《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously onYoung Sheldon...
我跟爸妈说了孩子的事 So I told my folks about the baby.
翻译 完整主义赛太公 油腻希
怎么样 And?
他们说我只能靠自己 They told me I'm on my own.
他们不想和我有任何瓜葛 They want nothing to do with me.
再等等看吧 他们仍有可能回心转意 Give it a minute. They still might come around.
校对 支离破碎赛太公
我都还没来得及说 孩子爹只有17岁 I didn't even get to the part where the father's 17 years old.
后期 灰灰是菇凉 时间轴 加森
那下次还有好玩的猛料可爆 Something fun for next time.
欢迎光临金刚漫画 我是米希 Welcome to King Kong Comics. I'm Missy.
你有什么问题可以随时找我 If you have any questions, please let me know.
总监 新浪微博@赛太公
我没有问题 I don't have any questions,
我比你更了解漫画 I know more about comic books than you do.
好吧 如果你有什么需要 Cool. If you need something,
就到柜台找我 那是我工作的地方 I'll be at the front counter... where I work.
这里挺不错啊 This is nice.
是啊 但这不是约会 Yep. But it's not a date.
-只是吃个晚饭 -好的 - Just dinner. - Right.
-两个要有宝宝的人一起吃 -小乔治 - For two people having a baby. - Georgie...
前不久的某一晚还爽了爽 Who recently spent a night of lovemaking together.
你快住嘴吧 Please stop.
我就是想确定一下这餐饭的定义 I just want to know what we're doing here.
我们就是共进晚餐 We're having dinner,
而且我会点两份点心 and I'm ordering two desserts.
不要搞复杂了 Don't complicate it.
靠 Oh, no.
怎么啦 What?
我父母 My parents.
真巧 要去打个招呼吗 Cool. Should we say hi?
我们应该赶紧跑 We should run.
别招了 Oh, just stop it.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
老妈 Hi, Mom.
老爸 Dad.
阿曼达 Amanda.
亲爱的 Hey, sweetie.
这是我的... This is my, uh...
他叫小乔治 This is Georgie.
很高兴见到你们 Hey, nice to meet y'all.
好吧 Okay.
他就是生父吗 So, this is the father?
-嗯哼 -骄傲的父亲 - Mm-hmm. - Proud father.
非常引以为豪 Very proud.
你几岁啊 How old are you?
-三月的时候我就... -小乔治是一家洗衣店的主管 - In March, I'll be... - Georgie actually manages a laundromat.
他很成功 He's very successful.
我爸爸也自己经营生意 My dad runs his own business, too.
真的吗 您做哪行的 Really? What do you do?
我开轮胎行 就在... I own the tire shop up over there on...
你到底几岁 How old are you?
已经足够成熟懂事了 Well, old enough to know better.
最重要的是 Most important is,
无论我们是不是夫妻 我都会守护好曼蒂与宝宝 I'm here for Mandy and the baby whether we're a couple or not.
等等 你们俩不是一对吗 Wait, now hold on a second, y'all ain't together?
好问题 Good question.
是还不是 到底是哪样 You are or you aren't? Which is it?
这是我们的私事 That's our business.
是啦 她自己的人生嘛 Well... it is her life.
已经付完账了 The bill is paid.
我们走啦 We're leaving.
很荣幸见到您 It was nice to meet you.
彼此彼此 Yeah, you too.
-吉姆 -好的 - Jim. - All right.
你觉得他们喜欢我吗 You think they liked me?
在搜集的圈子里 In the world of collecting,
我这型被人称为完整主义者 I'm what's known as a completist.
举个例子 我拥有每种轨距的火车模型 For example, I own every gauge of model train
无论是巨大的G轨款 from the mighty "G,"
还是迷你的T轨款 to the tiny "T."
你看它是不是超可爱 真想把它一口吞下 Look at how cute it is, I just want to eat it up.
