《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
你不能当我的实验助手 You can't be my lab assistant.
排队要抢那个位子的学生 There's a wait list of students
我不能就这么给你特殊待遇 and I just can't give you special treatment.
要想成 你得改改态度 Not with that attitude.
哪位 Hello?
我能当你的实验助手吗 Can I be your lab assistant?
如果我答应你 你可以别烦我了吗 If I say yes, will you please stop hounding me?
-当然 -行 你赢了 - Absolutely. - Fine, you win.
我很清楚自己在这的身份 I understand my role here.
事实上 我注意到你的反应速率有错误 In fact, I noticed a flaw in your reaction rate,
但我绝口不提 因为我懂得守本分 but I kept it to myself because I know my place.
-是什么错 -演技挺好 - What is it? - Nice try.
着火了 着火了 Fire! Fire!
试剂里是不是含太多氧了 Was it too much oxygen in the reagents?
瞧 你根本不需要我帮忙 See, you didn't need my help after all.
我在当林克莱特博士的助手的这事上 My role as Dr. Linkletter's lab assistant
进步神速 was progressing nicely.
我充分掌握了人工粒子收集器的使用 I had mastered operating the manual particle collector,
也就是俗称的扫把 aka a broom.
我或许不是每次都能听出别人在讽刺 I may not always recognize sarcasm,
但我绝对也是讽刺的一名好手 but I sure know how to use it.
谢尔顿 Sheldon,
我在太阳中微子探测仪上碰到了一点瓶颈 I've hit a bit of a roadblock with the solar neutrino detector.
要不你来看看吧 Why don't you come have a look?
你的意思是希望我加入你的实验吗 Are you saying you would like me to take part in your experiment?
当局者迷嘛 请个旁观者或许能有帮助 Well, I think a fresh set of eyes might be helpful.
因为我之前的旁观结果被证实是正确的吗 Because my previous observations proved correct?
是的 Yes.
如果你之前听我的 实验室就不会着火对吗 And had you listened to me, the lab wouldn't have caught fire?
对啦 Yes.
我确认一下 在稚嫩的11岁那年 So just to be clear, at the tender age of 11,
我将正式加入学术研究中吗 I'll be officially participating in an academic study.
你到底来不来 Will you do it or not?
当然 这个给你 Absolutely. Here you go.
你把这个给我干嘛 What am I supposed to do with this?
如果你连这都参不透 难怪你需要找我帮忙 Well, if you can't figure that out, no wonder you need my help.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
第四季 第十二集
家里还有吹风机吗 Do we have another hair dryer?
这只坏掉了 This one broke.
你就用毛巾擦干嘛 Just use a towel.
然后变成你这种发型吗 So my hair can look like yours?
我才不要 I don't think so.
去车库里翻翻吧 Go look in the garage.
谢谢 Thank you.
我喜欢我的发型 I like my hair.
虽然我加入了学术研究之中 I may have been part of an academic study,
但我并不是库珀家 but I wasn't the only Cooper
唯一一个即将有大发现的人 on the verge of making a great discovery.
谢尔顿以前的考卷 Sheldon's tests.
我要发大财啦 I'm gonna be rich.
米希 再10分钟出门 Missy, ten minutes.
好 Okay.
你在看什么呢 Whatcha looking at?
就看杰夫牧师与斯巴克斯太太 Uh, just Pastor Jeff and Mrs. Sparks.
他们之前也有一起散步过啊 They were out there the other day, too.
你怎么没跟他们一起 How come you don't go with them?
他们没邀请我 They didn't invite me.
真惨 Ouch.
这一天开始就难受啦 Rough start to your day.
所以我目前遇到的难题是 So, the problem that I'm running into
我没办法让内球体 is I can't get the inner sphere
成功悬浮在缓冲液里 to remain suspended in the buffer liquid.
你试过在球体外缠上铜线吗 Have you tried wrapping the sphere in copper wire?
试过了 会滑出来 I did, but it just slips out.
或许我们可以把它套在什么套子里 Perhaps we could suspend it in some sort of sleeve.
