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《圣经》说过许多关于爱的事 The Bible says a lot about love.
"爱你的邻居" "Love thy neighbor."
"神爱世人" "For God so loved the world."
在《哥林多前书》中有写到 "爱是恒久忍耐 In First Corinthians, it says, "Love is patient,
爱是恩慈" love is kind."
但真正爱一个人代表什么呢 But what does it mean to truly love someone?
你们看 耶稣让我们看到... You see, Jesus showed us...
你看到了吗 You see that?
没 但你继续说 No. But keep talking.
为什么 Why?
因为我在偷偷拆开一个糖果 'Cause I'm trying to unwrap a candy,
我不想别人听到撕包装纸的声音 and I don't want anybody to hear.
为什么她可以吃糖 我也想要 How come she gets candy? I want candy.
为什么你不嘘他们 How come you're not shushing them?
嘘 嘘 Shh! Shh.
有时候爱是那些微不足道的东西 比如微笑 Sometimes love is about the little things. A smile.
关心别人那天过得好吗 Asking about their day.
写给别人鼓励的字条 Writing an encouraging note.
你帅炸了
看到没 他其实是在对罗宾说 See? He's talking about Robin.
谁啊 Who is Robin?
杰夫牧师的女朋友 Pastor Jeff's girlfriend.
妈撮合他们的 现在她觉得自己牛逼了 Mom set them up, and now she thinks she's cool.
嘘 不过的确是我撮合的 Shh. But I did set them up.
-牛逼 -来看看 - Cool. - So, let's see
耶稣对那有何看法 what Jesus has to say about that.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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翻译 杀鸡取卵赛太公 油腻希
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
校对 一人之境赛太公
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
后期 灰灰是菇凉 时间轴 加森
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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少 年
谢尔顿
第三季 第十一集
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
-谢谢你们今天来参加 -杰夫牧师 - Thanks for coming. - Pastor Jeff,
鸡死后会上天堂吗 do chickens go to heaven?
《圣经》里面对动物灵魂着墨不多 Well, the Bible doesn't say much about the souls of animals,
但我愿意相信神爱着所有生物 怎么啦 but I like to believe that God loves all his creatures. Why?
我爸爸想把玛蒂尔达吃了 My dad wants to eat Matilda.
没有听起来那么糟啦 It's not as bad as it sounds.
也就是她不能下蛋了 She stopped laying eggs,
所以就只能刀起鸡头落再送入油锅了 so it's off with her head and into the fryer.
我会为她的鸡魂祈祷的 Well, I will pray for her little chicken soul.
就祈祷她美味多汁吧 Just pray she's juicy.
库珀一家你们好啊 很高兴又见到你们 Hello, Coopers. Nice to see you, as always.
今天的布道很有爱啊 Lovely sermon today.
我无法确定 I wouldn't know.
你的声音被糖果纸包装与八卦所覆盖了 I couldn't hear over all the candy wrappers and gossip.
说多了 走吧 That's enough. Move along.
其实玛丽 方便借一步说话吗 Actually, Mary, can I speak to you for a sec?
没问题 我很快就过来 Sure. Um, I'll be right there.
你动作快点 我可不像错过比赛开球 Yeah, make it quick. I don't want to miss kickoff.
上教堂还得看橄榄球吗 Church and football?
幸好今晚有《60分钟》足以慰藉我心 At least 60 Minutes is on tonight.
美国老牌新闻杂志节目 品质精良口碑上佳
一切都还好吧 Everything okay?
一切都太棒了 Everything's wonderful.
我们尽量不要声张 但... We're trying to keep this quiet, but...
我们决定要结婚了 We have decided to get married.
天啊 Oh, my gosh!
我的老天 Oh, my gosh.
我们很希望能请你帮忙计划婚礼 And we were hoping that you could help us plan the wedding.
我的天啊 Oh, my gosh!
我又来了 真是对不起 I did it again. I'm sorry.
我会感到十分荣幸 Um, I would be honored.
就简单温馨那样就行了 Just something small and simple.
你们计划在什么时候呢 来年春天 夏天 So, when were you thinking? Uh, spring, summer?
下周日 Next Sunday.
很赶啊 That is soon.
你不会是... Uh, you're not...?
没有 No.
因为我们还没... 你懂的 Because we haven't, you know...
但我们很想要... But we would like to.
但我们不可以 因为我是牧师 But we can't 'cause I'm a pastor.