不过 一个完整主义者的缺点 However, the downside of being a completist
就是当你少了一样 is when something's missing,
感觉就像有挠不到的痒 it's like an itch you can't scratch,
哪怕你拥有一整组 even if you own a complete set
《正义联盟》痒痒挠... of Justice League back scratchers...
这套我有 which I do.
而我的痒 是搜集不到漫画 In this case that itch was the comic book issue
《末日巡逻队与自杀小队》第一期特刊 Doom Patrol and Suicide Squad Special #1.
什么叫你卖掉了 What do you mean, you sold it?
有人交钱给我 Somebody gave me money,
我就把漫画交给他了 and I gave them the comic book.
这店里的行事规则就是如此 That's kind of how things work here.
但档案上有备注啊 But there was a note on file.
如果又有货 If one became available,
必须得为我保留 it was supposed to be held for me.
对不起 Sorry.
但是档案上有备注 But there was a note on file.
我没看到备注 I didn't see a note.
你真的有去看过档案吗 Did you even check the file?
我帮不了你 那本漫画已经卖掉了 I can't help you. The comic is gone.
那你卖给谁了 Well, who'd you sell it to?
不知道 一个男的 I don't know, some guy.
哪个男的 Which guy?
一个怪咖 Some weird guy.
你自己知道这完全缩减不了范围 That doesn't narrow it down, and you know it.
你跟曼蒂的那顿晚餐如何 How was your dinner with Mandy?
我们遇到了她父母 We ran into her parents.
那情况发展如何 Oh, and how did that go?
要多怪有多怪 About as weird as you'd think.
他们还是完全不想跟她恢复关系吗 Hmm. They still don't want anything to do with her?
完全不想 她挺难过的 Nope. She was pretty upset.
可怜的孩子 Poor thing.
你当年气老妈怀孕吗 Were you mad at Mom for getting pregnant?
那当然 Oh, yeah.
你有不再跟她说话吗 Did you stop talking to her?
当然没有 我就想让她听到我有多火大 Hell no, I wanted her to hear how pissed off I was.
但生她气到头来也只是浪费掉了时间 But all that being mad at her just was a waste of time.
是什么让你回心转意的 What made you come around?
大概是你出生了吧 I guess you showing up.
我的确是从小就魅力不凡啊 I do have a natural charm, don't I?
是啊 You did,
但你学会说话之后就没了 and then you learned to talk.
你好 Hello?
内森你好 我是谢尔顿·库珀 Hello, Nathan. Sheldon Cooper.
你好啊 最近如何 Oh, hey. How's it going?
很糟糕 谢谢你关心 Terrible, thank you for asking.
我听闻你最近购买到了 I understand that you recently purchased
《末日巡逻队与自杀小队》第一期特刊 Doom Patrol Suicide Squad Special Issue #1
在金刚漫画店买的 from King Kong Comics.
是啊 我找这期找好久了 Yeah, I've been trying to track it down forever.
我也是 他们本来应该得留给我的 Me too. They were supposed to hold it for me.
我在他们档案上留了备注 I had a note on file.
那个女生没说什么啊 The girl there didn't say anything.
那个"女生"是我妹妹 That "girl there" is my sister,
她应该要说的 因为我有在档案上留备注 and she should have because I had a note on file.
你妹妹在那里工作吗 太酷了吧 Your sister works there? That's so cool.
如果真的酷 If it was cool, I would have
我手里就会有《末日巡逻队与自杀小队》第一期特刊 Doom Patrol Suicide Squad Special Issue #1.
是啊 我就有一本 超棒 Yeah, I have it. It's great.
卖给我吧 Let me buy it from you.
抱歉 小兄弟 不卖 Ooh. Sorry, little man. No can do.
求你了 我的收藏就差这最后一期了 Please, it's the only thing I need to complete my collection.
要不这样吧 I'll tell you what,
你知道《秘密战争》第八期吗 you know Secret Wars #8?
蜘蛛侠收到黑色战袍那期 When Spider-Man receives his black costume?
我当然知道 Yeah, I'm familiar.
我的收藏也就差这本了 Yeah, well, I need it to complete my collection.
