《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
这里已经人满为患 是时候扩张了 We are at capacity. It's time to expand.
翻译 不为了钱赛太公 油腻希
-扩去哪里 -这面墙的另一边的录影带出租店 - Where? - The video store right behind that wall
校对 影片帝国赛太公
租约空出来了 just lost its lease.
你意思是那小房间里没藏什么见不得人的事 So, you're telling me there's nothing weird going on back there?
后期 灰灰是菇凉 时间轴 加森
我的老天啊 Oh, my God.
这合法吗 Is it legal?
-当然 -不合法 - Yes. - No.
总监 新浪微博@赛太公
真可惜世界上没有一个漫画资料库 Too bad there's not a comic book database
让我可以直接搜索我想要的资料 so I can search through it and find what I'm looking for.
欧洲核子研究组织有类似的东西 Well, CERN has something similar.
你可以在他们的资料库里搜索文献 You can search a database of scientific papers.
但世上并没有漫画版的资料库啊 But there's no database for comic books.
你应该自己建立一个 去别的地方做 You should make one. Somewhere else.
这能用来编目其他东西吗 Could it be used to catalog other things?
可以 应用是无止境的 Yes, the applications are endless.
也可以给科研补助金建一个 Ooh, there could be ones for scientific grants.
找补助金这个过程十分耗时 Funding grants is such a time-consuming process.
如果有集中式资料库 If there was a centralized database,
就能彻底改变科研的景象 it would change the research landscape entirely.
你明白这对科学界有什么益处吗 Do you see what this could do for the scientific community?
我们可以向全球所有大学收取使用费 We could charge an access fee to every university on the planet,
然后我就能在巴哈马的游艇上度过退休生活 then I could retire on a yacht in the Bahamas.
你搞错重点了 You're missing the point.
对对对 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
对科学界很有用 我很喜欢 Uh, good for science. I love it.
人们说法语是爱的语言 People say French is the language of love,
但对我来说 没有任何语言比令人兴奋的 but for me, nothing is sweeter than the exhilarating sounds
法律术语更美妙了 of legalese. Ooh, la, la.
条款与条件
但对我父母来说就不是这样了 The same could not be said for my parents.
我们是哪一方 And which one are we?
"契约的甲方" "The-the party of the first part"
还是"契约的乙方"啊 or "The party of the second part"?
甲方 The first part,
但无论哪一方 都是场派对[方]啦 but either way, it's a party.
说到这里 我能帮您拿瓶啤酒吗 Speaking of which, can I get you a beer?
感觉您爱喝的是孤星啤酒吧 Y-You're a Lone Star man, right?
-我还真是呢 -乔治 - Matter of fact, I am. - George.
人家都问了 拒绝多没礼貌 She offered. I don't want to be rude.
现在是早上11点呢 It's 11:00 A.M.
您有什么需要尽管说 Well, you just let me know.
我们一定会满足您 We'll get you anything you want.
我们没事 谢谢 We're fine, thank you.
你觉得谢尔顿的这个发明 So, you really think this invention of Sheldon's
能有不少价值吗 could be worth something?
谁知道呢 大多数时候 Oh, who knows? Uh, most of the time,
这种事都不会一飞冲天 these things don't pan out.
可能有点成果 但多半是颗粒无收 Could be something, probably nothing.
这就是走个流程罢了 Uh, that's just a formality.
但你说我的大数据库 But you said my grant database
可以成为大学的"金母鸡" would make the university "boatloads of money."
这话不代表什么啊 Well, that doesn't mean anything.
鸡也可以很小啊 Boats can be small.
听过小鸡吗 Ever hear of a canoe?
好啦 有人需要签字笔吗 Anyway, who needs a pen?
这条有关大学占九成 What's this about the university
而谢尔顿只占一成的条款是怎么回事 owning 90% and Sheldon only owning ten?
这是指标准的样板而已啦 Oh, that's just standard boilerplate.
你们知道样板这个词最早是指 Did you know that boilerplate originally
被用来当模板 referred to the roll of steel
来制作蒸汽锅炉的一卷钢铁吗 used as a template to create steam boilers,
但后来被法律界拿去用来形容 but then was adapted to the legal profession
公司透过条款来躲避法律的行为 to describe the way companies use fine print to get around the law?
