《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
-乔治 -罗伊 - George? - Roy.
你现在在这里工作吗 You work here now?
是啊 毕竟你跟后援会的其他人 Yeah, just nights and weekends since you and the boosters
通通都想我下岗 are gunning for my neck.
怎么了 What's going on?
我怀孕了 I'm pregnant.
大家开始在谈论小乔治的事了 People are talking about Georgie.
或许休息一段时间 好好处理家里的事 Maybe take some time off. Focus on things at home.
你是要炒了她吗 Are you firing her?
-有必要这样吗 -我觉得有 - Is that really necessary? - I believe it is.
我听人说过父亲们是真正的超级英雄 I've heard people say fathers are the real superheroes.
我爸爸不会飞 My dad couldn't fly
折不了钢铁 你也不会想看他穿紧身衣 or bend steel, and you would not want to see him in Spandex,
但就像超人一样 But like Superman,
他也有自己的"孤独堡垒" he had his Fortress of Solitude.
我能再来一杯吗 Can I get another?
你好啊 乔治 Hey, George.
这下好了 Great.
好啦 别这样嘛 Come on, now, don't be like that.
我请你喝一杯啤酒吧 Let me buy you a beer.
我才不要你送啤酒 也别跟我假客套 I don't need your beer and don't act like we're friends.
敦亲睦邻嘛 Just being nice.
拉倒吧 你想让我丢工作 Right. You try to get me fired,
现在再请我喝杯啤酒就万事大吉了吗 and then buy me a beer, and everything's good.
乔治 George,
整个小镇都知道你带的队伍惨不忍睹 the whole damn town knows your team's a disaster.
是吗 Is that so?
要我发起个民调吗 Should I take a poll?
你还是滚回去自己的桌子吧 You should go back to your table.
我并不想补失意倒地的人一脚 I don't want to kick a man when he's down.
我才没倒 Oh, I ain't down.
我不想说 I hate to tell you.
但你就是啊 But, yeah, you are.
你赶紧跑就对了 Yeah, you better walk away.
这就是为什么 This is why the only bar
我唯一会泡的"吧" 是苹果店的"天才吧" I frequent is the Genius Bar at the Apple Store.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
这是什么 What is that?
被虫咬了吗 A bug bite?
您好 请容我自我介绍 Hello, allow me to introduce myself.
小人姓痤名疮 I am Acne Vulgarus.
坊间人称青春痘 More commonly known as the pimple.
老实说 这两个名字听起来都令人不适 Frankly, neither name paints a very pretty picture,
但脓疱的人生就是如此 but such is the life of a pustule.
这位是我的多年同事 And this is my longtime colleague,
脓汁 Pus.
我们的到来通常伴随着丑陋与不适 Now, we're usually associated with, uh, ugliness and discomfort,
但我想申诉 我们应该代表着成长 but I would argue we're actually a symbol of growth.
在本次案例中 谢尔顿迈入... In this case, Sheldon Cooper's ascent--
或者说跌入... 成年期 or descent-- into adulthood.
而我们就像是标示牌 Kind of a signpost that says,
"欢迎来到青春期" "You are now entering puberty."
你进入 青春期啦!
就像这样 Yeah, like that.
看起来不像是虫咬啊 Doesn't look like a bug bite.
应该是长青春痘吧 It's probably a pimple.
不可能 我才不长那玩意呢 It's not, I don't get those.
你们也能猜到 我们青春痘 As you might expect, we pimples are not
并不喜欢爆破之类的事物 very fond of popping things,
但我马上要去戳破这小男孩的幻想泡泡 but I was about to burst this young man's bubble.
没错 就是痘 Oh, yeah, that's a zit.
-才不是 我卫生习惯无懈可击 -痘 - No, it's not. My hygiene is impeccable. - Zit.
每个人迟早都会有这天的 宝贝 Everybody gets 'em sooner or later, baby.
我才不是凡夫俗子 I'm not everybody.
从来没有人乐意见到我 No one is ever happy to see me.
我的心理治疗师说那是他们的问题 不赖我 My therapist says that's their problem, not mine.
但说实话 But, honestly,
心真的会痛 it hurts.
脓汁 Pus?
这应该是可以畅所欲言的安全空间 This is supposed to be a safe space.
我昨晚遇到罗伊了 So I ran into Roy last night.
然后呢 Okay.
感觉我差不多要卷铺盖了 Sounds like I'm done here.
-他这么说了吗 -基本上吧 - He said that? - Basically.
