《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
-所以他真的可以毕业了吗 -当然 - So, he's really good to graduate? - ‭He sure is.
你觉得我有办法 Do you think I can make it from one end
10分钟内从大学校区的一侧 of the college campus to the other
走到另一侧而且还包含上厕所的时间吗 in under ten minutes, including a bathroom break?
这上厕所的时间重要吗 How important is the bathroom break?
非常重要 课程表是设计给 Very. The class schedules are designed
膀胱完全成熟的成年人 但我的膀胱还是小孩版 for fully grown bladders, and mine is child-sized.
另外还有一件事 One other bit of business.
你提早毕业而且成绩又是第一 Since you're graduating top of the class,
你会是优秀毕业生致辞代表 that makes you our valedictorian.
宝贝 我真为你感到骄傲 I'm so proud of you, baby.
感觉你挺意外啊 You seem surprised.
这可是挺了不起的成就呢 Well, it's quite an accomplishment.
在这所学校里当第一吗 还好吧 In this school? I don't think so.
我们绝对会想死你的 We're really gonna miss you.
我从小就喜欢解数学应用题 I've always enjoyed math word problems.
数学分析
你也来试着解解看这题吧 Try wrapping your noggin around this one.
有位聪明绝顶名叫谢尔顿的少年 A brilliant young boy named Sheldon
马上要去上大学了 is about to start college.
他需要从线性代数课堂教室 He needs to get from his linear algebra class
赶到距离822米的物理学教室 to his physics class, which is 822 meters away.
如果他一步是58.4公分 而且只有10分钟的时间 If his stride is 23 inches long and he only has ten minutes,
他每分钟需要走多少步 how many steps would he have to take per minute
才能够准时到达教室呢 是个难题吧 to make it on time? It's a doozy, isn't it?
别担心 Don't worry.
我会演示我的计算过程 I'll show my work.
起点
首先 我们需要计算出在不出汗的情况下 First, we must determine the maximum velocity achievable
最快的速度是多少 without breaking a sweat.
只有运动员跟做坏事担心被抓的人才会流汗 Sweating is for jocks and those who are worried the jig is up.
你好啊 谢尔顿 Hi, Sheldon.
比利 我现在没空 正在解数学题呢 Not now, Billy. I'm in the middle of a math problem.
好吧 Okay.
终点
可恶 Darn it.
你在看什么呢 What are you looking for?
胸毛 Chest hairs.
我有可能在接下来的几周间进入青春期吗 Is there any chance I'll hit puberty in the next few weeks?
天啊 可千万别 为什么这么问 Oh, God, I hope not. Why?
校区太大了 我光凭自己绝对赶不上课 The campus is so big, I'll never make it from one class to another
必需得有睾丸酮来为我加速了 without a solid dose of testosterone.
教授可能会让你先走去赶课啊 Maybe they'll let you leave early so you'll have time.
可是通常课堂结束前那几分钟 But the end of the class is when
是我指出那堂课老师错误的时间 I point out the teacher's mistakes.
大家都可喜欢我指出错误了 Everybody loves that.
我想建议你用跑的 I'd say run across campus,
但是我知道你对流汗是怎么想的 but I know how you feel about sweating.
那是皮肤的尿 It's the urine of the skin.
那你为什么不骑你的自行车呢 Why not ride your bike?
我想过这件事 但我不能让我的同僚 I considered that, but I can't let my colleagues
看到我骑有辅助轮的车 他们会觉得我是小孩子 see me with training wheels. They'll think I'm a child.
可不能让他们有这种想法 Can't have that.
能看到腋毛冒出来的迹象吗 See any fuzz growing?
我看看啊 Let me look.
姥姥不要 你个坏人 ‭No, Meemaw! Bad Meemaw.
你找我干嘛 What do you want?
我希望你能帮忙训练我腿部肌肉 I was hoping you could help me build up my leg muscles
来增加我的走速 to increase my speed.
