给 Here we go.
对很多孩子来说 For many kids,
圣诞节的早晨是每年最令人兴奋的日子 Christmas morning was the most exciting day of the year.
而这是因为很多孩子都不了解 That's only because most kids don't know the joy
收到大学期中考试成绩的快乐 of getting their college midterms back.
而斯特吉斯博士长得像个精灵也很加分 It also didn't hurt that Dr. Sturgis looked like an elf.
考得很好 谢尔顿 Nice work, Sheldon.
大家听我说 Now,
你们可能会发现自己的成绩比预期要低 you'll notice that your grades are lower than expected.
那是因为谢尔顿成绩太高 That's because Sheldon did so well,
打破了评分的曲线 he broke the curve,
所以你们的等级都下降了一级 turning your A's and B's into B's and C's.
感觉他们对此不太高兴 They don't seem happy about it.
或许你可以发糖果安慰他们 Maybe you can give them candy.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
后期 灰灰是菇凉 时间轴 加森
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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这里就是我灌注大多数心血的地方 Okay. This is where I spend all my time,
但我的前妻莫名其妙拥有一半股份 yet somehow my ex-wife owns half of it.
一点都不酸溜溜 你真棒 Mm, not bitter at all. Good for you.
这边有棒球用品 那边有橄榄球用品 We got baseball over here and got football right there
打猎跟钓鱼器具在后面 and then hunting and fishing in the back.
对了 Oh, yeah.
这个冰球可是自打 And this hockey puck has been here
吉米·卡特开始当总统时就在这里了 since Jimmy Carter was president.
按理说大家都会以为这种一帮白人男孩 You'd think a sport with a bunch of white boys
互相揍对方的运动在德州会更流行呢 beating each other up would be more popular in Texas.
怎么样 要走了吗 So, you want to head out?
我外孙一直想要哑铃 Oh, my grandson's been wanting some weights.
谢尔顿吗 Sheldon?
他不能举个即食汤罐头之类的吗 Hell, can't he just lift a soup can or something?
另一个外孙啦 长发帅气的那个 The other grandson. The pretty one with the hair.
行吧 让他来 Ah. All right. Well, send him by.
我会给他亲友折扣 We'll give him the family and friends discount.
折扣有多大呢 How big a discount?
那就得看... 今晚我们玩得有多开心了 Well, uh, depends on, uh, how much fun we have tonight.
你这在利用我的感情定价吗 Are you putting a price on my affections?
要这么说也行 Yeah, kinda.
那你会后悔的 You're gonna regret it.
因为老娘可好玩了 I'm really fun.
库珀公馆 Cooper residence.
-你好啊 谢尔顿 -你好 斯特吉斯博士 - Hello, Sheldon. - Dr. Sturgis.
我很愿意跟你聊 可是我正看 I'd love to talk to you, but I'm right in the middle
《星际旅行:下一代》看到半截 这集很精彩 of Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a good one.
乔迪失踪了 Geordi goes missing,
但卫斯理·柯洛夏计划用中微子来找到他 but Wesley Crusher has a plan to use neutrinos to locate him,
因为乔迪的护目镜能看到中微子 since they'd be visible to Geordi's visor.
其实我是打来跟你爸爸说话的 I was actually calling to speak to your father.
但你跟朋友们玩得开心我也很高兴 But I'm glad you're having fun with your friends.
稍等 我去叫他 Hang on. I'll go get him.
爸爸 有电话找你 Dad! Phone call!
虽然斯特吉斯博士没懂我在说什么 Even though Dr. Sturgis was confused,
但后来 卫斯理·柯洛夏真的变成了我的朋友 one day, Wesley Crusher really would be my friend.
该角色由也在《生活大爆炸》出现的演员 威尔·惠顿饰演
很厉害吧 Neat, huh?
你好啊 约翰 Hey, John.
乔治 我是约翰·斯特吉斯 George. John Sturgis here.
所以我才说"你好啊 约翰" That's why I said "Hey, John."
很好 Great.
不知道你有没有空一起出去喝啤酒聊聊天 I was wondering if we could go out for a beer and talk.
我们现在不是已经在聊了吗 Oh. Well, aren't we talking right now?
