《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
将军 你输了 Checkmate. You lose.
碳14的5730年的半衰期 5,730-year half-life of carbon-14
被人们用来当做地质时标 is used as a geochronometer.
你有什么想补充的吗 Anything else you'd like to add?
我读了这本杂志 I read this magazine.
你为什么不跟我竞争 Why won't you compete with me?
因为看你不爽生气很好玩啊 Because it's fun watching you get upset.
那有什么好玩的 What's fun about it?
每一秒都是好戏 Everything.
我从来都不是善于分享的人 I've never been good at sharing.
但我得分享子宫 I had to share a womb...
卧室 ...A bedroom...
连我的火车房都得跟小乔治的推举椅分享 Even my train room had Georgie's sweaty weight bench in it.
小乔治 加油 再一下 Come on, George. One more.
感受肌肉的燃烧吧 猛男 Feel the burn, big boy.
感受它在燃烧 Feel the burn.
但说到学术 聚光灯只属于我一个人 But when it came to academics, the spotlight was all mine.
谢尔顿 你的加入令本大学蓬荜生辉 Sheldon, having you here has been a real boon to this university.
我好爱沐浴在焦点之中 I did love basking in its glow.
所以我们真的很需要你的帮助 So we could really use your help
来让学校的名气更上一层楼 in raising the school's profile even higher.
没问题 我的智慧愿为您效劳 Of course. My intellect is at your service.
太棒了 Excellent.
我们希望你帮忙我们 There is another young physics prodigy
招揽另一位物理天才进来 we want you to help us recruit.
她的名字叫佩吉·斯旺森 Her name is Paige Swanson.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
第四季 第十六集
你为什么会想要佩吉来我们学校呢 Why would you want Paige to come here?
你认识她吗 You know her?
我可太认识她了 Oh, I know her.
太棒了 Ah. Wonderful.
就拜托你告诉她你有多喜欢我们学校 Just tell her how much you love the school
然后说服她也来我们这里读书 and convince her to enroll.
但你不需要再有一位神童了吧 But you don't need another child prodigy.
你已经有我啦 You've already got me.
你的表现真的是超棒 And you have been... so great.
想象一下如果能有两个你该有多好 Just imagine what it'd be like having two of you.
你为什么会想要两个我呢 Well, why would you want two of me?
光是有一个我 就已经是人称鬼见愁了啊 I mean, I've heard even one of me is a lot to handle.
你不会是害怕有一点小竞争吧 Well, you're not afraid of a little competition, are you?
跟佩吉吗 没什么好怕的 From Paige? Hardly.
但我得先警告你 她非常难伺候 But I should warn you, she can be very difficult.
幸好我近期得到了不少训练 Well, luckily I've had some practice with that lately.
你都怎么应对的呢 And how do you handle it?
通常我会满足他们的骄傲与自大 Usually I, uh, play to their egos.
令他们觉得自己是全场最聪明的人 You know, make them feel like the smartest person in the room.
什么人会中这种招数啊 And they fall for that?
这个嘛... Well...
毕竟不是人人都跟你一样聪明绝顶嘛 谢尔顿 not everyone's as smart as you, Sheldon.
好啦 祝你一天顺顺利利 爱你 Okay, have a great day. Love you.
我也爱你 Love you, too.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我打棒球学到的这招 I learned it in baseball.
当你不想要敌队读你唇时可以用 When you don't want the other team to see what you're saying.
爱自己的妈妈很合情合理吧 It's okay to love your mom.
在家爱合理 在校不鸟你 At home. Here, you get the hand.
玛丽 Hey, Mary.
布兰达 Oh, Brenda.
新发型好好看啊 Love the haircut.
谢谢 Thank you.
我一直很怕剪短头发 I was always afraid to go short,
但我想 反正老公都跑了 but I figured I already lost a husband.
剪短几寸头发又能如何 What's a few inches off the top?
你看起来简直焕然一新呢 Well, you look like a new person.
我也感到重获新生 I feel like a new person.
我就想好好宝贝自己一下 I just needed to do something for me.
所以要么剪头要么就是大腿上刺青了 It was either this or get a tattoo on my thigh.
我想你做了正确的选择 I think you made the right choice.