估计找了卡迪基大学那个教练吧 It's probably that coach from Carthage.
其实呢... Actually...
不是这样 it's not.
怎么了 What's going on?
他们找了我 I got offered the job.
韦恩 Wayne.
我还没给答复呢 I-I didn't answer yet.
我想先跟你沟通过再回复 I wanted to talk it over with you first.
有什么好沟通的 你想要接对吧 What's to talk about? You want it, right?
是啊 但是... Well, yeah, but...
我不想背着你答应 but not behind your back.
我来帮你省点麻烦吧 I'll make it easy for you.
这一点都没有省麻烦啊 That did not make it easier.
早啊 乔治 Morning, George.
我知道发生什么了 I know what's going on.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我尽力帮你争取过了 I did everything I could.
-你知道我是支持你的吧 -对对对 - You know I'm on your side. - Yeah, right.
我们还是希望你带完今年 We still want you to finish out the year.
我才不要 我不干了 I'm not doing that. I quit.
别这样嘛 乔治 Come on, George.
我有任何机会能保住工作吗 Is there a chance I keep my job?
没有 No.
那好歹让我按自己的方式走吧 Then at least let me leave on my own terms.
行吧 All right.
我要一瓶啤酒 I'll take a beer.
庆祝赢钱吗 Celebrating a win?
不 我输一早上了 No, I've been losing all morning.
再多喝几瓶 你就看开了 Couple more of them, you won't give a crap.
希望吧 Let's hope.
你在搞什么鬼 What the hell are you doing?
赚外快啊 Making extra money.
你疯了吗 Are you crazy?
你是想害我们被警察一锅端吗 You're gonna get us all arrested.
你不是已经贿赂警察了吗 You're paying off the cops, ain't you?
那是赌博的部分 你无证卖酒 For gambling. You start selling liquor without a license,
绝对会出事 you're asking for trouble.
我要有孩子了 得多赚钱 I'm having a baby. I need cash.
去找别的门路 Well, think of something else.
那我能涨薪吗 Well, can I have a raise?
你是把卖的酒都喝了吗 Are you selling that or drinking it?
拿来 Give me that.
怎么已经喝完了 How is this empty already?
那是我的午饭 It was my lunch.
这... This is...
就是青春痘罢了 just a pimple.
你怎么能肯定不是水痘 Well, how can you be sure it isn't chicken pox?
或者天花 或者猴痘 Or small pox? Or monkey pox,
我知道听起来像编的 但它如假包换 which I know sounds made-up, but is very real.
你最近有接触过猴子吗 Have you been near any monkeys?
没有 No.
试试过氧化苯甲酰 药房就能买 Try benzoyl peroxide. It's over the counter.
糟糕 Oh, no, not...
是过氧化苯甲酰 benzoyl peroxide.
我要融化啦 I'm melting!
可省省吧 Give me a break.
但长青春痘是进入青春期的表现 But a pimple is a sign of puberty, and I'm
但我并没出现其他特征 比如长胸毛或腋毛 showing no other indicators. No armpit or chest hair,
我对异性的兴趣也还是几乎没有 and I have so little interest in the opposite sex,
我甚至都没怎么注意到你是女性 I barely noticed you're a woman.
谢谢啊 Thank you.
你怎么这个点回家了 What are you doing home?
我辞职了 I quit my job.
什么 为什么啊 What? Why?
学校找了韦恩来接教练职位 The school offered it to Wayne.
我才不要坐在那里等铡刀落下 I wasn't gonna sit around waiting to get fired.
你还好吗 You doing okay?
不好啊 玛丽 当然不好 No, Mary, not really.
我们这两个失业人正站在这间 We're standing here without jobs in a house
贷款还没付完的房子正中央 we're not done paying for.
你好歹还有在体育用品店打工不是吗 Well, you're still working at Ballard's, right?
那薪水哪够付房贷啊 That ain't gonna cover the mortgage.
我们以前也碰到过难关 We've been through tough spots before.
我们会迎刃而解的 We'll figure it out and...
虽然我知道你不会想听接下来这句 I know you don't want to hear it,
但我也一直有在为我们祈祷 but I've been praying on this...
你猜对了 我还真不想听到 You're right. I don't want to hear it.
林克莱特博士 我能跟你谈谈吗 Dr. Linkletter, may I speak with you?
我如果说不行 你会走吗 If I say no, will you leave?
不会 No.
那还问了干嘛 Then why even ask?
礼仪嘛 It's called manners.
找我有何贵干 What do you want?
