《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
我怀孕了 I'm pregnant.
我听见他们说到一个婴儿 I heard them talking about a baby.
-天啊 -你知道那代表什么意思 - Oh, my. - You know what that means.
-妈妈怀孕了 -没错 - Mom's pregnant. - Exactly.
人人都爱婚礼 Everybody loves a wedding.
我马上要生宝宝了 我不需要嫁给另一个巨婴 I'm having a baby. I don't need to marry another one.
玛丽 他们已经犯下一个人生大错了 Mary, they already made one giant mistake.
没必要再犯第二个 They don't have to make another.
这么说和我结婚是人生大错 So marrying me was a mistake.
说实话 你真对你现在的人生满意吗 You're honestly happy with how your life turned out?
没有任何遗憾和后悔 You have no regrets?
你想要我说什么 What do you want me to say?
我希望你承认 这桩婚姻 I want you to admit that this marriage
并非那么地幸福美满 hasn't exactly been a bed of roses.
醒醒 没有任何婚姻是幸福美满的 Wake up. No marriage is a bed of roses.
-那我们做得太好了 -好到泪奔 - Well, then I guess we nailed it! - I guess we did!
你今天能带米希去上学吗 Can you take Missy to school today?
为什么 你明明顺路 Why? It's on your way.
我得把教堂公报送去印 I have to drop the church bulletin off at the printer.
那东西哪有人读啊 Nobody reads those things.
我知道我们现在有点两看相厌 I know we're not getting along right now,
但我们走进厨房时 but when we walk into that kitchen,
别让米希跟谢尔顿看到我们吵架 Missy and Sheldon do not need to see us fighting.
好啦 Fine.
那你会送她吗 So, you'll take her?
一切按您吩咐 亲爱的 Whatever you say, dear.
老爸老妈还在不愉快 Mom and Dad are still really upset.
很合理啊 她现在怀孩子太高龄了吧 With good reason. She's awfully old to be having a baby.
这是不是很危险啊 Is it really dangerous?
有现代医学其实不会 但如果发生在早年 Not with modern science, but back in pioneer times,
我们就得准备把她埋小溪旁了 we'd be burying her down by the crick.
我是想告诉你 他们已经很烦了 I'm just saying they're cranky enough,
你可别又给他们添堵 so don't be a pain in the ass.
我一直都是表现优良 I'm always on my best behavior.
你才是荷尔蒙乱飙的小炸药包 You're the hormonal firecracker around here.
谢尔顿 Sheldon.
它爆炸[喷水]啦 And thar she blows.
《白鲸记》 Moby Dick.
是本书 It's a book.
我的随身杯呢 Where the hell's my travel mug?
好像被小乔治拿走了吧 亲爱的 I think Georgie took it, dear.
那个小...乌龟蛋 That son of a gun.
米希 今天你爸爸载你去上学 Missy, your father's gonna take you to school today.
谢谢 父亲大人 希望不会太给您添麻烦 Thanks, Daddy. I hope it's not too much trouble.
乐意之至 我的小天使 No trouble at all, my little angel.
你为什么说他们在不高兴 Why'd you say they're cranky?
心情很好啊 They're fine.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
好的 你可以的 Okay, you can do this.
就直接告诉他 Just tell him.
没事吧 Everything okay?
什么 当然没事 你怎么来了 Oh! What? Yes. What are you doing there?
本来是来借订书机 没想到看到这场戏 I came for the stapler but stayed for the show.
我是要进去跟杰夫牧师说事情啦 Oh. Well, I was just going in to talk to Pastor Jeff.
那你进去吧 Then go.
-我要进去啦 -进去呗 - I'm going. - Do it.
我这就进去 I'm doing it.
你看 See?
非常有说服力啊 Very convincing.
请进 Come in.
怎么啦 What's up?
我有事情想跟您请教一下 I was hoping to get your take on something.
当然 Of course.
这不是我的事 This isn't really about me,
只是我最近遇到一个年轻女生 but I recently met a young woman
她怀了孕 但... who got pregnant, um...
是未婚先孕 out of wedlock.
了解 I see.
那孩子父亲还在吗 Is the young man in the picture?
还在身边 He is.
