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你知道他会不会 Do you know if he'll be doing
教用矩阵乘法做八色胶子运算吗 the full color octet calculations?
我不知道 I do not.
那你知道怎么做莱布尼茨积分法则吗 Do you know how to differentiate under the integral sign?
不会 No.
那你知道什么吗 Do you know anything?
有人知道重子会怎么样吗 Anyone know what happens to baryons?
佩吉你说 Yes, Paige.
我们可以从个别夸克层级 We can ignore the particle masses
-忽略它的粒子质量 -正确 - at the individual quark level. - Correct.
一个特殊的孩子可能需要耗费很多注意力 A unique child can require a lot of attention.
应该是全部的注意力 Try all the attention.
我觉得我父母要离婚了 Well, I think my parents are getting a divorce.
-为什么 -他们总是吵架 - Why? - ‭They fight all the time.
-吵什么 -大多跟我有关 - About what? - ‭Mostly me.
-那我挺幸运吧 -为什么 - I guess I'm lucky. - ‭Why?
我是维持我家紧密关系的胶水 I'm the glue that holds our family together.
-你好啊 谢尔顿 -你的头发怎么弄成这样了 - Hi, Sheldon. - What did you do to your hair?
是因为你父母离婚了吗 Is this because your parents got divorced?
你那么聪明 为什么要变成这样 You're so smart. Why are you acting like this?
我妈妈出去约会 My mom is going on dates,
我爸爸表现得像个小孩 and my dad is acting like a child.
只是我很难去在乎了 It's just hard to care.
你要我给你倒一杯热饮吗 Can I offer you a hot beverage?
这世上的孩子们都会为暑假感到激动 Children everywhere are excited by summer vacation,
我也不例外 and I was no exception.
因为我不用去我姐姐要去的假期读经班 Because instead of vacation Bible school with my sister,
我要去本地图书馆 I was headed to the local library
享受为期一周 充满邮界欢乐的活动 for a fun-filled week of postal delights
也就是人称邮票夏令营的地方 otherwise known as stamp camp.
1989年的时候 他们发行了恐龙邮票 In 1989, they released dinosaur stamps.
-谁在乎啊 -别这样 - No one cares. - Come on, now.
他很期待 这件事得到了我赞同的一"票" He's excited. And that gets my stamp of approval.
这个哏我学起来了 I'm using that.
绝对会在邮票夏令营技惊四座 It's going to kill at stamp camp.
抱歉 夏令营取消了 Oh, sorry. It was canceled.
什么 为什么 What? Why?
没有吸引到足够的兴趣 Not enough interest.
对邮票的兴趣吗 Not enough interest in stamps?
根据《读者文摘》上面所写 集邮这项兴趣 It's the fastest-growing hobby in people 70 and over
在70岁以上人群可是高速增长 according to Reader's Digest.
我很遗憾 小宝贝 Sorry, sweetie.
那我现在该干什么 Well, what am I supposed to do now?
笑死 你现在也得去读经班了 Ha! You have to go to Bible camp.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
第四季 第四集
别这样嘛 谢利 好歹是太空主题的啊 Come on, Shelly. It's a space theme.
不是挺有趣的吗 Isn't that fun?
耶稣曾是位木匠 不是宇航员 Jesus was a carpenter, not an astronaut.
或许火箭是他造的 Maybe he built the rocket.
那他拿什么来当燃料 What would he use for fuel?
甜甜圈球耶 Ooh, doughnut holes.
可以让我就坐在车上等吗 Can I please wait in the car?
不 我想你来参加 No. I want you to be here.
我没事的 你后座窗户留个缝让我呼吸就行 I'll be fine. You can crack the back window.
你好啊 谢尔顿 Hi, Sheldon.
-佩吉 你怎么来了 -我妈逼我来的 - Paige. What are you doing here? - My mom made me.
你看 她也不是自愿来这里的啊 See? She doesn't want to be here either.
我去跟你妈妈打个招呼 I'm gonna go say hi to your mom.
你妈妈为什么逼你来 Why did your mom make you?
处罚我 我被她抓到偷抽烟 Punishment. I got caught with cigarettes.
你为什么会想抽烟啊 Why would you want to smoke?
想看起来年纪比较大 To look older.
我姥姥就抽烟 看来你这招能行 My meemaw smokes. I guess it works.
那你为什么在这里 So, why are you here?
