物理学可以预测世界上的诸多事物 Classical physics can predict a lot about the world.
举个例子 它可以告诉我们 For example, it can tell us what happens
当一颗台球撞到另一颗会发生什么事 when one pool ball knocks into another.
但当多颗球同时朝着不同方向滚动时 But when multiple balls careen in different directions,
我们就进入了疯狂的非线性动力学领域 we've entered the wild and woolly world of nonlinear dynamics.
你并不需要我告诉你就知道 And you don't need me to tell you
要预测接下来的发展是不可能的 that it's impossible to predict what will happen next.
不对 根据我们目前教育系统的水平 Actually, based on the state of our educational system,
你可能还真需要我说 you probably do.
现在想象一下那些球代表着人 Now imagine those are people.
哪怕是一颗11岁就从高中毕业的天才少年球 Even a brilliant young ball who graduated high school at 11
也可能被卷入风暴之中 can be caught in the maelstrom.
我们首次碰撞发生在 Our first collision was set in motion
杰夫牧师与罗宾有了孩子 when Pastor Jeff and Robin had their baby.
他是不是超可爱啊 Isn't he the cutest?
-那当然啦 -对啊 他就是个小天使 - He sure is. - Oh. Yeah, he's an angel.
无论什么时候都很开心 He's just happy all the time--
早上 下午 morning, afternoon,
深夜 半夜2点 半夜3点 middle of the night, 2:00 A.M., 3:00 A.M.,
半夜的每个点都"开心" all the A.M.'s, really.
把奶嘴沾一点威士忌 Dip the pacifier in some whiskey,
能立刻把他弄睡 put him right out.
记得别用好酒 But don't use the good stuff.
他们尝不出差别 They can't tell the difference.
我从没想过我能这么爱一个人事物 I never thought I could love anything this much.
我曾经以为我很爱我的狗狗"松饼" I used to think I loved my dog Waffles,
但对它的爱根本比不上现在 but it doesn't even compare.
你还好吗 You okay?
抱歉 我没事 Sorry. I'm fine.
只是最近有点缺觉罢了 Just haven't been sleeping lately.
那你干嘛不回家补个觉呢 Why don't you go home?
这里我们能搞定 We can handle things here.
不 不行 我没事 我还有工作要做 No. No, I'm good. I got work to do.
远离儿子身边 Away from my son,
他现在估计在思索他老爸去哪儿了 who's probably wondering where his daddy went
爸爸会回家吗 and if he's ever coming home.
你还是回去吧 Maybe go.
-行 -这里的事情你就放千百个心吧 - I'll go. - And don't worry about a thing here.
谢谢你们 Thank you.
对啊 我们能搞定食品募捐 Oh, sure, we can handle the food drive,
教堂公告 the bulletins...
如果你到时候还没办法 And if you're not feeling up to it,
我周日可以帮你布道啊 I could even give the sermon on Sunday.
我相信我周日肯定已经没事了 I'm sure I'll be fine by Sunday.
不用现在就着急做决定啦 You don't have to decide right now.
我会来布道 I'll do the sermon.
到时候看着办吧 We'll play it by ear.
人家差不多是明示了 姐妹 Take a hint, sister.
可以啊 我可以待到乔治回家再走 Sure, I can stay till George gets home.
米希还没到家 但谢尔顿就在我面前 Well, Missy's not back yet, but Sheldon's right here.
谢尔顿你还好吗 Sheldon, you good?
他很好 Yeah, he's good.
好吧 再见 All right, bye.
我刚跟你妈妈通完电话 I just got off the phone with your mom.
她今天上班要晚回家 She's gonna work late,
所以我会待到你爸爸... so I'll hang out till your dad...
随便 I don't care.
她怎么啦 What's wrong with her?
谁 Who?
你没事吧 Everything okay?
别来烦我 Leave me alone.
在学校发生什么事了吗 Did something happen at school?
走开啦 Go away.
你确定你不要跟我说说吗 Are you sure you don't want to talk about it?
不要 No!
我要去上小号 I'm going number one.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
第四季 第十八集[季终]
我需要你把公告拿去复印了 Hey, I'm gonna need you to drop the bulletin off at the printers.
当你出去办这事的时候 你可以顺便 And while you're out, could you also swing
去银行把这钱存进去吗 by the bank and make a deposit?
当然 我也有一件事需要你帮忙 Sure, and there's one thing you could do for me.
-什么事 -少跟我逼逼歪歪的 - What's that? - Quit riding my hump.
-你说什么 -你又不是我的老板 - Excuse me? - You're not the boss around here.
