《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
一个秘密赌场 A secret casino room?
警察把这关了 The cops shut me down.
再把这地方开起来吧 Let's get this going again.
怎么样 How we doing?
钱匣出了点问题 There's a problem with the cashbox.
什么问题 Oh, what's that?
满到关不上了 Can't get it to close.
我就爱听到出了这种问题 That is my kind of problem.
来聊聊会议的美妙之处吧 Let's talk about the glory of meetings.
各方面都令人喜爱 议程有计划 会议记录详尽 What's not to love? Agendas, detailed minutes,
如果运气好 在会议开始与结束之时 and if you're lucky, they begin and end
还能听到纪律与规则令人舒心的声音 with the soothing sound of discipline and rules.
所以你们就能理解 You can imagine my frustration
当我发现东德州理工有教员会议 when I found out East Texas Tech
而我却被人拒之门外时 有多不爽 had faculty meetings that I was not allowed to attend.
失礼了 Excuse me.
我也不是没努力过 Not that I didn't try.
再见 谢尔顿 Goodbye, Sheldon.
可恶 Darn it.
谢尔顿 出去 Sheldon, out.
抱歉 我误以为你是某个烦人小伙子 Sorry, I thought you were an irritating young man
那家伙缠着我没完没了 that won't leave me alone.
过分了吧 That's rude.
出去 Out.
如何了 So, how was it?
有要建立什么小组委员会吗 Did any subcommittees get formed?
没有 谢尔顿 这只是预算会议 No, Sheldon, it was just a budget meeting.
预算吗 快跟我分享 Ooh, budgets, do tell.
基本上都是在讨论把科学通识课的要求 Most of it was about reducing the gen-ed science requirement
从必修8学分调到4学分 from eight credits to four.
但这表示会减少上科学课 谁会想要啊 But that's less science classes. Who would want that?
行政部门 学生与学生家长都乐意 Apparently the administration, the students and their parents.
有人尝试阻止这件事吗 Did anyone try to stop it?
没有 No.
这议题有引起唇枪舌战吗 Did it spark a heated debate?
好像也没有吧 Not really, no.
那你好歹有稍微不爽吧 Were you at least annoyed?
我听起来有不爽吗 Do I sound annoyed?
有 Yes.
那不就得了 Well, there you go.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
我真不敢相信学院的人居然同意 I can't believe the faculty is okay with this.
这事也只代表非科学专业的学生 It just means students who aren't science majors
以后只需要修一门科学而非两门 need to take one class instead of two.
但这足足是砍了一半啊 But that's 50% less.
谢尔顿 这又影响不到你 Sheldon, this doesn't affect you.
减少科学教育将会影响全社会 Less science affects all of society.
而且如果你没注意到 And in case you haven't noticed,
我就是引话题到自身之王 I'm good at making things all about me.
有有有 我当然有发现 Yes, I have picked up on that.
抱歉 这件事我无能为力 Sorry, there's nothing I can do about it.
我理解 你也只是大机器中的一枚齿轮 I understand. You're just a cog in the machine.
对哦 我干嘛跟你谈这个呢 In fact, why am I talking to you?
您不想说了随时可以停 Feel free to stop.
你这时间不是该上班吗 I thought you'd be at work.
我这周做晚班 I work nights this week.
我都不知道洗衣店开到那么晚 Oh, I didn't realize the Laundromat was open late.
我出的主意 I did that.
大家白天都得工作 感觉晚上是蓝海市场啊 People work during the day, it seemed like an untapped market.
真聪明 对了 Smart. You know,
如果你想宣传你们新的营业时间 if you want to advertise your new hours,
你们可以去教堂公告打广告啊 you could take out an ad in the church bulletin.
这主意还不赖 That ain't a bad idea.
或许你的生意头脑是从我这遗传的呢 Maybe I'm where you get it from.
广告语甚至可以是这样 Oh! It could say something like,
"耶稣洗去你的罪孽 "Jesus washes away your sins,
我们洗去你的污渍" and we'll wash away your stains."
哇塞 简直是广告狂人啊 Wow! You are really good at this.
