《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
你们的哥哥要有孩子了 Your brother's gonna have a baby.
他们要结婚吗 Are they getting married?
这对他们还有对宝宝都比较好 It would be better for them and better for the baby.
对你也好 And better for you
这样你教会的朋友也不会发神经病 so your church friends don't get bent out of shape.
有任何需要都可以找我 If you ever need anything, call me.
这种事我已经在我女儿身上经历过了 I've already been through this with my daughter, so...
所以我清楚哪些错误点得避开 I know how to do it wrong.
谢了 Thanks.
我还担心如果他不娶这女孩 I'm worried that if he doesn't marry this girl,
教堂会众会对我开炮 the congregation's gonna turn on me.
你好 琼 Hey, Joan.
我就想确认一下 I just wanted to make sure that
你记得今天有读经会吧 you knew Bible study was today.
苏珊 我打来是想问问你们没事吧 Susan, just making sure everything's okay,
因为你今天没来读经会 since you're not at Bible study.
当然了 没事 Of course. No problem.
我能理解 I understand.
我是玛丽 Hey, it's Mary.
你有时间聊聊吗 Do you have time to talk?
只要你需要 我随时奉陪 For you, always.
-给你 -你来啦 - Hey. - Hi.
-谢谢你跟我碰面 -小意思 - Thank you for meeting with me. - No problem.
我给你带了咖啡 还另外买了甜甜圈球安慰你 I got you coffee. You seemed upset, so, donut holes.
你要不想吃 我很乐意吃 Which I love if you don't want them.
-咖啡就可以了 -行 - I'm good with coffee. - Okay.
所以... 发生什么啦 So, what's going on?
就是... Well...
我担心的所有情况全都发生了 all the things that I was afraid of are happening.
打从小乔治的事情传出去 Ever since word got out about Georgie,
大家都取消来读经会了 everyone at my Bible study canceled.
首先呢 这情况我真是太为你难过了 Well, first of all, that sucks and I'm sorry.
但我也不意外啦 I also can't say I'm surprised.
我也不喜欢这宗教的这部分 This is the part of religion I don't like.
我知道小乔治犯了错误 I know Georgie made a mistake,
但我想 我们基督徒不应该要有原谅的心吗 but I thought, as Christians, we're supposed to forgive.
那我要问你个难题 Well, I'm gonna ask you a tricky question.
如果同样的事情发生在教会里的别人身上 If this were happening to someone else in the congregation,
你又会做什么反应呢 how would you respond?
好选择 Good choice.
吃了心情能好点 That'll help.
怎么了 What's going on?
没什么 就是有些小人在我背后 What's going on is people are talking about my brother
说我哥坏话 没种在我面前说 behind my back instead of saying it to my face.
她是在说小乔治 不是我 She's talking about Georgie, not me.
别人也在我背后议论我 People talk about me behind my back,
不过都是说我有多聪明 but it's about how smart I am.
我敢当你面说 I'll say it to your face.
你哥肯定要下地狱 Your brother's going to hell.
他才不会 No, he's not.
主要是因为地狱并不存在 Primarily because hell isn't real.
我妈妈说我们应该踢你们一家出教会 My mom said they should kick your whole family out of the church.
我一脚踢死你如何 How about I kick your ass.
有种你来啊 I'd like to see you try.
我也来帮她如何 How about I help her?
我去找罗伯牧师 How about I go get Pastor Rob?
你再多说我家人一句 我就让你知道厉害 Say one more thing about my family and see what happens.
一家下等垃圾白人 Y'all are white trash.
发生什么事啦 Whoa, what's going on here?
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
罗伯牧师应该马上就到了 Pastor Rob should be here any minute.
如果他尽忠职守没乱跑出教室 Maybe if he was in the classroom when he was supposed to be,
或许就不会发生 none of this would've happened.
米希打人你不能赖给他吧 You can't blame him for Missy punching someone.
他有及时让那孩子闭嘴 米希也就不用出手了 If he was there to shut that kid up, Missy wouldn't have had to.
主日学校不容许暴力存在 Sunday school is no place for violence.
那男孩的父母非常火大 The boy's parents are very upset.
我也很不爽啊 Yeah, well so am I.
