《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
或许是时候暂停大学那边的课了 Maybe it's time to take a break from your college classes.
什么 为什么 我可是全满分 What? Why? I've gotten straight As.
我知道你的聪明才智足以应付大学 I know you're smart enough for college.
但我不确定你够不够成熟 I'm just not sure you're mature enough.
希望你知道你这是在破坏我们的关系 I hope you know you're jeopardizing our relationship.
我愿意冒这个险 I will take that risk.
你知道我迟早会缠到你答应的 You know I'll eventually wear you down.
走着瞧 我可坚定了呢 We'll see. I'm pretty tough.
我为你和你家人付出了那么多 After everything that I've done for you and your family.
你赏我外孙一份工作 我就得以身相许吗 You give my grandson a job, so I'm supposed to marry you?
就当我没求过婚吧 Well, you can forget I even asked.
糟了 Oh, no.
你被炒了 You're fired.
真的吗 R-Really?
给我滚出去 Get out of my store.
现在就滚 Now.
在每个年轻人的生命中 In every young man's life,
他们通往独立的道路上有着许多关卡 there are milestones along the road to independence.
打死生命中第一只虫子 Squashing one's very first bug.
处理自己的痛痛 Tending to one's own boo-boo.
别想了 细菌 你们带不走我 Not today, germs. Not today.
不靠他们的妈咪 自己做出最爱的餐点 And preparing a favorite meal without one's mommy.
你能拧开它吗 Can you open this?
我要做意大利面加热狗丁 I'm making spaghetti with hot dogs cut up in it.
你知道有一位女士会帮我们做吧 You know there's a lady that does that for us, right?
我知道啊 可是她现在不在 Yes, but she's not here right now.
这就是为什么我在看奥普拉 That's why I'm watching Oprah.
我要给大家分别介绍 I would like to introduce each
每一位少年忍者神龟 of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
我不是那天唯一想要展示独立性的人 I was not alone in asserting my independence that day.
这片热狗貌似也想要追求自由 This tiny slice of hot dog also seemed to yearn for freedom.
但有时候 But sometimes...
自由是有代价的 freedom comes at a cost.
以这次来说 In this case,
一片加工肉制品 a lowly disc of processed meat...
几乎要让我的家庭分崩离析 ...would nearly tear my family apart.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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这玩意儿它上哪去了 Ugh. Where the heck did it go?
家里还有别把手电筒吗 Do we have another flashlight?
有一片热狗滚到冰箱底下了 A slice of hot dog rolled under the refrigerator.
妈妈的床头柜里有一把手电筒 There's a flashlight in Mom's nightstand.
绝对的 兄弟 绝对的 Totally, dude. ‭Totally.
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加州理工大学 谢尔顿·库珀的父母 收
找到手电筒了吗 Find the flashlight?
找到了 Yes.
我还收到了一封来自加州理工的信 I also found this letter from Caltech.
妈妈为什么要把它藏起来呢 I wonder why she was hiding it.
那你读一下啊 So read it.
我不能 信不是写给我的 I'm not allowed to. It's not addressed to me.
管这么多干嘛 Who cares?
美国邮政是政府部门 The U.S. Postal Service is a government agency.
所有邮件是受联邦法律保护的 Mail is protected by federal law.
-那我来读 -别啊 - I'll read it. - ‭Don't.
如果你读了 那我也会变成共犯 If you do, I'll be an accessory to the crime.
有点意思 Interesting.
上面写什么了 What does it say?
别 别告诉我 No, don't tell me.
好吧 告诉我 不 别说 Okay, tell me. No, don't!
谢尔顿 如果你没读那封信 是我告诉你内容 Sheldon, if I tell you but you never look at it,
那你就没有违法 对吧 then you didn't break the law, right?
莫里斯莫里斯与约恩律师事务所 Law offices of Morris, Morris & Yorn.
我叫贾妮思 Janice speaking.
你好 我想跟莫里斯 莫里斯 或约恩说两句 Hello. I'd like to speak to either Morris, Morris or Yorn.
能请问是为了哪方面事务吗 May I ask what it is in regard to?
