《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
我知道你正在推进 I understand you're moving forward
跟谢尔顿的科研补助金数据库立合同的事情 with Sheldon's grant database.
翻译 贝大八 油腻希
我也是其中不可或缺的一部分 I was an intrinsic part of that.
谢尔顿没提到你啊 Hmm. Sheldon didn't mention you.
他当然没有啦 这个抢功劳的小豆丁 Of course he didn't, that pint-sized little credit hog.
校对 贝大八
那你有什么决定 What did you decide?
我要把所有人踢出去 独力完成 I'm cutting everybody out and doing this myself.
后期 灰灰是菇凉 时间轴 加森
-什么 -我不需要大学 - What? - I don't need the university,
也不需要林克莱特博士 and I don't need Dr. Linkletter.
你怎么支付研发费用呢 How are you gonna pay for all this?
总监 赛太公告老还乡
我会找私人投资者 I'll find private investors.
在不打扰我的条件下 他们可以支付费用 They can pay for it on the condition I'm left alone.
你真的不再考虑一下吗 Are you sure you don't want to think about this a little more?
或许你说得对 Perhaps you're right.
好 考虑完了 Done. I'm good.
早安 我叫谢尔顿·库珀 Good morning. I'm Sheldon Cooper.
感谢你们抽空来听我的提案 Thank you for taking the time to hear my proposal.
我有先打印好一些资料 I have some handouts.
抱歉 你是谁啊 I-I'm sorry, who are you?
我是谢尔顿·库珀啊 Oh, I'm... Sheldon Cooper.
我来推我的电脑科研补助金数据库计划 I'm here to pitch my idea for a grant computer database.
你几岁啊 How old are you?
等你听完我的报告 我相信你会发现 When you hear my presentation, I believe you'll realize
我的年纪根本无所谓 my age is irrelevant.
所以没有大人陪你吗 So there's no adult with you?
是我妈妈开车载我来的 但我让她在车里等我 Well, my mom drove me here, but I told her to wait in the car.
这是在开玩笑吗 Is this a joke?
我跟你保证绝对不是 I assure you, it's not.
当我开玩笑时 我会在后面加上"逗你玩" When I make jokes, I follow them with a "Bazinga"
以免发生误会 so it's clear.
"逗你玩" "Bazinga."
长出胡子需要多久的时间 How long does it take to grow a mustache?
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
我知道我们这些年来输给派恩维尤队很多次 I know we've lost to Pineview a lot over the years,
但那都是过去式了 but that's in the past.
我们现在已脱胎换骨 You're a different team now.
所以只要照着战术打 你们绝对会赢 So just stick to the plan, and you're gonna come out on top.
史蒂芬斯 我不管你觉得有多不舒服 And Stevens, I don't care how uncomfortable you are,
你今晚绝对得穿护裆 you're wearin' your cup tonight.
好了 All right,
你们辛苦训练了这么久 you boys have worked hard for this.
现在去打下这场胜仗吧 Now, let's get out there and get that W.
好的 上啊 Yeah! Let's go! Yes, sir!
一看你们就会赢呢 Looking like some winners in here.
大家好 你好啊 乔治 Hey, y'all. George.
-罗伯牧师 你来啦 -当然 - Pastor Rob, you made it. - Of course.
为什么来呢 And... why?
威尔金斯教练邀请我来在比赛前 Coach Wilkins invited me to pray with the kids
带领孩子们一起祈祷 before the game.
了解 所以为什么呢 Oh. And... why?
跟上面那位大人物 Can't hurt to have a little extra help
祈求一点帮助也不会有什么损失吧 from the big man upstairs.
说得对 Amen to that.
好啦 各位来围成一圈 All right, guys. Circle up.
主啊 我们给予这些球员... Lord, we lift these players...
你搞毛呢 韦恩 What the hell, Wayne?
怎么 很多队伍都这么做啊 What? Lots of teams do it.
-那为什么非要找他 -他是好人啊 - Well, why him? - He's a good guy.
达琳离开我之后 都是他在辅导我 He's been counseling me since Darlene left.
行吧 下次要干什么先通知我一下吧 Fine, just... next time, give me a heads-up.
