《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
被捕 Arrested?
他们估计得付一些罚款才能走 Well, they're probably gonna have to pay some fine,
翻译 仙肴圣餐赛太公 油腻希
所以他们会需要现金 and-and they're gonna need cash.
搞什么 What the hell?
你怎么会在这 What are you doing here?
校对 青菜啦赛太公
我来拯救你 I'm saving you.
真不爽 Well, damn.
你就只是个孩子 Look, you're just a kid, okay?
后期 灰灰是菇凉 时间轴 加森
你不懂这背后有多复杂 You don't understand what's going on here.
但我知道我妈因为你不嫁我哥 I know my mom lost her job and got kicked out of the church
被踢出了教会 丢了工作 because you won't marry my brother.
总监 新浪微博@赛太公
你去哪 Where you going?
去跳舞 To dance.
我还以为浸礼教徒不跳舞呢 I didn't think you Baptists did that.
照理说我们也不该喝酒 We don't drink, neither. Ooh.
-孩子们睡了吗 -睡了 - The kids asleep? - Yup.
你想亲热一下吗 You want to... fool around?
你是不是在玩我 Are you messing with me?
我是希望玩弄你 I'm hoping to.
我今天中头彩了 Well, hot diggity dog.
我到了 Hey.
感谢你跑这趟 Oh, thanks for coming.
你电话中语气挺正经 所以是什么事 Sounded important. What's going on?
-跟我走一趟 -好 - Walk with me. - Okay.
还记得我欠你的钱吗 You know that money I owe you?
你有钱还了吗 Oh, you got it?
对也不对 Yes and no.
所以到底是怎样 Uh, well, which is it?
钱呢 我是有 Yes, I got it,
但我不打算还你 no, I'm not giving it to you.
我想给你的是 I want to give you
一个毕生难逢的机会 a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
我还是比较想要回钱 Well, I'd prefer my money.
你面前能看到任何空座吗 Do you see any unoccupied machines here?
-没有 -这就对了 - No. - Exactly.
这里已经人满为患 是时候扩张了 We are at capacity. It's time to expand.
扩去哪里 Where?
这面墙的另一边的录影带出租店 The video store right behind that wall
租约空出来了 just lost its lease.
靠 我还想去租约翰·坎蒂新出的电影呢 Aw, heck. I was gonna pick up the new John Candy.
如果你成为我商业王国的伙伴 Well, as my partner in this enterprise,
那电影你可以免费拿到手 you can get that new John Candy for free.
所以你是想把出租店买下来啊 So you're gonna buy a video store?
前头挂出租店羊头 Video store in the front,
后台卖赌博机狗肉 video poker in the back.
那你要上哪再去搞赌博机啊 Where are you getting the poker machine?
-密西西比州的比洛克西 -你还没学乖啊 - Biloxi, Mississippi. - Oh. You didn't learn a lesson
-上次都在边境被抓了 -学到了 - when you got arrested at the border? - Yes.
我学到了别跟我的傻逼孙子 I learned not to smuggle contraband
一起运违禁品的教训 with my idiot grandson.
但是买赌博机本身并不违法啊 But there's nothing illegal about buying poker machines.
但你插上电就违法了 Till you plug 'em in.
是啦 Well, sure.
怎么样 要不要加入 Come on. What do you say?
你和我 一辆货运汽车 比洛克西还是比狗怂 You and me, a panel truck, Biloxi or bust?
所以我将变成你非法赌博房的搭档 So I'm gonna be your partner in an illegal gambling room?
有完全合法的影带出租店掩护 Hidden by a legal video store.
-康妮 这... -拜托 是你说想开着房车 - Connie. Gee... - Come on. You said you want to drive around
环游全国 欣赏我国大好河山 in an RV, see the country.
这也差不多啊 再加上刺激感 This is that, but exciting.
我们可能得坐牢呢 We could go to jail.
这不就是刺激的部分吗 That's the exciting part.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
你好 老妈 我是你的儿子谢尔顿 Hello, Mom. It's your son, Sheldon.