大概吧 Well, I guess.
反正现在还有谁会看我裸体呢 I mean, who's seeing me naked these days?
这我就不知道了 Well, I wouldn't know.
玛丽 你怎么来啦 Hey, Mary. What are you doing here?
没有啦 刚才在外面办事情 I don't know. I was just out running errands
就想着顺道过来跟你预约个时间 and thought maybe I'd make an appointment.
现在就有空 玛丽 你坐啊 Well, chair's free now. Come on, have a seat.
好吧 O-okay.
好啦 你想我给你怎么剪 Okay. What can I do for you?
我就是想要做一点改变吧 Well, I guess I'm just looking for a change.
糟糕 Uh-oh.
"糟糕"是什么意思 What's "Uh-oh"?
没什么啦 只是通常女人走进来说想做改变 Nothing, it's just, when the women come in looking for a change,
通常都是感情出了问题 it's usually relationship trouble.
我才没有 我没问题 Well, not me. I'm fine.
行 不过我当年烫头跟离婚发生在同一周 Okay, but I got a perm and a divorce in the same week
而我只对其中一件事有后悔 and I only regret one of them.
或许这是个坏主意 我之后再来吧 Maybe this is a bad idea. I should come back.
别别别 坐啦 你人都来了 No, no, no, no. Come on, you're already here.
无论如何 做点小改变是没有什么错的 Either way, there's nothing wrong in a little change.
好吧 Okay. Uh...
那你觉得我该怎么改变呢 What do you think I should do?
当你看向镜中的自己时 Well, when you look at yourself in the mirror,
你看到了谁 who do you see?
我看到了一个母亲... 与妻子 I see a mom and... a wife.
这就是你现在的发型 Okay, that's the hair you already got.
那你想看到谁呢 Who do you want to see?
这个嘛 Oh, um...
或许我们先从做指甲开始吧 Maybe we start with the nails.
这主意真是太好了 That's a great idea. ‭Yeah.
所以现在我得负责说服佩吉来我们学校 So now I'm supposed to talk Paige into coming to my school.
或许能有个跟你同龄的孩子 Maybe it'll be nice to have somebody
一起玩也不错啊 your own age to hang out with.
对对对 这样以后人家说 Sure, so the next time someone says,
"哇 快看那个神童做了什么" 他们会说 "Hey, look what the kid genius did," people will say,
"哪个神童啊 有好多个" "Which one? There's so many."
我还以为你跟那个小姑娘是朋友呢 I thought you and that little girl were friends.
米希是她的朋友 我是她的仇敌 Missy's her friend. I'm her rival.
我觉得你很可能在杞人忧天 Well, I think you're getting worked up about nothing.
她可能都对来你们学校没兴趣 Maybe she won't even decide to come to this school.
我懂你在暗示什么了 Oh, I see where you're going.
我应该告诉她这是一所烂学校 I should convince her it's a terrible school.
这招太妙了 That's brilliant.
我完全没要教你这种招数 That's not where I was going.
太晚了 我已无师自通 Too late, I'm already there.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
你看看我 你觉得你看到了谁 Look at me and tell me what you see.
什么 What?
你是不是剪头发了 很好看 Did you get a haircut? Looks great.
没 我没剪头发 No, I didn't get a haircut.
因为你不用剪就很美了 宝贝 'Cause you don't need one. Looking good, babe.
我的天啊 Lord.
你就说当你看着我时你看到了谁 Just tell me what you see when you look at me.
我不知道怎么了 但感觉这是陷阱题 I don't know what's going on, but this feels like a trap.
我今天去发廊想剪个头发 I went to the salon to get a haircut.
我就知道 风姿绰约 Knew it, looking foxy.
但我没剪 因为我不知道我想剪成什么样 But I didn't get one because I don't know what I want.
你知道谁的发型好看吗 夏琳·蒂尔顿 You know who's got good hair? Charlene Tilton.
谁啊 Who?
电视剧《达拉斯》里的那个金发妞 That little blonde one on Dallas.
大家都被维多利亚·普林西帕尔迷住了 People make a fuss over Victoria Principal,
但夏琳·蒂尔顿... but Charlene Tilton...
