《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
-到了 -这是什么地方 - Here we are. - What is this?
宿舍 以后是你的了 The dorm room. It's all yours.
你可在这自习 睡觉 爱干嘛都行 Now you can study, take naps, do whatever you want.
没人住这里吗 No one's living here?
本来有个印度来的交换生 Well, we had an Indian exchange student,
后来他爱上了我们这的烧烤 but he developed a taste for barbecue,
他的父母就逼他回国了 so his parents made him go home.
等等 他在家里与学校都有房间吗 Wait, he has a room here and at school?
你有自己的房间 我从小到大都没有 You have your own room. I never had that growing up.
后来去当兵住大通铺 之后就跟你妈结婚了 And then I was in the barracks, and then I married your mother.
真惨 Dang.
是啊 可不是嘛 Yeah, tell me about it.
刚才不是才说要知福惜福吗 What happened to appreciating what you have?
对对对 Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah.
等等 你还是单人房吗 Wait, you have a single?
而你甚至都不在这里睡觉 And you don't even sleep here?
我有时候会睡个午觉啦 Well, sometimes I take naps,
但那床垫有点高低不平 but that mattress is lumpy, lumpy.
我开始享受大学生活的好处 I was learning to enjoy the perks of university life,
比如有自己的房间可以学习与午睡 including a dorm to study and nap in.
而且因为是大学 And since this was college,
我带女生进我房里也是被允许的 I was even allowed to have girls in my room.
好啦 干干净净整整齐齐 Here we go. Nice and clean.
你是用无味洗衣精洗的吧 Did you use the unscented detergent?
你自己有鼻子 来闻就知道了 You've got a nose. Sniff it yourself.
我甚至有自己的浴室 I even had my own bathroom,
里面的空间非常适合让我存放 which gave me the perfect place to store
我令人叹为观止的防晒霜与防虫液收藏 my impressive collection of sunscreens and bug repellents.
但有一件事我始终受不了 However, one thing I would never get used to
那就是大学生对大声公放摇滚乐的热爱 was college students' love of blasting rock and roll music.
你是谁 Uh, who are you?
我的宿舍在你们隔壁 I'm in the room next door.
你是那个小天才 Oh, you're that smart kid.
谁啊 Who is it?
隔壁的小天才 That smart kid.
-请他进来啊 -要进来吗 - Tell him to come in. - Want to come in?
-不了 我是来抱怨的 -他是来抱怨的 - No, I'm here to complain.- He's here to complain.
-那别让他进来了 -你不准进 - Then don't let him in. - You can't come in.
我想学习 可是你们的音乐真的太吵了 I'm trying to study, and your loud music is very distracting.
-你是说游戏吗 -什么"游戏" - You mean the game? - "The game"?
我对这年头的艺人名字不是太熟 I'm not up on today's one-named pop stars.
不是啦 是游戏机的游戏 No. It's a video game.
你们有游戏啊 You have video games?
很多啊 你也玩吗 A bunch. You play?
我姥姥跟我通关过《阿迪拉传说》 My meemaw and I beat Quest of Adeera.
兄弟 这孩子通关过阿迪拉 Dude, this kid beat Adeera.
-那叫他进来吧 -进来吧 - Well, tell him to come in. - Come in.
-你好啊 -你好啊 兄弟 - Hello. - What's up, homey?
你为什么会贴罗塞塔石碑的海报 Why do you have a Rosetta stone poster?
我是语言学专业的 Linguistics major.
坐啊 我死了换你 Sit. You can play next.
所以... 你几岁啊 So, how old are you?
12岁 Twelve.
-哇靠 -大学居然允许你自己住吗 - Damn. - And they let you live here by yourself?
那房间只是我白天自习时用 That room's just for during the day to study.
我好像看到有女人进出啊 Didn't I see some lady in there?
一定是我妈妈吧 That must've been my mom.
兄弟 他妈妈很辣啊 Dude, his mom is hot.
你有毛病啊 你别理他 What is wrong with you? Don't listen to him.
他觉得任何还有脉搏的女人都很辣 He thinks any female with a pulse is hot.
我不觉得你妈妈辣啊 I don't think your mom is hot.
恭喜你 你比他还成熟 Congratulations, you're more mature than him.
别难过 我比大多数人都成熟 Don't feel bad. I'm more mature than most people.
轮到你了 You're up.
大人与老人一直都对我没抵抗力 Grown-ups and the elderly had always liked me,
现在我还成功打进大学生市场 and now I had won over undergrads.