可是这样会挡住光的照射 That would prevent light from getting through.
我很好奇如果我有胡须可以捋 I wonder if my thinking would be more effective
我思考会不会更有效率 if I had a beard to stroke.
这是我对青春期少有的几个期待之一了 It's one of the few aspects of puberty I'm looking forward to.
男厕
丹 Hey, Tam.
如果我跟你说 ‭What if I told you
你今晚不用准备明天的化学考试了 你会如何 you didn't have to study for your chemistry test tonight?
为什么 Why?
因为我找到了这个 'Cause I found this.
牛逼 Cool.
那你怎么知道我们明天会考同一份考题 But how do you know we're gonna get the same test?
我确认过了 考题每年都是重复的 I checked-- we've been taking the same ones all year.
这些老师居然还敢骂我们懒吗 And teachers call us lazy?
就是说嘛 I know.
好吧 谢啦 Well, thank you.
你别急 我这东西可不是拿来送的 Hold on now. I ain't just givin' it away.
你要多少钱 How much?
5块 Five bucks.
值得 It's worth it.
我再考一次B 我妈会宰了我 If I get another B, my mom will kill me.
我卖的可不只是考卷 Hey, I don't just sell tests.
是一家团圆 I bring families together.
你猜怎么着 Get this.
我开车经过卫理教派的教堂 I drove past the Methodist church
你猜他们教堂外的标语写了什么 and you know what the sign out front said?
什么 What?
"友谊海贼船 都比不上信仰" "Friendship, pirate ship, try the best ship-- worship."
小船 之船
蛮棒的哏 Clever.
这是我们去年用过的标语 是我写的 That was our sign last year! I wrote that!
但最重要的事情难道不是 Isn't the most important thing
让更多的人愿意上教堂吗 that it might get more people to go to church?
但这个凶手犯下了盗窃之罪 But whoever did it has the sin of stealing
灵魂有了污点 这事跑不掉 on their soul now, so at least there's that.
那就行啦 There you go.
对了 Oh, um...
我看到你跟布兰达·斯巴克斯 I saw you and Brenda Sparks
今早在外面散步呢 out for a walk this mornin'.
-感觉挺有趣啊 -对啊 - That's fun. ‭- Yeah.
一大早散步挺有益身心的 Nice way to start the day.
是啊 那个... Yeah. Um...
我也想找乔治一起去散步 I'd go with George,
但他是体育老师 but he's a gym teacher,
他们这些体育老师好像都不爱走动 and as a group, they're not much for walkin'.
你就一直磨他嘛 或许哪天就顽石点头了 Well, you keep asking, maybe he'll come around.
好主意 谢谢你 Good idea, thank you.
这里面可不止装了教堂标语金句 It's not just witty church signs up here.
我从没想过球体悬浮在矿物油中 I never thought a sphere suspended in mineral oil
能这么让人兴奋 could be so exciting.
已经坚持8分钟没有移动了 Eight minutes and it hasn't moved.
目前情况十分良好 So far so good.
妈呀 我小心脏砰砰跳 Oh, boy, my heart is pounding.
希望我不会变成一个爱玩心跳的人 I hope I don't turn into an adrenaline junkie.
你们在忙什么呢 What's going on in there?
这是一个太阳中微子探测仪的原型机 This is a prototype of a solar neutrino detector.
我们得让这球完美悬浮固定在 We need to keep the sphere suspended
这个闪烁体之中 precisely in the scintillator.
说到闪烁又光彩熠熠 Speaking of scintillating...
-少来 -失礼了 - No. ‭- Sorry.
可恶 Darn it.
一定是油把黏着剂给溶了 Ah, the oil must've dissolved the adhesive.
好啦 Well...
准备好走了吗 ready to hit the road?
拜托 再等等 我们马上就要解出方法了 Please, not yet. We're so close to cracking this.
再给我们10分钟吧 Just ten more minutes?
行吧 Fine.
-太好啦 -棒啊 - Oh, boy. - ‭Yes!
虽然哥已经离开那所学校 I wasn't even at that school,
但我还是持续提升着学生的平均分数 and I was still boosting its grade point average.
