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感觉我差不多要卷铺盖了 Sounds like I'm done here.
翻译 一场游戏赛太公 油腻希
估计找了卡迪基大学那个教练吧 It's probably that coach from Carthage.
-其实呢 他们找了我 -韦恩 - Actually, I got offered the job. - Wayne.
校对 一场梦赛太公
早啊 乔治 Morning, George.
-我不干了 -别这样嘛 - I quit. - Come on.
我有任何机会能保住工作吗 Is there a chance I keep my job?
后期 灰灰是菇凉 时间轴 加森
没有 No.
那好歹让我按自己的方式走吧 Then at least let me leave on my own terms.
行吧 All right.
总监 新浪微博@赛太公
好 马上到啦 All right, almost there.
你说得我心里有点毛毛的 I don't know about this.
你上次给我的"惊喜" 是压到我膀胱 The last surprise you got me is pressing on my bladder.
惊喜吧 Surprise.
你买了一辆丑车送我吗 You got me an ugly car?
不 我是给我们家买了家庭车 No, I bought me a family car.
你本来的野马呢 What about your Mustang?
我拿去换车啦 I traded it in.
换这玩意吗 For this?
卖车的人也这么说了 That's what the guy at the lot said.
你不是很爱你的野马吗 But you love that Mustang.
是啊 可是那辆车 Yeah, but there was no way
后座绝对塞不下婴儿座椅 I was gonna get a baby seat in the back.
那你可真是有心了 Well, that's very thoughtful.
而且这车超级安全 我妈也有一辆 And these things are real safe, too. My mom has one.
我小时候她开车撞到冰激凌车 When I was little, she hit an ice cream truck with it.
我甚至都没被弄醒 I didn't even wake up.
现在告诉你我只喜欢你的帅车 是不是时机不佳 Is this a bad time to tell you I only liked you for your cool car?
你现在笑话这辆车 You say that now, but wait till
等出门买菜时看到这车有多能装你就服了 you see how many groceries we can get in the back of this thing.
真不敢相信你这么做了 I can't believe you did this.
这有什么好考虑的呢 It's a no-brainer.
我希望我们的孩子平平安安 I want to keep our kid safe.
谢谢你 Thank you.
哎哟 有意思 Hm. That was interesting.
你可不可以别这么幼稚 Oh, grow up.
我幼稚 Grow up?
我可是刚买了25人座的大人 I bought a car that seats 25.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
你来跟我们一起吃饭真是太开心了 It's so nice that you're joining us for dinner.
求你别小题大做 Please don't make a big deal out of it.
我只是说了开心啊 I just said it was nice.
你说的是太开心了 You said so nice.
抱歉啊 I'm sorry.
没事的 It's fine.
侄手足家长 我有问题想问 Niblingo, I have a question.
什么侄手足家长 Niblingo?
他创的称呼 He made it up.
我创这词出来是因为 I coined it because there was no word
目前没有词来称呼我侄子或侄女未婚的妈妈 to denote the unmarried mother of our niece or nephew.
谢尔顿 这很没礼貌 Sheldon, that sounds rude.
那你有更好的词来叫 Do you have a better word for
我侄子或侄女未婚的妈妈吗 the unmarried mother of a niece or nephew?
我不确定有没有需要用到这词 I'm not sure we need one.
我觉得很贴心啊 I think it's sweet.
某种程度上 Kind of.
所以你想问什么问题 Uh, what's your question?
谢谢你 侄手足家长 Thanks, Niblingo.
我听说孕妇要为两个人吃饭 I've heard that pregnant women eat for two.
所以你是一次吃两份大人分量吗 Does that mean that you need two full-size portions?
那看来老爸也怀孕啦 I guess Dad's pregnant then.
一份大人的应该就行了 One portion should be fine,
毕竟这宝宝目前只有高尔夫球大 considering the baby's the size of a golf ball.
其实根据我的计算 Actually, according to my calculations,
宝宝现在的大小有彩椒那么大 the baby's the size of a bell pepper.
不过我的计算可能有偏差 Although I could be off.
你最后一次月经是什么时候 When was your last menstruation?
你不需要回答这问题 You do not need to answer that.
我也没打算回 I was not going to.
我诚心代替他们向你道歉 I'm real sorry about them.