我想跟你谈谈青春期的事 I was hoping we could discuss puberty.
容我戳破你的希望 拒绝 Then allow me to dash your hopes. No.
但我觉得我好像进入了 我想跟你聊聊 But I think I may be entering it, and I would like to talk about it,
男人与茁壮成长中的男生间的对话 man-to-blossoming-young-man.
你难道不会更想与你父亲 Wouldn't you rather talk to your father
同学或任何一个我之外的人谈吗 or a schoolmate or literally anyone else?
但你经历过一次 But you went through it once.
的确 那可能是很久很久以前 Sure, it was a long, long time ago,
但我想基础部分应该没有什么变化 but I'm assuming the basics haven't changed.
你稍等 Hold that thought.
好了 有什么问题吗 Okay, so, what's the problem?
我想跟林克莱特博士谈青春期 I wanted to talk with Dr. Linkletter about puberty.
而我想避免诉讼 And I wanted to avoid litigation.
如果我们不能卖啤酒 那香烟呢 Hey, if we can't sell beer, what about cigarettes?
我们能赚钱 还能减少别人 We could make money and keep people
离开去买烟的机会 from leaving to go buy more.
这主意还不错 That's not a bad idea.
我可以去超市买几条烟 I could go down to Walmart, buy some cartons.
拆开来疯狂加价卖 We could mark 'em up like crazy.
让我回想起我年轻时 Reminds me of when I was young
我们也会开车穿过边界 and we used to go down across the border
去墨西哥买便宜的烟 and get 'em cheap in Mexico.
多便宜啊 How cheap?
考虑少付的税与汇率 Well, between the taxes and the peso,
基本就不要钱 practically nothing.
那就这么干吧 Let's do that.
我才不要大老远开去墨西哥 I'm not driving to Mexico.
不用你去 我去就行 I don't need you. I'll go.
所以我该开去哪里 Where do I go?
-我才不告诉你 -为什么啊 - I'm not telling you. - Why?
因为你在我国就是个蠢货 'Cause you're dumb in this country.
鬼知道你去别国会变啥 God knows what you are anywhere else.
行 那我就一路向南 Fine. I'll just head south
开到哪就是哪 and see where it takes me.
我真没想到你居然知道是在南边 I'm impressed you knew it was south.
万一它很痒 会让我不停想它呢 But what if it's scratchy and it's all I can think about?
就只是腋毛罢了 It's just armpit hair.
我都还没长呢 Well, I don't even have it yet
它就已经在蚕食鲸吞我的思绪 and it's already consuming my thoughts.
好了 谢尔顿 你是个聪明孩子 All right, Sheldon, you are a smart kid.
你不可能不知道有一天一定会发生吧 Now, you had to know that this was gonna happen eventually.
我现在是个聪明孩子 但我一年后会变什么呢 I'm a smart kid now, but what will I be in a year?
聪明的少年嘛 A smart young man.
然后是聪明的成人 And then a smart adult.
开始得烦恼钱与婚姻冲突 With money problems and marital strife
以及你所能想出的每个问题 and every other problem you can think of.
我估计会长出个啤酒肚 I'll probably have a beer belly.
或姜汁啤酒肚 Or root beer belly.
好啦 谢尔顿 All right, now, Sheldon...
当个大人也不全是坏处啊 being a grown-up isn't all bad, right?
的确啦 你的... I mean, yeah, sure, your...
你的身体各方面开始衰退 you know, your body starts to fall apart.
但有一个窗口 大概是在22岁 But there is a window at about, mm, 22
那段日子 一切都是... where everything's just... mwah.
当我22岁那会儿 Oh, when I was 22,
我还是个健壮的金发美少年 I was a strapping blonde oak of a man.
当我走过街上时 到处有人为我倾倒 I'd walk down the street, you could hear the knees buckle.
如果我能回到那时候 If I could go back,
我一定时时刻刻都穿着比基尼 I would wear nothing but a bikini, 24-7.
我的脑子在巅峰状态 My mind was a steel trap.
圆周率能随便背个25位数 I could rattle off pi to 25 places.
到今天 Today...
我都不确定我早上车停哪了 not sure where I parked.
我有一次去法国玩了一个月 I once went to France for a month
就是跟我在机场酒吧碰到的帅哥 with a man I met in the airport bar.
虽然错过了祖母的葬礼 但... Missed my grandmother's funeral, but...
哎哟喂 ooh, la-la.
光阴似箭啊 It all went by so fast.
过去太快了 Too fast.
