《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
哪个领结既能代表我已经足够成熟来读大学 Which bow tie says "mature enough "to be in college,
但是又足够幽默可以讨论 but whimsical enough to discuss which came first,
希格斯场还是希格斯玻色子先出现 the Higgs field or the photon"?
它们都代表怪小孩只能一个人吃饭 They both say weird kid who eats alone.
你好 斯特吉斯博士 我是玛丽·库珀 Hello, Dr. Sturgis. This is Mary Cooper.
你知道德州的沃克西哈奇那边 Did you know there's a, uh, supercollider being built
-要盖一座超级对撞机吗 -不知道 - in Waxahachie, Texas? - No.
我接受了去那里工作 I've taken a job there.
等等 所以谢尔顿去上学时 Hold on. You're not gonna be around
你不会在吗 when Sheldon starts college?
这是个很棒的问题 That's a great question.
不会在 No.
既然明天大家都要重新开学了 我们结束前 Since everyone is going back to school tomorrow, let's finish up
-用一个开学祈祷来收尾吧 -怎么了 - with a back-to-school prayer. What?
这个祈祷是只适合中学生 Does this prayer just apply to middle school,
还是大学范畴的学习也适用呢 or is it appropriate for the college-bound?
任何学生都可 It's for everyone.
但还是感谢您再次提醒大家 But thank you once again for reminding us
你要去上大学了 you're starting college.
小事情 你贵人多忘事也很正常 Oh, I don't mind. You've got a lot on your plate.
你跟着祈祷吧 Just pray.
亲爱的天父 在我们即将重新返回学校之际 Dear Heavenly Father, as we return to school,
我们望向您... we look to your eternal...
比利 是祈祷不是宣誓 Billy, it's not the pledge.
我们很明显不能指望得到配合... It is clear that we cannot expect the cooperation...
我通常不喜欢胡须 但斯波克先生蓄得真好看 Normally I don't like facial hair, but Spock makes it work.
-您好 -谢尔顿 - Hello? - Sheldon,
我是林克莱特博士 it's Dr. Linkletter.
我正在看《星际旅行:初代》 I'm watching Star Trek: The Original Series.
抱歉 我很久没看卡通了 I'm sorry, I'm not up on my cartoons.
不是卡通 是真人科幻剧集 It's not a cartoon. It's a live-action science fiction show.
不过的确是有另外一部《星际旅行:动画系列》 Although there is one called Star Trek: The Animated Series.
我相信你 I believe you.
我打来是想跟你妈妈说几句 I was wondering if I can speak with your mommy.
好的 稍等 Sure. Hold on.
妈 林克莱特博士打来了 Mom, Dr. Linkletter's on the phone.
我们等她接电话的同时 分享个有趣小知识 While we wait, here's a fun fact.
在动画系列中 In the animated series,
库库尔坎是由詹姆斯·杜汉所配音的 Kukulkan was played by James Doohan.
-您好 -詹姆斯·杜汉在《星际旅行:初代》中 - Hello? - James Doohan played Scotty
扮演了斯科提这个角色 on Star Trek: The Original Series.
谢尔顿 我接到了 Sheldon, I've got it.
他试着为角色搭配过多种口音 最后决定用爱尔兰腔 He tried several accents before settling on Scottish.
-谢尔顿 你可以挂了 -好 - Sheldon, hang up. - Okay.
因为他觉得爱尔兰人都是很棒的工程师 再见 He felt the Scots were excellent engineers. Bye.
林克莱特博士 请问有什么事吗 Dr. Linkletter, what can I do for you?
你好 库珀太太 我只是想告诉你 Hello, Mrs. Cooper. I just wanted to let you know,
虽然斯特吉斯博士不在了 但是以后 with Dr. Sturgis away, I'll be available
我也会帮忙照看谢尔顿 should Sheldon need anything.
这真是让我放下心中的大石 太谢谢你了 Oh, that is very comforting to know. Thank you so much.
他好不好对我十分重要 His well-being is important to me,
这可是我的老板亲自下达的命令 as was made abundantly clear by my boss.
