《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
你怎么看起来快哭的样子 Why do you look like you're gonna cry?
一年前 我还是圣安东尼奥市的气象女孩 A year ago, I was a TV weather girl in San Antonio,
翻译 教学有方赛太公 油腻希
现在我却和搞大我肚子的17岁男孩 and now I'm living in a garage with the 17-year-old
住在车库里 who got me pregnant.
校对 阴招损招赛太公
我很快就满18岁了哦 I'll be 18 before you know it.
但在那之前你就当爹了 But not before you're a father!
后期 灰灰是菇凉 时间轴 加森
不会有事的 It's gonna be okay.
真的吗 Is it?
总监 新浪微博@赛太公
我昨晚甚至在洗手池里尿尿了 I peed in the sink last night.
相信我 我会解决这问题 Trust me. I'll fix this.
你当自己家就好 不用拘束 Make yourself at home.
太感谢了 Oh. Thank you so much.
我只是暂住一阵子 我保证 It's only temporary. I promise.
我不介意啊 Oh. No problem.
你需要住多久都可以 Stay as long as you need.
卫生间就在走廊尽头 Bathroom's right down the hall.
太好了 有正经卫生间 Oh, boy, a bathroom.
来吃吧 炒蛋 培根 Here you go-- scrambled eggs, bacon,
饼 还有鲜榨橙汁 biscuits and fresh-squeezed orange juice.
谢谢 看起来好好吃啊 Thank you. Looks amazing.
我的份呢 Where's mine?
你又没怀孕 她才有怀 You're not pregnant. She is.
应该是"我们"怀了孩子吧 Well, I like to think we're pregnant.
是吗 Really?
你的脚踝水肿吗 Are your ankles swollen?
你会晨吐吗 Did you throw up this morning?
你便秘吗 Are you constipated?
没有 亲爱的 No, dear.
不准再叫我"亲爱的" Stop calling me "Dear."
我才不是你亲爱的 I'm not your dear.
你想吃早饭的话 You want breakfast,
蛋在这里 eggs are here,
炉子在那边 stove is there.
你千万别客气 Knock yourself out.
我能理解她是因为孕期影响 I get she's pregnant.
但你没怀孕为啥脾气也这么差 I don't know why you're so moody.
我数到三 On the count of three...
我走我走就是啦 I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
祝你今天愉快 孩子的妈 Have a good day, Mama.
恶心 还孩子的妈咧 Ugh. "Mama."
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
打从丢了工作后 Since losing his job,
我爸因此得到的少数几个福利中 one of the few upsides for my dad
有一件就是可以独自在家 乐得清静 was having the house to himself to enjoy some peace and quiet.
比利 Billy!
别再喂鸡吃早餐谷物麦片了 Stop feeding the chickens Cap'n Crunch!
-可是它们喜欢吃啊 -我们谈过这事了 - But they like it. - We've been over this.
你不吃鸡食 鸡也不吃你的食物 You don't eat their food, they don't eat yours.
你们隔壁一切还好吧 Everything okay over there?
没事 Yeah.
听起来不像没事啊 Doesn't sound okay.
你不会想听的 Oh. You don't want to know.
说说看呗 Tell me.
他数学不及格 有可能会被留级 He's failing math, and they might hold him back.
那挺惨啊 That's rough.
我试过要教他 但我对数学也不在行 I try helping him, but math was never my strong suit.
这我懂 Yeah, I hear ya.
你想帮忙教他们 却被他们发现 And when you do try to help 'em, they realize
你自己也不聪明 how dumb you are.
你觉得... You think...
谢尔顿会愿意帮助比利吗 Sheldon would help Billy?
我不太确定他的优点里有善于助人 I'm not sure helping others is where he shines.
善于惹人的话 那他可是大师 Pissing 'em off-- he's got that down cold.
那我束手无策啦 Well, then I'm screwed.
我也请不起家教 I can't afford a tutor.