你说得对 我很抱歉 Yeah, you're right, I'm sorry.
没事啦 算了算了 It's okay, forget about it.
-阿门 -阿门 - Amen! - Amen!
好啦 手伸过来 All right, hands in,
数到三喊"队伍" "Team" on three!
一 二 三 One, two, three!
队伍 上啊 Team! Let's go!
好啦 孩子们 去赢吧 Yeah! All right, boys, go get 'em.
他抢了"数到三喊队伍" He did "Team on three."
这是我的 I do "Team on three."
那我来跟你做吧 I'll do it with ya. Wh...
这又不一样 It's not the same.
比赛怎么样啦 Hey, how was the game?
还行吧 Fine.
派恩维尤队是强队 Well, Pineview's a tough team.
别太泄气 Don't beat yourself up.
不 我们赢了 No, we won.
我想高兴 但你的表情让我搞不懂 I want to be happy, but your face is confusing me.
我们摧枯拉朽 虐了他们 We destroyed 'em. It was a blowout.
你的解释我还是没懂 That doesn't clear things up.
罗伯牧师在比赛前带领队伍祈祷了 Pastor Rob prayed with the team before the game
现在大家觉得他才是我们赢球的理由 and everyone thinks he's the reason we won.
所以你在不爽他帮你们赢了吗 So you're mad he helped you win?
他帮个屁啊 He didn't help!
我训练整个队伍 为他们设计战术 I coached that team up, I designed the game plan.
但赛末吹哨时 球员们把谁 But who do they hoist on their shoulders
扛到肩膀上庆祝了呢 after the final whistle?
这个嘛... Well...
怎么 What?
还用我说吗 Come on.
我当然喜欢汽车啦 Of course I like cars.
大多数女孩都不喜欢吗 Most girls don't?
反正我喜欢 Well, I do.
你最喜欢哪一牌 Which one's your favorite?
完全同意 Yeah, totally.
福特最赞了 Ford's the best.
米希 我需要使用电话 Missy, I need to use the phone.
关我屁事 Too bad.
我有要紧的事 This is important.
你不能改天再骗男生你对车感兴趣吗 Can't you lie to boys about liking cars some other time?
我得挂了 再见 I gotta go. Bye.
拿去 Here.
等等 别走 我需要你的帮忙 Wait, don't go away. I need your help.
这太蠢了吧 This is stupid.
这钱你是想要还是不想要 Do you want the money or not?
您好 谢尔顿·库珀办公室想找詹宁斯先生 Hello? Yes, I have Sheldon Cooper calling for Mr. Jennings.
可以 我们可以稍候 Yes, we'll hold.
你好 詹宁斯先生 Hello, Mr. Jennings.
我是库珀先生 Mr. Cooper here.
是的 我知道我们预约了明天开会 Yes, I know we have an appointment for tomorrow,
但我想 反正可以打电话聊 but I thought, why wait to do this face-to-face
有什么必要一定要见面再谈呢 哈哈 when we could do it over the phone? Ha, ha.
只是因为 Well, it's just that
太多人对科研补助金数据库感兴趣 there's been so much interest in the grant database,
我想确保你有机会抢先听到第一手消息 I wanted to make sure that you got a chance to hear it first.
太好了 Excellent. Well...
我在用电话 I'm on the phone.
抱歉啊 宝贝 Oh. Sorry, baby.
你那边可以先挂掉了 Uh, so you can hang up now.
你的声音听起来怪怪的 Your voice sounds funny,
你是不是感冒了 are you coming down with a cold?
没有 我身体好得很 No, I'm fine.
这是我正常的大人音 This is my normal adult voice.
可能我还是很想念你可爱的小男孩音吧 I guess I just miss that sweet little boy voice.
妈 Mom!
我几岁这件事情完全不重要 詹宁斯先生 Wh-- I-It doesn't matter how old I am, Mr. Jennings,
因为我非常非常聪明 because I'm really, really smart.
是在谈你那个数据库的东西吗 Oh, is this about his database thingy?
他对这东西真的很有激情 He is so excited about that
我昨晚好不容易才哄他去睡觉 I could barely get him to bed last night.
妈 Mom!