你身为大学的校长 你真的希望 And do you really want to be the president of a university
自己身负减少科学必修课 that is responsible for the dumbing down
令全校学生智商再下降的责任吗 of scientific discourse on this campus?
我完全同意你说的 I totally agree with you.
真的吗 You do?
对啊 简直是疯了 Oh, it's an outrage.
我来是为了打造东德州的哈佛 I came here to make this school the Harvard of East Texas.
而不是... Not the...
你最不喜欢的学校是哪家 Wh-What's your least favorite school?
麻省理工 MIT.
而不是东德州的麻省理工 Not the MIT of East Texas.
你这个吐槽不错 Nice dig at MIT.
它们活该 Well, they deserve it.
所以你会让科学必修学分保持原样吗 So, you're gonna keep the science requirements the same?
如果我说了能算 当然 If it were up to me, yes.
但你不是校长吗 But you're the president.
谢尔顿 每个人都有老板 Everyone has a boss, Sheldon.
很遗憾的呢 我上头还有... Now, unfortunately, I have to answer to the...
大校长 grand chancellor.
我都没听说过他呢 Oh. I've never heard of him.
他绝对存在 Oh, well, he definitely exists.
或许我该去跟他谈谈 Perhaps I should speak with him.
我很谢谢你的好意 但这场战斗得我来打 I appreciate that, but this is my fight--
无论输赢 虽然估计会输 win or lose-- and I'll probably lose,
但我跟你保证 我绝对会战到最后一刻 but I am gonna go down swinging, I promise you that.
我能帮忙你吗 Can I help?
当然 Absolutely.
我希望你能写一份详尽的提案报告 I need you to put together a report backing up our position.
配合各种表格图表 全套的 Charts, graphs-- the whole shebang.
什么东西的表格与图表 Charts and graphs of what?
是你来帮我还是我来帮你啊 Am I helping you or are you helping me?
你说得对 Uh, of course.
我会想出来 I'll figure it out.
我知道你会的 I know you will.
好啦 你先出去吧 Okay, now, get out of here.
你还有好多东西得准备呢 You have a lot of work to do.
是的 女士 Yes, ma'am.
小孩真令我口干舌燥 Kid makes me thirsty.
我们先休息一会儿 让这封信风干一下吧 Maybe we take a little break and let this one dry out.
休息我一定同意 You don't have to ask me twice.
你有想过戒了吗 Do you ever think about quitting?
戒了这份工作吗 当然 This job? Yeah.
我们怎么现在还接赌场的广告了 Since when did we start advertising gambling rooms?
什么 那是洗衣店啊 What? It's a Laundromat.
那高速附近的按摩店还只处理肩膀僵"硬"呢 Yeah, and the massage parlor off the freeway is for stiff necks.
这家店可是正经生意 Well, that is a legitimate business.
我妈开的 我儿子也在那里工作 My mother owns it, my son works there.
你说是就是 If you say so.
本来就是 I do say so.
行行行 Fine.
是真的 It's true.
我很想说"敢来打赌吗" I'd say, "Want to bet,"
但我昨晚在你妈的"正经生意"输了40块 but I lost 40 bucks last night at your mom's "legitimate business."
你在洗衣房里面开了赌场吗 Are you running a gambling room in the back of the Laundromat?
什么 才没有呢 What? No.
佩佩说她昨晚去过 Peg says she was there last night.
你说"赌场"是吗 Oh, "gambling room."
开了 Yeah.
你想什么呢 What are you thinking?
你不知道赌博犯法吗 You know gambling is illegal.
你管别人想怎么花钱干啥呢 Why do you care how people spend their money?
赌博毁一生 Gambling destroys lives.
你也说喝酒毁一生 That's what you say about booze.
但我觉得它们可搭了 I think it's an excellent pairing.
等等 小乔治他知道这一切吗 Wait, does Georgie know about all of this?
我的神啊 Oh, my Lord.
没事的 有我看着他呢 It's okay, I'm looking after for him.
要是警察来了怎么办 What if the police show up?
不用担心他们 Don't you worry about them.
