《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
-我叫乔治 -曼蒂 - I'm Georgie. - Mandy.
趁这里在烘 我请你去吃晚饭吧 How about while this runs, I take you to dinner?
你几岁啊 How old are you?
千万别说17岁 Do not say 17.
我21岁 Twenty-one.
在这见到你真巧啊 Well, funny seeing you here.
我只是吃个晚饭休息一下 I'm just taking a little dinner break.
二位的玛格丽塔酒来了 Here we go. Two margaritas.
我超爱这里的玛格丽塔酒 I love their margaritas.
今晚很愉快 Well, this was fun.
我是看戏看得很乐 It was for me.
很高兴认识你 Nice meeting you.
我不想太过猴急 I don't want to get ahead of myself,
但测出来的温度偏差强度 but the strength of the temperature deviations
感觉很有戏耶 is looking rather spicy.
-多有戏 -足足有5微开 - How spicy? - Five microkelvin.
好烫好烫 Muy caliente.
我们什么时候发表呢 When should we publish?
还没呢 这才三个标准差 Not yet. There's only a three-sigma significance.
必须要更高 It needs to be higher.
那需要更强的信号 That'd require a much more robust signal.
你知道这代表什么吧 And you know what that means.
出发去超级望远镜台吗 Road trip to the super telescope?
出发去超级望远镜台啊 宝贝 Road trip to the super telescope, baby.
我们什么时候出发 When are we leaving?
对哦 还有你 Oh, right. You.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
目前得到的数据十分乐观 So far, the data is extremely promising.
5微开呢 Five microkelvin!
你们感觉很兴奋啊 Well, you seem excited,
所以... 恭喜啊 so... cool.
我们只需要您批准我们去 We just need budget approval to travel
戴维斯山脉的电波望远镜台的各种经费 to the radio telescope in the Davis Mountains.
我没意见 Fine by me.
-太好啦 -还有件更要命的事 - Yes! - On to more pressing matters.
-一定得带谢尔顿·库珀吗 -怎么能不带呢 - Does Sheldon Cooper have to come? - Shouldn't he?
他也是团队里的一员啊 He is part of the team.
不是有什么规定是禁止幼童出游的吗 But isn't there some rule against minors traveling?
-没有 -那能立规定吗 - No. - Can there be?
不行 而且对这个项目来说 No, it's better for the project if he's out there
他跟你们一起出去也比较好 in the field with you.
但若为他的教育着想 But isn't it better for his education
他留下上课不是更好吗 if he stays here in class?
我觉得这样的出差机会对他来说 Oh, I think that a trip like this could be very educational
也很有独特教育意义 in its own way.
你根本只是不想他留在学校烦你 You just don't want him around here bugging you.
大吉大利 你们吃瘪 Winner winner he's-going-with-you dinner.
你好啊 Hey, there.
你是小乔治的朋友 对吧 You're Georgie's friend, right?
对 我叫曼蒂 您好啊 Yeah. Mandy. Hi.
-你是本地长大的吗 -是啊 - You grow up around here? - I did,
对啊 我大学毕业后 Yeah. And then I, uh, moved to San Antonio
搬去了圣安东尼奥一段时间 for a while after college.
-大学毕业后吗 -对啊 - After college. - Yeah.
德克萨斯农工大学毕业 之后去新闻台实习 A&M. Then I got an internship at Good Morning San Antonio.
-糟糕 -后来慢慢站稳脚步 - Uh-oh. - Then I worked my way up
-最后当了晨间新闻的气象播报员 -你们好啊 - to doing the morning weather report. - Hey, y'all.
说到谁谁就到 Well, speak of the devil.
在干嘛呢 女士们 What's going on, ladies?
就是认识认识曼蒂 Just getting to know Mandy here.
对啊 我刚在跟她说圣安东尼奥 Yeah, I was telling her about San Antonio.
她是德州本地人 她知道那里是哪里 Oh, she's from Texas. She knows all about that stuff.