从我开始在这里教书以来 Oh. As long as I've been teaching here,
我们就没有打赢过派恩维尤队 we have never beaten Pineview.
这功劳不是我的 Oh, well, I can't take credit for that.
都是大家伙的功劳 Gotta give it to the big guy.
乔治吗 George?
不是 我是指天上的大人 Oh, I meant the big guy upstairs,
不过乔治也有功劳啦 but yeah, him, too.
当你给人施洗时 So when you baptize someone,
你是只穿着泳裤还是... are you only wearing swim trunks or...?
不不不 我全身都穿着衣服 Oh, no, no, fully covered.
所以是在泳池里... So is it, like, in a pool...
还是浴缸里之类的... or a hot tub or...
你不是信摩门教的吗 I thought you were Mormon.
-少多管闲事 -好的 - Mind your business. - Okay.
早安 Good mornin'.
-早安 乔治 -早 - Hey, George. - Hey.
早安啊 乔治 Hey, good morning, George.
你们在聊什么呢 What's going on here?
随便聊聊上周五那场比赛 Just talking about Friday's game.
报纸称之为"梅德福奇迹"呢 The paper called it the "Medford Miracle."
不是奇迹 良好的教练指导罢了 No miracle, just good coaching.
也别忘了那些孩子们 Let's not forget about those kids--
他们可是使出了浑身解数呢 I mean, they really played their hearts out.
其中一件我教导他们要做的事 One of the things I coached them to do.
当然啦 我只是说这是团队的努力成果 Of course. I'm just saying it's a team effort.
抱歉问一下 你在这里干嘛 I'm sorry, what are you doin' here?
有几个球员想要聊聊 Oh. A couple of the players wanted to talk,
所以我在等他们课间有空的时候 so I'm waiting for them to have a free period.
聊什么 Talk about what?
任何他们想聊的事情 Anything they want.
我只是来聆听罢了 Just here to listen.
他是个很好的聆听者 乔治 He's a good listener, George.
如果你哪天想找人谈... If you ever need someone to talk to--
不必 I'm fine.
行呗 Sure.
一个听人说话的男人 A man who listens.
有什么事 So what's up?
我想先征求你的同意 Well, I was hoping I could maybe
我能不能带个朋友过来看电影 bring a friend over to watch a movie.
那个朋友是男生吗 And would that friend be a-a boy?
对 他的名字叫迪恩 他超酷 Yeah, his name is Dean and he's so cool,
如果我带他回我家 and if I bring him to my house,
我的家人绝对会害我出糗 my family's gonna embarrass me
他就再也不会想跟我说话了 and he's never gonna talk to me again.
冷静 你可以带他过来 Calm down, he can come here.
谢谢 Thank you.
-但我有一些规矩 -尽管说 - But I have some rules. - Anything.
第一条规矩 Okay, first rule,
你们可以坐在同一张沙发 you can sit on the same couch,
但得是不同坐垫上 but separate cushions.
而且不许跨线 And no crossing the line.
-可以 -还没说完呢 - Deal. - I'm not done.
我不会坐在旁边 I will leave you alone,
但我会时不时经过一下 but I will cross through occasionally,
不会提前通知 unannounced
最好不要让我看到任何鬼鬼祟祟 偷偷摸摸 and I better not see any scooting, scurrying
或者是靠枕改变位置的举动 or resetting of pillows.
没问题 No problem.
你们可以看13岁以上级别的电影 The movie can be PG-13,
但约会只能是绿色的全年龄适宜约会 but the date has to stay G.
-我保证 -那行吧 - I promise. - All right, then.
-谢谢 你是世界上最好的姥姥 -我知道 - Thank you, you're the best meemaw ever. - Yeah, I know.
顺便跟你说 《小美人鱼》是全年龄电影 And just so you know, Little Mermaid is rated G,
但里面接吻了 and they totally kiss.
而且是嘴对嘴 On the lips.
没有人愿意听我的点子 No one will even listen to my ideas.
我因为年纪太小而被歧视了 I'm being discriminated against because I'm too young.
这真是太令人遗憾了 I'm sorry to hear that.
我真迫不及待想变你的年纪 I can't wait till I'm your age
这样人们就会尊重并敬畏我 and people treat me with respect and reverence.