这个冷知识可真有趣 Ugh, that fact is just so fun.
你们看 这就是场派对 You see? It is a party.
派对怎么可以没有巧克力饮料呢 And what's a party without Yoo-hoo?
我给你拿一瓶冰的吧 Can I get you a cold one?
好的 谢谢 Yes, please.
不 我们想确保谢尔顿有受到公平的对待 No. We want to make sure that Sheldon is being treated fairly.
是啊 或许我们应该自己请个律师 Yeah, maybe we should get our own lawyer
在我们签字之前先过一遍 to take a look at this before we sign anything.
我们请得起律师吗 Can we afford a lawyer?
我们需要一点时间才能给您答复 Okay, w-we're gonna need some time to get back to you.
没问题 你们慢慢来 Of course. You take all the time you need.
我也懂 哪怕我们大学 You know, just because of all
为您儿子与家庭付出了那么多 the nice things we've done for your son and for your family,
也没有必要现在就信任我们啊 对吧 no need to start trusting us now.
她接受得比我想象中还好呢 She took that better than I thought.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
天啊 工作日生意也这么忙吗 Dang, it's busy in here for a weekday.
大家刚收到社保的钱 Social Security checks landed.
当个老人就能收到钱 感觉一定很爽 Hm. Getting paid just to be old-- must be nice.
我反正没啥抱怨的 I ain't complaining.
这个现金箱满了 把这些钱 Listen, this cash box is full. Take some of this up
塞进录影带出租店的收银机里 and stick it in the register in the video store.
没问题 You got it.
别浪费时间跟曼蒂调情 And don't be flirting with Mandy.
我这边需要人帮忙 I need help back here.
行啊 但她有可能跟我调情 Okay, but she might flirt with me.
这衣服真的很衬托我的眼睛 This shirt really brings out my eyes.
情况怎么样 熟悉工作了吗 How's it going? Figure everything out?
别人给我钱 我给他们电影 People give me money, I give them movies.
我应该学会了 I think I got it.
聪明又有孕在身 你真是要啥有啥呢 Smart, pregnant, you're the whole package.
我想还这部电影 I'd like to return this movie.
好的 谢谢 欢迎再次光临 Okay, thank you. Come again.
我真不敢相信你们会出租这种脏东西 I can't believe you would rent this filth.
哪里脏了 这不是《本能》吗 It's not filth. It's Basic Instinct.
当时我老公在看这部 Well, my husband was watching it
结果里面有个女人露出了她的"小妹妹" and there was a woman in there who showed her hoo-ha.
是的 是露了 Yeah, she does.
拜托 又没有露出全部 Come on, I mean, you don't see the whole thing.
最多也就是看到了个"小" At most, you see a "Hoo."
能看到"小"的时候 "妹妹"也近在咫尺了 If you see the "Hoo," the "Ha's" right there.
无论如何 这是罪恶 Whatever it was, it's sinful.
要不你再去选一部别的吧 不收钱 Why don't you pick out something else? On the house.
我不知道你们为什么会备有这种影片 I don't know why you'd carry something like this.
因为大家喜欢看啊 People like it.
我都看了三遍 I've seen it three times.
你真的想要让你的孩子 Do you really want to bring your baby
降生在把这种东西当成娱乐的世界吗 into a world where this is considered entertainment?
女士 我的孩子我来担心 Lady, why don't you let me worry about my baby
你就多担心你老公都看些什么吧 and, uh, you worry about what your husband's watching.
别这样 人家还是顾客 Easy, she's still a customer.
以后不是了 Not anymore.
我会跟我的祷告小组的人说 And I'm gonna tell my prayer group
让他们别来这里 not to come here either.
-去就去呗 -我们也有适合阖家观赏的片啊 - Okay, you do that. - We have family entertainment as well.
比如《音乐之声》 这里面什么都没露 Sound of Music. No one shows nothing.
还看三遍 你不是吧 Three times, really?
我17岁 I'm 17.
我哪知道 你才是律师不是吗 Well, I don't know, you're the lawyer.