好啦 我就不打扰你继续工作了 Anyways, I'll let you get back to work.
你们俩孩子去玩吧 I'll leave you two kids be.
我个老糊涂 把两位青年叫成孩子 And listen to me, calling you young adults "kids."
好像你们俩还是青少年之类的 Like you were still teenagers or something.
我倒希望还是呢 I wish.
妈 我能借你美国汽车协会的卡吗 Mom, can I have your AAA card?
为什么 Why?
我想用旅程计划工具安排去戴维斯堡的行程 I need to order a TripTik for my road trip to Fort Davis.
谁说你可以去戴维斯堡了 Who said you could go to Fort Davis?
哈格迈尔校长 President Hagemeyer.
但我没同意你可以去啊 Well, I didn't say you could go.
放心吧 是跟斯特吉斯与林克莱特博士一起 It's fine. I'll be with Dr. Sturgis and Dr. Linkletter.
去多久 For how long?
三天 Three days.
他们没意见吗 And they're okay with this?
他们为什么会有意见 Why wouldn't they be?
没为什么 No reason.
我还是得去跟人家确认一下 Just the same, I'm gonna check in with them.
等你的这段时间 我能借你的卡吗 In the meantime, can I call AAA?
-就不能等吗 -不能 - Can it please wait? - No.
卡在我包里 Card is in my purse.
不愧是男人称为"必娶"之人 You're what guys call "a keeper."
曼蒂感觉很不错啊 Mandy seems nice.
她还可以啦 She's all right.
交往要开始认真了吗 Things getting serious?
不知道 问这个干嘛 I don't know. Why?
我就想知道你什么时候坦白你的真实年纪 Just wondering when you were gonna tell her your real age.
年龄只不过是数字罢了 Age ain't nothing but a number.
可是人家的数字能把你的数字压死 Yeah, well, her number's way bigger than your number.
你这辈子没撒谎过年纪吗 You ain't never lied about your age?
我是女人 这不一样 I'm a lady. Different rules.
又不是什么大事 我们就是玩玩 It's not a big deal. We're just having fun.
在你们"开心"到底之前 最好跟她坦白 Yeah, well, before you have too much fun, you better tell her.
听起来就不太开心 That sounds less fun.
欢迎来到成人的世界 Welcome to being an adult.
就是那么不爽 It sucks.
林克莱特博士您好 我是玛丽·库珀 Dr. Linkletter? Mary Cooper.
库珀太太你好啊 Ah, Mrs. Cooper.
我猜你打来是想询问旅行的事 I assume this is about the upcoming trip
而且是怀着我十分能理解的 and perhaps your very understandable reluctance
不想让谢尔顿去的心情 to let Sheldon come.
我的确是心里不太踏实 I have to admit I do have some concerns.
这是应该的 As you should.
所以你比较不希望他跟我们去吗 So, you're saying you'd prefer he not go with us?
可这样他会很失望 But he'd be so disappointed.
我会比他更失望呢 Not more disappointed than me.
所以你很乐意他一起去吗 So, you feel good about him going?
你乐意我就乐意啊 Only if you feel good about it.
你是他亲娘 我只不过是个脑子糊涂 You're his parent. I'm just an absentminded academic
又从未有过孩子的老学究 who's never had children.
您可别这么说 Come on, now.
他在大学里都多亏有你的关照呢 You've been such a great help looking after him at college.
是啦 但大学与三天的汽车旅行还是不一样嘛 Yes, but college isn't the same as three days in a van.
谢尔顿出游的确容易紧张 Sheldon can be a nervous traveler.
感觉你还是不想让他去 对吧 Ah. Sounds like you don't want him to go.
没有啦 我想他去 我只是想确认 No, I do want him to go. I just want to make sure
你跟斯特吉斯博士不介意带着他 that you and Dr. Sturgis are okay with it.
我们没问题啊 We're okay with it.
重点是你没问题就行 If you're okay with it.