有时候老人也会受到歧视啊 Sometimes older people get discriminated against, too.
歧视哪点啊 身形越变越小 但人越来越可爱吗 For what? Getting smaller and cuter year after year?
看你就知道 Look at you.
有时候人们会先入为主 Well, sometimes people assume,
认为我都这把年纪了 我成了老古板 我... because of my age, that I'm out of touch, that I, uh,
对那些新科技肯定一窍不通 我... don't know how to use new technologies, that I, uh...
等等 我还有第三点 Hold on, there's a third one.
所以我太小而你太老是吗 So I'm too young and you're too old?
如果取我们年龄的平均数 If you take the mean of both our ages,
那我们就是强大的41岁 we'd be a formidable 41.
我叫谢尔顿·库珀 My name is Sheldon Cooper
这是我的搭档约翰·斯特吉斯博士 and this is my partner, Dr. John Sturgis.
-各位好 -我们这组合 - Greetings. - With us,
你们能得到青春与丰富的经验 you get both youth and experience.
对了 我想起第三个点了 Oh, by the way, I remembered that third thing.
我等会再告诉你 I'll tell you later.
一旦架设并运作起来 So once this is up and running,
任何有电脑与上网能力的人都能获得 anyone with a computer and a modem can have access
全世界所有科研补助金项目的信息 to every grant offered worldwide.
而且你们还能双向收费 And you can charge for access on both sides.
就像这年头孩子们会发出的那个声音 As the kids like to say, ka-ching.
那是收银机收款的声音 That's the sound of a cash register,
以免有人没理解这个拟声词 in case the onomatopoeia was unclear.
听起来这东西十分有利可图啊 Sounds like this could be very lucrative.
大家都有懂 It was clear.
你们多久能弄出个原型呢 How soon do you think you could have a prototype?
考虑到我的课表 Well, working around my class schedule
与合理的睡眠时间 大概一年内吧 and a sensible bedtime, I think within a year.
要我们出资 我们要你全职开发 If we fund this, we'd expect you to work on it full-time.
我们可不想有别人抢在我们之前 We don't want someone else beating us to the punch.
我是也可以请学术休假来做这件事啦 I suppose I could, uh, take a sabbatical from teaching,
但我的睡眠时间也挺固定的 but my bedtime is also quite rigid.
仅靠业余时间是建立不起一个公司的 Look, building a company is not a part-time endeavor.
我们需要确定合作伙伴与我们一样全身心投入 We need to know our partners are as committed as we are.
你们希望我大学休学是吗 So you want me to drop out of college?
当然不是啦 我们希望注资让你开发科研补助金数据库 Of course not. We want to give you money to build a grant database.
但我想问题是... I guess the question is...
那你想要什么 what do you want?
我当然也想要你们的资金 Well, I-I want that too,
或许我该问问看我妈 but I should probably ask my mom.
我母亲去世多年 所以... My mom is long dead, so...
我没问题 I'm good to go.
好消息 Good news.
我们找到科研补助金数据库的投资人了 We found investors for the grant database.
亲爱的 那太好啦 Oh, honey, that's great.
还有个更好的消息 你以后不用载我去学校了 And even more good news, you no longer have to drive me to school,
因为我要休学来弄这个项目 because I'm dropping out to work on it.
什么 不 你不能休学 What? No, you're not.
但如果我不是全职在做 他们就不会愿意投资 But they won't fund the project unless i'm working on it full-time.
我不在乎 你必须得读完大学 I don't care, you're finishing college.
但你就让他辍学啊 But you let him drop out.
那你看看他人生怎么样了 And look how his life turned out.
抱歉 谢尔顿 I'm sorry, Sheldon,
你得跟人家回复不行 but you're gonna have to tell them no.
我有一份工作 I got a job
还有个很赞的车库住 and a cool garage to live in.
这又不是永久的 我随时能回去接着读啊 This doesn't have to be permanent. I can always go back.
很多人都这么说 但生活会挡住这条路 People always say that, and then life gets in the way.
我本来生完小乔治后也想去读大学 I was gonna go to college after I had Georgie,
但我没去成 and then I didn't.
看看她人生变什么样了 And look how her life turned out.