我是青春期新手 I'm new to puberty.
你们这是对上眼了吗 Is this sexual tension?
给你 Here.
这是什么 What's this?
分类广告 Classifieds.
开始吧 Let's do this.
当真吗 Really?
是啊 我们可以坐在这生闷气 Yeah, we could sit here and sulk
也可以努力找工作 or we can find jobs.
拿起笔 把适合的工作圈起来 Now, pick up that pen and start circling.
好吧 All right.
看有什么工作招人 Let's see what we have here.
找到一个 Here's one.
要求有大学学历 College degree required.
我不会打字 I can't type.
-我会啊 -你一分钟能打90字吗 - I can. - 90 words a minute?
继续找 Let's keep looking.
事实上 我敢说我能比你更快找到工作 In fact, I bet I find a job faster than you can.
走着瞧 We'll see about that.
我们怎么会任何工作都不符资格啊 How are we not qualified for anything?
还是有一两个符合条件的 Well, there were a couple.
我才不会去废车场 I'm not gonna be night security guard
当夜班保安好吗 乔治 at the junkyard, George.
你倒是可以 You can.
你明知道我容易打瞌睡 You know I get sleepy.
我早上去接你 行吗 So I'll pick you up in the morning?
别太早 我得先遛米琪 Well, not too early. I have to walk Mitzy.
你的狗吗 Your dog?
我老婆 她新换了人工髋关节 The wife. She got a new hip,
医生说她得多运动 and the doc says she needs to keep it moving.
我还是得知道你家地址 Well, I still need your address.
木槿公寓4244号 4244 Hibiscus Court.
什么情况 What's going on here?
韦德要和我一起去墨西哥 Wade's coming with me to Mexico.
为什么 Why?
因为要开很长时间的车 It's a long drive.
而且他懂几句西班牙语 And he knows a little Spanish.
系呀 Si.
是吗 Okay.
你准备在哪买烟
系呀 Si?
你会送命的 You're gonna get yourself killed.
我没别的选择 I got no choice.
我的孩子马上要出生了 I got a kid coming.
如果你下定决心要去墨西哥 我跟你一起去 If you're hell-bent on going to Mexico, I'm going with you.
我要坐副驾 Shotgun.
没你的份 韦德 You are not coming, Wade.
瞭了吗 Comprende?
系呀 Si.
有好消息哦 Hey, good news.
我刚去戴维森超市买杂货 I was picking up some groceries at Davidson's.
发现他们在雇人 They're hiring.
对你来说挺好啊 Yeah, well, good for you.
我也给你拿了申请表 I got an application for you, too.
-我不可能去超市打工 玛丽 -为什么 - I'm not working at a supermarket, Mary. - Why not?
因为我曾是高中橄榄球队主教练 'Cause I was head coach of the high school football team.
怎么能干这种把杂货装入袋的活儿 I'm not bagging people's groceries.
这工作不偷不抢的 乔治 It's an honest job, George.
很丢人好吗 It's embarrassing.
养活自己家人是丢人的事吗 It's embarrassing to provide for your family?
丢人是因为我拼命工作了那么多年 It's embarrassing that I busted my ass all these years,
却沦落至此 and this is where I am.
我和你共进退啊 I'm right there with you.
我也失业了 I lost my job, too.
是啊是啊当然一样了 Yeah, it's exactly the same.
你知道你是什么货色吗 You know what you are?
我不会说出口 但你心里清楚 I'm not gonna say it, but you know.
怎么回事 What the hell?
救命 Help.
-发生了怪事 -我现在没空理你 乔治 - Something weird's going on. - Not now, George.
我得给孩子们准备好午餐 送他们上学 I have to finish making the kids' lunches, get them
然后去找新工作 to school, and then go looking for a new job.
但我变成爸爸了 But I'm turning into my father.
我才没时间听你正在经历的危机 I don't have time for whatever crisis you're going through.
再说了 你为什么还穿着这身制服 And why are you still wearing that uniform?
你都不在那里工作了 You don't even work there anymore.
可能是因为其他衣服还没被洗干净吧 Well, maybe nothing else was clean.
你是成年人了 不会自己洗衣服吗 You're a grown man-- you can wash your own clothes.
你俩别吵了行吗 Would you two quit fighting?
又不是只有你们家遇到困难 You ain't the only one with problems.
真要命 你怎么总赖在我们家 For God's sakes, why are you always here?
-别凶她 -你对我就超凶啊 - Don't be mean to her. - You're mean to me.