但我们结婚之后就可以了 But we can once we're married.
所以就周日吧 So Sunday it is.
-好的 -或者周六... - Okay. - Or maybe Saturday.
周六啊 那又更好了 Ooh, Saturday. Even better.
人家都等不及了 I cannot wait.
我也是 Me, either.
我人还在呢 Still here.
乔治 George,
你绝对不敢相信我得到了什么机会 you will not believe what I get to do.
什么 What's that?
帮杰夫牧师计划婚礼 Plan Pastor Jeff's wedding.
那可真是不错呢 Oh, isn't that nice.
这工作量十分庞大 Oh, it's gonna be a lot of work.
他们想在下周末就成婚 They want this done by next weekend.
怎么 牧师把人家肚子搞大了吗 What, he knock her up?
我是过来人啊 Been there.
没有 他信奉神 No. He is a man of God.
他在与人有神圣的婚姻后才能发生肉体关系 He cannot have a physical relationship outside holy matrimony.
难怪那么着急了 Oh, so that's the rush.
的确是啦 Well, yes,
但他们看起来十分热恋啊 but they also seem very much in love.
爱情多美好 Love is great.
总而言之 我最近会非常忙 Anyway, I am gonna be extra busy,
所以我需要你在家里多帮点忙 so I'm gonna need you to pick up the slack around here.
懂吧 You know?
照顾孩子们 The kids.
做饭 Making meals.
没问题 Sounds good.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
我需要你的帮忙啊 I need you to help out.
所以牧师想要爽一发 So, Pastor Jeff wants to get lucky,
却得是我付出代价吗 and I pay the price?
我是在请求你照顾你的孩子 I am asking you to take care of your children.
而我是问[请求]你 为啥不能叫你妈来干 And I'm asking you, why can't your mother do it?
乔治 George.
行行行 Fine.
刚才绝对是本场最精彩 That has to be the play of the game,
甚至是本季最精彩的一幕 maybe even the season!
我真不敢相信刚才看到了什么 And I can't believe what I just saw.
你爸爸不可以吃掉玛蒂尔达 Your dad can't eat Matilda.
他当然可以啦 他什么都吃 Sure, he can. He eats everything.
比利 她是你亲手养大的 Billy, you've raised her from a chick.
她就像你的孩子一样 She's like your child.
人怎么会让别人吃掉自己的孩子呢 You wouldn't let somebody eat your child.
我的孩子吃起来是鸡肉味的吗 Does my child taste like chicken?
比利 Billy!
米希 Missy!
许多发明改善了人类的生活 Many inventions changed people's lives for the better:
比如灯泡 小儿麻痹症疫苗 the light bulb, the polio vaccine,
还有一样没得到人类足够感谢的东西 and one that doesn't get enough credit,
家用录像机 the home video cassette recorder.
它虽然不能让人类免于一辈子坐轮椅 It didn't help keep people out of wheelchairs,
但他帮助我不用错过《星际旅行》 but it did keep me from missing Star Trek.
舰长日志 星历44307.3 Captain's log, stardate 44307.3.
我准备好要... I am preparing to...
《海滩游侠》
不要 No.
不要啊 No.
小乔治 Georgie!
小乔治 为什么在吕克·皮卡尔上校该出现的地方 Georgie, why are there bathing suit ladies
现在变成了穿泳衣的女人们 where Captain Picard should be?
小乔治 Georgie!
他不在家 怎么啦 He's not home. What's going on?
小乔治覆盖掉了我的《星际旅行:下一代》 Georgie taped over Star Trek: The Next Generation.
所以呢 那你看别的节目嘛 So? Watch something else.
我不想看别的 I don't want to watch something else.
我就想看《星际旅行:下一代》 I want to watch Star Trek: The Next Generation.
我也想替你感到难过啊 但我难过不起来 And I want to feel bad for you, but I don't.
电视台在休士顿 The television station's in Houston.
载我过去 我肯定他们有备份 Drive me there. I'm sure they have a copy of it.
我才不要开去休士顿 I'm not driving to Houston.
那我先警告你 我非常不高兴 Well, then, I should warn you, I am very unhappy.
行啊 Okay.
其实 本皇十分震怒 In fact, I am peeved.
好啊 Okay.
我十分想用力甩门 I would slam this door right now,
但那声音会吓到我 你就想象我甩了吧 but it would startle me, so just imagine I did.
行吧 Okay.
