《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
我想先从跟你道歉开始 All right, let me startby saying that I owe you an apology.
我想让你知道我在试着改变 I want you to know that I'm trying to change.
你想要我怎样 What do you want from me?
再给我一次机会 One more chance.
谢谢你愿意再给我一次机会 Thanks again for giving me another shot.
我想要试着当个宽恕别人的人 Well, I'm trying to get better at forgiving people.
我很高兴听到你这么说 Well, I'm glad to hear you say that,
因为昨晚蛋洗你店的人就是我 'cause I'm the one who egged your store last night.
原谅人真是太不爽了 Hmm, forgiving people sucks.
我们要不要做饭前祷告 Should we say grace?
当然好啊 Heck yeah!
好开心哦 一起说饭前祷告 Oh, cool, let's say grace.
怎么样 Well?
非常... It's very...
"色彩缤纷"啊 colorful.
给你看最棒的 Check out the best part.
想来试试吗 Want to try it out?
从我有记忆以来 As long as I can remember,
解开物理学宇宙的重重奥秘 unlocking the mechanisms that govern the physical universe
就是我最大的志向 was my greatest passion.
-你在忙什么呢 -《龙与地下城》 - Whatcha workin' on? - Dungeons & Dragons.
干嘛 霍金教授偶尔也会到公园里飞驰几圈啊 Hey, even Hawking took a roll through the park once in a while.
我在设计要跟丹与比利一起玩的新战役 I'm working on a new campaign to play with Tam and Billy.
你知道我对那游戏有什么感觉的吧 You know how I feel about that game.
我知道啊 所以战役加入的最邪恶的东西 I'm aware, which is why the most wicked thing in it
就只是我的幽默感 is my sense of humor.
我还是不喜欢 I still don't like it.
不过你是跟其他孩子玩 我就当塞翁失马吧 But you are playing with other kids, so I'll take it as a win.
这不仅仅是跟其他孩子玩 Not just playing with other kids,
我还以无上的地下城主身份 controlling every aspect
全方位控制着他们的命运 of their destiny as their Dungeon Master overlord.
我虽不相信有神 但我绝对爱当神的感觉 I didn't believe in God but I sure loved acting like one.
玛丽 Hey, Mary.
-韦恩 请进 -谢谢 - Wayne, come on in. - Thank you.
乔治跑出去买几手啤酒去了 George just ran to pick up some beers.
他跑起来的样子挺好笑的 对吧 It's funny when he runs, ain't it?
达琳想问一下 Oh, hey, Darlene wanted to know
你到时候会特别带好看的衣服去吗 if you were gonna pack anything nice to wear.
去什么 For what?
教练大会啊 The coaches conference.
我没有要去啊 达琳要去吗 I wasn't going to that. Darlene's going?
免费去圣安东尼奥市玩一周末 A free weekend in San Antonio?
有河景酒店呢 她当然要跟去 Hotel on the river? Of course she's going.
乔治没邀请你去吗 Did George not invite you?
没有呢 No, he didn't.
说实在的 这家伙是哪里有毛病啊 Honestly, what is wrong with that man?
开赛啦 Game time!
怎么 What?
妈妈不高兴我玩《龙与地下城》 Mom's just mad I'm playing Dungeons & Dragons.
那就好 Oh, good.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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我不知道他要带老婆一起去啊 I didn't know he was bringing his wife.
你就完全没想过要主动来问一下我的吗 And of course it didn't even occur to you to ask me?
没有 但你不觉得这好歹强过 Well, no, but isn't that better
我有想到可以问你 但是故意不问你吗 than thinking about it and then not doing it?
两种情况你都是混蛋好吗 They both make you a jerk.
您什么时候开始对教练大会有兴趣了 Since when are you interested in a coaches conference?
我是对在河景酒店度周末感兴趣 I am interested in a weekend at a nice hotel by a river.
那酒店的确是很不错 Hotel is pretty nice.
你怎么来啦 What's up?