我... 我又没说错什么 Wh... I didn't say anything wrong.
我也没有啊 Neither did I.
你过分友好 You were being overly nice.
把大家都搞得很不自在 It made everybody uncomfortable.
谁在晚餐时间打来啊 Who's calling during dinner?
我们家族有双胞胎基因 You know, twins run in our family.
没怀双胞胎 It's not twins.
太遗憾了 That's too bad.
你有聪明孩子的几率能加倍呢 It would double your chances of having a remarkable child.
就像我 Like me.
或得到有人气的孩子 Or a child that people like.
吃你们的饭 Just eat your dinner.
你会去查性别吗 Are you gonna find out the sex?
-会 -不会 - Yes. - No.
不查吗 No?
我想最后得到惊喜嘛 I want to be surprised.
我不喜欢惊喜 I don't like surprises.
那会想举办迎宝派对吗 大家想先知道啊 What about the baby shower? People are gonna want to know.
当然 我们一定得办吧 Oh, yeah. We got to have a baby shower.
什么是迎宝派对啊 Remind me what a baby shower is.
我得出去 I got to go.
没出什么事吧 Everything okay?
是彼得森打来 That was Petersen.
韦恩好像出什么事了 Something's going on with Wayne.
-什么样的事啊 -不知道啊 - What's that mean? - I don't know.
感觉不太妙就是了 Doesn't sound good.
你知道现代的迎宝派对 Did you know the modern baby shower
历史可以追溯回古埃及 has history that goes back to ancient Egyptian
以及希腊文明吗 and Greek civilizations?
聪明那个 Remarkable.
发生什么事啦 What's going on?
不知道啊 他没来上班 I don't know. He didn't show up for work.
我听说他来这里了 I heard he was here.
-闹什么啊 -不知道 - What's that about? - I don't know.
滚开 Go away.
韦恩 是我乔治 开门 Wayne, it's George. Open up.
我都说了滚开 I said go away.
如果你不让我们进来 If you don't let us in...
汤姆说要撞门而入了 Tom here says he's gonna knock the door down.
你干嘛说... Why you got to...
要喝东西吗 Want a drink?
我有伏特加跟沙士 I got vodka and root beer.
韦恩 发生什么事啦 Wayne, what's going on?
我的人生就是一场骗局 My life is a lie.
同性恋吗 Gay?
我不知道啊 I don't know.
你得说得更清楚一点 We're gonna need more than that.
我的婚姻 My marriage.
我美好的婚姻 完蛋了 My beautiful marriage-- it's-it's over.
你和你老婆吗 不可能 You and Darlene? No.
你们是我认识最甜蜜的夫妻 You two are the happiest couple I know.
我意思是 无论发生了什么 I mean, wh... whatever's going on,
一切都会过去的啦 it'll blow over.
她出轨了 She's cheating on me.
你确定吗 You sure?
天啊 抱歉 这太糟糕了 Oh, man. I'm sorry, that's terrible.
还是跟我最好的兄弟 With my best friend.
这更糟糕了 That's even more terrible.
她本来是我的全世界 She was my world.
这也不代表就得举白旗投降啊 Well there's no reason to throw in the towel.
你还是有机会把她追回来 I mean, you can still get her back.
她怀了他的孩子 She's having his baby.
这... 你帮忙说点啥啊 Well... Say something.
这能安慰什么啊 What do you say to that?
你以前从来没发现什么蛛丝马迹吗 You really never suspected anything?
-你就接这话吗 -你自己屁都憋不出 - That's what you say? - You had nothing.
韦恩 兄弟... Wayne, buddy, uh...
我知道这一切看起来很糟 No, I-I know it seems bad now,
因为的确很糟 which it is.
所以看起来真的很糟 Which is why it seems that way.
我的老天爷啊 Oh, my God.
就... 就让我一个人静静吧 Just... Just leave me alone.
你们又帮不了这事 Y'all can't fix this.
你想怎么做 What do you want to do?
不知道啊 但也不能丢他在这里 Oh, I don't know. We can't leave him here.
那把他带到你家 Let's take him to your place.
-没办法啊 -为什么 - I can't do that. - Why not?
如果我把每个有婚姻问题的老师都带回家 If I took in every teacher with marital problems,
那我的公寓会跟消防局一样忙碌 my apartment would look like a firehouse.