是啊 可是我们上次玩得很愉快 Yes, but we had so much fun last time,
我想再跟你一起去玩 I thought we could do it again.
天啊 约翰 上次你喝醉了 Gee, John, last time, you got drunk
然后吐在我车子副驾置物柜里了 and threw up in my glove compartment.
有吗 Did I?
虽然我完全不记得有发生过这事 Well, while I don't remember any of that happening,
但我保证我一定会好好表现 I promise to be on my best behavior.
酒钱我来付 And the drinks are on me.
"那四桌尾牙" Na zdrowie!
这是俄语祝酒词 意思是"祝健康" That's, uh, "to our health" In Russian.
这里不适合说俄语 This is not the place to talk Russian.
所以最近怎么样啊 So, what's up?
谢尔顿在大学物理课的成绩 Well, Sheldon has been doing extraordinarily well
可以说是十分出色 in his college physics class.
我知道 他让我把考试成绩贴在冰箱上 I know. He made me put his test up on the fridge,
跟米希用手来当模板画火鸡的画并列 next to Missy's drawing of her hand as a turkey.
大学注意到了谢尔顿的才能 So, uh, the university has taken notice of Sheldon's talents,
他们非常希望他能入学当全日制大学生 and they would very much like him to enroll full-time.
约翰 我们聊过这事情了 Yeah, we've been down this road, John.
谢尔顿只有十岁 Sheldon's only ten.
我跟玛丽都得工作 我们无法兼顾 Mary and I both have jobs. We just can't make it work.
所以他们找我来跟你谈啊 Well, that's why they asked me to speak to you.
他们有兴趣"往锅里加糖" They're looking to sweeten the pot.
这是赌博用语 That's a gambling metaphor.
还有个比较少听到的版本是"给猫加糖" A lesser-known version is "Sweeten the kitty."
用词大概是随地区而不同吧 I assume the difference is regional,
我也不是语源学家 说不准 but I'm no etymologist.
这啤酒真好喝啊 This beer is yummy. Mmm!
你就说他们打算给多少好处吧 约翰 So, what are they offering, John?
他们认为如果请你到大学工作 They thought it would be easier on the family
这样也能减轻你们家的负担 if you were employed at the university.
-真的吗 -是啊 而且这样你就能送谢尔顿上学 - Really? - Yes, that way, you could drive Sheldon
他在学校的时候你也能照看他 and keep an eye on him while he's there.
但我是个橄榄球教练啊 But I'm a football coach.
你们大学有队伍吗 Does the school even have a team?
有 大学有 Oh, yes, they do.
虽然他们没多少胜绩 They-they don't win much,
不过伤兵数倒是领先全联盟呢 but they lead the league in injuries.
好吧 可能这也算种追求吧 Well, guess that's a thing. Okay.
另外 我相信学校也很乐意 Anyway, I believe they're willing to, uh,
给你远超你目前薪水的高额薪水 exceed your current salary by a substantial amount.
是这样吗 Is that so?
是的 Yes.
他们认为这能给你动力 They thought it would incentivize you.
约翰 他们认为得很对 Well, John, they're not wrong.
太好了 Excellent!
"那四桌尾牙" Na zdrowie.
管他呢 "那四桌尾牙" What the hell. Na zdrowie.
斯特吉斯博士怎么样了 How was Dr. Sturgis?
他很好 He's fine.
你们聊什么了 What did you two talk about?
没什么 就聊点事 I don't know. S-Stuff.
科学的事情吗 Science stuff?
不是 就普通的事情 No. Just regular stuff.
我猜他聊了我 他说我什么事了 Ooh, I bet he talked about me. What did he say about me?
谢尔顿 全天下不是只有你的事 Sheldon, everything isn't about you.
好了吗 回你房间去 Okay? Go to your room.
是的 大人 Yes, sir.
你们聊什么了 What'd y'all talk about?
谢尔顿 Sheldon.
大学愿意提供我教练职位 The university wants to offer me a coaching job
只要我们能答应让谢尔顿去全日制读书 if it'll help to get Sheldon to go there full-time.
我们聊过这个了 We talked about this.