你有生物考卷吗 You got biology?
不好说 你有钱吗 Depends. You got money?
-有 -那我也有 - Yeah. - I got biology.
或许我们可以制造某种茧来固定它 Perhaps we could create some sort of a cocoon to suspend it.
-用金属线吗 -或尼龙 - Out of wire? - ‭Or nylon.
但我不知道怎么把它编织在球体周围 But I wouldn't know how to weave it around a sphere.
我不是什么天才 但听起来 I'm not a genius, but it sounds to me
你们在说的就是打毛线嘛 like what y'all are talking about is, uh, crochet.
可以这么说吧 I suppose we are.
因为你们可以把毛线打成各种形状的啊 Because with crochet, you can make all kinds of shapes.
有意思 Intriguing.
我就给琼尼打过一个罩子 Hell, I even crocheted a cover for Jolene.
抱歉 什么东西 I'm sorry?
是我的保龄球啦 That's my bowling ball.
她喜欢给无生命体取名字 很怪 She likes to name inanimate objects-- it's odd.
也可以说是迷人的奇思妙想啊 Or whimsically charming.
康妮 你愿意帮助我们探测太阳中微子吗 Connie, would you help us detect solar neutrinos?
真的吗 Really?
你想要我加入你这个科学的东西吗 You-you-you want me to be a part of your science thing?
是的 Indeed.
这个嘛... Well...
有何不可 行吧 sure, why not. ‭
太好啦 Excellent.
就这样 And just like that,
我姥姥也被科学的魅惑呼唤所吸引 my meemaw had been seduced by the siren call of science.
但在我们揭开宇宙的神秘面纱之前 But before we unravel the secrets of the universe,
我要先去上个厕所 I'm gonna hit the john.
保佑准备餐点的人 And bless the hands that prepared it.
阿门 Amen.
-阿门 -阿门 - Amen. ‭- Amen.
大家都去哪里了 Where is everyone?
小乔治还没回家 谢尔顿跟姥姥还在大学 Georgie's out and Sheldon's at the university with Meemaw.
今晚这餐我的娱乐责任压力山大啊 A lot of pressure on me to keep things fun.
我在想 等会儿吃完饭 Hey, I was thinking after dinner,
我们两个可以去散个步啊 maybe you and I could go out for a walk.
为什么 Why?
杰夫牧师跟布兰达常一起散步 感觉很不错 Pastor Jeff and Brenda have been doing it, might be nice.
那你跟他们一起去就好啦 So go with them.
他们没找她 所以她在不开心 They didn't invite her. She was all upset about it.
所以人家不带你玩 倒霉的却是我吗 Well, you get left out and I get punished?
跟你老婆散步是惩罚 是吗 A walk with your wife is punishment?
换你上场 说点有趣的 You're up, say somethin' fun.
我觉得牧师跟斯巴克斯太太可能是聊比利的事 I think Pastor Jeff and Mrs. Sparks might be talking about Billy.
比利怎么了吗 What's going on with Billy?
他在学校老是惹上麻烦 He's been getting in trouble at school.
这事情哪里有趣了 How is that fun?
这是八卦啊 八卦很有趣 It's gossip. Gossip's fun.
可怜的孩子 Poor thing.
布兰达的确是有说过他还不太适应 Brenda did say he was having trouble adjusting.
或许我等会该去关心一下她 Maybe I should see if she's doing okay later.
好主意 我不用散步了 你干得好 Great idea. I'm not walking, good job.
所以我该用什么材料做这个东西 So what am I making this thing out of?
我们之前是用金属线 但或许 We were using wire, but that might be
这你编织起来不方便 difficult to crochet with.
拜托 只要老娘想 Oh, please, I could crochet barbed wire
我能用一双筷子加带刺铁丝打毛线 with a chopstick if I had to.
我欣赏你的英雄风范 I admire your bravado.
这种时候我们是不是该用女性的"英雌风范" In this case, isn't it the feminine, "bravada"?
可是我没有听过这个词呢 I've never heard the term "bravada."
