《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
你怎么会在这 What are you doing here?
校长好像有事想跟我们谈 Apparently, the head of the college wants to talk to us.
我就直接说正题了 I'll just get right to the point.
我想要你和你儿子 I would like you and your son
跟本校一位非常重要的捐助人见面 to meet with a very important benefactor of the college.
为什么找我们 Why us?
毕竟谢尔顿为物理系增色不少 Sheldon is an impressive addition to the physics program,
我们也希望捐助者觉得 and-and we like our donors to feel really good
自己所投入的钱不会白费 about where their money's going.
不了 谢谢 No, thank you.
我能和你单独聊聊吗 Can I speak to you alone?
你能回避一下吗 Will you give us a minute?
好吧 但如果你是想看看 Very well. But if you're looking to see
我爸有没有可能捐钱 if my father will be a potential donor,
那你就真是异想天开了 you are barking up the wrong tree.
常有人问我 People often ask why I was so resistant
为什么这么抗拒去考个驾照 to getting a driver's license.
我乘坐交通工具碰到过的种种不快就是原因之一 My spotty history with motor vehicles was certainly a factor.
请开慢一点 Please slow down.
我的时速才每小时13公里 I'm going eight miles an hour.
刚才有头牛都超我们车了 A cow just passed us.
你要撞到了 You're gonna hit it!
快让它停下 Make it stop!
只是洗车机 It's just a car wash.
-快做点什么啊 -只是洗车机 - Do something! - It's just a car wash.
我们要死了 We're gonna die!
只是洗车机啦 Just a car wash.
我为什么同意玩这个 Why did I agree to this?
我对这个完全没兴趣啊 I don't care for this at all.
我的老天 Oh, my God.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
应该没事 Yes, I think so.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
第四季 第十三集
拖车在来的路上了 Tow truck's on the way.
你确定我们不用叫救护车来吗 You sure we shouldn't call an ambulance?
我没事啦 谢尔顿你呢 I'm fine. Sheldon?
我感觉也没事 I feel fine.
发生什么事了 What happened?
一只猫跑到我们车前啦 Oh, a cat ran in front of me.
你不能踩刹车吗 You couldn't stop?
我试了啊 但是刹车没反应 I tried, but the brake just gave out.
天啊 我们这也算不幸中的大幸了 Well, thank goodness it wasn't worse.
早知道就撞了那笨猫 I should have aimed for the cat.
看来你的车得送去修一阵子了 Looks like your car's gonna be out of commission for a while.
如果你需要人载 教会有免费的接驳车 If you need a ride, the church offers a shuttle service.
我才不要坐那个老人专线呢 I'm not getting on that geezer bus.
那只是帮助行动不那么方便的人而已 It's just for people who can't get around.
他们是因为人老太萎缩 That's 'cause they're so shriveled up,
缩到开车时都看不见前面了 they can't even see over the steering wheel.
这话有点恶毒吧 That's not nice.
我去开过那个接驳车 是挺死气沉沉 I've driven that van-- it is grim.
如果姥姥的车坏了 那谁载我去上大学呢 If Meemaw doesn't have a car, who's gonna drive me to college?
如果我们早点出门 我可以在上班前送你过去 I guess if we leave early, I could take you before work.
你坐接驳车的时候记得带一点硬糖 Hey, when you take the shuttle, bring hard candy.
他们特爱吃 They gobble it up.
我真不敢相信你和姥姥今晚差点就死了 I can't believe you and Meemaw almost died tonight.
我不觉得我们差点要死 I wouldn't say we almost died.
反正我明天去学校就要这么跟小伙伴炫 Well, that's what I'm saying at school tomorrow.
-为什么 -这叫说故事的技巧 - Why? - ‭It's called good storytelling.
-但这不是说谎吗 -他们又不知道真相 - But it's lying. - They don't know that.
你甚至都不在车上 You weren't even in the car.