如果你不想被别人追打 你就别那么惹人厌 If you don't want people chasing you, be less annoying.
是为了要赶上上课时间啦 It's so I can get to my classes on time.
谢尔顿 你清楚你自己根本不会想锻炼 Sheldon, you know you ain't gonna work out.
我会想 这事情很重要 I will. This is important.
行吧 Fine.
给 你举着这个 Here. Hold these.
你要保持背部挺直 Now, keep your back straight
然后把膝盖像这样弯曲 and bend your knees like this.
爸爸 你是球队教练 Dad, you're a football coach.
你们有在用人类生长激素 Do you use human growth hormone
来增加球员的身体机能吗 to enhance the performance of your players?
我们上一场比赛输给人家 比分是63:9 你说呢 We lost our last game 63 to 9. What do you think?
要我说 你们该开始找激素来用了 I think you should look into human growth hormone.
如果你们开始用了 也弄一点来给我吧 And if you do, send some this kid's way.
由于无法弄到受管制的药品 With no access to controlled substances,
我只剩下最后一条路了 I was left with only one option.
米希 你明天可以教我怎么骑自行车吗 Missy, will you teach me to ride a bike tomorrow?
-为什么不叫妈教你 -她要工作 - Why not Mom? - Working.
-姥姥呢 -太老了 - Meemaw? - Old.
-老爸呢 -太胖了 - Dad? - Fat.
好吧 Okay.
我真是个人美心善的好人啊 I'm such a good person.
好的 等一下你就踩踏板就对了 All right. You're gonna pedal.
我会在背后边跑边给你扶着 I'm gonna run behind and hod you up.
我好紧张 I'm nervous.
不停踩踏板就行了 没事的 Just pedal. You'll be fine.
准备好了吗 Ready?
-不太 -出发 - Not really. - ‭Go.
我成功了 I'm doing it.
-好啦 我要放手啦 -别放手 - Okay, I'm gonna let go. -Don't let go.
-我要放手了 -别放手啊 - I'm letting go. - Don't let go.
-我手已经放掉了 -你已经放掉了吗 - I already let go. - You let go?
放掉了 I let go.
我成功了 I'm doing it.
-你成功了 -我成功啦 - You're doing it! - I'm doing it!
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
第四季 第三集
-老爸 谢尔顿受伤了 -怎么发生的 - Dad, Sheldon got hurt. - How?
有鸡追他 害他撞到邮筒 A chicken chased him into a mailbox.
真是不意外呢 Course it did.
早知道你这么会跑 我就让你教他了 If I knew you could run, I would've let you teach him.
怎么了 What happened?
贝琳达挣脱了她的鸡链 Belinda got off her leash.
你没事吧 You okay?
我的手臂好痛啊 我想要妈妈来 My arm really hurts. I want Mom.
我在呢 让我看看 You got me. Now, let me take a look.
-别碰它 -我不会弄痛你的 - Don't touch it. - I'm not gonna hurt you.
抱歉 只是你身材太大老粗 感觉就不细致 I'm sorry, but you are too big to be delicate.
那我也很细致 I'm delicate.
我只想看看你还能不能弯它 Just want to see if you can bend it.
不能 太疼了 I can't. It hurts too much.
我要带他去急诊室 I'm gonna take him to the emergency room.
起来 Come on.
-你能照顾自己吧 -能 - You gonna be okay? - Yeah.
玩得愉快 Have fun!
梅德福社区医院
情况真糟糕 This is bad.
你会没事的 You're gonna be just fine.
这是我写字的那只手 This is the arm I write with.
也是我用来吃饭的那只手 This is the arm I eat with.
还是我用来行瓦肯人礼的那只手 This is the arm I do the Vulcan salute with.
没有肿得太大 这是好现象 It's not too swollen. That's a good sign.
你又不是医生 You're not a doctor.