我们之间有默契 We got an understanding.
你这话什么意思 What does that mean?
我也很乐意跟你解释 I'd explain it to you,
但解释了你也不会懂 but you wouldn't understand.
你这人真是绝了 You are unbelievable.
你搞这些事情已经够糟糕了 It is bad enough for you to do all this stuff,
你还要拖小乔治进你这罪孽之地 but then to drag Georgie down into your den of sin.
拜托 才不是什么罪孽之地好吗 Oh, please, it's not a den of sin.
不过这名字好像还不错 Although that is a great name.
"罪孽之地" Den of Sin.
感觉能提升上座率 That would get some butts in seats.
大校长拒绝吗 他有没有读我的报告啊 The chancellor said no? Did he even look at my report?
他读了 他觉得很不错 但还是没改变主意 He did, he was impressed, but it didn't change his mind.
我们都那么努力了 After all our hard work.
对啊 真遗憾 I know. Bummer.
没事啦 我们尽力了 But hey, we gave it our best shot,
是时候向前看了 对吧 so time to move on, right?
绝对不行 Absolutely not.
你确定吗 我感觉是时候了啊 Are you sure? 'Cause it feels like time to me.
我们得继续抗争下去 We have to keep fighting.
如果列文虎克当年放弃了 If Antonie van Leeuwenhoek had given up,
我们现在会如何 where would we be?
会如何呢 Where would we be?
会在一个没有显微镜的世界 In a world without microscopes.
因为是那个人发明的吗 Because that guy invented them?
那是 至少第一代显微镜是 Boy, did he. At least the first modern microscope.
他被称为微生物学之父 He's known as the father of microbiology.
我有一本关于他的好书可以借给你 I have a good book on him I could loan you.
总之 我们不能放弃 Anyway, we can't give up.
我的立场和你是一致的 Hey, you are preaching to the choir,
但... 我们能做什么呢 but... I mean, what can we do?
我可以给几位科学界的权威写信 I could write to some science luminaries,
试着让他们站在我们这边 try get them on our side.
斯蒂芬·霍金 卡尔·萨根 Stephen Hawking, Carl Sagan.
不找安东尼·范·列文虎克了 他去世了 Not Antonie van Leeuwenhoek. He's dead.
好吧 但如果万一 All right, but just on the off chance
他们太忙不回信呢 that they're too busy to reply,
我觉得你应该投身校园 I think that you should get out there on campus,
和学生们谈 让他们改变主意 talk to students, change their minds.
一对一谈吗 那可能要花好几个月 One-on-one? That could take months.
那很好 Great.
动画电影 Animated films.
青蛙解剖 Frog anatomy.
《圣经》 The Bible.
你为什么在看《危险边缘》 Why are you watching Jeopardy?
美国著名的智力问答节目
不是只有谢尔顿才喜欢学习的 Sheldon's not the only one who likes to learn stuff.
你是不知道遥控器在哪吧 You don't know where the remote is.
就在这 It's right here.
只是没电了而已 It's just out of batteries.
想要我去买点吗 Want me to get some?
既然你都起身了再给我拿瓶啤酒 And a beer while you're up.
小乔治在家吗 Is Georgie here?
不在 他应该还在工作 No, I think he's still at work.
你知道那家洗衣店只是给赌场打掩护吗 Do you know that that Laundromat is just a front for gambling?
酷啊 Cool.
米希·库珀 Missy Cooper,
这不是你该听的 回你房间去 that was not for your ears. Go to your room.
怎么回事啊 So, what's this all about?
我妈妈在一家洗衣店后面 My mother is running a gambling room
开了一个赌场 out of the back of the Laundromat,
然后她让小乔治帮她 and she has Georgie helping her.
他们从来没邀我去过 They never invited me.
乔治 George.
我们必须让他离开那 We have to get him out of there.
玛丽 我们跟他说过不要辍学 Mary, we told him not to drop out of school,
他还是辍学了 he dropped out of school.
跟他说不能带女孩去车库 Told him he couldn't have girls in the garage,
他还是带女孩去了车库 he has girls in the garage.