我刚才在切热狗时... Well, I was slicing a hot dog...
找我什么事 What's up?
不知道能不能麻烦你帮我跟戴尔美言两句 I was wondering if you could talk to Dale for me.
为什么 Why?
等等 Wait a minute.
他炒了你吗 He fired you?
对啊 Yeah.
在你把钱都补上后炒了 After you gave him the money back?
他没跟你说吗 He didn't tell you?
我们最近是处在不说话的一个阶段 We haven't exactly been on speaking terms lately.
我不知道是这样 I didn't know.
但我们马上要变成互吼的阶段了 But we're about to be on yelling terms.
好刺激啊 This is exciting.
所以如果我没有实际去读那封信 So if I don't actually look at the letter,
我在法律上就无罪是吗 legally I'm in the clear?
谢谢你 你的解答让我受益良多 Thank you. This has been very helpful.
如果未来你有任何物理方面的问题 And if in the future, you have any physics questions,
贾妮思有我的联系方式 Janice has my info.
米希 你可以合法地告诉我信里写了什么了 Missy, you can legally tell me what's in the letter.
你知道吗 See...
好玩的现在才开始 here's where it gets fun.
你不是吧 Come on!
巴拉德 Ballard's.
你他妈是哪里有毛病 What's wrong with you?!
抱歉 请问您是... I'm sorry. Who is this?
你想白眼我那是你的自由 You know, you can be mad at me all you want,
但是你别迁怒我外孙 but don't take it out on my grandson.
他让店里被人抢了钱 Well, he let the store get robbed.
他把钱都补上了 And he paid you the money back.
这不是应该的吗 Like he should've.
你知道吗 You know,
我本来真的开始为你难过了 I was actually starting to feel bad for you,
但现在完全不会了 and now I don't.
是吗 那感谢您的来电哦 Yeah. Well, thanks for calling.
说茄子 Say cheese.
茄子 Cheese.
现在可以跟我说信里写什么了吧 Now tell me what was in that letter.
-你这牛仔小丑公主脾气挺暴躁啊 -米希 - You're pretty cranky for a princess rodeo clown. - Missy!
加州理工想要你去他们那里就学 Caltech wants you to go to school there.
真的吗 Really?
它们想跟爸妈谈谈 They want to talk to Mom and Dad about it.
真不敢相信她会瞒着我这件事 I can't believe she would hide that from me.
随便啦 把你的鼻子装回去 Whatever. Put your nose back on.
我回来啦 I'm home.
你能解释一下这封信是怎么回事吗 Would you care to explain this letter,
我没读过 但是合法知道里面的内容 which I didn't read but legally know the contents of?
怎么样 Well?
你为什么去翻我的床头柜了 What were you doing, going through my nightstand?
你先回答我的问题 You answer my question first.
我是你妈妈 我不需要回答任何问题 I am your mother, and I don't need to answer anything.
你怎么可以瞒着我 How could you not tell me
加州理工想要我去那里上学的事情 that Caltech wants me to go to school there?
因为没有要让你去 所以无所谓 Because you're not going, so it doesn't matter.
所以这件事我说了不算吗 So I don't get a say in this?
其实真的不算 这就是为什么 Actually, no, which is why
信上是写了给谢尔顿·库珀的父母 that letter is addressed to the parents of Sheldon Cooper.
所以爸爸也对瞒着我没意见吗 So Dad was okay hiding this from me?
这个话题就此打住 We are done having this discussion.
给我回你的房间去 Go to your room.
你知道照片冲洗店几点关门吗 Hey, what time does Fotomat close?
我当时十分气恼我的母亲 I was angry at my mother
而且也需要知道更多信息 and needed more information.
虽然她叫我回房间 While she told me to go to my room,
但她没说我得待在里面 she didn't say stay there.
哎哟妈呀 我真喜欢漏洞 Boy howdy, I do love a loophole.
好的 谁比较性感 All right, who's hotter--
辛迪·克劳馥[名模]还是杰西卡兔 Cindy Crawford or Jessica Rabbit?
一个是人类 一个是卡通人物 One's a person, one's a cartoon.
