《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
你猜怎么着 我要顶下一间洗衣店 Guess what? I'm buying a Laundromat.
所以洗衣店后方有个秘密暗室 So, there's a secret back room at the Laundromat
你常去那里赌 where you gamble?
那好歹就说个大概 Give me a sense
这赌场违法程度多高 of how illegal this is.
谁说这违法了 Who says it's illegal?
不然为啥是秘密 Well, why is it a secret?
行吧 的确违法 Okay, it's illegal.
你对那些后面藏着老虎机的店了解多少 What do you know about these backroom slot machine places?
我们睁一只眼闭一只眼 We look the other way.
怎么回事 What's going on?
你是康妮·塔克吗 Are you Connie Tucker?
好委屈好难过 Well, this sucks.
在天文学中 In astronomy,
朔望是指引力系统中 a syzygy is a rare event
三个天体配置在一条直线的罕见事件 when three or more celestial bodies line up.
你也可能听过人们称之为X星连珠 You may also know it as the stars aligning,
这叫法估计是 which was probably coined
某个记不得朔望这个词的人编出来的 by someone who couldn't spell "Syzygy."
如果你想在拼字游戏得高分 记得这个好词 If you want to win Scrabble, remember this bad boy.
对我父亲来说 X星连珠 My father's idea of the stars aligning
就是指家里只剩他一个人 was having the house completely to himself.
当我去上学 米希去朋友家 I was at school, Missy was at a friend's,
小乔治在上班 Georgie was working,
而我妈妈在去教会退休会的路上 and my mother was on her way to a church retreat.
♪ 上帝有个儿 名字叫耶稣 ♪ ♪ There was a God who had a son, and Jesus was his name-o ♪
-♪ 耳阝鱼禾 ♪ -♪ 耳阝鱼禾 ♪ - ♪ J-e-s-u-s ♪ - ♪ j-e-s-u-s ♪
♪ 耳阝鱼禾 ♪ ♪ J-e-s-u-s ♪
♪ 祂的名字叫耶稣 ♪ ♪ And Jesus was his name-o. ♪
而对我父亲而言 For my father,
这就是美妙的南方朔望 it was sweet, Southern syzygy.
屰月亡月王 朔望 S-Y-Z-Y-G-Y. Syzygy.
妈蛋 Balls.
你好啊比利 谢尔顿不在这里 Hey, Billy. Sheldon's not here.
-那米希呢 -也不在 - Is Missy? - Nope.
那就好 我想跟你单独谈谈 Good. I need to talk to you alone.
妈蛋 Balls.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
你不介意我边看比赛边跟你聊吧 You mind if I watch the game while we talk?
不介意 That's fine.
所以你找我有什么事 So, what's up?
我想征得你的同意 再去约米希 I would like your permission to ask out Missy.
真的假的 Really?
真的 Yeah.
好吧 这个嘛... Okay. Uh...
我很高兴你有先来跟我谈谈 Well, I appreciate you coming to me.
我想要按部就班做到位 I wanted to do this the right way.
比利 你这一步感觉一下跨太大了 You know, Billy, this sounds like a big step.
我都不确定米希到了约会的年龄没 I'm not sure Missy's really ready for dating yet.
她不是跟我们学校的马库斯谈过恋爱吗 She went out with Marcus from school.
他们还一起去看过电影 They went to the movies.
好吧 那的确是... Yeah, that is...
"大事" meaningful.
他们分手了 所以我的机会来啦 But they broke up, so now's my chance.
-米希知道你对她有意思吗 -不知道 - Does Missy know anything about this? - No.
很好 那你得一步一步来 Great. Let's build on that.
免得自己成了备胎 You don't want to be the rebound guy.
那是什么意思 What's that?
就是卡在她上一任真爱 That's the guy after the guy she really liked
与下一任真爱中间的工具人 and before the next guy she really likes.
-什么鬼 -你跟米希是多年朋友 - What? - You and Missy are friends.
你们从小就上同所学校 You go to school together.
一旦没成功 以后见面就很尴尬了 That could make things complicated if it doesn't go well.
我没想过这点 I didn't think about that.
她如果拒绝你 以后抬头不见低头见呢 If she turns you down, you're gonna have to see her all the time.
但如果成功了 抬头低头都能见呢 But if it goes right, I getto see her all the time.
我只是觉得你应该静下心好好思考 I just think you ought to take a minute
这么做到底值不值得 and figure out if it's really worth it.