乔治 你这些话一点帮助都没有 You're not helping me, George.
我就知道有陷阱 I knew this was a trap.
我必须得说 当谢尔顿听说你们 I must tell you that Sheldon was very excited
有可能会来时 真的十分兴奋 to hear that you might be joining us.
他可真是可爱 Well, isn't he sweet?
人美心善谢尔顿 He's a peach.
好啦 我到了 你好啊 你好啊 All right, I'm here. Hello, hello.
你好 Hello.
你好啊 谢尔顿 今天好兴奋 Hi, Sheldon. I'm so excited for you
能有你带我四处参观校园呢 to show me around campus today.
我答应这件事的唯一原因是... The only reason I'm doing it is because...
因为他十分期待做这件事 并感到十分兴奋 He's excited to do it, I'm excited he's doing it.
-你兴奋吗 -当然 - Are you excited? - ‭Sure.
大家都很兴奋 太棒啦 Everyone's excited. Yay.
来吧 跟我走 Come on, let's go.
我们两个又聚在一起啦 You and me, together again.
感觉太对了 你说是吧 It just feels right, doesn't it?
那边是食堂 There's the cafeteria.
喜欢含有头发的金枪鱼沙拉就来这里 If you like tuna salad with hair in it.
那边是中庭 可以放松的好地方 Over there is the quad. It's a nice place to relax,
喜欢被飞盘砸头就绝对别错过 if you like getting hit in the head with Frisbees.
-我知道你在干嘛 -不 你不知道 - I know what you're doing. - No, you don't.
你就放一百个心吧 You have nothing to worry about.
我对来这所学校完全没兴趣 I don't want to come to this school.
我会来参观是为了满足我妈 I'm just looking at it to make my mom happy
毕竟这所离家近 since it's close to home.
那可真是太好了 Well, that's wonderful news.
而且有比这里强多了的大学要我去 Besides, I've got offers from way better universities.
什么意思 这所学校哪里不好了 What do you mean? What's wrong with this school?
是没什么不好 但也很难比得上 It's fine. It's just nowhere near as good
哈佛大学或哥伦比亚大学 as Harvard or Columbia.
一样好好吗 It is too.
只有在你喜欢二流的科学系 If you like a substandard science department
以及有头发的沙拉这个前提下 and hair in your tuna.
佩吉让我对东德州理工有了全新的视角 Paige had made me look at East Texas Tech in a whole new light.
真不意外 Of course.
她说她压根就不想来这所大学 She said she doesn't even want to come to this university.
那我希望你成功说服她来了 Well, I hope you convinced her otherwise.
她说她更想去哈佛或哥大 She said she'd rather go to Harvard or Columbia.
那些也都是很可以的大学啦 T-Those are all perfectly fine schools,
但是我们这里也有很多优点啊 but we have a lot to offer here, too.
我也这么告诉她 但她说我将就了 I told her that, but she said I was settling
纯粹是因为想离妈咪近才来这里读 because I want to live close to my mommy.
一派胡言 Well, that's ridiculous.
所以我才来跟你告状啊 That's why I came here to tell on her.
重点是你来了我们学校 而且很开心 Well, the important thing is you're here and you're happy.
我本来也这么以为 但为什么 I thought I was, but why does Paige
佩吉可以去比我更好的学校呢 get to go to a better school than me?
我知道怎么解决你的问题 Hey, I know what'll solve your problem.
说服佩吉来这里读就行了 Convince Paige to come here.
没错 等等... Yeah. Wait.
有时候我觉得乔治眼里根本没有我 Sometimes I think George doesn't even see me.
而且不光是他 And it's not just him.
我女儿也羞于在人前爱我 My daughter's embarrassed of me,
我的儿子们觉得我只是厨子与洗衣机 my boys think all I'm good for is food and clean clothes.
开始感觉自己像透明的鬼魂了吧 You start feeling like a ghost, right?
没错 Yes.
我懂 我也是个母亲 I get it, I'm a mom.
所以这种感觉会有散去的一天吗 So did that feeling ever go away?
会啊 Yeah.
我意识到我所做的一切都是在为别人而做 I realized I was doing everything for everyone else,
并没有保留任何一点给自己 and I didn't have anything left for me.