好吧 我们还是非常谢谢您 Okay, well, we are truly grateful.
我对照顾小孩的经验不算太多 想请问一下 Now, I'm not terribly experienced around children.
如果他想上厕所 If he needs to use the restroom,
我不需要陪他进去吧 I don't have to go in with him, do I?
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
第四季 第七集
主啊 感谢您提供我们如此丰盛的食物 Bless us, Lord, for the food we are about to receive,
也感谢料理这些食物的人 and bless the hands that prepared it.
还有 明天要开学了 And with school starting tomorrow,
请多多保佑我们的孩子 please watch over our children.
杰夫牧师已经祈祷过这部分了 Pastor Jeff already covered this.
-他做过了吗 -对啊 我们明天没问题了 阿门 - He did? - ‭Yeah, we're good. Amen.
阿门 Amen.
我明天能开你的车去上学吗 Can I take your truck tomorrow?
你明天是坐我的车上学 Well, I think you're riding with me.
抱歉 我要载米希去上学 Sorry, I'm taking Missy to school,
而姥姥负责带谢尔顿去上学 and Meemaw's taking Sheldon.
-那能让我负责开吗 -行 - Well, can I at least drive? - Sure.
而你躲在后面货斗的防水布下 While you hide in the back under a tarp?
以后别再帮他祈祷了 给另外两个多祈祷些 Stop praying for him and focus on the other two.
谢尔顿 好消息 Sheldon, good news.
林克莱特博士打来是要说 Dr. Linkletter was calling to say
你上学的时候 如果有任何需要 that while you're at school, if you need anything,
你都可以去找他 you can go to him.
都要上大学了还需要有个保姆 Starting college and you need a babysitter.
真是好笑 That's funny.
我才不需要保姆照看呢 I don't need a babysitter.
林克莱特博士只是在万一有情况时帮忙 Dr. Linkletter is just around in case there's a problem.
比如他需要换尿布的时候吗 Like if he needs a new diaper?
够了 我们能安安心心吃饭吗 Enough. ‭Can we please have a nice dinner?
本来可以啊 是你坚持要一家人一起吃饭 We could. But you're the one who wants to eat as a family.
别帮他们任何一个祷告 Don't pray for any of 'em.
-林克莱特博士 -谢尔顿 - Dr. Linkletter. - ‭Sheldon.
这么早就见到你真是很高兴啊 How wonderfully early it is to see you.
如果你来是想吃点小零食 If you've come by for a snack,
我给你买了一些鱼形状的饼干 I picked you up some crackers shaped like fish.
我来只是想说 I just wanted to let you know
我不需要你来当我的保姆 that I don't need you to babysit me.
我完全可以自力更生 I'm perfectly self-reliant.
太好了 我也不太会跟小孩相处 Excellent. I'm not very comfortable around children,
哪怕是你这种高度成熟的孩子 even with your level of maturity.
你多大啊 6岁还是7岁 How old are you? Six? Seven?
11岁 Eleven.
原来如此 I see.
幸好我还留着这个 Then it's good I kept the receipt for this
熊形状吹泡泡瓶的收据 bottle of bubbles shaped like a bear.
我该走了 I should get going.
我的哲学课再几分钟后就要上课了 My philosophy class starts in a few minutes.
好的 好多伟大的思想家 苏格拉底 柏拉图 Ah, yes, the great thinkers. Socrates, Plato.
说到柏拉"图" 我还买了好玩黏"土" Speaking of which, I got you some Play-Doh.
我估计你不会想我陪你进去吧 I figure you don't want me to walk you in?
这些年我没白教你 I've trained you well.
该带的东西都准备好了吗 带午餐钱了吗 Do you have everything you need? Lunch money?
-有的 -置物柜密码呢 - Yep. - ‭Locker combination?
在这里 Right here.
-为什么写在那里 -写在手上可就太小学生了 - Why is it there? - Writing on my hand is so fifth grade.
你说得对 Of course.