就像是打橄榄球 Hmm. I-It's like football.
在自家球门口的最后一次进攻机会 选攻还选守 You can go for it on fourth down on your own 20-yard line,
选择进攻一旦失败 可能满盘皆输 but if you don't make it, it's game over.
你可真不只是个球队导师 You're not just a football coach.
您是人生导师啊 You're a coach of life.
你可能会觉得量子物理学 You probably think of quantum physics
惊险刺激 令人血脉喷张 as a white-knuckle rush of adrenaline,
就像去坐迪士尼乐园里的小飞侠天空奇遇 like the Peter Pan ride at Disneyland.
但现实中可能并不那么精彩 But the reality can be a little less exciting,
尤其是当你遇到瓶颈的时候 especially when you're stuck.
我们能解开的 We'll get this.
或许找个旁观者能有新思路 Perhaps a set of fresh eyes could be helpful.
如果你是要建议去找斯特吉斯博士 If you're going to suggest Dr. Sturgis,
我得先提醒你 我跟他的恩怨情仇很复杂 I should remind you we have a complicated history.
你关于引力子的研究 And your graviton research
顶多算平庸 is mediocre at best!
-你不够格批评我的成果 -我忍无可忍了 - You're not qualified to judge my work. - All right, that's it.
我们能解开的 We'll get this.
你准备好去吃晚饭了吗 Hey. You ready for dinner?
我看起来像准备好了吗 Do I look ready?
不像 No.
你今天过得好吗 亲爱的 How was your day, dear?
店里换钱的硬币用完了 Well, I ran out of quarters.
我还得拉开为了防静电纸打架的人 Then I had to break up a fight over a dryer sheet.
三号洗衣机再度漏水了 Then washer number three overflowed again.
我今天过得可好了 Oh. Well, I had a nice day.
我还得到摸马的机会 I got to pet a horse.
好啦 我带你去吃晚饭 Come on, let me take you to dinner.
吃晚饭这团乱就能自己好吗 Dinner's not gonna fix this mess.
我本来是想依靠玛格丽塔酒来处理 Yeah, I was counting on margaritas
让你开心的重大工作 to do the heavy lifting.
人家顶店的时候可不是为了干这个 This is not what I signed up for.
我店里需要找人帮忙 I need to get some help in here.
那你找啊 Well, so, do it.
那太好啦 我要叫小乔治来 Great. I'm taking Georgie.
小乔治吗 不行 他是我的王牌店员 Georgie? No, he's my best employee.
-她还是我外孙呢 -那又怎样 - He's my grandson. - Well, so what?
谢尔顿才是聪明的那个 你叫他啊 Sheldon's the smart one. Take him.
你是想跟一个情绪高涨有兴致的熟女约会 Do you want to go out with somebody who's happy and fun
还是想跟不爽还一身拖把味的老太婆约会 or some cranky, old woman who smells like mop?
行吧行吧 小乔治给你用 All right. All right. Take Georgie.
谢谢 Thank you.
我去整理一下仪容 I'm gonna go get myself fixed up.
我觉得你现在的样子就很美了 I think you look beautiful just the way you are.
-去死吧你 -好的 - Go to hell. - Okay.
他走开了 其他人在跑动 Triplets left, man in motion.
要传球啦 Here comes a pass.
看到没 See there?
我现在知道谢尔顿的聪明才智遗传谁了 Now I know where Sheldon gets his brains from.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
你是史上第一个说过这话的人 You're the only person to ever say that.
接下来会发生什么事啊 What's gonna happen next?
你会去帮我再拿一瓶啤酒 You gonna get me a beer.
遵命 Yes, sir.
我到家了 I'm home.
我在客厅 跟比利一起看比赛呢 In here. Watching the game with Billy.
你有妈妈要去住的地方的电话吗 Do you have the number where Mom's staying?
发生什么事了吗 Everything okay?
我跟林克莱特博士碰到了问题 想问问她 I need help navigating a situation with Dr. Linkletter.
你应该问你爸爸 他很聪明啊 You should ask your dad. He's really smart.
你是唯一一个说过这话的人 You're the first person who's ever said that.
对啊 问我看看 搞不好出乎你意料 Yeah, try me. I might surprise you.
我跟林克莱特博士科学上碰到了瓶颈 Dr. Linkletter and I are stuck on a science problem.
我知道斯特吉斯博士能帮上忙 但又不敢说 I know Dr. Sturgis could help, but I'm hesitant to suggest that
因为我知道他们两个在工作上是仇人 because I know they have a professional rivalry.