我去帮忙问问看谢尔顿吧 Let me talk to Sheldon,
看看能不能说服他 see what I can do.
谢谢你 Appreciate it.
妈 快看我 Mom, look!
那只鸡不是帽子 That chicken is not a hat!
快出手吧 Hurry.
今天学校怎么样啊 Hey. How was school?
太操蛋了 Sucked.
讲话干净一点 Language.
你自己要问 而事实就是如此 You asked, and it did.
发生什么事啦 What happened?
我不想聊 I don't want to talk about it.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
我很善于倾听啊 I'm a pretty good listener.
那你怎么没听进去我不想聊的这句呢 Then why didn't you hear me say I don't want to talk about it?
-是跟男生有关吗 -妈 - Is this about a boy? - Mom.
这方面我也是有一些过来人经验啊 I-I do have some experience on the subject.
拜托 你唯一亲密过的男人只有 Please, the only two boys you have experience with
老爸与耶稣 are Dad and Jesus.
我要去跟姥姥聊 I'm gonna go talk to Meemaw.
我也认识其他男人啊 I know other boys.
他就直接从我身旁走过 仿佛我不存在 And then he walked right on by me like I wasn't there.
人家知道你喜欢他吗 Does he even know you like him?
我哪知道 我试过无视他 对他凶了 I don't know. I've ignored him, been mean to him.
还要我怎么样啊 What else can I do?
那你还真是什么招都试过了呢 Sounds like you've tried everything.
好 Okay.
我有一个主意 I've got an idea.
你为什么不直接跟他表白呢 Why don't you just tell him?
万一他不喜欢我怎么办 But what if he doesn't like me back?
我会死 I would die.
你才不会死 You will not die.
会的 死得透透 Oh, yes, I will. I will be dead,
你在我葬礼上会很难过的 and you will be sad at my funeral.
那这样呢 How about this--
你让你的闺蜜 why don't you get one of your girlfriends
去他那边探口风 to find out how he feels about you.
-为什么 -这样你就不用亲自以身犯险啊 - Why? - Because then you don't have to put yourself on the spot.
行 如果探出来对我无感 Okay. And if he doesn't like me back,
我就继续凶他到哪天喜欢上我 I'll just keep being mean to him until he does.
我都不知道这招为什么有用 I don't know why that works.
男人真的好蠢 Men are dumb.
那女人还喜欢他们是不是更蠢呢 Does that mean we're dumb for liking 'em?
对我们来说的确是不太光彩 It's not a good look for us.
你在忙吗 You busy?
是的 但我也善于 Yes, but I'm also excellent
一心多用 你问吧 at bifurcating my cognitive abilities. Hit me.
比利数学成绩不太理想 Billy is struggling with math, and, mm,
他妈妈问你能不能教教他 his mom was hoping that you could tutor him.
可以是可以 I could.
那太好了 Great.
但我不要 But I won't.
为什么 Why not?
因为由我来教比利就像是 Because me teaching Billy is like trying to use
用一颗中子星的引力 the gravitational power of a neutron star
来改变一个玻色子的自旋 to change the spin of a boson.
少来这套高深的 Don't do that.
如果他数学继续不及格 If he doesn't pass math,
学校会让他留级 they're gonna hold him back.
这表示教育系统有在工作啊 That's the system working.
非常达尔文主义就是了 Very Darwinian.
行 算了吧 Yeah. Never mind.
我跟布兰达说过你不怎么会教 Yeah, I told Brenda teaching wasn't really your thing.
我不是不会教 我只是不想教 Well, it's not that I can't do it.
算了啦 没事 Don't worry about it.
你还是有很多其他的强项啊 You're good at a lot of things.
教不好别人也没关系 Teaching just ain't one of 'em.
我知道你在干嘛 你在用激将法 I know what you're doing. It's reverse psychology.
我不知道你说的是啥意思 I don't know what you're talking about.