不是啦 只是杰夫牧师不在 我是教会秘书嘛 No, but Pastor Jeff's away, and I'm the church secretary.
行 Okay.
有一份给你的备忘录 "你不是老大 佩佩留" Take a memo. "You're not in charge. Peg."
* 没有什么比得上 * * Nothing compares *
BGM：Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2U
* 没有什么比得上你 * * Nothing compares to you... *
欢迎回家 Welcome home.
现在是什么状况 What's going on?
玛丽要加班 谢尔顿在车库 Mary's working late, Sheldon's in the garage,
米希在房间里憎恨全世界 and Missy's in her room hating the world.
米希怎么了 What's wrong with Missy?
我猜跟男生有关吧 My guess is a boy.
希望你喜欢这首歌 因为正在疯狂单曲循环中 And I hope you like this song, because it's in heavy rotation.
我去跟她聊聊 I'll go talk to her.
我觉得这不是个好主意 That's not a good idea.
米希跟我父女情深好吗 Mm, Missy and I kind of have a father-daughter thing.
跟你情深的是可爱小米希 Maybe you and cute, little Missy.
这可是青春期前的愤怒版米希 This is pre-teen, angry Missy.
你还没见过她呢 You haven't met her yet.
我能搞定 I got this.
蠢又信 我最爱的一种组合 Dumb and confident-- my favorite combination.
米希 Missy?
人家在听呢 I was listening to that.
我觉得你会想聊聊呢 Thought you might want to talk.
所以我房门紧闭 音乐开到震天响 That's why the door was shut and the music was loud--
是因为我想跟人说话吗 'cause I want to talk.
行行行 Okay. Okay.
如果是跟男生有关 If this is about a boy,
我知道你现在觉得像天要塌了 但是... I know it feels like the end of the world, but
我跟你保证你会交到新男朋友 I promise you're gonna have other boyfriends.
我不想要新男朋友 我就要马库斯 I don't want other boyfriends. I want Marcus.
你现在或许这么觉得 但你才11岁 Well, you feel that way now, but you're only 11.
所以我的感觉就不重要了吗 So my feelings don't matter?
好啦 不然我们去买冰激凌吃吧 Hey, how about we go get some ice cream?
我又不是小孩子 I'm not a child.
-只是想安慰你嘛 -别烦我啦 - Just trying to help. - Leave me alone!
你说得对 You are right.
你在这里的资历比我老 You have been here longer than me.
我们肯定有办法可以一起合作的 I don't see why we can't work together.
那挺好啊 That'd be nice.
-很好 -那麻烦你负责去银行存款 - Great. - So, why don't you go by the bank,
我去负责复印公告吧 and I will drop off the bulletin?
然后没人接电话吗 So no one's gonna answer the phones?
行 您就坐着 我去把所有事都做完 Fine. You just sit there, and I'll go and do everything.
那太好啦 Sweet.
今天的题可真不容易啊 Oh, today's a stumper.
有"黑斑白纹"这个词吗 Is "Nipto" a word?
你看 这就是为什么我需要来发号施令 You know what? This is why I was taking charge of everything.
如果我不这么做 啥事都不会做好 Because if I don't, nothing will get done.
是"黑白斑纹" Oh, it's "Pinto."
我说的就是这样 This is exactly what I'm talking about.
玛丽 你猜怎么着 Guess what, Mary.
早在你来这教会前 一切早就运转顺利了 Things were getting done long before you got here.
我只是希望帮杰夫牧师做好一切 I just want everything taken care of for Pastor Jeff.
或者是你想要觉得自己比别人强吧 Or you just like thinking you're better than everybody.
你们的父女情深牌效果如何 How'd that daddy-daughter thing work out?
我现在没心情跟你闹 康妮 I'm not in the mood, Connie.
我说了别去 你要自作聪明 怪谁呢 I told you not to go in there, but you knew better, didn't you?
我不需要你来教我怎么教育孩子 I don't need your parenting advice.
感觉你很需要啊 Seems like you do.
不好意思 你生的小孩中 有几个还跟你有联络 I'm sorry. How many of your children still talk to you?
对哦 就剩玛丽一个 Oh, that's right. Just Mary.
禁止进入
我碰到个问题 I have a problem.
-又怎么了 -米希在房门上写了"禁止进入" - What now? - Missy put a "Do not enter" sign on our bedroom door,
而我十分乐意遵守告示牌 and I'm all for obeying posted signage,
但那也是我的房间 but it is my room,
我觉得我有资格进入 你说呢 and I feel that gives me right of entry. Thoughts?
你不会想进去的 You don't want to go in there.