来跟你爸爸一起看比赛 Watching the game with your dad.
他人呢 Where is he?
在被你妈妈吼呢 Getting yelled at by your mom.
好吧 Cool.
我能有幸麻烦你这周末帮我看着孩子们吗 Any chance you might want to watch the kids this weekend?
-当然好呀 没问题 -太好了 - Sure, no problem. - Good.
我还以为你跟戴尔可能会有安排 I thought you and Dale might have plans.
我们可能会见面啦 不过... We might hang out, but...
没关系 it's fine.
发生什么事了吗 Something going on?
感觉像有什么啊 Sounds like something.
这个嘛 Well...
他想要当一个更好的人 可是呢... he's trying to be a better person, and...
很奇怪 it's weird.
怎么奇怪 Weird how?
就感觉很不自然啊 Just doesn't seem natural.
我不能理解 I don't follow.
就像你看到马戏团里跳舞的熊一样 Like when you see a dancing bear at the circus,
你知道它绝对想着要把某个小丑头给扭下来 and you know it just wants to rip some clown's head off.
这形容很形象啊 That's graphic.
你们要去哪呢 Where are y'all going?
乔治要去圣安东尼奥参加教练大会 George has a coaches conference in San Antonio.
然后你硬要当跟屁虫吗 不错嘛 Oh, and you weaseled your way in? Good for you.
我才没硬要跟 I didn't weasel.
所以是他主动邀请的吗 So it was his idea?
不算吧 Not exactly.
女士们先生们 为您呈现跟屁虫 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a weasel.
恭喜恭喜 Congratulations.
要开始为旅行打包吗 Getting ready for your trip?
是啊 Yep.
戴尔说你跟他借了露营车 Dale told me you're taking his camper.
是啊 我们要跟韦恩夫妇一起去 Yeah. We're gonna head down with Wayne and his wife.
真不错 Cool.
我就好奇一问啊 Just out of curiosity,
你和老妈具体是几点要走 when exactly are you and Mom leaving,
然后又是哪天的几点会到家呢 and when exactly are y'all coming back?
你不准带女朋友回家 You're not bringing your girlfriend here.
看来关心你们的生活是我的不对 Excuse me for taking an interest in your life.
而且你姥姥会全程过来盯场 Besides, your grandma'll be here the whole time.
算了吧 Never mind.
等等 Wait.
所以她家就空啦 So her house'll be empty?
听我说 我也曾经是你这年纪 Look, I used to be your age,
但你能不能别只用下半身思考啊 but can you try thinking with your brain for once?
如果你曾经是我这年纪 If you used to be my age,
你应该知道你问题的答案 I think you know the answer to that.
好啦 宝贝 All right, baby,
我们过几分钟就要走啦 we're leaving here in a few minutes,
不过我们周日就会回来 你们姥姥也会过来 but we'll be back on Sunday and your meemaw'll be here.
谢尔顿 Sheldon?
怎么了 What?
我们要走了 We're leaving.
你们要去哪里 Where are you going?
去圣安东尼奥 To San Antonio.
你什么时候要走 When are you leaving?
几分钟后 In a few minutes.
你什么时候回来 When will you get back?
-周日 -那谁会来看着我们呢 - Sunday. - But who's going to watch us?
姥姥 Meemaw.
好吧 再见 Okay. Bye.
你难道不能过来给我个抱抱吗 Can you at least give me a hug?
可以 I can.
你来啦 马上就好了 Hey. Just finishing up.
期待您再次光临 See you again soon.
你今天好吗 How you doing?
还行吧 All right, I guess.
戴尔在这里吗 Uh, Dale here?
他跟我姥姥去约会了 顺带一提 He went to go hang out with my meemaw, who, by the way,
她这周末都会在我家盯场 所以没戏唱 is at my house all weekend, so that's a no-go.
好吧 Okay.
你等会儿想要干嘛 What do you want to do later?
一起看电影 打迷你高尔夫 Movies? Putt-putt?