你找来这本我就跟你交换 Find it and Suicide Squad is yours.
没问题 You got it.
再会 Ciao.
我有了任务 I was on a mission.
我唯一需要做的 All I had to do was
就是用网络的力量来帮助我 turn to the power of the Internet for help.
很遗憾的是在1992年 Unfortunately in 1992,
那力量还有很长一段路要走 that power had a long way to go.
我还有点怀念那声音呢 I do kind of miss that sound.
你好 麦卡利斯特先生 还记得我吗 Hey, Mr. McAllister, remember me?
你挺让人难忘的吧 You're kind of hard to forget.
谢谢 我很希望能跟您谈几句 Thank you. I was hoping we could talk.
这个嘛... Oh, uh, yeah.
现在这时机可能不太适... You know, this might not be the best time...
他来这里干嘛 What's he doing here?
你好 Oh, hey.
你也在这里工作啊 你好啊 You work here, too. Hi.
-他想聊聊 -很好啊 - He wanted to talk. - Great.
那就来聊我夫妇俩辛辛苦苦 Let's talk about how we busted our butts
供阿曼达去上大学 to send Amanda to college,
让她的人生能拥有我们从未有过的机遇 give her opportunities we never had,
结果现在她被搞大肚子 混回梅德福 and now she's knocked up and right back in Medford.
要聊就来聊这个吧 Let's talk about that.
我姥姥很喜欢说一句话 Well, my meemaw likes to say
她说每个宝宝都能带来福气 that every baby brings a little luck.
是的 她... 很喜欢说这句话 Yeah, that's... what she likes to say.
我知道你们很不爽 Look, I know you're not happy about it,
但你们就要拥有外孙了 but you're gonna have a grandkid.
把曼蒂赶走也改变不了这件事啊 And cutting Mandy out ain't gonna change that.
他说得没错啊 He's not wrong.
但他也没说对啊 Well, he's not right either.
这也不见得就是坏事啊 You know, it doesn't necessarily have to be a bad thing.
我爸妈也是婚前就怀了我 My mom got pregnant with me before she and my dad got married.
所以你要娶我女儿吗 So you're gonna marry my daughter?
如果她不再说"不要"就娶 Well, if she'd stop saying "No."
这也还不错吧 Well, that's something.
-吉姆 -我闭嘴 - Jim. - All right.
她为什么不愿意嫁给你 你哪里有毛病 Why won't she marry you? What's wrong with you?
这很难说 Hmm. Tough to say.
或许是因为我太有野心 常把工作置于家庭之前 Maybe I'm too ambitious and put work first sometimes.
我跟你说 我也是这样 You know what, I do the same thing.
真的嘛 I do.
还是跟高兴能见到两位 Well, it was lovely to see you both.
下次有机会再多跟我说说 Maybe someday you can tell me more
这个轮胎生意的事情吧 我挺感兴趣的 about the tire business. I bet it's fascinating.
好啊 我很愿意跟你分享 Oh, well, I'd like that.
我儿子对这生意一点兴趣都没有 You know, my son takes no interest in it.
他的损失 His loss.
不送 库珀先生 Goodbye, Mr. Cooper.
再见啦 女士 Goodbye, ma'am.
半钢子午线轮胎 谁发明的这玩意来着 Steel-belted radials, who came up with that?
是米其林 Oh, that was Michelin.
对对对 这就对了 Oh, yeah. There you go.
他问我的嘛 He asked.
谢尔顿 Sheldon...
你好 Hello.
一切还舒适吗 有想要什么吗 Are you comfortable? Can I get you anything?
能有一杯水就最好了 I wouldn't say no to a water.
我是在假客套 你在我位子上干嘛 I wasn't being sincere. Why are you at my desk?
我需要用你的路由上网看我发的帖子 I needed to use your modem to check my bulletin board.
你为什么不能去用图书馆的电脑 Why can't you use the library?
那我就不能见到你啦 傻瓜 Then I wouldn't get to see you, silly.
我收到回应了 Ooh, I got a response.