那只要他们赶在 Well, as long as they tie the knot
崽子呱呱落地之前结婚 "上头"不会怪罪的 before the bambino pops out, the big guy looks the other way.
是啊 懂 Right, right.
但那个女孩似乎并没有兴趣... But the woman isn't so keen on...
想要成家 knots or tying them.
那我怕她与孩子的日子会很难过了 Then I'm afraid she and that poor baby are in for a difficult time.
是啊... I know. Um...
那这对小情侣的父母呢 What about the parents of the young couple?
他们绝对没有给孩子灌输好正确的价值观 Well, they certainly didn't raise these kids with the right values.
我一周只能教育孩子一次 I only get them one day a week.
剩下的都靠他们爸妈 The rest of it's on Mom and Dad.
是啊 可不是吗 Right. Right.
可是... Oh. But, um...
那如果男方的家长 what if the boy's parents
是希望小情侣做正确的选择呢 did want to do the right thing?
这不能算是他们的锅吧 I don't see how it's their fault.
他们家的儿子不也是婚前性行为 Well, didn't the boy still have premarital sex
才让人家大了肚子吗 which led to pregnancy?
是啦 Yes.
这不得不让人疑惑 You have to ask,
他的父母之前怎么没管着呢 where were his parents?
这些都是好问题 These are all good questions.
现在来看看画面 朱迪 丽莎 Okay, let's take a look at the board now, Judy, Lisa,
看看本期《井字大富翁》 and see what subjects we're dealing with
都有哪些主题的题目 in this match of Tic-Tac-Dough.
知名金发妞 Famous Blondes,
冷知识大冒险 探索者 Trivia Dare, Explorers...
颜色 地质学 前十名 电影 ...Colors, Geology, Top Ten, Movies...
马上回来啊 主持人 I'll be right back, Wink.
-干嘛 -我们知道家里发生了什么事 - What? - We know what's going on at home.
我们得谈谈 And we need to talk.
我现在有要紧事在忙 I'm in the middle of something important.
我们也是 So are we.
我能进来吗 Um, may I please come in?
要干嘛 What's up?
为什么爸妈不跟我们说实情 Why won't Mom and Dad tell us what's going on?
可能有很多种原因啊 Well, there might be several reasons for that,
但我最先想到的一个理由 就是... but right off the top of my head, I'd say
关你们屁事 none of your damn business.
妈妈怀孕了 怎么就不关我们的事 Mom's having a baby, and that's none of our business?
你们以为发生了这个事吗 Is that what you think's going on?
-不是吗 -并不是 - Isn't it? - No.
那到底发生了什么事 Then what's going on?
关你们屁事 None of your damn business.
我们得谈谈 We need to talk.
有点忙 Kind of busy.
这很重要 This is important.
我今天去跟杰夫牧师聊了这"情况" I was talking to Pastor Jeff about our... little situation.
-你干嘛要告诉他啊 -他不知道是小乔治 - Why would you tell him? - He doesn't know it's Georgie.
但事情总有一天会传开 But people are gonna find out eventually,
我们肯定会被大家在背地里说闲话 and they're gonna judge all of us.
在乎别人说的闲话干嘛呢 Who cares what people think?
我就在乎啊 我们还得住在这呢 I care. We live in this town.
我可是在教会工作呢 I work at the church.
您好 Hello?
先跟你打招呼 双胞胎刚来过 Heads up. The twins were just here,
他们问了不少那件事的问题 and they were asking a bunch of questions.
那你没告诉他们吧 You didn't tell them, did you?
没有 但他们知道这件事跟婴儿有关 No, but they know there's a baby in the mix.
其实呢... 他们以为是你怀了孩子 Actually, they thought you were having it.
我的老天 Oh, Lord.
是啊 好啦 他们马上就会回到家 Yeah. Anyway, they're gonna be there any minute.
祝好运 Have fun.
又怎么了 What now?
我们到家啦 We're home.
我们想听到一些答案 And we want answers.
麻烦上门了 That.
在这呢 In here.
我们想知道到底发生了什么事 We want to know what's going on.
我们知道发生了一件跟宝宝有关的事 And we know it has something to do with a baby.