而你泡不到任何一个 And you couldn't get either one of 'em.
-快回答 -老爸 - Now answer the question. - ‭Dad.
你跑来这里是在闹哪样 What the hell are you doing here?
我有事要跟你谈 I need to talk to you.
你是怎么找到我的 How'd you even find me?
你回家的时候身上有的又不是咖啡味 It's not like you come home smelling like coffee.
你想要干嘛 谢尔顿 What do you want, Sheldon?
我想知道为什么没人告诉我 I want to know why no one told me
有一封来自加州理工的邀请入学信 about this recruitment letter from Caltech.
让我看看 Let me see that.
来吧 把我灌醉 All right, let's get me drunk.
你好啊 吉文斯老师 Hi, Mr. Givens.
靠 不是吧 Aw, come on!
你怎么跟他在一起 Hey. What are you doing with him?
我不是让你回房间了吗 I thought you were in your room.
放心 我回过了 Oh, don't worry. I was.
我要跟你母亲谈谈 I need to talk to your mother.
-回你的房间去 -好 - Go back to your room. - All right.
这一次你得待在里面 And this time, stay there.
你要跟我说说这是怎么回事吗 You want to tell me about this?
这是几周前收到的 It came a couple of weeks ago,
反正又不可能让他去加州 and since there's no way he's going to California,
我就觉得没必要告诉他这件事 I didn't see the point in him knowing about it.
那你打算什么时候跟我说呢 And when were you gonna tell me?
这有什么所谓 What difference does it make?
上面写着的是谢尔顿·库珀的"父母" This says to the "Parents" of Sheldon Cooper.
没意外的话 这包含了我在内吧 Last I checked, that was me, too.
你不要把小事化大好吗 You are making a big deal out of nothing.
这对他来说很可能是天大的好机会 This could be a huge opportunity for him.
好歹应该让我知情一下吧 I should at least be told about it.
可以啊 你现在不就知道了吗 Okay, now you know.
你觉得这么大的决定你做主就行了是吗 You think you get to make these decisions all by yourself?
在这件事上来说 是的 In this case, yeah.
并不是 Well, you don't.
他不只是你儿子 他也是我儿子 He's not just your son. He's my son, too.
当他得水痘时 或者是每天早上给他做早饭时 He didn't feel like your son when he had chicken pox,
怎么就不来说他也是你儿子呢 or every morning when I have to make his lunch.
当我带着他去加州理工参观 Well, he felt like my son when I took him to Caltech,
他在那里令很多人惊艳时 他不是我儿子吗 where he clearly impressed a lot of people.
所以你就是想把我们的宝贝小儿子送走 So you just want to ship our baby boy off
让他去加州自己一个人自生自灭吗 to California to live by himself?
我只是想要参与跟他未来有关的决定 I want to be included in decisions about his future.
如果这代表着加州 那或许我会陪他去 If that means California, maybe I'll go with him.
他哪里都不许去 He is not going anywhere.
你有多远就给老娘去多远 You can go as far away as you want.
这样感觉好怪 This is weird.
我觉得挺好的啊 I think it's nice.
我们很少有机会单独聊天 We don't usually get to chat, just us.
好像吧 Yeah, I guess.
学校的一切都如何啊 How are things in school?
还可以 Fine.
棒球还玩得开心吗 Still having fun at baseball?
有喜欢的男生吗 So, any boys you like?
谢天谢地 Thank God.
你都上哪里去啦 Where have you been?
试着找份工作 但哪里都不缺人 Trying to find a job, but no one's hiring.
真遗憾 I'm sorry.
盛一盘坐下来一起吃吧 Grab a plate and sit with us.
我不饿 I ain't hungry.
我们刚才聊到哪了 So, where were we?
喜欢的男生 Oh. Boys.
小乔治 回来嘛 Georgie, come back.
我应该把信给你看的 I should've shown you the letter.
是的 你应该这么做 Yeah, you should have.
我本来也有打算之后给你看啊 I was going to eventually.
你说有就有咯 Sure you were.
应该让你知道... You should know...