行 Fine.
韦恩 穿上裤子 你跟我回家 Wayne, grab your pants. You're coming with me.
我才不想待在你跟你幸福一家的旁边 I don't want to be around you and your happy family.
幸福个头 跟我们待几天 Happy? Uh, couple days with us
你绝对会庆幸那孩子不是你的种 and you'll be glad that kid ain't yours.
走吧 穿上裤子 Let's go. Pants.
谢谢啦 晚餐很有意思 Well, thanks again. That was fun.
真的假的 跟我那家人吗 Really? Dinner with my family?
我的家人已经跟我断绝联系 My family won't talk to me at all.
所以"侄手足家长"与家常菜永远大胜 So, I'll take "niblingo" and a home-cooked meal any day.
永远欢迎你来吃饭 Well, you're always welcome.
冰箱里好像还有冰激凌 I think there's ice cream in the freezer,
要是你想进来坐坐 if you want to come in.
我的意思是我负责吃 不过你可以看 I mean, I'm gonna eat it, but you can watch.
谢谢你的邀请 但我得去工作了 Thanks, but I got to get to work.
不是自助洗衣店吗 It's a laundromat.
自助顾名思义不就是... Doesn't it kind of run on its own?
表面上看起来是这样 You'd think that,
但其实还是有很多技术问题需要去处理 but there's a lot of technical issues--
棉絮什么的 lint and such.
好吧 晚安啦 Okay. Good night.
晚安 Good night.
看看我 Look at me.
一点一点凿开冰山 Just chipping away the ice.
出事了 Well, this is a wrinkle.
米希 米希 Missy. Missy.
干嘛 What?
有个社交方面的问题出现了 An issue of social protocol has arisen,
我需要你的指点 and I need your input.
他在这里干嘛 What's he doing here?
不知道 I don't know.
但更重要的是 我现在看电视会不会不礼貌 But more importantly, would it be rude if I watch television?
妈妈 Mom.
干嘛 What?
为什么威尔金斯教练睡在沙发上 Why is Coach Wilkins asleep on the couch?
不 要问的是他在沙发上睡觉时 No, the question is can I watch TV
我在旁边看电视会不会不礼貌 with Coach Wilkins asleep on the couch?
问题虽然相近 但重点有很大的不同 It's a subtle but important difference.
滚出去 Get out.
汤姆你来啦 Oh, hey, Tom.
他情况怎么样啦 How's he doing?
还在一睡方休 Still sleeping it off. Mm-hmm.
-早安 汤姆 -玛丽 - Morning, Tom. - Mary.
真不敢相信达琳会这么对他 I just can't believe Darlene would do that to him.
对啊 真是... Yeah, just...
还是在周五夜的大比赛之前 Right before the big game Friday night.
你们觉得他能在那之前振作起来吗 Think he can pull himself together by then?
我怎么可能知道 How would I know?
不是吧 Really?
人家的生活分崩离析 A man's life is coming apart
你担心的却是橄榄球比赛吗 and you're worried about a football game?
是啊 Well, yeah.
我们能到外面谈吗 Can we take this outside?
有事吗 Do you mind?
没事啊 I don't mind.
-你有事吗 -我没事啊 - Do you mind? - I don't mind.
我们没事啊 We don't mind.
听我说 乔治 我真的很需要你帮把手 Oh, listen, George, I really need your help here.
我是要去帮什么把手啊 What do you expect me to do?
不知道啊 让他能恢复执教 I don't know. Get him coaching again.
你自己要把我的工作给他 你自己负责 You gave him my job. This is your problem.
-你自己离职的啊 -是因为你本打算炒了我 - Well, you quit. - You were gonna fire me.
但你先离职了啊 But you quit first.
我们能不能把焦点放在韦恩身上 Can we please just focus on Wayne?
我求求你了 乔治 I'm begging you, George.
你也知道这场比赛有多重要 You know what a big deal this game is.
我也不知道能怎么帮啊 Don't know what the hell I'm supposed to do.
好啦好啦 Okay.
谢谢你了 我欠你的 Thank you. I owe you one.
我帮忙不是为了帮你 I'm not doing this for you,
是为了队伍里的孩子们 I'm doing it for the kids on that team.