一个叫红狼的人手里有我在找的漫画 Someone named RedWolf has the comic I'm looking for.
-太好啦 -糟糕 - Oh, joy. - Oh, dear.
某个叫傻叉MC的人出价买了 Someone named Sucka MC just offered to buy it.
扣人心弦的大戏 Riveting.
红狼卖掉了 这真是一场恶梦 RedWolf sold it. This is a disaster.
好可怜啊 起开 That's too bad. Move.
这些留言板也太烦人了吧 These message boards are so frustrating.
你得发帖说自己在找哪本 You have to post what you're looking for,
然后期待有人回复 then hope someone responds,
而且还得祈祷 and then hope you see the reply
自己不被一个叫傻叉MC的人截胡 before they sell it to someone named Sucka MC.
你很不爽吗 好心疼 Oh, you're frustrated? I'm sorry.
你的痛苦真是难以想象呢 I can only imagine what that feels like.
真可惜世界上没有一个漫画资料库 Too bad there's not a comic book database
让我可以直接搜索我想要的资料 so I could search through it and find what I'm looking for.
欧洲核子研究组织有类似的东西 Well, CERN has something similar.
你可以在他们的资料库里搜索文献 You can search a database of scientific papers.
但世上并没有漫画版的资料库啊 But there's no database for comic books.
你应该自己建立一个 去别的地方做 You should make one. Somewhere else.
感觉好废功夫 Mmm, sounds like a lot of work.
感觉也可能很有趣啊 Or does it sound like a lot of fun?
去实践出真知吧 Go find out.
你想跟我一起做吗 Do you want to do it with me?
你得分享成果 并且让我的名字排在前 Only if you share credit, and my name comes first.
算了吧 Never mind.
我就知道这招能行 I knew that would work.
你他妈想什么呢 What the hell were you thinking?
你又干嘛了 What'd you do?
我又做了什么 What'd I do?
你背着我去找我爸妈谈 You went and talked to my folks behind my back?
小乔治啊 Oh, Georgie.
我是想帮他们修复关系 I was trying to patch things up between 'em.
这跟你有个屁关系 That's none of your business.
我们的宝宝会是他们的外孙 Our baby's gonna be their grandkid.
那又怎么样 So?
到时我们需要免费保姆啊 So we're gonna need free babysitters.
这点你无法反驳 He's got you on that one.
他们跟我断绝关系了 They cut me off.
如果他们想参与孩子的人生 If they want to be a part of this kid's life,
可以先向我道歉 then they can start by apologizing.
我说不好 你妈看起来 I don't know, your mom don't seem like
不是会道歉的那种妞 the apologetic type of gal.
怎么 现在你很懂我爸妈吗 Oh, so now you're the expert on my parents?
我已经搞定你爸了 你妈比较难攻克 I got a handle on your dad. Your mom, she's a tougher nut.
她有点让我想起你 She kind of reminds me of you.
你觉得刚才那句是机灵话还是蠢话 You think that was smart or dumb?
蠢话 Dumb.
米希 我要找你的经理 Missy, I need to speak with your manager.
我不是故意卖掉你那本破漫画的 I didn't mean to sell your stupid comic book.
我不是为了这事 It's not about that,
虽说我仍然感到很难过 although I'm still upset about that,
并且这辈子都忘不了这伤痛 and will be for as long as I live.
那你为什么要找他 Then why do you need to talk to him for?
我有个商业提案 I have a business proposal.
涉及到迅速发展的信息学领域 It touches on the burgeoning field of informatics
-并且能彻底变革... -奈杰尔 - and could revolutionize... - Nigel!
你这是干什么 What are you doing?
你懂的 今天又是备受挫败的一天 Oh, you know, just one of them days.
放回去 Put that back.
我跟你分嘛 I'll split it with you.
不行 No.
好吧 Fine.
发生什么事了 What's going on?
曼蒂生我气了 Mandy's pissed at me.
我一点都不怀疑 I believe that.
我很肯定她爸妈也是 Pretty sure her folks are, too.