你们没问题 我就没问题啊 If you're okay with it, I'm okay with it.
听起来我们两方好像都没问题 Then it would seem we're both okay with it.
那好 Okay.
他这孩子肯定要开心坏了 Oh, he's gonna be so happy.
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
做好出游的准备了吗 You ready for your road trip?
在做 我正在计划如厕时间表 Yes. I'm plotting bathroom breaks.
有点困难 因为我不确定 It's tricky because I'm not sure
两位博士他们上厕所的频率 how frequently Dr. Linkletter and Dr. Sturgis need to urinate.
或许我该打电话问一下 Maybe I should call them.
是我就不打 你问老头子膀胱的事 Ooh, I wouldn't. You ask old guys about their bladder,
那可是千言万语都说不完啊 you're in for a long conversation.
这么多地图是干嘛 What's with the maps?
我要跟斯特吉斯与林克莱特博士 I'm going with Dr. Sturgis and Dr. Linkletter
一起去戴维斯山脉的电波望远镜台 to a radio telescope in the Davis Mountains.
好棒好棒拍拍手 Of course you are.
哪不满意了 Problem?
没什么 他总是想做什么都可以 Nope. He gets to do whatever he wants,
而我连跟朋友去海边玩都不准 and I'm not even allowed to go the beach with my friends.
他那个只是校外教学 It's just a school trip.
随便啦 It's fine.
这里写着斯托克顿堡 Oh. Says here Fort Stockton
有世界上最大的走鹃雕像 is home to the world's largest roadrunner statue,
那可真是能吓死个人 which is the stuff of nightmares.
但那里有厕所 But they do have a restroom.
我能跟你聊两句吗 Can I talk to you?
-我惹什么麻烦了吗 -没有 - Am I in trouble?- No.
是女生的事 It's about a girl.
所以是你惹了麻烦 Oh. You're in trouble.
行吧 坐 Yeah, sure.
没什么麻烦啦 只是最近在跟一个女生交往 I'm not really in trouble. I'm just dating this girl,
她年纪稍微比我大了一些 and she's a little older than me.
那问题在哪 What's the problem?
她不知道她实际到底大了我多少 She doesn't exactly know how much older than me she is.
那她到底大你几岁 How much older is she?
大概十岁吧 Like ten years.
但她是个超正的金发妞 But she's blond and she's really hot.
这都不是重点啊 Well, that doesn't matter.
你骗人家就是不对的 I mean, if you're lying to her, that's not okay.
等等 Hold on.
你的意思是 你在我这年纪时碰到这情况 You're saying if you were my age and dating this hot girl,
你会说出实话 亲手断送自己的机会 you'd tell her the truth and blow your chances?
你之前又不是这么提问的 Well, that's not the question you asked me.
那实际上你到底会怎么做 So, what would you really do?
-她结婚了吗 -还没 - She married? - No.
-她有小孩吗 -没有 - She got kids? - No.
那不说实话有何问题 I don't see the problem.
-感谢您 -不客气 - Thank you.- My pleasure.
你就像是我从来没想要过的儿子 You're like the son I never wanted.
我知道我不在这里工作了 Hey, I know I don't work here anymore,
但今晚能借你的办公室一用吗 but could I use this office tonight?
当然不行 No.
好吧 Fine.
你以前用过吗 Did you used to?
当然没有 No.
你最好还是悠着点喝 You might want to pace yourself.
安排的下一个厕所还差... Our next rest stop isn't for another...
100公里 62 miles.
到之前如果有人想上厕所 If anyone needs to go before that,
我后面有一个"司机之友" I've got a trucker's buddy in back.
那是什么 What's that?
用来尿尿的塑料瓶 A bottle you urinate in.
1846年从美东出发往加拿大移民的篷车大队 后来受困山中 死伤无数甚至靠吃人才活下来
抱歉 我们是唐纳大队的人吗 I'm sorry, are we the Donner Party?
公路旅行时有不一样的习俗 Societal norms are different on road trips.