如果这个发明能大发利市 You know, if this invention's big,
老娘绝对要分一杯羹 mama wants a taste.
哈格迈尔校长 借一步说话 President Hagemeyer, a word.
给你一句话 出去 Here's a word: out.
我知道你正在推进 I understand you're moving forward
跟谢尔顿的大数据库立合同的事情 with Sheldon's grant database.
我也是其中不可或缺的一部分 I was an intrinsic part of that.
谢尔顿没提到你啊 Hm, Sheldon didn't mention you.
他当然没有啦 这个抢功劳的小豆丁 Of course he didn't, that pint-sized little credit hog.
我需要重新写一份合同吗 Do I need to redo these contracts?
-那当然 -先别轻举妄动 - You betcha. - All right, just hold on.
这件事是为了大学谋利益 This is good for the university.
不是为了让大家来分大饼的 This isn't about everybody getting a piece of the pie.
是吗 那她有在这份合约里分到饼吗 Oh, really? In that contract, does she get a piece of the pie?
别回答 Uh... Don't answer that,
不是有律师与当事人的保密协议吗 attorney-client whatever.
准确来说雇我的人是大学... Uh, technically my services are paid for by the uni...
闭嘴吧你 肯 Shut up, Ken.
琳达 你要讲道理 Linda, be reasonable.
我讲啊 I am.
我忍受谢尔顿这么多折磨 这是我应得的 After all the Sheldon I've put up with, I deserve this.
你应得吗 我的办公室都快成他的社团基地了 You deserve this? My office is basically his clubhouse.
行 我接下来这么做吧 Okay, I tell you what I'll do.
只要谢尔顿不介意 If Sheldon's okay with it,
我很欢迎你从他那边分钱 you're welcome to part of his cut.
这里面你屁都没做啊 That's not you doing anything.
康妮 你好 Hi there, Connie.
杰夫牧师 找我有何贵干 Pastor Jeff. What can I do for you?
我是想来跟你聊聊你录影带出租店的事 I was hoping we could chat about your video store.
怎么了 What about it?
我很庆幸 I'm just so glad
那家店的店主是个好基督教女性 it's in the hands of a good Christian woman.
牧师 你到底想说什么 Where you headed here, padre?
教会里有些信众 Well, some of my flock
对你所出租的影片有些疑虑 have concerns about the movies y'all rent.
你懂吧 就是有性爱内容 You know, the ones with the sexual content
以及这类东西的影片 and whatnot.
如果他们不想看到那些东西 If they don't want to see whatnot,
那他们就不要租那些东西 then they shouldn't rent whatnot.
我理解 主给了我们自由意志 I hear you. God gave us free will.
但你在出租引诱 But you're renting temptation.
你知道还有谁会引诱我们吗 And you know who tempts us?
恶魔 The devil.
原来是他在引诱我把门甩你脸上啊 So, that's who's making me want to slam this door in your face.
我只是先来给你提个醒而已 I'm just here to give you a heads-up.
很多人很不满 People are upset
我也不想你的生意因此受到影响 and I'd hate to see your business suffer.
你是在威胁我吗 Are you threatening me?
没有 抱歉啊 No, uh, I'm sorry.
让我拿下牧师的帽子 Uh, let me just take off my pastor hat,
改戴上邻居的帽子 put on my neighbor cap,
重新再跟你来一遍 and start again.
我也要戴上我的帽子了 I'm gonna put on my hat, too.
是举起一根手指的泡沫塑料加油帽 It's got a big foam finger on top of it.
你猜它举了哪根手指 Guess which one.
不乖的那根吗 The naughty one?
答对了 Bingo.
万斯先生 谢谢你愿意抽时间见我们 Mr. Vance, thank you for taking the time to see us.
不用客气 Oh, no problem.
我其实平常是不太接 You know, I don't ordinarily handle
知识产权的案子 intellectual property contracts,
我通常是接滑倒赔偿的 I'm more of a slip-and-fall guy.
我在公园凳子上看过你的广告 I have seen your face on those park bench ads.
你在公园里跌倒 这就是你第一个看到的脸 Oh, you fall in the park, this is the first thing you see.