抱歉我来迟了 Sorry I'm late.
您好 Hi.
我叫罗伯 幸会 I'm Rob. Nice to meet you.
真希望不是在这种情况下认识 Wish it were under better circumstances.
对哦 你们还没打过照面 Oh, that's right, you haven't met.
是还没 但我没少看到你 No. But I've seen you around.
我们要开始来处理问题了吗 So, shall we get to the business at hand?
当然 我们... Obviously, we're...
也对米希的行为感到很不好意思 mortified by Missy's behavior.
虽然感觉那死小鬼挺欠揍的 Even though it sounds like that punk had it coming.
他说的话是过分了 While his words were out of line,
这就得提到更大的问题 it brings us to the bigger issue,
那就是... which is...
大家开始在谈论小乔治的事了 people are talking about Georgie.
一帮多管闲事的疯教徒 Bunch of holy rollers with no lives.
我们这里是关系很紧密的社群 Well, we are a tight-knit community,
这就表示一个人发生的事 and sometimes that means what happens to one of us
会影响到所有人 affects all of us.
不管这关不关他们的事 Whether it's their business or not.
就如罗伯牧师开导我的 A-As Pastor Rob helped me realize,
如果大家立场对换 我或许也会在背后说三道四 if I were in their shoes, I would have been judgmental myself.
这事的确棘手 而且需要立刻处理 Well, it's a mess, and something needs to be done.
我很高兴听到你这么说 因为我在想 I'm glad to hear you say that, because
或许您可以在布道会上 I was thinking that maybe you could give a sermon
提醒各位教众 有关耶稣基督对于 reminding the congregation what Jesus said about,
批判别人与原谅的一些教导 um, judgment and forgiveness.
转危机为教育机会 我喜欢 Make it a teaching moment. I like it.
这也是一种做法 That's a way to go.
但我心里在想的是 But I was thinking,
你现在手头上有很多事 you've got a lot going on right now.
或许休息一段时间 好好处理家里的事 Maybe take some time off, focus on things at home.
等等 你是要炒了她吗 Hold on. Are you firing her?
没没没 只是去休个假 No, no, just a little leave of absence
等风波过去了再说 till things settle down.
-有必要这样吗 -我觉得有 - Is that really necessary? - I believe it is.
作为带领教会的人 As leaders of this church,
我们得遵守比别人更高的标准 we are held to a higher standard.
你是想请我们离开教会吗 Are you asking us to leave the church?
当然不是 Of course not.
你们这些人平常满嘴社群一家人 Y'all talk a big game about community, and then
一旦有什么事 立刻自扫门前雪 you just turn your back when things get a little messy.
好啦 大家冷静一下 Okay, let's just take a breath.
您慢冷 我们要走了 走吧 玛丽 You do that. We're leaving. Come on, Mary.
乔治 我们好好谈嘛 George, let's talk this through.
我听够这些鬼话了 I've heard enough.
我到车上等你 I'll be in the truck.
一定有别的办法吧 There must be another way.
没事的 我会... It's all right. I'll, um...
把办公室的东西收拾带走 ...clean out my office.
青豆
电影都是骗人的 揍人好痛 Movies lie. Punching people hurts.
你试试当挨揍的那个 Try being the punchee.
你这是怎么了 What happened to you?
没什么 Nothing.
她在主日学校揍了一个男生 She punched a boy in the face at Sunday school.
为什么 Why?
他说我们家坏话 He was saying crap about our family.
是关于我和曼蒂的吗 Is this about me and Mandy?
是啦 Yeah.
你不能到处揍人 You can't go around hitting people.
我总得做些什么啊 I had to do something.
-我也是 -你做了什么 - Me too. - What did you do?
我跑去跟身边最近的大人告状 I ran and told the nearest adult.
我不希望你为了我惹上麻烦 I don't want you getting in trouble for me.
但丹尼说你会下地狱 But Danny says you're going to hell.
我现在就身处地狱了 I'm there now.
答应我 Promise me.
好吧 Fine.
我知道你不会动手打人 And I know you ain't hitting nobody.
你说得很对 先生 You are correct, sir.
我们能谈谈吗 Can we talk?
当然 进来吧 Of course. Come in.
