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《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
我们家到底怎么了啊 What is happening to our family?
翻译 道德破坏赛太公 油腻希
妈妈被教会踢出去了 Mom, getting kicked out of the church.
小乔治未婚得子 Georgie having a baby out of wedlock.
我们真的是垃圾白人之家呢 We really are white trash.
校对 霸道校对赛太公
但教会依然是你的家人 But the church is still your family.
我不愿看到你离主而去 I'd just hate to see you walk away from the Lord.
后期 灰灰是菇凉 时间轴 加森
感觉是祂离我而去了 Feels like he's walking away from me.
总监 新浪微博@赛太公
你有在找新教会吗 You looking for a new church?
还没呢 Not yet.
我能看出你有改信天主教的潜质 'Cause I can see you going Catholic.
你身上有一股"看破红尘 投身修女"的气息 You got a "get thee to a nunnery" vibe.
老妈 你不是吧 Oh. Mom. Really?
《热情的大丰收》 Passion's Harvest?
女主的名字叫热情 The main character's name is Passion.
她继承了她爸爸的农场 She's inherited her daddy's farm,
而马厩里有一匹"猛马" and there's a stud in the stable.
这剧情也太糟糕了吧 Oh, that's terrible.
你读完再来告诉我到底有多"糟糕" Read it, then tell me how terrible it is.
我才不要读这种垃圾文学 I'm not reading this trash.
你真的就以貌取人 以皮论书了呗 So you're literally judging a book by its cover?
好吧 All right.
我服了 容我一读 Fine. I'll give it a look.
你为什么把这么多页都折记号了 How come you've dog-eared all these pages?
到时候你就知道了 You'll see.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
从伦理上来说 科学是否存在不可逾越的界限 Ethically, can science ever go too far?
只因为我们有能力做到 Just because we can do something,
就代表我们一定得将其实现吗 does that mean we should do something?
是的 Yes.
我还没说完呢 I haven't finished.
抱歉 您继续 I'm sorry, go on.
伦理上来看 科学该有界限吗 Ethically, should science have any limitations?
不应该 No.
有意思 Interesting.
那你觉得克隆人如何呢 What about human cloning?
复制更多的我吗 多多益善啊 More of me? Yes, please.
那如果其他人也都会倍增呢 Well, what about more of everyone else?
别了吧 谢了 No, thank you.
那恐龙呢 What about, uh, dinosaurs?
草食恐龙没问题 肉食恐龙算了吧 Herbivores, yes. Carnivores, no.
那些能把你像虫子一样一脚踩扁的草食恐龙呢 Well, what about the herbivores who can squash you like a bug?
有道理 不要恐龙了 Good point. No dinosaurs.
所以克隆生物是不合伦理的 So, cloning is unethical?
对 Right.
但如果我们是克隆爱因斯坦呢 But what if we were to clone Albert Einstein?
那真是天大的喜事啊 That would be swell.
总有一天我肯定是会需要一个小帮手的 At some point, I'm going to need a sidekick.
所以现在克隆又合乎伦理啦 So, cloning is ethical?
对 因为爱因斯坦不像恐龙 Right, because Albert Einstein, unlike the dinosaur,
不会伤害任何人 harmed no one.
爱因斯坦的发现协助创造后来的原子弹 I think the victims of the atomic bomb,
我猜弹下亡魂应该会对复不复制他投反对票 which his discoveries helped create, might disagree.
所以正确的答案是什么呢 So, what's the right answer?
这就是我们今天上课的原因 要来寻找答案 That's why we're here, to find that out.
你直接告诉我们答案不就好了吗 Why don't you just tell us?
-那你怎么不回答呢 -我先问的你 - Why don't you? - I asked you first.
那我再问你 禁止长捉 You're it, no backsies.
You can't judge a book by it's cover - Willie Dixon
这是什么垃圾啊 This is such trash.