-我们也知道不是你怀了 -所以是谁的 - And we know it's not yours. - So whose is it?
这是私事 This is a private matter,
而且也跟你们俩无关 and it does not concern you.
是小乔治 It's Georgie.
-你怎么能肯定 -这下一切都说得通了 - You don't know that. - It all makes sense.
那天晚上你们去车库跟他谈话 You were talking with him in the garage the other night.
坊间传言他有在过性生活 And word on the street is he's sexually active.
恶心 Ew.
所以谁被搞大肚子了 So, who's preggers?
-对啊 谁 -好了 - Yes, who? - All right.
来开家庭会议 Family meeting now.
-交给你来办 -乔治 - I'll leave you to it. - George!
妈蛋 Fudge.
好啦 是的 你们的... Okay, yes, your...
哥哥要有孩子了 Your brother's gonna have a baby.
-跟谁啊 -她的名字叫曼蒂 - With whom? - Her name is Mandy.
她是那个比他大的姐姐 Ooh, she's the one that's older than him.
大几岁啊 How much older?
这不重要 That's not important.
-这表示肯定大了不少岁 -谢谢 - That means a lot. - Thank you.
-我有必要坐在这里听吗 -有 - Do I really need to be here for this? - Yes.
妈了个大蛋 Double fudge.
他们要结婚吗 Are they getting married?
-我们不知道 但应该会吧 -玛丽 - We don't know, but probably. - Mary.
这对他们还有对宝宝都比较好 It would be better for them and better for the baby.
对你也好 And better for you
这样你教会的朋友也不会发神经病 so your church friends don't get bent out of shape.
我们之后再谈这事情 We'll talk about this later.
又开了另一个下属事务委员会 有意思 Ooh, a subcommittee just formed. Exciting.
重点是 你们两个人 The important thing is, is that you both
都得守好这个秘密 need to keep this quiet.
这是我们的家事 This is family business.
我得守秘吗 我对这种事很不在行 I have to keep a secret? I'm not good at those.
这不是什么秘密 别人也不会问你 It's not a secret. No one's gonna ask you about it.
就是件不值得你一提的事情罢了 It's just a thing you don't need to bring up.
那要是我提了呢 But what if I do?
那要是你不说呢 What if you don't?
但我现在满脑子都是这件事 But now it's all I can think about.
万一我的嘴不受控制呢 What if my mouth loses control?
你是个十分守诺的人 对吧 You're good at keeping promises, right?
-非常 -那太好了 - Very. - Great.
那你许诺你不会告诉别人 Then promise you won't tell anybody.
这曲线救国的招数不错 但是呢... That's an interesting work-around. However...
-你不会告诉别人 -好啦 - You're not telling anyone. - Fine.
我要变成姑姑了 I'm gonna be an aunt.
感觉好怪啊 That's so weird.
再怪也没有谢尔顿叔叔怪 Not as weird as Uncle Sheldon.
是啊 我们还要成为爷爷奶奶了呢 Yeah, well, we're gonna be grandparents.
姥姥还要变成曾外祖母 And Meemaw's gonna be a great-grandmother.
感觉好老啊 That sounds so old.
求你转述给她听一遍 Please tell her that.
晚安啦 韦德 Good night, Wade.
安个鬼 我钱都输光了 It ain't good. I lost all my money.
你不好 我就好 Well, good for me.
对对对 Yeah, yeah.
曼蒂 还是我 Hey, Mandy. It's me again.
我就想关心一下你好不好 Just wanted to see how you were doing.
如果你有任何需要帮忙的 我随时在 If there's anything you need, I'm around.
收到请回电 Please call me back.
她不回你吗 She ducking your calls?
好像是的 Seems like it.
那你能理解她为什么不想跟你说话吧 Well, you understand why she might not want to talk to you.
我知道啦 Yes, I know.
我也想要弥补她啊 I'm trying to make up for it.
这或许就是那种补不回来的事情吧 This might be one of those things you just can't make up for.
这不公平啊 Ain't fair.
你还是抓紧时间长大吧 You better do some growing up fast,
"公平"早在你脱下裤子时 'cause "fair" left the building
就把你甩在九霄云外了 the second you yanked your pants down.