超幼稚又很明显 It's childish and obvious.
-那你去教吗 -当然去 - So you'll do it? - Yes, I'll do it.
谢谢你的派啊 Thanks for the pie.
曼蒂整天从餐厅带剩菜回来 Mandy keeps bringing all these leftovers from the diner.
她有你照顾可真是幸运啊 Well, she's lucky to have you.
还有米希也是 And Missy, too.
幸运到不行呢 Lucky, lucky.
怎么 你要嫉妒死了对吧 Oh, it's killing you, isn't it?
什么 才没有 What? No.
我... I...
我很高兴她身边有能吐露心事的成人 I am happy that she has an adult she can confide in
聊那些... about...
求你了 快告诉我聊了什么事吧 Come on. Just tell me.
我也想啊 I would.
但是外婆与孙女之间的关系 But the bond between a girl and her grandmother is...
是神圣不可侵扰的 sacred.
我是她亲妈也是你的亲女儿 I am her mother and I am your daughter.
给点提示也行吧 Give me something.
就是跟男生之间的事情嘛 It's just boy stuff, okay?
她更愿意跟你聊的男生事务 That she'd rather talk to you about.
没错 That's right.
吃吧吃吧 There you go.
把情绪都吃下肚里 Eat those feelings.
好的 根据提供的资料 All right, I'm given to understand you have
你接下来有考试 要考负数与分数 a test coming up on negative numbers and fractions.
是的 Yeah.
所以范围里你有哪里不懂呢 So, what part don't you understand?
要命了 Oh, boy.
那我们退一步说 Let's take it back a step.
你的加法与减法 Where do you stand on addition, subtraction,
乘法与除法是什么情况 multiplication and division?
我反对它们 I'm against it.
要老命了 Oh, boy.
希望你喜欢吃金枪鱼沙拉 Hope you like tuna salad.
我给你带了整整一桶 I brought you a whole tub.
放多久了 How old is it?
不知道 但快吃则大吉 I don't know, but the clock's ticking.
姥姥 Meemaw?
惨了 Uh-oh.
我有话要跟你谈谈 We need to talk.
你好啊 Hi.
-你好 -怎么啦 - Hi. - What's going on?
我跟海瑟说了我喜欢凯文 I told Heather that I liked Kevin
让她去帮我探他口风 so she could find out if he liked me back.
结果她去泡了人家 Then she asked him out.
-什么 -在我跟她说之前 她都不喜欢他 - What? - She didn't even think he was cute until I said I liked him.
那你为什么告诉她呢 Well, why'd you tell her?
外婆让我去的 She told me to.
在学校里不就是这么查对方心意的吗 'Cause that's how you find out if somebody likes you in school.
这是其中一种方法啦 That's o-one way.
怎么 那你会怎么操作 Why? What would you have done?
你告诉海瑟你对他的心意时 Uh, well, you put him on Heather's radar
也让海瑟注意到了这个男生 when you said you liked him.
如果是我 我应该会偷塞纸条 I probably would have dropped a note
到他置物柜 或是向他的男生朋友打探 in his locker or asked one of his guy friends.
这主意合理太多了 That makes so much more sense.
你怎么没教我这招 Why didn't you tell me that?
我有给你好建议啊 I gave you good advice.
海瑟耍贱能怪我吗 It's not my fault Heather sucks.
那我现在该怎么办 So what do I do now?
首先应该... Well, the first thing...
我是在问她 I was talking to her.
好的 你的基础四则运算能力 Okay, your basic arithmetic skills
令人遗憾 但勉强能用 are disappointing but functional.
谢谢夸奖 Thank you.
好的 我们来聊聊负数 All right, let's talk about negative numbers.
我一耳倾听 I'm all ear.
是"双耳" "Ears."
不 "一耳" No. "Ear."
另一边堵了 This one's clogged.
好吧 行 Right. Okay.