诚如我在电话里说过的 So, as I said on the phone,
我们儿子发明了一件他大学感兴趣的东西 our son invented something that his university's interested in,
但我们感觉他们似乎是想要 but we feel they might be trying to keep
霸占大头 the lion's share for themselves.
你们真觉得那东西能值钱吗 You really think it's gonna be worth something?
反正大学是这么觉得的 它们想要占九成 University seems to think so. They want 90% of it.
是这样吗 Oh, is that so?
是什么样的发明 What's the invention?
我们也不太理解 We don't really understand it.
就是电脑那类的东西 Oh, you know, it's a computer... thing.
只凭计算器与碳式复写纸也让我混到这样啊 Adding machine and carbon paper got me this far.
我闻到的是什么味道啊 What... what am I smelling?
西兰花牛肉 Beef and broccoli.
楼下的中餐馆做的 Chinese place downstairs.
他们家的杂碎做得怎么样 我一直都找不到... Ooh, do they have good chop suey? I can never find good...
-乔治 -你刚才说到... - George. - You were saying?
谢尔顿 我们得谈谈 Sheldon, we need to talk.
那你得小声点 这里是图书馆 You should keep your voice down. This is a library.
你还记得我们一起想出 Do you remember when we came up with the idea
大数据库的点子的时候吗 for that grant database?
我记得我想出这点子的时候 I remember when I came up with the idea.
当时在我办公室里 Uh, in my office.
在我脑子里想出 In my brain.
脑子当时位在我办公室里 Which was in my office.
而且我还记得 And, as I recall,
是我跟你建议做一个数据库 I was the one who suggested you build a database.
不 你是跟我建议去做一个漫画数据库 No, you suggested I build a comic book database.
那是这发明的基石嘛 Which was the underlying idea.
核电厂的基石还是火呢 Fire is the underlying idea for the nuclear power plant,
难道有人把功劳归于原始人吗 and no one credits the caveman.
孩子 Son...
我叫你孩子是因为我把你当成家人 and I call you son because I think of you as family.
你是这么对待自己家人的吗 Is this the way you would treat your own family?
不这么对我妈 剩下的人自求多福 Not my mom. Everyone else is on their own.
感谢你对罪恶说不 Thank you for saying no to sin!
这是在逗我吧 Oh, you got to be kidding me.
你们在干嘛 What are you doing?
我们只是在请别人签我们的连署 We're just asking people to sign our petition
看他们同不同意电影里不该有罪恶 if they agree that sin has no place in cinema.
-真机智呢 -谢谢 - Huh. Clever. - Thanks.
上帝也不想我们看到别人的私密处 And God doesn't want us seeing people's private parts.
私密处不就是祂做出来的吗 Didn't he make people's private parts?
是啊 然后祂做了衣服来遮住它们 He did, and then he made clothes to cover 'em right up.
你们把我的客人都吓跑了 You are scaring away my customers.
你知道什么更吓人吗 地狱 You know what's scarier? Hell.
你们不能这么坐在我们店门口 Look, you can't just sit here in front of my store.
言论自由 我们可以 Freedom of speech. We're allowed.
我们也有出租任何电影的自由 And we're allowed to rent whatever movies we want.
顾客可以自己做决定 People can choose for themselves.
他们当然可以啦 They sure can.
如果你爱上帝且恨恶魔 请在这里签字 If you love God and hate the devil, sign here.
你的光环藏在哪里啊 你不是天使吗 Where is your halo? 'Cause you are an angel.
让老娘看看大家对这个有何想法 Let's just see what the people think about this.
滚吧 Yeah.
你干嘛啊 我们好不容易才赶走那些扫兴鬼 What are you doing? We just finally got those killjoys out of here.
对啊 超爽 Yeah, it was amazing.
你们俩疯了吗 Have you two lost your minds?
我们不能吸引这种不必要的关注 We do not need this kind of attention.
有关注不是很好吗 Attention's good.
等于免费打广告呢 Like, free advertising.
我们在后面经营着非法赌窝 We're running an illegal gambling room in the back.