我跟爸妈说了孩子的事 So, I told my folks about the baby.
怎么样 And?
他们说我只能靠自己 They told me I'm on my own.
他们不想和我有任何瓜葛 They want nothing to do with me.
我很遗憾 Sorry.
再等等看吧 他们仍有可能回心转意 Give it a minute, they still might come around.
我都还没来得及说 孩子爹只有17岁 I didn't even get to the part where the father's 17 years old.
那下次还有好玩的猛料可爆 Something fun for next time.
加入个新教会就好了 玛丽 Just join a new church, Mary.
我们不能加入别的教会 We're not joining another church.
你认真的吗 我们刚才被那样羞辱 Seriously? After what we just went through,
你还想回去 you want to go back there?
我不知道 I don't know.
如果我们要改变信仰 我想推荐犹太教 If we're switching religions, may I recommend Judaism.
为什么 Why?
因为《星际旅行》柯克舰长和史波克的演员都是犹太裔 Both William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy are Jewish.
那又怎样 So?
这理由还不足够吗 Isn't that enough?
当初玛丽告诉我她怀孕时 When Mary told me she was pregnant,
我的反应跟你父母差不多 I reacted pretty much the same way that your folks did.
我现在感到惭愧 Not my finest moment.
我猜猜 他们结婚后 Let me guess, they got married
-你就突然接受了 -当然不是 - and suddenly you were okay with it. - Hell no.
我才不想我女儿嫁给 I didn't want my daughter to marry
那个又蠢又肥的男人 that fat dumbass.
我不该这么说他的 I shouldn't have said that.
-他是后来才发胖的 -我本来想笑 - He got fat later. - I'd laugh,
但想到我妈生完我弟 but my mom gained 70 pounds
肥了32公斤后 我就笑不出来了 when she had my little brother.
不过我跟你说 But I'll tell you something.
小乔治会陪在你身边的 Georgie's gonna be there for you,
不管你喜不喜欢 whether you like it or not.
你可能不知道 你的脚会水肿 You may not know, but your feet are gonna swell up.
奶子也会胀大 And your boobs.
你需要被按摩的部位我会好好地又按又摸 I'll rub whatever you need rubbed.
我有意识到 I'm getting that impression.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
-回你房间去 -别骂她 玛丽 - Go to your room. - She's fine, Mary.
她得受到惩罚 She needs to be punished.
因为她维护我们吗 For what-- sticking up for us?
她在教会揍了一个男孩 She punched a boy in church.
我回房间行了吧 I'll just go to my room.
你别动 你在看什么 Hey, don't you move. What are you watching?
-MTV台 -那就看MTV台 - MTV. - Watch MTV.
-乔治 -我不会因为她做了正确的事而惩罚她 - George. - I'm not punishing her for doing the right thing.
采取暴力永远不占理 Violence is never the right thing.
不好意思 这里是怂货加州吗 I'm sorry, are we in California?
把电视关掉 Turn that off.
你真觉得我爸妈会回心转意吗 So, you really think my folks'll come around?
我不认识他们 I don't know 'em,
但小婴儿对大人有神奇的魔力 but babies have a magical power over people,
特别是对姥爷姥姥 especially grandparents.
小乔治出生时你就是这感受吗 Is that how you felt when Georgie was born?
我对他是一见钟情 Oh, it was love at first sight.
17年后他就搞大了我的肚子 And then 17 years later he got me pregnant.
这茬你会提一辈子 是吗 You're not gonna let that go, are you?
对 Nope.
你真要在车上阅读吗 宝贝 Should you really be reading in the car, baby?
-我没事 -你确定吗 - I'll be fine. - You sure?
到时又不是你来清理 You're not the one who'll have to
吐在后座的燕麦粥 clean up the oatmeal back there.
我说了我没事 I said I'll be fine.
再说你该担心的是我刚吃的蓝莓 And it's the blueberries you should be worried about.
有人闹情绪啊 Well, you're in a mood.
可能是因为家里争吵不停 Maybe because there was so much bickering going on at home
导致我无法学习吧 that I couldn't study.
真抱歉啊 我们家的问题 Oh, I'm sorry if our family problems
妨碍你做作业了 are getting in the way of your schoolwork.