你现在信这些玩意了吗 Do you believe in this stuff now?
不信 本来要去的集邮夏令营取消了 No. Stamp camp got canceled.
更加证明了上帝并不存在 Further proof there is no God.
我下手了 我买了台车 I did it. I bought a car.
真的吗 你买了那台野马吗 Really? You got the Mustang?
以前一直是这个打算 I was fixing to,
但我后来注意到了另外一个宝贝 but then something else caught my eye.
你做了什么蠢事 You did something dumb.
听我说 它只要再整理装修一下 Now, it needs a little bit of work,
一旦我都弄好了 but once I'm done,
-绝对会很赞 -不行 - it's gonna be amazing. - ‭No.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
这辆车里程数低 It's got low mileage,
音响也正点 great stereo.
你看看这个 Check this out.
看看多宽敞啊 Look at all the room.
想都别想 Hell no.
为什么 Why?
这哪是车啊 这就是个移动炮房 This isn't a car. It's a motel room on wheels.
你觉得我就这么点出息吗 Is that how little you think of me?
没错 甚至觉得你更没出息 Yes. Maybe less.
小乔治 你妈妈在教堂工作 George, your mother works for the church.
这能看吗 This doesn't look good.
是吗 我觉得看起来挺不错啊 I don't know, looks pretty good to me.
-求你了 你就听话吧 -别这样嘛 - Please, listen to me. - Come on.
当我载谢尔顿去大学上课 他还可以睡在后面呢 If I drive Sheldon to college, he can sleep back there.
所以 当你首次看到那沙发 So, you saw that couch,
你脑海中第一个想法是 and the first thought you had was,
"我弟弟可以睡在那上面"吗 "My brother can sleep on that"?
不是我的第一个想法啦 Not my first thought.
这个甘草糖好难吃啊 This licorice tastes terrible.
那是塑料 It's plastic.
我们是用它来编一个挂带 You use it to weave a lanyard.
不是 是甘草糖 No, it's licorice.
你妈妈准许你擦口红吗 Your mother lets you wear lipstick?
-当然不啦 -有意思 - Of course not. - ‭Interesting.
她知道你过着这样的双面生活吗 Does she know you're leading a double life?
别像个小孩子一样好吗 Grow up.
你为什么要反抗父母权威呢 Why do you think you're rebelling against parental authority?
这不明摆着吗 Isn't it obvious?
我正处于教科书般的父母离婚后叛逆期 I'm having a textbook reaction to their divorce.
什么教科书啊 你从图书馆借到的吗 What textbook? Did you get it from the library?
大家好啊 宇经员 Hello, Biblenauts!
都围过来 Gather round.
谁准备好在心中为耶稣腾出空间[太空]啦 Now, who's ready to find space for Jesus in our hearts?
我听不到你们的回答 I can't hear you!
或许是因为太空中是真空状态的 Perhaps that's because space is a vacuum
声波无法在那里传播 where sound doesn't travel.
好吐槽 Nicely done.
这里的叛逆青年可不止你一个 You're not the only rebel around here.
他不是要去集邮夏令营吗 I thought he had stamp camp.
去把车退了 买辆别的车吧 Just go get your money back and buy a different car.
我不要 No.
小乔治 我不是在跟你开玩笑 Georgie, I'm not playing around.
我也不是啊 我自己花钱买的车 Neither am I. I bought it with my own money,
你没有话语权 and you don't get a say.
只要你还住在我的屋檐下 As long as you live under my roof,
我多得是话语权 I get plenty of say.
行 那我搬走 Fine. I'll move out.
你能搬到哪里去 And where you gonna go?
我就去住我车上 I'll live in the van.
你知道吗 You know what?
就你这样 住到货车里 It was only a matter of time
过货车人生也只是早晚的事 你搬吧 before you lived in a van. Have at it.
史酷比[卡通]也住货车里 Scooby-Doo lived in a van,
他还不是好得很 and he turned out fine.
♪ 我是个火箭人 ♪ ♪ I'm a rocket man ♪
♪ 火箭人 ♪ ♪ Rocket man ♪
♪ 与主在天堂翱翔 ♪ ♪ Flying up to heaven with the Lord ♪
♪ 想必那一定是开心又美好的时光吧 ♪ ♪ And I think it's gonna be a fun old time. ♪
好啦 阿门 All right. Amen.