就像受人喜爱的桌游 Like a beloved board game,
9到90岁都爱不释手 I'm fun for ages nine to 90.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
这价钱真是吓死人啊 Oh, look at these prices.
这衣服我都能自己给米希做出来 I could make this dress for Missy.
姥姥 你快阻止她 Meemaw, make her stop.
收手吧 玛丽 你家已经有一个受人欺负的娃了 Come on, Mary. You already got one kid that gets picked on.
真好看 Oh, cute.
有点太短了吧 Oh, it's a little short.
人家就是设计这长度啊 It's supposed to be this length.
很可爱好吗 It's adorable.
谢谢 Thank you.
还能再拉下来一点吗 Does it come down any?
妈 Mom.
别这样 玛丽 没问题的 Come on, Mary, it's fine.
我是不会给你买的 Well, you're not getting it.
我的朋友们都这么打扮 All my friends dress like this.
手臂放下 我要测一下 Arms by your sides. I want to measure.
你看 裙摆没有过你的指尖 See? It's shorter than your fingertips.
这是在搞什么 What the hell is happening?
-她想毁了我的人生 -学校着装规范 - She wants to ruin my life. - The school dress code
下半身的衣物长度必须超过指尖 says that all bottoms must extend past the fingertips.
差不多了 而且学校又不检查 It's close enough, and they don't even check.
我才不要浪费钱 Well, I am not wasting good money
买你不能穿去学校的衣服 on something that you can't wear to school.
那我周末才穿 Then I'll wear it on weekends.
去试别件 Go try on something else.
我给她买 我不介意浪费我的钱 I'll get it for her. I don't mind wasting my money.
拜托嘛 Please?
行 Fine.
但你不准穿去学校 But you are not wearing it to school,
穿的时候也必须穿裤袜 and you are not wearing it without tights.
爱你 Love you.
是我付钱的好吗 Hey, I'm the one paying for it.
更爱你 Love you more.
听到没啊 Hear that?
-汤姆 你有事找我吗 -是的 - Hey, Tom. You wanted to see me? - Yeah.
你把门关上来坐下 Why don't you shut the door and have a seat.
还得关门啊 The door?
肯定不是什么好事 This can't be good.
是这样的 Uh, look,
你知道你的队伍今年表现不佳吧 you know your team didn't have a great year.
-我知道 -我也知道 - I'm aware. - I'm aware, too,
因为我去哪都能听到别人说 'cause I've been hearing about it everywhere.
无论是超市 加油站 还是理发厅 The grocery store, gas station, barbershop.
而且我才待个30秒左右呢 乔治 And I'm only in there, like, 30 seconds, George.
我知道很多人不满意 I know people are upset,
我们会触底反弹的 but we're gonna turn things around.
听我说 我也支持你 Look, I'm on your side.
但球队后援会掏出草叉想找个战犯了 But you should know the boosters got pitchforks out.
只是比喻 虽然的确有成员是粮草店老板 Not literally, but Charlie Dean owns that feed store, so...
-你的意思是我要丢工作了吗 -没有 - Are you saying I'm losing my job? - No.
才没有呢 我的意思只是你得安抚群众情绪 No, no, I'm saying you just got some fires to put out.
-是要我怎么样啊 -去跟后援会的人谈啊 - Well, what am I supposed to do? - Talk to the boosters.
给他们来点信心喊话 Tell 'em something encouraging.
行 懂了 Yeah. Got it.
态度最好是破釜沉舟 不成功就走人 And say it like your job depends on it.
不是要你下台谢罪 Not that it does.
但干不好真得走人 But it does.
小心赛博蟾蜍 Watch out for the CyberToad.
-什么是赛博蟾蜍 -那个机器青蛙怪 - What's a CyberToad? - The evil little robot frogs.
不过只在西方被叫赛博蟾蜍 Although they're only known as CyberToads in the west.
-在日本 它的名字是... -机械蛤蟆 -In Japan they're known as... - MechaGamas.
你能不能让我自己说完 Can I finish my own thoughts, please?
他这人肚量很小 He's very sensitive.
我对我的冷知识保护欲也很强 I'm protective of my fun facts, too.
我饿了 你想叫什么吗 I'm hungry. You wanna order something?
-中餐如何 -小家伙 你想吃中餐吗 - Chinese? - Little man, you want Chinese?