讨论就此结束 This discussion is over.
这太不公平了 This is so unfair.
发生什么事了 What's going on?
谢尔顿想从大学休学 Sheldon wants to quit college.
只有我不是辍学的废物吗 So I'm the only one who's not a dropout?
谁能料到啊 Who saw that coming?
教练 Hey, Coach.
有空聊聊吗 You got a sec?
我正忙着看贾斯珀队的比赛录像 I'm trying to get through this game tape on Jasper.
我们周五要迎战他们 We're playing them on Friday.
我知道 我会到场 Oh, I know, I'll-I'll be there.
去为你们祈祷 Praying for you.
好棒哦 Great.
今天的练习好辛苦啊 Heck of a practice today.
有吗 你看他们练什么项目了 Yeah? What practice were you watching?
都是一群没用的软脚蟹 They were soft as noodles out there.
是啊 我听见你骂了他们好几次 Yeah. Yeah, I heard you yell that a few times.
有什么事吗 罗伯 What can I do for ya, Rob?
你知道我有辅导你的几名队员 Well, you know I counsel a few of your players.
-是的 -是这样的 - Mm-hmm. - And, uh,
有两三个人都提到 a-a couple of them have mentioned that
你这周对他们有点过于严厉了 maybe you've been a little hard on 'em this week.
真的吗 Really?
是史蒂芬斯吗 Was it Stevens?
肯定是史蒂芬斯那臭小子 I bet it was Stevens.
是谁不重要啦 It doesn't matter.
我就是觉得该告诉你一声 Thought I should let you know.
他们以为这就算严厉了 They think I've been hard,
他们根本没见识过真正的地狱模式 they haven't seen "hard" yet.
我只是觉得有些孩子 It's just... I find that some kids
给予他们鼓励 效果会更好 respond better to encouragement.
这里不是主日学校 是橄榄球队 This isn't Sunday school, this is football.
我懂 Oh, hey. I get it.
我高中时也是运动员 网球校队的 I was an athlete in high school. Varsity tennis.
是哦 Okay.
差点被招进州代表队了 Almost went to state.
是啦是啦 I'm sure you did.
我相信网球也算是正经运动啦 And I'm sure tennis is considered
在某个山旮旯 a real sport... somewhere.
但这里是血气方刚的德州 But this is Texas,
周五这场比赛会是肉搏战 and this game on Friday is gonna be a street fight,
我有责任让队员们做好准备 and it is my job to make sure these boys are ready for it.
我们的目的是一样的 乔治 Yeah, we got the same goal here, George.
真的吗 你也想把你赶出我的办公室吗 Really? You also want you to get out of my office?
懂了 我马上走 All right, I'll go.
如果我越界了 很抱歉 I'm sorry if I overstepped. I just...
希望你能考虑一下我的话 hope you think about what I said, and, uh...
网球已到你的半场 轮到你做决定了 ball's in your court.
我不会挥拍回应你的 Yeah, I'm not doin' that back.
我把爆米花 Okay. I'm just gonna set this
放在你俩中间 right here between you.
记住 别同时伸手去拿 And remember, just one hand at a time.
谢谢你 姥姥 Thank you, Meemaw.
我就在楼上 I'll just be upstairs,
除非我下来了 unless I'm downstairs.
我会无处不在 I could be anywhere.
知道了 Got it.
-我姥姥好失礼 -没事 - Sorry about her. - Oh, no,
我喜欢你和你外婆如此亲近 I like that you and your grandma are so close.
-真的吗 -我觉得很酷 - You do? - I think it's cool.
她人是挺酷的 我们超亲的 Yeah, she's cool. We're pretty close.
我以前和我外婆也很亲 I was close to my grandma, too.
外婆都是最棒的 Grandmas are the best.
没错 Yeah.
我外婆今年早些时候去世了 Mine died earlier this year.
请节哀 I'm sorry.
谢谢 我没事 Yeah, it's... it's okay.
我们开始看电影吧 So, should we start the movie?
好的 Totally.
她打算一个人待在楼上吗 Is she just gonna sit upstairs by herself?
是的 她超喜欢这样 Oh, yeah, she loves it.
八成在织毛衣 Probably knitting.