-不会有事的啦 -你当然没事 - Oh, that'll be fine. - For you.
如果我们被捕 你俩会被关进女士监狱 If we get arrested, y'all go to lady jail.
我则会进恐怖监狱 我这种花美男会沦为菊花男 I have to go to scary jail. I'm too pretty for scary jail.
你别再乱看监狱主题电影了 No more prison movies for you.
难道你要我们投降吗 So you're saying we should just give in,
那个上帝的布偶 after what that holy-rolling Muppet
可是对你家人做了很多过分的事 has done to your whole family?
他长得确实像布偶人 He does look like a Muppet.
重点是我们必须牢记 All I'm saying is we need to remember
真正的大钱从哪来 where the real money's coming from.
如果我们想继续赚钱 你就得服软 If we want it to keep coming, you got to back off.
知道啦 我会老实的 Okay, fine. I'll behave.
你几时变成最可靠的人了 When did you start to be the responsible one?
你以为我喜欢当吗 Hey, I don't like it, either.
我正想找你呢 小天才 Ah, just the young genius I was hoping to see.
你爸妈的律师联系我了 Look, I've heard from your parents' lawyer,
我有点担心 and I'm a little concerned
整件事会变得难以控制 that this whole thing is getting out of hand.
-怎么会 -律师一插手 - How so? - Well, you know, lawyers get involved
一切就会慢下来 我担心 and everything slows down and, well, I'm just worried
在此期间会有其他人 that someone else might come up
想出和你同样的点子 with the same idea in the meantime.
我之前没想到这点 我们应该立刻开始 I didn't think of that. We should get started.
我赞同 但我们必须等文件都签署好了 I agree, but, well, we can't get started
才能开始 until the paperwork is signed.
可恶 那些律师真碍事 Ugh! Those darn lawyers.
我们怎么解决呢 Well, how can we fix this?
我想 Hmm. Well, I guess
要是你能说服你爸妈签名 if you could, well, convince your parents to sign,
那我们就可以开展工作了 then we could get rolling.
为了酬谢你 And to make it worth your while,
我们用你的名字命名其中一栋教学楼 怎么样 how about we put your name on one of these buildings?
"谢尔顿·库珀科学中心"听起来如何 How would you feel about "Sheldon Cooper Science Center"?
不好意思 你刚是说"谢尔顿·库珀科学中心" I'm sorry. Did you say, "Sheldon Cooper Science Center,"
还是"谢尔顿·库珀的科学中心" or "Sheldon Cooper's Science Center"?
你喜欢哪个呢 Well, which do you like?
我更喜欢所有格 I prefer the possessive.
显得更加属于我 It makes it much more mine.
那就这么定了 "谢尔顿·库珀的科学中心" Then "Sheldon Cooper's Science Center" it is.
那我们说好了 So, do we have a deal?
-好的 -太棒了 - Okay. - Excellent.
你快走吧 不然那我要忍不住捏你的小脸蛋了 Now get out of here before I pinch those cheeks.
我提醒你 我老婆是警察哦 I will remind you my wife is a police officer.
我是来送你示好礼物的 I've just come with a little peace offering.
我最后一盘《本能》录像带 My last copy of Basic Instinct.
我给扯烂了 再也没有裸女 So there you go. No more naked ladies,
也没有迈克尔·道格拉斯的 no more Michael Douglas'
光裸翘臀 让我心生邪念 bare butt giving me impure thoughts.
小镇又安全了 The town is safe again.
谢谢你这么通情达理 Well, thank you for seeing reason.
要是不通情达理 我还配当虔诚的基督徒吗 Well, what kind of good Christian woman would I be if I didn't?
所以我们两清了吗 So, we square?
康妮 重点不在于你我两清 It's not about you and me being square, Connie.
而是你要对上面那位老大交代 It's about you and El Jefe Grande.
再见了 Well, goodbye.
我很乐意去店里 You know, I'd be happy to come down
指教你还有哪些电影会引起反对 and let you know what other movies are objectionable
避免你重蹈覆辙 so we don't have another situation on our hands.
你还想继续减少我店里的电影 You want to take more movies out of my store?