感谢你让我更糟心了 Thanks for making me feel worse.
随时效劳 Anytime.
中子与质子在氘中的 What is the angular momentum of the neutron and the proton
角动量是多少 inside deuterium?
真没人知道吗 No one? Really?
谢尔顿 Sheldon?
嗯 Yes?
中子与质子在氘中的角动量 What is the angular momentum of the neutron and the proton
是多少 inside deuterium?
L=0 Oh, um, "L" equals zero.
接近了 你漏掉了L=2的 Close. You're missing the four percent admixture
4%混合物 of "L" equals two.
抱歉 我有点走神 Sorry. I'm a little distracted.
这也是常有的事啦 总之... It happens. Anyway...
通常我都能答对 Normally, I would have gotten that right.
毫无疑问 总之... I have no doubt. Anyway...
只是我家发生了一些事 There are just some things going on at home,
但我不能说 and I'm not allowed to talk about it.
我们也不想听 And we don't want to hear about it.
并不是有人生病了 我怕你担心 I can tell you no one's sick in case you're concerned.
有人担心吗 Anyone concerned?
有就举手 Show of hands.
没有吗 那我继续了 No? Moving on.
所以我才会答错 That's why I got the answer wrong.
孩子 不过是犯了个小错 Son, it's just a mistake.
是人都会犯错 Everyone makes them.
像我哥小乔治搞大那女孩的肚子就是弥天大错 Like my brother Georgie did when he got that girl pregnant.
别说出来 别说出来 别说出来 Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it.
什么事 What?
我需要上洗手间 I need to use the restroom.
这里是大学 直接去不用问啦 This is college. Just go.
穿红T恤的 快把门锁上 You, red shirt. Lock the door.
敲敲门 Knock, knock.
你好 Oh, hi.
我就想来教教你 Just thought I'd show you
怎么一次就敲门成功 how to do it on the first try.
你没事吧 You all right?
没事 Um... Yeah.
就是烦恼些生活琐事 Just, you know, life.
我听人说过生活艰难 I've heard that can be rough.
如果你想找人聊聊 Well, if you ever want to talk or...
或是抽根烟 grab a smoke,
我随时都在 I'm around.
不用了 谢谢 I'm good, thanks.
不过 Although, um...
抽一根好像也没坏处 A cigarette doesn't sound bad.
我正盼着有人能帮我 I was hoping someone would help me
解决掉这一包 get to the end of this pack.
-之后我们就戒 -必须的 - Then we're quitting. - Absolutely.
-这是陋习 -太丑恶了 - It's a disgusting habit. - Filthy.
你肯定不相信我刚才听到的八卦 You are never gonna believe what I just heard.
说说看 Try me.
罗伊和球队后援会 Roy and the boosters
招待卡萨奇那的教练胡吃海喝了 were wining and dining that coach from Carthage.
我已经不在乎了 他尽管接手我的教职好了 I don't even care anymore. He can have my job.
如果你不在乎 为什么不能是我接任 Well, if you don't care, why can't I have it?
行啊 你上吧 Fine, take it.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
好到飞起 Oh, jim-dandy.
这次你是不是又要 Is this one of those times where you say
假惺惺说不想提 you don't want to talk about it,
结果又拉我去酒吧 and then you make me go to the bar,
逼我听你发牢骚 and then you talk about it?
不是 No.
好吧 All right.
我跟你说 I'm gonna tell you something.
本情绪垃圾桶在听 Lay it on me.
这事很严重 This is serious.
你绝不能外传 You can't tell anyone.
好 Okay.
小乔治搞大了一个女孩的肚子 Georgie got a girl pregnant.
我该说恭喜吗 Congratulations?
恭喜我有个傻逼儿子吗 谢了 On having a dope for a son? Thanks.
如果我说错了 我先道歉 Forgive me if I'm mistaken,
但你当年跟玛丽不也干了类似的蠢事吗 but weren't you a similar kind of dope with Mary?
那不一样 It's different.
小乔治比那女孩足足小11岁 Georgie's, like, 11 years younger than this girl.
确实不一样 That is different.
我们这边需要两杯烈酒 We're gonna need a couple shots over here.