好了 我要进去啦 Okay, I'm gonna go in.
我估计你也不会想要个抱抱吧 I assume you don't want a hug?
速抱速决 Make it quick.
-够长了 -好 - That's enough. - ‭Okay.
-祝我好运 -祝你一切顺利 - Wish me luck. - ‭Good luck.
-你好啊 -你好啊 布兰达 - Hey. - Hey, Brenda.
她不想你送她进去吗 She didn't want you to walk her in?
-是啊 -比利呢 - No. - How about Billy?
我送他进去了 Oh, I walked him in.
还找到了他的教室 Found his homeroom.
家房间
还得跟他解释家教室与 Explained that "homeroom" is different
他在家里的房间是不一样的 than his room at home.
无法确定他听没听懂 Still not sure he gets it.
-很难受的一天啊 -是的 - Tough day. - Yeah.
你想一起去喝杯咖啡吗 You want to get some coffee?
我本来是想去喝伏特加 不过咖啡也行 I was thinking vodka, but coffee will do.
我一直都把自己视为一名知识收集者 I've always considered myself a collector of knowledge.
我的大脑就像《夺宝奇兵》电影最后的大库房 My mind is like the warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
但里面装的不是古董文物 而是知识 But instead of artifacts, it's just facts.
而现在我是个全日制的大学学生 And now that I was a full-time college student,
我的藏品马上要指数级增加 my collection was about to grow exponentially.
欢迎来到哲学的世界 Welcome to the world of philosophy.
多数的大学课程都是要教导你们 Most college courses are about teaching you things
你们不懂的事物 而在这里 that you don't know. Here,
我要教导你们 其实你们以为自己懂的事物 I am going to teach you that you don't even know
你们并不真的懂 what you think you know.
天啊 Oh, boy.
中国的哲学家庄子相信 The Chinese philosopher Chuang Tzu believed
他有可能并不懂任何事 it was possible he didn't really know anything
因为他可能只是一只蝴蝶 because he might just be a butterfly
梦到自己是一位哲学家 dreaming that he was a philosopher.
-请说 -他不是一只蝴蝶 - Yes. - He wasn't a butterfly.
你怎么知道呢 Well, how do you know?
蝴蝶的大脑并没有足够的神经元细胞 The butterfly brain doesn't contain enough neurons
去生成一个复杂的梦境 to generate a complex dream.
还有 你称他为中国哲学家庄子 Plus, you referred to him as Chinese philosopher Chuang Tzu,
不是中国蝴蝶庄子 and not Chinese butterfly Chuang Tzu.
-你一定是谢尔顿·库珀 -是的 老师 - You must be Sheldon Cooper. - Yes, ma'am.
很不错 库珀先生 那你怎么知道 Very well, Mr. Cooper, how do you know
蝴蝶不能做梦不是你的梦境呢 you're not just dreaming butterflies can't dream?
因为我很清醒 Because I'm awake.
也可能是你梦到你很清醒 Or are you dreaming you're awake?
你可以看到我醒着而且你能听到我说话 You can see I'm awake and you can hear me talking.
是吗 我也不知道了 Yeah... I don't know.
我在"感恩死亡"乐队演唱会上看到过一些 I saw some pretty trippy stuff
如梦似幻的事情 at a Grateful Dead concert.
鼓手变成一只跳踢踏舞的海象 The drummer turned into a tap-dancing walrus
随后飘走了 and floated away.
所以我们并不能完全信任我们的感官 对吗 So we can't really trust our senses, can we?
我们可以通过与其他观察者比较来确认真实性 We can validate them by comparing them with other observers.
那就意味着 Mm, but that would mean
我们需要听他们说了什么 we have to hear what they say,
这一步还是需要…信任我们的感官 which requires... trusting our senses.
你发现你论点中的漏洞了吗 库珀先生 Do you see a problem with your argument, Mr. Cooper?
如果你没有把脚趾对着我 我注意力能更集中 I could concentrate better if you weren't flashing your toes at me.
比利这孩子很乖 Billy's a sweet kid.