-那韦恩呢 -他怎么样 - What about Wayne? - What about him?
还有为了韦恩 And Wayne.
我叫小乔治去旅馆把你的车开回来 I had Georgie go get your car from the motel.
谢了 Thanks.
相信我 回去工作正是你需要的 Trust me, going back to work is just what you need.
你得牢记一件事 One thing you got to remember,
这故事还没完 this story ain't over.
我们不知道结局会如何 We don't know how it's gonna end.
唯一能做决定的人就是你 The only person that can decide that is you.
你就是你人生故事里的大英雄 You are the hero of your story.
你来采取行动 你来发号施令 You take the action. You call the shots.
你决定你自己的命运 You decide your destiny.
我们上次被纳卡多奇斯队爆虐 That's the same speech you gave at halftime
你中场休息时也是用这套说辞给大家打气 when we were getting our nuts crushed by Nacogdoches.
你记得之后怎么样吗 我们扭转局面赢了比赛 And you remember what happened? We came back and won that game.
那是因为对方的四分卫肩膀脱臼了 After their quarterback dislocated his shoulder.
你都不努力一下 韦恩 You're not even trying, Wayne.
我有努力 是你摆烂 I am, you're not.
麦卡利斯特女士 Ms. McAllister,
我们档案里没有你的保险信息 we don't have any insurance information on file for you.
没事 我们会付现金 Oh, that's all right. We'll be paying in cash.
现金 Cash?
我们信仰现金这位上帝 In God we trust.
你出门总带那么多现金吗 You always carry that much cash around?
你以为我胸口这对饱满高耸的宝贝是真货吗 Do you think there's just boobs in this bra?
但为什么带着啊 No, I mean, why?
因为自助洗衣店都用现金交易 Well, the laundromat's a cash business.
但那大部分是硬币啊 不是吗 That's mostly just quarters, though, isn't it?
是啦 不过现在我们又开了录影带店 Uh, yeah, but, well, now we've got the video store,
加上我不太信任银行 and I'm not real big on banks.
因为你经历过30年代的大萧条时期 对吧 Because you lived through the Depression?
对啦 Yeah.
好了各位同学 收起铅笔关上书本 All right, everyone. Pencils out, books away.
我们准备考试啦 Let's get ready to take this test.
威尔金斯老师 Mrs. Wilkins?
你真想让我们今天考试吗 Are you sure you want us to take this test today?
为什么不呢 Why wouldn't I?
毕竟 Well, you know,
你现在有那么多糟心事 with everything you're going through?
你的战术本 Okay, we got your playbook,
训练计划都在这了 we got your practice plan, and
您这位橄榄球教练准备好大展身手啦 you, sir, are ready to coach some kick-ass football.
谢了 乔治 Thanks, George.
我很感谢你为我做的这一切 I really appreciate everything you've done for me.
回来工作正是我需要的 Coming back to work was just what I needed.
我很乐意帮忙 Happy to help.
威尔金斯教练 Coach Wilkins.
你到底跟米希·库珀说了什么鬼话 What the hell did you tell Missy Cooper?!
我出去回避一下 I'll give you some privacy.
这条过道摆的是最近的新片 Over in this aisle we've got your new releases.
这边是动作片和冒险片 Here are your action and adventures--
史泰龙 施瓦辛格 your Stallones, your Schwarzeneggers,
尚格·云顿等动作巨星 your Van Dammes,
当然还少不了一整排妹子爱看的言情片 and of course we have a whole row of chick flicks,
在电影业内被称为浪漫喜剧 known in the movie biz as rom-coms.
请勿进入 Do not enter?
-那里面有什么 -那间吗 - What's back there? - Oh, that?
就是个仓库 放了些杂物和倒带机器 That's just some storage and a bunch of machines
以防有些自私的懒鬼 that rewind the tapes when people are not kind
不倒带就还回来 and don't rewind.
很酷啊 Very cool.
如果你们需要招收银员 Hey, if you ever need any help behind the cash register,
我绝对宁愿在这里打工 I'd sure rather be working here
-也不想在餐厅站一整天 -不 - than being on my feet all day at the diner. - Mm, no.
你不想做这个的 No, you don't want to do that.
你是名出色的服务员 You're such a good waitress.
来这里就太埋没你的才华了 It'd be a waste of your talent.