-不知道耶 我没吃过中餐 -真的吗 - I don't know. I've never had Chinese food. - Really?
我们一周会吃个两三次呢 We get it, like, two, three times a week.
一周吃三次中餐吗 Chinese food three times a week?
有点过于频繁了吧 That seems excessive.
你怎么会活到这么大还没试过春卷 How have you never had an egg roll?
妈妈 你能晚点再来接我吗 Mom, can I please be picked up later?
没办法 姥姥已经出发了 No. Your meemaw's already on her way.
但是隔壁寝室的人说要请我尝春卷 But the people next door want me to try an egg roll.
什么人 What people?
不可以吃陌生人给你的食物 Don't take food from strangers.
不是陌生人 人家是奥斯卡与达伦 They're not strangers. They're Oscar and Darren.
对我来说就是陌生人 Well, they're strangers to me.
那姥姥到了之后 Well, maybe when Meemaw gets here,
可以坐在车里等我几个小时吗 she can wait in the car for a few hours.
你自己也知道这是在痴人说梦 That is not happening, and you know it.
那我们晚餐能不能吃中餐啊 Can we at least have Chinese food for dinner?
我可以做通心饭啊 I'm making Rice-A-Roni.
-这算吗 -没有任何中餐会有"通心"二字 - Does that count? - Nothing Chinese ends in "a-roni."
他们的损失啊 Well, their loss.
我懂这个表情 Oh, I know that face.
胃灼热 胀气 说一说是啥问题 Heartburn? Gas? What are we working with?
没心情跟你闹 韦恩 Not in the mood, Wayne.
那你有吃胃药的心情吗 我可以帮你整一点 Are you in the mood for Tums? I could hook you up.
实情是球队后援会的人觉得我不行 Apparently, the football boosters think I'm not doing my job.
他们只不过是给球队赞助了一点钱 Just 'cause they give a little money to the team...
是很多钱 A lot of money.
他们只是给球队赞助了一些钱 They give some amount of money to the team.
还有购置新的计分板 And the new scoreboard.
行 但我投入了无数时间 才华 汗水 Okay. But I-I give my time, my talent, my sweat.
可有任何后援会成员夏天一日训练两场 You see any boosters out there doing two-a-day summer practice?
-没有 -就是说啊 - I do not.- Damn right.
如果他们真的有心 你知道他们能干嘛吗 If they really want to help, you know what they could do?
生下更强壮 跑更快的孩子 Give birth to stronger, faster kids,
因为他们的崽可没那么本事 'cause theirs ain't cutting it.
你知道你得去跟他们对话的吧 You know you're gonna have to talk to them, right?
知道 Yes.
你也知道刚才说人家孩子的话不能说吧 And you know you can't say that stuff about their kids, right?
万一刚好话头就落到了那里呢 Well, what if it comes up organically?
我看我陪着你去吧 Maybe I should come.
我不会吐槽他们孩子啦 I'm not gonna insult their children.
你确定吗 You sure?
好啦 来陪我 Okay, come.
-咖啡呢 -我喝完了 - Where's the coffee? - I finished it.
喝掉最后一杯的人 按规矩要泡下一壶啊 When you finish a pot, you're supposed to make more.
居然有这种好规定吗 Oh, is that the rule?
这规定对他适用 It is for him.
你为什么在读我的报纸 Why are you reading my paper?
现在我紧跟社会时事也错了吗 Well, pardon me for keeping up on events of the day.
-明日头条《老父亲亲手勒死败儿》 -祝你好运 - Tomorrow's headline: Father Strangles Son. - Good luck.
我的星座运程可是"一切都在好转" My horoscope says "Things are looking up."
看看我们家的乖女儿 Well, don't you look nice.
又乖又呆 谢谢你啊 Nice and boring, thanks to you.
今天大家都这么大脾气吗 Is everyone gonna be crabby today?
我可是令人感到如沐春风 I've been a delight.
爸爸 我们可以出发了吗 Dad, can we just leave?
我还没喝到我的早晨咖啡呢 I haven't had my coffee yet.
我载你吧 I'll give you a ride.
谢谢 Thanks.
滤纸他妈的上哪了 Where are the damn filters?
在多年来都固定位置的橱柜里啊 They're in the cabinet, where they always are.
这俩像在波斯尼亚干仗的塞尔维亚人与克罗地亚人 These two, fighting like the Serbs and Croatians in Bosnia.
妈妈逼你穿这样吗 Mom make you wear that?
对啊 Yeah.
