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不管是什么事 我都会支持你 Whatever it is, I'm here for you.
我搞大了一个女孩的肚子 I got a girl pregnant.
惨了 Oh, no.
我犯了错 I messed up.
惨了 Oh, no.
我该怎么办 What do I do?
惨了 Oh, no.
拜托你说句别的吧 Please, say anything else.
你以为我不想啊 I'm trying!
好吧 Okay...
你确定她真怀上了吗 Are you sure she's pregnant?
确定 她测过了 Yes, she took a test.
那玩意有时候会不准 Sometimes those things are wrong.
她测了不止一次 She took more than one.
那... Well...
你确定是你的种吗 Are you sure it's yours?
有些女生不是太安分 Some gals like to get around.
爸 她确定怀的是我的种 而且她要生下来 Dad, she's pregnant, it's mine and she's having it.
你们还太小 怎么养孩子 Y'all are too young to have a baby!
我还太小 她29岁了 I am. She's actually 29.
惨了 Oh, no.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
你知道你得告诉你妈妈吧 You realize you have to tell your mother.
我才刚跟你说完 Well, I just told you.
我们就不能等事情发酵一阵吗 Maybe we let it sit awhile.
我哪里有办法自己守住这个秘密啊 I can't know this and keep it to myself.
戴尔就能啊 像个真爷们 Dale did. Like a champ.
小乔治 你得去告诉她 Georgie, you have to tell her.
行吧 Fine.
那你能陪我一起去吗 Will you at least be there?
当然 Yeah.
然后帮我告诉她 And tell her?
怎么了 发生什么事了吗 What's going on? Everything okay?
我劝你最好坐着听 You might want to sit.
你这样我更慌了 Now you're scaring me.
放心 没人去世 No one died.
其实甚至是相反呢 Kind of the opposite, actually.
说吧 Tell me.
我... I-I'm gonna...
我要当爸爸了 I'm gonna have a baby.
-你不是吧 -是真的 - Are you kidding me?! - It's true.
好吧 现在我真的要坐下了 Okay, now I do need to sit.
♪ 你可以警告我的双唇与手指 ♪ ♪ Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips ♪
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
-米希 -♪ 以后不要再 ♪ - Missy.? - ♪ They won't be reaching out ♪
♪ 骚扰你了 ♪ ♪ For you no more ♪
♪ 但不要告诉我的真心 ♪ ♪ But don't tell my heart ♪
♪ 我破碎疼痛的心 ♪ ♪ My achy breaky heart ♪
♪ 我想它一定不会理解你的话 ♪ ♪ I just don't think he'd understand ♪
你干嘛 What are you doing?
你没先同意我就进来会有点奇怪 It felt weird coming in without being invited.
那是因为你个怪咖做什么都奇怪 That's because everything you do is weird.
妈妈跟爸爸呢 Where's Mom and Dad?
不知道啊 I don't know.
我刚到家发现他们都不在 I just got home and no one's here.
你确定吗 You sure?
我们小庙般的家很难看不到大佛般的爹 It's a tiny house and Dad's a big guy.
谢谢你的通知 Thanks for the heads-up.
你要去哪里 Where are you going?
趁他们不在偷看限制级电影啊 白痴 To watch R-rated movies until they get back, doy.
我们了解这个女孩吗 What do we even know about this girl?
这个嘛... Well, that's the thing...
做好心理准备吧 Buckle up.
她29了 She's 29.
29岁吗 我的天啊 Years old?! Oh, my...
看来又要全体起立了 Guess we're standing again.
什么29岁的女人会跟你这年纪的屁孩约会 What kind of 29-year-old dates someone your age?!
当然是被我骗了年纪的那种啊 Obviously the kind that was lied to.
我们该怎么办啊 What are we gonna do?
我们也在想对策 That's what we're figuring out.
你得娶了人家 You're gonna have to marry her.
我也是这么想的 I think so, too.
当然不行 Hell no!
什么叫"当然不行" What do you mean, "No"?
他把人家肚子搞大了 He got her pregnant!
玛丽 她都29岁了 Mary, she's 29.
不然他还有什么选择 Well, what choice does he have?
人家才不会要嫁给他呢 She's not gonna marry him.
我哪里不好了 What's wrong with me?
你是个傻逼 You're an idiot.
你做事没担当 你住在车库里 You're irresponsible. You live in a garage
而且还把洗手台当小便斗 and use a sink as a toilet!