-现在让他去上大学有点负担太重了 -我知道 - College might be too much for him. - I know.
所以才让我在那里能陪伴他啊 懂吧 That's why I'd be there, you know,
能协助他度过遭遇的困难 to help him over the rough spots.
这样好吗 乔治 I don't know, George.
听听人家愿意给的好处也没损失啊 Can't hurt to see what the offer is.
世界上还有很多比钱更重要的事 There are more important things than money.
好傻好天真 你应该把你的话织到枕头上 That's cute. You should knit that on a pillow.
或许我会用那枕头闷死你 Maybe I'll push that pillow over your face.
打扰了 您是巴拉德先生吗 Scuse me. You Mr. Ballard?
是的 正是在下 Yeah, that'd be me.
我叫小乔治 康妮·塔克的外孙 I'm Georgie, Connie Tucker's grandson.
是你啊 Oh, yeah.
那一头秀发 可真帅 The hair. Very pretty.
稍等 我先去照顾这个客户行吗 Hang on a second. I got to deal with this guy, okay?
-你慢慢来 -来 给 - Take your time. - So, here you go.
这就是你要的鱼竿 Here's the rod you were asking about.
是个很棒的选择 Now, that's a good choice.
坚固耐用 Very solid.
我顺便拿了这只来让你看看 And then I just brought this one along to show you,
以免之后呢 just in case, later, you know,
你想认真搞垂钓 you get serious about fishing.
我挺认真啊 Well... I'm pretty serious.
懂 我懂 我感觉到了 Yeah. You know, I-I had that feeling.
你叫什么名字 Wh-What's your name?
-吉姆 -吉姆 - Jim. - Jim.
吉姆 这根鱼竿比较贵一点 Well, Jim, this rod is a little pricey.
是另外一根的双倍价格 It's double the cost of that one,
但绝对物超所值 but it's worth every penny.
我自己也是用这一根 And, uh, it's the rod I use.
那我就要买这根 Well, then that's the one I want.
选得好 Well, that's a good choice.
给你 There you go.
你要用活饵配这种高级鱼竿 Now, with a rod like this, you want to use live bait,
我们这里不卖 and we don't carry that here.
但你沿着这条街走有一家 艾德饵料渔具店 But down the street is Ed's Bait and Tackle Shop.
如果你告诉他是戴尔介绍的 他会给你优惠 And if you tell him Dale sent you, he'll take care of you.
谢谢你 I appreciate that.
把它拿到柏妮丝那里 So, take her over there to Bernice,
-她会帮你结账 -谢谢 - and she'll ring you up. - Thanks.
帮我带回来几条鲶鱼 And-and bring me back some catfish.
没问题 You bet.
太棒了 Yeah.
你真的是一名很好的推销员 You're a really good salesman.
是啊 不仅如此 Well, yeah. Not only that,
介绍给艾德店的客人 我能拿到回扣 I get a kickback on everybody I send down to Ed's.
你太厉害了 You're awesome.
我知道 I know.
谷博便宜了35美分 35 cents off Goober.
谷博是什么 What's Goober?
花生和草莓的混合果酱 Peanut butter and jelly in the same jar.
想想能帮我们省多少时间 Think about how much time we'd save.
戴尔把那些哑铃便宜卖你了吗 Dale give you a good price on those weights?
比那更好 他给了我一份工作 Better. He gave me a job.
看来他昨晚跟我玩得十分开心啊 Damn. He did have fun last night.
-什么工作 -销售员 - What kind of job? - Salesman.
恭喜 Well, congratulations.
我能从他身上学到很多 I'm gonna learn a lot from him.
他很擅长让人把钱 He's real good at getting people to spend money
花在他们不需要的东西上 on stuff they don't need.
我不确定我喜不喜欢你这种做法 Well, I don't know if I like the sound of that.
你知道我喜欢什么吗 收钱的声音 You know what I like the sound of? Ka-ching.
谢谢你 Well, thank you.
这个条件很吸引人 That's a very generous offer.
我先跟家人商量一下 Let me discuss it with my family,
再给你答复 and I'll get back to you.
再见 Bye.
电话里说的什么 What was that about?
你是我的家人吗 Are you my family?