但我就是想 而且米希有挂公告的权力吗 But I do. Is Missy even authorized to put up a sign?
如果她有权 那我是不是也有权挂牌 And if so, does that mean I can put up a sign?
我不知道 I don't know.
因为如果我挂了"请进"牌 Because if I put up a "Do enter" sign,
哪个牌的优先序比较高呢 which sign would have precedence?
我们家有合作的律师吗 我需要跟律师谈谈 Do we have a lawyer? I should talk to a lawyer.
她碰到了感情问题 给她点空间 She's having boy problems. Just give her space.
心情上还是法律上 Emotionally or legally?
心情上 Emotionally.
那太好了 忽略别人心情正是我的强项 Excellent. Ignoring emotions is where I shine.
看出来了 Clearly.
-你是没看到牌子吗 -我看到了 - Did you not see the sign? - I did.
但是它没有法律效力 我问过爸爸了 It's not legally binding. I asked Dad.
你在干嘛啊 What are you doing?
把我这些白痴玩具都给丢了 Getting rid of my stupid toys. Hmm.
连你的卷心菜娃娃也丢吗 Even your Cabbage Patch doll?
-我才不要破娃娃呢 -那太好了 - I don't need a doll. - Good.
它都开始散发卷心菜的味儿了 She was starting to smell like actual cabbage.
你为什么要把那个拿下来 Why are you taking that down?
是时候该长大了 It's time to grow up.
别拿下来 Leave it there.
你都不喜欢她 You don't even like Cyndi Lauper.
是啊 可是她是我日常生活的一部分 No, but it's part of my daily routine.
每天早上我醒来 看过去你那边就不禁好奇 Every morning I wake up, look over there and wonder,
"她为什么要摆这个姿势" "Why is she standing like this?"
关我屁事 这是我的房间 Too bad. It's my room.
这里也是我的房间 It's my room, too.
对啊 那我不也没办法管你的傻逼海报吗 Yeah, and I don't get a say in any of your stupid posters.
那可是有史以来最聪明的人 These are the smartest men who ever lived,
要说谁傻逼 肯定是说这话的你 so if anyone's stupid, it's you for saying that.
闭嘴 Shut up!
你的脾气好暴躁 You're very irritable.
或许这就是为什么你有感情问题 This might be why you're having boy problems.
你放下 Put that down!
不要 No!
米希 我是认真的 Missy, I mean it!
关我屁事 I don't care!
这是我的 还我 It's mine! Give it back!
你看你干的好事 What did you do?!
你们在给我搞什么鬼呢 What the hell's going on in here?!
你看她干嘛了 Look what she did!
-谁让他惹我 -我受够你们俩了 - It's his fault! - That's enough out of both of you!
我跟你说了别进来 出去 I told you not to come in here. Go!
快点 Now!
你想解释一下怎么回事吗 You want to explain yourself?
我们会再给你弄张照片 We'll get you another picture.
我不想要别的照片 我就想要这张 I don't want another picture. I want this one.
我跟你说了别进去的 I told you not to go in there.
那是我的房间 It's my room!
你注意下语气 Hey, you watch your tone!
发生什么了 What's going on?
米希撕烂了我的质子教授照片 Missy tore my Professor Proton picture,
现在爸爸又大声吼我 and now Dad's yelling at me.
他先大吼的 他先大吼的 You yelled first. He yelled first.
我来处理 I'll take care of this.
你都不知道是怎么回事 You don't even know what happened.
她是不是撕烂了他的照片 Did she tear up his picture?
是没错啦 Well, yeah, she did.
说真的 我离开家哪怕就五分钟 Honestly, I can't leave this house for five minutes
家里也会乱成一锅粥 without everything falling apart.
我本来已经在解决了 I was handling it.
真是看得出来呢 Obviously.
是你先大吼的 You yelled first.
米希·库珀 你立刻跟你哥哥道歉 Missy Cooper, you apologize to your brother right this second.
不要 No.
我不会再说第二遍 I am not gonna tell you again.
你为什么总偏心他 Why do you always take his side?
我才没有 I do not.
你有 所有人都偏心他 Yes, you do. Everybody does.
我讨厌这个家 I hate this family.
你被禁足了 小姐 You are grounded, young lady.
"好"极了 Fine!
的确是好事 It is fine!
谢谢你"圆满"解决问题 Hmm, thanks for handling that.
小饼饼 一切都好吗 Hey, Moon Pie. Is everything okay?
不好 一切都糟透了 No, everything is terrible.
听起来该请出曲奇饼了 Oh. That sounds like a job for cookies.
好了 给 Okay, here you go.