无所谓 有个同学她爸爸有肾结石 Doesn't matter. Shay McElheney's dad had a kidney stone--
老师免了她一周的作业呢 she got out of homework for a week.
我真不敢相信你用我的创伤经历 I can't believe you'd use my traumatic experience
来操控别人 to manipulate people.
你不敢信吗 我就敢啊 Really? I can.
引擎有着火吗 Hey, did the engine catch fire?
没有 No!
你惊魂未定 并不知情全部经过 You're in shock. You don't know what happened.
我今晚去接你可能会有点迟 I might be a little late picking you up tonight,
你到时候就在图书馆里等吧 so you can wait in the library.
-好 -我来不及给你做午饭 所以你... - All right. - I didn't have time to make lunch, so are you okay...
好啦 Okay.
怎么不上车 What's going on?
-我没办法 -怎么啦 - I can't do it. - ‭What's wrong?
万一又发生车祸怎么办 What if there's another crash?
宝贝 不会再发生的啦 Baby, that's not gonna happen again.
这你怎么能肯定 You don't know that.
谢尔顿 你再不上车 Sheldon, if you don't get in right now,
你今天就去不了学校 you're going to miss school.
的确 True.
我知道你不信这个 I know you don't believe in it,
但我现在要特别祈祷一下 but I'm gonna say an extra special prayer right now
来祈求保佑我们平安 to keep us safe.
主啊 Lord,
请保佑我和谢尔顿在去学校的路上... please look after me and Sheldon on our drive to school...
我稍后再跟您继续说 I'll get back to you.
-你有看到谢尔顿吗 -那边 - You see Sheldon? - That way.
怎么了 What's going on?
他有点恐慌发作 He's having some sort of panic attack.
天啊 我的故事真是越来越精彩了 Oh, man. My story just keeps getting better.
宝贝 你不可能这辈子都 Baby, you can't go the rest of your life
再也不坐车啊 never getting in a car again.
在汽车发明之前 人们都是这么过活的啊 Before cars were invented, people did it all the time.
好吧 我不会逼你 Well, I'm not gonna force you.
谢谢 Thank you.
我说服不了让他上车 I can't get him in the car.
那现在怎么办 So what now?
那他就不能去上学了啊 So he's not going to school.
你知道在《A字特攻队》里 T先生怕坐飞机 You know, on The A-Team, Mr. T is afraid to fly,
他们就给他喝加料牛奶让他昏睡过去 and they give him special milk to put him to sleep.
不行 Ooh. ‭No!
我才不管你的员工说了什么 I don't care what your guy says.
让他再检查一次 Have him check it again.
抱歉我有点暴躁 Sorry, I'm cranky.
没事 我喜欢看你吼我以外的人 No problem. I like when you yell at people who aren't me.
白痴修车工说我的刹车没问题 Stupid mechanic said the brakes are just fine.
有可能只是你踩错踏板啊 Well, you probably stepped on the wrong pedal.
我才没有 I didn't.
我就这么一说 我们这年纪这挺常发生的 I'm just saying, it happens with people our age, you know.
我开了一辈子的车了 I've been driving my whole life.
我知道哪个踏板是刹车 I know which pedal is which.
-你现在开始在吼我了 -抱歉 - Now you're yelling at me. - Sorry.
你今天借我开你的货车如何 What do you think about letting me borrow your truck today?
-不好说 -为什么不 - I don't know. - ‭Why not?
因为我不想失去我的货车 'Cause I like my truck.
不好笑好吗 Not funny.
好笑啊 是你自己在不爽 It is. You're just cranky.
行 Fine.
那我就自己骑自行车去发廊 Maybe I'll just ride my bicycle to the salon.
你会骑自行车吗 You ride a bike?
你觉得这个好笑吗 Is that amusing to you?
一个老太婆骑脚踏车 An old lady riding a bike?
才不好笑呢 Oh, no.
-闭上你的嘴 -好的 遵命 - Shut up. - Okay, will do.