可是中学生一定会生吞了他 But these middle schoolers are gonna eat him alive.
也不一定吧 说不定他们人很好 You don't know that. Maybe they'll be nice.
我的天 如果我们现在在中学 Boy, if we were in middle school right now,
你的头早就瞬间被我按进马桶里冲了 I'd have your head in a toilet so fast.
如果你肯的话 我可以让米希跟他多玩玩 If you want, I can ask Missy to hang out with him,
确保他不会发生什么事 make sure things go okay.
-绝对不行 -为什么 - Absolutely not. - ‭Why?
那女孩甜美可人又有伶牙俐齿 That girl is cute and sassy,
很大概率会非常受欢迎 and has a real chance at being popular.
不要从她那里夺走这种可能 或者我这里 Do not take that from her. Or me.
受欢迎没有那么重要 Popularity isn't that important.
这是最重要的 It is the most important.
瞧瞧我们俩 我一团糟 Look at us. I'm miserable.
你永远在担心这担心那 You're always worried about something.
我希望这里有一个女孩可以成为赢家 I'd like one girl around here to win.
我才没有整天担心东担心西 I'm not always worried.
今天可是谢尔顿上大学第一天 It's Sheldon's first day of college,
你敢说你没有崩溃 and you're not freaking out?
我脑海里在崩溃 It's on my mind.
但他一直以来都很期待去上大学 But he's been looking forward to this for a long time.
他一定正享受美好的一天 I'm sure he's having a wonderful day.
她展现出对科学完全的蔑视 She displayed complete contempt for science.
她声称知识只是一种玄学 She claimed that knowledge was a myth,
然后她还跟其他人说上课可以脱鞋 and then she told the class they could take their shoes off.
有些人真的脱了 Some of them did.
幸运的是我们知道你是一个成熟的年轻人 Luckily we've established you're a mature young man
你能够独自解决事情 capable of figuring this out on his own,
去拿下他们吧 兄弟 so, go get 'em, sport.
但是你作为科学代言人 But as a man of science,
难道这件事没冒犯到你吗 aren't you offended by this?
谢尔顿 这里是大学校园 Sheldon, this is a college campus.
你会遇到多种多样的事 You come across all sorts.
无政府主义者 共产主义者 素食主义者 Anarchists, communists, vegans.
还有一个宗教学部门的家伙 There's a fella in the religion department that
认为上帝是两个女人 believes God is two women,
她们分别叫温蒂和克莱尔 and their names are Wendy and Claire.
但是她说没有人真的知道任何事 But to say nobody actually knows anything,
那她怎么知道这一点的 how could she know that?
这就是悖论啊 It's a contradiction.
不如我从熊头上吹一些泡泡出来 How about I blow some bubbles out of a bear's head
我们就谈到这里吧 and we call it a day?
我不知道跟这种随便的嬉皮士 I don't know how I'm going to last all semester
怎么坚持一整个学期 with this freewheeling hippy.
谢尔顿 我不知道该跟你说什么 Sheldon, I don't know what to tell you.
如果你那么不开心 直接退掉那门课 If you're that unhappy, just drop the class.
妙计啊 直接退出 Of course. Drop the class.
这里可是大学 我可以那么做 This is college. I can do that.
-这就对了 -谢谢你 - There you go. - ‭Thank you.
-不客气 -从现在开始 - You're welcome. - ‭From now on,
我一有问题就会来找你的 I'm coming to you with all my problems.
"这牌子背面的论述为真" "The statement on the other side of this sign is true."
"这牌子背面的论述为假"
埃里克森教授 Professor Ericson?
进来吧 Come in.
库珀先生 欢迎 我有什么可以帮你的 Mr. Cooper, welcome. How can I help you?
我想退掉您的课 I would like to drop your class.
我很遗憾听到这个消息 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
我还很喜欢我们关于怀疑论的讨论呢 I enjoyed our discussion about skepticism.
还有蝴蝶的讨论 And butterflies.