罗宾不能一起到场真可惜 I'm sorry Robin couldn't be here.
她在多倒几个班 She's working extra shifts
这样婚礼后就能多休几天 so she can take some time off after the wedding.
为了去度蜜月吗 真好 For a honeymoon? How nice.
你们打算去哪里 Where y'all going?
我们就没打算要下床啦 Oh, we don't really plan on leaving the bedroom.
我们有很多需要讨论的环节 Well, um, we have a lot to discuss.
喜宴 花 蛋糕 Reception, flowers, cake...
如我之前所说 我们就想要简单办一下 Like I said, we're just looking for something simple.
懂了 不要铺张 Got it. Nothing fancy.
就是高雅有格调 Just... elegant.
对 不过是要简单 骨感的那种格调 Right, but a plain, bare-bones elegance.
你打算邀请多少宾客 How many guests were you thinking?
不需要太盛大 毕竟我都是二婚了 It doesn't have to be big. I've been married before.
但人家罗宾没结过啊 But Robin hasn't.
而且你是我们的牧师 And you're our pastor.
教会的会众都会想来祝贺这特别的一天 Your congregation is gonna want to share in your special day.
这骨头真是越来越多肉多汁啦 Those bones are sounding less bare.
抱歉 Sorry.
你是要小小 优雅 Your small, elegant,
骨感 难忘 简单的大日子 bare-bones, unforgettable, simple, special day.
现在来讨论桌面摆饰 Now, let's talk centerpieces.
我所有的朋友都没有录那一集 None of my friends had recorded the episode.
我打给了丹 还有斯特吉斯博士 I called Tam. I called Dr. Sturgis.
他们是我所有的朋友 Those were all my friends.
出发 Engage.
《星际旅行》
勇踏入前人未至之电子布告栏境
幸好 拥有一个调制解调器让我拥有 Fortunately, having a modem granted me
一种方式来联系更好的那种朋友 access to an even better kind of friend:
也就是不需要见面或交谈的朋友 the kind you don't have to see or talk to.
你为什么要把会啄人的拉屎机器带进我们家 Why would you bring that pecking poop machine into our home?
为了救她一命 To save her life.
那我的生命呢 What about my life?
她又不会杀你 She's not trying to kill you.
是吗 那为什么她眼神中带有恨意 Oh, yeah? Then why was there hate in her eyes?
任何人看你都带有恨意 That's how everybody looks at you.
我准备好午餐啦 I got lunch!
爸 米希带了只鸡进我房间 Dad, Missy put a chicken in my room!
斯巴克斯家的人打算宰了她来吃 The Sparks were gonna kill her and eat her!
你们在搞什么鬼 The hell's going on?
你怎么能这样 How could you?
怎么了 What?
我好想念你妈妈 I miss your mother.
看看这些糖花 Would you look at these sugar flowers?
我忙着看他们的标价呢 I'm too busy looking at the price tag.
我了个老天鹅啊 Judas Priest.
再省也不能省蛋糕钱啊 Oh, you can't skimp on the cake.
这可是整个婚礼的焦点 It's the focal point of the entire wedding.
这样如何 我们买一堆巧克力馅饼 How about this? We get a bunch of Ding Dongs,
把它们排成爱心的形状 stack them in the shape of a heart.
大家都开心 Everybody's happy.
你不会想你老婆哪天翻看婚礼照片时 You do not want your wife to look back at her wedding pictures
看到一叠巧克力馅饼 and see a pile of Ding Dongs.
我都不确定她在不在乎这个 I'm not sure she's gonna care.
她会在乎的 She gonna care!
不过是也有价钱比较友善的蛋糕可以看看 But there are more affordable cakes here that we can look at.
谢谢 Thank you.
或许后厨有一些不新鲜的蛋糕 Maybe they have some stale ones in the back
可以让你买来让你的新娘失望 that you can disappoint your bride with.
好啦 老娘来了 All right, here I am.
是有什么紧急的事 What's the emergency?
谢尔顿在气小乔治 因为他覆盖了他的太空节目 Sheldon's mad at Georgie 'cause he taped over his space show,
但现在他躲进了车库里 but now he's hiding in the garage
因为米希把比利的鸡带回家了 'cause Missy brought home Billy's chicken.
而米希正躲在浴室里 And Missy's hiding in the bathroom
因为我买了炸鸡回家 'cause I brought home fried chicken.