她当年也逼我穿打褶的卡其裤 She did the same thing to me with pleated khakis.
我看起来就像杰夫牧师 I looked like Pastor Jeff.
她不知道我带了换穿的衣服 Well, she doesn't know that I brought a change.
你聪明 Good for you.
-我当年尝试把那卡其裤剪短 -效果如何 - I tried cutting the khakis into shorts. - Did it help?
烂透了 看起来像谢尔顿 No. I looked like Sheldon.
那也太悲剧了吧 That's tragic.
不经历风雨 怎能见到彩虹 You never get any glory without a little pain.
我知道近期有些风雨交加 I know we've had our share lately,
但我们已经为明年做好了准备 but we've got the pieces in place for next year.
有你们的支持 我们必能成功 With your support, we're gonna make it happen.
我们都一致同意 球员们有被妥善照顾吧 I think we can agree that our boys are in good hands here.
所以谢谢你们拨冗前来 狼队加油 So thanks for coming out. Go, Wolves.
我想问个问题 I got a question.
-问吧 罗伊 -对泰勒那场比赛 - Go ahead, Roy. - That game against Tyler.
你当时到底哪根筋不对 What in the hell were you thinking
怎会最后时刻选择弃踢 punting with a minute 24 on the clock?
问得好 That's a fair question.
确实好"棒棒" Sure is.
我也是很艰难才决定的 That was a tough one.
但我们的防线 But our offense was giving up 30 pounds
有时会"网开一面" to everyone across the line.
我们的四分卫对于守住球权 And we had a quarterback who had an uneasy relationship
又比较"随缘" with... with holding onto the ball.
你是在怪我们的孩子吗 So you're blaming our kids?
不...不是啦 Well... No.
-不是吧 -不是 - No? - No.
当然不是 No.
他们都是好孩子 很有斗志 Look, they're great kids. A lot of heart.
他们在场上被虐哭了 They were getting killed out there.
而教练要懂何时转攻为守 It's a coach's job to know when to pull back.
那你的战略就是放弃吗 So your strategy is to surrender.
-我不是这个意思 -你知道谁绝不认输吗 - That's not what I'm saying. - You know who don't surrender?
卡迪基新招的教练 That new coach they got up at Carthage.
他以前是包装工队的球员 You know he played for the Packers.
拜托 他只上场打了两分钟 Oh, come on. He played for two minutes
就弄断了锁骨 然后就结束了职业生涯 and broke his collarbone, and that was his career.
那也比你多打过两分钟职业赛啊 Well, that's two minutes more than you played.
帮我解围 Help me.
名教练文斯·隆巴迪从没打过职业赛 Vince Lombardi never played for the pros.
废物现在还想跟隆巴迪相提并论吗 So now this clown is Vince Lombardi?
我是比不上隆巴迪 但我也不必听你们的屁话 I'm not Lombardi, but I don't need to put up with this crap.
等等 我们都能看到 Wait, what I think we're all seeing
库珀教练 is the passion
给场上带来的激情 对吧 that Coach Cooper brings to the field.
不 你们看到的是我耐心告罄 No, what you're seeing is me running out of patience.
会议结束 Meeting's over.
出现了 Oh, there it is.
库珀的招牌式认输 The Cooper Surrender.
-笑死 库珀的招牌式认输 -慢走不送 - The Cooper Surrender! - Bye-bye.
Straight up - Paula Abdul
出什么事了 What's the matter?
天塌下来了 Everything.
有人挂了吗 Did somebody die?
不是 No.
那就还有救 Then we can fix it.
进来吧 进来 Come on. Come on.
我穿上了新短裙 I was wearing the new skirt,
自我感觉非常良好 and I felt really good.
裙子挺可爱啊 Cute skirt.
谢啦 Thanks.
你腿毛好多哦 Your legs are so hairy.
好恶心 Gross.
-那帮臭婊子 -谢谢你 - Those bitches. - Thank you.
所以你才换上了运动裤吗 Is that why you got on sweat pants?
还有更惨的 It gets worse.
天啊 Oh, boy.
我回家后在浴室里 I came home, and I was in the bathroom,
看到了妈妈的刮毛刀 and I saw Mom's leg razor.
我有不祥的预感 你有看到刮毛膏吧 Oh, no. Please tell me you also saw shaving cream.
-没有 -肥皂呢 - I didn't. - Soap?
水 乳液 Water? Lotion?
什么都没看见吗 Anything?
