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谢尔顿·库珀童年时期的前五大新闻消息来源 Sheldon Cooper's top 5 Sources of News from my Childhood.
第五名 Number five:
《星际旅行》粉丝俱乐部杂志 Star Trek Fan Club Magazine.
主角群之一 饰演医官
妈妈 德福雷斯特·凯利最爱的一集是第3季第12集 Mom, DeForest Kelley's favorite episode is "The Empath."
好棒好棒 Good to know.
第四名 睿侠电器行买到的气象盒 Number four: the Weather Cube from RadioShack.
湿度是90% The humidity is 90%
露点是26.3摄氏度 with a dew point of 79.5 degrees.
妈妈 Mom!
露点是26.3摄氏度 The dew point is 79.5 degrees.
好的 Okay.
第三名 Number three:
《PBS新闻一小时》 The MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour.
这主题曲真的是赞 Such a great theme song.
第二名 Number two:
酒过三巡的姥姥 Meemaw after a few beers.
虽然废了点时间 但我们把保龄球队的 It took a while, but we finally picked a new name
队名给定下来了 叫鸡飞"蛋"打母老虎 for my bowling team: The Ball Busters.
妈妈 Hey, Mom.
你猜姥姥的保龄球队叫什么名字 叫"鸡飞蛋... Guess what Meemaw named her bowling team? The Ball...
而我童年时期第一名的新闻消息来源是 And the number one source of news from my childhood:
蒸汽爱好店
火车新闻
小火车店的公告板 the bulletin board at the train store.
孤星州火车博物馆诚征自愿者
在充满小火车的商店里张贴的火车新闻 News about trains in a store full of trains.
美滋滋 Yummy.
这么重要的事《PBS新闻一小时》怎么没报 How did this not make The MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour?
火车博物馆在找讲解员 The train museum's looking for a docent.
什么是讲解员 What's a docent?
就是博物馆里给人讲解展品的人 It's a person in a museum who gives information on the exhibits.
你觉得他们会要你这个年纪的人吗 Do you think they'd let someone your age do that?
有何不可 我可是有高中毕业文凭 Why not? I have a high school diploma.
的确 True.
我比任何人都懂火车 I know more about trains than anybody.
对的 True.
而且我有强大无比的软磨硬泡绝技 And I have the unique ability to wear people down until I get my way.
太对了 So true.
你好 我看到你们在找讲解员 Hello. I understand you're looking for a docent.
我目前11岁 但我告诉你们 I'm 11 years old, but you should know
我已经有高中文凭 I have a high school diploma
而且我比任何人都懂火车 and I know more about trains than anybody.
感觉你的语气还是有些迟疑 You still sound on the fence.
是时候用出我的独门绝招了 It was time to break out my unique ability.
让我跟你说说我拥有的每一台模型火车 Let me tell you about every model train I own
以及它们对我都有什么意义 and what each of them means to me.
我所拥有的第一个火车头是... The first locomotive I ever received...
你想不到吧 在短短47分钟后 Wouldn't you know it, 47 short minutes later,
我得到了这份工作 I got the job.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
第四季 第二集
-你把球鞋放到车上了吗 -放了 - You put your cleats in the truck? - ‭Yep.
我们该赶紧出发了 车程挺长呢 We should hit the road soon. It's a long drive.
-好 -我帮你们午餐都准备好了 - Okay. ‭- I got your lunches here.
有多放水果卷糖吗 Extra Fruit Roll-Ups?
你们一人两个 谢谢 You each got two. ‭Thank you.
谢谢您 Thank you.
-比赛是几点开始 -12点半 - What time is the game? - ‭12:30.
为什么大家都在聊棒球 Why are we talking about baseball
而不是我即将开始的讲解员生涯 and not my impending docent-hood?
谁想告诉他是因为很蠢 Who wants to tell him it's stupid?
-别闹 -他们为什么要你穿这么傻的制服啊 - Leave it alone. - ‭And why do they make you wear that goofy costume?
傻了吧 不是他们要求 是我自己穿的 Ha. They don't. This is all me.
你今天都有些什么事要忙呢 What do you got going on today?