你能唱《冰冰宝贝》[嘻哈饶舌]吗 Sing "Ice Ice Baby."
不会 Don't know it.
那宝拉·阿巴杜[女歌手]的歌呢 How about Paula Abdul?
-也不会 -那《少年忍者龟》的主题曲呢 - Nope. - Ooh! The Teenage Mutant Ninja theme.
玛丽 我是不是听到什么声音了 Mary, what is that I'm hearing?
对哦 Oh! Right.
是奖品铃声 It's the prize bell!
你猜会有什么奖品 What do you think the prize is?
放我们回家吗 We get to go home?
玩笑的哏是在说回家是一种奖赏吗 Is the joke that leaving would be a reward?
是的 Yes.
这笑话我听懂了 I get that joke.
来 这个诗篇100的书签 Now, for a psalm 100 bookmark,
谁能先答出12位门徒的名字就给谁 who can name the 12 apostles?
比利 Billy.
瞌睡虫 爱生气 万事通 Sleepy, Grumpy, Doc...
那是七个小矮人 还有谁 Those are dwarves. Anyone else?
看看这些傻子在抢一个白痴书签 Look at these suckers trying to compete for a stupid bookmark.
估计他们都不知道诗篇100 They probably don't even know psalm 100.
或者书是什么 Or what a book is.
就讲6个门徒的名字呢 How about six apostles?
6个就行 Just give me six.
3个也可以 我先送一个犹大 I'll settle for three, and I'll spot you Judas.
我一点都不喜欢教会 我也能答上来全部 I don't even care about church, and I can name them all.
我也可以啊 So can I.
我才不相信你可以 No, you can't.
我当然可以 Yes, I can.
我还能按首字母排列作答呢 I can even do it in alphabetical order.
我能用他们出现在 Well, I can name them in the order they appear
《马太福音》中的顺序作答 in the Book of Matthew.
佩吉 你答 Paige, yes.
彼得 安得烈 西庇太的儿子雅各 Peter, Andrew, James, son of Zebedee,
约翰 腓力 巴多罗买 John, Philip, Bartholomew,
多马 马太 Thomas, Matthew,
亚勒腓的儿子雅各 达太 西门 犹大 James, son of Alpheus, Thaddeus, Simon and Judas.
而这就是他们在《马太福音》中出场的顺序 And that's the order that they appear in the Book of Matthew.
太棒了 Fantastic!
你赢得了这个诗篇100的书签 You just won yourself a psalm 100 bookmark.
谢谢你 我很喜欢这个诗篇 Thank you. I love that psalm.
或许你会觉得赢过诺贝尔物理奖 You would think winning a Nobel Prize in Physics
会使这一刻对我来说无足轻重 would make this moment meaningless to me,
但哪怕过了那么多年 此刻仿佛还烧着我屁股 but all these years later, it still burns my butt.
为什么佩吉会对圣经冷知识这么较劲呢 Why would Paige get competitive over Bible trivia?
她根本不在乎这玩意啊 She doesn't care about that.
或许是因为她想要那个书签 Maybe she just wanted that bookmark.
对啊 我也想要这个"耶稣会怎么做"拍卷手环 Yeah. I wanted this "What would Jesus do?" Slap bracelet.
我还是比较喜欢她跟我一起吐槽一切的时候 ‭I liked it better when she and I were making fun of everything.
如果你跟她一起参与 或许会觉得更有趣吧 You might have more fun if you participated, too.
我当然会参与 Oh, I'll participate.
-那太好了 -如果佩吉想跟人比圣经冷知识 - Great. - ‭If Paige wants to go head-to-head on Bible trivia,
那她可真是惹错了某无神论知识王 she picked the wrong fact-filled atheist to mess with.
"真好" Great.
怎么样 Well?
非常"色彩缤纷"啊 It's very... colorful.
不是普通的色彩 是爱国的颜色 Not just colorful. Patriotic.
还有一点点恶心 It's also a little gross.
只需要好好清洗一遍就好啦 给你看最棒的 It just needs a little shampoo. But check out the best part.
想来试试吗 Want to try it out?
在你父母家门口吗 In front of your parents' house?
这就是最棒的地方了 我们能开去任何地方 That's what's so great. We can drive it anywhere.
空旷的田野 Empty field,
废弃的停车场 abandoned parking lot.
随爱所欲 Wherever love takes us.
怎么有个味道 What is that smell?