我外婆生前也喜欢织毛衣 My grandma knitted.
她会不会想跟我们一起看电影 Hey, think she'd want to watch with us?
不会的 Oh, no, she's fine.
我知道如果我还有机会 I just know if I had the chance
和我外婆再看一部电影 to watch one more movie with my grandma,
我绝不会错过 I'd hate to pass it up.
姥姥 Meemaw!
现在是什么情况 So what's goin' on here?
讲真 我也不知道 I really don't know.
周五的大战 孩子们的状态怎么样 Well, how are the boys looking for Friday?
还行 Good.
只是还行吗 Just good?
我和贾斯珀的校长打了赌 'Cause I have a bet with the Jasper principal
我可不想因为输了 下次必须戴粉色牛仔帽 and I really don't want to wear a pink cowboy hat
去赛前动员会 to the next pep rally.
说实话 如果罗伯牧师别多管闲事 I gotta be honest, it'd be going better
我们备战会更顺利 if Pastor Rob would stay in his lane.
我还以为孩子们喜欢他的陪伴 Well, I thought the kids liked having him around.
当然喜欢啦 因为他都给他们灌输 Yeah, 'cause he's filling their heads with junk
球员应该被温柔以待 不该挨训这种歪理 like they should be treated nice and not get yelled at.
原来他是走这种路线的 Oh. Well, he's one of those, huh?
是的 Yeah.
那我能踢走他了吗 So I can get rid of him?
当然不行 Hell no.
我们刚以28分的优势战胜强队派恩维尤 We just beat Pineview by 28 points.
这种奇迹 难道不是有神助吗 You telling me God didn't have anything to do with that?
我多少也有一点功劳吧 Well, I think I deserve a little credit.
好吧 干得好 Fine, good job.
-那个小胡子得留下 -不是吧 - Mustache boy stays. - Oh, come on.
乔治 连胜时不能有任何变动影响好运 George, you don't mess with a winning streak.
这么说 只要我们一直赢球 我就甩不掉他了 So as long as we're winning I'm stuck with this guy?
没错 That's right.
那要是我们输球呢 What if we lose?
那你就会被一个 Then you're gonna get murdered
戴粉色牛仔帽的人弄死 by a guy wearing a pink cowboy hat.
爸爸 我想问你个事 Dad, I have a question for you.
我现在不想聊 谢尔顿 Not a good time, Sheldon.
拜托了 这件事很重要 Please, it's really important.
不管是什么事 我都答应 Whatever it is, fine.
妈妈 爸爸说我可以从大学休学了 Mom, Dad said I could drop out of college!
-什么 -乔治你搞什么 - What? - George!
我爸妈一点都不讲理 My parents are being completely unreasonable.
竟然连我休学的事都不答应 They won't even let me drop out of school.
我都告诉他们比尔·盖茨 And even after I told them that Bill Gates
和史蒂夫·乔布斯都是辍学党了 and Steve Jobs both dropped out of college.
他们怎么说 What did they say?
他们说 "我们不在乎你的朋友怎么做 They said, "We don't care what your friends do,
总之你不准休学" you're not dropping out."
谢尔顿 我知道你很失望 Well, Sheldon, I know it's disappointing,
但他们也是 but, uh, I think they just have
为你着想 your best interests at heart.
他们也说了这句话 They said that, too.
再说 对于每个比尔·盖茨和史蒂夫·乔布斯 And for every Bill Gates and Steve Jobs,
相应的也有一个保罗·拉必斯克斯 there's a Paul Labiscous.
他是哪位 Who's that?
你没听过就对了 Exactly.
这是个好主意 我们不能轻言放弃 But this is a good idea. We can't just give up.
你可以回大学 Well, you could go back to the university.
他们也愿意资助你 They were willing to fund it.
不行 他们想拥有全盘控制权 No, they wanted to control the whole thing.
我想找的是 心甘情愿给我钱 I want somebody who will just give me the money,
让我按自己进度做研究 let me work on my own schedule
又不用我听他们的蠢意见的人 and not expect me to listen to their dumb ideas.
我想听到你说他们的意见很蠢 I don't think rich people who give money
还会高兴的冤大头资助人是不存在的 like being told their ideas are dumb.