但我在球场上看过太多这情况了 But I see this on the football field all the time.
橄榄球员受伤是正常的 Football players are meant to be hurt.
而我是脆弱的小娇花 I'm meant to be cherished.
片子上看起来 你的尺骨裂了 Okay. Looks like you fractured your ulna.
惨了 Oh, no.
打两周的石膏 你的手臂就会重获新生 Two weeks in a cast, you'll be good as new.
打石膏 那岂不是会闷到都是汗吗 A cast? Don't those get sweaty?
-有可能 -还会发痒 - They can. - And itchy?
-一点点吧 -那它能弄湿吗 - A little. - Can it get wet?
不应该弄湿 Not supposed to.
那我要怎么洗澡啊 Then how am I supposed to take a shower?
有些人会在外面套上一层垃圾袋再洗 Well, some people wrap it in a garbage bag.
那是用来装垃圾的东西 That's where garbage goes.
你有因为家里没钱 就找了便宜医生吗 Did you get a discount doctor because we're poor?
谢利 你没事吧 Shelly, you okay?
-我弄裂了尺骨 -他没事 - I fractured my ulna. - ‭He's fine.
我都跟你说了不需要特别跑过来一趟 I told you you didn't need to come down here.
我的宝贝儿子进了急诊室 My baby is in the emergency room.
是啊 但有他爸爸陪着呢 Yeah, with his father.
让他受伤的爸爸 Who let him get hurt.
关我什么事 我当时都不在场 Me? I wasn't even there.
真的要怪 那也是米希的错 If anything, it was Missy's fault.
还有贝琳达·斯巴克斯 And Belinda Sparks.
-谁 -一只鸡 - Who? - A chicken.
这件事跟鸡有什么关系 What does a chicken have to do with this?
两位 我去请护士小姐进来 You know what, I'm gonna let the nurse come in
帮他把石膏打上 and put the cast on.
别担心宝贝 你会没事的 Don't worry, baby. You're gonna be just fine.
-谢谢你 妈妈 -我跟他说无数遍了好吗 - Thanks, Mom. - That's what I been saying the whole time.
但她真心宝贝我 But she cherishes me.
真的好酷啊 That's so cool.
我能在上面签名吗 Can I sign it?
为什么 Why?
因为小孩子都是这么做的啊 'Cause that's what kids do.
我为什么会在乎其他小孩子都怎么做 Why would I care what kids do?
这样当你拆掉之后 就有很酷的纪念品啊 So when it's over, you can have a cool reminder?
我不想要纪念 这是严重创伤 I don't want a reminder. This is traumatic.
我可能需要找心理治疗师呢 I might need counseling.
别这么无聊嘛 让我签 Come on, don't be lame. Let me sign it.
你肯定会在上面写很恶劣的话 You're just gonna write something mean.
哪有人会在犯罪后还留下自己的名字呢 You don't commit a crime and sign your own name.
这件事我可是被上过惨痛的一课 Learned that one the hard way.
布兰达你来啦 Hey, Brenda.
我就想来看看谢尔顿情况怎么样 Hey. I just wanted to check in and see how Sheldon's doing.
没事的 就是一点骨裂 He'll be fine. It's just a little fracture.
可怜的孩子啊 Oh. Poor kid.
请相信我们心里真的很过意不去 Please know we feel terrible.
人生意外难免啦 Eh, accidents happen.
说到意外 Hey, speaking of accidents,
整个治疗过程 which this clearly was,
都是有意外险理赔的对吧 insurance covers everything, right?
如果你是在担心我会让你付医药费 你安心吧 If you're worried about me sending you a bill, don't be.
没在担心这个啦 Wasn't worried.
我只是想给您们送来一点食物表达歉意 I just wanted to bring you some food as a peace offering
并跟你们保证再也不会有这种情况发生 and promise it will never happen again.
谢谢啊 Well, thanks.