他有吗 He does?
好多个呢 So many.
米希 Missy!
我在我房间里啊 I'm in my room.
把门关上 Well, close the door.
关严 All the way.
重点是 The point is,
他那时就不听我们的话 he didn't listen to us then,
他现在也不会听 he's not gonna listen now.
所以我们就袖手旁观吗 So, we do nothing?
我们让他自己去犯错 We let him make his own mistakes.
这像是袖手旁观的另一种说法 That just sounds like another way of saying we do nothing.
我要去那里 I'm gonna go down there.
这会是一个我让你亲身犯的错 And that's a mistake I'm gonna let you make.
米希 电池 Missy! Batteries!
哈格迈尔校长指望我 President Hagemeyer was counting on me
扭转舆论的趋势 to turn the tide of public opinion
引起学生们的公愤 and ignite the outrage of my fellow students.
不好意思 你愿意在我的请愿书上签字吗 Excuse me, would you like to sign my petition?
是关于大学减少 It's about the university reducing
对科学课程的学分要求的 our science requirements.
减少科学课吗 太好了 Less science? Sweet.
不 是呼吁不要减少 No, it's to stop the reduction
保持我们科学课程的数量 and keep our science curriculum strong.
你是赶着去告诉你的朋友们吗 Are you hurrying off to tell your friends?
"本·多佛"[音似转身抬起屁股] "Ben Dover."
谢了 本 Thanks, Ben.
不 No.
不了 Nuh-uh.
不要 Nope.
不好意思 你愿意在这个关于保持 Excuse me, would you like to sign my petition about
科学学分高要求的请愿书上签字吗 keeping our science requirements strong?
当然 Of course.
只要你签了我的 If you'll sign mine
是为提高学校爵士乐队拨款的请愿 to increase funding for the school jazz band.
我们就假装无事发生过吧 Let's pretend we never met.
我需要一个新计划 I needed a new plan.
一个能让我引起大众注意的计划 One where I could reach the masses.
校园报纸的头版 The front page of the campus newspaper
是我的最佳选择 was my best course of action.
我动用了我所有的文学武器 I deployed every weapon in my literary arsenal.
幽默感 Humor.
太搞笑了 So funny.
庄严感 Gravitas.
太感人了 So moving.
恐慌感 Fearmongering.
太可怕了 So scary.
最后压轴的是 And last but not least,
我的情真意切 heartfelt emotion.
不是我的强项 还是用恐惧感收尾吧 Eh, not where I shine. I'll end on fear.
不好意思 如果我有一篇稿子 Excuse me, if I had an expose
能揭露这所大学领导层的真相 that's going to rip the lid off this university's leadership
能照清它腐败的核心 and shine a light on its rotten core,
我该把这篇稿子交给谁 who would I turn that in to?
你可以给我 You can give it to me.
我更想把它给一个 I'd feel more comfortable giving it
不太可能用它卷大麻烟抽的人 to someone who's less likely to roll it up and smoke it.
我是编辑 所以要么给我要么走人 Well, I'm the editor, so it's me or nothing.
好吧 Very well.
我把这篇百年不遇的独家内幕给你 I'm handing you the scoop of a lifetime.
好的 Okay.
就像你们这类人总说的 我觉得你会爱惨它的 As your people say, I think you'll dig it.
小乔治 Georgie.
你来这干什么 Hey, what are you doing here?
我知道后面房间的事了 I know about the room in the back.
你知道我是否知情吗 Do you know whether or not I know?
知道 Yes.
那就好 省了我们不少功夫 Okay, that's gonna save us a lot of time.
好什么啊 It is not okay.
你现在就给我辞职 You are quitting right now.
我为什么要这么做 Why would I do that?
因为我是你妈 你这么做是错的 Because I am your mother, and it is wrong.
我是在为你妈工作 她说没事 Well, I'm working for your mother, and she says it's okay.
我是为上面那位办事的 And I answer to a higher power,
祂也说这是错的 所以我赢了 走吧 and He says it's also wrong, so I win, let's go.
妈 拜托你别小题大做 Mom, please don't make a big deal out of this.