♪ 你不能光看树来评断苹果甜不甜 ♪ ♪ You can't judge an apple by looking at a tree ♪
♪ 你不能光看蜂来评断蜂蜜甜不甜 ♪ ♪ You can't judge honey by looking at the bee... ♪
热情 别在马厩里吧 Oh, Passion, not the stable.
马才在里面"搞"这种事 That's where the horses do their business.
♪ 你不能看封面来评断书好不好 ♪ ♪ You can't judge a book by looking at the cover ♪
一整夜不停吗 谁想要这么累啊 All night long? Who wants that?
谁在里面 Who's in there?
我 Uh, me.
我很快就出来 I'll just be a minute.
我真的要憋不住了 I really need to go!
厕所还能两个人挤吗 It's occupied!
♪ 我看起来像个农人 但其实我是爱人 ♪ ♪ I look like a farmer... But I'm a lover... ♪
我能写出比这更好的东西 I could write a better book than this.
妈 Mom!
你来干嘛 What are you doing here?
我去超市买东西 顺便给你带了点东西 I was at the grocery store and I picked some things up for you.
谢谢 但我自己能买 Thanks, but I can buy my own groceries.
我知道 但你一人吃两人补嘛 I know, but you're eating for two.
我觉得我应该帮帮忙 I thought I should help out.
三种腌菜吗 Three kinds of pickles?
大家都知道孕妇就爱吃这种东西 Everybody knows pregnant ladies like those.
谢谢你啊 我已经吐够多了 Okay, I'm throwing up enough as it is.
为什么里面这么暗啊 Why is it so dark in there?
没什么原因 No reason.
怎么还点蜡烛了 你在约会吗 What's with the candles? Are you on a date?
你觉得我会穿成这样跟人约会吗 You think I'd dress like this on a date?
我觉得你这样也很好看啊 I think you look good.
并不好看 而且就算我在约会 Well, I don't, and if I was on a date,
你也没有资格过问 it'd be none of your business.
那到底为什么家里黑灯瞎火 Then why are you sitting in the dark?
好啦 也不是什么大事 Okay. It's not a big deal.
我这个月电费有点没钱交 I was a little short on the power bill this month.
怎么会这样 How come?
当服务员与孕吐这两件事合在一起 Well, waiting tables and morning sickness,
你猜结果会如何 not a great combination.
从收到的小费就能看出来 Definitely got reflected in my tips.
不用担心 Don't worry.
我会帮你付电费让你家里有电 I'll pay to get your power turned back on.
我不需要慈善救济 我能自己解决 I'm not a charity case. I can figure this out on my own.
但你连电视都不能看了 But you can't even watch TV.
-这过的是什么悲惨人生啊 -真的没事 - What kind of life is that? - It's fine.
我能听到邻居的吵架声 跟电视差不多精彩 I can hear the neighbors fight. That's almost as good as TV.
来 东西就给你啦 Hmm. Well, I'll leave you with this.
里面有冰激凌 There's some ice cream in there.
你可能得先解决掉它们 You might want to make that a priority.
好 晚安啦 Okay. Good night.
我给你买了有三种口味的那种综合冰激凌 I got you the kind with three different flavors
因为我不知道你喜欢哪种口味 'cause I didn't know what you liked.
-再见 -是巧克力 香草与粉色口味 - Bye. - It's chocolate, vanilla and pink.
第一章 Chapter one.
马莉踏进酒吧的那一刻 她感受到全场对她的瞩目 When Marie stepped into the bar, she knew she looked good.
不是无礼的淫邪眼神 But not in a vulgar way,
比起盯着露出的美好 更多是对衣袍底下的遐想 more for what she didn't show than what she did.
-你好啊 美人 -你好 - Well, hello. - Hi.
我叫大灰 Dusty.
这才不是名字 That's not a name.
这是没人打扫的房子称呼 That's a poorly kept house.
你母亲叫你什么 What's your mother call you?
达辉 Dustin.
我喜欢 I like that.
美人芳名 And you are?
-马莉 -马莉 - Marie. - Marie.