沃克西哈奇超级对撞机
天啊 有人受伤吗 Oh, my goodness. Was anyone hurt?
没有 不过我的车得过阵子才能回来 No. But now I got no car for a while.
你可以骑你的自行车啊 You could ride your bike.
老太婆骑车吗 一点都不酷 An old lady on a bike? That's not cool.
真的吗 那我就不问我骑车时看起来如何了 Really? Then I won't ask how I look on one.
看起来很不错啦 You look great.
我知道 I know.
我就是想听你夸我一下 I just wanted to hear you say it.
所以没人能借你车吗 So, there's no one who can lend you a car?
教会有提供福利车 There is the church shuttle,
但坐那个车就感觉人生到了尽头 but that just feels like it's the end of the line.
我不这么觉得 Oh, I wouldn't say that.
在尽头之前还有好多更致郁的步骤呢 There's all sorts of depressing steps before the end.
比如请全天候专人看护 You've got full-time nursing care.
约翰再见 Bye, John.
去住协助生活机构 Assisted living.
-约翰再见 -临终安宁疗护 - Bye, John. - Hospice.
-约翰再见 -插管 - Bye, John. - Life support.
约翰再见 Bye, John!
拔管 Pulling the plug.
-约翰再见 -然后 - Bye, John. - Then...
奇迹般康复过来 you make a miraculous recovery!
-太好了 -但是... - Great! - But...
-医院账单令你穷困潦倒 -再见 - the hospital bills leave you destitute! - Bye.
再见 Bye.
我是格兰特·林克莱特 Grant Linkletter.
林克莱特博士 我是谢尔顿·库珀 Dr. Linkletter, Sheldon Cooper.
我想告诉你我今天不能去上课了 I wanted to let you know I won't be in class today.
-你一切都还好吗 -还好 - Is everything all right? - Yes,
但为了要更好地保护我自己 but in the interest of self-preservation,
我决定今后要避免乘坐交通工具 I've decided to avoid traveling in motor vehicles.
我相信这背后必定是有一番故事 I'm sure there's a story behind that.
-的确 -但我不想听 - There is. - I don't want to hear it.
所以我们今天的课该这么处理呢 So, how shall we handle today's class?
我想你可以从别的学生那里借到笔记吧 Well, I'm sure you can get notes from another student.
或者你可以现在直接给我讲课 Or you could give the lecture to me right now.
荒唐 That's preposterous.
怎么会 我们可以是在开创全新的教育方式 Why? We could be creating a new model of education
让学生们能够远端学习 where students could learn remotely.
说不定这会是未来的潮流呢 It could be the wave of the future.
谢尔顿 到学校上课是你的责任 Sheldon, it's your responsibility to come to class,
而不是我上赶着来给你教课 not mine to bring the class to you.
我姥姥宿醉的时候也像你这样暴躁 My meemaw gets cranky like this when she's hungover.
你也是因为这样才暴脾气吗 Is that what's happening here?
梅德福第一浸信会教堂 有何能为您保佑 First Baptist of Medford. How may I bless you?
我还以为是佩佩负责接电话的呢 I thought Peg answered the phones.
妈 Mom?
是的 Yeah.
你有什么事吗 Something I can help you with?
算了 不急 No, it can wait.
你想要问福利车的电话对不对 You want the number to the shuttle, don't you?
对 Yes.
我这就找给你 Let me get that for you.
电话簿里找"老"开头底下的"老人专线" Huh. Um, looking under "G" for "geezer bus,"
没找到耶 and it's not there.
好好笑哦 Oh, that's hilarious.
或许是在"遗"字底下的"遗老" Maybe it's under "O" for "Old fogies."
你现在这种举动可算不上是好基督徒 You know, you're not being a very Christian person right now.
我平常充值了很多祈祷了 松懈一天也没事 I have enough prayers in the bank, I can coast for a day.
给我号码少废话 Just give me the number!
好啦 你打给他们的时候 All right. Now, remember when you call
记得让他们知道你需不需要协助上下楼 to let them know if you need any help getting up stairs.