负数指的就是比0还小的数字 Negative numbers are numbers that are less than zero.
-但0不就是无吗 -是的 - But zero's nothing. - Yes.
那怎么能够比无还少还小呢 So how can you have less than nothing?
我想想啊 Let's see.
我举个例子 How about this?
如果你有一块钱 那就是1 If you have a dollar, that's one.
如果你没有钱 那就是0 If you have no dollars, that's zero.
如果你欠我一块钱 那就是-1 But if you owe me a dollar, that's negative one.
这样你能理解吗 Does that make sense?
应该吧 I think so.
很好 我们有进步了 All right, we're making progress.
妈 Mom!
我欠谢尔顿一块钱 I owe Sheldon a dollar.
明天我要在大家面前 Tomorrow, I'm gonna tell Heather
骂出海瑟到底有多婊 what a bitch she is in front of everyone.
别别别 不要随便摊牌 No, no, no. Don't show your cards.
-明天你要当她最好的闺蜜 -为什么 - Tomorrow, you're gonna be her best friend. - Why?
这样她会跟你聊东聊西 'Cause then she'll tell you things,
你就能从里面得到对付她的子弹 and you can use those things against her.
你可真厉害 Oh. You're good.
我知道 I know.
能跟人聊这些事的感觉真好 It's nice to have someone to talk to about this stuff.
我妈妈很虔诚 我姥姥又有点过时 My mom's pretty religious, and my meemaw's kind of old.
喂喂喂 Hey.
老娘就坐在这里呢 I'm sitting right here.
晚上好 Evening.
你不是跟米希混在一起吗 I thought you were with Missy.
我想着让她跟曼蒂聊聊也挺好 I thought it was a good idea if she talked to Mandy.
她们年纪比较接近 They're closer in age.
她踹你下车了 对吧 She threw you over, didn't she?
毫不犹豫啊 Without hesitation.
怎么样 痛吧 Stings, don't it?
太痛了 It do.
无论如何 Well, regardless,
我还是很高兴米希有人可以吐露心事 I'm glad Missy has someone she can talk to.
就像她的大姐一样 Like a big sister.
被17岁傻逼给搞大肚子的大姐 Who got knocked up by a 17-year-old knucklehead.
她为什么会想找她支招而不是问我们呢 Why does she want to talk to her instead of us?
要把我气炸了 Pisses me off.
你们在干嘛呢 Hey. What's up?
没什么 在准备晚饭而已 Nothing. Just making dinner.
你怎么样啊 What's going on with you?
我就想忙起来 Just trying to stay busy.
不要老想着我孩子的妈 Keep my mind off the fact that the mother of my child
不让我靠近她 doesn't want me around.
宝贝 我很遗憾 Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
也许你可以帮我说几句好话 Hey. Maybe you could put in a good word for me.
有什么好话可以形容你 And what would that word be?
你自己选呗 可靠 Take your pick. Dependable.
勤劳 值得信赖 Hardworking. Trustworthy.
火辣 Sexy.
小乔治 Georgie.
你的质疑是对的 You're right.
我就是因为太火辣才会陷入现在这困境 Sexy's how I got into this pickle.
如果你把-1与1相加 And if you add negative one and positive one,
你会得到什么 you get?
0吗 Zero?
答对了 Correct.
我好像懂了 I think I understand.
-很好 -我有个问题 - Good. - One question--
如果0等于无 那又怎么能得到0 how can you have zero if zero is nothing?
你不能拥有0 It's not something that you have.
0代表虚无状态 Zero represents a state of nothingness.
什么意思 What does that mean?
就是没有 It's nothingness.
某物不存在的意思 The absence of somethingness.
相信我 真有0这东西 Trust me, zero is a thing.
但你刚刚才说0不存在啊 But you just said it's a nothing.
确实说了 I did.
到底哪个才是对的 Which is it?
存在还是不存在 A something or a nothing?
我们遇到大难题了 We have a problem.