是炸鸡呢 Ooh, fried chicken.
再也不会 Never again.
"我希望你手臂快快好起来 "I hope your arm gets better soon.
亲亲抱抱 米希" 你看 XO, Missy." See?
-没写什么坏话 -谢谢 - Nothing mean. - Thank you.
我姐姐或许善良心大 My sister could have a big heart.
但是她的脑子就不太大了 If only that were true of her brain.
你把"你的"写成"你是"了 That's the wrong "Your."
你在说什么呢 What are you talking about?
你把"的"写成"是"了 It's supposed to be Y-O-U-R.
你写的意思变成"我希望你是手臂 快快变好" What you wrote means, "I hope you are arm gets better."
你用错字玷污了我的身体 You defaced my body with a grammatical error.
我想这是你"的"问题了 I guess that's your problem. Y-O-U-R.
左手敲门 太新鲜刺激了 Left-handed knocking. Wild.
-小乔治 -干嘛 - Georgie? - What?
你是左撇子 我现在加入了你的阵营 You're left-handed. Now that I've joined your ranks,
我想问你左撇子的生活会如何 I was wondering if you could tell me what to expect.
不知道啊 对我来说用左手很正常 I don't know. To me, it's just normal.
但是大多数的人口都是右撇子啊 But the vast majority of people are right-handed.
肯定会碰到什么困难吧 There must be some challenges.
用剪刀的时候会很难剪 It's hard to cut stuff with scissors.
我需要剪东西时 本来就几乎都被妈妈包办了 Mom handles most of my cutting needs.
当你跟别人握手时 会不顺手 Uh, when you shake hands, it's the wrong hand.
我不跟人握手 太恶心了 I don't shake hands. It's disgusting.
当你开车的时候 变速杆是在右手边 Oh! When driving, the gear shifter's on the right side.
我也还没到能开车的年纪 And I'm not old enough to drive.
当个左撇子看起来也没那么糟嘛 Being a lefty doesn't seem so bad.
我不知道为什么你有这么多抱怨 I don't know why you complain so much.
宝贝 不用担心 Don't worry, baby.
我把所有东西都切成能一口吃的大小了 I cut everything into bite-size pieces for you.
要不你干脆帮他嚼好再吐进他嘴里 Maybe you could chew it up and spit it in his mouth.
-求你啦 -我们来做饭前祷告 - Please? ‭- Let's just say grace.
你们俩能帮他戴下手套吗 Will you two help him with his mittens?
他也可以不戴啊 Maybe he doesn't wear them.
那我就不牵手了 Then I'm not holding hands.
我们不用牵手了 脱难了 We ain't got to hold hands? Sweet.
-我喜欢一家人牵手 -我们要牵手 - I like when we hold hands. - We are holding hands.
快点 戴手套 Let's go. Mittens.
-遵命 -遵命 - Fine. ‭- Fine.
轻点 轻点 Gently. Gently.
我已经很轻柔了 I'm doing it gently.
你的语气显示你并不是 Well, your tone suggests otherwise.
把手给我啦 Just give me your hand.
轻点 Gently.
好了 There.
感谢神赐给我们如此丰盛的食物 Bless us, Lord, for the food we are about to receive,
感谢辛勤准备的人 and bless the hands that prepared it.
请您保佑谢尔顿的手臂快速有力康复 And bless Sheldon's arm to heal strong and quick.
是快速有力地康复 Strongly and quickly.
阿门 Amen.
我从没用左手操作过叉子 I've never operated a fork with my left hand before.
希望这会顺利 I hope this goes well.
我哥们迈奇摘掉腿上的石膏后 When my buddy Mikey got the cast off his leg,
你都不会相信那条腿有多瘦弱和臭 you would not believe how skinny and smelly it was.
就像长了脚趾的牛肉干 Like beef jerky with toes.
我们能开饭了吗 Can we please just eat?
鸡肉很好吃 Chicken's good.