我接受你的道歉 I accept your apology.
没错 吐的是蓝莓 Yep, blueberries.
你要去哪 Where you going?
我有事要做 I got stuff to do.
什么事 Like what?
反正有事 Just stuff.
你中途能买点东西给我吃吗 Well, can you stop and get me something to eat?
-不行 -为什么 - No. - Why not?
因为我有事要做 'Cause I got stuff to do.
但你不肯告诉我是什么事 Which you won't tell me.
因为不关你的事啊 'Cause it's none of your damn business.
是不是违法的 Is it illegal?
我才不陪你玩这游戏 小乔治 I'm not gonna play this game with you, Georgie.
告诉我第一个字就行了 Just give me the first letter.
再见 Goodbye.
求求你 走吧 Please, leave.
这些人迷失方向了 These people are so lost.
稍等 Just a minute!
罗伯牧师 Uh, Pastor Rob.
你还好吗 You okay?
不小心吞了一颗薄荷糖 Um... swallowed a Tic Tac.
我几乎闻不到你身上的烟味呢 Well, I can barely smell the smoke at all.
你来有什么事 What are you doing here?
那天最后闹成那副局面 我不放心 I just didn't like the way things went down the other day,
所以来看看你 and I came to check on you.
你真好心 Aren't you kind.
我能进来吗 Can I come in?
当然 请进 Oh, yeah, of course.
我看看 Okay...
婚姻状况 marital status.
单身 Single.
少管闲事 Mind your own business.
父亲姓名 Name of father.
我不能写"小乔治" 听起来他只有11岁 I can't write "Georgie," It sounds like he's 11.
乔治·马歇尔·库珀 George Marshall Cooper.
他中间名是马歇尔 我都不知道 Marshall? I didn't know that.
他还能给你惊喜 不是很棒吗 Isn't it nice he can still surprise you?
付款方式 Payment method.
没看见"空头支票"这个选项 Don't see an option for "bad check."
你没有健康保险吗 You don't have health insurance?
我连车险都没有 I don't even have car insurance.
没有车险怎么开车 How do you drive without car insurance?
慢点开咯 Slowly.
不用操心钱的事 我帮你付 Don't worry about the money. I got you.
我不能叫你帮这种忙 I can't ask you to do that.
你没问 我主动给你的 You're not asking, I'm offering.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我就知道 I knew it.
你来这干什么 What are you doing here?
你又来这干什么 What are you doing here?
我叫她来陪我的 I asked her to be here.
你叫她都不叫我 So, her and not me?
是啊 Yeah.
别逼我过去打烂你们八卦的嘴脸 Don't make me come over there.
你怎么跟踪我的 How did you follow me?
不难啊 从太空都能看见你那辆黄色丰田 Wasn't hard. You can see that yellow Toyota from outer space.
是马自达好吗 It is a Mazda.
这也是我的孩子 This is my baby, too.
我应该参与其中的 I think I should be a part of this.
你已经"帮忙"搞大肚子了 给我滚 You did your part, now git.
曼蒂 拜托了 我想帮你 Mandy, please. I want to help.
他可以留下 He can stay.
谢了 Thanks.
我能做什么 What can I do?
无事可做 Nothing.
无所事事是我的专长 I can do that.
我努力想集中心思 我需要帮助 I was struggling to focus and needed help.
幸好学校有个人 Luckily, there was someone on campus
总能让我依靠 听我诉苦 I could always count on to lend a friendly ear.
可以说是我第二个妈 A second mom, if you will.
又要干嘛 What now?
你说过如果我有麻烦 You said if I ever had a problem,
可以来找你 你会帮我解决 I could come to you and you'd fix it.
我几时说过这种话 When did I say that?
1991年9月13日 September 13th, 1991.
你当时刚吃完罂粟籽贝果 You had just eaten a poppyseed bagel
牙缝还卡了一粒罂粟籽 and had one stuck in your teeth.
那我姑且就相信你吧 I'll take your word for it.
就卡在这儿 It was right here.
你怎么不抓狂 我看见都抓狂 How did it not make you crazy? It made me crazy.
你到底有何事 What do you want?
我的家要散了 My family's falling apart.
我很遗憾 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Uh...