什么 What?
0可能不存在 Zero might not exist.
0当然存在啊 Of course zero exists.
很好 那给我解释一下 Great. Then explain it to me.
那还不简单 0代表什么都没有 Easy. Zero is nothing.
可是没有又如何能存在呢 But how can nothing be a thing?
你试试这样想 Think of it this way--
想象一个空盒子 picture an empty box.
好吧 All right.
盒子里有什么 What's in the box?
什么都没有 Nothing.
并不是什么都没有 空气 原子 分子 It's not nothing. Air, atoms, molecules--
那个空盒子满得很 that empty box is as full as full can be.
不管怎样 Regardless,
0就是非常重要 zero is very important.
我没说它不重要 I'm not saying it isn't important.
我只是说这个小圈圈不是真实存在 I'm just saying the little round guy ain't real.
你在说傻话 You're being silly.
0是个数字 Zero is a number,
和其他数字没什么两样 like every other number.
是吗 那你能除以0吗 Oh, yeah? Can you divide with it?
这个嘛 Well...
不能 No.
事实上 希腊哲学家巴门尼德说过 In fact, the Greek philosopher Parmenides said,
"无不存在 因为存在者存在 "Nothing cannot exist, because to speak of something
非存在者不存在" is to speak of something that exists."
我想 Well, I suppose...
也可以这样看待吧 you could look at it that way.
斯特吉斯博士 Dr. Sturgis,
0不是真实存在的 zero isn't real.
我突然很头晕 I feel dizzy.
需要帮你准备晚饭吗 Need any help making dinner?
你吗 You?
是啊 Yeah.
你几时变得那么懂事了 Since when?
从我觉得我该为曼蒂和宝宝学会做饭开始 Since I thought I should learn to cook for Mandy and the baby.
小乔治 这是我听过最暖心的话了 Georgie, that is the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
我是暖男嘛 Well, I'm a sweet boy.
你在做什么 So what are we doing here?
削土豆皮 We are peeling potatoes.
挺好的 Cool.
为什么要削皮 Why?
因为要做土豆泥 'Cause we're making mashed potatoes
不想有土豆皮混在里面 and we don't want the skins in 'em.
是哦 Uh-huh.
为什么 Why?
因为土豆泥就该是绵软嫩滑的 'Cause mashed potatoes are supposed to be smooth.
你真的很了解土豆 You know a lot about potatoes.
来 你来削一个 Go ahead. Peel one.
你觉得我准备好了 You think I'm ready?
只有一个办法能弄清 Only one way to find out.
回见啦 I'll see ya later.
你要去哪 Where you going?
出去吃晚饭 To dinner.
我已经在做饭了 I'm cooking.
其实是我俩在做饭 Actually, we're cooking.
其实是我们流血了 Actually, we're bleeding.
曼蒂要带我出去吃饭 Mandy's taking me to dinner.
那你的功课怎么办 What about homework?
没功课啊 Don't have any.
我可以跟你们一起去吗 Can I go with y'all?
你不是说要帮我准备晚饭吗 I thought you were helping me cook.
等一下 Hang on.
可以吗 Can I?
不行 今晚是闺蜜局 No. It's girls' night.
再见 Bye.
你最好洗洗这颗土豆 Might want to wash this one off.
和凯文有什么进展吗 Any updates on Kevin?
我照你说的 对海瑟好得不得了 I did what you said and was nothing but nice to Heather.
那效果如何 Okay. How'd that go?
有奇效 So good.
我发现她往胸罩里垫水饺 I found out she stuffs her bra.
看见没 等时机成熟 Huh. See? When the time is right,
你可以爆出来让她颜面无存 you can destroy her with that.
那天我会爽死的 That's gonna be a good day.
这不只在中学适用 And that trick isn't just for middle school.
你一辈子都能用这一招混得风生水起 That's something you can use for the rest of your life.
你真是充满人生智慧 You are so wise.