是我 达伦 Hey, it's Darren.
你好 Hello.
你玩不玩《龙与地下城》 Any chance you play Dungeons and Dragons?
当然啦 我曾经设计过一场战役 And how. I once created a campaign
背景为1940年代的伦敦 阿兰·图灵是游戏角色 set in 1940s London where Alan Turing was a character,
我让数学家们当法师 and I had the mathematicians be magic users
他们的魔法是定理而不是念咒 with theorems instead of spells.
情报人员当牧师... The intelligence officers were clerics...
你说"玩"就行了 我们今晚要玩 "Yes" works. We're playing tonight
还缺一位法师 你要来吗 and we're down a magic user. You in?
你们什么时候玩 When are you playing?
7点开始 玩到几点没有限制 We start at 7:00. We'll go till whenever.
我妈昨天都不让我待到6点 My mom didn't let me stay past 6:00 yesterday.
-更不会让我"没有限制"地待下去 -好瞎 - She'll never let me stay till "Whenever." - Bummer.
你们可以来我家玩 You could play at my house.
-不要 -好瞎 - No. - Bummer.
这个词我还是第一次说 听起来酷不酷 I've never said that before. Did it sound cool?
-不酷 -好瞎 - No. - Bummer.
你开啤酒之前 能不能先去接谢尔顿回来 Oh, before you open that, could you pick up Sheldon
-我要煮饭 -我没得选吗 - so I can get dinner on? - Do I have to?
不好意思 那养育小孩的事我一个人包办好了 I'm sorry. I guess I'll do all the parenting around here.
我今天过得很不顺 就不能让我清净五分钟吗 I'm having a hell of a day. Can I get five minutes' peace?
我有机会清净过五分钟吗 When do I get five minutes' peace?
你就不能帮我分担这一件烦心事吗 Honestly, can you just take this one thing off my plate?
喂 Hello?
爸爸 我朋友要玩《龙与地下城》 Dad, my friends are playing Dungeons and Dragons.
我今晚能不能在宿舍过夜 拜托拜托 Can I please stay the night in my dorm room?
我保证很安全 I promise it's safe.
我没意见 Fine with me.
谢谢你 再见 Thank you. Bye.
这么容易就答应了 That was easy.
-是谁打来 -谢尔顿 - Who was that? - Sheldon.
他要在宿舍过夜 He's gonna stay the night in his dorm.
你为什么要答应他 Why would you let him do that?
帮你再分担一件烦心事 One more thing off your plate.
你不是真跟我们儿子说 You did not just tell our son
他今晚可以一个人在那过夜吧 that he could stay the night by himself.
学校里很安全 而且他不是一个人 还有朋友在 The campus is safe, and he's not by himself, he's with friends.
我们又不认识那些朋友 Friends that we don't know.
万一现场有酒呢 What if there is alcohol?
那他们就会学到很多 Then they're gonna get a lot of fun facts
与发酵饮料历史有关的冷知识 about the history of fermented beverages.
我是跟你说认真的 I am serious.
我也是认真的 不然我怎么知道 So am I. How else would I know
猴子吃了丛林地上的腐烂水果后 that monkeys get drunk by eating rotten fruit
会醉 off the jungle floor?
他没准备好应付这种情况 He is not ready for this kind of situation.
玛丽 他是个乖孩子 Mary, he's a good kid.
不会乱喝不该喝的东西 He's not gonna drink anything he shouldn't.
再说如果他在乎同侪压力 And if he cared about peer pressure,
就不会戴领结了 he wouldn't wear a bow tie.
我说不好 我想我不该喝 I don't know. I don't think I should.
只是沙士而已 It's just root beer.
大晚上的 我妈妈不会允许我喝的 This late in the evening, my mother wouldn't approve.
好吧 Okay.
不过话说回头 我以为他们会不肯让我过夜 Then again, I didn't think they'd let me stay,
-没想到答应了 所以喝可能⁬也行 -我有办法 - and they did, so maybe it's fine. - I know,
-不如你掷骰子决定 -好主意 - why don't you roll for it? - Ooh, good idea.
17 那我可以喝 Seventeen. Guess I'll have it.
可以开始玩了吗 We playing?
等一下 你有杯垫吗 Hold on. Do you have a coaster?
有 在瓷器柜里 Yeah, it's in the china cabinet.
瓷器柜在哪 And where would that be?
你好会贴创可贴 You're good at Band-Aids.