我是一个科学家 我并不觉得 I'm a scientist, and I don't find
这种类型的问题值得我花时间 those types of questions worth my time.
而且蝴蝶只是可以追着你跑的蠕虫 And butterflies are just worms that can chase you.
关于哲学的问题 The questions of philosophy
是非常具有挑战性的 are extremely challenging.
人们花了两千多年 People have spent 2,000-plus years
试图解决哲学问题 失败了 trying to solve them without success.
所以如果你想放弃 我不会怪你的 So if you feel like giving up, I don't blame you.
我不会放弃的 I'm not giving up.
我的意思是它们没那么重要 I'm saying they're not important.
好吧 那什么是重要的 Okay, so what is important?
获取真实的知识很重要 The acquisition of factual knowledge.
那你怎么知道有些东西是真实的 And how do you know if something is factual?
你做测试看能不能成立 You test it and see if it holds true.
那你怎么知道那又是真实的 And how do you know that that's factual?
你又来了 You're doing it again.
或许我是在你的梦境里这么做 Maybe you're dreaming I'm doing it.
第一天过得怎么样 How was your first day?
令人愤怒 Infuriating.
第一天过得怎么样 How was your first day?
太棒了 So good.
第一天过得怎么样 How was your first day?
然后她说"或许你只是在做梦" And then she said, "Maybe you're just dreaming."
-你要退掉那门课吗 -是的 - Are you gonna drop the class? - ‭Yes,
但是只有在我当着所有人的面 but only after I systematically destroy
系统性摧毁她草率的论点之后再退 her half-baked arguments in front of everybody else.
拥有目标真的很不错 It's good to have goals.
中饭的时候 一个八年级男生说 And at lunch, an eighth-grade boy said,
我原话引用 "我也喜欢葱乐圈" and I quote, "I like Funyuns, too."
-很赞嘛 -我知道 - Wow. - I know.
然后我去图书馆借书 I stopped at the library today and picked up
借了认知论方面的书 还有笛卡尔关于梦的理论 books on epistemology, Descartes's dream argument
以及科学逻辑的基础 and the foundations of scientific logic.
你知道她会怎么反应吗 Do you know what she's going to do?
十分懊悔这一天吗 Rue the day?
白天 黑夜 只要能懊悔 The day, the night. If it's rue-able,
她一定十分懊悔 she's going to rue it.
数学课上 我坐在 And in math class, I sit right between
海瑟一号和海瑟二号中间 Heather M. And Heather B.
真不错 你以前的朋友们都还在身旁 It's nice you're with your friends.
比不错还要好 所有小纸条都得从我手中传过 It's more than nice. All notes go through me.
BGM：Warrant - Cherry Pie
这才是权力象征 That's power.
* 她是我的樱桃派 * * She's my cherry pie *
* 冰冰的冷饮 犹如甜蜜的惊喜 * * Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise *
* 味道太棒 成熟男性也要哭泣 * * Tastes so good, make a grown man cry *
* 甜蜜樱桃派 * * Sweet cherry pie, yeah. *
科学夫人的神圣之名 The good name of Lady Science
已经被玷污了 had been besmirched
应该由我来守护她的荣誉 and it was up to me to defend her honor.
今晚我有许多知识要学习 I had a lot of ground to cover in one night.
幸好 十一年来我家里无休止的唠叨 Thankfully, 11 years of my family's incessant yammering
赋予了我强大的专注力 had given me an extraordinary ability to focus.
但是我想看《新鲜王子妙事多》 But I want to watch Fresh Prince.
太遗憾了 比赛已经开始了 Too bad. The game is on.
永远都有比赛正开局 老爸你说呢 There's always a game on. Dad?
抱歉 孩子 这可是牛仔队的比赛 Sorry, kid, it's the Cowboys.
但今晚是新季首播集 But it's the season premiere.
新鲜王子一家人会拿到 Fresh Prince's family gets tickets
人民选择奖的门票 to the People's Choice Awards.
我绝对不能错过啊 I'm not missing it.
"当前调查的目的是建立一个结构系统 "Present investigations aim to establish a constructional system.