你不说两句吗 Care to jump in?
有人在吗 Hello?
怎么啦 宝贝 Yeah, baby?
我只是看看大家都上哪去了 I was just wondering where everyone was.
我们在这里谈点事情 Uh, we're just in here talking.
很快就出来 We'll be out in a little bit.
-一切都还好吗 -我没事 - Everything okay? - I'm fine.
但米希在看一部叫《留校察看》的电影 But Missy's watching a movie called Porky's.
这是什么电影啊 I don't know what that is.
-这部可不太妙 -少儿不宜 - That one's rough. - Not good.
宝贝 我们马上就过来 I'll be right back in, baby.
你得带我们跟这女孩认识认识 You're gonna have to introduce us to this girl.
为什么 Why?
因为她怀了我们的孙子 'Cause she's having our grandbaby,
你个大傻逼 you dumb son of a bitch.
乔治 不过就是他这意思 George! But what he said.
我可以问她 不过她现在对我可不太爽 I'll ask her, but she's not very happy with me right now.
很好 我已经喜欢她了 Yeah, I like her already.
别紧张 这事值得一抽 Relax, you earned this one.
谢谢 Thank you.
你还回房吗 You coming back to bed?
马上 In a minute.
有点往事重现感啊 Kind of deja vu, huh?
是有点 Kind of.
我好想狠狠骂他 可是我哪有资格 I wanna be furious at him, but how can I?
秘诀就是先忘掉我们做过什么 就很好开骂了 The trick is to forget we did the same thing, then it's easy.
想当年 仿佛天都要塌了 但... At the time, it seemed like our lives were over, but...
后来小乔治诞生了 then Georgie was born.
而且一出生就有一头乱发 With that crazy head of hair.
接下来顺其自然地 And just like that it was
那就变成发生在我们身上最好的事了 the best thing that could have happened to us.
你抽的是加了什么东西的烟吗 What kind of cigarette are you smoking there?
所以... 我们该怎么办啊 Oh, so, what do we do now?
我们也没太多选择啊 We don't have a lot of choices.
我们要成为祖父母了 而且... We're gonna be grandparents and, uh...
那女孩的名字叫什么来着 What's the girl's name again?
曼蒂 Mandy.
而曼蒂将会以某种 And Mandy is gonna be part of our lives
还不确定的面貌加入我们的人生 直到去世 in some shape or form until we're, you know, dead.
什么叫"不确定的面貌" What do you mean, "shape or form"?
小乔治一定得娶了人家 Georgie's gotta marry her.
不 玛丽 并不一定啊 No, Mary, he doesn't.
他不娶人家 孩子变成私生子 How am I supposed to set foot in my church
我以后在教堂该怎么面对别人的眼光 if our son has a child out of wedlock?
这关别人什么事啊 It's nobody's business.
乔治 我们这里又不大 It's a small town, George,
八卦很快就传遍全镇 everything is everybody's business.
你就没有想过或许人家 You ever stop to think maybe she doesn't
并不想嫁给一个17岁的屁孩吗 want to marry a 17-year-old?
他3月就满18岁了 He'll be 18 in March.
算了 跟你说不通理 All right, you're just being ridiculous.
我信基督教的道理 I'm being a Christian.
你的出生 是神赐的礼物 When you were born, you were a gift from God
但这也无法改变我超级不爽你 but that does not change the fact that I am very mad at you!
好吧 All right.
-你看起来好糟啊 -多谢关心啊 - You look like crap. - Thanks.
-你昨晚出去喝酒作乐了吗 -当然没有 - You go out drinking last night? - Of course not.
因为我这么糟时 就是前一天出去喝酒了 'Cause when I look that bad, I been out drinkin'.
我只是没怎么睡而已 I just didn't get much sleep.
是有什么烦心事吗 Oh? Something bothering you?
这个嘛... Well...
最近发生了一些... there are some things going on that are...
-令人烦忧的事 -早安 - ...of concern. - Morning.
-早安 -早安 - Morning. - Good morning.
没发生什么事吧 Everything okay?
-没有 -当然没有 - Yeah. - You bet.
感觉就不对头 Don't seem like it.
就是没事 你快准备上学吧 Well, it is. Go get ready for school.
继续说 Carry on.
在我说之前 我想先跟你道歉 Before I say anything, I owe you an apology.
爱听 你快说吧 Love 'em, hit me.