你好 我的儿子谢尔顿 Hello, my son, Sheldon.
我明天有早8点的课 我就在想 I have an 8:00 A.M. class tomorrow, and I was wondering
-我可不可以在我宿舍住一晚 -可以啊 - if I could spend the night in my dorm. - That's fine.
在你回答之前 先听我说 Now before you answer, hear me out.
我列了一个这为什么是好主意的表 I have a list of reasons why this is a good idea.
-第一条 -谢尔顿 - Number one... - Sheldon,
我知道你在学校很安全 没事的 I know that you're safe there. It's fine.
那是第四个理由 你不要随便跳过 That's reason number four. Please don't skip ahead.
宝贝 Honey,
我信任你 你晚上别太晚睡就行啦 I trust you. Just go to bed at a reasonable hour
如果有事情就打电话回家 and call if you need anything.
没其他事的话 明天回家见 Otherwise, I'll see you tomorrow.
好 理由一 我不是... Okay. Number one: I'm not...
再见啦 谢尔顿 Goodbye, Sheldon.
什么人会列表没听完就挂啊 Who hangs up on a list?
他又咋啦 What's his problem now?
没什么 他今晚想在宿舍留宿 Nothing. He wants to spend the night at the dorm
方便明天上早课 so he can get to an early class.
真的假的 然后你答应啦 Really? And you said okay?
他已经到了可以自己在外过夜的年纪了 而且... He is old enough to have an overnighter, and...
我们能享有一点独自在家的时间不好吗 it might be nice for us to have a little alone time.
懂了 那米希呢 Ooh. What about Missy?
她今晚跟朋友出去吃饭 She's having dinner with a friend.
所以家里就只有我们俩人 So, the house to ourselves.
我喜欢 I like it.
你等一下 Hold on.
-您好 -第二条... - Hello? - Number two--
我有自己的卫浴 第... I have my own bathroom. Number...
天啊 也端太多菜了 Boy, that's a lot of plates.
-小乔治 你找我干嘛 -我刚跟姥姥说过话 - What do you want, Georgie? - I just talked to Meemaw.
她说她要去外地几天 She says she's gonna be out of town for a couple days.
是啊 她有跟我说 Yup, she told me.
美乃滋肉饼三明治 有眼光 Patty melt. Good choice.
上完啦 大家慢用 Okay. Enjoy.
我只是不放心你一个人孤零零 I'm just worried about you being all by yourself
-在那个大房子里 -我没事 - in that big house. - I'll be fine.
万一来龙卷风了呢 What if there's a tornado?
姥姥有带你看过家里的避风洞吗 Did Meemaw ever show you where her hidey hole is?
- 小乔治 我现在真的没空 - 抱歉 - Georgie, I'm really busy right now. - Sorry.
我晚点再去姥姥家找你 顺便带点外卖过去 I'll swing by Meemaw's later, maybe bring some takeout.
不必了 店里每次都给我打包一堆 Don't bother. They send me home with plenty of food.
太好啦 帮我弄一份美乃滋肉饼三明治吧 Great. Score me a patty melt, would you?
-你做梦 -我不打扰你啦 - I won't. - I'm gonna go now.
-你干嘛呢 -亲我们的宝宝啊 - What are you doing? - Kissing our baby.
你也想要一个啵啵吗 You want one, too?
不要 No.
拜拜 Bye-bye.
我回来啦 I'm home.
家里有人吗 Anybody here?
-米希吗 -对 - Missy? - Yeah.
你回来早啦 You're home early.
都七点了好吗 It's 7:00.
真的吗 Is it?
你在睡觉吗 Are you sleeping?
是啊 Yeah.
爸爸呢 Where's Dad?
我也在 I'm here.
我们今天太困了 We were both just real tired.
拜托别再继续讲话了 Please stop talking.
到底是在搞什么鬼 What on earth is going on?
走廊不允许溜滑板 Aah! No skateboarding in the hallway.