你想要我做什么 what do you want me to do?
挽救我家 Fix it.
真不敢相信教会居然背弃我们 I just can't believe the church turned its back on us.
教会也许是 但上帝没有 The church may have, but God didn't.
我现在感觉不到祂的存在 I don't feel His presence right now.
那我们邀请祂加入 Well, let's invite Him to join us.
好吧 Oh, ok-okay.
天父 在这困难时期 Heavenly Father, we ask for Your guidance
我们祈求您的指引 in these troubled times. Please,
请您照看玛丽·库珀 watch over Mary Cooper
和她的家人 and her family,
让她知道纵使这孩子是私生子 let her know that though this unborn child is
他或她仍是您创造的奇迹 out of wedlock, he or she is a miracle
理应得到庆祝 in Your creation and should be celebrated as such.
阿门 Amen.
-什么情况 -祈祷 - What's going on here? - Uh, uh, praying,
-我们在祈祷 -就祈祷没干别的 - we're praying. - Just praying.
你怎么没上学 Why aren't you in school?
你叫我别揍其他人 所以我走了 You told me not to punch anyone else, so I left.
那... Well...
回房间去 go to your room.
我该走了 I should probably go.
当然 Uh, of course. Um...
谢谢你特地过来 thank you for stopping by.
不客气 谢谢你的茶 Of course. Thank you for the tea and, uh...
再见 Bye.
曼蒂 医生可以见你了 Mandy, the doctor'll see you now.
你要去哪 Where do you think you're going?
去见医生啊 Going to see the doctor.
你没份 Not you.
为什么 我可是孩子的爸爸 Why not me? I'm the dad.
小乔治 拜托你别当众一哭二闹 Georgie, please don't cause a scene.
好吧 All right.
我在这里等你 I'll wait here for you.
我是孩子的爸爸哦 I'm the dad.
我知道我已经能坦然接受嘲讽 I know I'm opening myself up for cheap shots, but
但我在考虑要不要买顶遮秃假发 I'm thinking about getting a rug.
现在叫毛发管理 Oh, they're called hair systems now.
我哥刚买了一顶 My brother just got one.
他从光头摇身一变成长发飘飘的歌手瑞克·詹姆斯 He went from bald to Rick James like that.
我只是想重返情场 I'm just trying to get back out there
头顶多点毛不是坏事 with the ladies. Wouldn't hurt having something up here,
-女士们激动时可以揪着 -挺好的 - you know, for them to hold on to. - Good for you.
不过如果是真命天女就不会在意 Although the right gal wouldn't care.
头顶不用抹防晒霜的男人就别说风凉话了 Says the man who doesn't have to put sunblock on his head.
你今天和乔治联系过吗 Hey, you heard from George today?
乔治 库珀吗 没有 George. Cooper? No.
-你呢 -没有 - You? - No.
我本来还希望他能一起来 Hoping that he would join us.
他正闹家变呢 Well, he's going through a tough time at home,
你就放过他吧 you got to cut him a little slack.
你们演完了吗 Are you done?
我不知道 你说呢 I don't know. What do you think?
-我还想再演一会 -我也是 - I can keep going. - Me too.
你有没有想过 谢尔顿怎会如此聪明 You ever wonder how that Sheldon kid wound up being so smart?
你意思是有个天才披萨外卖小哥 Oh, you mean like was there a genius pizza delivery guy
或邮差出了一分力 or mailman in the mix?
-没错 -你们够了啊 - Exactly. - All right, that's enough.
郑重声明 我爷爷是个聪明人 And for the record, my grandfather was a brilliant man.
联合发明了交通锥标 Co-invented the traffic cone.
以前是木头做的 他改成了橡胶 Used to be wood, he made it rubber.
是真的 That's right.
-你要去哪 -回家 - Where you going? - Home.
聚会很愉快 改天再约一次 This was fun, let's do it again sometime.
吃屎吧 Kiss my ass.
我们有没有让他情绪好些 Think we cheered him up?
当然有啦 Oh, yeah.
我希望是男娃 不过只要孩子健康 I'm hoping for a boy, but as long as it's healthy,
就够了 that's all that matters.
你怀的是男是女 What are y'all having?
