《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
斯特吉斯博士今晚会跟我们一起吃饭 Dr. Sturgis will be joining us for dinner.
他不是在疯人院吗 I thought he was in the nuthouse.
我们不可以这么称呼 We do not call it that.
爸就这么叫的啊 That's what Dad calls it.
我们不应该再继续谈恋爱了 I don't think we should be in a romantic relationship anymore.
你疯了吗 Are you crazy?
我知道用这词有点歧义 但是... I mean, poor choice of words, but...
你丫疯啦 are you crazy?!
你知道德州的沃克西哈奇那边 Did you know there's a, uh, supercollider
要盖一座超级对撞机吗 being built in Waxahachie, Texas?
不知道 No.
我接受了去那里工作 I've taken a job there.
我希望你准备好去告诉他 Well, I hope that you're ready
并接受他的"强烈"反应了 to hear him freak out when you tell him.
超级对撞机吗 A supercollider?!
谁能拒绝掉这种机会啊 Well, you can't say no to that.
我放弃了 I give up.
你能帮我弄一张纪念保险杆贴纸吗 Ooh, can you get me a bumper sticker?
惊喜对我来说一直是"有惊无喜" I never cared for surprises.
我的姥姥呢 则觉得它们是"小惊大喜" My meemaw, on the other hand, thought they were "A hoot."
这样也挺好 因为今天她开门看到的不是报纸 And it's a good thing, because instead of finding the paper
而是看到了... on her doorstep, she found...
你怎么会在这里 What are you doing here?
我想来给你个惊喜嘛 I wanted to surprise you.
那你可真是给我惊喜到了 Mission accomplished.
那就好 Oh, good.
你的超级对撞机弄得怎么样了 So how's everything going with your supercollider?
在周三早上6点43分前都超棒 Well, up until Wednesday at 6:43, wonderful.
那6点43分的时候发生了什么 What happened at 6:43?
那里把我给炒鱿鱼了 That's when they fired me.
什么 它们为什么炒了你 What? Why did they fire you?
大概是因为6点14分发生的事吧 Eh, probably because of what happened at 6:14.
斯特吉斯博士 当地一些居民 So, Dr. Sturgis, what would you say
对超级对撞机有疑虑 to local residents who are concerned
你会想跟他们说些什么呢 about the supercollider's safety?
沃克西哈奇有可能成为下一个切尔诺贝利吗 Is there a chance that Waxahachie could be the next Chernobyl?
绝对不可能 Absolutely not.
超级对撞机与核电厂是非常不一样的东西 The supercollider is very different from a nuclear power plant.
我们绝对不可能发生熔毁事件 This can't melt down.
我们这里最坏也就是制造出微型黑洞 The worst it could do would be to create a microscopic black hole.
那会有什么后果呢 And what would that do?
虽然非常不可能发生 但它可以持续变大 Well, it's unlikely, but, uh, it could grow
直到能吞噬整个地球 until it swallowed up the entire Earth.
甚至连月球也一起吞了 And possibly the Moon.
下一题 Next question.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
你真的觉得超级对撞机能制造黑洞吗 Do you really think your supercollider could make a black hole?
大概万亿分之一的几率吧 There is about a one-in-a-trillion chance it could.
友情分享一个人生秘方 下次如果有人问你 Friendly advice-- next time somebody asks you
你的工作成果会不会毁灭世界 if your work could destroy the world,
你就说不会 just say no.
我不确定是不是还会有下次了 I'm not sure there's gonna be a next time.
你这话是什么意思 What do you mean?
我搞科学搞了一辈子 I've been doing science all my life.
是时候换个跑道了 It's time for something else.
换成什么 Like what?
或许骨雕吧 Maybe scrimshaw?
这是在鲸鱼骨头上雕刻的一种艺术 That's, uh, carving art into whale bone.
你确定要把生命花在雕刻鲸鱼骨头上吗 You really want to spend your day carving a whale bone?
不然我也不知道还能做些什么啊 I don't know what else I'd do with it.
拜托 你可是个科学家 Oh, come on, you're a scientist.
你说这些就是在瞎闹 This is just silly.