咱们还是用"豪气"吧 Let's just go with "Chutzpah."
-豪气是什么意思 -就类似勇气 - What's chutzpah? - It's like moxie.
我的确很喜欢勇气 Oh, I do like moxie.
我佩服你的勇气 I admire your moxie.
但是我认为尼龙线 However, I believe that nylon thread
会是最好的选择 would be the best choice.
没错 其具有化学惰性 True, it's chemically inert and would allow
能让更多光穿过 more light to pass through.
尼龙线 Nylon thread.
没问题 Done.
棒 我知道这是个词 Brava. That one I know is a word.
对女性
我能问一下 Can I ask...
我们为什么要找太阳中微子吗 why exactly are we looking for solar neutrinos?
其他实验只观测到了半数从太阳产生的 Other experiments have only seen about half the neutrinos
中微子 coming from the Sun.
我们想弄清原因 And we'd like to figure out why.
弄清会怎么样 And what happens if we do?
就能告诉我们 那里正发生什么 They will tell us what kind of nuclear reactions
核子反应 are going on there.
在太阳里吗 In the Sun?
是的 Yes.
这么远 怎么做到 That's so far-- how?
中微子是在太阳核心内生成的 Neutrinos are made deep within the core of the Sun.
它们想要出来 They have to go over a hundred times
必须跨越地球半径百倍的距离 the radius of Earth just to get out.
有点像开一整天车 Mm, kind of like how you can drive
都还没开出德州范围 all day and still be in Texas.
没错 然后它们还得旅行 Exactly, then they have to travel another
九千三百万英里才能到达地球 93 million miles just to get here.
本质上中微子就是 Huh. Neutrinos are essentially
来自太阳中心的直接信使 direct messengers from the center of the Sun.
所以我们才要建原型机 That's why we're building the prototype.
而我能成为其中一份子吗 And I get to be a part of it?
是的 You do.
我去 Damn.
有钱拿吗 Is there any money in it?
-没有 -我去 - No. ‭- Damn.
喂 Hello?
布兰达 是我 玛丽 Hey, Brenda. It's Mary.
是你啊 Oh. Hey.
我打来是想看看你怎么样了 Hi. I was just checking in, seeing how you're doing.
什么事怎么样 How am I doing about what?
我听说比利 Well, I heard that Billy
可能在学校可能不太顺利 might be having a tough time at school.
他会没事的 谢谢你打来 Well, you know what, he'll be fine, so thanks for calling.
好吧 Okay.
如果有什么我能做的 Um, if there's anything I can do,
或者你想找人聊聊 or if you ever want to talk...?
知道了 还有其他事吗 Good to know. Anything else?
没有了 就这样 Uh, no, that was it.
那好 再见 Okay. Bye.
那一晚 我姥姥因为 That night, my meemaw was so inspired
参与我们的科学实验而深受鼓舞 to be part of our science experiment,
她一回家便投入其中 she began working on it as soon as she got home.
她简直进入了忘我境界 She was in the zone.
专心致志 She was focused.
下定决心 She was determined.
同时她也是个嗑了过多披萨的68岁老妇 She was also 68 and had eaten a lot of pizza.
诺贝尔科学奖得主是 康妮·塔克 And the Nobel Prize for Science goes to Connie Tucker!
我的天呀 你们太贴心了 Oh, my goodness, y'all are so sweet.
我想感谢我聪慧过人的外孙谢尔顿 I want to thank my brilliant grandson Sheldon and his pal Dr. Linkletter,
和他的搭档林克莱特博士 and his pal Dr. Linkletter, for bringing me in
让我参与该次实验 on the experiment.
以及感谢我琳达姑妈在我还是个小矮子时 I'd like to thank my Aunt Linda for teaching me to crochet
教会我打毛线 when I was knee-high to a June bug.
还要感谢所有人 让我成为 And everyone, for making me...
"科学之姥" "The Meemaw of Science."
姥姥 姥姥 姥姥 Meemaw! Meemaw! Meemaw!