所以有了这家店 So, here we are.
当我还年轻的时候 我好喜欢给自己做衣服 When I was younger, I used to love making my own clothes.
我一直以为以后会往这方面发展 Mm-hmm. ‭I always thought I'd do something with that.
或许我该回到这条路 Maybe I should get back to it.
绝对应该啊 You definitely should.
好的 Okay.
好啦 所以我们要来弄个什么发型 Okay. So, what are we thinking?
其实呢 我觉得我不需要换新发型了 Actually, I don't think I need a haircut anymore.
真是太谢谢你啦 Thank you so much.
不客气呀 Oh, my pleasure.
我得开始按钟点收费了 I got to start charging by the hour.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
缝纫啊 I'm sewing.
为什么 Why?
因为我喜欢做这事 Because it's a thing I like to do.
我从来没见过你缝纫啊 I ain't never seen you sew.
现在就见到啦 Well, you're seeing it now.
你在缝什么 What you making?
给米希的裙子 A dress for Missy.
你是不是失业了 Did you lose your job?
没有 No.
那是爸爸失业了 Did Dad lose his job?
重点是做我自己喜欢的事 It's about me doing something for myself.
好吧 没必要发脾气啊 All right, don't get sassy.
这是什么情况 What's going on in here?
她在给米希做裙子 She's making clothes for Missy.
你失业了吗 Uh-oh. Did you lose your job?
才没有 No.
她是在做自己喜欢的事 She's doing something for her.
我也没搞懂 I don't get it, either.
也许我可以转学去瑞士苏黎世大学 Ooh, maybe I'll transfer to the University of Zurich.
你不是喜欢你的学校吗 I thought you liked your school.
本来很喜欢 直到被佩吉毁了 I did, until Paige ruined it.
你为什么在乎她的想法 Why do you care what she thinks?
我不在乎 I don't.
听起来你就是很在乎 Sure sounds like you do.
我忍不住 她快把我逼疯了 I can't help it. She makes me crazy.
那就别再想她啊 Then stop thinking about her.
我也希望能不想 I wish I could.
也许你暗恋她哦 Ooh, maybe you have a crush on her.
怎么可能 That's ridiculous.
这可说不准 I don't know.
我没有 I don't.
你在乎她的想法 老是在说她的事 You care what she thinks, you can't stop talking about her.
我才没有暗恋她 I don't have a crush on her!
你确定 Are you sure?
我不知道啦 I don't know!
《时髦》
好 来弄清楚 Okay, here we go.
"是暗恋吗" 做这个有料的测试 找出答案 "Is it a crush? Take this juicy quiz and find out.
"对方不在身边时也会经常想起吗" "Do you think about them when they're not around?"
最近是的 Lately, yes.
"其他人注意到对方时你会妒忌吗" "Are you jealous when other people give them attention?"
应该是妒忌的吧 I suppose I am.
"待在对方身边时会感到紧张吗" "Do you get nervous when you're around them?"
怎么可能不紧张 上次她一拳揍我脸上 How could I not? Last time she punched me, in the face.
那次真的太精彩了 That was so great.
"你是不是时常提起对方" "Do you talk about them all the time?"
绝对的 That's a big fat yes.
"你会不会梦见对方" "Do you dream about them?"
天啊 Oh, dear.
昨晚我才做了噩梦 梦见她比我更快 Just last night I had a nightmare that she solved
解出爱因斯坦场方程 the Einstein field equations ahead of me.
五题全中 That's five out of five.
"你对她的迷恋胜过扎克对凯莉·卡保斯基" "You're crushing harder than Zack on Kelly Kapowski."
青春喜剧《救命下课铃》
这是什么意思 Uh, what does that mean?
相信我 这可严重了 Trust me, that's a big deal.
我姐姐的话在我脑袋里挥之不去 My sister had gotten into my head,
但我需要更靠谱的意见 而不是含有 but I needed a more reliable opinion than a magazine that included
"嘟嘟唇火辣小贴士"内容的杂志 the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips.
小乔治 Georgie?
干嘛 What?
我能问你一个关于女生的问题吗 Can I ask you a question about girls?
问吧 但我觉得她们非常难捉摸 Go ahead, but I find them very confusing.