你喝什么呢 马莉 What are you drinking, Marie?
干马丁尼 A dirty martini.
是吗 怎么"干" Really? How dirty?
很猛的那种 Very.
-谢尔顿 -斯特吉斯博士 - Sheldon? - Dr. Sturgis.
我觉得我写不了这作业 I don't think I can do the assignment.
为什么呢 Why not?
任何伦理议题 选好一边立场 然后报告啊 Just pick either side of any ethical argument and present it.
但我怎么知道该选哪个议题呢 But how do I know which argument to present?
任何你想要的议题 Any one you want.
那我怎么知道该选哪一边呢 And how do I know which side to take?
你想要的任何一边 Any side you want.
但我想选择对的那边 But I want to take the right side.
或许并不存在对的那边 Maybe there is no right side.
太折磨人了 这绝对不道德吧 This is torture, and that can't be ethical.
这就对啦 你选出了一个议题 There you go! You picked a subject.
而且选了边 And a side.
太好了 折磨是不道德的 Oh. Good. Torture is unethical.
这绝对是对的一方 That's clearly the correct position.
我同意 I agree.
但如果城市的地下藏了一个炸弹 But what if there's a bomb hidden underneath the city
而唯一找出来正确地点的方式 and someone says that the only way to find out its location
就是折磨犯人呢 is through torture?
请回答 Answer that.
我想想 Let's see.
蝙蝠侠行事按哥谭法则 绝对会严刑拷打 Batman plays by Gotham City rules and would use torture,
但超人就很按中西部传统保守价值观 but Superman's got those Midwest values.
我恨伦理题 I hate ethics!
没在这里见过你呢 Haven't seen you here before.
我只是个路过这里的过客 Well, I'm just passing through.
今晚 我在此处 Tonight, I'm here.
明天 谁知我在何方 Tomorrow, who knows.
缘份令我们相会 今晚必定要"功德圆满" Guess we'll have to make the most of tonight, then.
看来是的 I guess so.
你说... What do you say...
我们离开这里可好 we get out of here?
你有什么计划呢 What do you have in mind?
不知道啊 I don't know.
或许我们可以去散散步 I was thinking maybe we take a walk.
你再跟我多说说你的梦想与抱负 You can tell me more about your hopes and dreams.
巨细无遗 从上... What's going on in here...
到下 and all the way down here.
你真的会想听吗 You really want that?
真正地了解你 To know who you really are?
这是这世上我最想要的事 There's nothing I want more.
要命了 Oh, my.
你好 Hi.
稀客稀客啊 Hey. This is a surprise.
抱歉没打招呼就来 Sorry to just drop in.
没 完全没关系 No. No, it's okay.
等我... Let me just...
抱歉啊 Sorry.
我的打扫女工今天还没来上班 The cleaning lady didn't come today.
-你妈妈吗 -好哏 - Your mother? - Good one.
所以有什么事吗 So, what's going on?
你还记得我跟你说我自己能解决吗 So, you know how I said I had everything under control?
-记得 -情况有变 - Yeah. - Things have changed.
我不只是交不起电费 I wasn't just short on the power bill.
我也交不起房租 I was also short on the rent,
我现在还没地方住了 and, uh, now I'm short on a place to live.
没事啊 欢迎你住过来 Oh, okay, well, you're welcome to stay here.
我的车库 就是你的车库 Mi garage, su garage.
-我就暂住一阵 -想住多久都行 - It'd just be for a little while. - Stay as long as you need.
你东西在车里吗 我去帮你搬吧 You got stuff in your car? Should I go get it?
这个嘛... Yeah, about that, um...
我的东西全被我房东锁在公寓里了 All my stuff's in the apartment and my landlord padlocked it.
这样太过分了吧 That ain't right.
他说等我付清房租就让我进去拿 He said when I pay the back rent he'll let me in.
管他的 我去帮你拿东西 Hell with that, I'll go get your stuff.
你要怎么拿 How are you gonna do that?
