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你能看到谢尔顿有颗乳牙 So, you can see that Sheldon has a baby tooth
-到现在都还没掉落 -这样不行吗 - that never fell out. - Is that a problem?
它会影响固齿的生长 而且... Well, it's gonna keep the adult tooth from coming down, and...
反正必须得拔掉 it's gonna need to be extracted.
他肯定不会乐意 Oh, he is not gonna be happy about that.
肯定不会高兴 No, he is not.
你确定不能就等它自然脱落吗 Are you sure we can't just wait this thing out?
它可能会害旁边的牙齿被挤得歪七扭八 It's gonna cause all the other teeth around it to come in crooked
然后你懂的 戴牙套会很贵 and, well, you know, braces can be expensive.
他肯定会很怕痛 He is gonna freak out about the pain
还有各种针头跟血 and the needle and the blood.
我也建议你跟他说的时候别提这些 Yeah, I wouldn't mention that stuff when you tell him.
不能你去跟他说得拔牙吗 Uh, can't you tell him?
我才不要当这个坏人 I'm not gonna tell him.
-但你是他的医生啊 -你还是他的妈咪呢 - But you're his doctor. - And you're his mommy.
所以我平常照顾他已经够头疼的了 Which means that I have to deal with him all the time.
-你就不能帮帮我吗 -不要 - Help me out here. - No.
好吧 那我们一起跟他说呢 Okay. Can we tell him together?
我不 No.
那这样 All right.
如果我免费把你的诊所联系方式 What if I put your business card, free of charge,
放进下期的教堂新闻报呢 in the next church newsletter?
谢尔顿 有个牙齿相关的事情跟你说 So, Sheldon, little bit of dental news.
你有一颗乳牙一直还没掉 You have a baby tooth that never fell out.
厉害 连我的牙都很顽固 Neat. Even my teeth are stubborn.
所以为了让你的新牙长得整齐 Anyway, in order for your teeth to come in straight,
得让鲍尔斯医生帮你拔掉 Dr. Bowers is gonna need to pull it out.
为什么不是他来通知我这件事 Why didn't I hear this from him?
我也想知道啊 I had the same question.
但是拔牙是个大手术 But a tooth extraction is a major procedure.
算不上啦 Not necessarily.
会流血吗 Will there be blood?
一点点 A little.
会有针头吗 Will there be a needle?
或许吧 但你不会感觉到痛 Maybe, but you won't feel it,
因为他会先麻醉你 'cause he's gonna put you under first.
麻醉我 用药吗 Put me under? With drugs?
危险程度又增加了 That's even more dangerous.
谢尔顿 很多人都拔过牙啊 Sheldon, lots of people get their teeth pulled.
不是什么大事 It's not a big deal.
别幸灾乐祸了好吗 Stop enjoying this.
-我错了 -你才不觉得呢 - Sorry. - ‭No, you're not.
的确是不觉得 No, I'm not. ‭
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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今天晚上这约会夜的情景 This is not exactly the date night I'd envisioned
完全不是我刮腿毛时预想的那样 when I was shaving my legs.
我就快好了 I'm almost done.
我们是老人好吗 We're elderly, you know?
正常来说 我们晚饭应该很早吃 If anything, dinner should be early.
我跟你说 等我弄完了 Well, I'll tell you what, when I'm finished,
我就立刻带你去最高级 I am gonna whisk you off to the finest--
也是本地唯一的一家中国餐厅吃饭 and the only-- Chinese food place in town.
英家餐馆吗 它家的玉米饼好怪 Ying's? Their nachos are weird.
不过呢 其实我们偶尔 I don't know, it's not a bad idea
出一趟梅德福晃晃也不错啊 to maybe venture out of Medford once in a while.
我们出去一整个周末岂不是更美哉 Even better, why don't we go away for the weekend?
别这样 你也懂我离开店里有多麻烦 Uh, come on-- You know how hard it is for me to get out of the store.
如果不能让别人代劳 What's the point of being the boss
那你这个老板还有什么好当头啊 if you can't get somebody else to do your work for you?
我或许可以让小乔治来代管吧 Uh, I might be able to leave Georgie in charge.