都说了不是我 而是那位大拇指比脱口秀演员 Again, not me, but there's a guy with a thumb
二人在节目海报里的形象即竖起大拇指
西斯科和伊伯特还要大得多的男人 a lot bigger than Siskel or Ebert's.
谢尔顿 感谢你过来 Sheldon, thank you for coming in.
我想为我们之前的争执道歉 I want to apologize for our little tiff earlier.
我宽宏大量地原谅你了 You're forgiven.
太好了 Oh. Great.
我找到一样你可能感兴趣的东西 I found something that might be of interest to you.
诺奖得主理查德·费曼的签名真迹 An authentic signature from Richard Feynman.
你从哪弄来的 Where did you get this?
这种细节不重要 Details aren't important.
-这是限制令吗 -都说不重要了 - Is this a restraining order? - Not important.
这其实是获得亲笔签名的好办法 That's actually a really good way to get autographs.
我得记好了 I'll have to keep that in mind.
现在归你了 科学家之间的传承 Well, it's yours, from one scientist to another,
这正是我要说的 and that's my point, really.
-你和我必须团结一致 -为什么 - You and I-- we need to stick together. - Why?
因为这所大学充斥着想要利用我们的科学观点 Because this university is filled with people
为己谋利的坏人 who want to exploit our ideas.
以我的经验来看并非如此 That's not my experience.
哈格迈尔校长刚刚才提出要用我的名字命名教学楼 President Hagemeyer just offered me my own building.
你被她操纵了 你都没意识到 You're being manipulated, you don't even know it.
谢尔顿 这种事我见过无数次了 Sheldon, I've seen this a thousand times--
像你这样聪慧的年轻人被占便宜 a brilliant young mind like yours taken advantage of.
但你不就是想占我便宜吗 But isn't that what you're trying to do?
当然不是 Absolutely not.
哈格迈尔校长是贿赂 President Hagemeyer's was a bribe.
是我作为同行送给你的礼物 That is a gift from one peer to another.
你怎么说 So what do you say?
你到底是科学家 Are you a scientist
还是管理部门的棋子 or are you a pawn of the administration?
科学家 A scientist.
你当然是 Yes, you are.
那我们说好了 So, we have a deal?
好的 Okay.
我想追加订购五盘《本能》 I'd like to order five more copies of Basic Instinct
再加两盘《致命诱惑》 and a couple more of Fatal Attraction.
-还要什么吗 -来一盘《基督最后的诱惑》 - Anything else? - Ooh, uh, get a Last Temptation of Christ.
可以气死那群人 That'll really piss people off.
再加一盘《基督最后的诱惑》 And a copy of The Last Temptation of Christ
为了气死那群人 to really piss people off.
多谢啦 Thank you.
你们在搞什么 What are y'all doing?
我示好过了 是他逼人太甚 Well, I tried to be nice but he kept pushing.
所以现在我们要反击 Yeah, so now we're pushing back.
你们干嘛在意他 Why do you care?
因为老娘不喜欢别人对我的生意指手画脚 Because I don't like anybody telling me how to run my business,
尤其是那家伙 especially him.
录影带店哪是你的生意啊 This is not your business.
后面那间黑钱成堆的暗室 That room back there with the shady piles of money--
才是你的生意 你不可告人的非法生意 that's your business. Your secret, illegal business.
难不成我们要变成 So, what, are we just supposed
迎合基督徒口味的录影带店吗 to become a Christian video store now?
其实在这个小镇 我倒觉得... You know what? In this town, I...
不行 我绝不能让那男人赢 No! I am not gonna let that man win.
你们好 我们是七台的新闻节目 Hi. I'm with Channel 7 news.
有何贵干 Can I help you?
一名本地牧师召集居民签了一份连署书 A local pastor has put together a petition of citizens
他们担心你们店的录影带有下流内容 concerned about the vulgar content of your video store.
对此你有什么看法吗 Would you care to comment?
老娘当然有看法 告诉那家伙... Damn straight I would. I want him to know...
给我 麦给我 不 还给我 我要... Give me. Give me. No, give me that. I want...
我向各位保证 本店没有任何 I can assure you there's nothing immoral
伤风败俗或下流的内容 or indecent going on here.