要洗衣服 Ooh, laundry,
买菜 吸地板 grocery shopping, vacuuming.
说不定兴头来了还会去擦相框的灰呢 I might go nuts and dust the picture frames.
真好 每个人都能做自己"爱做"的事 Well, nice. Everybody's doing something they love.
谢尔顿 你确定吗 Sheldon, you sure about this?
确定 不要切边 Yes, leave the crusts on.
我现在可是个讲解员 I'm a docent now.
谢谢你带我来 Thanks for bringing me.
孤星州火车博物馆
好歹强过大老远载米希去打比赛 Hey, it got me out of driving all the way to Missy's game;
尚未开门
是我该谢你 I should be thanking you.
我幼小的指关节可能不够力 My little knuckles might not be cutting it.
要不你试试看 Would you give it a go?
行 Sure.
怎么样 How's that?
用了4个关节 勇士 Four knocks. Bold.
两位好 Hello, hello.
自愿讲解员谢尔顿·库珀前来报到 Volunteer docent Sheldon Cooper reporting for duty.
请上车 Welcome aboard.
一上来就用火车术语 好现象 Train nomenclature right out of the gate. Promising.
我喜欢你的列车长制服 I like your conductor's uniform.
常言道"做什么工就穿什么装" You know what they say. Dress for the job you want.
我也会拿到一个"请问我"的徽章吗 Do I get an "Ask me" button, too?
感谢你的提问 没错 你会有 Well, thank you for asking, and yes, you do.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
你看到那个铃了吗 Do you see that bell?
那来自德州与新奥尔良线火车头701号 That's from Texas and New Orleans locomotive number 701.
我很乐意多跟你分享知识 但你还没有 I'd tell you more, but you haven't contributed
往乐捐箱里投钱 the suggested donation.
701号火车头是在1930年由鲍尔温机车厂所建造 Number 701 was built in 1930 by the Baldwin Locomotive Works.
是4-8-4级GS-1过热蒸汽火车头 有7... It was a superheated 4-8-4 class GS-1 with 7...
我想把善款拿回来了 I want my money back.
给你 Here you go.
谢谢 Thank you.
我知道你4点时得来接我 I know you're supposed to pick me up at 4:00,
但我有可能以后就住这里了 but I may live here now.
圣诞节别忘了给我发贺卡 Send me a Christmas card.
挺庆幸妈妈没有来 I'm glad Mom didn't come.
为什么 Why's that?
这样我就能在投手丘上吐口水了 I can spit when I'm on the mound.
你今天想怎么吐就怎么吐 You can hock up anything you want today.
不是让你在这吐啊 Not here.
我们得停一下 我要尿尿 We need to stop so I can pee.
我不是出门前让你先去上厕所了吗 I told you to pee before we left the house.
那都1个半小时前了 That was an hour and a half ago.
你不能憋着吗 Can't you hold it?
虽然我能像个爷们般吐痰 I may spit like a man,
但我还是只有小女孩的膀胱 but I have the bladder of a little girl.
我去上班啦 I'm going to work.
好 工作愉快 Okay, have fun.
你什么时候会回来 What-what time do you think you'll be back?
晚饭前 Before dinner.
到时候见啦 See you then.
我的假日终于开始啦 And my day off begins.
有问题的话你都可以问我 Just let me know if you have any questions.
这个制造厂铭牌很棒啊 This is a very nice builder's plate.
你怎么知道它是不是赝品呢 How can you be sure it's not a replica?
这是个好问题 Now, that is a great question.
谢谢 我也知道这题的答案 你知道吗 Thank you. I also know the answer. Do you?
它... 的背后有锈跟煤灰 Well, there's, uh, rust and soot on the back of it
都是从它还在引擎烟箱上时留下来的 from when it was mounted to the engine's smokebox.
非常好 Very good.
1937年的圣达菲柴油火车 Ah, the 1937 Santa Fe diesel.
我一直很喜欢它的涂装色调 I've always loved that paint scheme.
不知道这个色调有没有名字呢 I wonder if they had a name for it.
叫猫胡须 Cat's Whiskers.