我想到我当年让你受到的煎熬... I was just thinking about the hell I put you through when...
妈 你看到我周四专用袜了吗 Mom, have you seen my Thursday socks?
我的衣柜里只找到了周三与周五专用袜 I looked in my drawer and I could only find Wednesday and Friday.
周四袜在烘衣机里 Thursday's are in the dryer.
找到这一双野孩子了 Oh. Here's the little rascals.
你刚才要说... You were saying?
我是想到了 I was just thinking about
我当年怀上小乔治时... when I was pregnant with Georgie, and...
你心里想必也是十分难熬吧 how hard that must've been for you.
对不起 I'm sorry.
小乔治把那女生肚子弄大啦 Georgie got that girl pregnant?
你小声点... 是的 Keep your voice down. And... yes.
好像发生了什么事情 Something weird's going on.
如果你是想说消失的袜子 If you mean my missing socks,
它们在烘衣机里爸爸的四角裤旁 they were in the dryer clinging to Dad's boxer shorts.
我是在说妈妈 我刚才进厨房时 I mean with Mom. When I was in the kitchen,
她跟姥姥突然就安静了 she and Meemaw got real quiet.
我刚才去过厨房 看起来一切正常 I was just in there and they seemed perfectly normal.
那昨晚呢 And what about last night?
昨晚怎么了 What about it?
他们跑去车库里关着门谈事情 They were talking in the garage with the door shut.
这有什么奇怪的 What's odd about that?
我们家的人才不"谈话" Nobody in this house talks.
那你觉得是发生了什么事呢 Hmm. What do you think is going on?
不知道 但我告诉你肯定是坏事 I don't know, but I'm telling you, it's bad.
也不一定吧 Not necessarily.
他们说不定是想给我们办惊喜派对 Maybe they're planning a surprise party for us.
我们的生日还很久呢 Our birthday isn't for months.
的确 但可能只是提早计划啊 True. Maybe they needed some lead time.
毕竟霍金教授也不可能随邀请随到 You can't expect Stephen Hawking to roll in at a moment's notice.
走啦 我带你们去学校 出发 Come on, I'm taking you both to school. Let's move it.
他看起来好糟 He looks terrible.
他有心脏问题 He has had heart problems,
而且最近工作又十分不顺利 plus he's been having a rough time at work.
更别说他不控制体重 Not to mention he's pretty chunky.
天啊 不知道睿侠有没有卖心脏除颤仪 Oh, dear. I wonder if RadioShack makes a defibrillator.
那女孩比他大了起码10岁呢 That girl is like ten years older than him.
因为他骗人家啊 Because he lied to her.
打从一开始我就告诉他 I told him from the start that he needed to come clean,
必须跟人说实话 and be honest.
早安 Morning.
我知道了 I know everything.
靠 Dang it.
你告诉她干嘛啊 Why'd you have to tell her?
她是我妈妈 而且... She is my mother, and...
我带孩子们去学校 Taking the kids to school.
-再见 -祝你们今天顺利 - Bye. - Have a good day.
我看出来了 I see it now.
我想为自己辩护一下 Okay, in my defense...
辩护你个大头鬼 你就是个白痴 You have no defense. You're an idiot.
我大部分的辩护就是在说这点 That was a big part of my defense.
我们什么时候能坐下来好好跟人家谈谈 When do we get to sit down with her and talk this through?
事情是这样的... Ah, yeah, here's the thing about that:
她没有什么兴趣想见你们 she ain't real eager to meet y'all.
为什么啊 Why not?
你当年被乔治搞大肚子时 你想见他父母吗 Did you want to meet George's parents when he knocked you up?
我不是被"搞大肚子" 我是怀上孩子 I was not "Knocked up," I was with child.
而且那"孩子"就在这里呢 And he's right there.
-干嘛 -没事 - What? - Nothing.
我爱你 I love you.
好吧 Okay.
以防你没听出来 她刚才是代表我俩发言 In case it's not apparent, she was speaking for both of us.
好的 Okay.
-靠 -我不是来跟你吵架的 - Ah, damn it. - I'm not here to fight with you,
也不是来批判你 我就是想来谈谈 or pass judgment on you, I just want to talk about...
这件事接下来想怎么处理 where we're going with all this.
没什么好谈的吧 There's nothing to talk about.
-这"事"是我的事 -的确 - All this is my business. - That's true.