我只是来给你们送信的 死胖子 I'm just dropping off your mail, fatass.
全是缴费单哦 And it's nothing but bills.
刚看完婴儿医生回来 Just got back from the baby doctor.
曼蒂怀的是三胞胎 见鬼了 Mandy's having triplets. Dang it.
我们该怎么如何是好 How we gonna handle all this?
谢尔顿只能退学 I guess Sheldon's gonna have to
去找工作了 drop out of school and get a job.
听说煤矿在招人 I hear the coal mine's hiring.
那工作对他来说太脏了吧 Ain't that too messy for him?
那孩子迟早得长大 接受社会的毒打 The boy's got to grow up sometime.
说得太对了 Ain't that the truth.
他都冒了丑兮兮的大红痘 He's got that nasty pimple,
离长大成人也不远了 so he's well on his way.
这话题很沉重 Heavy stuff.
但就像毛毛虫 But like a... caterpillar
蜕变为蝴蝶 transforming into a butterfly,
过程中难免有些尴尬事 things need to get a little weird along the way.
大家怎么可能会不喜欢我们 How can people not like us?
这表演多精彩啊 That was awesome.
脓汁愿意接小孩派对的表演活动哦 And Pus is available for children's parties.
我讨厌你 I hate you.
你最好是有急事 This better be an emergency.
我的痘痘迫使我开始担忧未来 My pimple has me concerned about the future.
死不了人就不是急事 Not an emergency.
晚安 Good night.
但我们是双胞胎 有特殊的情谊 But we're twins and we have a special bond,
所以你不能在我危难之时无视我 so you can't ignore me in my time of need.
看好了 Watch me.
我很害怕 And I'm scared.
可恶 Damn it.
你在烦恼什么 What's the problem?
我的童年要结束了 My childhood is ending.
那又怎样 So?
你看我们身边的人 全都苦不堪言 Look at everyone around us-- they're all miserable.
爸爸妈妈失业了 Mom and Dad are unemployed.
他们无时无刻不在吵架 They're constantly fighting.
小乔治要当爸爸了 Georgie's having a child.
首先 永远不会有冤大头给你生猴子 First of all, no one's having a kid with you, ever.
话别说太满 毕竟我拥有出众才智 Don't be so sure. With this intellect,
这种遗传基因会很抢手 my genetic material will be a hot commodity.
我对生小孩也是你这感受 That's how I feel.
你为什么不担忧未来 How does the future not concern you?
可能是因为我有向往的事 I guess there's stuff I'm looking forward to.
比如什么 Like what?
约会 Going on dates?
无聊 Boring.
开车 Driving.
吓人 Scary.
结婚 Getting married.
希望是嫁给香草冰[嘻哈歌手] Hopefully to Vanilla Ice.
你想嫁给冰淇淋吗 You want to marry a snow cone?
谢尔顿 你一定也有迫不及待想去做的事 Sheldon, there has to be stuff you're excited to do.
当然有 拿到博士学位 Of course. Getting my PhD,
获得诺贝尔奖 winning the Nobel Prize,
和质子教授见面 getting to meet Professor Proton,
和斯蒂芬·霍金共事 working with Stephen Hawking.
那当你开始焦虑不安时 Okay, so, when you start to get upset,
就想想这些事 focus on that stuff.
可是 But...
假如我长大后 这些都没有实视呢 what if I grow up and none of those things ever happen?
你只能反复尝试过才知道结果 All you can do is try and find out.
这是科学方法的基本原理 Those are the fundamentals of the scientific method.
这还用你说 No doy.
香柏木箱的真正零售价是 The actual retail price of the cedar chest
六百美元... is $600...
-我买了今天的分类广告 -好棒哦 - I got today's classifieds. - Great.
-你想看看吗 -并不想 - Want to look through them? - Not really.
你打算一整天就干这个吗 Is this what you're gonna do all day?
我晚点会去巴拉德店里上班 I got a shift at Ballard's later.
你能放过我了吗 Can you get off my back?
好吧 Fine.
我去找工作 I'm gonna go find a job.
你就坐在这 You just sit there
-自怨自艾吧 -已怨 - and feel sorry for yourself. - Done.
你将要玩弹珠游戏... You are going to play Plinko...
弹珠游戏耶 Ooh, Plinko.
等我们上了281高速 Once we hit 281,
就是一条直路通往边境 it's a straight shot to the border.
这一切太疯狂了 It's all crazy.
你指什么事 What is?
一年前我还是个无忧无虑的少男 A year ago I had nothing to worry about.