也就是物体的认知 逻辑系统..." That is, an epistemic, logical system of objects..."
我的剧只有30分钟 My show's only 30 minutes.
你的球赛有三小时耶 Yours is three hours.
但你的节目里没有 But yours don't have them cheerleaders
-上蹦下跳的啦啦队美女啊 -妈妈 - jumping up and down. - ‭Mom?
要不我们不开电视 改成玩桌游好不好 What if we don't turn the TV on at all and we play a board game?
-不是吧 -搞笑吗 - Come on. - ‭Seriously?
"所以在一系列树状概念结果中 "So that a genealogy of concept results,
每个都有其一定地位" in which each one has its definite place."
谢利 到你了 Shelly, it's your turn.
谢利 Shelly?
怎么了 What's happening?
我们在玩桌游 We're playing a board game.
在晚饭前玩吗 Before dinner?
你已经吃过晚饭了 You ate dinner.
我喜欢吗 Did I like it?
你说肉饼有点干 You said the meat loaf was dry.
听起来像我的口气 That sounds right.
-你好 布兰达 -我就想问问今天情况如何 - Hi, Brenda. - ‭I just wanted to see how today went.
不太好 Not great.
谢尔顿已经和他的哲学教授 Sheldon is already in some sort of fight
吵架了 with his philosophy professor.
-吵什么 -目前他在暗中计划 - About what? - Currently, he's plotting
"摧毁她的世界观" "The destruction of her worldview,"
-不管那是什么意思 -听起来很刺激呢 - whatever that means. - Sounds exciting.
基本上就是他在看一本书 还有傻笑 It's mostly him reading a book and giggling to himself.
比利呢 How about Billy?
好不了多少 Not much better.
上西语课时 ‭In Spanish class,
老师每次说"是" 比利就问"看见什么" every time the teacher said "Si," Billy said, "See what?"
看见吗
比利啊 Oh, Billy.
我知道 但如果我不苦中作乐就会哭出来 I know, but if I don't laugh about it I'll cry.
我很遗憾 I'm sorry.
米希今天怎么样 How did Missy do?
米希可能这辈子都没这么开心过 I think Missy had the best day of her life.
谢天谢地 快一五一十告诉我 Oh, thank God. Tell me everything.
有一节课她坐在她朋友们中间 Well, in one class she sits between her friends,
所以每次传小纸条都会经过她 so the note-passing goes through her.
她能得到第一手的八卦 太关键了 She's gonna get the dirt firsthand. That's huge.
然后吃午饭时一个八年级男生跟她搭讪了 And then an eighth-grade boy talked to her at lunch.
第一天就有这种艳遇 On the first day? ‭Uh-huh.
她会成为毕业舞会王后的 我在此预言 She's gonna be prom queen. I'm calling it.
那挺爽的 ‭That's fun,
但我们别高兴得太早 but let's not get ahead of ourselves.
玛丽 要是我家比利 Mary, it'll be a miracle
能考上高中都是奇迹了 if Billy even makes it to high school.
别夺走我这份乐趣 Don't take this away from me.
米希戴上舞会后冠肯定会超可爱 Missy is gonna look so cute in that tiara.
是啊 Yes, she is.
那个就是新鲜王子 That's the Fresh Prince.
他来自西费城 He's from West Philadelphia.
土生土长 Born and raised.
主题曲歌词
我上床时间早就过了 It was past my bedtime,
但手捧勒内·笛卡尔引人入胜的 but who could sleep with a page-turner
《第一哲学沉思集》 谁能睡得着啊 like Meditations on First Philosophy by Rene Descartes?
笛卡尔的身份远不止哲学家 Descartes was more than just a philosopher.
他还是名数学家 He was also the mathematician
他发明了笛卡尔平面 who invented the Cartesian plane.
如果你也喜欢过X²+Y²=K是个圆 If you've ever enjoyed that X² plus Y² equals K is a circle,
你可以用法语去对笛卡尔先生说"感激不尽" you can say merci beaucoup to Monsieur Descartes.