你不现烤新鲜的给我吗 You're not baking them fresh?
你想让我烤曲奇还是听你倾诉 Do you want me to bake or you want me to listen?
我很遗憾她弄坏了你的照片 I'm sorry she ruined your picture, but, you know,
但她今天心情不好 she's having a bad day.
这有什么 她可以再找一个男朋友 Oh, please, she can find another boyfriend.
-我知道你生她的气 -我恨她 - I know you're mad at her. - I hate her.
别用这种字眼说家人 Hey, don't say that about family.
你也常羞辱我爸啊 You say mean stuff about my dad.
-那不一样 他就是欠骂 -可是米希 - That's different. He deserves it. - But Missy...
听我说 她是你妹妹 Listen here. She's your sister.
永远都是你妹妹 She's always gonna be your sister,
所以你必须想办法原谅她 so you have to find a way to forgive her.
但她这么做只是为了伤害我 But she did this just to hurt me.
我知道 I know.
但她心里也受伤了 But she's hurting, too.
那跟我有什么关系 What does that have to do with me?
你是哥哥 You're the big brother.
《生活大爆炸》第1季第15集中表示 在娘胎里时米希骑在谢尔顿肩上 按理来说米希会先出生
我只比她早出娘胎两分钟 I'm only two minutes older.
所以你就是哥哥 Which makes you the big brother,
代表你有责任照顾她 which means that it is your job to look out for her.
这根本说不通啊 That doesn't make sense.
为什么该由随机的出生顺序决定道德责任 Why should random birth order determine moral responsibility?
规矩不是我定的 小饼饼 I don't make the rules, Moon Pie.
曲奇你也没在做 Doesn't seem like you make cookies either.
你动作怎么那么慢 What's taking so long?
能不能别给我添乱 It would be nice if I didn't have
我上了一天班回家已经很累了 to come home after a long day at work
还要处理这些破事 and take care of everything here.
你哪有处理 我本来在解决了 You didn't. I was handling it
谁知你一回来就强行接手 till you came and bulldozed right over me.
那是因为谢尔顿不开心 Sheldon was upset.
这跟谢尔顿根本无关 This isn't about Sheldon.
是因为你觉得你总是对的 It's about you thinking you're always right.
才不是这样 That is not true.
我只是希望我下班回家后 This is me wishing that after work I could come home
孩子们能和乐融融 而不是吵个没完 and have my kids not at each other's throats.
也许还能有其他人把晚餐煮好 And maybe once have someone else make dinner.
为什么 好让你教训我煮得不对吗 Why? So you could tell me how I made it wrong?
我今天已经很累了 你想让我更糟心吗 I had a long day. Are you trying to make it worse?
你自己已经把气氛弄得更僵了 Oh, I think you already took care of that.
-我哪有 -你一副这个家全靠你 - I do not. - You act like you're the only thing
维系的样子 holding this house together.
米希 Missy?
你在做什么 What are you doing?
躲开你啊 白痴 Hiding from you, idiot.
我发现你了 你技术不太好 I found you. You're not very good at this.
你快回家吧 Just go home.
-你要去哪 -离家出走 - Where are you going? - I'm running away.
你不能离家出走啊 You can't run away.
已经走了 Too late.
那我要告诉妈妈 Then I'm telling Mom.
真是不意外 然后她会偏袒你 Of course you are. Then she'll side with you,
我会挨骂 每次都是这样 and I'll get in trouble, just like always.
-好吧 我不跟她说 -很好 - Fine. I won't tell. - Great.
但我要和你一起走 But I'm coming with you.
你也是我想逃离的人之一 You're one of the people I'm running away from.
抱歉 但我不能任由你一个人晚上乱跑 I'm sorry, but I can't let you wander at night by yourself.
-我是你哥哥 -我们是双胞胎 - I'm your big brother. - We're twins.
我比你早出生两分钟 I was born two minutes earlier,
所以我貌似有责任照顾你 which apparently makes me responsible for you.
这说法傻不傻 That's dumb.
我也不太喜欢 但事已至此了 I'm not happy about it either, but here we are.
你好 Hello.
怎么了 What's up?
没什么 Nothing.
谁死了 Who died?
真有人死了吗 Whoa, did somebody really die?
没人死了 No one died.
那就好 晚饭呢 Cool. Where's dinner?
谁想吃晚饭就自己煮去 Anyone who wants dinner can make it for themselves.
我不煮 I am not cooking.
别拿他出气 Don't take it out on him.
-什么事拿我出气 -你别掺和 - Ooh, take what out on me? - Stay out of it.
你又想开始了吗 You really want to start this up again?