祝你好运 Good luck.
别这样 帮帮我嘛 Oh, come on, help me out!
你打算做些什么来帮忙呢 What are you doing to help?
我这不是把您请过来了嘛 I called your ass over here.
玛丽人呢 Where's Mary?
在教堂忙着筹划杰夫牧师的婚礼 At church planning Pastor Jeff's wedding.
-她让你来管家吗 -是的 - And she left you in charge? - Yeah.
这决定蠢毙了 ‭Well, that was dumb.
-就是说嘛 -好 - Thank you. ‭- Okay.
我们分头行事 Let's split up.
你想处理活鸡还是死鸡问题 You want live chicken or dead chicken?
-就在那边 -你们好呀 - Right in there. - ‭Hi.
-你好 -嗨 - Hello. - ‭Hi.
再见啦 See ya.
鸡的问题我全包了 I'll take the chicken problems.
带女孩进卧室 Girl in bedroom?
就归你管咯 All yours.
你想试穿看看效果吗 Would you like to try it on?
不 我不是来给自己选的 Oh, no. I'm not here for me.
只是帮朋友选 Just helping a friend.
好可惜哦 Oh, too bad.
你穿上那件婚纱一定美极了 That dress would be stunning on you.
老娘一定会像公主一般国色天香 Oh, I would look like a princess.
你觉得这套怎么样 What do you think?
真帅气啊 How handsome!
感觉我面前站着的是007特工邦德本人呢 I feel like I'm in the presence of James Bond.
我是没有杀人的许可证啦 Well, I don't have a license to kill,
但我倒是有主持葬礼的执照 but I do have a license to officiate funerals.
我们要不要帮罗宾选几款婚纱 Should we pull some dresses for Robin?
估计要吧 那件怎么样 I suppose. How about that?
她一定不喜欢 继续看别的 Oh, she'd hate that. Keep looking.
开门 把那桶炸鸡也拿出来 Come on, and bring that bucket of chicken out of there.
不 我们不能吃炸鸡 No, we're not eating it.
万一它是玛蒂尔达的朋友呢 What if it was Matilda's friend?
宝贝 那只炸鸡来自肯塔基州 Honey, that one's from Kentucky.
它俩并不认识 They didn't know each other.
乔治 George.
你怎么还没进那间卧室 Why are you not in that bedroom?
我在思考该说些什么 Well, I'm just thinking of what to say.
他们可是猴急的青少年 They're teenagers.
你再拖久一点 他们都完事啦 If you wait any longer, they'll be done.
我先喝瓶啤酒 I'm just gonna grab a beer.
乔治 George!
小乔治 Georgie?
干嘛 What?
不准关门 Door stays open.
为什么 我们只是在听音乐而已 Why? We're just listening to music.
我的房子 我说了算 My house, my rules.
还有 别坐在床上 And don't sit on the bed.
那我们还能坐哪儿 Where are we supposed to sit?
总之 别坐床上就行 Just... not on the bed.
随便啦 Whatever.
他生气只是因为我们青春年少 而他已经人老珠黄 He's just mad 'cause we're young and he's not.
搞定 我叫他们坐地上 Done. I made 'em sit on the floor.
好睿智哦 没有人在地上被搞大过肚子呢 Smart. Nobody ever got pregnant on the floor.
-你和那男孩谈过那种话题了吗 -当然 - Have you had the talk with that boy? - Of course.
真的吗 你都说什么了 Really? What'd you say?
就是那些... You know, the stuff...
当爹的和儿子谈这种话题时会说的话 you know, a father says when he has a talk with his son.
老天爷 你有没有叫他做好保护措施 Good Lord. Did you tell him about protection?
-别闹 康妮 -这很重要啊 - Oh, come on, Connie. - Well, it's important.
万一他搞大那个可怜女孩的肚子 毁了人家一生呢 What if he knocks that poor girl up and ruins her life?
-你这是在指桑骂槐我吗 -看情况咯 - Is that a swipe at me? - Well, it depends.
你有没有搞大我女儿的肚子 毁了她一生呢 Did you knock up my daughter and ruin her life?
等等 我已经知道答案了 Wait. I know the answer.
告诉你一声 玛丽现在非常幸福 Hey, for your information, Mary is very happy.
罗宾穿上它会很美的 Robin's gonna look so beautiful in this.
你们的婚礼将会完美无瑕 Your wedding's gonna be perfect.