我就是觉得 I just thought it might be nice
带你见见小乔治他们家会挺好的 if you got to meet Georgie's family.
我都还没告诉我家人呢 I haven't even told my own parents yet.
我就想告诉你 我经历过这一切 Just so you know, I went through this very thing
我女儿 小乔治她妈妈当年也这样 with my own daughter, Georgie's mom.
我们懂 So, we get it.
真的吗 Really?
我们就是想帮忙 We just want to be helpful.
但我现在很不爽小乔治 Well, I'm not very happy with Georgie right now.
没人看他顺眼 我们真的懂 Nobody is. We get it.
谢了 布兰达 感激不尽 Thanks, Brenda, I really appreciate it.
没什么大事 我们就是要商量点家事 Oh, nothing major, just, um, some family stuff that we need to talk about
孩子们不在场比较好 and it'd be better if the kids weren't here.
太好了 我6点送他们过去行吗 Great, I'll send 'em over at 6:00?
好的 Okay.
我们要被流放到哪 Where are we going?
别偷偷在人家后面出现啊 Don't be sneaking up on me.
我没偷偷 我们要去哪 I wasn't sneaking. Where are we going?
布兰达邀请你和你哥今晚 Brenda invited you and your brother over
去和比利一起吃晚饭 to dinner with Billy tonight.
-为什么 -因为他们热情好客啊 - Why? - Because they're nice people!
你好暴躁 吃点药吧 Wow. Take a pill.
我不明白我为什么还得打领带 I don't see why I got to wear a tie.
因为我们想给对方留个好印象 Because we want to make a good impression.
她都见过这个大呆瓜了 形象早就无可挽回 She already met this bozo, aren't we past that?
你们能不能记住 不是我一个人搞出来的 Hey, let's just keep in mind, I didn't do this by myself.
探戈需要两人一起 It takes two to tango.
你知道探戈是什么吗 Do you even know what a tango is?
就是上床啊 不是吗 It's sex, ain't it?
杰夫牧师就在隔壁 Pastor Jeff is right next door.
也许我该邀他加入我们 Maybe I should invite him to join us.
为什么 Why?
这样就能让上帝介入这件事情 So we can bring God into the conversation.
上帝没阻止她怀上 我想祂老人家做得够多了 God let her get pregnant. I think He's done enough.
是她到了 Okay, that's her.
家人们 我们要让她感到自在舒适 Um, everybody, let's make her feel welcome.
-欢迎 -你好 - Welcome. - Hello.
唷 Yo.
曼蒂 你是做什么工作的 So, Mandy, what do you do?
目前只是在当餐厅服务员 Right now I'm just waiting tables.
人总要吃饭嘛 Well, people need to eat.
知道我喜欢什么吗 周五小周末特餐 You know what I enjoy? That T-G-I-F Friday.
他们有一整页菜单都是开胃菜 They got a whole menu page, just appetizers.
希望牛腩合你胃口 I hope brisket's okay.
小乔治不太确定你喜欢吃什么菜 Georgie wasn't too sure what kind of food you liked.
我们在一起时都没空吃饭 We didn't do a lot of eating when we were together.
曼蒂 你家人是本地人吗 So, Mandy, your people from around here?
老家在俄克拉荷马州 Uh, Oklahoma originally.
我们不会因此看不起你的啦 Well, we won't hold it against you.
我们好像还不知道你姓什么 I guess we don't even know your last name.
-麦卡利斯特 -苏格兰裔 对吧 - McAllister. - Scottish, right?
是的 Right.
因为如果是爱尔兰裔 就会姓奥麦卡利斯特 'Cause if it was Irish, it'd be O'McAllister.
你是天主教徒吗 So, you're Catholic?
其实我不信任何教 I'm not really anything.
但你抚养这孩子时 But you'll be raising this child
会遵循某种宗教理念吧 with some sort of religious upbringing.
我还没想过这一点 I haven't really thought about it.
这是其中一件我们能帮上忙的事 Well, that's one of the things we can help with,
就从饭前祷告开始 starting with grace.
-老妈 -我们先做饭前祷告 - Mom... - We're starting with grace!
天父... Heavenly Father...
-为什么不是天母 -这时候就别抬杠了 - Why not heavenly mother? - Don't, just don't.
天父 Heavenly Father,
感谢您赐予我们食物 请保佑准备食物的人 bless this food and the hands that prepared it.