等等 你问我想要什么吗 这倒是头一遭 Wait, are you asking me what I want? Well, that's a first.
拜托 你这辈子哪件事不是随心所欲 Oh, please, your whole life is doing whatever you want.
是吗 Oh, really?
我可以默默离场的 I can just leave.
是我想沦为高中橄榄球教练的吗 Did I want to get stuck coaching high school football?
是我想住在你妈对面的吗 Did I want to live across the street from your mother?
是我想晚上被女儿 儿子还有老婆 Did I want to spend my evening getting yelled at
痛骂的吗 by my daughter and my son and my wife?
真不好意思 我都不知道你这么不开心 I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were so unhappy.
因为你从没费心问过我的感受 Because you never bother to ask.
我们去哪啊 Where are we going?
就是那里 Right there.
树林深处的老旧小木屋 An old shack in the middle of the woods?
你到底有没有看过卡通《史酷比狗》 Have you even seen Scooby Doo?
闹鬼
那好 你回家吧 Great, go home.
大晚上的独自回家 别想陷害我 At night, by myself? Nice try.
你经常来这里吗 Do you come here a lot?
有时候 如果我想一个人待着 Sometimes, when I want to be alone.
你是指远离我 Alone from me.
不只是你 是所有人 Not just you. Everyone.
你跑出来是因为那个男孩吗 Is this about that boy?
我不想聊这个 I don't want to talk about it.
你是因为他才丢掉你的玩具和海报的吗 Is he why you were getting rid of your toys and your posters?
你不该为了一个男孩改变自己 Because I don't think you should change for some boy.
你这么说只是因为你讨厌改变 You're just saying that 'cause you hate change.
你并不在乎我的心情 You don't care about my feelings.
你怎么能这么说 How can you say that?
我可是冒着生命危险陪你待在这的 I'm literally risking my life to be here.
你看看四周 目及之处皆是破伤风风险 Look around. It is tetanus as far as the eye can see.
进来 Come in.
我想你应该没吃饭 I figured you didn't eat.
我给你煮了点汤 I made you some soup.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
但你不用这么做的啦 But you didn't have to do that.
爸爸妈妈没事的 Everything's fine.
我不是小孩子了 你不用哄我 I ain't a kid. You don't gotta lie to me.
好吧 Okay.
说实话 我在生你爸的气 Honestly, I'm upset with your father.
我也生自己的气 And I'm upset with myself.
为什么 Why?
因为... 他说得没错 'Cause... he's right.
我的确有点自以为是 Maybe I do think I know best,
有时太挑剔 and I can be critical.
但谢谢你特地煮汤给我 But thank you for making me soup.
不客气 You're welcome.
你煮的时候有加水吗 Did you put water in this?
要加吗 Was I supposed to?
没关系 It's fine.
然后今天我发现他竟然 And then today I found out he was actually
在溜冰场和妮可牵手了 holding hands with Nicole at the roller rink.
妮可是哪位 Who's Nicole?
一个七年级生 A seventh-grader.
所以你想打扮得更成熟 So you want to appear more mature
让他再次喜欢上你 to make him like you again.
我想是吧 I guess.
我本来想提议你戴领结 Hmm. Well, I'd suggest a bow tie,
但那是我的个人喜好 but that's kind of my thing.
我撕烂了你的照片 很抱歉 I'm sorry I ripped your picture.
谢谢 Thank you.
我不开心不只是因为房间变化 And I wasn't just upset about the room changing.
也因为你 It was also you.
我怎么了 Me what?
你也变了 You're changing, too.
怎么变法 How?
你现在喜欢男生 还比我高一厘米 You like boys, and you're half an inch taller than me now.
这叫成长好吗 It's called growing up.
-反正我不喜欢 -相信我 - Well, I don't like it. - Trust me,
20年后你不会还是这样闲坐着 20 years from now you're not gonna be sitting around,
滔滔不绝聊《星际旅行》和看漫画的 talking about Star Trek and reading comic books.
你想打赌吗 Would you like to bet on that?
赌一块钱 A dollar.
她到现在都还没给我呢 She still hasn't paid me.
还有 猜猜谁现在正穿着《星际旅行》小内内 And guess who's wearing Star Trek underpants right now.
台球和人本质相同 That's the thing with pool balls and people.
这两者都...难以预测 They are both... unpredictable.
乔治 Hi, George.
你好 布兰达 Oh, hey, Brenda.
你今晚怎么出来了 What brings you out tonight?
家里太压抑 需要出来喘口气 Just needed to get out of the house.
我懂 I hear that.
想要人陪吗 You want some company?
好啊 Sure.