就我看来 Well, the way I see it,
你们其实都是科学阵营的人 对吧 y'all are on Team Science, right?
是的吧 I suppose.
一个阵营里的人彼此并不需要是朋友 And people on the same team don't have to get along
也能让队伍运转 to work together.
就像你跟妈妈一样 Like you and Mom.
不是啦 No.
就像四分卫与接球员们 A quarterback and his receivers.
他并不是丢给他最要好的人 He doesn't throw it to the guy he likes best.
他会传给有空档的那个人 He throws it to the one that's open.
太有智慧了 So smart.
所以我应该去问斯特吉斯博士 So, I should ask Dr. Sturgis what he thinks about
他对暗物质可能是一种玻色凝聚的看法吗 the dark matter being a Bose condensate?
你想要科学阵营赢吗 Do you want Team Science to win?
谢谢 这个意见对我很有帮助 Thank you. This has been helpful.
什么是玻色凝聚 What's a Bose condensate?
中场休息的时候我告诉你 I'll tell you at halftime.
你觉得自己也算是个创业者了 对吧 You fancy yourself a bit of an entrepreneur, don't you?
我是这么认为的 I like to think so.
现在你不上学了 And now that you're not in school anymore,
我猜你肯定想让你的事业 I bet you're wanting to take your career
更上一层楼 to the next level.
我要是不想 那还算什么创业者 What kind of entrepreneur would I be if I didn't?
那你今天可走运了 Well, this is your lucky day,
因为我有个绝佳的机会 because I have quite the opportunity.
你觉得让你独立管理一个生意怎么样 How would you like to manage a business all on your own?
那太棒了 That'd be amazing.
做自己的老板 自己说了算 Be your own boss. Call the shots.
太棒了 什么生意 Hell, yeah. What is it?
管理一家洗衣店 Managing a Laundromat.
不可能 No way.
拜托 这个工作最适合你了 Oh, now, come on. You're perfect for this.
我是推销员 那里无东西可卖 I'm a salesman. There's nothing there to sell.
你面对一大群无聊的人 You got a bunch of bored people
他们揣着满满一口袋硬币 with their pockets full of quarters,
你却什么都推销不出去吗 you can't sell them something?
那你就不是我心中原以为的创业家 Then you're not the entrepreneur I thought you were.
激将法对我没用 That ain't gonna work on me.
不轻易动摇 你果然是个管理人才 And this is why you're management material.
想得美 Nice try.
那个地方全都是女生 The place is wall-to-wall girls.
你上来就提这个不就完事了吗 Why didn't you lead with that?
我哥哥去了洗衣店 My brother went to the Laundromat,
对能看到我姥姥保证过的 excited to meet the female customer base
广大女性客户群感到兴奋 my meemaw had promised.
你说过有"女生" You said "Girls."
她们是女生啊 They were girls
曾经是 once.
上世纪的事情吧 Not in this century.
听着 我需要你帮我忙 Listen, I need you to help me with this.
我不想经营这个破地方 I don't want to run this dump.
那你当初为什么要顶下来啊 Then why'd you buy it?
我退休了 I'm retired.
本以为会有趣 让我走出家门 I thought it might be fun, get me out of the house.
然后你选了开洗衣店吗 And you picked a Laundromat?
当时看觉得是个好机会 It seemed like a better opportunity at the moment.
出什么事了 你被骗子骗了吗 What happened? You get tricked by a con man?
-没有 -不用不好意思啊 - No. - It's all right.
你这个年纪的人有很多都被骗过 Happens to a lot of people your age.
跟我来 Come with me.
你的单身生活怎么样 Hey, uh, how's bachelor life treating you?
很好 Good.
玛丽以前搞得好像教育孩子很难似的 Mary makes this parenting thing seem hard.
结果我很会教 I'm great at it.
所以 你终于肯尽本分了吗 So, you finally gave it a shot.
很好嘛 Good for you.
随你怎么取笑 Make your jokes,
但我甚至还在帮别人家的孩子 but I'm even helping out kids that aren't mine.
真的吗 Really?
比利·斯巴克斯对米希有点好感 Billy Sparks got a little crush on Missy.
不妙啊 Uh-oh.
-危险区警告 -什么 - Danger zone. - What?
为什么啊 Why?
插手你青春期女儿的爱情生活 Getting in the middle of your teenage daughter's love life?
能出什么事呢 What could possibly go wrong?