感谢您将曼蒂带进我们家 And thank you for bringing Mandy into our family
请保佑这孩子平安成长为敬畏上帝的 and watch over this child as he or she grows
浸信会教徒 无论它是男孩或女孩 阿门 and becomes a God-fearin' Baptist, amen.
阿门 Amen.
你的私心一点都不明显呢 Smooth.
你喜欢吃烘肉卷吗 You like meatloaf?
嗯 我们今晚吃这个吗 Yeah, is that what we're having?
不是 只是找点晚餐话题聊聊 No, just making dinner conversation.
今晚吃意粉 We're having spaghetti.
里面有放热狗丁吗 With hot dogs cut up in it?
没有 Ew, no.
我想回家了 I'd like to go home, please.
我们不能回去 We can't.
为什么 How come?
是啊 为什么 Yeah, how come?
我们不知道 We don't know.
主流理论是我爸快死了 The leading theory is my father's dying.
我想应该不是这个吧 I don't think that's it.
总之肯定出事了 Well, something's wrong.
也许他们要离婚 像我爸妈一样 Maybe they're getting divorced like my mom and dad.
比利 我们不提这茬 Billy! We don't talk about that.
当我没说 Never mind.
曼蒂 我妈提到过 So, Mandy, my mother mentioned that
你家人并不知道宝宝的事 your folks don't know about the baby.
对 还不知道 No, not yet.
你告诉他们 Well, I'm sure they'll be excited
你要给这个世界带来新生命 when you tell them you're bringing
他们一定会激动万分 new life into the world.
她怀孕时你也这么想吗 Is that how you felt when she got pregnant?
对于宝宝 About the baby?
是的 对于罪魁祸首那个男人 Yeah. The guy who did it?
彼此彼此 Mutual.
他们喜欢这样开玩笑 They kid around like that.
是啊 家庭氛围可欢乐了 Yeah, all good fun.
不管你的家人作何反应 Well, regardless of what goes on with your parents,
只要记住 我们会陪在你和宝宝身边 we want you to know that we are here for you
关爱和珍惜这个孩子 and the baby, who we will love and cherish.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我也是 事实上如果你想 Me, too. In fact, if you want,
我可以陪你一起去告诉你爸妈 I can go with you to tell your parents.
这样我爸就可以一枪打死你了 Yeah, and then my father can shoot you.
我没在开玩笑 I'm not kidding.
你先带着好消息去告诉你父母 Maybe it would be better if you went to your parents
也许会更好呢 with, um, good news first.
-什么好消息 -这个嘛 - And what would that be? -Well...
人人都爱婚礼 everybody loves a wedding.
你能不能别再说这些了 Would you stop with that?
-总得拿出来讨论啊 -没这必要 - It needs to be discussed. - No, it doesn't.
我马上要生宝宝了 我不需要嫁给另一个巨婴 I'm having a baby, I don't need to marry another one.
我知道我现在还小 但你想想啊 I know I'm young now, but think about it--
等你人老珠黄那天 我就是你的性感小狼狗老公 when you're a dried-up old lady, I'll be your hot trophy husband.
也许她爸真该打死你这死渣男 Maybe her dad should put you down.
我就是觉得 I just think that
上帝会希望孩子在通过神圣婚姻结合的家庭里长大 God wants children raised within the bonds of holy matrimony.
玛丽 他们已经犯下一个人生大错了 Mary, they already made one giant mistake,
没必要再犯第二个 they don't have to make another.
这么说和我结婚是人生大错 So, marrying me was a mistake?
我不是说我们 是在说他们 I'm not talking about us, I'm talking about them.
我们都心知肚明你说的是谁 I think we all know who you're talking about.
你真想现在跟我吵架吗 You really want to do this now?
说实话 你真对你现在的人生满意吗 You're honestly happy with how your life turned out?
没有任何遗憾和后悔 You have no regrets?
那次"人生大错"给予了我们 That "giant mistake" gave us
这几个孩子 我深爱他们 our children who I love very much.
-那你的老公呢 -我也爱他爱得想死 - What about your husband? - Oh, I love him just fine!
好句啊 印到贺卡上吧 Oh, nice, put that on a Hallmark card.
你想要我说什么 What do you want me to say?
我希望你承认 这桩婚姻 I want you to admit that this marriage
并非那么地幸福美满 hasn't exactly been a bed of roses.
醒醒 没有任何婚姻是幸福美满的 Wake up, no marriage is a bed of roses!