比如平常我并不吃垃圾食品 Normally, I don't eat junk food,
但在路上 习俗就是得吃 but here, it's tradition.
我其实都不知道什么是炸五花 I'm not even sure what a chicharron is.
是油炸猪皮 It's the deep-fried skin of a pig.
感觉这件事他们应该写在包装上啊 That seems like something they should say on the bag.
来听点音乐如何 How about some music?
没人喜欢音乐 来玩车上游戏吧 No one likes music. How about a car game?
我有一个好玩的 我说出一个公式 Ooh, I have a fun one where I say a formula,
你得根据我公式中的 and then you have to say another formula
最后一个字母或数字接出下一个公式 starting with the last letter or number that I said.
举个例子 如果我说 So, for example, if I said,
-X = -B ±... -奏乐 - "X" equals negative "B" plus or minus... - Music it is.
抱歉我没办法帮忙你开车 I'm sorry I can't help out on driving duty.
你真的没去学过开车吗 You really never learned?
我是有驾照啦 只是从来对开车都没什么自信 I got my permit, but I've never been comfortable behind the wheel.
那太可惜了 That's a shame.
我很享受驾驶在宽敞道路上的宁静感 I do enjoy the tranquility of the open road.
我觉得能给我内心带来平静 I find it produces a Zen-like calm.
你知道还有什么能让人平静吗 You know what else is calming?
有趣的车上游戏 A fun car game.
这样吧 How about this.
我们数来自其他州的车牌 We'll count out-of-state license plates.
先数到100个的人获胜 First one to a hundred wins.
感觉没我的游戏好玩 但行吧 Not as fun as mine, but very well.
俄克拉荷马州的牌 Um... Ooh, Oklahoma.
是在心中默数 Silently.
妈妈在家吗 Hey. Is your mom home?
上教堂了 Church.
那你等会有安排吗 Oh. What are you up to?
没有 Nothing.
去穿鞋 Put your shoes on.
为什么 Why?
我们一起去做点好玩的事吧 Let's you and me go do something fun.
是你觉得好玩还是我觉得好玩的事 Something I think is fun or something you think is fun?
你和我都觉得好玩的事 快上车 Something we both think is fun. Come on, get in the truck.
-你要教我开车吗 -不是 - You gonna teach me how to drive? - No.
你确定吗 我心里会平衡很多的 You sure? It would just make me feel so much better
-不再妒忌谢尔顿能自由自在 -你别想开车 - about all the stuff Sheldon gets to do. - You're not driving.
-如果让我开车我会好爱好爱你的 -别演了 - I would seriously love you so much if I could drive. - Stop it.
男人到几岁才会不再像个白痴笨蛋一样 At what age do guys stop acting like idiots?
糟了 我又做错了什么 Oh, no. What'd I do now?
不是说你 Not you.
小乔治在交往一个比他年长的女人 他谎报年龄 Georgie's dating an older woman and he's lying about his age.
奸诈的臭小子 Oh. That rascal.
你已经知道了 You already knew.
你才不知道我知道什么 You don't know what I know.
我看你脸色就知道了 I see it in your face.
好吧 他来问我的意见 Fine. Well, he asked for my advice.
希望你是叫他要坦白交代 Well, I hope you told him that he has to come clean.
我叫了 I did.
感觉你后面要接"但是" Sounds like there's a "but" on the way.
但是接着他问我 换我我会怎么做 But then he asked me what I would've done.
戴尔 Dale.
你又不知道全部细节 Well, uh, you don't know all the facts.
有什么细节 What are the facts?
他说她是超正的金发妞 He said that she was blond and hot.
那就可以说谎骗人了吗 And that makes it okay to lie?
在我这岁数 不行 At my age, no.
在他那岁数 At his age?
也不行 No.
接下来这段都是直路吗 Does it go straight like this for a while?
这里是德州 It's Texas.
开到死都是"直"路一条 Goes straight like this for the rest of our lives.