不用你担心 你自己找舒服的地方坐 Don't you worry about it, make yourself comfortable.
好吧 Okay.
你饿吗 Oh, you hungry?
想吃点罐头通心粉吗 You want some SpaghettiOs?
抱歉 我太失礼啦 I'm sorry, that was rude.
给你放了干净的汤匙 There's your clean spoon.
-我能转台吗 -我正在看这台呢 - Can I change the channel? - Well, I'm watching this.
我好怀念你有正经工作常不在家的日子 I miss when you had a real job and were gone more.
你们能帮忙我的作业吗 Can you two help me with my homework?
我没听错吧 Did I hear him right?
没听错 他来搬救兵了 Yeah, he asked for help.
-而且是帮忙他的作业 -对啊 - With his schoolwork? - Yep.
-你认识他多久了 -打从我自娘胎出来 - How long have you known him? - All my life.
-他有寻求过帮助吗 -从未有过 - Has he ever asked for help? - No.
-好了没 -你等等 - Hello. - Hang on.
他是不是想整我们啊 Is this some kind of prank?
这不是整人 我只是作业有地方需要帮助 It's not a prank. I just need help with my homework.
-是有恶霸抢走了你作业吗 -不是 - Did a bully take it from you? - No.
还是作业很重 你需要有人帮忙搬 Is it real heavy? You need help lifting it?
不是 我需要你们在伦理难题上给意见 No, I need your opinion on an ethical dilemma.
机器人应该跟人类平权吗 Should robots have the same rights as humans?
看情况 That depends.
"伦理"是什么意思 What's "ethical" mean?
别开枪 我不是贼 Don't shoot! I'm not a robber!
慢慢转过身来 Turn around real slow.
这速度怎么样 我还能再更慢 How's this? 'Cause I can go slower.
你选错地方了 年轻人 You picked the wrong apartment, little man.
这不是208室吗 Ain't this 208?
这里是207室 It's 207.
我来错了公寓 I'm in the wrong apartment.
我刚刚才这么说 I just said that.
我能解释 I can explain.
我女朋友 其实她不是我女朋友了 My girlfriend-- well, she's not really my girlfriend,
她怀了我的孩子 but she's having my baby.
她欠租被赶走 She got evicted,
我是来帮她拿回行李的 and I came to get her stuff.
你说的是曼蒂吗 Are you talking about Mandy?
对 Yes.
你就是那个搞大她肚子的傻逼 You're the dumb bastard that knocked her up?
对 就是我 不是贼 是傻逼 Yes, that's me! Not a robber, dumb bastard!
我去 Aw, hell.
把手放下来吧 Put your hands down.
我不会开枪打你的 I ain't gonna shoot you.
我看到她门上的锁了 I saw the padlock on her door.
对 她所有家当都在里面 Yeah, and all her stuff's in there.
我来帮她拿出来 I came to get it for her.
我喜欢那女孩 I like that girl.
她是个好姑娘 She's a good one.
我同意 I agree.
那你为什么不跟她结婚 Why don't you marry her?
我想娶她啊 但她不想嫁我 I'm trying. She don't want to.
你以为帮她拿回牙刷就能让她改变心意吗 So, you think getting her toothbrush's gonna change that?
总不会有坏处吧 Couldn't hurt.
我可以走了吗 So, what do you say, can I go?
可以啊 Yeah.
谢谢你 大哥 晚安 大哥 Thank you, sir. Good night, sir.
很抱歉打扰你了 大哥 Sorry to bother you, sir.
小伙子挺好的 Nice kid.
幸好我没一枪打死他 Glad I didn't kill him.
有时我觉得 我活到这把年纪 Sometimes I feel like, at my age,
早该看透人生了 I should have everything all figured out.
但我并没有 But I don't.
没人能看透人生 Nobody has it all figured out.
你有没有害怕过 You ever get scared?
当然有 时刻都感到害怕 Oh, yeah. All the time.
比如此刻 I mean, like right now, I...