斯巴克斯太太做的 Mrs. Sparks made it.
第一次如厕尝试 My first bathroom attempt.
希望能顺利 Let's hope this goes well.
如果需要帮忙就告诉我 Let me know if you need help.
应该没问题 I think I'll be okay.
只是上小号 It's just number one.
有需要就随时叫我哦 I'm here if you need me.
妈妈 我没法拉下裤链 Mom, I can't get my zipper down!
我来啦 I'm coming.
我不是说 I am not saying
我和我妈有着互相依赖的关系 my mother and I had a codependent relationship.
妈妈 我拉不上裤链 Mom, I can't get my zipper up!
来了来了 I'm on my way!
但她就喜欢把我当小婴儿宠 老天 But she did have a tendency to baby me, and boy howdy,
我当年怎么好意思接受 was I okay with that.
-力道如何 -简直就像我自己的手在刷 - How's this? - It's like I'm doing it myself.
你剔到了 Ooh, you got it.
没错 是鸡肉 Yup, chicken.
不用我提醒你也知道要轻点吧 I don't have to tell you to be gentle.
当然不用 No, you don't.
-毛巾呢 -毛巾 - Washcloth? ‭- Washcloth.
-肥皂呢 -肥皂 -Soap? - Soap.
-洗发水呢 -洗发水 - Shampoo? - Shampoo.
是婴儿无泪配方吗 Baby shampoo?
E是不是等于mc² Does E equal MC squared?
爱你 Love you.
"量子物质特性是与 "The quantum properties of matter are to be associated
《量子理论》大卫·玻姆
不完全定义的势能有关 with incompletely defined potentialities,
这更可以被实现..." which can be more definitely realized..."
好的 等一下你就踩踏板就对了 All right, you're gonna pedal.
我会在背后边跑边给你扶着 I'm gonna run behind and hold you up.
我很紧张 I'm nervous.
骑就是了 不会有事的 Just pedal. You'll be fine.
你会受伤的 You're gonna get hurt!
什么 What?
快把我们装回去 Put us back on!
妈妈 Mom?
你需要我们 我们能保护好你 You need us. We'll keep you safe!
这好诡异哦 This is weird.
我们是团队 We're a team.
我和你是一个整体 You and I belong together.
不 我得长大 去念大学 No. I have to grow up and go to college.
永远 Forever!
诡异度升级 Getting weirder.
永生... Forever...
永世 and ever!
-"也就是说 假如想象其位置..." -不 - "That is, if we try to picture the position..." - No.
妈妈是我的辅助轮 Mom's my training wheels.
我不能用辅助轮 I can't have training wheels.
-妈妈是我的辅助轮 -你们那边好吵 - Mom's my training wheels. - Lot of noise over there.
没出什么问题吧 Everything okay?
我不太确定 I'm not sure.
怎么了 What's going on?
他在睡梦中嘀咕说 He was muttering in his sleep that
我是他的辅助轮 I am his training wheels.
这到底是什么意思啊 What on earth does that mean?
我们来分析一下 Well, let's think about it.
辅助轮是给小孩用的 Training wheels are for little kids.
也许他不想再当个小孩了 Maybe he doesn't want to be a little kid anymore.
这跟我有什么关系 What does that have to do with me?
你把支撑他当成人生目标 You have made it your life's mission to hold him up.
你在胡说什么啊 What are you saying here?
我爱和保护我儿子难道有错吗 That I am wrong to love and protect my son?
他不需要他的老母亲照看他吗 That he doesn't need his mother to keep an eye on him?
我没这么说 我... I'm not saying that. I...
我永远不会这么说的 I would never say that.
那好吧 All right then.
我又不是笨蛋 自己讨骂 I'm not an idiot.
你的孩子开始学会独立时 你有难以接受过吗 Did you have a tough time when your kids started being independent?
到那天我会告诉你 I'll let you know.