我说不过你 I can't win with you.
我都不告诉你我是怎么帮谢尔顿的 I'm not even gonna tell you how I helped Sheldon.
-也许你不说更好 -那好 - It may be better you don't. - Fine.
我用体育类比科学 成功帮到他了 I used a sports metaphor about science, and it worked.
-肯定成功了 -确实成功了 - I'm sure it did. - It did.
-肯定的 -你应该这么想 - I'm sure. - You should be.
-我的确如此 -很好 - I am. - Good.
真的很好 It is good.
你要一直争着说最后一句话吗 Are you just gonna keep having the last word?
-不 -谢谢 - No. - Thank you.
说吧 Just say it.
不用谢我了 You're welcome.
一个秘密赌场 A secret casino room?
是的 Yeah.
警察把这关了 The cops shut me down.
-太酷了 -非常酷 - That is so cool. - Very cool.
我有一屋子不能玩的老虎机 I got a room full of slot machines I can't
还有一屋子我不想要的洗衣机 turn on and a room full of washing machines I don't want.
再把这地方开起来吧 Let's get this going again.
不行 我现在被他们盯上了 I can't. I'm on their radar now.
太倒霉了 That sucks.
我没想到事情会变成这样 This is not how I saw this playing out.
你勇敢尝试了 这很了不起 Hey, you took a shot. That's impressive.
也许是吧 I guess.
大多数你这个年纪的人 I mean, most folks your age
-还得要人帮他们把食物切碎呢 -够了 - have someone cutting up their food. - That's enough.
我还是觉得你很酷 Well, I still think you're a badass.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们还是出去干正事吧 We should probably get back out there.
我不会为你工作的 I ain't working for you.
但我支持你 But I'm rooting for you.
所以 事情如何 So, how'd it go?
我按照你说的让斯特吉斯博士 I had Dr. Sturgis present his ideas
向林克莱特博士说说他的想法 to Dr. Linkletter like you said.
然后呢 And?
约翰 我不得不说 John, I must say,
这也许是我听过最愚蠢的想法 that might be the stupidest idea i've ever heard.
一个觉得经典场论 Big talk coming from the man
能解释一切的人 who thought the whole thing could be explained
还有脸说这种诳语 with classical field theory.
不好 Oh, no.
-然后发生什么了 -然后... - Then what happened? - Well...
你为什么把这个疯子带到我的实验室来 Why on earth would you bring this crackpot into my lab?
你没提到我 对吧 You didn't mention me, did you?
因为我们都是科学阵营的人 Because we're all on Team Science,
我们不都想让科学阵营赢吗 and don't we want Team Science to win?
-好 那就好 -但后来... - Okay, good. - But then...
"科学阵营" "Team Science"?
这种俗套的胡话你是听谁说的 And where did you get that bit of clichéd nonsense?
我爸爸说的 My dad.
你跟比利说了什么 What did you say to Billy?
比利跟你说了什么 What did Billy say to you?
他约我出去 他说他跟你谈过这事 He asked me out. And he said he talked to you about it?
是的 但... Well, yes, but...
你为什么不先提醒我 Why wouldn't you warn me?
他是当着我朋友们的面问的 He asked me out in front of my friends.
我没让他那么做 我让他好好考虑一下 I didn't tell him to do it. I-I told him to think about it.
他考虑之后决定这么做了 Well, he thought about it, and then he did it,
所以真谢谢你啊 so thanks a lot.
韦恩说得对 Wayne was right.
你跟威尔金斯教练说了吗 You told Coach Wilkins?
一点点 A little.
他老婆是我的老师 His wife is my teacher.
你知道这情况有多糟吗 Do you have any idea how bad this is?
开始慢慢意识到了 I'm putting it together.
我没让他那么做 I didn't tell him to do it!
你看出来了 对吧 You see it, right?
斯特吉斯博士说得对 That Dr. Sturgis was correct
我只能吃瘪然后去找他吗 and I need to eat crow and go back to him?
是的 Yes.
等等再去吧 Let's just give it another moment.
-早上好 -早上好 - Morning. - Mmm. Morning.
这是什么 What's this?
世界上最好的爸爸
你在家表现得这么好 You've been doing such a good job at home,
我觉得你值得被表扬 I thought you should be recognized.
谢谢 Thanks.
昨晚怎么样 How'd everything go last night?
还不错 还不错 Not bad. Not bad.
那就好 Glad to hear it.
你个大骗子 You lying sack.