这小冰箱里之前有只死老鼠 There was a mouse in the mini fridge.
你有听懂我说的吗 Did you hear me?
这里有小冰箱啊 There's a mini fridge!
你真的要让他住在外面吗 You're really making him live out there?
他在那辆恶心的车里才撑不过一晚上呢 He's not gonna last one night in that nasty thing.
你看过那孩子的房间吧 Have you seen that boy's room?
犹大从他玛氏生法勒斯和谢拉 Judah was the father of Perez and Zerah by Tamar,
法勒斯生希斯仑 Perez was the father of Hezron,
希斯仑生亚兰 and Hezron was the father of Aram.
他为什么在读《圣经》 Why's he reading the Bible?
为了要在读经班羞辱并打爆佩吉 To humiliate and destroy Paige at Bible camp.
那原因 That.
米希做了什么蠢事吗 Missy doing anything stupid?
没有 No.
三个里有一个还行 One out of three. Not bad. Hey!
你这是想去哪里 Where do you think you're going?
厕所 Bathroom.
不行 你不住这里 No, you're not. You don't live here.
-乔治 -你想让他在那货车里造孙子吗 - George. ‭- You want him making grandkids in that van?
你听见你爸说的了 出去 You heard him! Get!
该死 Dang it.
我能借用你的厕所吗 Can I use your bathroom?
你爸想跟你说话 Your dad wants to talk to you.
喂 Hello.
你也不能用她家的厕所 You can't use her bathroom either.
要命 Dang it.
车库有个桶哦 There's a bucket in the garage.
我给你带了点吃的 Brought you some food.
别告诉你爸 Don't tell your father.
谢了 Thanks.
想进来吗 Want to come in?
现在没那么臭了 It smells less disgusting now.
我... 我在外面就好 I'm... really good here.
小乔治 Georgie, um,
这辆货车是挺好的 this is a... nice van,
但你为什么不考虑一下卖掉它 but why don't you think about selling it
那你就能回家里住了 so you can come back inside?
不 这次我绝不能让他赢 No. I'm not letting him win this one.
你知道你不能住在这的 You know you can't live in here.
为什么 Why not?
外面很热啊 It's hot out.
可以摇下窗户 The windows roll down.
你要怎么洗澡 How are you gonna take a shower?
这周末应该会下雨 It's supposed to rain this weekend.
那上厕所怎么解决 What about a bathroom?
看见那个桶了吗 See that bucket?
晚安 Good night.
问我圣灵所结的果子有哪些 Ask me what the fruits of the Spirit are.
你肯定知道答案 I'm sure you know them.
我当然知道啦 Of course I do.
仁爱 喜乐 和平 忍耐 恩慈 Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness,
良善 信实 温柔 节制 goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control.
那为毛还要我问你 Then why do I have to ask?
那我就能提高我的举手技术 So I can improve my hand-raising technique.
行吧纵容你 Fine.
圣灵所结的果子有哪些 What are the fruits of the Spirit?
很好 完事了吗 Good. We done?
还没 你得点名我回答 No, you have to call on me.
谢尔顿 Sheldon.
仁爱 喜乐 和平 忍耐 Love, joy, peace, patience,
恩慈 良善 信实 kindness, goodness, faithfulness,
温柔 节制 gentleness and self-control.
现在叫我列举出圣经里的三个邪恶女人 Now ask me to name three wicked women of the Bible.
我能问你个问题吗 Can I ask you a question?
如果是"圣经里的三个邪恶女人是谁" If it's "Who are three wicked women in the Bible?,"
那尽管问吧 then go ahead.
你为什么不相信有上帝 Why don't you believe in God?
谢尔顿 Sheldon.
因为科学无需创造出神 Because science explains the universe
就能解释宇宙奥秘 without the need of inventing a supernatural being.
但你怎么能肯定祂不存在 But how do you know for sure he doesn't exist?
别举了 Stop that.
举证责任不在于我 The burden of proof isn't on me.
如果我说这房间里除了我们还有一只隐形猴子 If I said there was an invisible monkey in the room with us,
你不该仅仅因为 you shouldn't believe me
你无法证明我错了 就相信我 just because you can't prove me wrong.
那只猴子为什么能隐形 Why is the monkey invisible?
我不知道 I don't know.
是幽灵猴吗 Is it a ghost monkey?
就当是吧 Sure.