是谢尔顿让我练就的本领 I've had practice on Sheldon.
他很容易受伤 He's a fragile boy.
-我明天不想回学校了 -你必须回去 - I don't want to go back to school tomorrow. - You have to!
绝不能让她们赢 You can't let them win.
不过穿裤子去 But wear pants.
你的腿惨不忍睹 This is hard to look at.
我听说欧洲女人不剃体毛 I heard women in Europe don't shave.
也许我该移居过去 Maybe I should move there.
她们还喝常温啤酒呢 They also drink warm beer.
她们懂个屁 They don't know what they're doing.
你能不能教我正确的方法 Will you show me how to do it the right way?
刮毛吗 可以 Shave? Yeah.
学喝酒就该找你的酒鬼老爸 Drink? Your dad's the expert.
男生真轻松 Boys have it so easy.
体毛多到炸也没人管 They can be as hairy as they want.
但他们很可怜啊 四肢发达头脑简单 Yeah, but they gotta walk around being dumb
身上还很臭 and smelly all the time.
这待遇送你都不要 Who wants that?
所以我这辈子都得刮毛 So I have to shave forever,
然后嫁给一个又蠢又臭的男人吗 then marry someone who's dumb and smelly?
这倒未必 不过 Not necessarily, but...
可能性很大 there's a good chance.
人生无望啊 That's depressing.
所以才要买醉来麻痹自己啊 That's where the drinking comes in.
你去哪里 Where you going?
去接儿子 To get our son.
玛丽 别管他 他没事的 Mary, leave him alone. He's fine.
我们不知道他跟谁待在一起 We have no idea who he's with,
你根本不在乎 and you don't even care.
你说得对 你想干什么随便你 You're right. Do whatever you want.
你到底有什么毛病 What is your problem?
不重要 Doesn't matter.
如果你有烦恼 告诉我好吗 If something is going on, tell me.
上班时我被围攻了 They're coming after me at work.
被谁 Who?
球队的后援会 他们想换教练 The boosters. They want a new coach.
你要被炒了吗 Are you getting fired?
我不知道 可能吧 I don't know. Maybe.
你不是要出门吗 Don't you have to go?
对不起 I'm sorry.
谢谢 Thank you.
"你打开地窖门 "You open the gate of the crypt,
看见两个一模一样的精灵公主" and you see two identical elven princesses."
谢尔顿 你会怎么做 Sheldon, what do you do?
我不太舒服 I-I don't feel so good.
怎么了 What's going on?
我胃疼 My stomach hurts.
你吃了多少零食 How much did you eat?
我想想... Well...
哥们你不是吧 Dude.
我得躺下 I need to lie down.
我不想吐啊 Oh, I don't want to throw up.
我们也不想你吐啊 We don't want you to throw up.
-他要是吐了我也会跟着吐的 -我们该怎么做 - If he throws up, I throw up. - Well, what should we do?
我不知道 你问我干嘛 I don't know. Why are you asking me?
你是在座最接近妈妈角色的人 You're the closest to a mom here.
我鬼知道 打给他妈妈问啊 I don't know. Call his mom.
不要啊 千万别打给我妈妈 Oh, no, don't call my mom.
她以后就再也不准我这样了 She'll never let me do this again.
给样东西他吐进去 Get him something to throw up in.
别糟蹋彩虹糖啊 No, not the Skittles.
给 这个 Here, here.
给你 Here.
隔壁房间有应急的消食片 Next door there's an emergency Alka-Seltzer tablet
就在我卫生间的药柜里 in my bathroom medicine chest.
你还有独立卫生间 You have a bathroom?
他凭什么有独立卫生间 Why does he get a bathroom?
去你自己卫生间吐啦 Go throw up in your own bathroom.
我不确定能不能撑到那里 I don't know if I can make it.
快打开他房门 Get his door!
门锁了 It's locked.
钥匙 Key.
-我忍不住了 -求你再忍一忍 - I'm not gonna make it. - Please make it.
怎么回事 谢尔顿 你没事吧 What is going on? Sheldon, are you okay?
我胃疼 My stomach hurts.
他要吐了 He's gonna throw up.
你是不是给他啤酒喝了 他们是不是灌你啤酒 Did you give him beer? Did they give you beer?!
只是沙士 Just root beer.
没事的 宝贝 It's gonna be okay, baby.
你的呕吐物怎么五颜六色的 Why is it so colorful?
我吃了太多...彩虹糖 Too many... Skittles.