我们刚和律师谈完 Mm. So, we were talking to the lawyer...
离婚这一天终于来了 Here comes the divorce.
我们没要离婚好吗 We are not getting divorced.
那我们为什么找律师 Then why do we have a lawyer?
谢尔顿发明了一样东西 Sheldon invented something
大学可能感兴趣 that the university's interested in
那东西也许值点钱 and it could be worth some money.
你一直是我最偏爱的哥哥 You always were my favorite brother.
你今早才把舔过的手指插进我的耳朵里 This morning you licked your finger and put it in my ear.
那代表我喜欢你 That means I like you.
总之律师想先跟你谈谈 Anyway, the lawyer wants to sit down with you
再和大学那边详聊 before he gets into it with the university.
这样真的好吗 我听说律师会拖慢进度 I don't know. I hear lawyers slow things down.
什么 What?
谢利 这是为你的未来考量 Shelly, this is for your future.
我们只是想确保你得到妥善照顾 We're just trying to make sure that you're taken care of.
我不在乎金钱这种俗物 I don't care about money.
有一天你可能会在乎 等你有了妻儿 Well, someday you might when you have your own wife and kids.
我想这是不可能的 I don't see that happening.
没人觉得会有这么一天 我是带着爱意说的哦 No one sees that happening. And I say that with love.
谢尔顿 这对我们全家都很重要 Sheldon, this is important to all of us.
你必须为家人考虑 Uh, you got to think about your family.
谢利 爸爸说得对 Shelly, he's right.
你是不是在意粉里放了比平时多的热狗丁 Did you put extra hot dogs in this spaghetti?
是的 I did.
好吧 我会和律师谈谈 Okay, I'll talk with the lawyer.
老妈还是你厉害 You're good.
很高兴我们能一起坐下详谈 Well, I'm-I'm so glad that we can all sit down together.
我有预感我们很快能达成协议 And I have a feeling we are gonna come to a quick agreement.
我也有此预感 I have a feeling we are.
我重拟了合同 So, I have redrawn the contracts...
抱歉 我们迟到了 Sorry we're late.
你来干什么 他又是哪位 What are you doing here? And who's he?
-我是他的堂弟 -也是我的律师 - I'm his cousin. - And lawyer.
真要来这招吗 格兰特 Really, Grant?
-没错 -让我替你发言 - Yeah, really. - Let me talk for you.
没错 Yeah, really.
好吧 那你们留下吧 Okay. Fine, fine. Stay.
反正也没有什么区别啦 It really doesn't make any difference because
因为谢尔顿同意这合同符合所有人的利益 Sheldon agrees that this is in the best interest of everyone.
-你说过这话 -是的 - You said that? - Yes.
-等等 谢尔顿跟我说... -格兰特 - Hold on. Sheldon told me... - Grant.
谢尔顿告知我的委托人 Sheldon informed my client
他们的利益是一致的 that their interests were aligned.
-你跟他说过这话 -是的 - You told him that? - Yes.
你跟我说 他是站我们这边的 You told me he was on our side.
你不是这么跟他们说的吗 Didn't you tell them that?
是的 Yes.
到底是哪样 谢尔顿 Which is it, Sheldon?
是啊 谢尔顿 你到底站在谁那边 Yeah, Sheldon. Whose side are you on?
谢利 Shelly?
我不知道 我也不在乎 I don't know and I don't care.
我只想建数据库 I just want to build the database.
为什么不能单纯只关于科学呢 Why can't this just be about the science?
你们为什么都把重点放在金钱上 W-Why are you making it all about the money?
这事本来能让我很兴奋 现在都被你们给毁了 This was supposed to be exciting, and you're ruining it.
告诉你 我一个人也能干成 I'm telling you, I can do it on my own.
谢利 Shelly?
我不想再被夹在中间 I don't want to be in the middle anymore.
我知道 我是出来道歉的 I know. I... I came out to apologize.
我们都只为自己考虑 We made that all about us
但其实应该以你的想法为重 and it should be about what you want.
谢谢你这么说 Thanks.