你想试试吗 You thinking of giving it a try?
路上一辆车都没有 Well, there aren't any cars around.
看起来很适合用来练习 Uh, seems like a good place to practice.
很好 我也需要休息一下 Excellent. I could use a break.
太刺激了 This is exciting.
简直令人要憋不住 I'm all atingle.
你休想尿尿在塑料瓶里 You are not peeing in a bottle.
我们到啦 Here we are.
红龙虾餐厅 Red Lobster?
你很喜欢这里的呀 You love this place.
哎哟妈呀 Holy moly.
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很好吃 对吧 It's good, huh?
难以置信 Unbelievable.
是啊 我八岁的时候 Yeah, when I was, like, eight.
别这样嘛 我们第一次父女约会就是在这 Well, come on, we had our first daddy-daughter date here.
救命 求你别这么称呼那件事了 Oh, my God, don't ever call it that again.
怎么了 What?
我可是有朋友来这里真约会 I have friends who come here on actual dates.
他们可能会看见我们 They might see us.
我以为会挺温馨的 Thought it'd be nice.
拜托 我们能不能去别的地方 Can we please go anywhere else?
行吧 Fine.
话说 他们家有切达芝士饼干哦 You know, they have those cheddar biscuits.
-老爸 -知道啦 - Dad. - Fine.
我在开了 I'm doing it.
还挺顺利的 This is going quite well.
你随时可以加速 Feel free to pick up the pace.
-我们刚被一只蝴蝶超车了 -是哦 - A butterfly just passed us. - Well,
-这里限速多少 -时速120公里 - what's the speed limit? - 75.
我现在的车速是... And I'm going...
时速16公里 ten.
我会加速的 I'll pick up the pace.
说到慢速交通工具 Speaking of slow-moving transportation,
你们知不知道世界上最慢的特快列车 did you know that the slowest express train in the world
是瑞士的冰川列车 is the Glacier Express in Switzerland?
我在瑞士的欧洲核子研究中心待过一个月 I spent a month in Switzerland at CERN.
糟了 Oh, no!
我撞到了一只犰狳 I hit an armadillo.
那又怎样 继续开啊 So? Just keep driving.
不行 我得去看看它的情况 No, I can't. I have to check on it.
他是希望它没死还是死了 Is he hoping it's alive or dead?
没死 Alive.
天啊 我都干了什么 Oh, no, what have I done?
它还在动 It's still moving.
我们也该继续移动 走吧 Like we should be. Let's go.
我们需要一个箱子和一条毛巾 We need a box and a towel.
我们不需要棺材 鸟会吃掉它的 We don't need a coffin. The birds will eat it.
是为了保护它 直到我们找到人救它 It's to keep it safe until we find help.
约翰 这种动物身上携带很多病菌 John, these animals carry all kinds of diseases.
所以才要用毛巾包着它 That's what the towel's for.
这里是德州 马路上被碾死的犰狳 This is Texas. Armadillo roadkill
几乎算是德州标志动物了 is practically the state animal.
你想去哪里 So, where you want to go?
去哪都行 I am up for anything.
我本来想去酒吧 但我太常去了 I was thinking the bar, but I go there so much.
要不我们去看场电影 What about a movie?
或者我们就回你家 Or we could just go back to your place.
那可太赞了 That-That'd be amazing.
要保证能"很赞"的压力不小啊 Well, amazing's a lot of pressure,
不过我会努力的啦 but I'll give it a shot.
听着 Listen,
我之前说我搬出我爸妈家了 when I said I moved out of my parents' place,
那是真话 that was true.
但我其实是搬到他们车库里住了 But I'm kind of living in their garage.
我爸妈的卧室和我的卧室仅一墙之隔 Well, my parents are in the bedroom next to mine,
所以不去你家就没得开心了 so it's your place or nothing.
去我家没问题 My place works.
别被咬了 我可不会也用毛巾包住你 Don't get bitten. I'm not wrapping you in a towel, too.