太好了 谢谢 ‭Great. Thank you.
她不用穿着她唯一穿得下的裙子 She won't have to go down to city hall
去市政厅办登记手续 wearing the only thing that still fits
就因为她拼命想隐藏被搞大的肚子 'cause she's trying to hide the fact that she's pregnant.
她会得到她梦想中的婚礼 She's gonna get the wedding of her dreams.
如果她哭脏了婚纱 If she cries on the dress,
我是不是就得买下来 do I have to buy it?
你知道要两个人才能怀孕的吧 You know it takes two people to get pregnant, right?
我知道啊 但小乔治知道吗 I know that. Does Georgie?
应该知道吧 我们家已经装有线电视了 Probably. We got cable now.
爸爸 Dad?
什么事 What?
玛蒂尔达是不是还在我衣柜里 Is Matilda still in my closet?
什么 What?
那就是"是"了 That's a "Yes."
厕所淹水了 The bathroom's flooding!
-出什么事了 -我把一根鸡腿冲下马桶 - What happened? - I flushed a chicken leg,
水就涌上来 流得到处都是 and water started going everywhere.
鸡的问题本来归你管的啊 Chickens were your job!
也许这是上天对我的惩罚 也许我是个坏人 Maybe I'm being punished. Maybe I'm a bad person.
还溅我嘴巴里了 That went in my mouth.
别过来 Stay back!
淡定 我们要送它回家 Calm down. We're taking her home.
去被屠杀 To be murdered.
好 玩得开心哦 Okay, have fun.
你们能不能小声点 Can y'all keep it down?
我有事要和你理论 先生 I have a bone to pick with you, sir.
我做错了什么 What'd I do?
你覆盖了我那集《星际旅行》 You taped over my Star Trek episode.
那又怎样 So?
现在我可能再也没机会看到了 So, now I may never get to see it.
如果是上下集怎么办 What if it was a two-parter?
我没看上集又怎么看下集呢 那是人间惨剧啊 I can't start a two-parter on part two. That's madness.
我还是走吧 I think I'm gonna go.
好吧 Okay.
你好 小姐[西语] Hola, senorita.
她是我西语课的同学 She's in my Spanish class.
我晚点再打给你 I'll call you later.
[西语] Te veo manana en la clase de español.
什么 What?
这句话意思是 "明天西语课上见啦" That means, "See you tomorrow in Spanish class."
我本来想问你周五的西语考试考得怎么样 I was going to ask how you thought you did on Friday's quiz,
不过现在看来应该是不咋地 but I'm guessing the answer is no bueno.
拜拜 Adios.
怎么了 ‭What?
真抱歉 I'm sorry.
这是你的婚礼 我却一直在说自己的事 This is your wedding, and I'm making it all about me.
是啦 不过没关系 No. I mean, you are, but it's fine.
只是 每个新娘都梦想自己走向圣坛结婚 It's just, every bride dreams of walking down the aisle,
而我却没那个机会 and I never got to have that.
还是在说你的事 行吧 Still on you. Okay.
不好意思 我不说了 I'm sorry. I'll stop.
虽然我现在看起来很帅气 但我仍是你的牧师 Hey, even though I'm looking fly, I'm still your pastor.
其实 Well...
不只是因为婚礼 it's more than the wedding.
一夜之间 我就变成了人妻和人母 Overnight, I became a wife and a mother.
我觉得自己错过了很多 I feel like I missed out on a lot.
有时主对我们自有其安排 Well, sometimes the Lord has his own plans for us.
这也许能安慰到你 我和罗宾经常谈起 And if it helps, Robin and I always talk about
我们有多羡慕你和你的家庭 how much we admire you and your family.
真的吗 Really?
你的婚姻初期也许有点不顺 Your marriage may have gotten off to a rough start,
但如果那是带领你走到今天的必经之路 but if that's what it took to get where you are,
也许一切上帝自有安排 maybe God knew what he was doing.
我说 You know what?
我们还是继续策划你的婚礼吧 Let's get back to planning your wedding.
不 你被开了 Oh, no. You're done.
你也许是个好妻子好妈妈 但你策划婚礼糟透了 You may be a great wife and mother, but you stink at this.
这也挺公平 That's fair.
我一定要聊这个吗 Do I have to?
你这苦逼的生活还想多加个孙子 雪上加霜吗 You want to add grandkids to this mess?
当然不想 God, no.