米希认为我暗恋佩吉 Missy thinks I have a crush on Paige.
有吗 Do you?
我不知道 但我知道我不想 I don't know, but I know that I don't want to.
感情由不得你选择 Well, you don't get to choose.
是发自内心的感受 It's just something you feel.
你以前有暗恋你现在的女朋友吗 Did you have a crush on your girlfriend?
应该有吧 Yeah, I guess.
你怎么知道自己何时喜欢上她的 How did you know when you did?
有一天她穿着足球短裤来学校 Well, one day she came to school in these soccer shorts,
我就沦陷啦 and that was it.
发生了什么 你和她一起踢足球吗 What happened, you played soccer with her?
没有 呆子 No, dummy.
那短裤的意义在哪里 Then what was the significance of the shorts?
我想我帮不了你 I don't think I can help you.
好吧 那我去问爸爸 Fine, I'll ask Dad.
祝你好运 唯一能让他动心的是啤酒 Good luck. The only thing he has a crush on is beer.
我没得到我需要的帮助 I wasn't getting the help I needed,
于是我转而求助我认识的最聪明的人 so I turned to the smartest resource I knew.
爱情这玩意很奇妙 Love is a funny thing.
人们说 "爱是心之所向" They say, "The heart wants what the heart wants,"
但我觉得应该是 but I think it should be,
"大脑边缘系统所向" "The limbic system wants what the limbic system wants."
终于有人说得明白了 Finally, someone's making sense.
我不是想自夸啦 但说到单相思 Well, not to brag, but when it comes to unrequited love,
我算是专家了 I'm kind of an expert.
我和佩吉一说话 她就把我气疯 Well, when I talk to Paige, all she does is drive me crazy.
喜欢和恼怒就一线之隔 There's a thin line between affection and aggravation.
罗马诗人卡图卢斯曾说过 The Roman poet Catullus said,
"我又恨又爱 但我不知为什么" "I hate and I love and I know not why."
我不确定该作何感想 I'm not sure what to make of that.
或许我用拉丁语说会更有用 Perhaps it'd be more useful in Latin.
"我又恨..." "Odi et amo..."
我只想知道我是不是动心了 I just want to know if I have a crush.
你待在她身边时 Well, does your heart rate elevate
会不会心跳加速 when you're in her presence?
会吧 I suppose.
你心里会不会小鹿乱撞 Does your stomach flutter?
会 Yes.
听起来你的大脑边缘系统好像在运作哦 Sounds like your limbic system might be doing its thing.
惨了 Oh, dear.
你买了好多布料啊 That's a lot of fabric.
不只是布料 Oh, it's not just fabric.
我还买了花色小册子和配饰套组 I also got pattern books and an accessory kit.
我能问问买这些花了多少钱吗 Can I ask how much that all cost?
不好说 因为从长远来看 Well, it's hard to say, because in the long run
我还会给家里省钱 I'm gonna save us money.
那从短期看 要多少钱 Well, what did it cost in the short run?
我不确定 一百美元吧 I don't know, a hundred dollars?
一百美元 你脑子坏掉了吗 A hundred dollars? What is wrong with you?
你为什么要这么说 Why would you say that?
这问题问得好 That is a good question.
你脑子坏掉了吗 I mean, what is wrong with you?
为什么你说就行 Why is it okay when you say it?
因为你很明显脑子是真的坏掉了啊 'Cause clearly there's something wrong with you.
所以你觉得她花一百买线 So you think it's fine that she spent
没问题吗 a hundred dollars on thread?
我觉得她拥有能带给她快乐的东西没问题 I think it's fine that she has something that makes her happy.
你在找什么 What are you looking for?
除了你这奇葩谁都行 Anybody but you.
听着 我懂你 Look, I get it.
达琳一度沉迷做剪贴簿 One time, Darlene got all into scrapbooking.
一夜之间我们家就成了她的剪贴簿工作室 Overnight, our den became her scrapbooking room.
你怎么处理的 What did you do?
我说 "只要你快乐怎样都行 老婆" I said, "Whatever makes you happy, dear,"
然后和她在剪贴簿工作室激烈交缠 and made love to her in the scrapbooking room.