不是只有加州理工这一所大学寄了信 Caltech wasn't the only school that sent one.
你在逗我吗 Are you kidding me?!
有一所在新泽西 Well, one was in New Jersey
还有一所远在德国 and one was all the way in Germany.
谁说他不能去新泽西上学的 Well, who says he can't go to school in New Jersey?!
我不知道 也许我们可以全家搬去新泽西啊 I don't know. Maybe we'll all move to New Jersey.
我们才不会搬去新泽西 乔治 We're not moving to New Jersey, George.
行呗 圣母玛丽[双关]发话了 Well, I guess Mary has spoken.
-别来这一套 -遵命 女王陛下 - Don't start in with that. - Oh, yes, Your Majesty.
是你害他们吵架的 你知道吧 You know this is your fault.
但偷看信的人是你啊 You're the one who read the letter.
是你去翻他们床头柜的 You went in her nightstand.
我只是想找手电筒 I was only looking for a flashlight.
妈妈把东西藏在那里又不怪我 It's not my fault Mom was hiding things there.
他们吵架是因为你是个怪胎 They're fighting 'cause you're a freak.
这就是你的错 That's your fault.
你明知道我是对的 You know I'm right.
这根本不是为了谢尔顿好 This isn't about what's best for Sheldon,
你只是在为自己考虑 this is about what's best for you.
你要去哪里 Where are you going?
我去睡沙发 To sleep on the couch.
宝贝 过来 Baby, come here.
我想要爸爸 I want Dad.
来 我陪你回床上 Come on, let's get you back in bed.
这些大学怎么会知道我的存在 How did these schools even hear about me?
如果用运动员来打比方 Well, if it's anything like sports,
就是有"星探"到处寻找人才 there's always recruiters looking for talent.
我那次去参观加州理工很开心 I really enjoyed visiting Caltech,
但普林斯顿也是很有趣的选择 but Princeton's an interesting choice.
爱因斯坦在那里教学过 Albert Einstein taught there.
哥们 这些名校对你有兴趣是好事 Buddy, it's nice all these schools are interested, but...
但加州和新泽西都很远 California and New Jersey are really far away.
现在你也不想让我去上大学了吗 Now you don't want me to go to college either?
我没这么说 我只是提出 I didn't say that. I'm just saying,
毕竟你年纪还小 我们得从实际角度考虑 given how young you are, we need to be realistic.
我最近可是自己照料了伤口 让痛痛飞走 I'll have you know I recently took care of my own boo-boo.
这句话虽然显得你很成熟稳重 And as grown-up as that makes you sound,
但你妈不会因此被说服 I don't think it's gonna convince your mother.
那怎样才能说服她 What will convince her?
我不知道 但你我联手 I don't know, but I'm sure between the two of us,
一定能想出个计划 we can come up with a plan.
你都能哄骗她嫁给你了 Well, you managed to get her to marry you,
你的确战绩辉煌 so you do have a track record.
好了 X代表你 Okay, the "X" Is you.
大学就是球门 College is the goal.
是什么挡在了你和球门线之间 What stands between you and the goal line?
-妈妈 -没错 - Mom. - ‭Exactly.
她是难缠的对手 She's a tough opponent,
所以我们必须放聪明点 设法绕过[说服]她 so we got to be smart about how we get around her.
这并不容易 Which won't be easy,
因为她队上有耶稣这员大将 because she's got Jesus on her team.
学得挺快啊 Boy howdy.
老天啊 Oh, my God.
你抽烟的吗 You smoke?
什么 才没有 What? No.
那你就是脸着火了 Then your face is on fire.
只抽这么一根 It's just the one.
我正深陷大烦恼 I'm going through a rough patch.
发生什么了 What happened?
书签从圣经里掉出来了 你忘记上次看到哪了 The bookmark fall out of your Bible, and you lost your place?
-不是 -你冰箱门上都摆满了 - No. ‭- You run out of room on your fridge
没地方放谢尔顿的完美成绩单 for Sheldon's perfect report cards?
别哭啊 Oh, hey, um...
我只是逗你 I was just kidding around.
我知道 I know.