我孙子吗 My grandson?
是他没错 That'd be the one.
我很想出去玩 所以我就说"好主意"吧 I want to go, so I'm just gonna say "good idea."
你好啊 谢尔顿 有什么需要帮忙啊 Hi, Sheldon, what can I do for you?
你有任何拉梅兹呼吸法的书或影片吗 Do you have any books or videos on the Lamaze technique?
糟糕 是小乔治把女生肚子搞大了吗 Uh-oh. Georgie get that girl pregnant?
是我要用 我得去拔一颗牙 It's for me. I need to have a tooth pulled,
而我不想使用麻醉药物 以免影响我的大脑 and I'd like to do it without putting my brain on drugs.
好吧 Okay.
我看过打蛋进锅的拒绝毒品广告了 I've seen that commercial with the egg in the frying pan.
美国80年代知名的拒绝毒品广告 里面演示吸毒是把蛋[脑子]打入滚热的油锅[毒品]
非常有效果 Very effective.
毕竟我们这里是高中 ‭Well, since this is a high school,
所以图书馆书架上没有任何有关生育的书 we don't have material about giving birth on the shelves.
但是呢 But...
也毕竟这里是高中 since this is a high school,
我在柜台底下放了几本 I keep a few things here under the counter.
《掌握自己的生育过程》
太好了 Excellent.
我也会跟我哥说一声你这有 And I'll let my brother know,
免得哪天他出了什么"意外状况" in case he gets himself in a pickle.
你只是去拔个牙 又不是要生小孩 You're having a tooth pulled, not having a baby.
如果这招可以让从产道 If it can work for getting an eight-pound human
生出7斤的小孩不痛 那对拔颗小牙齿肯定有用 through a birth canal, it can work for a tiny tooth.
7斤吗 我这辈子永远也不要生小孩 Eight pounds? I'm never having kids.
有趣小故事 她最后生了4胎 Fun fact: she ended up having four.
如果哪天真的要生 我一定各种止痛麻醉全都要 And if I do, I'm taking any drugs they'll give me.
这点倒是真的 That part was true.
小乔治 Hey, Georgie.
我打算这周末带你姥姥出去玩 I'm thinking about taking your meemaw away for this weekend.
可以啊 我同意了 Okay. You have my blessing.
谢谢啊 我在想的是或许... Thank you. And I was wondering, maybe,
能不能麻烦你帮忙我照看店里 if you'd look after the store while I'm gone.
你是说要升我当主管吗 You saying I'm the manager?
不是啦 我是要你在我不在的这两天 No, I-I'm saying I want you to look after the store
帮忙我看个店 while I'm gone.
让我以管理人身份代管对吧 But in a managerial capacity.
你觉得你能搞定吗 You think you can handle it?
当然啦 我一定不会辜负你的期望 Yes, sir. I will make you proud.
太好啦 Great.
我能炒人鱿鱼吗 Can I fire people?
不能 No.
我工资会多一点吗 Can I get paid more?
不会 No!
那我好歹能换掉这里播的音乐吧 Can I at least change the music we play here?
我们这里放的音乐有什么问题 What's wrong with the music we play here?
没问题啊 只是有点老爷爷音乐 Nothing, it's just kind of grandpa music.
这音乐怎么就"老爷爷风"了 Well, how is this "grandpa music"?
你听这些歌吗 Do you listen to it?
听啊 Yeah.
你有孙子吗 Do you have grandchildren?
有啊 Yeah.
那你应该能猜到我接下来要说的了吧 Do you see where I'm going with this?
好了 谢尔顿 你准备好了吗 Okay, Sheldon, you ready?
不太 Not really.
我也跟你同感 Yeah, that makes two of us.
要不你们先进来吧 Why don't you guys come on back?
我看我就不进去了 You know what? I'm just gonna stay here.
我也不想进去碍手碍脚干扰你做事 Um, you don't need me getting in your way.
完全不麻烦 进来吧 Oh, it's no trouble at all. Come on.
我可以打毛线 不无聊 I've got my crochet.
-你得进来 -行 - You're coming. - ‭Fine.