康妮 Connie...
我已72岁 刚刚失去梦想中的工作 I'm 72 and just lost my dream job.
现在我... Right now, uh...
我觉得我应该... I think I need to, uh...
退一步开阔天空 take a step back.
我内心的德州魂很想叫你上马再战 The Texan in me wants to say get back on the horse.
但我不说 But I won't.
我好兴奋他回来了呀 It's so exciting he's back.
他看起来如何 How did he look?
老样子啊 The same.
那就好 我好担心他越老越萎缩 Good, I was afraid he might've shrunk more.
也有可能是因为你也萎缩了 所以没发现 Although maybe you both shrunk and you couldn't tell.
我现在还比你高 你说话别太放肆 I'm still taller than you, so watch it.
他要是回来大学 那也很不错 It'll be great to have him back at the university.
其实呢 他好像不太想回去 Actually... doesn't sound like he's going back.
为什么啊 Why not?
他还有点难过被炒的事 He's a little upset about getting fired,
而且呢... 他说他准备好尝试新事物了 and... says he's ready for a change.
想尝鲜的老人吗 真有意思 An old person trying something new? That's funny.
小东西 你有一天也会老 You'll be old one day, too, pal.
我现在就讨厌新事物了啊 I already don't like new things.
我可不怕 Bring it on.
我为什么要雇他回来 Why would I rehire him?
他刚刚造成了市民对超级对撞机的一场恐慌 He just caused a panic about the supercollider.
俗话说得好"黑红也是红" They say there's no such thing as bad publicity.
-这是当年P.T.巴纳姆的名言 -我才不管 - That's a quote from P.T. Barnum. - I don't care.
马戏之王
你知道P是费尼尔司的缩写吗 Do you care that the "P" stood for Phineas?
-不知道 -那我不告诉你T是什么的缩写了 - No. - Then I won't tell you what the "T" stood for.
-那太好了 -泰勒 - Great. - Taylor.
谢尔顿 斯特吉斯博士在学期开始前一刻辞职 Sheldon, Dr. Sturgis quit right before the semester started.
弃我于困难而不顾 He left me in the lurch.
现在是你展现自己宰相肚里能撑船的时候 And this is your chance to be the bigger person.
我才不要当什么宰相 I don't want to be the bigger person.
我就要当小心眼又小气的小人 这样爽多了 I'll be the small, petty person. That's way more fun.
拜托了 他如果能回来 我会非常开心 Please? It would make me really happy if he came back.
你自己也说过 我的快乐 And you said yourself my happiness is important
是这所大学的头等大事 to the university.
你用这种手段来给我下命令吗 Are you trying to manipulate me?
当个小人真的好爽啊 Hey, being small and petty is fun.
斯特吉斯博士 总而言之呢 我很诚挚邀请您回来 Anyway, Dr. Sturgis, we'd love to have you back here.
什么叫"有工作了" What do you mean, "other job"?
您找了什么新工作 What other job?
你好啊 玛丽 Hi, Mary.
你好啊 约翰 Hey, John.
你怎么会在这里 What are you doing here?
我最近刚丢了工作嘛 Well, I lost my job.
所以我就想试试新工作 来当超市小弟 So while I'm figuring things out, I'm a bag boy.
不过我这把年纪了 叫"小弟"有点勉强 Although at my age, "boy" Is pushing it.
这是不是有点... Aren't you a little...
大材小用了 overqualified?
非常 Very.
要不你这周末来我们家吃晚饭吧 Hey, why don't you join us for dinner this weekend.
谢尔顿一定很高兴能见到你 Sheldon would love to see you.
那敢情好呀 Oh, that'd be wonderful.
第二列地面需要清理 Cleanup on aisle two.
是叫我 玛姬 你能帮忙我收尾吗 That's me. Madge, can you finish up here?
我跟拖把有约 I have a date with a mop.
他超级聪明 He's really smart.
谢谢你邀请约翰今晚来共进晚餐 Thanks for inviting John to dinner tonight.
我很荣幸邀请他 Oh, my pleasure.
我最近有点小小在担心他 I've been a little bit worried about him.