我觉得我们可以去做个测验 I was thinking maybe we could go get a test.
什么测验 What kind of test?
验孕 The... pregnancy kind.
我们关门了 We're closed.
但牌子上还写着... But the sign says...
我们关门了 We're closed!
这不可能啊 你有多确定 This can't be happening. How sure are you?
我不确定啊 所以我才想要去验一下 I'm not sure. That's why I want to get the test.
你看起来不像有怀孕啊 Well, you don't look pregnant.
小乔治 怀孕也不会立刻显好吗 That's not how it works, Georgie.
我知道 我只是慌了 I know. I'm just freaking out right now.
-我们先去药房吧 -好的 - Let's just go to the drugstore. - Right.
我感觉我都要吐了 I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
拜托你别说那么吓人的话 Please don't say that.
所以你在这酒店住过吗 So you've stayed at this hotel before?
住过 很不错 Oh, yeah. It's nice.
有一个室内泳池 还有很不错的早餐自助 They got an indoor pool and a killer breakfast buffet.
通往早餐自助的路上甚至还有 There's even a real nice gym we'll walk right past
一个很不错的健身房 on the way to the breakfast buffet.
你怎么没告诉我有个泳池 Why didn't you tell me there was a pool?
早知道我就把泳衣带上了 I would've brought my bathing suit.
酒店本来就有泳池 我感觉不需要特别提起 Hotels have pools-- didn't think I needed to mention it.
如果你提早说就好了 Well, it would have been nice if you did.
房间里还有床呢 They also have beds in the rooms.
你带睡衣了吗 Did you remember your pajamas?
行了 你不用这样阴阳怪气 Okay, you don't have to act like that.
你也不能因为忘记带泳衣 Well, you don't need to blame me
怪到我头上来 'cause you forgot your bathing suit.
那我想我们不用去泳池了 Well, I guess we're not going in the pool.
或许你没法去 Maybe you're not.
但我带了泳裤 I packed my suit.
你难道打算一整个周末都这么阴阳怪气吗 Are you gonna behave like this all weekend?
什么 表现得负责任又有趣吗 What? Responsible and fun-loving?
或许是吧 Probably.
你真是个... You are such a...
猴屁股 monkey butt.
不是吧 Come on.
你肯定得有更难听的话来叫我吧 There's got to be more insulting name you can call me.
肯定有 但是他们马上要进来了 I am sure there is, but they're about to get in
他们不需要听到我们在争吵 and they do not need to hear us arguing.
-玛丽你好 -达琳 很高兴见到你 - Hey, Mary. - Darlene, good to see you.
你们好 乔治 你们怎么样 Oh, hey. George, how's it going?
很好很好 十秒钟之前我们绝对没有在吵架 Good, good. We were definitely not arguing ten seconds ago.
我们不如点披萨吧 I figured we'd order pizza.
可以 Okay.
你喜欢加什么料 What do you want on it?
什么都行 除了洋葱 Everything except onions,
青椒 蘑菇 菠菜 green peppers, mushrooms, spinach...
蔬菜不要 懂了 No vegetables. Got it.
要不也点一些沙拉 How about a little salad, too?
如果你想浪费钱的话就点吧 If you like wasting money.
真是个铁铮铮的德州姑娘 Spoken like a true Texan.
那谢尔顿喜欢什么[是什么样] So what's Sheldon like?
令人蛋疼 A pain in the ass.
不是 他是问谢尔顿喜欢披萨上加什么料 No, he means, what does Sheldon like on his pizza?
谢尔顿 你想要披萨上面加什么东西 Sheldon! What do you want on your pizza!?
你还高兴你有来吗 Still glad you came?
竟然是的 Actually, I am.
我不想吃披萨 I don't want any pizza.
看到没 令人蛋疼 See? Pain in the ass.
那我们可以点其他的 Well, we can get something else.
我不想吃东西 我不饿 I don't want anything. I'm not hungry.
你怎么啦 Well, what's the matter?