你不用害怕需要打针什么的 So, you don't need to worry about needles
因为过程中我们会麻醉你 'cause we're gonna put you under for the procedure.
谢谢 不用了 麻醉有很多的风险 No, thank you. There are risks associated with anesthesia.
有意见随时可以说 Feel free to jump in.
还有什么其他的选择吗 Are there any other options?
他是也可以醒着拔啦 Well, he could stay awake for it,
不过我们得先让他注射麻药 but we'd have to give him novocaine.
不要打针 直接拔就行了 No needles. Just pull the tooth.
行啊 我就先跟你说 Okay. Just so you know...
我们会用到这个来拔 I'm gonna be using this.
麻醉吧 麻烦了 Drugs, please.
你常去这个赌场吗 You go to this casino often?
算吧 Kind of.
所以你别惊讶别人能够叫出我名字 So don't be surprised if everybody knows my name,
知道我喝酒习惯 或我幸运胸罩什么颜色 how I take my whiskey and the color of my lucky bra.
紫色 Purple.
不是 那是我的"性"运胸罩 No, that's my "get lucky" bra.
所以你爱赌哪种 骰子 轮盘 So, what are you into? Craps, roulette?
我这个人不是很爱赌啦 Well, not much of a gambler.
你刚把店交给小乔治管 这还不算赌徒吗 You just left Georgie in charge of your store, so... disagree.
他比你以为的还要聪明很多啦 Mm, he's a lot smarter than you think.
或许你比我以为的要笨许多 Maybe you're not as smart as I think.
如果你喜欢我纯粹是为了我的身子 我不介意 Well, if you like me just for my body, I'm okay with that.
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给 希望您对今天的购物体验感到满意 There you go. I hope you enjoyed your shopping experience.
-很满意啊 -我愿意为你转达主管 - I did. - ‭I'd let the manager know,
但主管已经知道了 因为我就是主管 but he already does, 'cause it's me.
我买了 I'll take it.
很高兴今天能为您服务[发球] It's been a pleasure to serve you.
您稍微悠着点 You might want to slow down.
我们店里可没有贩枪[肌肉]证 We don't have a license to sell guns in here.
开玩笑的 这里是德州[爱枪] 我们有证 Just kidding, it's Texas. We got them in the back.
好的 谢尔顿 我们会帮你戴上面罩 Okay, Sheldon, we're gonna put the mask on.
你就正常呼吸 然后从100数到0就行 Now you just breathe normally and count back from 100.
但是倒着数100太简单了 无法分散我注意力 But counting back from 100 isn't complex enough to occupy my mind.
又轮到你上场了 You're up again.
那你何不想一些更科学点的东西呢 Why don't you think of something more sciencey?
比如数π之类的 Like counting pi.
有这个东西的对吧 π That's a thing, right? Pi?
我不能倒着数π 他是个无理数 I can't count pi, it's an irrational number.
但我秉着你提议的这个精神 But I can embrace the spirit of your proposal
我可以计算统一场论 and calculate the matrix coefficients
所需要的矩阵系数 necessary for a unified field theory.
算吧 上家伙 Do that. Hit it.
在四种基本力中 Of the four fundamental forces,
最难统一的力是重力 因为... the most difficult to unify is gravity because...
谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
请上前来 Step right up.
透特
上前来获得面见透特的机会 Step right up for your chance to meet Thoth!
埃及神话中的智慧之神 The Egyptian god of knowledge.
祂有一切问题的答案 He has all the answers.
无论是多高深 No question too big
或是多浅显的问题 or small.
你好啊 年轻人 Hello, young man.
你有想问的问题吗 Do you have a question you'd like to pose?
有 但是在科学史上 I do, but nobody in the history of science
从来没有任何人能答出来答案 has ever been able to answer it.
那是因为他们没来问过透特神 Well, they haven't asked the great god Thoth!
请往这边走 Right this way!
提出你的问题 Ask your question.
你真的拥有一切问题的答案吗 Do you really possess all knowledge?
孩子 你只有问一题的机会 You only get one question, kid.
你确定你要问这个吗 You want that to be it?