你懂吧 上次后来演变成那样 You know, with what happened last time.
这次我跟他说话时 他感觉精神挺稳定 At least he didn't seem unstable when I talked to him.
他有科学博士学位 The man has a doctorate in science,
现在却去给别人买的菜装袋 and he's filling people's grocery bags.
他其实装得很棒 He actually did a really nice job.
他知道把重的东西先放下面 He put the heavy things on the bottom.
还会把冷的东西都集中一起放 He kept the cold things together.
玛丽 Mary.
不是每个超市小弟都会这样嘛 Well, they don't always do that.
我就是不想看他这么放弃人生 I just hate to see him give up like this.
你们在说谁啊 Who you talking about?
斯特吉斯博士 Dr. Sturgis.
他放弃什么了 What'd he give up?
科学 Science.
他去超市工作了 He's working at a grocery store.
看来他还没放弃当怪人 At least he didn't give up being weird.
他今晚要来一起吃饭 你乖一点 He is also coming over for dinner, so behave yourself.
我可以在学校乖或者在家里乖 I can behave at school or I can behave at home.
你们只能二选一 I can't do both.
很高兴又见到你们大家 Well, it's so wonderful to see you all.
谢谢你们邀请我来 Thank you for having me.
我也很高兴见到你 It's great to see you, too.
玛丽 我认出来这好像是 And, Mary, I believe I recognize these tater tots
我帮你装袋的薯球呢 from when I packed them in your bag.
你是要憋死我 You're killing me.
你现在在超市工作吗 So you work at the grocery store now?
对啊 I do.
我就好奇一问 你觉得我看起来超过21岁吗 Just out of curiosity, would you say I look 21?
大概吧 Mm, I suppose.
你是周几工作来着 And what nights do you work again?
他不会卖你啤酒的 He's not selling you beer.
当然"不会"啦 Well, of course not.
我真不敢相信他们会因为 I can't believe they would fire you
你提了有可能产生黑洞的理论就炒了你 just for mentioning a theory about black holes.
炒了就炒了吧 It's just as well.
我这头老马也该告老还乡了 It was time this old horse was put out to pasture.
别这么说 Don't say that.
你才不老呢 You're not old.
-他不老吗 -不 - He's not? - No.
-你看他的脑袋都秃了 -吃你的豆子 - But look at his bald head. - Eat your peas.
我无法理解你为什么 I can't understand why you wouldn't want
不愿意回来大学继续教 to come back to the university.
科学是年轻人的天下 Science is a young man's game.
但我们可以一起合作研究啊 But we could work on something together.
如果平均一下我们的年龄 If you average out our ages,
我们可是两个41岁半的壮年人士 we're a lean, mean 41 and a half.
41岁对超市小弟来说也还是太老 Still too old to be bagging groceries.
我知道这很不合常理 I know it's unorthodox,
但我挺享受的 but I'm enjoying it.
这个季节就有龙卷风了吗 Tornado this time of year?
天上没有云啊 There's not a cloud in the sky.
目前还在持续收到消息 Information is still coming in, but a black hole
但德州沃克西哈奇市侦测到了黑洞 has been detected in Waxahachie, Texas.
我的天啊 Oh, my Lord.
消息来源显示是由超级对撞机产生 Sources report it was caused by the supercollider.
黑洞从德州开始快速向外扩张 The black hole is growing exponentially across Texas,
摧毁途中的一切事物 destroying everything in its path.
这是紧急状况 This is an emergency situation.
再重复一次 这是紧急... Repeat, this is an emergency situat--
约翰 我们该怎么办 John, what do we do?
我们什么都做不了 There's nothing we can do.
他说得对 黑洞会制造出引力场 He's right. It's going to create a gravitational field
把周围的一切都吞噬进去 that'll consume everything around it.
我们该赶紧逃生吗 Should we evacuate?
没办法 我们快不过黑洞 We can't. We could never outrun it.
那我们还剩下多少时间 Well, how much time do we have?
最多也就剩几分钟了 Minutes, at best.
-爸爸 我好害怕 -别怕 宝贝 - Daddy, I'm scared. - It's okay, baby.