小乔治 Hey, Georgie.
拉特利奇警官 Officer Rutledge.
恭喜你们扩张了商业帝国版图 Congratulations on your expanding business empire.
多谢夸奖 不敢当 Thank you. Very kind.
杰克你好啊 Hey there, Jake.
康妮 Hey, Connie.
我刚正跟你外孙说 I was just telling your grandson here
我很喜欢这个新店 how much I love the new place.
曼蒂 我带你看看儿童专区 Mandy, let me show you the kids section.
《兔八哥》《摩登原始人》《木偶奇遇记》一应俱全 Got all the Looney Tunes, Flintstones, Fraggle Rock.
这是怎么回事 What's going on?
没什么啊 就想着我们快有宝宝了 Nothing. Just figured we're having a kid,
应该熟悉下这类卡通 we should be familiar with the genre.
谢谢你来访 Well, thanks for dropping by.
我们需要重谈协议条款 We need to renegotiate our arrangement.
迟点就聊这个 Uh, and we will talk about that soon.
现在你先... Meanwhile...
拿点扭扭糖 以示我们的诚意 Grab some Red Vines. Show of good faith.
杰克这人表面还真看不出来 You wouldn't think it about Jake, but...
其实他很喜欢看外国片 he just loves a foreign film.
别演了好吗 Just stop it, okay?
-我知道这是怎么一回事 -你知道 - I know what's going on here. - You do?
那个猥琐的条子 那趟墨西哥之行 That creepy cop, that trip to Mexico,
你胸罩里藏的现金 all that cash in your bra.
你们在贩毒 Y'all are selling drugs.
我们没贩毒 We're not selling drugs.
你意思是那小房间里没藏什么 So you're telling me there's nothing weird
见不得人的事 going on back there?
那我又没这么说 Oh, I didn't say that.
我们进去看看 Let's take a walk.
你要尽量保持开明的态度 Try and keep an open mind.
我的老天啊 Oh, my God.
看见没 不是毒品 See? Not drugs.
那美妙的音乐声说明 And that is the sound
庄家的胜率比赌客高22% of a 22% house advantage.
这合法吗 Is it legal?
-当然 -不合法 - Yes. - No.
-算合法吧 -勉强算 - Kind of. - K... Kind of.
警察包庇你们 也分一杯羹 So, the police are in on it.
一点点吧 A little bit, yeah.
这是俗称的隐名合伙人 Silent partner, as they say.
我知道你一时很难接受 I know it's a lot.
这太酷了 It's amazing.
真的吗 It is?
我的小孩可以上私立学校了 My kid's going to private school.
你可以上私立学校了 You're going to private school!
好了各位队员 训练很棒 All right, everybody. Great practice.
大家围成一圈 屈膝跪下 Let's gather round, take a knee.
教练 交给你了 All right, Coach. They're all yours.
谢谢 乔治 Thank you, George.
瞧瞧你们 Look at you guys.
年轻 强壮 Young, strong,
怀揣着无数的希望和梦想 all your hopes and dreams in front of you.
你们根本不知道 None of you have any idea
社会有多残酷 of what's out there waiting for you.
韦恩 你想要说什么 Wayne, where you going with it?
一支队伍需要彼此信任 A team requires trust.
当然了 球被截走时 Sure, you can count on your teammates
你可以指望队友抢回来 when the ball is snapped.
但当队员 But can you count on them
带着你打算共度一生的女人 when they're away at a teachers conference
外出参加教师研讨会时 你还能指望他们吗 with the woman you were gonna spend your life with?
说啊 Hmm?
好了 Okay.
数到三喊"团队" "Team" on three.
我不会服从程序 I will not submit to the procedures.
那是数据少校 That's Commander Data.
他是人形机器人 但渴望变成人类 He's an android, but he aspires to be human.
要我说 Which, if you ask me,
这是迈向了错误的方向 is a step in the wrong direction.
我能理解你的异议 I understand your objection.
我不知道他这副样子 周五晚上要怎么带队 I don't know how he's gonna coach the game on Friday night.
可怜的家伙 Poor man.
你能相信他的婚姻 Can you believe his marriage
-就这样破裂了吗 -就是啊 - falling apart like that? - I know.