身为一个优秀的企业家 Being a good entrepreneur,
我哥哥意识到我的旧试卷数量有限 my brother realized his supply of my old tests was limited.
于是他做了另一件他擅长的事 骗我爸 So he did something else he was good at: lie to my father.
老爸 你会使用学校的复印室吗 Dad, you ever use the copy room at school?
有时会啊 干嘛 Sometimes. Why?
我需要复印些文件 我的学校作业要用 I need to make some copies for a school project I'm working on.
那并不是给学生用的 Uh, it's not really for students.
平时会上锁 You know, they keep it locked.
那你有钥匙吗 So, you have a key?
我才不会把我钥匙给你 I'm not giving you my key.
-为什么 -因为我知道你是什么货色 Why not? - Well, because I know you,
所以我不信任你 and therefore don't trust you.
我说了 是做作业要用 I told you, it's for school.
好啊 那你明天带来我办公室 Great, then bring it by my office tomorrow
我给你复印 and I'll make copies.
算了 当我没问 Never mind.
不在我钥匙扣上哦 It's not on my key chain!
失算了 Dang it.
然而钥匙在我爸办公室的抽屉里 It was however, in my dad's drawer at work,
导致我哥哥做了一件 leading my brother to do something
人生从没做过的事 早早到学校 he had never done before: get to school early.
复印室
白痴 Sucker.
印出来的简直就是钱啊 It's like printing money.
你看起来真美 You look beautiful.
别废话 吻我 Shut up and kiss me.
谢丽尔 Oh, Cheryl.
休伯特 Oh, Hubert.
沃克西哈奇超级对撞机
我是约翰·斯特吉斯 John Sturgis.
约翰你好啊 Hey, John.
康妮 接到你来电好开心 Connie. So nice to hear from you.
你肯定猜不到我在忙什么 You'll never guess what I'm doing.
告诉我 Tell me.
我在研发太阳中微子探测仪 I am working on a solar neutrino detector.
我本来想猜你在煮水煮蛋啦 Wow. I was gonna guess making soft-boiled eggs.
谢尔顿和林克莱特 Yeah, Sheldon and Linkletter
叫我帮忙 asked me to help them out.
原来和林克莱特有关啊 Oh. Linkletter's involved.
他也没那么讨人厌啦 Oh, well, he's not so bad.
你俩不是在... You and he aren't...?
当然不是啦 我还在和戴尔约会 Oh, no, no, no. I'm still seeing Dale.
好吧 Okay, good.
你和卖排球的人在一起 我勉强能接受 I can handle you with a guy who sells volleyballs,
但如果你和另一个科学家在一起 but you with another scientist, that'd be like
我会心痛如刀割 a dagger in the heart.
没刀啦 No daggers here.
跟我说说这个实验 So tell me about this experiment.
你知道吗 太阳中微子 Well, I don't know if you know this, but solar neutrinos
如同来自太阳中心的信使 are like little messengers from the center of the Sun.
我是知道啦 I did know that,
但听你说出来感觉很可爱 but it's delightful to hear you say it.
那你珍惜这感觉 因为我只记得这么多 Well, enjoy, 'cause that's about all I remember.
-你最近有什么新鲜事 -我想想 - So, what's new by you? - Well, let's see...
对了 昨天我第一次吃卷饼当早餐 Uh, oh, yesterday I had my first breakfast burrito.
那很好啊 味道如何 Good for you. How was it?
很令人困惑 我一般都是午餐或晚餐才吃卷饼 Confusing. I ordinarily have burritos for lunch or dinner.
我不知道该说什么 I don't know how to respond to that.
你在筹备实验 You're working on an experiment
我在吃晚餐食物当早餐 and I'm eating dinner for breakfast.
这世界天翻地覆啦 It's a crazy world.
我得回图书馆 I've got to get back to the library.
但这可比书本刺激多了 Oh, but this is so much more fun than books.
我今晚能见你吗 Will I be seeing you tonight?
你会见到我的"全身上下" Oh, you'll be seeing all of me.
这应该是我最骄傲的作品 I think this might be my finest work.