我们现在快来祈祷 We need to pray right now.
你祈祷吧 我要去喝啤酒 You do that. I'm having a beer.
大家快来手牵着手 Oh, everybody hold hands.
天父啊 请你保佑我们 Heavenly Father, watch over us--
我不想人生最后的时刻用在祈祷上 I don't want to spend my last moments on Earth praying.
对啊 如果我们只剩下几分钟的生命 Yeah, if we only got a few minutes left,
我想用来跟你们道别 I want to spend it talking to y'all.
你们都是我的生命之光 You are all the light of my life.
我很爱很爱你们 And I love you so much.
-爸爸 -我抱着你 - Daddy. - Oh, I got you.
我不会松手 I'm not letting go.
我以前说得不够多 但我爱你们 I never said it enough, but I love y'all.
孩子们 Kids,
你们让我这个当爸的非常自豪 you have made me a very proud father.
我还没准备好 I'm not ready.
我还有好多事想做 There are so many things I want to do.
那你最好赶紧选一样 Well, you better pick one right now.
好吧 O-Okay, um...
我就想道歉 我以前经常惹你生气 And I just want to say I'm sorry for any time I was bad
和欺负谢尔顿 and any time I was mean to Sheldon.
没关系 It's okay.
因为他不爽时真的很逗趣 It's just so funny when he's upset.
但我仍然感到很抱歉 But I'm still sorry about it.
我也想说对不起 I'm sorry, too.
爸爸 Dad,
我太叛逆不乖 特别是对你 I've been awful, especially to you.
-你没有 -我有 - No, you haven't. - I have.
我们和好了 Well, we're good.
好了 话都说完了 我爱你们 Okay, we are done talking. I love you all,
但我们真的该祈祷了 but it is really time to pray.
我们在天上的父 Our Father, who art in heaven,
愿人都尊你的名为圣 hallowed be thy name.
愿你的国降临 Thy kingdom come,
愿你的旨意行在地上 如同行在天上 thy will be done on Earth as it is in heaven.
如果出现黑洞 真会发生那种情况吗 Is that really what would happen if there was a black hole?
是其中一种可能 One of the possibilities.
所有可能性都那么扫兴吗 Are they all such a bummer?
未必 有种理论说 Not necessarily. There's a theory
那样的事件也许能开启一个虫洞 that an event like that could open a wormhole
通往平行世界 into an alternate universe.
平行世界在发生什么 So what goes on in an alternate universe?
任何事 可能和这个世界 Anything, really. It could be slightly different
稍微不一样 或者完全相反 from this one or the complete opposite.
没错 That's true.
那如果黑洞把我们 So if a black hole transports us
送到了平行世界 我们会知道吗 to an alternate universe, w-would we even know it?
很可能不知道 Probably not.
对我们来说就跟 To us, it'd be as normal
牛仔穿马靴一样正常 as boots on a cowboy.
太刺激了 That is wild.
斯特吉斯博士说得对 Dr. Sturgis is correct.
如果我们真在另一个世界长大 If indeed we grew up in another universe,
我们的常态感就会由那个世界形成 our sense of normality would be formed by that universe.
够了 根本没有别的世界 That's enough. There are no other universes.
《圣经》告诉我们上帝创造了一个世界 The Bible tells us God created the Earth,
而非多个世界 not the Earths.
我为什么非得要嫁给无趣的牧师呢 Ugh, why did I have to marry a preacher?
因为这是上帝的旨意 让我们结合在一起 Because it was God's will to bless us with union.
希望祂安排我今晚辗转多家夜店 I hope it's his plan that I hit the clubs tonight,
因为那铁定会发生 'cause that's gonna happen.
为什么这个家里只有我正常 Why am I the only normal one in this family?
如果只有你正常 从统计学来说 If you're the only normal one, statistically speaking,
你就是不正常 you're abnormal.
怪咖 Freak.
别欺负他了 你会害他心理扭曲 Stop picking on him. You're gonna give him a complex
最后得接受心理治疗 and he'll end up in therapy.
你们纽约人就爱接受心理治疗 You New Yorkers and your therapy.