-答对 -真棒 两题全对 - Correct. - Ha! Two fo two.
你知道"火车"这个词 Did you know that the word "Train"
语源是来自法文动词 comes from the French verb trainer,
意思是指拉或拖 which means to draw or drag?
哇 我刚才学到新知识了呢 Well, I just learned something.
如果你喜欢学习知识 Well, if you enjoy learning things,
那我们可是上了友谊的快道 then you and I are on the fast track to friendship.
说到快道 Speaking of fast tracks,
日本的子弹列车 或者说"新干线" the Japanese bullet train, or Shinkansen...
准备好走了吗 Ready to roll?
不太 Not really.
怎么啦 What's wrong?
发生了 It happened.
发生了什么事情 What happened?
女孩子都会发生的那个事情 That thing that happens to girls
就是从女孩变成女人的那件事 when they're becoming young ladies.
什么 现在吗 What? Now?
我也不乐意好吗 I'm not happy about it, either.
我们该回家吗 Should we go home?
我一个小时后得上场投球 I'm pitching in an hour.
你觉得那是什么好主意吗 I-- you think that's a good idea?
你是不是该躺下休息 Maybe you need to lie down.
我才不需要躺下休息 I don't need to lie down.
行吧 或许我需要躺下 Okay, well, maybe I need to lie down.
我们现在先去找个付费电话打给你妈妈 Okay, we're gonna find a pay phone and call your mother.
她现在又不在这里 她能干嘛 She's not here right now. What can she do?
但我也不知道该怎么办啊 Well, I don't know what to do.
我们现在去找个药店买我需要的东西 We're gonna go to a drugstore and get what I need.
去药店 Go to a drug store.
可以 这个我可以做到 Okay, I can do that.
深呼吸 我们能一起度过这个难关 Breathe. We're gonna get through this.
马上到开门的时候了 It's almost opening time.
能让我负责翻牌吗 Can I flip the sign?
你去吧 Have at it.
5 4 Five, four,
3 2 1 three, two, one.
我们正式开门迎接客人 We're officially open for business.
发展有点令人扫兴 Anticlimactic.
揍他 达登 揍他 Get him, Dalton. Get him.
玛丽·库珀 你在做什么 Mary Cooper, what are you doing?
没什么 Nothing.
你为什么在看《威龙杀阵》 Why are you watching Road House?
你怎么没在上班 Why aren't you at work?
我先问的你先答 而且我的问题有趣多了 I asked you first, and my question is way more interesting.
刚好电视在播嘛 It was just on.
我都不知道那是在播什么 I don't even know what that is.
那你怎么会知道他名字叫达登 Then how'd you know his name's Dalton?
我不用跟你解释什么 I don't have to explain myself to you.
这部电影可是挺"脏"的呢 This is a pretty dirty movie.
你怎么会知道 这可是成人级电影 How do you know? It is rated R.
内含暴力 脏话与性爱画面 For violence, language and sexual content.
你该为自己感到羞愧 You should be ashamed of yourself.
长角药店
没什么好羞愧的 Nothing to be embarrassed about.
这是自然生理现象 很正常会发生 It's perfectly natural. Perfectly normal.
爸爸 我知道 Dad, I know.
我是在对我自己说 I'm telling myself.
你需要多少钱 How much money you need?
我才不要进去买 你去买 I'm not going in there. You are.
你为什么不能去 这很丢脸耶 Why can't you go? It's embarrassing.
你刚刚才说不需要羞愧 You just said it wasn't embarrassing.
我说谎了 其实会 Well, it is and I lied.
抱歉打扰了 Excuse me.
您好 欢迎来到孤星州火车博物馆 Hello. Welcome to the Lone Star Train Museum.
我是自愿讲解员谢尔顿·库珀 I'm Docent Sheldon Cooper.
如果你有任何问题... [问我] If you have any questions...
你知道洗手间在哪里吗 You know where the bathroom is?