之前我走神了 我再次道歉 Sorry again for being distracted earlier.
我也很抱歉你被锁在门外进不来 And I'm so sorry you got locked out.
我不知道怎么会这样 I don't know how that happened.
我哥哥搞大了一个女孩的肚子 My brother got a girl pregnant.
我妈妈想让我保证 My mom wanted me to promise
我绝不会说出去 但我没答应过她 I wouldn't tell, but I never did,
所以严格来说 我没有食言 so technically, I'm not breaking my word.
谁管你啊 I don't care.
谢谢你 但这是个秘密 Thank you. But it's a secret,
所以千万别告诉其他人 so please don't tell anyone.
-你没别的地方要去吗 -没有啊 - Don't you have somewhere to go? - No.
我能告诉你个秘密吗 Can I tell you something in confidence?
当然 Of course.
我儿子... Um, my son...
搞大了一个女孩的肚子 ...got a girl pregnant.
我猜这是个意外惊喜 对吗 Safe to assume this was a surprise?
的确又惊又喜 Oh, yeah.
我猜不是谢尔顿 对吧 And safe to assume it's not Sheldon?
你又猜对了 Also yes.
现在我妈妈希望他们结婚 Now my mom wants them to get married,
但那女孩似乎不愿意 but it doesn't sound like the girl's willing.
-你为什么还在跟我说 -因为我俩合得来啊 - Why are you still talking to me? - You and I just click.
那你现在心情如何 So, how are you doing with all this?
很失望 Disappointed.
愤怒 生气 害怕 Angry, upset, scared.
百感交集 懂了 So all the emotions. Got it.
我还担心 And I'm worried
如果他不娶这女孩 that if he doesn't marry this girl,
教堂会众会对我开炮 the congregation's gonna turn on me.
是有可能 They might.
但那是把人置于上帝之上 But that's putting man before God.
-什么意思 -你在乎人们的想法 - What do you mean? - Well, you're caring more
胜过上帝的想法 about what people think than what God thinks.
我并非更在乎 I'm not caring more.
只是我又不会在杂货店偶遇到上帝 I just don't have to bump into God at the grocery store.
祂老人家应该不需要亲自买日用品 I don't think he does his own shopping.
现在已经无所谓了 Well, at this point, it doesn't matter,
因为她不想结婚 because she doesn't want to get married.
如果你想 我可以去劝劝她 Well, I can talk to her if you want.
我很擅于跟年轻人沟通 I'm pretty good with young people.
她29岁了 She's 29.
我也很擅于跟同龄人打交道 Also pretty good with people my own age.
我们来做饭前祷告 Let's say grace.
主啊 感谢您赐予我们食物 Bless us, Lord, for the food we are about to receive,
请保佑准备食物的人 阿门 and bless the hands that prepared it. Amen.
阿门 Amen.
我告诉林克莱特博士小乔治的事了 I told Dr. Linkletter about Georgie.
你们为毛要告诉谢尔顿 Why'd y'all tell Sheldon?
他们没说 是本神探推断出来的 They didn't. I figured it out.
真好 现在全世界都知道了 Great. Now everyone knows.
哪有全世界那么夸张 Not everyone.
就我们和林克莱特博士 Just us and Dr. Linkletter.
就这些人吗 So, that's it?
其他人没说我八卦 Nobody else said anything?
很好 因为她家人还不知道 Good. 'Cause her parents still don't know,
如果泄露出去 and if this gets out,
就是火上浇油 她会更气 she's gonna be more pissed than ever.
不会有事的 Everything's gonna be fine.
快吃饭吧 Let's just eat.
我告诉我同学海瑟了 I kind of told Heather M. at school.
我有跟她说千万要保密 I told her to keep it a secret.
那你保密了吗 Did you keep it a secret?
没有 No.
太过分了 Unbelievable.
其实我今天在教会也告诉别人了 Actually, I told someone at church today.
我也告诉韦恩了 And I might have told Wayne.
你们有没有搞错啊 I can't believe y'all.
我说溜嘴不意外 但他们也泄密就太出人意料了 I know. You'd expect it from me, but from them, it's a shocker.