小乔治 我们得谈谈 Georgie, we need to talk.
又干嘛 What now?
你到现在这个年纪 身体会有... You're of an age where your body has...
各种冲动 urges.
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
小乔治 你得认真听 Georgie, you need to hear this.
我还得听你们俩说吗 From both of you?
那你想听谁说 W-Well, who do you want to hear it from?
谁都不想 但如果非选不可 我选你 No one. But if I got to pick, I guess you.
选得好 Good choice.
别忘了告诉他什么是花柳病 Don't forget to tell him about venereal disease.
接下来这段非常精彩 This next part's so great.
是的 长官 我知道此事 Yes, sir. I'm aware of that.
星舰学院吗 The Academy?
我刚收到恩桑姆卡舰队司令的消息 I just received a message from Admiral Nsomeka.
她希望你... She expects you...
这是什么情况 What's going on here?
卫斯理·克拉希尔刚被招收入星舰学院 Wesley Crusher was just accepted into Starfleet Academy,
他最后一个任务就是跟随皮卡德舰长 and for his final mission, he's accompanying Picard
搭乘穿梭机到潘托里斯五星进行外交 on a shuttle mission to Pentarus Five.
不 我是问你这位朋友是谁 No. I mean... who's your friend?
他不是我的朋友 他只是个陌生人 Oh, he's not a friend. He's a stranger.
我是在《星际旅行》电子公告栏上遇到他的 I met him on a Star Trek bulletin board.
我被小乔治覆盖了的那一集 He had a copy of the episode
他有备份 他带过来了 Georgie taped over and brought it here.
你好 我是内森 Hello. I'm Nathan.
恐怕我得请你离开了 内森 I'm gonna have to ask you to leave... Nathan.
好吧 Okay.
-但我要把录像带带走 -没问题 - But I'm taking my tape with me. ‭- That's fine.
-不行 我必须看完结局 -没有的事 - No. I need to see the end. - No, you don't!
有人收到吗 Does anyone read us?
我知道你妈会希望我 And I know your mom would want me
叫你等婚后再做那件事 to tell you to wait till marriage,
但我也知道 你八成等不及 but I also know... you're probably not going to.
你当年有忍到婚后吗 Did you?
重要的是 你和女孩子在一起时... The important thing is that when you're with a girl...
我们橄榄球实操练习时 You know how when we're running practice drills
都会戴上护具 保护双方球员 对吗 and we wear protection so both people are safe?
是的 Yeah.
就是这样啦 Well, there you go.
什么啊 What?
一回事 不过是戴在你们私处的"护具" Same thing, but with your privates.
-请你离开 -感激不尽 - Please leave. - Thank you.
卫斯理 Wesley,
我们会想念你的 you will be missed.
这结局太棒了 That was excellent.
是啊 一流 给老娘滚 Yeah, top notch. Get out!
好啦 我觉得我们谈得挺... Yeah, I think that turned out pretty--
这特么是谁啊 Who the hell is this?
他是内森 他去过四次漫展呢 This is Nathan. He's been to four Comic-Cons.
现在他要走了 And he's leaving.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
赶紧把你自己传送走 Beam your ass out of here.
是 女士 Yes, ma'am.
准备传送一人 One to beam up.
去物质化 Energize.
好吧 最后那部分并没发生 Okay, that last part didn't happen,
但要是真发生了 可就酷到没朋友 but, boy, would that have been neat.
酷到没朋友啊 That was so neat.
我忘拿录像带了 Forgot my tape.
去物质化 Energize.
我已经开始想他了 I miss him already.
杰夫里和罗宾在上帝面前 Robin and Jeffrey, by their solemn vows
自由许下庄严誓言 freely made before God...
杰夫牧师和罗宾警官终于举行了婚礼 Pastor Jeff and Officer Robin finally had their ceremony,
对他们是挺好 但我为此周六还得去教堂 which was nice for them, but meant I had to go to church
并被迫观看老年人接吻 on a Saturday and watch old people kiss.
你可以亲吻新娘了 You may kiss the bride.
A little less conversation - Elvis Presley
别伸舌头 别伸舌头 好吧 伸了 No tongue. No tongue. Oh, there it is.
他们急冲冲的 赶着去哪啊 Where are they going in such a hurry?
肯定是急着去撕开礼物包装 Probably to unwrap their presents.
反正有东西要被撕开咯 Something's getting unwrapped.
我说了吧 Told you.