我的朋友们本来应该 My friends were supposed to play
来跟我玩《龙与地下城》的 Dungeons & Dragons with me,
但是他们不来了 but they cancelled.
我很抱歉 Aw. Sorry.
我们可以跟你一起玩 We can play it with you.
真的吗 Really?
戴尔 这样很贴心但是... Dale, that's nice, but...
我不觉得你会喜欢 I don't think you'll like it.
你在担心我会打败你吗 Afraid I might beat you?
事实上没有唯一的赢家 这是一个合作的游戏 Actually, there's no one winner. It's a cooperative game
你用你的想象力去探索一个奇幻世界 where you use your imagination to explore a fantasy world
借助地下城主预先设定的情景进行 with the help of the Dungeon Master's preplanned scenarios
还有摇多面体骰子 and the rolling of polyhedral dice.
听起来还有趣吗 Still sound fun?
是的 Yeah.
还行吧 Sorta.
罗宾森 药房
我买来了 I got it.
有人看到你吗 Anybody see you?
没有 我也不认识那个收银员 No. And I didn't recognize the guy behind the counter,
但是以防万一 我还是用了意大利口音 but I used an Italian accent just in case.
请告诉我你在开玩笑吧 Please tell me you're joking.
我不开玩笑的 Oh, I'm-a no joking.
我的天 Oh, God.
-拿着 测吧 -在这里我测不了 - Here. Do it. - I can't do it here.
我要尿在上面才行 I have to pee on it.
好吧 Okay, fine.
尽管我们在车上做过更狂野的事 Although we've done crazier stuff in this truck.
顺便说句 今晚我预订好了 Oh, by the way, I made reservations tonight
在河滨公园里的牛排屋 at that, uh, steakhouse on the Riverwalk.
-哇哦高级 -当然 - Ooh, fancy. - Well, yeah.
没有什么比两磅重的牛排更高级了 Nothing says fancy like a two-pound slab of meat.
糟糕 Oh, shoot.
我忘记带皮鞋了 I didn't pack my dress shoes.
看到没 乔治 如果你早点提出来这些事 See, George? It might be helpful
会有很大帮助的 if you mentioned some of these things ahead of time.
-又开始了 -韦恩经常忘事儿 - Here we go. - Wayne's always doing stuff like this.
幸好不光只有我们家有这情况 I'm glad to know it's not just us.
所以昨晚我就把你的鞋子装好了 That's why I packed his shoes last night.
真的吗 宝贝你太棒了 You did? Baby, you're the best.
你才是最棒的 我怎么会是呢 Well, how can I be the best when you are?
好吧 只有我们家 It is just us.
所以这游戏怎么玩 So, how does this work?
刚开始你先创建你的角色 You start by creating your character.
我是忍者神龟力量公主 I want to be a Ninja Turtle Princess of Power.
我也要这个 Put me down for that, too.
你们必须在角色栏里选一个 You have to choose from one of the character classes.
有盗贼 德鲁伊 圣骑士 巫师... There's thief, druid, paladin, wizard...
-巫师 我要那个 -好的 - Ooh, wizard. I want that. -All right.
然后我就用魔法 Then I'll use my magic to turn me
把自己变成忍者神龟力量公主 into a Ninja Turtle Princess of Power.
不行 No.
等 等一下 什么是圣骑士 W-Wh-- Wait a minute. What's a paladin?
圣骑士乃以神之名为善而战的神圣骑士 A paladin is a holy knight who crusades in the name of good.
我喜欢 Oh, I like that.
我想要那个角色 I want to be that.
-真的吗 -是啊 我一直想 - Really? - Yeah, I've been meaning
为行善人间而奋斗 to do more crusading in the name of good.
好吧 Okay.
你说角色栏里有盗贼 You say you got thief on that list?
我来当盗贼 I'll be a thief.
感觉这职业很有趣 That sounds like fun.
我准备好了 Okay, I think I got it.
要等10分钟才出结果 It takes ten minutes for the results.