不要 Oh. No.
我怎么样才能统一宇宙中的四种基本力呢 How can I unify the four fundamental forces of the universe?
总算问了像样的问题 Now we're talking.
要想统一引力 你首先必须先了解 In order to unify gravity, you must first understand
它是时空的一种弯曲变形 that it is a distortion of space-time.
引力 当然啦 Gravity. Of course.
睡着都会说话 我真是完全不意外啊 He even talks in his sleep. Why am I not surprised?
完全没感觉 这头盔就是这么赞 Didn't feel it at all. That's how good this helmet is.
你想来敲一下看看吗 Want to take a whack?
戴上试试 Try it on.
你想结账就来前台找我吧 I'll be up front when you're ready to buy it.
糟了 Oh, no.
靠 Damn it.
皇家赌场
双胞胎的生日26号 26 for the twins' birthday,
小乔治的生日3号 玛丽不会高兴 three for Georgie and Mary wouldn't like it
我用她生日来赌博的 所以就她生日13号吧 if I used her birthday for gambling, so 13 for her.
好吧 用我孙子的生日 我选黑色 All right. For my grandson's birthday, I'm gonna go black,
因为我不记得他生日了 'cause I don't remember.
停止下注 No more bets.
26黑色 26 black.
孙子们万岁 Hooray for the grandkids!
不管他们是哪一天出生的 Whenever the hell they were born! ‭
你想去酒吧喝一杯吗 You want to go to the bar?
不 我们好运当头 No, we've hit.
得乘胜追击 We gotta ride this out.
两个0 Double zero.
-好运到头了 -去酒吧 - Ride's over. - ‭To the bar!
我在哪 Where am I?
你死了 你现在是孤魂野鬼了 Oh, you died. You're a ghost now.
什么 What?
看谁醒啦 Look who's awake.
你感觉怎么样 How are you feelin'?
我做了个梦 I had a dream.
我解开了统一场论 I solved a unified field theory.
那很棒啊 Well, good for you.
但我不记得了 But I can't remember it.
你当时一直在咕哝 Well, you were mumblin' something
引力和基本力什么的 about gravity and forces.
你得说具体一点 You need to be more specific.
谢利 你当时只是胡言乱语 Shelly, you weren't makin' much sense.
妈妈 统一场论就是物理界的圣杯 Mother, a unified field theory is the holy grail of physics.
如能解开 那将是科学史上 Solving it would be the greatest breakthrough
最伟大的突破 in the history of science.
然而你却忘了 And you forgot it.
好搞笑 That's funny.
你好 鲍尔斯医生 我是谢尔顿·库珀 Hello, Dr. Bowers, it's Sheldon Cooper.
我需要你再给我开一些麻醉药 I need you to administer more anesthesia to me.
不 我牙齿没问题 No, I don't have a dental problem.
我只是需要再进入恍惚状态 这样我才能 I need to reenter a trancelike state so I can communicate
和知识之神透特交流 with Thoth, the god of knowledge.
但我认为物理界最伟大的发现 I would argue that the greatest discovery in physics
值得你丢掉牙医执照来换取 is worth losing your dental license.
你让黄页公布你家庭电话号码 Well, it's not my fault you let them
又不是我的错 publish your home phone number.
这是我在这里最喜欢的桌子 Well, this is my favorite table here.
当然了 你每次放下钱都能赢 Well, sure, every time you put down money, you win.
这感觉挺好 Oh, this is nice.
我真应该多离开店铺 You know, I really don't get away from the store enough.
你这把年纪了怎么还在工作 How come you're still workin' at your age?
我这把年纪是什么意思 What do you mean "my age"?
就是你已经很老了 I mean you're old.
我才不老 I'm not old.
我够老了 你比我更老 Well, I'm old and you're older than me.
这倒是真的 Yeah, that's true.
但我们老了也风韵犹存 But we make it look good though.
人可不要成为那种 You don't want to be that guy
临死前都还在工作的人 that just works till he drops dead.
也许你该退休了 I mean, maybe you should retire.
享受一下人生 Have a little fun.
我不是跟你来玩了吗 Well, I'm here with you.