那它为什么不在天堂 Then why isn't he in heaven?
因为根本没有天堂 Because there is no heaven.
那有没有猴子天堂 What about monkey heaven?
没有猴子天堂 There is no monkey heaven.
也没有普通天堂 There is no regular heaven.
我们死后便不复存在了 就是这样 When we die, we cease to exist. That's it.
你最好祈祷你是对的 You better hope you're right.
因为如果我最后上了普通天堂 而你下了地狱 'Cause if I end up in regular heaven and you end up in hell,
我会笑死的 I'm gonna laugh.
但如果你最终下了猴子地狱 But if you end up in monkey hell,
我会笑得更大声 I'm gonna laugh even harder.
闭嘴涂你的指甲油吧 Just paint your nails.
上帝 等谢尔顿死后 God, when Sheldon dies,
求求您把他打入泼猴地狱 please send him to monkey hell.
阿门 Amen.
赶走它 赶走它 Get it off! Get it off!
-什么声音 -它跑到我头发里了 - What was that? - It's in my hair!
不关我事 Not my problem.
它跑到我头发里了 It's in my hair! ‭
它跑到我头发里了 It's in my hair!
通知你一下 For your information,
我今天不仅会把你打趴下 not only am I going to show you up today,
我还苦心准备了一些圣经呛声金句 I've also prepared some biblical trash talk.
他在说什么疯话 What is he talking about?
他一晚没睡 都在抱佛脚 He stayed up all night studying.
为什么 Why?
为了在圣经冷知识打败你 To beat you at Bible trivia.
如同仁慈的先知战胜邪教 Just like the prophets of mercy beat the priestly cult
及其对于宗教仪式纯度的强调 and its emphasis on ritual purity.
这就是呛声金句吗 Was that the trash talk?
废话 撒该是收税员吗 Was Zacchaeus a tax collector?
尼科迪默斯是古犹太法利赛教派教徒吗 Was Nicodemus a Pharisee?
揍他就是了 Just hit him.
好了 各位露营者 Okay, campers!
该进行圣经冷知识比赛啦 Bible trivia time.
答对者能得到诺亚方舟雨披 For a Noah's Ark rain poncho,
彼得的本名叫什么 what was Peter's original name?
-谢尔顿 -彼得的本名叫西蒙 - Sheldon. - ‭Peter's original name was Simon.
-回答正确 -你不会这一题 对吧 - Correct! - ‭You didn't know that one, did you?
我会啊 Yes, I did.
他也叫西法斯 He was also known as Cephas.
那你刚才为什么不举手 Then why didn't you raise your hand?
因为我不在乎 'Cause I don't care.
下一题 Next question.
答对者能获得施洗约翰的笔帽 For a John the Baptist pencil topper,
耶稣第一次创造奇迹是在哪里 where did Jesus perform his first miracle?
谢尔顿 Sheldon.
婚礼上 A wedding.
回答正确 Correct!
你连试都不试吗 Aren't you even going to try?
不 Nope.
你为什么不跟我竞争 Why won't you compete with me?
因为看你不爽生气很好玩啊 Because it's fun watching you get upset.
那有什么好玩的 What's fun about it?
每一秒都是好戏 Everything.
早上好 阳光小帅哥 Morning, sunshine.
你想干嘛 What do you want?
就是来看看你怎么样了 Oh, just to see how you're doing.
死不了 I'm fine.
谢谢你带来的果汁 Thanks for the juice.
这不是给你的 Oh, this isn't for you.
冰冰凉 透心爽 Cold and refreshing.
你睡得怎么样 So, how'd you sleep?
你看起来只剩半条命 You look terrible.
-你挖苦完了吗 -看情况 - Are you done? - ‭Depends.
你准备好退掉货车了吗 You ready to return the van?
这辆货车哪也不会去的 This van's not going anywhere.
你今早不是要打工吗 Don't you have to work this morning?
糟了 Crap.
没错 破车的确哪都去不了 Yep, it's not going anywhere.
佩吉 Paige,
我有一小撮头发乱了 a sprig of my hair is askew.
很令人心烦 对吧 Upsetting, isn't it?
不会啊 No.
但这一小撮头发跟其它的方向不同 But it's going a different direction from all the other hairs.
那又怎样 So?
你觉得激怒我很好玩吗 You think it's fun irritating me?
那我就以其人之道还治其人之身 I'm giving you a taste of your own medicine.