这样真有意思 没多少人能和我进行 This is fun. Not a lot of people
科学家之间的谈话 I can talk to, scientist to scientist.
我们并没有进行科学家之间的谈话 We're not talking scientist to scientist.
你不是科学家 You're not a scientist;
你只是个有钱人 没人愿意对你说真话 you're just a rich man that no one will be honest to
因为大家都想要你的钱 because everyone wants your money.
结果怎么样 What happened?
他十分认可我的坦诚 He found my honesty delightful
给了大学一大笔赞助 and gave the university a lot of money.
-你真厉害啊 -我知道 - Impressive. - I know.
但我们很难再找到像他一样的人 But what are the odds we'll find someone like him?
喂 Hello?
米希 是我迪恩 Hey, Missy, it's Dean.
你...你好啊 Oh, hi-- Hey, I mean... Hi.
那天晚上 It was, uh,
和你玩得很开心 fun hanging out with you the other night.
我们要不要再约一次 I thought maybe we could do it again.
好啊 我们可以去逛商场 Totally. We could go to the mall.
或是去打迷你高尔夫 Or we could go mini-golfing.
我在想 I was thinking
也许我们可以再跟你外婆一起玩 maybe we could hang out with your grandma again.
跟她玩什么 And do what?
我想想 I don't know, uh,
我们可以玩桌游 we could play a board game,
或是... or...
对了 我外婆以前喜欢和我一起烤饼干 Oh, my grandma loved to bake cookies with me.
这应该也会好玩吧 I guess that could be fun.
太好了 那这约会就说定了 Great. It's a date.
好 你和我的约会 Right. You and me.
在你姥姥家 我很期待 再见 At your meemaw's. Can't wait. Bye.
好了 All right!
搭手 数到三喊"队伍" Hands in, "team" on three.
等等 罗伯牧师不是要和我们一起祈祷吗 Wait. Isn't Pastor Rob gonna pray with us?
他迟到了 我们马上要比赛了 Well, he's late and we got a game to play.
其实还有几分钟 Actually, we have a few minutes.
真是谢谢你啊 韦恩 Thanks, Wayne.
你们想祈祷 那我跟你们一起祈祷 Y'all want a prayer, I'll give you a prayer.
围成一圈 Circle up.
天父 Heavenly Father,
请您保佑这支球队 和接... bless this team and the hands that catch...
-接球的双手 -真要命 - the-the ball... - Oh, boy.
还要保佑奔跑与踢球的 ...the feet that run and...
双脚... and kick...
孩子们 抱歉啊 Hey, y'all! Sorry, guys.
我迟到了 不好意思 教练 Sorry I'm late, Coach.
罗伯牧师来了 你不用再憋祷告词了 Oh, Pastor Rob's here, you can stop.
不用 乔治 No, no, George,
你肯定做得很棒 I'm-I'm sure you're doing great.
可是我们想让你带头祷告 罗伯牧师 Come on, Pastor Rob, we want you to do it.
没事 你来吧 It's fine, go ahead.
那好吧 All right. Oh.
天父 请您保佑这支球队 Heavenly Father, bless this team--
-跟我说的有差吗 -嘘 - Exactly what I said. - Shh.
帮助这些年轻人... Help these young men...
十分感谢你们把这个机会带到我面前 Thank you so much for bringing this opportunity to me.
这很激动人心啊 This is exciting.
那你愿意资助我们吗 So will you give us the funding?
这笔钱不是小数目 Well, it's a lot of money,
但我的星座运势说 我今天应该冒险一试 but my horoscope did say take a chance today.
你要根据星座运势 You're, uh, making a big financial decision
做出重大财务决策吗 based on astrology?
就是说啊 我真是典型的双子座呢 I know, I'm such a Gemini, right?
太荒唐了 That's ridiculous.
星球与群星的排列 The alignment of the planets and stars
和你的成败毫不相干啊 has no correlation to your success or failure.
这可太棒了 Ah, this is great.
科学家蓬勃发展正是靠的这种辩论 I mean, science thrives on this kind of debate.
这不是辩论 This isn't a debate.
我反驳 这就是辩论 Rebuttal. Yes, it is.