-什么 -我知道比利约米希出去 - What? - I know Billy asked Missy out
结果一塌糊涂 and it all went south.
达琳全都告诉我了 Darlene told me everything.
真要命 她怎么知道的 Oh, man, how did she find out?
你也知道教师休息室里的八卦传播飞快 You know how gossip flies in the teachers' lounge.
好吧 你之前说的都是对的 Fine. Everything you said is true.
我就不该插手 Shouldn't have gotten involved.
我就大度点 让你留着那马克杯 Well, I'm-a let you keep the mug
作为努力目标 as a goal to work towards.
真是谢谢你哦 Mm, gee, thanks.
谢尔顿那摊事怎么样了 How'd the thing with Sheldon go?
马克杯还我 你不配 All right, give me the mug back.
乐意至极 Gladly.
老娘67岁高龄了 67 years old,
还得干这种破事 刮烘衣机里的糖渍 scraping Tootsie Roll out of a clothes dryer.
有何贵干 What do you want?
我想帮你 I want to help you out.
我就知道你会回来 大部分都被我清掉了 Oh, I knew you'd come back. Listen, I got most of it,
但还有一坨死都刮不下来 but there's this one chunk in there that won't let go.
我不是来干活的 是来教你解决一切难题的方法 I'm not here to work. I'm here with the answers to all your problems.
你是指什么 And what is that?
重开你赌窝的办法 How to get your back room up and running again.
我在听 I'm listening.
你可以用查克芝士的餐厅游戏机房模式 I was thinking about Chuck E. Cheese.
老天爷救救我吧 Oh, God.
你听我说完嘛 Hear me out.
你赌场之前是现金结算 Your payouts were in cash.
那是违法的 That's illegal.
但在查克芝士玩游戏 When you play games at Chuck E. Cheese,
会赢得点券 you win tickets.
点券拿去换奖品 Those tickets are traded for prizes.
是合法的 That's legal.
你只需照搬这套做法就行了 You just need to do the same thing.
让大家玩你的老虎机 People play your machines.
现在他们赢得的点券能换取动物玩偶 Now the credits they win get exchanged for stuffed animals.
然后你再用现金把玩偶买回来 Then you buy those stuffed animals back for cash.
这样并没违反任何法规 而你能重新开业 No laws broken, and you're back in business.
这是我听过的最蠢的话了 That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
为什么 Why?
因为老娘又不是在开嘉年华游戏摊 Because I don't run a carnival.
成年人才不会为了赢取小熊公仔去赌博 Grown-up people don't-don't gamble to win a teddy bear.
你没听懂 You're not getting it.
我听懂了这提议蠢到爆 I'm getting that it's dumb.
我是想帮你 I'm trying to help you.
如果你真想帮我 If you really wanted to help me,
就把脑袋伸进去开刮 you would stick your head in there and start scraping.
最后 Eventually,
林克莱特博士终于承认 Dr. Linkletter admitted
我们需要斯特吉斯博士的帮助 we could use the help of Dr. Sturgis,
于是科学阵营重返赛场 and Team Science was back in action
疯狂得分 碾压无知阵营 scoring goals against Team Ignorance.
瞧我 满嘴运动经 Look at me, talking like a jock.
看来你转而支持我的想法了 Oh, I see you came around to my idea
关于如何区分大质量粒子和轴子 for distinguishing massive particles from axion particles.
那的确为我提供了很好的起点 Well, it did provide an excellent jumping-off point
去破解真正的难题 for me to crack the actual problem.
真正的难题似乎是你无法辨认出 Seems the actual problem is your inability
被递到眼前的绝妙想法 to recognize a brilliant idea when it's handed to you.
是吗 你个爱买弄的小精怪 Is that so, you pedantic little gremlin?
你好大的胆子 How dare you!
那不过是简单的... Well, it's all just simple...
我爸说得对 My father was right.
他们激发出彼此最优秀的一面 They were bringing the best out of each other,
宛如以钢磨钢 like steel sharpening steel.
不过我想基于你的假设 Although I suppose, based on your premise,
我们是可以计算出各自的应力能量张量 we could calculate the stress-energy tensor for each.
事实证明他们的敌对情绪正是成功的关键 It turned out their antagonism was the key to their success.
...找个实验来区分它们 ...find an experiment to distinguish them.
虽然并非独创 但我承认你的观点有一定价值 While derivative, I'll admit your point does have some merit.
当然有价值了 Of course it has merit,
你个... you... you...