你今天过得怎么样 How was your day?
棒极了 你呢 Swell. You?
你懂的 Oh, you know,
有点无聊 因为不用上班 a little boring not having work to go to.
我倒想跟你交换 Yeah, well, I'll trade you.
对了 罗伯牧师来过 Oh, Pastor Rob dropped by.
他来干嘛 Why?
就是来看看我们怎么样了 Just seeing how we were doing.
你是指来看看你怎么样了 You mean to see how you were doing.
-你这话是什么意思 -得了吧 玛丽 - What's that supposed to mean? - Come on, Mary, you...
你骗不了任何人 you're not fooling anybody.
我们只是祈祷 We were just praying.
现在用"祈祷"来暗指那回事了吗 Is that what we're calling it?
是的 因为单纯就是祈祷 Yes, because that's what it was.
好 All right.
我受够了 I've had enough of this.
你去哪 我在做晚饭 Where are you going? I'm making dinner.
或许罗伯牧师会吃掉 Yeah, well, maybe Pastor Rob'll eat it.
乔治 George!
喂 Hello?
库珀太太 我是琳达·哈格迈尔 Mrs. Cooper, it's Linda Hagemeyer.
没出什么事吧 Is everything okay?
我还指望你能告诉我呢 Well, I was hoping that you could tell me.
谢尔顿刚才来过我办公室 Uh, Sheldon was in my office earlier
他对家里的情况很担忧 and was pretty upset about the situation at home.
他跟您说什么了 What did he tell you?
没说多少 只说了 Nothing much, really, just
他父母经常吵架 that his parents are fighting all the time,
他哥哥搞大了一个女孩的肚子 his older brother got a girl pregnant
他妹妹在主日学校揍了一个小男生 and his sister punched a little boy in Sunday school.
就是... Oh. Well...
这几天发生了挺多事 ...it's been a busy couple of days.
生活就是糟心事一桩接一桩 Just, you know, life-- one thing after another.
说得太对了 Oh, ain't that the truth.
总之 Anyway, I'm sure
你一定清楚鄙校投资了很多 that you know this university has invested quite a bit
在谢尔顿的前途上 in Sheldon's progress, and, uh, well,
我不是要挑你毛病 not to be critical, but...
不过 他也没跟你抱怨过我啊 he didn't come to you complaining about me.
什么意思 What are you saying?
你是说 Are you saying that I'm not
我这个当妈的失职了吗 doing a good job as his mother?
我可是拼尽全力在维持这个家 Because I am doing the best that I can to hold this family together,
我受够了所有人都在指责我 and I am tired of everyone blaming me.
我恨不得坐上车 I have half a mind to get in my car and drive until
一路朝远方飞驰 到新地方 I run out of road and then start my life over again
改名重新开始新人生 with a different name.
好吧 也行 Okay. Sure.
所以 So, uh...
听起来一切在你掌控之中 sounds like you've got a handle on this.
和你聊天很愉快 祝你有开心的一晚 So good to talk to you. Um, have a lovely evening.
您也是 You too!
没事的 It's okay.
爸爸呢 Where's Dad?
他... Well...
他要工作到很晚 He had to work late.
小乔治 你今天过得好吗 Georgie, how was your day?
其实挺好的 Pretty good, actually.
我和曼蒂去看宝宝大夫了 Me and Mandy went to the baby doctor.
她居然想要你陪她去 She actually wanted you there?
一开始不想 但她被我烦得同意了 Not at first, but I wore her down.
我们来做饭前祷告 Let's say grace.
等一下 安全第一 Hang on, safety first.
你什么时候才能克服这种无谓的恐惧 When are you gonna get over that?
我还以为近期发生的事件会让你重视保护措施 I would think recent events would make you value protection.
够了 Enough.
主啊 感谢您赐予我们食物 Bless us, Lord, for the food we are about to receive
请保佑准备食物的人 and bless the hands that prepared it.
请您保佑妈妈 And bless Mom.
谢谢你 阿门 Thank you. Amen.
-阿门 -阿门 - Amen. - Amen.
她就是准备食物的人 She's the hands that prepared it.
你的祝福是多余的 Your blessing is redundant.
闭嘴开饭吧 Let's eat.