我就怕你会不喜欢我 I'm scared you won't like me.
大灰 Oh, Dusty.
你完全不用担心这一点 You don't have to worry about that.
你保证吗 You promise?
上帝可以作证 With God as my witness.
那希望祂老人家现在没在看 Well, I hope he's not watching right now,
因为我要吻你了 'cause I'm about to kiss you.
你在写什么 What you writing?
就是列一下 Oh. Uh, just making a list of chores
要干的家务活儿 that need to get done.
听起来不太有意思 Well, that doesn't sound like fun.
其实 Well...
有一件活儿很有意思 one of them is.
我会去修雨水槽的 I'll get to the rain gutters.
你只用... You just got to...
什么情况 What's happening?
你来卧室就知道有什么情况了 Why don't you come to the bedroom and find out?
今天真神奇 Weird day.
你潜进公寓 有没有遇到麻烦 Did you have any problems getting into the apartment?
没有啊 No.
进出都没有爬错窗口 In the right window, out the right window.
轻而易举 Easy peasy.
你的裙子那些可以挂在杠铃上 You can hang your dresses and whatnot on the barbell.
太洋气了 Fancy.
先把话说清楚 So we're clear, uh,
虽然我们一起睡觉 just 'cause we're sleeping together
但不代表会一起"睡觉" doesn't mean we're... "sleeping" together.
我明白 I understand.
如果你想 你可以睡床 我打地铺就好 If you want, you can take the bed and I'll sleep on the floor.
我不能得寸进尺 Oh, I can't ask you to do that.
没事 我有睡袋 而且我还年轻 It's okay. I got a sleeping bag, and I'm young.
我们一起睡床吧 但你的手不准乱摸 We'll share the bed, just, uh, keep your hands to yourself.
反过来也一样 你也管好你的手 Works both ways. You keep your hands to yourself.
我能管好 I'll manage.
如果你情难自禁 我也没有意见啦 Well, if you find you can't, that's okay, too.
对了 上厕所怎么解决 Hey, uh, what's the bathroom situation?
我有付房租 你可以使用屋子里的卫生间 Oh, I pay rent. You can use the one in the house.
那就好 我还担心你会叫我尿在那个洗手池里 Good, I was afraid you were gonna say that sink.
洗手池 The sink?
那多恶心啊 That's kind of gross.
我出去一下 I'll be right back.
看来你只能当回单纯的洗手池了 Looks like you're just a sink again.
乔治 Oh, George.
你喜欢这招吗 Mm, you like that?
我爱死了 I love that.
要不把灯关了吧 How about we turn the lights off?
快去 Yes, please.
好痒 Tickles!
出去 你出去 Get out. Get out.
怎么了 What?
我要用洗手池 I'm using the sink.
太好了 Sweet.
-早安 -早上好 - Good morning. - Morning.
有人来过夜啦 Did someone have a sleepover?
曼蒂会在我那暂住一阵子 Mandy's gonna be staying with me for a little bit.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
不是你想的那样 It's not like that.
我也没说是啊 Didn't say it was.
你去坐吧 我给你做炒蛋 Go ahead and take a seat, I'll make you some scrambled eggs.
你几时学会烹饪鸡蛋了 Since when do you make eggs?
我当然会做鸡蛋 I can make eggs.
他不会做鸡蛋 He can't make eggs.
其实我有点反胃 Actually, my stomach's a little queasy.
我吃点烤吐司就行了 How about just some toast?
好啊 我可以烤吐司 Great. Toast, I can do.
各位家人早上好 Good morning, everyone.
侄手足家长 Niblingo.
你说什么 I'm sorry, what?
这是我想出来的敬称 It's an honorific I came up with to
用来形容怀了我未来侄子或侄女 describe a woman who's carrying my future niece or nephew
但和我没有姻亲关系的女性 but is not related to me by law.
你记得我们家的奇葩谢尔顿吧 You remember Sheldon.
永生难忘 I do.