她把你介绍给她爸妈认识了 She introduced you to her folks?
我算是主动去做自我介绍 Mmm, I sort of introduced myself to them,
但不太顺利 and it didn't go great.
至少你屁股没被子弹打成蜂窝 Well, your ass ain't full of buckshot,
所以还不算太糟 so it could have gone worse.
是吗 但我觉得糟透了 I don't know, it feels pretty bad.
你姥爷狠揍过我一次 Your Pop Pop decked me once.
-真的假的 -真的 - No. - Oh, yeah.
我被打得可惨了 但后来问题都解决了 Got me good. But it all worked out.
他最后还是喜欢上你了吗 He end up liking you?
他挂了 He died.
如果你让我建一个包含你所有书名的 So if you let me build a searchable database
可搜索资料库 那理论上 of all your titles, then theoretically,
世上任何一个人都能看到你的库存 anyone in the world can see your inventory.
听起来还行 That sounds all right.
什么还行 这可是革命性创新 All right? This is revolutionary.
其他漫画书店也会跟着做 Other comic book stores will follow suit,
有朝一日 如果你想找 and someday, if you want to find
《末日巡逻队与自杀小队》第一期特刊 Doom Patrol and Suicide Squad Special Issue #1,
那你只需输入书名就可以了 then all you'll have to do is type it in.
这书我刚卖掉一本欸 I just sold one of those.
你无视档案上的备注 Despite the note on file,
但这已经无法改变了 but that's water under the bridge.
这么说你会免费帮我输入所有库存 So you're gonna input my whole inventory free of charge?
-对 -那可以晚上开工吗 免得妨碍我做生意 - Yes. - Well, can you do it at night so you're not in the way?
我就寝时间是9点半 所以有足足两小时 My bedtime is 9:30, so that's a solid two hours.
我店里有很多漫画 Well, there's a lot of comics here.
你要花多久才能搞完 How long is this gonna take?
这是项大工程 你要帮忙吗 This is quite the undertaking. Would you like to help?
没问题 You got it.
米希 你今晚要加班 Missy, you're working late tonight.
讨厌鬼谢尔顿 Freaking Sheldon.
我居然要整晚干这种事 Can't believe this is how I'm spending my night.
我懂 独自一人待在漫画书店 I know, alone in a comic book store.
简直是美梦成真 A dream come true.
你的梦想真可悲 Your dreams are sad.
至少我的梦想实现了 Hmm. At least they've been realized.
我们要做什么 So what do we got to do?
我们只需把每一本漫画的书名 We just need to take every comic book
和刊数输进这台电脑 and input the title and issue number into the computer.
行吧 我来念 你来输入 Fine, I'll call them out, you type them up.
《新少年泰坦》第42期 New Teen Titans #42.
好了 Got it.
《新少年泰坦》第43期 New Teen Titans #43.
好了 Got it.
《新变种人》第87期 New Mutants #87.
《新变种人》为什么会放在《新少年泰坦》旁边 Why would New Mutants be next to New Teen Titans?
因为开头都是"新"字 Because they both start with "New"?
但一本是漫威的 另一本是DC的 But one's Marvel and the other's DC.
你会把《海王》和《海底人》放在一起吗 Would you put Aquaman and Sub-Mariner next to each other?
有何不可 他们可以聊鱼的话题啊 I don't know, they could talk about fish.
这简直乱套了 This is madness.
我必须修正错误 I have to fix this.
我们不是来输东西到电脑里的吗 Aren't we here to type stuff into the computer?
我们没理由不能兼顾二者 There's no reason we can't do both.
那要干到猴年马月啊 It's gonna take forever.
我们需要找人帮忙 We could use some help.
打烊后的漫画书店 A comic book store after hours.
简直是美梦成真 It's a dream come true.
而且我们还能整理它 And we get to organize it.
可以不做这多余的事 We don't have to.
别听她的 Don't listen to her,
她不懂珍惜这梦幻机会 she doesn't appreciate the dream.
请问你有什么事？ May I help you?