你想我陪你进去吗 You want me to go in with you?
看我往一根棍上尿尿 To watch me pee on a stick?
我是想表现得贴心一点 I'm being supportive right now.
你也应该试试 You could try the same.
我都怀孕了 你确定我没有太重吗 I'm pregnant. You sure I'm not too heavy?
没有 我轻松应对 No, I got it.
是时候做新婚之夜大家都会做的事了 I guess it's time to do what people do on their wedding night.
小乔治 我们都要为人父母了 Georgie, we're gonna be parents.
我们不再做那种事了 We don't do that anymore.
是哦 Oh, right.
而且 我羊水破了 弄到你床上到处都是 Besides, my water just broke all over your bed.
我了个去 Dadgum it.
别享乐了 帮我照顾这几个孩子 Stop having fun, and help me take care of these babies.
我刚刚才下白天班回来 But I just got home from my day job.
在夜班之前我只有10分钟休息 And I only have ten minutes till my night job.
那就表示你有10分钟可以帮忙 That's ten minutes you could be helping.
先把这个不知道是谁的尿布换了 Now go change whichever this one is.
小乔治 有个叫枪和玫瑰的乐队 Georgie, there's a band called Guns N' Roses
打电话找你 on the phone.
真的吗 Really?
是啊 吉他手手受伤了 Yeah. The guitarist hurt his hand,
他们希望你去替补 and they want you to fill in.
告诉他们不行 我现在是爸爸了 Tell them I can't. I'm a dad now.
好的 Okay.
10分钟可真漫长 This is a long ten minutes.
这辆露营车好酷 Ooh, this camper is so cool.
我们从我妈妈男友那儿借的 We borrowed it from my mom's boyfriend.
是的 你可能不想翻看太多 Yeah, you might not want to poke around too much.
你要是发现我岳母的文胸 我就朝墙上开过去 You find my mother-in-law's bra, I'm driving into a brick wall.
或许我们也可以买一辆 Maybe we get one of these.
夏天的时候四处自驾游 就我们两个 Spend our summers driving around, just the two of us.
太棒了 我们第一站去哪里 That sounds amazing. Where would we go first?
这重要吗 Does it even matter?
我们甚至不用开出家门口的车道 We don't even have to take it out the driveway.
你说得没错 You got that right.
你们能不能别这样 Can you guys not do that?
-哪样 -一副很幸福的样子 -Do what? - Be so happy.
你们迈进婚姻坟墓了 像样点 You're married. Act like it.
你怎么忍受他的 How do you put up with him?
这是个好问题 你们的秘诀是什么 That's a good question. What's your secret?
沟通 Communication.
真是够了 Oh, God.
-怎么样 -我没怀孕 - Well? - I'm not.
-真的 -危机解除 - Really? - We're good.
逃过一劫 Oh, thank God.
-松了一口气 -是啊 - What a relief. - I know.
我们别再抱抱了 We better stop hugging,
不然擦枪走火 你又得验孕了 or you're gonna need another stick to pee on.
你们进入一个昏暗霉臭的地窖 You enter a dark and musty crypt.
墙上挂着一排火把 照亮了房间 Torches along the walls fill the room
火光闪烁 with a flickering light.
房间中央放着一个神秘的发光箱子 In the center of the room is a mysterious glowing chest.
你们要怎么做 What do you do?
我要打开箱子 I open the chest.
这箱子出现在一个地窖的正中央 It's a chest in the middle of a crypt.
你不觉得有点可疑吗 That's a little suspicious, don't you think?
我说不好 我连地窖是什么都不清楚 I don't know. I'm not even sure what a crypt is.
说不定有机关 It could be booby-trapped.
盗贼能够检查是否有机关 Thieves have the ability to check for traps.
那就好 我来检查 Good for me, I can do that.
等一下 这箱子不属于我们 Hold it. This chest does not belong to us.
那又怎样 So?
我是名圣骑士 I'm a paladin.