这种幼稚行径不应该继续下去 This childishness cannot be allowed to continue.
打扰了 我想来告状 Hello. I need to tattle.
怎么 What?
你房间失火了吗 Is your room on fire?
没有啊 No.
但我看到里面在冒烟啊 But I see smoke.
好吧 Okay.
我想通报有人在走廊溜滑板 You need to know there's people skateboarding
还有人在放超大声的音乐 and playing loud music in the hallways.
那你希望我做什么呢 What do you want me to do about it?
你是宿舍的宿管 You're the resident advisor.
你得负责让别人守规矩啊 It's your job to enforce the rules.
我马上就去办 I'll get right on it.
谢谢 Thank you.
监管系统一切正常 The system works.
我明天脾气绝对要人命 Oh, I'm gonna be so cranky tomorrow.
所以你是从哪听说有赌博机卖的呢 So, how'd you hear about these poker machines?
我有认识人 I know a guy.
什么样的人啊 What kind of guy?
一个认识其他人的人 A guy who knows a guy.
那你对那个人有什么样的了解呢 Well, what do you know about that guy?
他曾拥有一艘赌船 He owned a riverboat casino.
曾拥有吗 He owned?
他有可能已经不在人世 He might be dead.
死了吗 Dead?
也可能还没啊 He might not be.
一直都没有找到他的尸体 They never found the body.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
-很刺激对吧 -是很闹心 - Exciting, huh? - No. It's upsetting.
不要这样好吗 Oh, now, come on.
你在体育用品界也那么多年了 You've been in the sporting goods business long enough.
难道你就没有过贩卖过从货车后面 Haven't you ever sold a bunch of shoulder pads
掉到路边的护肩吗 that fell off the back of a truck?
当然没有 Absolutely not.
我都是跟商誉好的品牌进货 I buy 'em from a reputable company named Tuffy.
你真无聊 Boring.
我闻到您的洗发精味了 I smell your shampoo.
靠 Aw, damn it.
你在这里坐多久啦 How long have you been sitting out there?
-整晚 -为什么呢 - All night. - And why?
你听过蝙蝠侠漫画里的阿卡姆吗 Are you familiar with Arkham Asylum from the Batmancomics?
-没有 -那是一家疯人院 - No. - Well, it's a madhouse,
我宿舍在太阳下山过后也是如此 as is my dormitory after the sun goes down.
谢尔顿 我是大学的校长 Sheldon, I am the president of this university.
我不处理噪音这种小事 I don't handle noise complaints.
所以我们才设置了宿管啊 That's why there's a resident advisor.
-我去找过他啊 -然后呢 - Oh, I went to him.- And?
你也看到我像流浪汉睡在椅子上了 You saw me sleeping on the bench like a hobo.
-你说呢 -你就不能... - What do you think? - Can't you just--
你难道就不能... 把这当做大学经历的一部分吗 I don't know-- chalk this up as part of the college experience?
如果我读的是小丑大学的话就行 Yeah, the clown college experience.
失礼了 我心情很差 I'm sorry. I'm cranky.
我写下了一串 I've compiled a list of reasons
我为什么应该被指派为宿管的理由 why I should be appointed the dormitory R.A.
- 理由一 -行 宿管给你当 - Number one... - Fine. You're the R.A.
好的 "理由一 我喜欢规矩 Okay. "Number one: I love rules--
无论是定规矩 遵守规矩 Creating them, following them,
还是最有趣的执法" and most fun of all, enforcing them."
你就是宿管 谢尔顿 You're the R.A., Sheldon.
太好了 "理由二 惩罚 Excellent. "Number two-- punishment
不守规矩的人必须做到公平与无讲情面" for rule infractions must be both fair and merciless."
鸡蛋与松饼 Eggs and pancakes.
耕了一整晚田的牛就值得吃点好的 That's what a lumberjack gets for chopping all that wood.
如果我是猛牛 I'll be Paul Bunyan,
你就是我耕不坏的良田 you can be my babe, the blue fox.