根本不知道之后会有多惨 I had no idea how good I had it.
假如一年之后 Well, what if a year from now
更灾难 it's a disaster,
现在相比起来都算快乐呢 and this looks good?
我没被安慰到 That's not helping.
淡定啦 有一天你会到我这年纪 Oh, relax, someday you'll be my age,
孩子全长大成人 日子又会好起来的 your kids'll be grown up, all be good again.
但那是50年后的事了吧 But that's, like, 50 years from now.
是啊 老娘等超久了 Yeah, I waited a long time for it.
所以你就别逼逼了 So quit your bitching.
我喜欢这首歌 Ooh, I love this song.
♪ 为狂野欲望所束缚 ♪ ♪ Bound by wild desires ♪
Ring of fire - Johnny Cash
♪ 我跌进了火圈 ♪ ♪ I fell into a ring of fire ♪
我的人生都乱套了 你还有心情唱歌 My life's falling apart and you're singing?
♪ 我跌进了燃烧的火圈 ♪ ♪ I fell into a burning ring of fire ♪
♪ 我一路坠落 ♪ ♪ I went down, down, down ♪
♪ 火焰越窜越高 ♪ ♪ And the flames went higher ♪
♪ 越烧越猛 ♪ ♪ And it burns, burns, burns ♪
♪ 火圈在哪里 ♪ ♪ That ring of fire Where? ♪
♪ 火圈 ♪ ♪ The ring of fire ♪
玛丽 你好 Oh, hey, Mary.
如果你来找你妈 今天不是她球队的比赛日 If you're looking for your mother, her league's not today.
其实我是来找你的 Actually, I'm here for you.
为什么 Why's that?
我在分类广告看到你想找人帮忙 I saw in the classifieds that you're looking for help.
我想申请职位 I would like to apply.
你怎么会想在这工作呢 You don't want to work here.
我这可有个酒吧 I mean, there's a bar.
上帝痛恨酒吧 God hates that.
耶稣把水变成红酒 Jesus turned water into wine.
我想祂老人家不会有意见的 I think he'd be cool with it.
这份工作其实挺无聊的 Well, you know, it's... it's actually a pretty boring job.
主要是管理工资和记账 It's mostly payroll and bookkeeping.
我在教会就是干这个的 That is exactly what I did at the church.
甚至可以说正是我的强项 In fact, you might say it's right up my alley.
我说不好 玛丽 I don't know, Mary.
我们是邻居 We're neighbors.
扯上金钱关系真的好吗 Is this a good idea?
老实说 Honestly...
我的生活在分崩离析 everything is falling apart.
我只是需要一件好事发生 I just need one good thing to happen.
我觉得我们应该去急诊室 Maybe we should go to the emergency room.
不过是颗痘痘 挤掉就好啦 It's just a pimple. Pop it.
不行 No.
我来挤 I'll do it.
我最喜欢看到脓溅到镜子上 I like when it hits the mirror.
别动哦 Now hold still.
我们和谢尔顿相处的时间似乎已到尾声 It seems we've reached the end of our time with Sheldon.
但这不是真正的告别 But it's never truly goodbye.
关键时刻我们还会回来的 We'll be back in moments of stress.
比如重要考试日 Like a big test.
或是我个人最喜欢的 Or my personal favorite,
全校集体照日 school picture day...
你今天过得怎么样 How was your day?
糟透了 Awful.
不过 Oh. Well...
我有好消息哦 I have good news.
我正需要点正能量 I could use it.
我在保龄球馆找到工作了 I got a job at the bowling alley.
和布兰达共事吗 Working with Brenda?
每天都一起 Every day.
这真是... That is... really...
-天大的好消息 -是呀 - really good news. - Mm-hmm.
喂 Hello.
乔治 我是康妮 Hey, George, it's Connie.
什么事 What's up?
我和小乔治在边境遇到点麻烦 Georgie and I ran into a little problem at the border.
什么边境啊 What border?
美墨边境 The Mexican one.
我们被捕了 We got arrested.
-什么 -谁打来的 - What? - Who is it?
我妹妹鼓励我坦然接受青春期 My sister encouraged me to embrace adolescence
将之视为科学发现的旅程 as a journey of scientific discovery.
我面对着一个全新的青少年世界 I stood before a whole new teenage world of music,
充斥着音乐 潮语 甚至还有穿衣风格 slang words and even clothing styles.
很时髦吧 Pretty groovy, huh?
我会不会酷到没朋友啊 Wow, I might look too cool.