你是玛丽·库珀吗 Are you Mary Cooper?
我是 你是哪位 I am, and you are?
吉姆·麦卡利斯特 Jim McAllister.
我是曼蒂的爸爸 I'm Mandy's dad.
乔治 George!
好 我们都一致同意 Okay, so we're agreed,
把漫威的放这边 DC的摆到那边 we'll have Marvel over here, DC over there,
独立漫画放到后面 and indies in the back.
但每个分区里该如何整理呢 But within each section, how do we organize them?
按书名首字母顺序排列 Alphabetical, by title.
但那样的话 《超凡蜘蛛侠》会放在A排 But then you'd have Amazing Spiderman in the A's,
《神奇蜘蛛侠》会放在S排 Spectacular Spiderman in the S's,
而《蜘蛛侠之网》会放在W排 and Web of Spiderman in the W's.
你明白这有多荒唐了吧 You see the insanity.
好吧 那我们按角色名首字母顺序排列 Okay. So we'll do it alphabetical by character.
但这样我们应该把超人的伙伴吉米·奥尔森 But then we file Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen
按"吉米"归到J排 还是按"超人"归到S排 under "J" for "Jimmy" or "S" for "Superman"?
不如放到I[我]排吧 代表我要回家了 How about under "I" for I'm going home.
不如我们疯狂一把 按画师整理 What if we go crazy and organize them by artist?
《蜘蛛侠》作者
史蒂夫·迪特科的所有作品都放在一起吗 All the Steve Ditkos in one place?
-不用多说了 -是啊 - 'Nuff said. - Yeah.
吉姆 你的女儿很可爱 So, Jim, your daughter is just lovely.
多谢夸奖 你们儿子也... Oh, thanks. And, uh, your son seems...
挺大无畏的 ...brave.
是大无畏还是大脑空 Brave, dumb,
还说不准 it's a coin toss.
我们能帮你做些什么 What can we help you with?
我带了一笔钱来 Oh, well, uh, I got some money here,
希望你们能帮我转交给曼蒂 and I was just hoping y'all could give it to Mandy.
她就住在街对面的我妈家 She's just right across the street at my mom's.
你可以亲自交给她 You could give it to her yourself.
不行 那样做我的婚姻就完了 Oh, no, I couldn't do that and stay married.
听上去我们娶的是同一个老婆 Sounds like we got the same wife.
乔治 George.
我只是想轻松下气氛 老婆 Just trying to lighten the mood, honey.
我一定会让她收下 I-I'll make sure she gets it.
谢谢 Thank you.
你太太最后肯定会回心转意的 I'm sure your wife will come around eventually.
但愿她看到宝宝时 Well, I'm hoping that when she sees the baby,
她内心那座冰山会开始融化 that ice cube in her chest might start to melt.
果然是同款老婆 Yep, same wife.
拜托 多好笑啊 Come on, it's funny.
这么说 你只需输入 So, you can just type in
你要找的漫画名 whatever comic you're looking for,
电脑就会告诉你谁有这本书 and the computer will tell you who has it?
是的 只要有足够的人将他们的库存 Once enough people enter their inventories
输进资料库 in the database, yes.
这也太酷了 That's really cool.
你觉得这是革命性创新吗 Would you say it's revolutionary?
我觉得是 I would.
你能说出来吗 Will you?
这是革命性创新 It's revolutionary.
谢谢 Thanks.
这能用来编目其他东西吗 Could it be used to catalog other things?
可以 应用是无止境的 Yes, the applications are endless.
这么说可以建一个 So there could be a database of,
可约女性的资料库 I don't know, available women?
约来干什么 Available for what?
我都憋了这么久 什么都行 At this point, anything.
也可以给科研补助金建一个 Ooh, there could be ones for scientific grants.
或者还是建我那个 Yeah, or my idea.
找补助金这个过程十分耗时 Finding grants is such a time-consuming process.
如果有集中式资料库 If there was a centralized database,
就能彻底改变科研的景象 it would change the research landscape entirely.