就是说 Yeah.
你在这里太好了 I'm glad you're here.
我有个关于机器人伦理的问题 I have a question about robot ethics
希望你能帮我解答 I was hoping you could help me with.
谢尔顿 别烦她好吗 Sheldon, leave her alone.
没事啊 他可以问我 No, it's okay, he can ask me a question.
毕竟我是他的... 叫什么来着 I'm his, uh... What am I?
-侄手足家长 -侄手足家长 你想问什么 - Niblingo. - Niblingo. What's your question?
从伦理上讲 是否应该将机器人设计成不能杀人 Ethically, should a robot be programmed to never kill,
就算杀人能拯救生命 even if killing would save lives?
烤吐司机放哪啦 Where's the dang toaster?
欢迎来到库珀家早餐 Welcome to breakfast at our house.
着火了 Fire!
什么 哪里着火了 What? What? Where?
谢谢你有盯好商品免遭小偷啊 You know, thanks for keeping an eye on things.
抱歉 Sorry.
我昨晚没怎么睡 I didn't get much sleep.
你和玛丽又吵架了 Oh, you and Mary fighting again?
不是 我们相处得很好 Oh, no, we're getting along real good.
好吧 Okay.
"彻夜不眠"那种好 I mean... real good.
真的不用展开细说 Yeah. I-I said okay.
她就像变了一个人似的 It's like she's a different person.
你这么说我想起了一部电影 That reminds me of a film.
一个女人从船上跌落 撞到头 A lady fell off a boat, she hit her head,
她醒来后 性情大变 and when she woke up, she was a completely different person.
你到底想说什么 What's your point?
玛丽最近有从船上掉下来吗 Did Mary fall off a boat recently?
-据我所知没有 -那你应该问问她啊 - Not that I know of. - Well, you should ask her.
你几时见我们坐过船 戴尔 We're not boat people, Dale.
最近卧室里的情况不寻常 Something strange is going on in the bedroom.
是吗 Uh-huh.
我是没有意见啦 I mean, I'm happy about it.
其实我爽死了 You know, it's actually pretty great.
我只是... I just...
不明白为什么会这样 I don't understand why.
这我知道 See, now I'm with you there.
我和琼还是夫妻时 When I was married to June,
她曾经历过这种变化 she was going through the change. Hmm.
她变得非常饥渴 She became downright frisky.
玛丽还没到如狼似虎的"那个期"吧 I think Mary's a little young for the change.
按理说是的 Well, you'd think.
但世界之大无奇不有 Nature's curious.
我有一个同学 上高一时 I went to school with a kid whose hair turned gray
头发就变白了 in the tenth grade.
-我们叫他"白佬" -好妙的外号 - We called him Whitey. - Clever.
他以前经常装成大人帮我们买酒 He used to buy us liquor.
总之 Oh, anyway,
我想说的是 what I'm saying is that
你最好叫家庭医生帮她做次全身检查 have the family medic do a once-over on her.
好好看看她哪里出了毛病 You know, kick the tires, see how she's rolling.
谢你全家啊 戴尔 Yeah, thanks, Dale.
我告诉你我老婆想跟我打炮 I tell you my wife wants to have sex with me,
你就说她需要看医生 you tell me she needs to see a doctor.
我真是失礼了 Well, I'm sorry.
你让女人欲火焚身可太正常不过了 You making a woman hot, that's completely normal.
我回来了 Hey.
我以为你还在上班 I thought you were working.
现在是午休 Oh, I'm on lunch break.
我给你带了点吃的 Brought you something to eat.
谢谢你 Oh, thank you.
我还拿了些姜汁汽水 让你的胃舒服点 Oh, I also got you some ginger ale for your tummy.
你怎么看起来快哭的样子 Why do you look like you're gonna cry?
因为人家就是快哭了 'Cause I am.
出什么问题了 What's wrong?
我整个人生都出大问题了 My whole life.