乔治你坏死了 George.
还在腻腻歪歪呢 Ugh. Still?
早安啊 宝贝 Morning, honey.
你们两个这是怎么了 What is happening with you two?
你这问题是什么意思 What do you mean?
你们有人生病要去世了吗 Is one of you dying?
没有人要过世 No one's dying.
有时候已婚夫妇也是可以亲亲的啊 Sometimes, married people kiss.
电视上有戏 我们家没门 On TV maybe, not here.
小姑娘 你觉得你是怎么诞生到这世上的呢 Well, young lady, how do you think you came into this world?
够了 我要被恶心死了 Okay, you're freaking me out.
都在这里啦 童叟无欺 Here you go, as advertised.
好的 货看起来很不错啊 All right. Those look good.
不用着急 我们怎么知道都还好用呢 Wait. Hold on. How do we know they work?
你觉得我是哪种商人啊 What kind of operation you think I'm running here?
不知道啊 比如"不良"之类的 Well, I don't know. The word "sketchy" comes to mind.
好好说话 Be cool.
不介意我们插上电试几台吧 Uh, you mind if we plug a couple in?
不介意先让我看看钱吧 Mind if you show me the money?
没问题 头转过去 Sure. Turn around.
为什么 Why?
你还想不想要钱了 You want the money or not?
好了 你赶紧 Okay, go ahead.
好了 Okay.
两万 20 grand.
插电让我看看 Light 'em up.
这是我这辈子见过最性感的画面了 That's the sexiest thing I've ever seen in my life.
真的吗 Really?
可我才刚脱裤子秀大雕欸 Well, I just took my pants off.
鲍尔宿舍的各位住宿生请注意 Attention, residents of Bower Hall.
我叫谢尔顿·库珀 是你们的新宿管 My name is Sheldon Cooper, and I'm your new R.A.
动乱时代结束了 The age of chaos is over.
我再说一遍 动乱时代结束了 I repeat, the age of chaos is over.
请你们花些时间 Please take a moment
熟悉下贴在布告栏的 to familiarize yourself with the dormitory rules
宿舍规矩 posted on the bulletin board.
没有任何借口能无视这些规矩 违反者将被... Ignorance of these rules is no excuse, and violators will be...
新规矩 不准擅自使用我的扩音器 New rule. Unauthorized use of my bullhorn is forbidden.
-我再说一遍... -你丫闭嘴 - I repeat. Unauthorized... - Shut up.
有人在家吗 Anybody home?
太好了 你在家啊 Oh, good. You're here.
你好 Hey.
你看 我租了介绍分娩的影片 Check it out. I got this video about childbirth.
我们今晚可以一起看 I thought we could watch it tonight.
听起来也太可怕了 That sounds awful.
外盒上的确写着 Well, it does say "Contains graphic images"
"含有血腥画面" right there on the box.
改天再看吧 小乔治 Maybe some other time, Georgie.
没事 我还租了《飞跃童真》 No worries. I also picked up Look Who's Talking,
主角是个会说话的宝宝 内容很温和 which is just about a baby who says stuff.
如果你是想把今晚营造成约会 If you're trying to make this, like, a date night
那你想多了 or something, it's not happening.
谁说要约会了 Oh, who said anything about a date?
不过是你我二人共进晚餐后再看部电影 It's just us having dinner and watching a movie.
我们上次做完这套流程后我就怀孕了 Last time we did that I wound up pregnant.
那次约会太爽了 Mm, that was a good date.
你今晚绝不会有机会"爽" Well, that's not happening tonight.
我懂 不涉及情爱嘛 I get it. Nothing romantic.
就是两个准父母一起看分娩的奇迹 Just two future parents watching the miracle of childbirth
或是一部影评家西斯科和伊伯特赞不绝口的电影 or a movie that got two thumbs up from Siskel and Ebert.
不只这样 And not only that.