按理说这种事要发生也是发生在我们身上 If it was gonna happen to anybody, you'd think it'd be us.
说得太对了 Ain't that the truth.
我今天见到你老婆了 Saw your wife today.
我听说了 I heard.
你待在我们家很明智 她看起来很火大 You're smart to stay here. She seems pretty mad.
周五晚上 德克萨斯州泰勒市
韦恩 我们把球抢回来了 Okay, Wayne, we got the ball back,
你想怎么做 what do you want to do?
我想自杀 Kill myself.
别说丧气话 快帮帮我 Come on, buddy, help me out here.
我做不到 乔治 I can't, George.
我就是做不到 I just can't.
好吧 Okay.
史蒂文斯 All right. Stevens!
过来 听好了 Come on. All right, listen up.
剩下的时间我们都要持球进攻 Yeah. All right, we're gonna run the ball the rest of the game.
知道吗 双手抱紧球 Okay? Two hands.
-不要搞花里胡哨的 知道吗 -好 教练 - Nothing fancy. All right? - Yes, Coach.
让他们传球 让他们失球 Let them pass, let them turn it over.
明白吗 上吧 All right? Go.
我带披萨回来了 出来吃 Hey, I brought some pizza home, come on.
没空 Can't.
谢尔顿 没有漏水 Sheldon, there ain't no leaks.
可能会漏 我不能冒险 There might be. I can't risk it.
要不要我拿一片进来给你吃 You want me to bring you a slice in here?
掉饼渣怎么办 What about crumbs?
饼渣会引来虫子 虫子会让人得病 Crumbs attract bugs. Bugs bring disease.
把桶给我吧 Give me the bucket.
我来监察漏水情况 你去吃 I'll watch for leaks while you go eat.
-真的吗 -真的 - Really? - Yeah.
好啊 Okay.
不过密切留意电脑上方 But keep an eye above the computer,
那是我防漏水行动的核心所在 that's the heart of my whole operation.
知道了 Got it.
-还有火车模型 -快去吃吧 - And the train set. - Go eat.
谢尔顿 你哥呢 Sheldon, where's your brother?
他在我房间 别让他分心 He's in my room. Don't distract him.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我在盯漏水情况 I'm on leak patrol.
什么 What?
我在看顾弟妹 只有这样 I'm babysitting and it's the only way
才能让我弟乖乖去吃饭 I can get my brother to eat.
怎么了 What's up?
我就想说声谢谢 I just wanted to thank you
你最近对我关怀备至 for how wonderful you've been.
太好了 你注意到了 Oh, good, you noticed.
我注意到了 I noticed.
汇报现状 Status report?
半滴水都没有 Dry as a bone.
那我够时间吃第二片咯 So, I have time for a second slice?
大吃特吃吧 Go nuts.
收到 Copy.
就算我们孩子是怪人 我也早有经验了 If our kid's weird, I'm ready.
最后比分 梅德福队6 泰勒队0 Final score, Medford 6, Tyler 0.
乔治 George!
恭喜啊 Congratulations.
谢谢 汤姆 Thanks, Tom.
下周还想再来一次吗 Feel like doing this again next week?
什么意思 What are you saying?
你可以做回以前的工作 I'm saying you got your job back.
如果你想的话 If you want it.
那韦恩怎么办 What about Wayne?
你看他还有救吗 What about him?
要我回来就不能炒了他 He's got to be part of the deal.
你自己的烦心事还不够多吗 Don't you have enough to worry about?
他是我的朋友 He's my friend.
再说如果我不想他再赖在我家 他就需要工作 And if I want him out of my house, he needs a job.
你说了算 Your call.
谢了 汤姆 Thanks, Tom.
不客气 You bet.
你干什么 Hey! What...
这是报复你炒我鱿鱼 That's for firing me.
是你自己辞职的 You quit!
早上好 Morning.
你起得真早 You're up early.
你回来得真晚 You were out late.
是啊 我昨晚... Uh, yeah. I was just, uh...
我知道你去哪了 I know where you were.
好吧 Okay.
我们需要谈这事吗 Do we need to talk about this?
我享受你的尴尬就够了 I'm happy to just enjoy the awkwardness.
好极了 Great. Well...
那我回房间了 I'm gonna go.
我会目送你 And I'm gonna watch you.