我知道 你得先呜呜向前走 Indeed I do. You'll want to chug along
经过我们1928年的 past our authentic 1928
南太平洋日落限量版汽笛真品 Southern Pacific Sunset limited whistle,
然后继续经过我们的售票员制服 then keep going past our conductor's uniform,
那是在德州与太平洋铁路的火车上穿过的 which was worn on the Texas and Pacific Railway.
然后你就会遇到... Then you'll come upon...
孩子 我得撒尿 Son, I have to take a leak.
-就在后面 -谢谢 - It's in the back. - Thank you.
我们的厕所能冲水 不像1889年之前的火车厕所 And our toilets flush, unlike the ones on trains before 1889.
这是真正的火车铃 This is a genuine locomotive bell
来自德州与新奥尔良701号列车 from Texas and New Orleans number 701.
想要使它发出最纯净的声音 需要特殊手法 Now there's a proper technique to make the purest sound.
大部分人不知道该怎么做 Most people don't know how to do that.
但你们很幸运 因为本才子知道 But you're in luck, because I do.
如果你们想了解更多关于棉花带区域的信息 You want to know more about the Cotton Belt,
可以看这本小册子 there's plenty in here.
但那本小册子里的内容不可信啊 Although the facts in that brochure are suspect.
谢尔顿 这本... Sheldon, I, uh,
这本册子是我写的 I wrote this brochure.
虽然南太平洋运输公司的起源可追溯到1848年 While the origins of the Southern Pacific go back to 1848,
但这家公司直到1865年才正式成立 the company wasn't formally started until 1865.
还有 你重印之前 我们该讨论下字体 And before you reprint these, we should talk fonts.
看见没 诀窍就在手腕 See? It's all in the wrist.
早期火车使用跌水槽厕所 And early trains used the drop chute toilet,
也叫漏斗厕所 说白了就是个坑... also called the hopper toilet, which was really just a hole...
听这仙乐一整天都不会腻 对吧 Couldn't you just listen to this all day?
你看了多少遍《威龙杀阵》 So how many times have you seen Road House?
不好意思 我听不见 Sorry, can't hear you.
比五遍多还是少 More or less than five?
因为那就是我看过的次数 'Cause that's how many times I've seen it.
如果你不立刻停止这个话题 That's how many years you're gonna be grounded
你就会被禁足五年 if you don't drop it right now.
老爸知道你喜欢这个电影吗 Does Dad know you like this movie?
不知道 他也永远不会知道 No, and it is gonna stay that way.
-为什么 -因为这不是我该看的 - Why? - Because it is not something I should be watching.
那你为什么要看 Then why are you watching it?
这是种负罪快感 你能别说这个了吗 It is a guilty pleasure, so will you drop it now?
淡定啦 Relax.
我不会告诉别人 I ain't gonna tell nobody.
谢谢 Thank you.
我觉得你喜欢这电影很棒啊 I think it's awesome you like it.
达登很酷 It is pretty cool how Dalton
他没有把他的奔驰开去酒吧 doesn't drive his Mercedes to the bar
因为他知道会被他们弄坏 'cause he knows they're gonna trash it.
达登可不笨 Dalton's no dummy.
他机智得很 No, sir.
就在那边 二号过道 It's right over there in aisle two.
今天需要的东西都找到了吗 Find everything you need today?
应该吧 Yeah, think so.
卫生巾
日用棉条
你不知道自己在干什么 对吧 You don't know what you're doing, do you?
是的 女士 No, ma'am.
你想要我帮忙吗 Would you like some help?
好啊 谢谢你 女士 Yes, ma'am, thank you, ma'am.
好吧 Okay.
收银台关闭
我们得谈谈 We need to talk.
谈这个铃吗 没问题 About this bell? You got it.
你知道不一样的火车司机常常会... Did you know different engineers would often...
孩子 Son?
你是个好孩子 但是 You're a sweet kid, but...
但这样下去可能不行了 I don't think this is working out.
什么 为什么 What? Why?
关于火车的知识我全都知道啊 I-I know everything there is to know about trains.
你看 这就是问题所在 Well, you see now, that there is the problem.
人们来这里是想玩得开心 People, when they come here, they want to enjoy it.
他们并不想在洗手间里被说教 They don't want to get lectured in the bathroom.