这么做不太... 符合圣骑士的风范 It's not a very... paladin-y thing to do.
你既不想偷钥匙 You didn't want to steal the key,
也不想打怪 You didn't want to fight the goblins.
你连蜘蛛都不愿杀死 You wouldn't even kill the spider.
只是把它放进杯子里 然后拿去外面放生 You put it in a cup and took it outside.
这不是游戏里的事啊 Well, that wasn't in the game.
我知道 I know.
那是现实生活中的 所以更糟 It was in real life, which is worse.
我能和你们姥姥单独谈谈吗 Could me and your meemaw have a little privacy, please?
我们可以回避 但还是会偷听的 We can leave, but we're still gonna listen.
还有 你们发现没有机关 Also, you find no traps.
你到底有什么不满 What is your problem?
你装出一副乖乖牌的样子 You act like Mr. Goody Two-shoes,
-你以为我会相信这是真的吗 -是啊 - and you expect me to believe that's real? - Yeah.
老娘才不信 Well, I don't.
我被下套了 谢尔顿还说没机关 Sheldon said there were no traps.
我知道这样有点做作 但我和达琳 Now, I know it's hokey, but at least once a day,
每天至少感谢对方某件事一次 Darlene and I say one thing that we appreciate about each other.
很甜蜜吧 Isn't that sweet?
那是韦恩出的主意 It was Wayne's idea.
我感谢你的美言 I appreciate you saying that.
我要吐了 And I'm gonna vomit.
不用这样的 It's fine.
我们知道彼此心里都感激对方 We-we know we appreciate each other.
玛丽 你觉得呢 Mary, is it fine?
偶尔听些甜言蜜语也没什么不好 I guess it wouldn't hurt to hear it once in a while.
乔治 George?
怎么 现在就要说 What? Now?
你有别的事要做吗 You got something better to do?
-快点 乔治 -太荒唐了 - Come on, George. - This is ridiculous.
快说吧 别耍孩子脾气 Just do it, you baby.
好吧 玛丽 我感激你 Fine. Mary, I appreciate you.
你就这水平 That's the best you can do?
老婆 你有单身朋友能介绍给这位可怜女性吗 Baby, you have any single friends for this poor woman?
玛丽 我感激你把家里照料得很好 Mary, I appreciate how much you take care of the house
对我们无微不至 and... all of us.
我知道这并不容易 I know it's not easy.
谢谢你 这番话对我意义非凡 Thank you. That means a lot.
我很喜欢 玛丽 到你了 I love it. Mary, you're up.
乔治 Well, George...
我感激你辛勤工作 I appreciate how hard you work.
我知道你为我们做了许多牺牲 I know you make a lot of sacrifices for us,
平时我们没给你足够的肯定 and you don't get enough credit for that.
谢谢你 Thank you.
好了 现在说说你们有多感激 Now, let's hear how much you appreciate me
我挽救了你们的婚姻 for fixing your marriage.
闭嘴吧 韦恩 Shut up, Wayne.
不知道蓝树莓是谁想出来的 I wonder who came up with blue raspberry.
树莓又不是蓝色的 Raspberries ain't blue.
-应该叫蓝莓才对 -照理说是啊 - It should be blueberry. - You'd think.
可蓝莓也不是蓝色的 而是紫色的 But blueberries ain't blue either, they're purple.
这国家的蓝色食物有待改进 The whole blue food situation in this country needs some work.
你想做什么 So, what do you want to do?
大概是不用脱衣服做的事吧 Probably something with our clothes on.
可不是嘛 之前吓死我了 No kidding. That was scary.
-太吓人了 -我害怕我得娶你 - Terrifying. - I was afraid I was gonna have to marry you.
害怕 Afraid?
怕得腿都抖了 Shaking in my boots.
娶我到底有哪一点那么糟糕 And what, exactly, would be so terrible about marrying me?
我没说糟糕啊 I didn't say terrible.
很棒的事也能令人害怕 You can be afraid of things that are great.