林克莱特博士不愿意满足我的要求 Dr. Linkletter wouldn't give me what I wanted.
我也不能去跟我妈告状 I couldn't tell on him to his mommy,
但我能去跟他的"职场妈妈"告状 but I could to his "work mommy."
谢尔顿 有什么需要我帮忙的 Sheldon. What can I do for you?
我今天不能去学校上学了 I can't make it to school today,
我很烦恼我会错过物理课 and I'm concerned about the physics class I'm missing.
为什么你没来学校呢 And how come you're not here?
我跟我姥姥发生了一场车祸 I was in a car accident with my meemaw.
天啊 你没事吧 Oh, my God. Are you okay?
这个嘛... Well...
我真不敢相信你用我的创伤经历来操控别人 I can't believe you'd use my traumatic experience to manipulate people.
你不敢信吗 我就敢啊 Really? I can.
然后她的车还得请人来拖去修 ...and then her car had to get towed away.
给我心里带来了不小的阴影 It was quite a traumatic experience.
你个可怜的小家伙 Oh, you poor thing.
我有什么能帮到你的 What can I do to help?
请你翻到课本第78页 If you turn to page 78 in the textbook,
我将会从这里开始上今天的课 I'll begin today's lecture.
我们应该做出一种影像系统 We should come up with some kind of video system
这样你能看到我举手 so you can see when I raise my hand.
你直接跟我说不就好了吗 Why don't you just tell me?
我们来试试 举手 Let's try it. Hand-raise.
怎么了 谢尔顿 Yes, Sheldon.
效果拔群 That worked great.
康妮 在等信吗 Hey, Connie. Waiting for the mail?
-是啊 你懂我的 -嗯 - Yeah. You know me. ‭- Yeah.
是广告公司寄来的奖券 Something from Publishers Clearing House.
或许你中奖了呢 Maybe you won.
-要是真的就好了 -是啊 - Yeah, wouldn't that be something? - ‭Yeah.
有些人觉得 You know, people think
这广告公司就像游戏节目主持艾德 Publishers Clearing House is Ed McMahon,
但其实那是另外一家公司啦 but that's actually a different company.
-是吗 -对啊 - Is that so? ‭- Yeah.
这家广告商是专门把中奖的大支票 Publishers Clearing House is the Prize Patrol
亲自送上门的节目 with the giant check.
而艾德·麦克马洪... Ed McMahon...
跟你聊天真是有趣 爱德温 慢走不送 Well, it sure is nice talking to you, Edwin. Bye.
是教会福利车 我奶奶有时会搭那辆车 The church van. My grandma rides that sometimes.
爱德温 给老娘消失 Edwin. Beat it.
好的 这就滚 All right. Yep.
可以选择扩展能区图式 One can choose the extended-zone scheme,
约化区图式 或是 the reduced-zone scheme or the...
-举手 -怎么 - Hand-raise. - Yes?
我把你放免提了 I set you up on speakerphone,
所以现在我真的像在未来学习 so now it's really like I'm learning in the future.
我可以继续吗 May I continue?
比曲速五级还快 Ahead warp factor five.
那出自《星际旅行》 也是未来的事物 That's from Star Trek, which is also in the future.
-你是康妮·塔克吗 -是 - Connie Tucker? - ‭Yeah.
稍等一下 我扶你上车 Give me one second. I'll help you in.
不 我不用你帮忙 我自己能上去 No, no, I don't need your help. I can get it myself.
她居然凭一己之力开了车门 She opened that door by herself.
看样子来了个脾气火爆的 Looks like we got a feisty one.
别测试老娘的底线 Don't test me.
她的确不好惹 Oh, yeah, she's feisty.
-什么 -她不好惹啦 - What? - She's feisty!
什么 What?
我叫弗恩 Vern.
我是康妮 Connie.
你要去哪 康妮 Where you headed, Connie?