整个上午 And you have been correcting me
你都当着参观者的面纠正我 in front of the visitors all morning long.
你更希望我在一天结束后 Would you prefer I send you a memo
再给你寄你的错误备忘吗 of your mistakes at the end of the day?
-不 -因为我以前在学校 - No. - ‭Because that's what I did
就是这样帮助老师们的 for the teachers at my school.
这么做好像拉近了我们的距离呢 I think it brought us all closer.
谢尔顿 有学问是好事 Sheldon, it's great to have knowledge.
但你没必要时刻炫耀 But you don't need to show it off all the time.
我不介意啊 Oh, I don't mind.
火车最关键就是要保持平衡 对吧 You see, trains are all about balance, right?
如果放太多水进蒸汽机 Now you put too much water into a steam engine,
它就无法正常运作 it can't do its job.
如果水过少 砰 又会爆炸 You let that water run low-- boom, it'll blow up.
一个好火车司机 Now, a good engineer
一定会用适量的水 makes sure he uses just the right amount of water.
不太少 也不太多 Not too little, not too much.
这么说你明白吗 That make sense?
调整水量的人是锅炉工 不是火车司机 The fireman adjusts the water, not the engineer.
然后他就没收了我的"问我"徽章 And then he took my "Ask me" button.
他连问都没问一声 就直接拿走了 He didn't even ask me. He just took it.
人人最终都会因为某件事被炒鱿鱼的 Everybody gets fired for something eventually.
因为工作太出色吗 For being too good at their job?
但是小饼饼 有时候 Well, Moon Pie, sometimes you just get
你太过激动 急于分享你想到的知识 too excited about sharing the facts in your head.
可是学习知识是蚂蚁裤子[极好的] But learning facts is the ant's pants.
这是澳洲版本的"蜜蜂膝盖"[棒棒的] Which is the Australian derivation of the bee's knees.
瞧 你刚学会了新知识 See, you just learned something.
这难道不是猫咪睡衣[棒呆了]吗 And wasn't that the cat's pajamas?
我想说的是人们并非总有这个心情 Alls I'm saying is people aren't always in the mood.
他们应该保持这种心情 Well, they should be.
我个人任何时候都乐意学习任何知识 I'm happy to learn any fact at any time.
是吗 Is that so?
是的 Yes.
拿我的编织包 Grab my knitting bag.
我不建议你边开车边打毛衣 I don't recommend driving while knitting.
你的反射神经大不如前了 Your reflexes aren't what they used to be.
少废话 打开包包看一下 Just look in the bag!
你知道 Did you know
有三种不一样的纱线吗 that there are three different kinds of yarn?
不知道 I didn't.
有用动物做的 比如羊毛 You got your animal, like wool.
有用植物做的 比如棉花 Your plant, like cotton.
还有人造的 比如腈纶 And your synthetic, like acrylic.
有意思 Interesting.
你真这么想吗 You think so?
听到你这么说我很欣慰 I'm glad to hear that.
因为每一种都有其优缺点 Because each one of them has plusses and minuses,
你即将听到我给你娓娓道来 and you're about to hear them all
不遗漏任何乏味细节 in mind-numbing detail.
没什么好担心的 Nothing to worry about.
-我买到了 -真的吗 - We got this. ‭- Really?
你需要的都在这了 Everything you need's right here.
你最棒了 You're the best.
来 我带你去洗手间 Come on, I'll show you where the bathroom is.
对了 有位乐于助人的收银员 Oh, and there's a very helpful cashier
她叫格雷琴 你得给她个拥抱 named Gretchen you need to hug.
走吧 Come on.
她在这呢 格雷琴 Here she is, Gretchen.
起针还有一种方式 Another way to cast on in knitting
叫做弹弓法 is called the slingshot.
你知道户外玩具公司"哇哦" Did you know the Wham-O company was named
是以他们第一款产品 哇哦弹弓命名的吗 after its first product, the Wham-O Slingshot?
现在是我在分享知识 I'm the one saying the facts right now.
除非你听腻了 Unless you're tired of hearing them?