我只是喂它喝水 I'm just giving it water.
离这45公里处有个消防站 Okay, there's a firehouse 28 miles away.
他们一定能帮忙 I bet they can help.
我本来想着就把它放在消防站门口 I was thinking we'd leave it on their doorstep.
这可不是闹着玩的 我弄伤了这只动物 This isn't a joke. I injured this creature,
我就得照顾好它 你明白吗 so I have to take care of it. Do you understand?
明白 先生 Yes, sir.
虽然这不是龙虾大餐 Well, it's not lobster, but...
但至少我们不会被你朋友撞见 least your friends won't see us.
对不起 Sorry.
没事 It's okay.
你只是长大了 You're just getting older.
我想是吧 I guess.
我小时候一定也是个不孝子 Sure I was a jackass to my parents, too.
怎么说话的 Hey!
你的汉堡味道如何 How's your burger?
超好吃 So good.
确实很美味 It is pretty good.
也许这里能成为我们父女约会的新地点 Hey, maybe this can be our new spot for daddy-daughter dates.
-拜托你别再那样说了 -什么 - Please stop saying that. - What?
父女约会吗 Daddy-daughter dates?
是的 Yes.
好吧 Mm. Okay.
那你想让我把"父女约会"改称为什么 What would you like me to call our daddy-daughter dates?
你好讨厌 You're so annoying.
燃烧之屋[消防站]
这跟我想象中的消防站不太一样 This isn't exactly the firehouse I was expecting.
未成年人可以进来吗 Are minors allowed in here?
这里不该让任何人进来 No one should be allowed in here.
他们一定有电话能给我们借用吧 I'm sure they have a phone we can use.
不好意思 酒保 Excuse me, barkeep?
能帮下忙吗 Could we get some help over here?
别说"酒保"啊 And don't say "barkeep."
你们一定是迷路了 Y'all must be lost.
没迷路 有汽车协会旅程计划不可能迷路 Oh, we're not lost. You can't get lost with a AAA TripTik.
我不知道你们的目的地是哪里 I mean, I don't know where you're trying to be,
但绝对不是这里 but this ain't it.
-收到 我们马上就走 -拜托 - Message received. We'll be on our way. - Please.
我们有只受伤的犰狳 它需要医治 We have an injured armadillo that needs medical assistance.
你竟敢把那只恶心玩意带进我酒吧 You brought that filthy thing into my bar?
我们现在就把它带走 快走吧 And now we're taking it out. Let's go.
-让我们借用下你的电话就好 -听着 - If we could just use your phone. - Look,
虽然你们看起来人挺好 you seem like nice folk,
但这里不欢迎北方佬 but Yankees ain't popular around here.
建议你们赶紧离开 I suggest you be on your way.
抱歉打扰你了 Sorry to have troubled you.
-我们走吧 -不好意思 - Let's go. - Excuse me.
我的同事们也许是北方人 My colleagues may be from the North,
但告诉你 我是土生土长的德州小伙 but for your information, I'm a Texan, born and bred.
我知道真正的辣椒酱不放豆子 I know that real chili has no beans,
还知道我姥姥说"祝福你"时 and when my meemaw says, "Bless your heart,"
其实是阴阳怪气 并非真的祝福 she means something very different.
我的朋友需要帮助 Now, my friend here is in need of help,
我们的州格言又是"友谊" and since our state motto is literally "friendship,"
所以能不能让他借用下电话 may he please use your phone?
我靠 Well, dang.
麻烦你给我一本黄页 好吗 And could I trouble you for a yellow pages?
要大命了 Oh, boy.
小乔治 Oh, Georgie.
我对你好失望 I'm so disappointed in you.
没事吧 Is everything okay?
没事 好得很 Yeah. Very okay.
赶紧告诉她 不然事情会变得无法收拾 Tell her before things go too far.
你能不能别烦这孩子 Would you leave the kid alone?