这应该很棒吧 Yeah, that's cool, I guess.
有很多补助金没人去申请 And many grants never get applied for
因为根本没人知道 because people don't know about them,
所以这对资助人和受款人都有好处 so this would be good for the grantor and the grantee.
我们不是该先干完这个吗 Well, shouldn't we finish this first?
如此高见不能再等 This idea is too big to wait.
我得走了 你能锁门吗 I got to go. Will you lock up?
我要偷走好多宝贝 I'm gonna steal so much stuff.
干嘛 What?
我错了 你尽管骂我吧 I was wrong, go ahead and yell at me.
这由不得你做主 几时骂人我自己说了算 It's not up to you. I decide when I'm gonna yell.
好吧 那你到底要不要骂 Okay, which way you leaning?
你脑子进水了吗 你居然跑去他的店里 What the hell is wrong with you? You went to his store?
店真是他的吗 因为你妈看起来才是话事人 Is it his? 'Cause your mom seems to be calling all the shots.
那是我爸的卡车吗 Is that my dad's truck?
曼蒂是不会跟她妈道歉的 Well, Mandy's not gonna apologize to her mom,
她妈也不会跟她道歉 and her mom's not gonna apologize to her,
所以我得想办法让她们和好 so I got to figure out some way to broker the peace.
或许我们可以邀请所有人来这共进晚餐 Maybe we could have everyone over here for dinner.
玛丽 这招几时有用过 Mary, when has that ever worked?
美食能治愈人心 乔治 Food is healing, George.
你最清楚才是啊 You should know.
-没礼貌 -干嘛 我只是轻松下气氛 - Hey. - What? I'm just lightening the mood.
你来这干嘛 What are you doing here?
你好 女儿 Oh, hi, sweetie.
好个屁 你来干嘛 Yeah, hi. What are you doing here?
曼蒂 你爸妈很想你 Mandy, your mom and dad miss you.
那他们就该找我谈 Then they should be talking to me.
你知道你妈有多固执 Well, you know how stubborn your mom can be.
太清楚了 Too well.
不过 But, uh...
也许不是只有她固执 maybe she's not the only one being stubborn.
你说什么 Excuse me?
我向你求助 你却把我踢出门 I came to you for help and you kicked me out.
大家都深呼吸冷静一下 Okay, how about we all take a breath.
-我可以去烤布朗尼蛋糕 -玛丽 - Ooh, I could make brownies. - Mary.
听着 这是我的人生 Look, this is my life.
如果你们想参与进来 If y'all want to be a part of it,
你们知道我在哪 you know where to find me.
是啊 Yeah.
别多事帮我 Oh, don't help me.
很高兴见到你 麦卡利斯特先生 Good to see you, Mr. McAllister.
别再跟着我了 Quit following me.
本来美食可以缓解下气氛的嘛 Food would have helped.
正如34页的图表显示 So, as you can see on the chart on page 34,
寻找补助金的耗时 the amount of time spent searching for grants
会减少80% would be cut by 80%.
你明白这对科学界有什么益处吗 Do you see what this could do for the scientific community?
明白 我们可以向全球所有大学 Yes. We could charge an access fee
收取使用费 to every university on the planet,
然后我就能在巴哈马的游艇上度过退休生活 and I can retire on a yacht in the Bahamas.
你搞错重点了 You're missing the point.
对对对 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
对科学界很有用 我很喜欢 Uh, good for science. I love it.
我们下一步就是找法务办 So, our next step is we get legal involved
开始拟定合同 and start drawing up the contracts.
我们不该先建一个产品原型 Shouldn't we build a working prototype first
证明这可行吗 to prove it's viable?
你认为这可行吗 Well, do you think it's viable?
-是的 -对我来说这就够了 - I do. - Well, that's good enough for me.
我打给法务办 I'll call legal.
那我该做什么 Wait, what should I do?
给你一块钱 Here's a dollar.
我请你喝一杯巧克力饮料 Go get yourself a Yoo-hoo on me.
好的 All right.