所以这后面有一个非法赌场 Oh, so there is an illegal gambling room in the back,
这不算大事吗 and it's no big deal?
这后面有赌场吗 There's a gambling room back there?
离这里两个街区有座教堂 And there is a church two blocks down,
你可以去那 so maybe try that.
去后面小巷进 通关密语是"干衣纸" Just go around to the alley. The password is "dryer sheet."
这不是玩笑 This is not a joke.
我担心你的灵魂 I'm worried about your soul.
我没赌博 也没人会受害啊 I'm not gambling. No one's getting hurt.
小乔治 我知道你那么想 Georgie, I know you think that,
但这事的确对人有害 but this does hurt people.
人们想怎么花自己的钱与我无关 It's not my business what people do with their money.
也跟你无关 所以你少管 And it ain't your business, either, so butt out.
第二天 The next day,
我早早去了大学 取我出版好的文章 I got to campus early to get a copy of my article,
新鲜出炉 hot off the presses.
通常 我不喜欢手上沾到报纸上的墨 Normally, I don't like getting newspaper ink on my hands,
但这次值得 but this was worth it.
而且 我有湿巾 Plus, I had Wet-Naps.
我的揭露文章呢 Where's my exposé?
我没发表 I didn't run it.
什么 为什么 What? Why?
你把整件事都怪在大校长的头上 You're blaming this whole thing on a grand chancellor.
根本没有这号人 There's no such person.
当然有 他是哈格迈尔校长的老板 Of course there is. He's President Hagemeyer's boss.
她没有老板 她就是校长 She doesn't have a boss. She's the president.
不 她有 我们曾试着反抗过他 Yes, she does, and we've been trying to fight him,
但他不肯让步 but he won't budge.
大校长吗 The grand chancellor?
你用这种语气念 他听起来就像编的 Well, when you say it like that it sounds made-up.
那你怎么念 How would you say it?
大校长 The grand chancellor.
我被骗了 I've been had.
现在不行 我在打电话 Not now, I'm on the phone.
你是在跟大校长谈话吗 Oh, are you talking to the grand chancellor?
一个我知道并不存在的人 就像你的节操一样 Who I know doesn't exist, just like your integrity.
我再给你回电话 Uh, I'll-I'll call you back.
别相信她 Don't believe her!
你不能就这么闯进我的办公室 You can't just barge into my office.
你也不能当着我的面撒谎 And you can't just lie to my face.
我可以 我也这么做了 I can and I did.
我要开始叫你 Well, I'm going to start
哈格骗子校长 calling you President Hage-liar,
我觉得这个外号会流行的 and I think it'll to catch on
因为既真实又巧妙 because it's both true and clever.
听着 我知道你很不高兴 但你让我别无选择 Look, I know you're upset, but you left me no choice.
我就知道你会为减课的事烦得我蛋疼 I knew you'd be a pain in the ass about these cuts.
注意文明用语 还有 减课 Language, and also, these cuts
在很多方面都有不利影响 are detrimental on so many levels.
对学校来说没有 Not to the university.
听我说 Look...
我担此职位 有时就必须做出艰难决策 My job means sometimes making very hard decisions.
很抱歉我骗了你 Now, I'm sorry that I lied to you,
但我也没乐在其中 这能让你好过些吗 and-and if it helps, I didn't enjoy it.
你明明超暗爽的 Yes, you did.
好吧 是啦 Yes, I did.
大校长这么荒谬的说辞 I mean, grand chancellor?
我真是鬼话连篇 菊生... I really pulled that one out of my...
心生妙计 ...bottom.
我也是会说谎的 Well, I can lie about things, too.
我有没有把你的论文扫到地上 Did I knock your papers on the floor?
并没有 No, I didn't.
我有没有推走你的订书机 Did I move your stapler?
也没有 No, I didn't.
我有没有掰断你的铅笔 Ooh, did I break your pencil?
有哦 Yes, I did.
玛丽 问你个小问题 Hey, Mary. Quick question.
我为什么能透过报纸看见你 Why can I see you through my newsletter?