呵 Ha.
我在吃心脏病药的 好不好 I'm on medication, you know.
你在那里面干什么 Wh-What are you doing in there?
借用你的水槽洗澡 Just washed up in your sink.
我不想邋邋遢遢让顾客不舒服 Don't want to offend the customers.
为什么 Why?
我爸生我气了 因为我买了辆货车 My dad's mad 'cause I bought a van,
他不让我用家里的设施 and he's not letting me use the house.
这么说停在店门那辆旧雪佛兰是你的 Oh. So that's your old Chevy parked out front?
很酷吧 对不对 Pretty sweet, right?
你有无安全事故记录吗 You have a clean title on it?
差不多吧 Pretty much.
好像是在墨西哥登记的 I think it's registered in Mexico.
这还不错 Well, that's something.
但车里有张床 还有个迷你冰箱 But it's got a bed and a mini fridge.
挺好 Sweet.
我打算挂些闪闪灯 I'm gonna hang some twinkle lights
或许再买一个熔岩灯 and maybe get a lava lamp.
小乔治 我有没有... Georgie, did I ever...
告诉过你我为什么英年早婚 tell you why I got married so young?
你坠入爱河了 You were in love?
不 是因为我在你这个年纪时 No, because, when I was your age,
买了一辆类似的车子 I bought a similar vehicle.
酷哦 所以到底为什么 Cool. What was it?
-算了 穿上衣服吧 -好 - Just get dressed. - Okay.
佩吉 Paige,
你看图钉离气球有多近 look how close this pushpin is to this balloon.
气球随时有可能被刺破 It could pop at any moment.
这一定快把你逼疯... I bet that drives you cra...
你好 Hello.
-又想干嘛 -又想干嘛 - What now? - ‭What now?
-你这是做什么 -你这是做什么 - What are you doing? - What are you doing?
你打算重复我说的每个... Are you just gonna repeat everything I...
你打算重复我说的每个字吗 Are you just gonna repeat everything I say?
我 谢尔顿·库珀 I, Sheldon Cooper...
接受耶稣基督为我的救主 ...accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior.
接受耶稣基... ...accept Jesus Chr...
给我拿瓶啤酒来 女人 Go get me a beer, woman.
什么 What?
我爸每次这么说都会激怒我妈 It infuriates my mom when my dad says it.
谢尔顿 别闹了 Sheldon, stop.
-你没法惹我心烦的 -为什么 - You can't upset me. - Why not?
因为我生活中有些烦恼 Because there are things in my life that are way worse
比你能想出来的挑衅招数严重多了 than anything that you can come up with.
你是指你父母分开的事 You mean your parents splitting up.
这还用说吗 Obviously.
我知道怎么才能激怒你了 I think I know how to irritate you.
你一定认为他们离婚都是你的错 I bet you think the divorce is all your fault
现在你的家庭永远破裂了 and now your family is torn apart forever.
我做到了吗 Did I do it?
我让你不爽了吗 Did I get under your skin?
我到现在还能听到她拳头击中你脸 I can still hear the sound of her fist hitting your face
以及你脑袋从地板反弹起来的美妙声音 and your head bouncing off the floor.
够了 That is enough.
先是"砰"的一声 It was like, "thwack,"
然后是"啪嗒"的一声 and then, "kathunk."
我说够了 I said enough!
现场还有甜甜圈球 And there were doughnut holes.
今天太美好啦 What a great day.
那一晚 我哥把一辆破旧货车 That night, my brother turned a ratty old van
改造成他的恋爱战车 into his chariot of love.
空气中弥漫着浪漫的气息 Romance was in the air.
你好 博格斯先生 ‭Oh. Hey, Mr. Boggs.
我是来接詹娜的 I-I'm just here to pick up Jana.
你妄想开这辆废铁带我女儿出去约会 You think you're taking my daughter out in this?
别担心 我会在11点前送她回家 No worries. I'll have her home by 11:00.
我劝你别开门 I wouldn't open that.
让开 Move.
里面还有迷你小冰箱哦 It's got a mini fridge.
我考虑过你的建议了 I thought about what you said.
我会退掉货车 晚安 I'm returning the van. Good night.
这种天气 This is the kind of weather
会让人想待在家里 that makes you want to stay at home.
如果你今天不是非得外出 就别出去啦 If you don't have to go out today, don't.