我唯一受过的"治疗" The only therapy I ever got
就是我爸用皮带抽打我屁股 was on my backside from Pappy's belt.
打屁屁 好惹火哦 Oh, spanking. That's hot.
我觉得你们都有病 都该接受心理治疗 I think you should all be in therapy.
我需要的解答都在这里面了 All the answers I need are right here.
我知道什么能让这个家快乐 Hey, I know what'll make this family happy.
一只狗狗 A puppy.
动物能提供很好的情感支持 Animals are excellent for emotional support.
我唯二需要用于支持情感的 The only thing I need for emotional support
是一把猎枪和一瓶冰啤酒 is a warm shotgun and a cold beer.
这位仁兄知道怎么嗨起来 This guy knows how to party.
你好像对平行世界很感兴趣 You seem to be interested in this alternative universe thing.
也许你可以从事这方面的研究 Maybe that's something you could work on.
也许在另一个平行世界 Maybe there's another universe
我已经在这么做了 where I'm already doing that.
是啦 但你可以在两个世界都研究啊 Sure, but maybe you could do it in both.
你到底想说什么 What are you getting at?
与其浪费时间打包杂货 Just that instead of wasting your time bagging groceries,
你不如做些更有价值的事 you could be working on something worthwhile.
我尝试新事物没什么不对啊 There's nothing wrong with me trying something new.
但你有博士学位 But you've got a PhD.
你是在座最聪明的人 You're the smartest person here.
这不好说 Well...
康妮 我乐于 Connie, I'm happy
做我现在做的事 doing what I'm doing right now.
我不信 I don't believe that.
不好意思 难道 Excuse me. You know more
你比我更清楚我该怎么生活吗 about how I should live my life than I do?
当然 可能吧 Yeah, maybe.
我们能到外面单独谈谈吗 May I speak with you outside?
约翰 对不起 我不是想逼你 John, I'm sorry, I don't mean to push,
但我就是很担心你 but I just, I worry about you.
真的吗 You do?
当然了 Of course.
你知道我在乎你 You know I care about you.
这话对我意义重大 That means a lot.
说实话 The truth is,
如果我能去平行世界生活 if I could live in an alternate universe,
我会选择我们没分手的那一个 I'd live in one where we never broke up.
希望这么说你不介意 Hope it's okay to say that.
我不介意 It is.
因为我也这么想 Because I wish it, too.
康妮 Oh, Connie.
约翰 Oh, John.
约翰 John?
如果你能去平行世界生活 If you could live in an alternate universe,
你会选哪个 what would it be?
我还没想过这个问题 Oh, I haven't really given it any thought.
黑洞另一个理论 Another theory of black holes
涉及到霍金辐射 involves Hawking radiation.
没错 在黑洞视界边缘 Right. Near the event horizon,
虚粒子不断产生 virtual particles are being created.
事实上 是双虚粒子 Actually, twin virtual particles.
等等 "视界"是什么 Wait, what's an "Event horizon"?
就是边缘的意思 It just means the edge.
为什么不直接说"边缘" Why not say "the edge"?
U2乐队的吉他手艺名就叫"边缘" The guitar player for U2 is called the Edge.
这跟我们讨论的话题有什么关系 What does that have to do with anything?
我想参与进来嘛 I'm participating in the conversation.
好过你傻坐在那 像坨肥肉一样 You're just sitting there like a lump.
"一坨肥肉" "Lump."
总之 通常情况下 粒子会相撞 Anyway, ordinarily, the particles would collide
彼此摧毁 and destroy each other.
但在这情况下 它们有可能同时存在 But in this instance, they could exist simultaneously.
那有何意义 And what is the significance of that?
我也可以参与啊 你少嘚瑟 I can participate, smart-ass.
表现得真好 肥肉 Good job, lump.
有一种理解是 One interpretation would be,
如果我站在黑洞视界 if I was standing at the event horizon,
也许能和我的分身互动 I could interact with my own twin.
双胞胎
本双胞胎和你互动过 体验不佳 I've interacted with you. It's not great.