一年前 我还是圣安东尼奥市的气象女孩 A year ago, I was a TV weather girl in San Antonio,
现在我却和搞大我肚子的17岁男孩 and now I'm living in a garage with the 17-year-old
住在车库里 who got me pregnant.
我很快就满18岁了哦 I'll be 18 before you know it.
但在那之前你就当爹了 But not before you're a father!
好吧 那我能做些什么 Okay, well, what can I do?
什么都不用做 你已经做得很棒了 Nothing, you're doing great.
这说明我现在的生活有多糟糕 That's how screwed up my life is right now,
你竟然已是我生命中最美好的那部分 you're the best part of it.
谢谢你这样说 Thank you.
我真的很努力了 I'm really trying.
我知道 I know you are.
不会有事的 It's gonna be okay.
真的吗 Is it?
我昨晚甚至在洗手池里尿尿了 I peed in the sink last night.
相信我 我会解决这问题 Trust me, I'll fix this.
这里就是客房 Now, here's the guest room.
你当自己家就好 不用拘束 Make yourself at home.
太感谢了 Thank you so much.
我只是暂住一阵子 我保证 It's only temporary, I promise.
我不介意啊 Oh, no problem.
你需要住多久都可以 Stay as long as you need.
卫生间就在走廊尽头 Bathroom's right down the hall.
太好了 有正经卫生间 Oh, boy, a bathroom.
我去把你剩下的东西都拿过来 I'll go get the rest of your stuff.
谢谢你 Thank you.
对了 你的电视机 Question about your TV...
-我想要 -没问题 - I want it. - Gotcha.
我一开始准备的发言内容 I started working on this presentation
是思考如何解决特定的伦理难题 to address specific ethical dilemmas.
机器人定律 The laws of robotics,
折磨是否正当 whether torture can be justified,
为了好玩和备用器官而克隆人 and cloning people for fun and spare parts.
但在解决这些道德困境前 But I realized before resolving
我意识到 真正的决定是 any of these moral quandaries, the real decision is
谁有资格做出决定 who gets to decide.
大家投票表决吗 Do we put it up for a vote?
每个人都能自主决定吗 Does everyone get to decide for themselves?
该由委员会来决定吗 Should it be by committee?
那委员会成员是被选出来的还是任命的呢 Is that committee elected or appointed?
你们明白我想说什么吗 估计你们跟不上 You see where I'm going? You probably don't.
我们需要最聪明的人 For the smartest decision,
来做出最明智的决定 we need the smartest person.
女士们先生们 在科学伦理这一领域 Ladies and gentlemen, in the field of scientific ethics,
我们不能依靠 we can't rely on
民主制度或财阀当政 democracy or plutocracy.
我们需要独裁政府 We need an autocracy,
或者说得更具体一些 就是"谢尔顿独裁" or to be more precise, a "Sheldocracy."
我布置的作业好像不是这个 Um, I don't think this was the assignment.
抱歉 斯特吉斯博士 现在由我来选作业 Sorry, Dr. Sturgis, I pick the assignments now.
各位同学 下一节课 Everybody, for next class,
交500字作业 说说你能做些什么 I want 500 words on what you can do
来推进谢尔顿独裁 to further the Sheldocracy.
如出现拼写错误 会遭到严厉惩罚 Punishment for typos will be severe.
各位同学 下课 Class dismissed.
那是我的台词 Hey, that's my line.
才不是 No, it isn't.
你下课后来找我接受训话 Why don't you see me after class.
各位同学 下课 Class dismissed.
你要明白 And I'm telling you,
你的感受并不是无理取闹 your feelings are valid.
我不知道啦 I don't know.
看着我 Look at me.
我知道 I know.
告诉我 你今天过得怎么样 Now, tell me about the rest of your day.
大灰 Dusty...
我已经说得够多的了 I think I'm done talking.
你意思是... Do you mean...?
没错 I do.
妈妈 我快憋不住了 Mom, I've really got to go!
去车库的洗手池解决 Use the sink in the garage!