我的晚餐手套可是她织的 所以这评价很高 And she made my dinner mittens, so that means a lot.
感激不尽 I can't thank you enough.
我们是不是该用实验出真知法啦 Shall we apply the empirical method?
实验出真知法好啊 就应用它吧 Yes, the empirical method. Let's apply that.
又有什么事 What now?
我感觉我昨晚可能越界了 I feel like I might've overstepped my bounds last night,
所我想送这个来给你道歉 so I just wanted to bring you these and apologize.
谢谢 有心了 Thank you.
我是真心的 And I did mean it.
如果你想找人聊聊 我随时都在 If you ever need to talk, I'm here.
非常感谢 Appreciate it.
好了 Okay.
不只是比利的事 It's more than Billy.
赫谢尔搬出去了 Herschel moved out.
布兰达 我很遗憾 Oh, Brenda, I'm so sorry.
你想进来吗 Do you want to come in?
当然 Of course.
这大箱子是怎么回事 So what's with the box?
这个实验需要在完全黑暗中才能有效进行 The experiment needs to be in complete darkness to work.
我们在显示器看实验结果 We watch these monitors for the results.
好了 剩下的就是打开摄影机 Okay, all that's left is to turn on the cameras.
谢尔顿 你能去关灯吗 Sheldon, will you get the lights?
遵命 先生 Yes, sir.
关灯是为了制造戏剧性效果吗 Is that to make it more dramatic?
是为了能更清晰地在显示器看见闪光 It's so that we can better see the flashes on the monitor.
但增加点气氛总是好的 But a little drama never hurts.
好了 开始 All right, here we go.
太阳中微子探测仪原型机即将开工 Commencement of the solar neutrino detector prototype
倒计时三 二 一 in three, two, one.
我什么都没看见 I don't see anything.
稍等一下 Give it a moment.
是这个吗 Is that it?
就是这个 That's it.
我们成功了 We did it.
第一阶段大获成功 Phase one is a success.
恭喜啊 Congratulations.
看看那些美丽的中微子啊 Look at those beautiful neutrinos.
那些不是中微子 Those aren't neutrinos.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
那不就是我们要找的吗 That's what we're looking for.
那只是放射现象 That's just radioactivity.
好吧 那我们几时才能找到中微子 Well, then, when do we find the neutrinos?
找不到 这只是原型机 We don't. This is just the prototype.
你逗我呢吗 You kidding me?
真正所需的设备有一栋楼那么大 The actual device needed would be the size of a building.
还要20到30年后才会问世 And that's 20 to 30 years away.
到那时我可能都入土为安了 Well, I could be dead by then.
你还是有可能帮助了科学发展啊 You still may have helped advance science.
除非有另一个团队比我们快 Unless another team beats us to it.
没错 Yeah.
我还是去车上等吧 I'm gonna wait in the car.
30年后我应该还活着哦 这样能好受点吗 If it helps, in 30 years, I should still be alive.
我还以为她听了会高兴 Boy, you'd think she'd be happy about that.
记住 明智的作弊者会特地错几题 Remember, the smart cheater gets some answers wrong.
听说能在这里找到你 I heard I might find you here.
你好 吉文斯老师 Oh, hey, Mr. Givens.
你能解释一下这个为什么在复印机里吗 Would you like to explain why this was on the copy machine?
有可能是任何人落下的啊 Anyone could have left that there.
是你弟弟的试卷 丹说是你干的 It's your brother's and Tam said it was you.
好吧 但我落下试卷 Fine, but I only left it there
纯粹是因为你进复印室了 我得躲起来 because you came in the copy room and I had to hide.
什么 几时的事 什么 What? When? What?
今早上课前 This morning before school.
你看到了什么 What exactly did you see?
我不想谈那种事 I don't want to talk about it.
我不想你提起那件事 Well, I don't want you talking about it.
我也不想你提起这件事 Well, I don't want you talking about this.
我都不知道这个是什么东东 I don't even know what this is.
我都不知道我看见了什么 I don't even know what I saw.
-那好吧 -无事发生 - All right, then. ‭- All right.