接着还有人在我的规矩表上 Then someone defaced my rule sheet
乱涂乱画睾丸 with a drawing of testicles.
这举动太幼稚了 Well, that is so immature.
我同意 光任命我为宿管不足以博得众人的尊重 I agree. Simply naming me dorm R.A. isn't enough to command respect.
我需要一个实物来象征我的权威 I need a physical symbol of my authority,
就像国王的节杖一样 like the way a king had a scepter.
所以你想要一把节杖 So, you want a scepter?
不行 那反而会被用来对付我 No, that could be used against me.
要不弄个徽章怎么样 Ooh, how about a badge?
我会像德州骑警一样 I'd be like a Texas Ranger
巡视宿舍走廊 who patrols the halls of a dormitory.
这些主意都很棒 Well, these all just such terrific ideas but,
不过你看由我办公室发布一封亲笔信 um, how about an official letter from my desk
来证明你的地位怎么样 with a handwritten note attesting to your position?
来 "致鲍尔宿舍的全体学生" All right. "To the students of Bower Hall."
你的字迹就这水平啊 That's your handwriting?
"本公文 "This document
赋予谢尔顿·库珀 bestows on Sheldon Cooper all the powers
宿管的一切权力与特权" and privileges of resident advisor."
"赋予" 我喜欢这词 "Bestows." I like it.
字有点潦草 但我喜欢 Sloppy, but I like it.
♪ 我能看见新天地 ♪ ♪ I can see a new horizon ♪
♪ 意识到 ♪ ♪ Realize♪
♪ 那让我一直意识到 ♪ ♪ That will keep me realizin' ♪
Biggest part of me - Ambrosia
♪ 你是我生命中最重要的人 ♪ ♪ You're the biggest part of me... ♪
没眼看 Nope.
♪ 请陪在我身边 一直爱我... ♪ ♪ Need your lovin' here beside... ♪
不得不说 Well, I got to tell you,
-刚才好刺激 -我早跟你说了 - that was pretty exciting. - Mm. I told you.
有一瞬间 我觉得我们是雌雄大盗 For a while there, I felt like Bonnie and Clyde,
只是少了那些谋杀和骚乱 without all the murder and mayhem.
夜尚未央 说不好哦 Well, the night's still young.
接下来这句可能更像是雌大盗会问的问题 So at the risk of sounding more like Bonnie than Clyde, uh,
我们现在算什么关系 where do we stand in our relationship?
是你甩了我 记得吗 You're the one who broke up with me.
可能我重新思考过现状 Oh, maybe I've rethought the situation.
这么说你当初做错了 So you were wrong.
这事不存在什么对或错吧 I don't believe there's any right or wrong here.
说出来 说你做错了 Say it. Say you were wrong.
我确实后悔了 I do regret it.
因为...你... Because... you were...
做错了 wrong.
没错 Yes.
你意下如何 想再给彼此一次机会吗 So what do you say-- you want to give it another chance?
等一下 Hang on.
能不能给我一句痛快话 Just give me a straight answer.
我是大人了 我能扛得住 I'm a big boy. I can take it.
我们好像被跟踪了 I think we're being followed.
什么 What?
不会吧 No.
那辆皮卡吗 The pickup truck?
是那辆橙色福特斑马 The orange Pinto.
我在加油时看见过它 I saw it when we gassed up.
之后它一直隔着一辆车跟着我们 It's been two cars back ever since.
我准备加速 看看会怎么样 I'm gonna speed up and see what happens.
我们被跟踪了 We're being followed.
你还兴奋吗 Are you still excited?
不 我闹心死了 No, I'm upset.
很好 Good.
那我们就达成共识了 Then we're on the same page.
开门 我是宿管 Open up. It's the R.A.
干嘛 Yeah?
现在不得喧哗 你得把音乐关掉 It's quiet hours. You have to turn the music off.
-谁说的 -本宿管说的 - Says who? - Me, the R.A.
你刚才可能因为音乐太响 没听见我说话 You probably didn't hear me over the music.