这话是什么意思 What does that mean?
意思就是其中一个孩子还赖在我家厨房 Means one of 'em is still sitting in my kitchen
跟我发牢骚 whining about something.
你就不能支持我一回吗 Could you be supportive for once?
是啦 看着孩子长大是很难接受的 Yes, watching your kids grow up is hard.
那你怎么应付的 So how do you handle it?
我发现往咖啡里加点波旁威士忌就能解决问题 I find a little bourbon in my coffee does the trick.
你又说风凉话不帮忙了 And we're back to being not helpful.
听着 现在还没到你最难受的阶段 Look, you haven't even gotten to the worst part of it yet.
他们会离开家 They're gonna leave home.
-搬到另一个城市 -老天 - They're gonna move to another city. - ‭Oh, Lord.
他们会告诉你 They're gonna tell you
被废柴男友搞大了肚子 their loser boyfriend has knocked them up.
-为免你没弄清 说的就是你 -对不起 - Just to be clear, that would be you. - ‭Sorry.
-害我一晚就愁白了头发 -我不是道歉了吗 - Turned my hair gray overnight. ‭- I said sorry.
很显然你没心情帮我 Clearly, you're not in the mood to help.
听着 为人父母不易 Listen, it's hard being a parent,
但如果你做对了 他们就不再需要你了 but if you do it right, they don't need you anymore.
可我不喜欢这样 Well, I don't like that.
我都懂 但我就是不喜欢 I get it, but I just don't like it.
我本来想指出 你丈夫永远都在你身边 Well, I'd point out, you'll always have your husband,
但你想要我"帮忙" 我就不说这没用的了 but you want me to be "helpful."
约翰内斯·迪德里克·范德瓦耳斯 Johannes Diderik van der Waals.
尼尔斯·古斯塔夫·达伦 Nils Gustaf Dalen.
海克·卡末林·昂内斯 Heike Kamerlingh Onnes.
你在干嘛啦 What are you doing?
列举各位诺贝尔物理学奖得主 Listing Nobel Prize winners in physics.
为什么 Why?
为了阻止我像砸椰子一样把石膏砸烂 To keep me from cracking this cast like a coconut
然后狠狠抓痒 and scratching my skin off.
我需要妈妈唱《软猫猫》给我听 I need Mom to sing "Soft Kitty."
千万别 Don't do it.
为什么 Why?
你又像个小孩一样撒娇 You're being a baby again.
但我受伤了啊 But I'm injured.
不过是手臂骨折 算什么 Big deal. You broke your arm.
你看那边的斯蒂芬·霍金 Look at Stephen Hawking over there.
他都坐轮椅了 He's in a wheelchair.
但你听过他抱怨自己的机器人声音吗 You don't hear him whining about it with his robot voice.
你意思是我和他都是旷世奇才 So you're saying he and I are brilliant minds
双双遭遇逆境 但仍身残志坚 who have both suffered great physical adversity.
这跟我说的差了十万八千里 That's not even close to what I'm saying.
反正我听到的是这意思 Well, that's what I heard.
如果霍金不被命运打倒 And if Hawking doesn't let it stop him,
那我也不能被这石膏打倒 then I can't let this cast stop me.
太好了 赶紧躺下睡觉吧 Great. Go back to sleep.
我会的 而且我会独立完成 I will, and I'll do it all by myself.
♪ 软猫猫 暖猫猫 ♪ ♪ Soft kitty, warm kitty ♪
老天爷啊 Oh, my God.
♪ 小毛球猫猫 ♪ ♪ Little ball of fur ♪
♪ 笑猫猫 困猫猫 咕噜咕噜咕噜 ♪ ♪ Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr. ♪
我做到了 I did it.
米希 我做到了 Missy, I did it!
什么 What?
我一觉安稳睡到天亮 I slept through the night.
现在几点 What time is it?
6点14分 6:14.