不如你过来我家吧 Why don't you come over here?
真的吗 Really?
把那包烟也带来 And bring the pack.
我们进鸡舍 那里不会被上帝发现 We'll go in the chicken coop, where God can't see us.
我们一致同意 你要想上大学 So, we agree that the only way this is gonna happen right now
就得上本地的大学对吧 is if you stay local.
我以后还是能离家去读研究生的 I can always go away for grad school someday.
而且说实话 我情感上还不够成熟 And truth be told, I don't have the emotional maturity
无法独力打死咬我的虫子 to squish my own bugs.
总之 我们就剩下最大的问题 Anyway, that leaves us with the big question:
如何说服你妈 how do we get your mom on board
让你去读斯特吉斯教学的大学 with you going where Sturgis teaches?
你当年是怎么说服她嫁给你的 Well, how did you get her to agree to marry you?
那一招不好使了 她现在戒酒了 Oh, that won't work. She doesn't drink anymore.
乔治生我的气 So, George is mad at me,
谢尔顿也生我的气 and Sheldon is mad at me, and...
而且老实说 我也很气我自己 honestly, I'm mad at me, too.
你能不能放过自己啊 Will you please give yourself a break?
你为那个家付出了那么多 All that you do for that family...
我很意外你撑到现在才崩溃 I am surprised you didn't crack years ago.
你怎么处理这些问题的 How do you handle it all?
我现在坐在鸡舍喝兑了果汁的红酒 I'm sitting in a chicken coop drinking a wine cooler
大早上11点 所以显然我处理不了 at 11:00 a.m.-- clearly, I don't.
谢尔顿和上大学这事真是愁死我了 Shelly and this college stuff is killing me.
我从没读过大学 I... I never went to college.
我怎么帮他准备好啊 How can I prepare him?
玛丽 如果那孩子聪明到 Mary, if that kid is smart enough
已经有大学想招收他 to have colleges wanting him already,
他就一定有足够智慧自己想明白 he's got to be smart enough to figure it out.
也许吧 Maybe.
但听到他说想离家 还是很心痛 It still hurts to hear him say he wants to leave.
那肯定的 I bet.
然而 On the other hand,
我还担心我家比利永远无法离巢独立 I'm worried my Billy will never be ready to leave.
他以后一定能的啦 Oh, of course he will.
靠 Damn.
抽烟 喝酒 撒谎 Smoking, drinking, lying.
今天你罪孽深重啊 You're covering all the sins today.
这酒真难喝 Mm. This is terrible.
准备好了吗 You ready?
好了 Yes.
好 开录 Okay, we're rolling.
你好 妈妈 我想陈述一下 Hello, Mother. I'd like to present my case
为何你应该准许我明年去东德州理工上学 as to why I should be allowed to go to East Texas Tech next year.
我会尽量说得简单易懂 帮助你理解 And I'll keep it simple so you don't get confused.
停 Stop.
是我牙齿卡到菜渣了吗 Something in my teeth?
我给你拿了零食 I brought you a snack.
谢啦 Thanks.
我不知道你昨晚有没有听见 So, I don't know if you heard me and your father
我和你爸在争论 having a disagreement last night...
"争论"吗 A "disagreement"?
好吧 是小口角 Fine. A spat.
行 我承认是大吵一架 Okay, a fight.
我就想告诉你 你不需要担心 I just want you to know that you do not need to worry.
很难不去担心啊 It's kind of hard not to.
有时爸妈就是会吵架 Uh, sometimes moms and dads have fights,
但那不代表他们的矛盾不会解决 but it doesn't mean that they don't work things out.
那你们解决了没 Did you work it out?
我们回来了 We're home.
吃你的曲奇 Eat your cookies.
你们怎么那么晚才回家 Why are you so late?
谢尔顿 Sheldon?
我录了一段陈述 详细阐明了 I've put together a presentation detailing the reasons
为什么应该准许我去上大学 why I should be allowed to go to college,
希望你能持开明的态度来观看 and I'd like you to watch it with an open mind.
我能做到 I can do that.
很好 Excellent.