也许这能使你信服 Maybe this will convince you.
她的手写体可能值得怀疑 Her cursive is maybe questionable,
但相信我 我的权威绝对不容质疑 but trust me, my authority is not.
闹笑话的是你 我有透明胶带 Joke's on you. I have Scotch tape.
我没看见他的踪影 你呢 I don't see him anywhere. Do you?
-没看见 -老天 - Nope. - Oh, man.
现在这一切结束了 Well, now that that's over,
我又开始觉得兴奋了 I'm starting to feel the excitement again.
很疯狂对吧 我想危险就是会带来刺激感 Crazy, right? I think that's the way danger works.
就像坐过山车 Oh, it's like a rollercoaster.
二位 Well,
太巧了吧 ain't this a coincidence.
不是吧 Oh, come on.
-什么事 -爸爸妈妈很古怪 - What's up? - Mom and Dad are being weird.
我能待在你这吗 Can I hang out here?
其实现在不太方便 Actually, ain't a good time.
快进来 米希 Come on in, Missy.
美梦破灭了 Dang it.
奶嘴 Sucker.
很好 Good.
是《飞跃童真》啊 Ooh, Look Who's Talking.
-经典之作 -你知不知道 - Classic. - Hey, did you know
给宝宝配音的就是《虎胆龙威》的布鲁斯·威利斯 the baby is the guy from Die Hard?
-不知道 -是真的 - No. - Yeah.
他无所不能 He can do everything.
我刚才坐在那 I was sitting there.
现在你得坐别处了 Yeah, well, now you're not.
我对你无微不至 I'm being nothing but nice here.
我不明白你为什么非要跟我过不去 I don't know why you got to give me a hard time.
为什么 我告诉你为什么 Why? I'll tell you why.
你毁了我的人生 这理由够了吗 You ruined my life. Is that enough "why" for you?
别说得你好像多无辜一样 Hey, you weren't so innocent.
我没记错的话 你给未成年人 也就是我喝酒 If I recall, you provided alcohol to a minor-- me.
这是犯法的 That's illegal.
-你隐瞒了真实年龄 -你先隐瞒的 - You lied about your age. - You lied first.
我们还是别在你妹妹面前吵了 Okay, you know what? Let's not do this in front of your sister.
我倒觉得这熟悉的场景让我安心 你们继续吵 It actually feels normal. Keep going.
别忘了 我说谎是因为你很辣 And let's not forget, I only lied 'cause you're hot.
救命啊 Oh, my God.
我们不用看主角宝宝会说话的电影了 We don't need to watch a movie about a talking baby.
眼前就有一个逼逼不停的巨婴 You're right here.
别忘了锁门 快点 Ooh, lock the door, lock the door.
-又没人在家 -以防万一嘛 - No one's home. - Just in case.
我想玩点狂野的 I have a wild and crazy idea.
我喜欢这个开头 I like where this is headed.
我们来造人吧 Let's make a baby.
你是在开玩笑吧 You're kidding, right?
我说不好 从头来过可能会很好玩啊 I don't know. It might be fun to start over.
好玩 这屋子里发生过的鸡飞狗跳你都忘了吗 Fun? What house you been living in?
我是认真的 我们最近水乳交融 I'm serious. We've been getting along so great,
我又有那么多空闲时间 and I have all this extra time on my hands.
不如就好好利用吧 Uh, let's take advantage.
你儿子马上要有宝宝了 你照顾那个就行 Your son's about to have a baby. You can take care of that one.
不行 我妈抢先预订了照顾权 No, my mother called dibs.
你妈都有一万岁老了 Your mother's a million years old.
你觉得她能半夜爬起来 You think she's gonna be changing diapers
换尿片吗 in the middle of the night?
我来告诉你 你哪根筋不对 I'll tell you what your problem is.
你被踢出教会 you got kicked out of your church,
孩子也长大了 your-your kids are grown up,
你自怨自艾 you're feeling sorry for yourself, and,
觉得一个宝宝就能解决这些问题 yeah, you think a baby'll solve the problem.