你好 Hello?
你好 谢尔顿 Bonjour, Sheldon.
你好 勒内·笛卡尔 Bonjour, Rene Descartes.
请坐 Please, sit.
你在读亚里士多德著的哲学书 I see you're reading a book on philosophy by Aristotle.
没错 简直是垃圾 I am. And it is garbage!
亚里士多德用俗语说 就是个二流子 Aristotle is, how you say, a punk!
我也和我的哲学教授有分歧 I'm also having trouble with my philosophy professor.
她说我们不能确定科学的真实性 ‭She says that we don't know if science is true.
老天鹅 Mon dieu!
没有科学 我们一无所知 Without science, we know nothing.
和街上那些在无知的迷雾中游荡的 No different than the dogs and kitties in the street
猫猫狗狗没两样 wandering around in a fog of ignorance
只会喵喵叫和汪汪吠 with the woofings and the meowings.
那我怎样才能让她明白 So how do I get her to understand that science
科学真能形成对现实的忠实信仰 can form true beliefs about reality as it really is?
年轻人 Ah, young man.
你是想问是知识的基础是什么 对吧 You are asking what is the foundation of knowledge, huh?
-对 -那扶稳你的帽子 - Yes. - Well, hold on to your chapeau.
我没戴帽子啊 I'm not wearing a chapeau.
只是种比喻说法啦 It is just an expression.
抱歉 Sorry.
所有知识必须建立在 All knowledge must rest on a foundation
我们绝不能怀疑的基础上 那就是... that we can never doubt and that is...
当然了 Of course.
我们学到了知识论 So we learned that the theory of knowledge
会引起一些严重问题 poses some very serious problems.
打扰了 埃里克森教授 Excuse me, Professor Ericson.
我们上次聊过后 我读了些书 I've done a little reading since last we spoke,
我准备好向你证明 and I'm prepared to show you that
我们对科学的一切认知都是真的 everything we know about science is true.
我洗耳恭听 Well, I am all ears.
你说过我不可能真切知道什么 You said I couldn't truly know anything,
但有件事是我无比确定的 but there is one thing that I do know.
如果我质疑 我就必须思考 If I question, I must think;
如果我思考 我就必须存在 if I think, I must exist.
我思考所以我存在 简言之我思故我在 Cogito, ergo sum: I think, therefore I am.
你说得对 You're right.
小爷当然是对的 You're darn right I'm right.
各位 为谢尔顿欢呼吧 Guys, g-give it up for Sheldon.
为了奖励你的出色表现 Now for a job well done...
送你一朵盛满花蜜的花 ...here is a flower full of sweet nectar.
我为什么会想要这玩意 Why would I want that?
因为你是只花蝴蝶 这只是你的梦 Because you're a butterfly and this is just your dream.
我才不是花蝴蝶 I'm not a butterfly.
你确定 Are you sure?
原来是梦 It was a dream.
糟了 Oh, no.
救命啊 Help!
我是只花蝴蝶 I'm a butterfly!
我的所有认知都是错的 一切都只是个梦 Nothing I know is real! Everything is a dream!
米希 救我 Missy, help!
不 No!
米希 Missy,
我这是醒了 还是还在做梦 am I awake or is this a dream?
闭嘴 傻子 Shut up, dingus.
好 确定我醒了 Okay, I'm awake.
谢利 你没事吧 Shelly, you feeling alright?
没事 Yes.
你怎么还没换衣服 How come you're not dressed?
何必呢 Why should I?
因为你上学要迟到了 Cuz you'll be late for school.
我不去学校 I'm not going to school.
为什么 Why not?
因为我不知道什么才是真的 Because I don't know what's real.
这话是什么意思 What does that mean?
做梦和清醒 生与死 Dreaming and waking. Life and death.
哲学家和蝴蝶 都一样 Philosophers and butterflies. They're all the same.
什么都不重要了 Nothing matters.
你这看待事物的角度还挺有趣的 That's an interesting way of looking at things.
乔治 George!
未完待续...