我不知道 I don't know.
我把自己当做你工作上的妻子 I like to think of myself as your work wife.
所以 这就是为什么我先来提个醒 So, that's why I wanted to give you a heads-up.
我不得不说 乔治 这对我是个打击 I got to tell you, George, this is a real blow.
感谢你 但你会招到人的 Appreciate it. But, uh, yeah, you'll find someone.
有很多其他的好教练 There's a lot of good coaches out there.
不是说你 是谢尔顿 Not you. Sheldon.
谢尔顿 Sheldon?
我以为他要走大家都会很开心 I thought everyone would be thrilled for him to leave.
别误会我的意思 Don't get me wrong,
你的孩子是万人嫌没错 your kid is a royal pain in the ass.
对于这张家长回执 我有意见 I have a problem with this permission slip.
你没把它平均裁成两张 You didn't cut them in half evenly.
我的有两个洞 德瑞克的只有一个 Mine has two holes, and Derek here just has one.
那你跟他换 Then trade.
这样德瑞克的就会有两个洞 而我的只有一个 Then Derek will have two holes, and mine will have one.
你本来也没要参加水上乐园活动啊 You're not going to the water park anyway!
然而 他的成绩实在太出色了 However, his state test scores are so extraordinary,
学校因为有他获得了更多的预算 the school actually gets more funding because of it.
你说真的吗 You serious?
跟火灾报警器一样真 因为有钱修好了 Serious as the fire alarms, which are now functional.
如果有人问起来 就说一直都是好的 And always were, if anyone asks.
我不知道该怎么说 汤姆 I don't know what to tell you, Tom.
他们给我加的工资十分可观 They're offering me a pretty nice raise.
我不能失去谢尔顿 Well, I can't afford to lose Sheldon,
所以要什么条件才能留下你们呢 乔治 so what's it gonna take to keep y'all here, George?
谢谢你 Thank you.
我先跟家人商量一下 再给你答复 I will discuss it with my family and get back to you.
好的 Good.
今天教堂发生点小动乱 Bit of a kerfuffle at the church today.
牧师杰夫答应帕特丽夏·理查兹 Pastor Jeff promised Patricia Richards
可以在周日唱《祢真伟大》 she could sing "How Great Thou Art" On Sunday,
但我已经在公告栏公告 but I had already printed in the bulletin
是由凯伦·贝克唱 that Karen Baker was gonna sing it.
她们同意二重唱 但当时气氛还挺紧张的 They agreed to a duet, but it was touch and go.
什么是小动乱 What's a kerfuffle?
反正她说的不是 Not that.
第一天上班怎么样 Hey. How was your first day at work?
棒极了 Amazing.
单是佣金我就拿了38美元 I made $38 on commissions alone.
不错啊 Well, good for you.
晚饭吃什么 What's for dinner?
肉饼 Meatloaf.
我还是出去吃吧 Oh. I think I'm gonna go out to eat.
不 不行 No, you are not.
我们全家人要一起吃晚饭 We're having dinner as a family.
没错 但我现在有钱了 我想做什么就做什么 Yeah, but I got money now and I can do what I want.
我现在想去奇奇餐厅吃墨西哥炸卷饼 And what I want is a chimichanga at Chi-Chi's.
我也想吃奇奇餐厅的墨西哥炸卷饼 I want a chimichanga from Chi-Chi's.
他们家的玛格丽塔很好喝 They do have a good margarita.
你得在家吃 你也是 You are eating here. So are you.
你去哪吃我懒得管 I don't care what you do.
回见 Later.
小乔治·库珀 Georgie Cooper.
你敢出那道门试试 Do not walk out of that door.
小乔治 Georgie!
这才算小动乱 That's a kerfuffle.
米希 这件事告诉我们 Missy, let this be a lesson to you.
爱财是万恶之源 The love of money is the root of all evil.
你们不会相信我今天是怎么讨价还价的 You would not believe the wheelin' and dealin' I did today.
我让我在职的高中 I'm playing the high school
和那所大学互相较劲 and the university against each other.
我们出去吃晚饭怎么样 Hey, what do you say we go out to dinner?