不如你好好思考一下 So... why don't you take a little time
什么才能让你快乐 and figure out what's gonna make you happy?
我会的 I will.
好 我思考完了 Okay, I did.
好啊 那你有什么决定 Oh. All right. Well, what did you decide?
-我要把所有人踢出去 独力完成 -什么 - I'm cutting everybody out and doing this myself. - What?
我不需要大学 也不需要林克莱特博士 I don't need the university and I don't need Dr. Linkletter.
你怎么支付研发费用呢 How are you gonna pay for all this?
我会找私人投资者 I'll find private investors.
在不打扰我的条件下 他们可以支付费用 They can pay for it on the condition I'm left alone.
你真的不再考虑一下吗 Are you sure you don't want to think about this a little more?
或许你说得对 Perhaps you're right.
-好 考虑完了 -你要去哪 - Done. I'm good. - Where you going?
回宿舍 我要打几通电话 爱你哦 My dorm. I have some calls to make. Love you.
我也爱你 Love you, too.
你们这没有《虎胆龙威》[狠死]吗 Don't you have Die Hard?
-现在没了 -为什么 - Not anymore. - Why?
因为标题有不好的字眼 It had that bad word in it.
-什么字眼 -斯伊丝第三声 - What? - "Yippee-ki-yay," Etcetera.
你的店真没劲 This store sucks.
我们自己知道 We know.
-你可能会喜欢《仙乐飘飘处处闻》[欢唱的修女]呢 -不了 - Maybe you'd like The Singing Nun. - Nope.
真有人租过《仙乐飘飘处处闻》吗 Has anybody ever rented The Singing Nun?
只有杰夫牧师一个 Just Pastor Jeff.
想到了 That figures.
等一下 Wait a minute.
你能看到杰夫牧师租过的 You can see all the movies
全部录影带吗 that Pastor Jeff ever rented?
任何人租过的任何电影都能看到 You can see any movie everyone's rented.
那我们倒要看看 Well, let's just see
他是否真如他装的那么虔诚 if he's as pious as he pretends to be.
一查便知 Let's find out.
《耶稣基督万世巨星》 Jesus Christ Superstar,
《拿撒勒的耶稣》 Jesus of Nazareth,
《耶稣之血》 The Blood of Jesus.
老天 到底有多少部关于耶稣的电影啊 Good Lord. How many Jesus movies are there?
不如查查他老婆的记录 Oh, what about his wife?
机智 Oh. Mm.
给我看看 给我看看 Show me, show me. Mm.
杰夫牧师 你好啊 Hello, Pastor Jeff.
你好 康妮 Hey there, Connie.
什么风把你吹来了 What brings you by?
我就想给你送份小礼物 I just wanted to drop off a little gift.
《辣身舞》 Dirty Dancing?
我对这部电影的看法 你想必已经很清楚了 I think you know how I feel about this movie.
确实清楚 I do.
我还知道你妻子对此有何想法 I also know how your wife feels about it.
什么 What?
她租了这部五次哦 She's rented it five times.
男主角帕特里克·斯威兹裸露了好多次上半身呢 That's a lot of shirtless Patrick Swayze.
肯定是搞错了吧 Must be some mistake.
没搞错 要继续聊聊《致命诱惑》吗 There isn't. Shall we talk about Fatal Attraction?
-非聊不可吗 -六次 - Do we have to? - Six times.
-你是在要挟我吗 -是啊 - Are you blackmailing me? - Yeah.
你这招不好使 Well, it's not gonna work.
我是个有原则的男人 并且坚守到底 I'm a man of principles and I stand by them.
我敬重你这点 And I respect that.
再来聊聊你们教会的长老租了什么电影 So let's talk about what your church elders are renting.
-别这样 -想知道吗 - Oh, come on. - Want to know?
很下流吗 Is it bad?
有《留校查看》那么下流哦 It's Porky's bad.
青春性喜剧 有裸露镜头
你的原则还坚定吗 How your principles feeling now?
我要结束这故事了 I'm going to end this story
避免让你们看到一个大男人跪地求饶 so you don't have to see a grown man beg for mercy.
康妮 你大发慈悲 Connie, please...