毕竟我有一定阅历嘛 Well, I have lived a little.
还那么漂亮 And so pretty.
你应该上电视当明星 You should be on TV.
其实我住在圣安东尼奥时 Actually, when I lived in San Antonio,
当过气象女孩 I was a weather girl.
天啊 你是电视明星 Oh, my God, you were a TV star?
周一至周五 早上5点 Monday through Friday, 5:00 a.M.,
就在农业节目前播出 right before the farm report.
你正式成为我的新英雄了 Okay, you're, like, my new hero.
小嘴真甜 你也完全够格当气象女孩 Oh, stop. You could totally be a weather girl.
怎么可能 她们都是跟你一样完美的金发尤物 No. They're all perfect and blonde. Like you.
谁都可以染金发 Anybody can be blonde.
你以为麦当娜的金发是天生的吗 You think Madonna's really blonde?
什么 What?
她原发色是棕色 She's a brunette.
那她的巡回演唱会还叫"金发女郎野心之旅" What about her Blond Ambition Tour?
笑死 不如说是"金发女郎买醉之旅" Ha. More like Bottle Blond Ambition Tour.
美丽与幽默并重 Funny and beautiful.
难怪我哥要搞大你的肚子 No wonder my brother put a baby in you.
出什么错了吗 What's wrong?
0 Zero.
0错了吗 Zero is wrong?
0不存在 Zero doesn't exist.
我没搞明白 I don't understand.
我们也是 Neither do we.
林克莱特博士 根本不存在0这东西 Dr. Linkletter, there's no such thing as zero.
荒谬至极 0当然存在 That's preposterous. Of course there is.
那证明给我们看 猛男 Prove it, tough guy.
糟了 Uh-oh.
借我吐一下好吗 May I have that?
接龙传过来 Over here.
给我看看 Let me see.
失败了 It's bad.
冷静点 Just stay calm.
肯定没什么的 I'm sure it's fine.
今天就是我的死期 It's the end of my life.
快给我看看 Just show me.
天啊 Oh, my.
确实...挺个性的 That is... something.
我也可以在家上学的 对吧 I can probably be homeschooled, right?
没事的 我们能补救 It's okay. We can fix this.
在我爸妈回家前能搞定吗 Before my parents get home?
他们会宰了我 They're gonna kill me.
我去 Oh, man.
你这金毛狮王头是怎样 Look at your head.
-闭嘴啦 -小乔治 别火上浇油 - Shut up! - Georgie, don't make this worse.
还能更惨吗 There's worse?
有人在家吗 Anyone home?
你待在这 我们去拖住他 Okay, stay here. We'll stall him.
你有没有看见她的脑袋啊 Do you see her head?
在干嘛 Hey. What's up?
没干嘛 无所事事 啥都没干 Nothing. Nada. Absolutely nothing.
孩子们呢 Where are the kids?
谢尔顿好像去比利家了 Well, I believe Sheldon's at Billy's.
挺好的 他去帮他补课 Oh, good. He's helping him.
米希呢 And Missy?
米希 Missy...
问得好 That's a good question.
我没看见她 I haven't seen her.
我个人来说也是没有看见她啦 I have not seen her, personally, myself.
好吧 Okay.
我俩搭伙真是合作无间 We're a good team, me and you.
现在别说这个 小乔治 Oh, not now, Georgie.
恐怕我有坏消息要告诉你 I'm afraid I have some bad news.
如果你是指我会留级 没关系啦 If you mean I'm gonna be left back, it's okay.
你尽力了 You tried.
不是啦 倒是也有可能 No. Well, maybe.
是关于0的坏消息 I have bad news about zero.
0并不存在 It doesn't exist.
那我说对了 So I was right?
没人比我更震惊 No one is more shocked than I am.
我不能帮你准备考试了 I can't help you with your test.
没有0 我连数学是什么都不知道了 Without zero, I don't even know what math is anymore.