所以大家都不喜欢你 This is why people hate you.
我姐姐的暴脾气没有浇灭我的热情 My sister's crankiness did not dampen my enthusiasm.
我虽然被一只鸡弄折了手臂 A chicken may have fractured my arm,
但没什么能挫败我积极进取的精神 but nothing could break my can-do spirit.
全尿进马桶里了 一滴都没沾到我 All in the bowl, none on me.
这就是一次成功的排尿 I call that a successful urination.
很好 也去教教你哥哥啊 Great. Go teach your brother.
谁也别想阻碍我吃到果酱 I will not be denied my jelly.
好样的 Yes!
小心咯 花生酱 下一个就轮到你 Watch out, peanut butter. You're next.
有谁愿意分享 Who would like to tell us
这周被上帝影响的经历 how God touched their lives this week?
谢尔顿 Sheldon.
祂没有 因为祂并不存在 He didn't, because He doesn't exist.
那你为什么要举手 Then why raise your hand?
不是随便一只手哦 是我的左手 Not just any hand. My left hand.
因为我能跨越任何人生障碍 Because I'm able to overcome any obstacle.
也许是上帝帮你做到的 And maybe God helped you do that.
其实是斯蒂芬·霍金 Actually, it was Stephen Hawking,
他更厉害 因为他真实存在 and he's better because he exists.
对 因为是上帝造出他的 还有人想分享吗 Yes, 'cause God made him. Anybody else?
-比利 -这道题考试会考吗 - Billy. - Is this gonna be on the test?
神啊 救救我 Oh, boy.
我花了点时间回想我过去两周的人生旅程 I took a moment to reflect on my journey of the last two weeks.
如此浓烈的情感成长值得我玩一次威严的泡泡假胡子 Such emotional growth was worthy of a majestic bubble beard.
或许我姐姐说得对 Perhaps my sister was right.
我会想铭记这段特殊日子 This was a time I'd want to remember.
爸爸 你能在我的石膏上签名吗 Dad, will you sign my cast?
好啊 Sure.
如果你有任何语法上的疑问 先请教我 And if you have any grammar questions, please ask first.
"祝你有个愉快的暑假 小乔治" "Have a great summer. Georgie."
通常我会写 "祝你有个超屌的暑假" Normally I'd write, "Have a bitchin' summer,"
但我觉得你应该不会喜欢 but I figured you wouldn't like that.
我的确不会 I wouldn't.
我姥姥给我写了 My meemaw wrote...
"我勇敢的小饼饼 "To my brave Moon Pie.
你像个真正的德州猛汉一样勇挫困难" You handled this like a true Texan."
我妈妈写道 My mom wrote...
"谢利 你永远都是我的小宝贝 "Shelly, you'll always be my baby,
但我很骄傲你成长为一个优秀少年 "But I'm so proud of the young man you've become.
爱你的妈妈" Love, Mom."
比利写的是 And Billy wrote...
"比利" "Billy."
第二天 我把石膏摘了下来 The next day, I got my cast off.
我这种追求对称性的强迫症人士 In a world where I valued symmetry, I was relieved
看到我两条手臂依旧苍白瘦弱就放心了 to see that both my arms were as pale and skinny as ever.
但本德州猛汉还有未完成的事要处理 But this Texan had unfinished business to tend to.
想让我扶你一段吗 Want me to get you started?
不 我自己能行 No, I can do it.
我的确做到了 And I did do it.
我像大人一样畅骑没有辅助轮的自行车 I rode my bike without training wheels like an adult.
区区一只鸡 It would take more than a chicken
或骨折的威胁可吓不倒本猛汉 or the threat of a fractured bone to scare me.
但一只叫"剩饭饭"的棕色猛兽可以 It would take a brown beast named Scraps.
妈咪 Mommy?!
我那天逃命足足骑了11英里 I rode my bike 11 miles that day.
妈咪 Mommy!