比如呢 Like what?
想到了 过山车 Oh, roller coasters.
你真是个白痴 You're an idiot.
过山车是个机智的好答案 Roller coasters is a good answer.
我没说鲨鱼 我本来第一个想到的是这个 I didn't say sharks, which is what I thought of first.
你越说越糟了 You're making it worse.
怎么会 我又没说出来 How is I worse? I didn't say it.
过山车是个好答案 Roller coasters is a good answer.
你怎么变了 你以前很会玩很有意思的 What happened to you? You used to be fun.
还不够吗 我都陪你外孙们 Come on, I'm playing this stupid game
-玩这个蠢游戏了 -此言太失礼 - with your grandkids. - That's rude.
别废话了 我们都知道这不是你的真面目 Cut the crap. We both know this isn't you.
我真是吵不赢你 Oh, I can't win with you.
-这话是什么意思 -当我没说 - What does that mean? - Forget it.
不能当没说过 跟我说真心话 No, I'm not gonna forget it. Talk to me.
-我不想 -米希 帮帮我 - I don't want to. - Missy, help me out here.
沟通很重要 Communication is important.
我从《新鲜王子妙事多》那个剧学到的 I learned that on the Fresh Prince show.
我向你求婚 你却一口拒绝了我 I asked you to marry me and you turned me down flat.
你还在记恨这件事吗 Are you still mad about that?
我当然还耿耿于怀了 Oh, hell yeah I'm still mad about that.
他向你求婚了 He proposed?
他刚不是说了吗 听八卦要专心 He just said he did. Pay attention.
你根本没把我的求婚当回事 And you didn't even take it seriously.
我没当回事是因为你当时喝醉了 I didn't take it seriously because you were drunk.
我喝醉的时候才最诚实 That's when I'm the most honest.
你可以随便问酒吧里的人 他们都知道 You can ask anybody at the bar.
行吧 但那仍改变不了 Okay, fine. That still doesn't change the fact
-我没兴趣再婚的事实 -为什么 - that I'm not interested in getting married again. - Why not?
我才没义务向你解释 I don't have to explain myself to you.
-我想知道 -我还想玩《龙与地下城》呢 - I'd like to know. - And I'd like to play D&D.
我们谈过这话题了 We've been through this.
我喜欢我现在的生活 I like my life just the way it is,
如果你不能接受配合 那么... and if you can't work with that, then, well...
怎样 Well what?
算你丫倒霉 Tough knuckles.
那太好了 Well, that's good, then.
我不用再假扮 I don't have to pretend to be
只喝水不喝酒的温吞老好人 mister water-drinking nice guy anymore.
我一直就想告诉你这一点 That's what I've been trying to tell you.
好吧 Yeah, well.
失陪一下 Will you all excuse me?
你去哪里 Where you going?
我去拿瓶啤酒喝 I'm gonna get myself a beer.
你们站在地窖里 面前有一个上锁的箱子 So you're standing in a crypt looking at a locked chest.
你们要怎么做 What do you do?
从箱里拿出一瓶啤酒 Pull a beer out of it.
别挡着老娘 Get out of my way.
我是盗贼 我要打开这箱子 I'm a thief, and I'm opening this chest.
你试你的 本圣骑士喝得正爽 Have at it. I'm a paladin with a buzz on.
成功了 Success.
箱子打开后 里面有一辐卷轴 The chest opens, revealing a scroll
上面用奇怪的语言写了古文字 with ancient writing in a strange language
你们不认识这门语言 你们要怎么做 you don't recognize. What do you do?
我觉得这很无聊 I say this is boring...
于是把自己变成忍者神龟力量公主 and turn myself into a Ninja Turtle Princess of Power.
♪ 忍者神龟... ♪ ♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... ♪
游戏瞬间变得精彩 This game just got good.
-击掌 -来 - High five. - Yeah.
♪ 身披硬甲的英雄 神龟力量 ♪ ♪ Heroes in a half-shell, turtle power. ♪