-粉红大脚怪 -怼得好 - Big, pink Sasquatch? - Good.
你个粉红大脚怪 You big, pink Sasquatch!
你怎么样啊 How you doing?
还好 Fine.
在学校还顺心吗 Things okay at school?
你问来干嘛 好去昭告猪朋狗友吗 Why? So you can go tell your friends?
我就想知道你过得怎么样 I just want to know how you're doing.
我想想 比利很难过 Let's see. Billy feels bad.
我拒绝了他也很内疚 I feel bad for turning him down.
现在气氛尴尬差劲到极点 Everything's awkward and terrible now.
这算回答了你的问题吗 Does that answer your question?
谢谢你让我过来 Thanks for letting me come by.
没事 Sure.
-他怎么样了 -我不知道 - How's he doing? - I don't know.
他从来不跟我聊心事 He never tells me anything.
米希倒是爱吐槽 Well, Missy talks.
但这完全没改善情况 It is not an improvement.
比利 Billy!
库珀叔叔来了 Mr. Cooper's here!
你还好吗 How you doing?
千万别提这茬 Oh, do not look under that rock.
但我谢谢你的关心 But I appreciate you asking.
这周过得很糟心吧 Tough week, huh?
是的 Yeah.
我也经历过 Yeah, I been there.
-真的吗 -是啊 - You have? - Oh, yeah.
达茜·洛克哈特 八年级 Darcy Lockhart, eighth grade.
在校巴上拒绝我 Shut me down on the school bus.
-太惨了 -我想逃离现场都没法 - That sounds awful. - Couldn't even leave.
只得硬着头皮坐在那 我问早了9个站 Just had to sit there. I asked nine stops too early.
你怎么应对的 What did you do?
我消沉了一段时间 I felt bad for a while,
但之后我又约玛姬·戈姆利出去 but then I asked out Maggie Gormly.
她答应了吗 She said yes?
狠狠拒绝了 Absolutely not.
你能相信我又是在校巴上问的吗 And would you believe I did it on the bus a second time?
蠢到爆炸 What a dope.
我再也不会约任何人出去了 Well, I'm never asking anybody out again.
你会的 You will.
至少最可怕的部分已经结束了 At least the worst part's over.
但感觉不是这样 Doesn't feel like it.
你被拒绝了 但世界因此毁灭了吗 You got rejected, but was it the end of the world?
-没有 -那是非常有用的信息 - No. - And that is extremely valuable information.
很多男生没明白这一点 不再冒险尝试 A lot of guys don't learn that and stop taking chances.
说实话 And honestly,
米希这事你是逃过了一劫 you dodged a bullet with Missy.
那姑娘可凶了 The girl is mean.
谢了 Thanks.
我爸有时做了好事却没得到赞赏 My father didn't always get the credit he deserved.
但他给我的建议非常有用 The advice he gave me actually worked out pretty well.
当然了 我从没跟他说过 Of course, I never told him.
我找比利聊过了 Talked to Billy.
你为什么要找他 Why would you do that?
我们聊得还不错 No, it was good.
别插手我的人生 Stay out of my life.
他也许不是全世界最棒的爸爸 He may not have been the world's greatest dad.
但我们或许也不是全世界最乖的小孩 But maybe we weren't the world's greatest kids.
我还是把那地方卖了吧 I guess I'll just sell the place.
如果损失惨重我也认了 If I take a bath, so be it.
那倒未必 我有个朋友是房产经纪 Oh, I don't know. I got a realtor friend,
他也许能帮忙 might be able to help.
就像你那个把我店铺捣了的条子朋友吗 You mean like your cop friend who shut me down?
那结局的确不太美好 Yeah, that wasn't great.
那小乔治的提议呢 What about Georgie's idea?
开查克芝士的馊主意 戴尔 得了吧 That dumb Chuck E. Cheese thing? Dale, come on.
事实上我认为那提议很机智 Well, actually, I think it's kind of brilliant.
你认为成年人会为了动物玩偶 You think that grown-ups are gonna gamble
赌博吗 for some stuffed animals?
会啊 因为你会把公仔买回去 Yeah, that you're buying back from them.
一只小熊顶多只值两块钱 Well, a teddy bear's only worth a couple of bucks.
值多少钱还不是你说了算 It's worth whatever you say it's worth.
他们赢一百块 那小熊就值一百块 They win a hundred bucks, then it's worth a hundred bucks.
我好像欠你一句道歉 It seems I owe you an apology.
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