我不饿 I ain't hungry.
如果你还没告诉你爸妈 So, if you haven't told your parents yet,
我劝你还是快说吧 you might want to,
因为我家人已经昭告天下了 大家都知道了 'cause my family blabbed, and it's out there.
我知道你很生气 I know. I know you're angry.
我也很气啊 I'm angry, too.
求你别挂电话 Please don't hang up.
进来吧 Come in.
我想告诉你我很抱歉 Just wanted to say I'm really sorry.
算了 Forget it.
你已经有很多烦心事要处理了 You have so much to deal with right now,
我还让你雪上加霜 and I made it worse.
这事迟早也瞒不住 People are gonna find out eventually.
你觉得你们会结婚吗 Do you think you're gonna get married?
情况看起来不太妙 It ain't looking good.
你究竟想不想结婚 Do you even want to?
我是很喜欢她啦 Well, I do like her.
我也想做正确的事 And I'm trying to do the right thing.
不管正确是指什么 Whatever that is.
难以置信 你居然要当爸爸了 Can't believe you're gonna be a dad.
我也不敢相信 Join the club.
感觉很怪吗 Is it weird?
与其说怪 不如说是害怕 M-More terrifying than weird.
是吗 Yeah?
我不知道自己在干什么 I don't know what I'm doing.
万一我把孩子教坏了怎么办 What if I mess this kid up?
你不会的 You won't.
你确定吗 我是个高中辍学 You sure? I'm a high school dropout
住在爸妈车库的废柴 living out in his parents' garage.
她不希望我在她与宝宝前转悠也合理 Mandy's right to not want me around.
不 她错了 No, she's not.
能拥有你是她的幸运 She'd be lucky to have you.
孩子也一样 So will the baby.
别再让我哭了 Don't make me cry more.
对不起 Sorry.
以后我不会再对你说好听话了 That's the last nice thing I'll ever say to you.
你告诉韦恩时 他怎么说 Hey, what did Wayne say when you told him?
他很喜欢小孩子 所以他一直说 He loves babies, so he was all,
"这是上天给的礼物"之类的 "It's a blessing." Blah, blah, blah.
他也没说错 Well, he's not wrong.
他为什么是我的朋友 他跟你比较合拍 Why am I friends with him? You should be.
杰夫牧师听完有何反应 How'd Pastor Jeff take it?
我没告诉他 我跟罗伯牧师说的 I didn't tell him. I told Pastor Rob.
当然了 Of course.
-这话是什么意思 -没什么 - What's that mean? - Nothing.
到底怎么回事 What?
就是感觉你经常和罗伯牧师聊天 Just seems like you talk to Pastor Rob a lot.
我们是同事啊 Well, we work together.
你也常跟韦恩聊天啊 You talk to Wayne.
行吧 那罗伯牧师说了什么 Sure. And what did Pastor Rob say?
事实上他的话很有帮助 Actually, it was helpful.
他指出 He pointed out
我把凡人置于上帝之上了 that I was putting people before God
我不该担忧会众的想法 and that I shouldn't worry about what the congregation thinks.
那就是跟我说的一样啊 So, exactly what I said.
你只说了"谁在乎啊" 好吗 All you said was, "Who cares?"
下次我会记得加上上帝 那你就会留心听了 Next time, I'll stick God in there so you pay attention.
你去哪了 Where were you?
-找小乔治谈心 -他还好吗 - Talking to Georgie. - He okay?
我们分享了笑与泪 可温馨了 We laughed, we cried. It was nice.
琼 我是玛丽 Hey, Joan. It's Mary.
我就想确认一下 Just wanted to make sure
你记得今天有读经会吧 that you knew Bible study was today?
不会吧 Oh, no.
很遗憾听到这消息 I'm sorry to hear that.
苏珊 我是玛丽·库珀 Susan. Mary Cooper.
我打来是想问问你们没事吧 Just making sure everything's okay
因为你今天没来读经会 since you're not at Bible study.
当然了 没事 Of course. No problem.
我能理解 I understand.
我是玛丽 Hey. It's Mary.
你有时间聊聊吗 Do you have time to talk?
只要你需要 我随时奉陪 For you, always.