奇奇餐厅就不错 Chi-Chi's is good.
墨西哥炸卷饼 Ooh, chimichangas.
校长室
我把你们都叫来是因为出了点小状况 I've asked you all here because we got a situation.
乔治·库珀在考虑一份大学的工作... George Cooper's considering a job at a college and...
然后把谢尔顿也带走 taking Sheldon with him.
-太好了 -离这儿远吗 - Yes! - Is it far away?
-我希望离这儿很远 -也许去国外 - I hope it's far away. - Maybe it's overseas.
-比如斐济 -先别激动 - Like Fiji. - Hold your horses.
如果谢尔顿走了 学校的成绩就会骤降 If Sheldon walks out that door, our test scores drop hard.
会影响到学校预算 从而影响你们的工资 That affects funding, which affects your salaries.
那我们要怎么帮忙 Well, how can we help?
你们要让乔治和谢尔顿在这待得开心 Y'all need to make George and Sheldon so happy here
乐不思蜀 they want to stay.
得了吧 Oh, come on.
还有没有别的选择 Isn't there anything else we can do?
有 吉文斯 Yeah, Mr. Givens.
你可以把你其他学生教得成绩好点 You could do a better job at teaching the other students
我们就不用靠一个小男孩拉高所有人的成绩了 so we don't rely on one boy to pull up everyone's grades.
好吧 我会对谢尔顿好点的 Fine. We'll be nice to Sheldon.
♪ 我一直为主工作 ♪ ♪ I've been working for the big man ♪
♪ 日复一日 ♪ ♪ All the livelong day ♪
♪ 我一直为主工作 ♪ ♪ I've been working for the big man ♪
♪ 洗刷我的罪孽 ♪ ♪ Just to wash my sins away. ♪
玛丽 什么事 Hey, Mary. What's up?
我能跟你说一件精神方面的事吗 Can I speak with you about a spiritual matter?
我最擅长的领域 请坐 My sweet spot. Sit.
有啥事儿啊 What's the buzz?
告诉我 发生了什么 Tell me, what's a-happenin'?
《万世巨星》 Jesus Christ Superstar.
真是一部伟大的音乐剧 It's a great show.
我有点担心乔治和小乔治 I'm concerned George and Georgie
可能会犯贪婪之罪 might be succumbing to the sin of greed.
那可有点严重 Ooh, that's a biggie.
自从小乔治开始赚钱 Ever since Georgie started making money,
他就很不尊重人 he's been very disrespectful.
同时 我丈夫忙于找一个更好的工作 Meanwhile, my husband's so busy trying to land a better job,
他都不在乎会对谢尔顿造成什么影响 he doesn't even care how it might affect Sheldon.
听到这些我深表遗憾 I'm sorry to hear that.
就像《路加福音》12章15节 耶稣对他们说 In Luke 12:15, Jesus says,
"你们要注意 要提防一切贪婪 "Watch out. Be on your guard against all kinds of greed.
一个人的生命不在于他财产的丰厚" Life does not consist in an abundance of possessions."
我知道 但好像全世界 I know, but it seems like the whole world
都在宣扬相反的价值观 is sending the opposite message.
谁说不是呢 Don't I know it.
就在前几天 我在商场 Just the other day, I was at the mall
看中了一个吐司烤箱 and a toaster oven caught my eye.
我都已经排着队要结账了 Next thing you know, I was in line to buy it,
然后我意识到我已经有烤吐司机 and I realized I have a toaster
家里也有烤箱 我在干什么 and I have an oven. What am I doing?
原来撒旦不仅仅是躲在 Turns out Satan doesn't just hide out
廉价酒吧和赌场 in honky-tonks and casinos.
有时他也出现在百货商店的家电部 Sometimes he's in the appliance section of Sears.
如果他无处不在 我们该如何反抗呢 Well, if it's everywhere, how can we fight it?
我们也许没能力控制世界 We may not be able to control the world,
但我们可以掌控自己的家 but we can control our homes.
由我们自己来打造一个 It's up to us to create an environment
贪婪之罪无法引诱我们买买买的环境 where the sin of greed can find no purchase.
你在自己家里就是这么做的吗 Is that what you've done in your home?