我厌倦学习 永远不可能 Sick of learning? Never.
那就惨了 Well, that's too bad.
他一人单挑四人那里多帅啊 How awesome was it when he fights those four guys at once?
他们就是讨打 They were asking for it.
达登从不主动干架 Dalton doesn't fight unless he has to.
说的是 因为当医生问他 True, 'cause when the doctor says,
"你打架赢过几次"时 他说 "How many of these fights you win?" He says...
打架没有赢家 Nobody ever wins in a fight.
我还喜欢他聪明过人 Mm, and I like how smart he is.
但又不会给人爱炫耀的感觉 But doesn't feel like he has to show it off.
就是啊 No kidding.
也许谢尔顿该看一下这电影 Maybe Sheldon should watch it.
达登的好酒馆保镖第三条规则是什么 Hey, what was Dalton's third rule of being a good bouncer?
待人友善 Be nice.
没错 That's right.
你喜欢这种电影 我想爸爸会很高兴的 I think Dad would love that you're into stuff like this.
一定的 I'm sure he would.
他带我看了两次《疯狂麦克斯》呢 He took me to see Mad Max twice.
真的吗 Really?
事实上 Actually...
第二次 我们找不到保姆 the second time, we couldn't find a sitter,
所以把你也带上了 so we brought you along.
我那时几岁 How old was I?
我记不清了 四岁吧 I don't know... four?
难怪我现在如此酷炫迷人 No wonder I'm so cool.
那你为什么要隐瞒 So, why you hiding it?
因为我应该当一个虔诚的基督教徒 Well, 'cause I'm supposed to be a good Christian.
显然这是我需要继续努力的 Clearly this is something I need to work on.
那在你完全净化之前 一定要看《虎胆龙威2》 Well, before you fix it, you've got to watch Die Hard 2.
男主角布鲁斯·威利斯用冰锥刺入一个男人脑袋呢 Bruce Willis stabs a guy in the head with an icicle.
环形织法能织出无缝身片 Now, circular knitting produces a seamless tube.
你已经告诉过我了 You already told me that.
是吗 Oh, did I?
我们能说回双头针吗 Can we circle back to double-pointed needles?
我有个后续问题要问 I have a follow-up question.
你先等一下哈 Hold that thought.
二振 Strike two!
再来一球 One more!
就是这样 Just like that!
三振出局 Strike three, you're out.
你做到了 好棒 There you go! Ha!
就该这样打 That's how you do it!
那是你女儿吗 Is that your little girl?
没错 是我的小淑女 That's my little lady.
好吧 有时不那么淑女 Well, sometimes.
把填充物从凯迪拉克拿出来尚算简单 Carrying the stuffing out of the Caddy was easy.
-但要利用这些拦阻追赶我们的人... -孩子们睡了 - Using it to stop the guys chasing us... - The kids are asleep.
需要汽油的帮助 Gasoline would help.
-一向如此 -你要看这个吗 - Always does... - You gonna watch that?
这是《百战天龙》 Well, it's MacGyver.
男主角能用各种玩意造出新工具 He makes stuff out of other stuff.
算是自制迫击炮 Sort of a homemade mortar.
怎么 你想看别的节目吗 Why, did you want to watch something else?
也许我们可以一起看部电影 I thought maybe we could watch a movie.
好啊 哪一部 Sure, yeah, which one?
我不知道 Um... I don't know.
我听说那部《威龙杀阵》 I heard that that movie Road House
好像很不错 is supposed to be good.
说什么的 What's it about?
好像是关于一个男的 I think it's about a guy,
叫达登 um... Dalton.
他是保镖 Who's a bouncer
他必须清理一家酒吧 who has to clean up a bar
那里被一群坏人侵占了 that's been overrun by a bunch of bad guys.
想起来了 主角长得很像小乔治 Oh, yeah, it's got that guy that looks like Georgie in it.
才不像呢 No, he doesn't.
你开玩笑吗 Are you kidding?
他俩简直一个模子印出来的 He looks exactly like him.
我们还是看《百战天龙》吧 Let's just watch MacGyver.
好啊 Cool.