姥姥来了吗 Is Meemaw here?
我闻到烟味儿 I smell cigarettes.
谢谢你给我机会为自己辩护 Thank you for this opportunity to plead my case.
我还想感谢我的摄影师兼司机 爸爸 And I'd like to thank my cameraman and driver, Dad.
我连副导演都不是吗 What, I'm not even, like, assistant director?
你想多了 No.
请坐好观看 Sit back, enjoy.
你好 我是谢尔顿·库珀 Hello. I'm Sheldon Cooper,
欢迎收看《谢尔顿·库珀为何该去上大学》 and this is Why Sheldon Cooper Should Go to College.
我明白此时去另一个州或国家上大学 I realize attending college in another state or country
是不现实的 is unrealistic at this time.
所以我提议我住在家里 Which is why I'm proposing that I live at home
但去东德州理工继续师从斯特吉斯博士 but enroll full-time to continue my studies
就读全日制本科 with Dr. Sturgis at East Texas Tech.
东德州理工
我坚信我已经准备好进入学术生涯的 I firmly believe that I'm ready for this next step
下一阶段 in my academic life.
但不只我自己这么认为... But don't just take it from me...
他准备好了 秋天 不 现在就好走不送 He's ready. In the fall, now, just let him go.
求你发发慈悲 Please.
我已经没什么能教给谢尔顿的了 I don't think I have anything left to teach Sheldon.
我很肯定他已经比我还聪明了 I'm pretty sure he's already smarter than me.
此话不假 It's true.
老实说 Honestly...
教导谢尔顿是我做过最难的任务 teaching Sheldon is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
我不是因为他难搞才这么说 And I don't say that because he can be a pain.
而是因为他非常聪明 I say that because he's so intelligent,
我为了赶上他必须每晚不断学习 I had to study every night just to keep up.
我会想念他的 I'm gonna miss him.
谢尔顿这样的学生 A student like Sheldon comes along...
百年难得一见 once in a lifetime.
他离开后 我们学校将不复以往 This school is not gonna be the same without him.
但我知道他会闯出一番成就的 But I know he's gonna do great things.
我很荣幸曾做出过些许贡献 And I'm honored to have been a small part of it.
我可以凑路费 亲自帮他搬行李去宿舍 I'll chip in for gas money. I'll move him into his dorm.
无论你们需要什么 What-Whatever you need.
拜托务必让他离开 Let's make it happen.
你好 玛丽 Hi, Mary.
我知道这对你来说一定是个艰难的决定 I know this must be a hard decision for you.
我不能指点你该如何养育你的孩子 I can't tell you how to parent your child.
我自己并无子嗣 I don't have children.
但是 But...
我能告诉你 I can tell you...
在我纵横学术界这多年来 that in all my years in academia,
我从没见过谢尔顿这样的天才 I've never seen a mind like Sheldon's.
他非同凡响 He's truly extraordinary.
如果你让他来这里上学 And if you let him come here,
我保证我们会照顾好他 I promise we'll take good care of him.
谢尔顿·库珀 Sheldon Cooper,
准备好上大学 改变世界了 ready for college, ready to change the world.
停 Cut.
如果这都不能说服她 我就真不懂她是哪根筋没搭对了 If that doesn't convince her, I don't know what her problem is.
怎么样 Well?
让我和妈妈谈谈好吗 Why don't you let me and your mom talk.
好吧 All right.
怎么样 Well?
我们的宝贝要去上大学了 I guess our baby's going to college.
差点把我逼疯 Whew. That was driving me crazy.
谢谢你助我得到读大学的机会 Thank you for getting me into college.
准备好了吗 You ready for this?
走吧 Let's go.
你先请 After you.
哎呀这么客气 谢谢 Ooh. Why, thank you.
我靠 Oh, dang!
-漂亮 -老娘可不是第一次砸鸡蛋 - Nice! - ‭It ain't my first egging.
砸得好 Whoo! Good one!
我也不是第一次 Ain't mine, either.
竟敢炒我外孙鱿鱼 回敬你臭鸡蛋 Here's for firing my grandson.
混蛋 Jackass!