我们又开始辩起来了呢 There we go again.
老实说 Oh, I gotta tell ya,
我发家靠的是造实验室家具 making lab furniture has made me rich,
但这 这才是我最喜爱的 but this, this is what I really love.
我先说清楚 Now, just to be clear,
我们找的是资金提供人 不是合伙人 we're looking for a financier, not a partner.
我懂 科研是你们的孩子 Oh, yes, no, this is your baby.
你们是父母 我只是奶妈 You guys are the parents, I'm just a wet nurse.
一个腰缠万贯的奶妈 Just a wealthy, wealthy wet nurse.
什么意思 What does that mean?
奶妈就是喂奶给别的... A wet nurse is a woman who suckles another--
我知道奶妈是什么意思 我只是不懂他说的 No, no, I know what it means, I just meant what does he mean?
我的意思是 我只想参与这个过程 Well, I mean I just want to be around the process.
你们有任何需求就找我 Anything you need, I'm your guy.
但仍然是我说了算 对吗 But I'm still in charge, right?
登月是美国宇航局的骗局吗 Did NASA fake the moon landing?
当然不是 No.
一年以前我也像你一样天真 See, that's what I thought until about a year ago.
我们会玩得很开心的 Oh, we're gonna have so much fun.
向球门推进 上上上 Close to 23. Hut, hut!
该死 Ah, damn!
暂停 Time!
你想怎么做 教练 What do you want to do, Coach?
派出踢球手 必须把比分追平 Send in the field goal unit, we gotta go for a tie.
怎么了 What?
没事 Nothing.
我没资格插手 Not my place.
你有话想说就说出来 You got something to say, let's hear it.
我认为 I just don't think
他们不会料到你选择达阵 they're gonna expect you to go for it.
你假装射门 也许能杀他们个措手不及 You fake a field goal, you might catch 'em off guard.
其实罗伯牧师 这种水平的比赛 Actually, Pastor Rob, at this level
-那种低级策略... -等等 韦恩 - that kind of play never-- Hang on, Wayne.
罗伯上周凭借一己之力帮我们获胜 Rob got us a win last week all on his own.
我们哪有资格否定他 Who are we to say no?
你确定吗 Are you sure?
确定啊 Yeah, I'm sure.
最坏的结果能是什么呢 What's the worst that could happen?
-我们会输 -没错 - We could lose. - Yep.
到时该怪谁呢 And who would we blame?
战术有变 假装射门 实则达阵 Change of plans, we're running the fake.
-真的吗 -你都听到了 - Really? - Yeah, you heard me.
好了 快去 Come on, let's go.
好 上场 All right! Let's go!
加油 孩子们 Let's go, guys!
我不想对你的工作指手画脚 I don't want to tell you how to do your job,
但如果我是上帝的信徒 我现在会开始祈祷 but if I was a prayin' man, I'd start now.
好了 上吧 All right, let's go.
达阵得分 Touchdown!
乔治 你个疯子 George, you crazy son-of-a-bitch,
你居然真的成功了 I can't believe you pulled that off!
我也没想到 Me, neither.
看来我们合作得很好啊 乔治 Looks like we make a pretty good team, George.
好棒 Yeah!
孩子们 冲冲冲 What's up, boys? Go, go, go!
迪恩 想帮我擀面团吗 Hey, Dean, want to help me roll out the dough?
稍等 我在帮外婆给盘子涂油 Yeah, one second, I'm just helping Grandma grease the pan.
谁 Who?
抱歉 Oh, uh, sorry.
您让我想起我外婆了 You just remind me of my grandma.
这样吧 你帮米希 I tell you what, why don't you help Missy,
我来洗碗 and I'm gonna start the dishes.
趁饼干还没烤好 Oh, uh, while the cookies are baking,
你能不能教我玩金拉米牌 maybe you could teach me how to play gin rummy.
忍无可忍 我们玩完了 All right, we're done here.
-什么 -你听见了 - What? - You heard me.
你要跟我分手吗 Are you breaking up with me?
没错 你可以滚了 Yeah. You can go now.
但我妈妈七点才来接我 But my mom's not picking me up till 7:00.
我去拿牌 Oh, I'll get the cards.