唔 Hmm.
这反应就对了 Yeah. Hmm.
要是我们假装它存在呢 What if we just pretend it exists?
你意思是把接受0当成信仰吗 Are you saying to accept zero as an act of faith?
我有这么说吗 Was I?
你就是这个意思 I think so.
好吧 Okay.
我妈妈把上帝当作信仰 My mom accepts God as an act of faith,
0可比上帝有用多了 and zero is way more useful than God.
-千万别在杰夫牧师面前这样说 -你想啊 - Do not say that around Pastor Jeff. - Think about it.
没有0 就不会有微积分 Without zero, we wouldn't have calculus.
没有上帝 就不会有西班牙宗教法庭 Without God, we wouldn't have Spanish Inquisition.
我知道"菲希塔"卷饼的西班牙语 I know the Spanish word for "Fajita."
而且别忘了 在宇宙大爆炸之前 And don't forget-- before the Big Bang,
一切皆为虚无 there was actually nothing.
就是"菲希塔" It's "Fajita."
所以可以说整个宇宙 So you could say the entire universe
就是从0中诞生的 was born out of zero.
这意味着是0创造了宇宙 而非上帝 Meaning that zero created the universe, not God.
也许我们该向0祈祷 Maybe we should pray to it.
我同意 I think we should.
0 是我 谢尔顿 Zero, it's me,Sheldon.
我知道我怀疑过你 但容我解释一句 I know I doubted you, but in my defense,
你确实什么都不是 you're literally nothing.
我想感谢你给予我们那些恩赐 I would like to thank you for all the gifts you've given us--
空集 斐波纳契数列 the null set, Fibonacci sequence,
二进制语言 binary language.
我可以无限列举下去 I could go on ad infinitum,
但没有你我做不到 but not without you.
求0帮我通过考试 Ask Zero to help me pass my test.
0没有法力 你还是得学习 Zero's not magic. You still have to study.
那我还是回去求耶稣好了 Oh. Then I'm going back to Jesus.
耶稣 求你帮帮我 Jesus, please help me.
我已经是全六年级最老的小孩了 I'm already the biggest kid in sixth grade.
阿门 Amen.
喂 谁在里面 Hello? Who's in there?
是我 Me.
我要上厕所 I need to use the bathroom.
稍等一下 Give me a minute.
谁来帮我拿一下杂货 Can someone give me a hand with these groceries?
我来 老爸一起 Sure. Dad, come on.
我要上厕所啦 I got to go to the bathroom.
曼蒂 Hey, Mandy.
库珀太太 Mrs. Cooper.
你怎么来了 What brings you here?
来跟小乔治打声招呼 Just saying hi to Georgie.
美女 你也好啊 Why, hello to you, too.
你动作快一点 Let's get a move on.
要命了 Oh, boy.
米希 我马上就要憋不住 Damn it, Missy. I'm two seconds away
去你妈的祷告花园解决了 from peeing in your mother's prayer garden.
看我发现什么了 Look what I found.
搞什么 What the hell?
梅丽莎·库珀 Melissa Cooper,
你干了什么 what did you do?
是啊 真不知道你干了什么 Yeah. What did you do?
就是说啊 Yeah.
好消息 比利明天应该能通过数学考试 Good news. I think Billy might pass his math test tomorrow.
明天要考数学吗 There's a math test tomorrow?
你的头发让我很不舒服 Your hair is upsetting me.
不管了 我要去外面尿 Screw it. I'm going outside.
你可以抄我的答案 You can cheat off me if you want.
我复习过了 I studied.
谢了 Thanks.
我没说是上帝或0显灵 I'm not saying it was God or zero,
但那天确实发生了一个小奇迹 but a small miracle did happen that day.
比利得了68分 通过考试 Billy passed the test with a 68
顺利升上七年级 and went on to the seventh grade.
然后他又在七年级待了好几年 Where he remained for the next several years.