这是个好开始 因为我可会享受人生了 That's a good start, 'cause I'm fun.
你当然是玩乐达人 Oh, man, you sure as hell are.
你知道什么会很享受吗 Hey, you know what'd be fun?
新奥尔良离这里只有一小时车程 New Orleans is just an hour away from here.
我感觉你会说出中听的话 Oh, I like where this is headed.
那里有24小时不打烊的婚礼教堂 And they got themselves a 24-hour wedding chapel.
什么 What?
不要 No!
不要是什么意思 What do you mean "no"?
我们处得很开心 而且我们都老了 We're good together and we're both old.
是你自己说的 That's what you said.
我们都还没对对方说过我爱你 We-we haven't even said "I love you" yet!
好吧 All right, fine.
那我爱你 I love you.
你... 你不打算回应吗 You... you're not gonna say anything back?
在这种情况下我当然不回应 Not under these circumstances!
该死 Ah, goddang it.
戴尔 Dale?!
我想报警 有人盗窃 I'd like to report a robbery.
我自报姓名前 你先告诉我 Well, before I tell you my name, is there any way we can do this
这事能不能不让店主知道 where the owner of the store don't find out?
因为他让我管事 我却闯大祸了 Because he left me in charge and I really screwed up.
至少四百美元 At least $400.
我知道很多钱 所以才说我闯大祸了啊 I know it's a lot. That's why I said I screwed up.
我得好好考虑一下 I got to think about this.
我回头打给你 I-I'll call you back.
如果我要重获 If I was going to recapture my insight
对统一场论的灵感 我需要设法 into a unified field theory, I needed to find a way
让自己回到意识改变状态 to put myself back into an altered state of consciousness.
印第安人的办法是 Native Americans would
在蒸汗帐篷里坐上数小时 sit in sweat lodges for hours to achieve this.
我只坚持了一分半钟 I lasted a minute and a half.
自我催眠也是 Self-hypnosis is another means
让大脑停摆的方法 of bringing stillness to the mind.
但有让你吓到心脏病发的风险 When it isn't giving you a heart attack!
中亚的回旋苦行僧 The whirling dervishes of Central Asia
会通过疯狂自转 employ a repetitive spinning technique
来进入恍惚状态 to achieve a trancelike state.
你没必要气呼呼走掉吧 You didn't have to storm off.
你这样好幼稚 You're being childish.
我不想结婚又怎么样 So I don't want to get married.
又不是针对你 It's nothing personal.
感觉就是针对我 Well, it feels personal.
我不是拒绝你 I'm not rejecting you.
我只是拒绝婚姻 I'm rejecting marriage.
安慰你一下 我不是第一次 If it helps, it's not the first proposal
拒绝别人求婚了 I've turned down.
这能安慰个屁啊 How the hell does that help?
我为你和你家人 After everything that I've done
付出了那么多 for you and your family!
你赏我外孙一份工作 我就得以身相许吗 You give my grandson a job, so I'm supposed to marry you?
就当我没求过婚吧 Well, you can forget I even asked.
在其他 After my other attempts
重返恍惚状态的尝试都失败后 to return to the trancelike state of anesthesia failed,
我转而求助于第一夫人南希·里根 I turned to something Nancy Reagan herself
叫我"坚决拒绝"的东西[毒品] told me to "just say no" to.
我选择的致幻物是... My mind-altering substance of choice was...
洋甘菊茶 chamomile tea.
这可不是你姥姥喝的那种老人助眠茶 But not your grandma's chamomile tea.
而是我自制的高度浓缩超级洋甘菊茶 A highly concentrated super chamomile of my own making.
整整30杯洋甘菊茶的舒缓效力 All the relaxing power of 30 cups of chamomile tea
蕴含在一茶匙的镇定神浆里 packed into a teaspoon of calming sludge.
里根夫人 抱歉我堕落了 Sorry, Mrs. Reagan.
美国前总统夫人南希·里根曾大力推行反毒运动
好了 大统一场论 Okay, grand unified field theory,
我来了 here I come.
没起作用啊 This isn't working.
我不同意 I disagree.
