So naturally I was concerned about his well-being
为了安全起见 便密切留意他 and was keeping an eye on him just to be safe.
这叫神经质 It's called being neurotic.
这叫当个称职的好妈妈 It's called being a good mother.
这样很健康 This is healthy.
沟通交流是奠基... Communication is the cornerstone...
我的表现跟以往没什么不同 I am behaving no differently than I ever have.
你为什么忽然担心起我来了 Why are you suddenly so worried about me?
这个问题问得好 That is a valid question.
最近发生了什么改变吗 Has anything changed recently?
这个嘛 Well...
可能是荷尔蒙作祟 Maybe it's hormonal.
通常更年期是几岁开始的 When does menopause typically begin?
不是因为我的荷尔蒙 It is not my hormones.
反正肯定不是我的 Well, it certainly isn't mine.
我还没任何青春期发育的迹象 I'm showing no signs of puberty.
这... W...
有时妈妈会故意找孩子身上的问题 You know, sometimes mothers look for issues with their children
为了让自己感到被需要 so they can feel more needed.
我们终于有些进展了 Okay, now we're getting somewhere.
才不是这么回事 That is not what's happening.
那是怎么回事呢 Well, then what is happening?
宝贝 有件事我得告诉你 Baby, there's something I need to tell you.
斯特吉斯博士不是住进了你想的那种医院 Dr. Sturgis is not in the kind of hospital you think he is.
那他是在哪种医院 What kind of hospital is he in?
精神病院 The psychiatric kind.
为什么 发生了什么 Why? What's going on?
他的健康遇到些问题 He was having some issues,
但现在有专业的人在帮他 but he's getting the help he needs,
他一定会康复的 and I'm sure he's gonna be fine.
你觉得因为我和他都有天赋 And you think since he and I are both gifted,
我以后也会变成他那样吗 I'm going to end up like him?
我... Well, it...
我的确有这样想过 it crossed my mind.
谢尔顿 你是我的宝贝儿子 Sheldon, you're my baby.
我有责任担心你 It is my job to worry about you.
我控制不了 I can't help it.
抱歉我让你这么担心 I'm sorry I cause you so much concern.
我不感到抱歉 I'm not.
看见没 一点沟通就能有巨大的效果 See how valuable a little communication can be?
这事你屁功劳都没有 You do not take credit for this.
在吃比萨的那只乌龟是李奥纳多 And the turtle eating the pizza is Leonardo.
你怎么分得出来 How can you tell?
他戴蓝色眼罩 He's wearing blue.
而且他最帅 And he's the hot one.
爸爸 还记得我的傻帽点子吗 Dad, remember my silly idea?
记得 Yeah.
猜猜怎么着 Guess what?
下雪了 It's snowing.