你要是有三个孩子 就会更操心钱的问题 Maybe if you had three kids, you'd worry more about money.
我们等不及造人了 Oh, we can't wait to have babies.
我好喜欢闻婴儿小脑袋的味道 I just love the way their little heads smell.
在场有谁想当我的朋友吗 Does anybody in here want to be my friend?
有人吗 Anybody?
谢尔顿 你没法说服我来这里的 Look, Sheldon, you're not gonna convince me to come here.
你是在浪费时间 You're wasting your time.
恐怕有比这更严重的问题 I'm afraid we have a bigger problem.
你在说什么啊 What are you talking about?
我是科学家 我必须遵循数据 I'm a scientist, and I have to follow the data
指引的方向 不管我是否喜欢 wherever it leads, whether I like it or not.
说重点吧 Get to the point.
我似乎暗恋你 It seems I have a crush on you.
什么 What?
我和你一样诧异 I'm as surprised as you are.
但我的症状完全符合斯特吉斯博士 But I have all the symptoms according to both Dr. Sturgis
和《时髦》杂志所说的 and the editors of Sassy magazine.
谢尔顿 Uh, Sheldon,
我很高兴你告诉我了 I'm really glad that you told me this,
因为 说实话 我对你也有同样的感觉 'cause... the truth is, I feel the same way about you.
真的吗 You do?
我一直拼命隐藏我的心情 I mean, I've been trying to hide it,
但现在我不用再压抑自己了 but now I don't have to anymore.
真是松了一口气 This is such a relief.
天啊 这是新信息 Oh, dear. This is new information.
我之前的操作都是基于 I had been operating under the assumption
我只是单相思 that my crush was unrequited.
是双向的 谢尔顿 很双向 Oh, it's requited, Sheldon. It's very requited.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我们两情相悦 We have a crush on each other.
所以呢 So?
现在我们必须亲亲 Well, now we have to kiss.
必须吗 We do?
是数据把我们引向这一步的 I mean, it's where the data has led us.
我想你说得对 I suppose.
好了 Okay.
闭上眼睛 噘嘴 Now close your eyes and pucker up.
可能会有点痒 This might tickle.
怎么回事 我们在亲亲吗 What's happening? Are we kissing?
当然啦 You bet.
感觉如何 How was that?
我没感觉到一丝一毫浪漫 I didn't feel anything romantic.
我也没有 Hmm. Me, either.
那看来这并不是暗恋 I guess it wasn't a crush after all.
估计不是 I guess not.
那我就放心了 Hmm. That's a relief.
没错 It is.
我上了三节课才发现真相 I went to three classes before I figured it out.
幸好我留八字胡也很帅气 Good thing I look spiffy in a mustache.
连续来三天 Oh. Three days in a row.
如果你是男的 我都要以为你爱上我啦 If you were a man, I'd think you was in love with me.
这次我真的要剪头发 Well, this time I'm actually gonna get a haircut.
我出了点小意外 I had a little accident.
发生什么了 Uh-oh, what happened?
我之前边缝衣服边做白日梦 Well, I was sewing and got to daydreaming...
我好喜欢 I love it.
从现在开始我所有衣服都给你做 You can make all my clothes from now on.
我要穿这件去毕业舞会 I'm-a wear this to the prom.
之前是我错了 老婆 你真的很厉害 I was wrong, honey, you really are good at this.
我真是有眼不识泰山 Boy, am I dumb.
乔治 George!
乔治 救我 George! Help!
怎么了 What?
-出什么事了 -我头发卷进缝纫机里了 - What's the matter? - My hair got tangled in the machine.
那就拉出来啊 So pull it out.
你以为我想不到这招吗 Don't you think I thought of that?!
那你要我做什么 Well, what do you want me to do?
好了 别动 All right, don't move.
所以我就来了 And here we are.
好吧 摘掉帽子让我看看是什么情况 Okay. Let's get that hat off and see what we're dealing with.
-我不想摘掉 -勇敢一点 - I don't want to. - Oh, come on.
我做一行很久了 I've been doing this a long time.
我保证我见过更灾难的 I promise you I've seen worse.
一点都不难看啊 That's not bad at all.