别跟她调情了 Stop flirting with her.
我没有跟她调情啊 只是示好 I'm not flirting with her. I was being cordial.
我是霍顿丝 I'm Hortense,
他老婆 但很明显他已经忘了 his wife, which, clearly, he seems to have forgotten.
天老爷啊 不要再说了 Judas Priest, give it a rest.
那位是朵莉丝 That's Doris.
-你好 朵莉丝 -什么 - Hello, Doris. ‭- What?
打开助听器啦 Turn on your hearing aid.
很高兴认识你们 It's nice to meet y'all.
回答你刚才的问题 我要去发廊 And to answer your question, I'm headed to the salon.
好高级哦 Oh, fancy.
我们要去药房 We're headed to the pharmacy.
我每天要吃七颗药 Seven pills a day.
你要吃九颗 显然有一颗没起效 You take nine-- clearly one ain't working.
我开助听器了 你们刚聊了什么 Okay, I'm on. What'd I miss?
她要去发廊呢 She's headed to the salon!
好高级哦 Ooh, fancy.
这里是库珀家 Cooper residence.
谢尔顿 又是我 哈格迈尔校长 Sheldon, President Hagemeyer again.
就是打来确认你和林克莱特博士没问题 Just calling to make sure it all worked out with Dr. Linkletter.
嗯 一切都进行得很顺利 Yes, everything went quite well.
虽然他有点烦躁 Although he was a tad irritable.
可能是因为我把他骂得狗血淋头 Maybe because I ripped him a new one.
-什么血 -不重要 - A new what? - Not important.
不管你上课有什么需要 Uh, whatever you need for classes,
都直说就好 you just say the word.
如果我能拨号登上大学的服务器 同时继续 I suppose it could be helpful if I could dial into the university's server
和我的教授们通电话的话 会很有帮助 while still on the phone with my professors.
你是指增加一条电话线吗 Like a second phone line?
我们能搞定 We can take care of that.
借用一句我姥姥爱说的话 Well, as my meemaw would say,
"你真是和砂糖一样甜" "Aren't you just a spoonful of sugar?"
他跟谁聊了那么久电话 Who is he talking to all this time?
如果你还有别的需要 尽管跟我说 And if there's anything else you need, you just let me know.
我暂时想要的就只有 I can't think of anything except that I wanted
草莓速溶奶粉 以及我哥不要再 Strawberry Quik and my brother put the empty
把空牛奶盒放回冰箱 milk carton back in the fridge.
兄弟最讨厌了 Ah, brothers, they're the worst.
我兄弟是个环保活动家 Mine's an environmental activist.
然后他们撞到树上 And then they crashed into a tree.
-不会吧 -引擎着火了 - Oh, no! - The engine caught fire.
天啊 大家都没事吧 My goodness, is everyone okay?
幸好没事 Thankfully, yes.
但我吓得不轻 But I was pretty shook up.
你别管今天的考试了 Well, don't worry about that test today.
谢谢你的理解 Thank you for understanding.
对了 那今晚的作业是不是也... Oh, and where are we on homework tonight?
-别得寸进尺 -好吧 - Don't push it. ‭- Right.
各位 我送朵莉丝进银行 Hey, I'm just gonna run Doris into the bank.
我们很快就出来 we'll be back in a minute.
朵莉丝 Doris. Whoa.
你看起来身子骨还很灵活啊 You seem like you can get around,
为什么要搭这个老人专线 so why are you in this geezer-buggy?
我出了个小车祸 I had a little car accident.
-天啊 -有人受伤吗 - Oh, no. ‭- Ooh. Anybody get hurt?
只有树受伤了 Only the tree.
是不是把油门当刹车踩了 Step on the wrong pedal?
不是 No.
也许吧 Maybe.
屁啦 别嘴硬了 Maybe, my ass.
那种事时有发生啦 Hey, that sort of thing happens.
他车钥匙被没收前 He drove into all kinds of stuff
也撞到过各种各样的东西 before they took his keys away.