怎么样 说话啊 Well? Say something.
你让我超级火大 You make me so mad.
你去哪 Where you going?
我们还是可以一炮泯恩仇啊 We can still do it mad.
你想吃点什么 那个... So what do you want, uh...
-丹尼斯 -对对 - Dennis. - Right.
丹尼斯 这名字很彪悍 Dennis. Tough name.
你想吃点什么 丹尼斯 So what do you want... Dennis?
我不禁注意到你们的卡车挂着德州车牌 Couldn't help noticing you got Texas plates on that truck.
在德州开赌博机店是违法的 Operating poker machines ain't legal in Texas.
怎么 你是条子吗 So what are you, a cop?
不是 我只是可能会报警的人 No, no, I'm just a guy who might call the cops, you know,
如果我们不达成某种协议 if we don't come to an arrangement.
要点单吗 Can I take your order?
谢谢 亲爱的 Thank you, honey.
我好想吃炸鸡式牛排 You know, I got a hankering for chicken fried steak.
表面淋上肉汁 但必须得是奶油肉汁哦 Gravy on top, but only if it's cream gravy.
来份土豆泥 淋上更多的奶油和肉汁 And the mashed potatoes with more cream and gravy on top.
再来杯冰茶 And, uh, ice tea when you can.
这就不用淋肉汁了 No gravy on that.
你们二位呢 And how about for you two?
我需要借用下洗手间 I'm gonna use your restroom.
他知道我喜欢吃什么 He knows what I like.
-你要走了 -是啊 - You're leaving? - Uh-huh.
我要尿尿 I got to tinkle.
我点一份华夫饼吧 I guess I'll have the waffles,
给那位女士来份... and the lady will have, um...
也来份华夫饼吧 ...also waffles.
刚才的事你怎么说 So, what do you think?
丹尼斯 这轮不到我做主 Well, Dennis, I'm not the guy to talk to.
不如等老大尿完再说吧 Uh, why don't we wait for the boss to finish tinkling?
但我得告诉你 这是我第一次遭人勒索 But I do got to tell you, this is my first shakedown.
别这么想 Don't think of it like that.
这只是生意交易 It's just a business arrangement.
我做生意38年了 Well, I've been a businessman for 38 years,
以前从来没被人威胁过 and I don't think I've ever been threatened before.
你做哪一行 What kind of business you in?
-在听吗 -什么 - Hello? - Huh?
你做哪一行 What kind of business you in?
美容师 Groomer.
狗狗美容师 Dog groomer, yeah.
勉强也可以帮猫美容 但我偏爱狗狗 Cats if you make me, but I pretty much love the doggies.
你给鸟做过美容吗 You ever do birds?
没有 鸟有羽毛 No. Mm-hmm. Birds got feathers,
基本上自己就能梳理好 and they're... they're self-grooming, pretty much.
我一直以为猫猫会帮自己梳理毛 Yeah, I always thought cats were self-grooming.
很多人有这种误解 Well, people think that, but, no. No, you got to...
其实偶尔还是要帮猫咪洗澡 You got to dip a cat once in a while.
好了 Well, okay then.
你要去哪 Where are you going?
丹尼斯 我对这事感到很抱歉 Dennis, I am really sorry about this.
请问有什么事 May I help you?
没热水了 There's no hot water.
遵守舍规的人才有热水 There is for rule followers.
你不能擅自把热水关掉 You can't just turn off the hot water.
-就是啊 -你没权这么做 - Yeah. - Yeah.
如果你们想享有文明社会的待遇 If you want the benefits of civilization,
就必须做个文明人 you have to behave in a civilized manner.
你们自己决定 The decision is yours.
我不需要纸笔也能记住捣乱者的名字 I don't need a pen and paper to take names.
你 你叫什么 You. What's your name?
我会查出来的 到时后果很严重 You know I'll find out and there will be consequences.
你干什... Hey, what are you...