-那我们做得太好了 -好到泪奔 - Well, then I guess we nailed it! - I guess we did!
还有 那孩子日后必须信奉浸信会 And that kid is gonna be Baptist!
曼蒂 庆幸来赴了这场鸿门宴吧 So, Mandy, glad you came?
他们要离婚完全说得通啊 Makes perfect sense, they're getting divorced.
如果真要离婚 我选择跟妈妈 If they do, I'm staying with Mom.
行 那我跟爸爸 That's fine, I'll take Dad.
如果他真患绝症死掉了 你就能独占大屋 And if he does die, you'll get the house to yourself.
你可以来我们家住 You can live with us.
没人快死掉 也没人要离婚 Nobody's dying, nobody's getting divorced.
除了你和爸爸 Except you and Dad.
闭嘴吃你的晚餐 Just eat your dinner.
不知道爸爸是不是也跟另一个女人搞外遇 I wonder if our dad met another woman.
没人搞外遇 你也给我安静吃晚餐 Nobody met nobody. You eat your dinner, too.
我爸跟另一个女人在一起了 她人很好 My dad's with another woman. She's nice.
吃晚餐 Dinner!
这晚餐要是加了热狗丁就完美了 Which would be perfect with little chunks of hot dog in it.
她叫玛莎·珍 Her name is Martha Jean.
比利 Billy!
她在美黑沙龙工作 She works at a tanning salon.
谢谢你过来吃饭 Thanks for coming.
今晚真是...好愉快 Yeah, it was great.
那我们再联系 Okay, so, I'll talk to you?
好啊 I guess.
你这是干什么 What are you doing?
给你个晚安亲亲啊 Giving you a kiss good night.
你给我的够多了 I think you've given me enough.
曼蒂 等一下 Hey. Mandy, hold up.
你给我消失 Go away.
很抱歉出现那么多争吵 Sorry about all the yelling.
他们总是这样吗 Are they always like that?
在外人面前不会 Not in front of company.
所以你已经算是我们家人了 So, it's kind of like you're already family.
我可真幸运 Lucky me.
说起这个 你准备几时告诉你家人 Speaking of which, when are you gonna tell your folks?
我打算等我妈说我发福过度 I was thinking about waiting until my mom
别再吃派时再坦白 tells me to lay off the pie.
反正你记住 Well, just remember,
有任何需要都可以找我 if you ever need anything, call me.
这种事我已经在我女儿身上经历过了 I've already been through this with my daughter,
所以我清楚哪些错误点得避开 so I know how to do it wrong.
谢了 Thanks.
连你都有抱抱 我却啥也得不到 You get a hug and I get nothing.
我知道那晚进行得不太顺利 I know it didn't go great the other night,
但我说的都是真心话 我会陪在你身边 but I meant what I said-- I'll be there for you.
-小乔治 我现在没空 -我是认真的 - Georgie, not now. - I'm serious.
我会跟你一起去上育儿课程 I'll go to baby classes with you.
你得学那种分娩呼吸法 You need to learn that breathing stuff.
一份炸鸡排 一份芝士汉堡 Okay, one chicken fried steak and a cheeseburger.
你不给他们添水吗 Ain't you gonna refill their water?
走开 Go away!
还有 你早上会孕吐 Also, you'll be throwing up in the morning--
我也能帮忙 I'm good with that.
你可能不知道 You may not know, but your feet
你的脚会水肿 奶子也会胀大 are gonna swell up, and your boobs.
你需要被按摩的部位我会好好地又按又摸 I'll rub whatever you need rubbed.
真是谢谢你啊 Good to know.
三号桌 取餐 Table three, order up.
要不要我帮你拿 Want me to get that?
毕竟你有孕在身 You know, in your condition.
小乔治 我自己能行 Georgie, I got it.
抱歉 我不会再烦你了 Sorry, I'll quit bothering you.
-好极了 -还有一件事 - Great. - Just one more thing.
我爱你 I love you.
什么 What?
你不用也说你爱我 You ain't got to say it back.
我没打算说 Yeah, I'm not gonna.
别忘了给他们添水 Don't forget their water!
我有新料 I have new information.
什么料 What is it?
我听见他们说到一个婴儿 I heard them talking about a baby.
天啊 Oh, my.
你知道那代表什么意思 You know what that means.
妈妈怀孕了 Mom's pregnant.
没错 Exactly.