你记得那只鹅吗 Remember the goose?
鹅毛飘得一地都是 ‭Feathers everywhere.
如果我像那样 Huh. ‭I just think it'd kill me
失去自主性 会生无可恋的 to lose my independence like that.
也没那么糟啦 Oh, it's not so bad.
有时克莱顿会带我们去公园 Sometimes Clayton takes us to the park.
像遛狗一样 Like dogs.
我有很多地方要去 I got places to go--
保龄球团体 水中有氧运动 bowling league, water aerobics,
我还开车载我外孙去大学 I drive my grandson to college.
他自己为什么不开车 Why can't he drive himself?
他才11岁 Well, he's 11.
-什么 -11岁就读大学 - Wha...? ‭- 11 and in college?
他很特别 He's special.
我们的外孙27岁了 Our grandson is 27.
他可能是蠢得很特别 Mm, he may be the other kind of special.
谢尔顿 Sheldon?
在我房间 In my room.
我看见外面有辆卡车 I saw a truck outside.
电话出什么问题了 what's wrong with the phone?
一点问题都没有 Nothing. ‭ ‭Oh.
他在加装一条电话线 Adding a second line.
快装好了 再上屋顶弄一下就行了 I'm almost done here. Just got to hop up on the roof.
等一下 你不能不问过我就加装电话线啊 Hold on. You can't just add another phone line without asking.
不是我加的 是大学加的 I didn't do it. The university did.
-他们为什么要这么做 -是我提的要求 - Why would they do that? - I asked them to.
你是不是那种特别的天才儿童 Are you some sort of special kid?
超乎你想象 You have no idea.
你不是要上屋顶吗 Shouldn't you be up on the roof?
你不能随便叫大学满足你的要求 You can't just ask the university for things.
哈格迈尔校长似乎很乐意帮忙 President Hagemeyer seemed so happy to help.
何必剥夺她的快乐呢 Why rob her of that?
谢尔顿 迟早有一天 Sheldon, you are going to have
你得再坐进车里 to get in a car again eventually.
看样子没可能了 It's not looking like it.
这事还没完 This isn't over.
有什么事吗 Can I help you?
-送给谢尔顿·库珀的杂货 -都有什么 - Grocery delivery for Sheldon Cooper? ‭- What is it?
似乎有牛奶 吸管还有三罐草莓速溶奶粉 Looks like milk, straws and three cans of Strawberry Quik.
妈呀 Oh, boy.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你能给他小费吗 Would you tip him?
我手头紧 I'm a little light.
当时我和我女性朋友在唱卡拉OK So, I was singing karaoke with my girlfriend
她是我现任男友的前妻 who used to be married to the guy I'm currently dating.
卡拉OK是什么东东 What the heck is a karaoke?
就是在酒吧站出来 It's when you stand up and sing
在所有人面前唱歌 in front of everybody at the bar.
你是类似赌城歌舞女郎吧 You're like a Las Vegas showgirl.
不是啦 谁都能唱的 Oh, no, no, anybody can do it.
-改天带你们去啊 -拜托了 我们可以去吗 - I'll take you sometime. - Oh, please. Can we?
-那我能唱《蓝色麂皮鞋》吗 -当然 - Well, could I sing "Blue Suede Shoes"? - You bet.
她高歌时你最好把助听器调小声 You better turn your hearing aid down for that one.
没错 You got that right.
告诉我 你们上一次 Tell me, when was the last time
去发廊打扮得美美的是什么时候 you went and got all dolled up at a salon?
我都不记得了 I don't even remember.
好多年了 It's been years.
你看我这发型 像是常去发廊吗 Does it look like I go to a salon?
我们现在就去 We're going now.
老娘带你们去 我请客 I'm gonna take you, and it's on me.
心情好澎湃啊 This is exciting.
幸好我带了心脏病药 It's a good thing I got my heart pills.
喂 Hello.