我烤吐司时确实是还是用老式吐司机 Well, I do make my toast vertically,
每次两片这么烤 two slices at a time.
问你怕了没 撒旦 Take that, Satan.
然后乔迪失踪了 Then Geordi goes missing,
这两个角色的剧版演员 威尔·惠顿和勒瓦·伯顿 均客串过《生活大爆炸》
但卫斯理·柯洛夏计划利用中微子来找到他 but Wesley Crusher has a plan to use neutrinos to locate him,
因为乔迪的护目镜能看到中微子 since they'd be visible to Geordi's visor.
真的假的 Is that so?
真的 It is.
我把这集录下来了 I recorded the episode.
今晚就放给你看 I'll show it to you tonight.
不用啦 That's okay.
你已经解释得很清楚了 You did such a good job explaining it,
感觉我已经亲眼看过了呢 I feel like I saw it.
你还是得亲自看一遍 You're still seeing it.
这是什么 What's this?
"库珀教练的预留车位" "Reserved for Coach Cooper."
你快看啊 Would you look at that.
他们给了我一个紧靠入口的车位 They gave me a parking spot right by the door.
为什么 Why?
我想他们是开始感谢 I guess they're starting to appreciate
学校有我这种人才 my talents around here.
为什么 Why?
我的好小伙来了 Oh! There's my man.
在哪 Where?
你呀 小笨蛋 You, silly.
我既不是成年小伙 也不笨 不过行吧 I'm neither a man, nor silly, but all right.
你太幽默了 谢尔顿 You're so funny, Sheldon.
这倒是真的 Oh, well, that I am.
这是捐罐头食品慈善活动的传单 These are the flyers for the canned food drive.
谢尔顿 你听了一定会高兴 And, Sheldon, you'll be happy to know,
我确保了传单都切得大小完全一致 I made sure they were cut perfectly,
所以每张上面都正好有一个半的洞 so that each one has exactly one and a half holes.
但我的半个洞在上面 But mine has half a hole on the top,
而德里克的半个洞是在下面 and Derek's here has half a hole on the bottom.
这是什么好东西呀 Ooh. What do we have here?
你凭什么分到入口旁边的车位 Hey, how come you get to park by the door?
别烦我 韦恩 我坐得正爽呢 Don't bother me, Wayne. I'm sitting.
你还有新椅子吗 And you got a new chair, too?
我们准备看教育影片吗 Are we going to watch an educational film?
是要看《星际旅行》哦 We're gonna watch Star Trek.
在学校看《星际旅行》吗 Star Trek in school?
我勒个乖乖 Wowie Zowie.
《星际旅行》中常出现的感叹词
这又是什么 What's here?
金哨子耶 Ooh, a golden whistle.
你到底是走了什么狗屎运 What the hell is going on?
您要见我吗 You wanted to see me?
我任何时候都想见到你呀 谢尔顿 快进来 When don't I want to see you, Sheldon? Come in.
我有样东西要给你 I have something I'd like to give you.
这是教职工洗手间的钥匙 This is a key to the faculty restroom.
学生不准进入 No students allowed.
每次只能进去一人 One person at a time.
而且跟其它洗手间不同 And unlike the other restrooms,
这一间每晚都有人清洁干净 this one gets cleaned every night.
谢谢 Thank you.
不 谢尔顿 No, Sheldon.
我谢你才对 Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
教职工洗手间
任你使用啦 It's all yours.
我觉得这个节目会教坏你 I think this show is teaching you bad lessons.
别担心 我学东西很慢 Don't worry. I'm a slow learner.
太美妙了 Fascinating.
那是谷博吗 你从哪弄来的 Is that Goober? Where did you get that?
小乔治买给我的 他现在成大款了 Georgie got it for me. He's rich now.
够了 That is it!
我要从魔鬼手中夺回这个家 I am taking this house back from the devil.
不时有人说我这个人反应过度 I've been accused of overreacting from time to time.
但没准是遗传的 不信你看我妈这架势 But perhaps it's hereditary, because look at my mommy go.
♪ It's a sin [这是罪] - Pet shop boys ♪
魔鬼辣火腿
乘船旅行
点织成金
我们家的东西都去哪了 What happened to all our stuff?