他只是想爽一下 He's just having some fun.
他说谎了 她有权知道 He's lying, and she deserves to know.
别揪着不放了 Just let it go.
不 他心里觉得内疚 No. He's feeling guilty,
他会做出正确的选择 and he's gonna do the right thing.
康妮 那妹子衣服一脱 他良知就飞走了 Connie, the second that girl's shirt comes off, it's game over.
不 我外孙比你想的要正直诚实... No. My grandson has more integrity than you're giving him credit...
爽歪歪 Amazing.
我吃撑了 Boy, I am stuffed.
如果你太饱了开不了车 我可以帮忙 You know, if you're too full to drive, I could help.
你别想开老子的卡车 You're not driving my truck.
拜托 就在停车场这里开一下 Come on. Just here in the parking lot?
没门 No.
求你啦爸比 Please, Daddy?
我知道你在干嘛 I know what you're doing.
制造父女之间永生难忘的回忆吗 Creating memories that'll last a lifetime?
好 脚踩在刹车上 Okay. Foot on the brake.
哪个是刹车 Which one's that?
救命 左边那个 Oh, boy. The one on the left.
-踩好了 -接着 - Got it. - All right. Now
把档位朝自己方向 pull the shifter toward you
拉到D档 像这样 and then down to "D," Like this. Here.
知道了吗 All right?
然后是最重要的一步 Now, the most important step.
永远不能告诉你妈妈我们干了这事 Do not ever tell your mother we did this.
我又不是傻子 继续 I'm not an idiot. Let's go.
接下来 All right. Now
脚松开刹车 take your foot off the brake
再轻轻踩下... and gently put it on the...
我在开车 I'm driving!
我知道你们是人类医院 I know you're a human hospital,
但动物医院不接电话啊 but the animal hospital isn't answering their phone.
你们那有没有特别喜欢宠物的医生 Well, is there a doctor who has a soft spot for pets?
或者办公桌上放着猫咪照片的护士 Maybe a nurse with pictures of cats on her desk?
你可以挂电话了 约翰 You can hang up the phone, John.
为什么 Why?
你应该知道为什么 I think you know why.
谢谢你 打扰了 Thank you for your time.
真遗憾没能救它 Well, that's a shame.
我很遗憾 I'm sorry.
不过是只犰狳 对吧 It's just an armadillo, right?
你刚才在车上好像很在乎它 It didn't seem that way to you in the van.
我知道这么说很傻气 I know it's silly, but...
但当我看见它躺在地上 又秃又无助时 when I saw it lying there all bald and helpless,
我不禁觉得 I thought,
"有一天我也会变成这样" "That's gonna be me one day."
这是我听过的最致郁的话 That is the most damn depressing thing I have ever heard.
生命的终结确实常令人感到沮丧 The end of life does tend to be depressing.
在新奥尔良 人们信奉爵士葬礼的传统 In New Orleans, they embrace the tradition of a jazz funeral
用音乐来纪念逝者 where the deceased are celebrated through music.
确实如此 That's true.
酒保 你点唱机里 Barkeep, do you happen to have
会不会刚好有迪克西兰爵士乐 any Dixieland jazz on the jukebox
可以放来纪念一只犰狳的狳生 to celebrate the life of an armadillo?
你们立刻给老娘滚出去 Y'all need to leave now.
在酒吧后面草草埋葬了犰狳后 After a quick burial behind the bar,
我们又重新上路 we were back on the road.
斯特吉斯博士试图找一首合适的音乐 Dr. Sturgis tried to find some appropriate music
好好送别犰狳 for a proper send-off.
经过三个基督教答问节目和很多静电噪音之后 Three Christian talk shows and a whole lot of static later,
他选定了他口中的 he settled on what he declared
西德州的迪克西兰爵士乐 the Dixieland jazz of West Texas.
墨西哥流浪音乐 Mariachi.
安息吧 小犰狳 Vaya con dios, armadillo.
安息吧 Vaya con dios.