你好 我是大学的琳达·哈格迈尔 Hi. This is Linda Hagemeyer from the university.
你是库珀太太吗 Is this Mrs. Cooper?
-是的 -太好了 - Yes, it is. - Excellent.
草莓速溶奶粉送到了吗 Did the Strawberry Quik arrive?
还真送到了 As a matter of fact, it did.
这玩意听起来很恶心 不过 Sounds like nasty stuff, but, hey,
只要是那小家伙喜欢的就好 对吧 whatever floats the little guy's boat, right?
听着 我很感谢贵校如此器重谢尔顿 Listen, I appreciate that you value Sheldon at your school.
-是爱死他 -但我想把他养育成 - Love him. - But I am trying to raise him
一个全面发展 敢坐进车里的人 to be a well-rounded individual who will get in a car.
这我倒不担心 Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.
学术界吸引了各种各样的怪人 Academia draws all kinds of eccentrics.
我们这有位生物教授 Yeah, we've got a biology professor
有好多年没剪过指甲 who hasn't cut his nails in years.
跟剪刀手爱德华没两样 Ugh. Looks like Edward Scissorhands.
我可不希望我儿子变成这样 That is not what I want for my son.
你有孩子吗 Do you have children?
没有 但谢谢你提起这个尴尬话题 No, but thanks for bringing it up.
总之 我希望谢尔顿能在社会正常生活 Anyway, I would like Sheldon to function in society,
如果他要什么你都给他 那可毫无帮助 and it does not help if you give him everything that he asks for.
我只是在尽我的职责 I'm just doing my job.
我也是尽一个母亲的职责 And I am just doing mine.
明白了 Understood.
谢谢 Thank you.
对了 几分钟后 Oh, and, um, in a few minutes,
我助手会送去一大篮子《星际旅行》录像带 my assistant is gonna be dropping off a big old basket of Star Trek tapes.
恐怕这件事我来不及刹车了 I'm afraid it's too late for me to pump the brakes on that one.
迪迪美发美甲店
-莎拉帮我去角质去得很干净 -是啊 - Sarah did a real nice job on my cuticles. ‭- Yeah.
我们接下来去哪 千万别说吃晚饭 So where we headed next? And don't say dinner.
可是快四点了 Oh, but it's almost 4:00.
-什么 -快四点了 - What?! - It's almost 4:00.
该吃晚饭啦 Ooh, dinnertime.
给我上车 Just get in.
她健壮如猛男呢 Ooh. She's like a muscle man.
-挪过去一点 朵莉丝 -什么 - Move on over, Doris. - What?
我妈妈最终还是用 My mother eventually coaxed me
去睿侠电器行这借口哄骗我上了车 back into a car with a trip to RadioShack.
她知道我很紧张 She knew I was nervous
所以她想出个很有趣的办法来转移我注意力 so she came up with an interesting distraction.
宝贝 不如我们来玩乘车游戏 Baby, how about we play a car game?
行吧 能不能与科学有关的 I suppose. Can I make it science-based?
-没问题 -我说一个A开头的元素 - Sure. ‭- I'll say an element starting with "A,"
你复述之后再说一个B开头的化学元素 then you repeat that and add one starting with "B."
-我应该撑不了太久 -很好 - I don't think I'll get very far. - Great.
那我赢定了 铝 Then I'll win. Aluminum.
好吧 你说了A开头的铝 Okay, uh, you said "A" for aluminum.
-到B 硼是化学元素吗 -是的 - "B." Is boron an element? ‭- Yes.
这是一个新传统的开始 It was the beginning of a new tradition.
最终这会给我和莱纳德的上班路途 One that would eventually bring countless hours of joy
带来无数小时的快乐 to Leonard on our drives to work.
他和我妈妈一样 一次都没赢过我 Much like my mother, he never beat me.
我不知道D开头有什么化学元素 I don't know an element that starts with "D."
我赢了 真好玩 I win. That was fun.
第二轮 氩 Round two. Argon.