真不好意思 我得撤掉其中一则广告 Oh, sorry, I had to remove one of the ads.
另一面有什么重要内容吗 Was there anything important on the other side?
只是佩佩做葡萄沙拉的食谱 Just Peg's recipe for her grape salad.
加入了蛋黄酱和椒盐脆饼 想吐 With the mayonnaise and the pretzels. Barf.
你还好吧 Everything okay?
我觉得我这个妈当得太失败了 I feel like I'm a failure as a mother.
什么 What?
为何这么说 Why?
小乔治辍学了 Georgie dropped out of school,
现在他在赌场打工 and now he's working in a gambling room.
我拼命想让他走上正途 I tried so hard to keep him on the right path,
现在却觉得我只是把他推得越来越远 and now I feel like I'm just pushing him away.
青少年都是叛逆的 Hey, teenagers rebel.
我小时候在埃尔帕索 When I was a kid in El Paso,
经常和朋友跨过边境 we used to cross the border
去那边通宵喝酒热舞 to drink beer and dance the night away.
你父亲不是牧师吗 I thought your father was a pastor.
他是 但那并未能阻止我 He was. It didn't stop me.
很难以想象欸 It's hard to imagine.
我爸发现他宝贝儿子在墨西哥夜总会 I'm sure my father felt the same way
随着《周六夜狂热》名曲热舞时 肯定也这么想 when he found his little jefe doing the hustle en la discoteca.
你想象这画面 但配上70年代的烫卷发型 Just picture this, but with a big ol' '70s perm.
我就像个草头娃娃 I looked like a Chia Pet.
♪ 狂热起舞 ♪ ♪ Do the hustle. ♪
我还是很难相信她居然骗我 I still can't believe she lied to me.
你得明白人生的一个道理 Look, here's something you should know about life:
是人都会说谎 People lie.
无人例外吗 Everybody?
基本是的 Pretty much.
我不喜欢这样 Well, I don't like it.
这未必是坏事 Mm. It's not always a bad thing.
撒谎什么时候会是好事 When is lying good?
比如有时你不想别人难受时 Like when you're trying to spare someone's feelings.
我宁可所有人都坦诚内心 Oh, I'd rather everybody just be honest.
好吧 Fine.
我今天最不想做的就是去接你 The last thing I wanted to do today was pick you up.
你明明说你很乐意的 You said you were happy to do it.
看见没 我说谎了 See? Lies.
不算太糟糕吧 Not the worst.
看来我不能再盲目相信一切了 I think I need to stop blindly trusting everything.
这估计不是个坏主意 Hmm. Probably not a bad idea.
谢了 Thanks.
可惜我要是能相信你就好了 I wish I could believe you.
我一开始留心观察谁在说谎 Once I was on the lookout for liars,
就发现这情况比比皆是 I saw them everywhere.
...绝对有必要 ...absolutely necessary.
你才不是舰长 你只是个演员 You're not a captain. You're just an actor.
就是骗子的同义词 Which is another word for liar.
没有任何事物 And nothing...
比我的飞舰更重要 is more important than my ship.
不过他演得真好 He's so darn good at it, though.
我没听见广告里说的"咔嚓"声 I hear no snap,
也没听见"砰砰"声 只有轻微"噼啪"声 I hear no pop, only crackle.
这碗麦片就是大话精 A bowl of lies.
你为什么在看摔跤 Why are you watching wrestling?
他们打个你死我活 They beat the crap out of each other.
精彩极了 It's great.
肯定都是假的 I bet it's all fake.
你觉得那看起来像造假吗 Does that look fake to you?
知道总有些事是真的 让我舒服了点 Okay, it's nice to know something's real.
他流血了 好兴奋 Ooh, he's bleeding.
请您照看米希和谢尔顿 Please watch over Missy and Sheldon
特别是小乔治 and especially Georgie.
千万别因为我是个不称职的母亲 And please don't let my failings as a mother
而影响您对他们人生的安排 get in the way of Your plans for their lives.
阿门 Amen.
宝贝 出什么事了 Hey, baby. What's wrong?