如果有两个我 我们就能称霸宇宙了 I think if there were two of me, we'd be unstoppable.
如果加上信息熵 So, if we add the information entropy,
就能得到我们要的结果 we'll get the result we're looking for.
太聪慧了 That's brilliant.
我有预感你会喜欢 I had a feeling you'd like it.
原来我后脑勺长这样 真好看 That's what the back of my head looks like. Nice.
就把这称为库珀-库珀定理吧 Hmm. We'll call it the Cooper-Cooper Theorem.
完美 等等 哪个库珀排前面 Perfect. Wait, which Cooper comes first?
-本库珀 -为什么是你 - This Cooper. - Why you?
因为我是原版 你只是我的分身 I'm the original. You're just my twin.
别说得好像你比我厉害一样 Don't say it like you're better than me.
我们完全一样 We're exactly the same.
我不喜欢你这瞧不起人的语气 I don't appreciate your condescending tone.
这是你的语气 我们是同一个人 It's your tone. We're the same person.
如果我们是同一个人 你为什么那么讨人嫌 If we're the same person, why are you so annoying?
-住嘴 -你先住嘴 - Stop it. - You stop it.
要是我拒绝呢 What are you gonna do about it?
我不知道 我没和别人打过架 I don't know, I've never been in a fight before.
你马上就要开打了 Well, you're about to be.
荒谬至极 你说完了吗 This is ridiculous. Are you done?
还早呢 Not even close.
然后谢尔顿一号抓着谢尔顿二号... Then Sheldon One grabs Sheldon Two...
我的眼睛 Ow, ow, my eyes!
-我的眼睛 -你没事吧 - My eyes. - Are you okay?
现在舒畅了 I am now.
好了 够了 Okay, enough.
这样才叫参与讨论 学着点 That's how you participate.
谢谢你送我回家 Thank you for walking me home.
绅士就该这么做 It's the gentlemanly thing to do.
不过老实说 如果我们遇到袭击 Although to be honest, if we were attacked,
我可是指望你这猛女救我们 I'd be counting on you to get us out of it.
-约翰 -怎么了 - John? - Yeah?
你心情还好吗 Are you doing okay?
被炒鱿鱼是很难受 Well, getting fired was tough,
但我很高兴能回到镇上 but I'm glad to be back here in town.
你回来了 我也很高兴 I'm glad you're back, too.
但如果你觉得自己又犯糊涂了 But if you feel yourself slipping again,
答应我 你一定要寻求帮助 promise me you'll get some help.
我答应你 I promise.
那就好 我很担心你 Well, good. I worry about you.
真的吗 You do?
当然了 Of course.
这话对我意义重大 That means a lot.
好了 我家到了 Well, this is me.
你下次来买东西我们再见啦 Guess I'll be seeing you next time you go shopping?
我很期待 I look forward to it.
康妮 Connie?
什么 Yeah?
周二有优惠券折扣双倍 Tuesdays are double coupons.
那太好了 Good to know.
人们常常后悔那些没说出口的话 We often regret the things we don't say.
有很多话 我希望我爸还在时 There's a lot of things I wish I had said to my dad
我有告诉他 while he was around.
告诉他我很感激他 That I appreciated him.
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我很敬爱他 That I loved him.
所以我很庆幸那些 Which is why I'm grateful for the times
我有告诉他我感受的时候 I did tell him how I felt.
今晚很好玩 Tonight was fun.
是吗 为什么 Yeah? Why is that?
斯特吉斯博士来了 Dr. Sturgis was here.
大家一起讨论了科学 Everybody talked about science.
感觉很棒 It was nice.
的确 It was.
你好吗 How are you?
你有带身份证吗 You got I.D.?
有 Yeah.
糟啦 我一定是落在我老婆的小货车里了 Dang it. I must have left it in my wife's minivan.
我不能卖酒给你 I can't sell this to you.
我21岁了 我发誓 I'm 21, I swear.
你不信可以问斯特吉斯博士 You can ask Dr. Sturgis.
-谁 -那边那个老头 - Who? - The old guy over there.
斯特吉斯博士 Dr. Sturgis!
没事了 Never mind.