看起来效果奇佳呢 Seems to be working fine and dandy.
爱因斯坦先生 Mr. Einstein?
能跟您对话我很激动 I'm very excited to talk to you,
但我原本是希望 but I was hoping to hear
和埃及知识之神透特交流 from Thoth, the Egyptian god of knowledge,
那样他就能再教我大统一场论 so he could teach me the grand unified field theory again.
大统一场论啊 Ooh, the grand unified field theory!
哎哟喂 Well, la-di-da.
他在梦里告诉过我 但我不记得了 He told it to me in a dream, but I can't remember.
等一下 这位朋友 All right, hang on.
这么做还有什么发现乐趣可言 Where is the fun in finding things out
让一个长着鸟头的怪咖 if some joker with a bird head
直接告诉你答案 just tells you the answer?
但大统一场论能解释宇宙奥秘啊 But a grand unified field theory would explain the universe.
知道答案当然很好 Answers are all well and good,
但真正科学家喜欢的是追逐真相的快感 but a real scientist loves the thrill of the chase.
我说得对吗 霍金 Am I right, Hawking?
我同意 I would agree.
不过我也喜欢 I do also enjoy the thrill
用轮椅碾过气泡纸的快感 of rolling over bubble wrap with my chair.
戳破气泡纸的确很爽 对吧 It-it is fun to pop that stuff, isn't it?
-爽爆了 -但如果我永远解不开这难题呢 - So fun. - ‭But what if I never figure it out?
我也没解开啊 I never did
但我的科学贡献依然不可小视 and my scientific career is nothing to sneeze at.
-我也是 -同意 - Same here. - Agreed.
别看着我 Uh, don't-don't look at me.
我只开得起南斯拉夫车 I-I drive a Yugo.
所以你们都帮不了我吗 So none of you can help me?
我想我能帮你 I believe I can.
谢尔顿 如果让我在 Sheldon, if I was offered a choice
拥有所有知识和无尽追求科学真理中二选一 between all the knowledge of the universe or the endless pursuit of it,
我会选择追求 I would choose the pursuit.
非常深刻 That's very insightful.
等等 那不是他自己想的 Hold it, hold it-- he didn't come up with that!
他是盗用了戈特霍尔德·莱辛的话 He stole it from Gotthold Lessing.
戈特霍尔德·莱辛是谁呀 Who's-who's Gotthold Lessing?
他是18世纪的德国哲学家 He's an 18th century German philosopher.
你们能消停了吗 Now do you mind?
你们吵到我们女孩子玩乐了 We girls are trying to have some fun over here.
-抱歉 -对不起 辛蒂·劳帕 - Apologies. ‭- Sorry, Cyndi Lauper.
我们错了 Our bad.
我... 我喜欢玩乐 I-I like fun.
虽然我已经接受了 While I made my peace
我目前无法解开统一场论的奥秘 with not having the solution to a unified field theory,
但我的肠胃却接受不了 my intestines did not make peace
浓缩洋甘菊糖浆 with concentrated chamomile syrup.
惨了 Oh, dear.
爆厕警告 爆厕警告 Bathroom emergency! Bathroom emergency!
怎么回事 What the hell?
我明明锁门了 I locked this.
谁在里面 Who's here?
我要报警了 I'll call the cops!
是我而已 It's just me.
你怎么这么快就回来了 Why you back so soon?
不关你事 None of your business.
昨天店里怎么样 How'd it go yesterday?
本来挺好的 It was good.
后来就不好了 Until it wasn't.
什么意思 What do you mean?
我当时在帮客人 I was helping a customer,
我可能忘记关上收银机了 and I guess I forgot to close the register,
因为我回柜台后 发现钱都不见了 'cause when I got back to it, all the money was gone.
你逗我呢吧 Are you kidding me?
我闯祸了 I screwed up.
你报警了吗 Did you call the police?
我不想让警察来处理 I didn't want to get them involved.
但我会摆平的 But I was gonna make it right.
给你 拿去 Here, take it.
我们没事了吧 So we good?
你被炒了 You're fired.
真的吗 Really?
给我滚出去 Get out of my store.
现在就滚 Now.