我有事有这么明显吗 Is it that obvious?
因为你竟然跑到有鸟的户外来了 Well, you are outside, where birds live.
确实 我就速战速决 True. I'll make it quick.
我在感受德国人所说的"厌世" I'm experiencing what the Germans call weltschmerz.
这个词美国人怎么说 And what do Americans call it?
世界之痛 The pain of the world.
用德语听起来比较有意思 Sounds more fun in German.
大部分词都是如此 Most things do.
坐吧 Hmm. Sit.
告诉我你为什么有... 怎么说来着 Tell me why you have... What is it?
厌世 Weltschmerz.
我刚刚发现到 是人都会说谎 It's recently come to my attention that everybody lies
任何人嘴里吐出来的话都不能相信 and you can't believe a thing that comes out of anyone's mouth.
并不是每个人都会说谎吧 你就不会啊 I don't think everybody lies. You don't lie.
确实 但为了在这世界混 No, but perhaps to get by in the world
我或许该培养此技能 it's a skill I should cultivate.
我希望你不要这么做 I hope you don't.
我就喜欢你的诚实 I love your honesty.
我内心是想相信你啦 I want to believe you.
你该相信我 You should,
因为我是你妈妈 我永远不会骗你 because I'm your mother and I would never lie to you.
我也永远不会骗你 I would never lie to you, either.
那看来并非所有人都会说谎 So, I guess not everybody lies.
我听见你的祷词了 I heard what you said in your prayer,
我不认为你是个不称职的妈妈 and I don't think you're failing as a mother.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我觉得你也是个很棒的儿子 I think you're a pretty great son yourself.
我知道我很难搞 I know I'm difficult.
你身上没有任何方面是我想要改变的 There is not a single thing about you I would change.
我妈答应过我她永远不会骗我 My mom promised she would never lie to me.
她的确没有骗过我 And she never did.
对不起 I'm sorry.
老妈叫你来的吗 Mom send you?
不是啊 No.
她也不知道我来了 所以这事千万别说出去 She also doesn't know I'm here, so let's keep that between us.
好的 All right.
你姥姥呢 Where's your meemaw?
不在 她外出时就会让我管店 Not here. She leaves me in charge when she's gone.
是吗 Is that right?
我也负责顾洗衣店的生意 I also handle stuff in the Laundromat.
那挺好啊 Well, good for you.
我在这里打工你没意见吗 So... you're okay with me working here?
我又没来过这里 Well, since I never been here
也没跟你发生过这场对话 所以... and we never had this conversation...
我当然没意见 ...sure.
好啊 想玩一把吗 Cool. Want to give it a spin?
这些游戏机真能赌赢钱吗 These things really pay out?
大部分时间可以 All the time.
那台不行 我们管它叫破坏家庭的狐狸精 Not that one. We call it the homewrecker.
那哪台能稳赢 Which one, then?
那台就是你的好兄弟 That one's your buddy.
是吗 Yeah?
你瞧 我赢了两元巨款 Look at me! I-I won two dollars!
我是哈格迈尔校长 President Hagemeyer.
哈格迈尔女士 Miss Hagemeyer,
我是斯蒂芬·霍金 Stephen Hawking here.
您好 我... Oh, hello. I...
您真是斯蒂芬·霍金本人吗 I... Is this really Stephen Hawking?
不像我的声音吗 Does it not sound like me?
抱歉 我感冒了 Sorry, I have a cold.
我开玩笑的 That was a joke. Ha, ha, ha.
您有什么事呢 先生 how can I help you, sir?
我收到了你们一位学生寄来的信 I received a letter from one of your students
是关于贵校要减少科学必修课 about the decision to reduce science requirements.
这让人很失望 Very disappointing.
我绝对不想让您失望 Well, I would never want to disappoint you,
但那不是我做的决定 but that-that wasn't my decision.
那是谁决定的 Whose decision was it?
大校长 The grand chancellor.
你说谎 That is a lie.
没错 我说谎了 Yeah, yeah, that's a lie.
有人叫过你哈格骗子校长吗 Has anyone ever called you President Hage-liar?