老妈发疯 把东西全都没收了 Mom went nuts and took everything away.
这下我还怎么看《质子教授》啊 How am I supposed to watch Professor Proton?
我的卡带和杂志全都不见了 All my music and magazines are gone.
你妈人呢 Where is your mother?
你想自己解释解释吗 You want to explain yourself?
我要把我们家从邪恶势力手中夺回来 I am taking our house back from the forces of evil.
黑色安息日乐队哪里邪恶了 What's evil about Black Sabbath?
你举这个例子就是火上浇油 You're not helping.
贪婪已经侵蚀了你们的内心 Greed has entered into your hearts,
尤其是你们俩 especially you two.
怎么可能 It has not.
那是金哨子吗 Is that a gold whistle?
啥 不是啊 Huh? No.
是... 是别人送的 It's... it's a gift.
我们的东西在哪 Now, where's our stuff?
快还给我们 We want it back.
我才不告诉你呢 I'm not telling.
玛丽 别逼我问第二遍 Mary, don't make me ask again.
不然你能怎样 Or what?
干嘛 What?
你女儿失心疯了 我们想看电视 Your daughter lost her mind and we want to watch TV.
可是 戴尔要来我家 But... Uh, Dale's coming over.
-太好了 -我喜欢那哥们 - Great. - Love that guy.
我们得来谈谈 Okay, we got a problem.
我不知道你在 I don't know what kind of
经历什么宗教发疯期 religious gobbledygook you're going through,
但开始影响到我了 but it is starting to affect me.
-这事你也不无辜 -你说什么 - Your hands aren't clean in this. - I beg your pardon.
你的新朋友戴尔鼓励小乔治 Your new friend Dale is encouraging Georgie
沉迷金钱 to be obsessed with money.
你老公没本事赚钱 Your husband's no good at it.
你儿子会赚钱 你该烧高香才是 You ought to be happy your son is.
乔治也不是什么好东西 George is no prize either.
完全不考虑怎样对谢尔顿才有利 Not worrying about what's right for Sheldon.
那你觉得怎样对他才是好呢 Well, what do you think is right for him?
说实话 Honestly?
我不知道 I don't know.
我知道他待在高中很无聊 I know that he's bored in high school,
但他还这么小 怎么去上大学 but he's just so young for college.
但他们不是想办法安排乔治去那里工作来陪他吗 Well, it sounds like they're trying to set George up there for him.
我知道啊 I know.
可能问题在我身上 Maybe it's me.
可能我还不能接受我的小宝贝长大 Maybe I'm not ready for my baby to grow up.
没有当妈的能 No mother ever is.
我就想保护好我的家人 I just want to keep my family safe.
我知道 I know.
但迟早 你得放手让他们去飞 But at some point, you got to let them go.
然后有一天 如果你够幸运 And then one day, if you're lucky,
他们会搬到你家对面 they'll move across the street from you
彻底毁了你的生活 and absolutely ruin your life.
说真的 快把那几个电灯泡赶出我家 Seriously, get those people out of my house.
好 Okay.
最后 我妈让步了 Eventually, my mother relented
把东西都还给了我们 但做了一些小调整 and returned our things with a few minor adjustments.
《慕斯伍德帮》是什么鬼 What's The Moosewood Gang?
他们边学习与上帝有关的知识 边解开谜团 They solve mysteries while they learn about God.
真好啊 Great.
黑色安息日 《重生》
小乔治也拿回了音乐卡带 Georgie got his music back.
这是什么魔音穿脑啊 What the hell is this?
至于上大学的事 And as for college,
我爸妈经过一番讨论后 my mother and father discussed it
决定十岁还是太小了 and decided that ten was too young.
所以我直到11岁高龄才去上大学 So I didn't start till the ripe old age of 11.
与此同时 In the meantime...
教职工洗手间
我仍拥有那间完美洗手间的钥匙 ...I had the key to one sweet bathroom.
吐司烤箱
多功能烤箱
主啊 求你赐予我力量 Lord, give me strength.
对不起 上帝 我意志力薄弱 I'm sorry, God. I'm weak.