《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
你的朋友都知道你有个"秘密男友"吗 Your friends all know about your "Secret boyfriend"?
翻译 先翻先赢贝大八 油腻希
你以为是你吗 You think that's you?
那当然... Well...
难道不是吗 It's not?
我知道你正在推进 I understand you're moving forward
校对 用电大户贝大八
跟谢尔顿的科研补助金数据库立合同的事情 with Sheldon's grant database.
我也是其中不可或缺的一部分 I was an intrinsic part of that.
谢尔顿没提到你啊 Sheldon didn't mention you.
后期 灰灰是菇凉 时间轴 加森
他当然没有啦 这个抢功劳的小豆丁 Of course he didn't, that pint-sized little credit hog.
我们找的是资金提供人 不是合伙人 We're looking for a financier, not a partner.
总监 贝大八
我只想参与这个过程 I just want to be around the process.
但仍然是我说了算 对吗 But I'm still in charge, right?
-登月是美国宇航局的骗局吗 -当然不是 - Did NASA fake the moon landing? - No.
一年以前我也像你一样天真 See, that's what I thought until about a year ago.
我们会玩得很开心的 Oh, we're gonna have so much fun.
数据进到这里 So the data comes in here,
然后被分为三类 and then it's divided into three tables
我要把它们称为子程序1 子程序2 子程序3 that I'm calling X-sub-1, X-sub-2, X-sub-3.
很好很好 Good, good.
然后这半边 要进行数据规范化 And then over here, it's subjected to data normalization,
以免出现重复的数据域 so we don't end up with any duplicate data fields.
我知道了 I've got it.
补助金爹爹 Grant Daddy.
什么 What?
我们公司的名字啊 The name of our company:
补助金爹爹 Grant Daddy.
又性感又富含深意 I mean, it's sexy and sophisticated,
但又不会曲高和寡 这名字普通人也能懂 but still John Q. Lunchpail can wrap his arms around it.
你在哪啊 Where are you?
这个嘛... 我的律师建议我不要说 Oh, you know, my lawyers have advised me not to say,
但我应该很快就能重新被允许回国了 but I'm pretty sure I'll be allowed back in the country very soon.
税务真烦人 对吧 Taxes, am I right?
我们眼前有远比名字更重要的事情 Right now we have more important things to focus on
比如我们该怎么搭建这个库 than the name, like how are we going to build this.
金大城 Grant-opolis.
金棒棒 Grant-cano.
不 等等 No, wait.
金山银山补助山 The Grant Canyon.
感觉印在T恤上会很有哏 Oh, that's gonna look great on a T-shirt.
你们都穿什么号的衣服 Hey, what size do you guys wear?
他一点忙都帮不上 我不能直接挂他电话吗 This is not helpful. Can't I hang up on him?
谢尔顿 我得提醒你 Sheldon, I have to remind you
-喂喂 -是他在出资支持整个项目 - Hello? - He's funding the entire project.
他不应该被排除在外 He should remain included.
-有人在吗 -行吧 - Hello? - Fine.
金山银山补助山是个烂名字 The Grant Canyon is a terrible name.
听起来像补助金死后被埋葬的地方 It sounds like a place grants go to die.
谢尔顿 Sheldon.
我是在让他参与啊 I'm including him.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
你感觉如何 So, how are you feeling?
又胖又恶心 Fat and disgusting.
我是问有没有哪里不舒服 或疲倦感 I mean, are you having any discomfort, fatigue?
我基本就剩这两种感觉了 Yeah, that's all I have.
她的意思是她非常有怀胎八月感 I think what she's saying is she feels eight months pregnant.
八 八百 差不多吧 Eight. 800.
抱歉我迟到了 Hey, sorry I'm late.
提醒一下啊 医生 Just a reminder, Doc,
我不想知道是男孩还是女孩 I don't want to know if it's a boy or girl.
-我希望到时候有惊喜感 -等等 - I want it to be a surprise. - Wait, hold up.
如果我们都在这里 If we're all here,
那洗衣店与录影带出租店 who's looking after the Laundromat and the video store
还有其他生意 是谁在看着呢 and the, uh, other establishment?
地下赌场吗 Oh, the gambling room?
什么 Huh?
不用紧张 我上周刚在那里输了一百块 It's okay. I lost a hundred bucks there last week.
那你肯定能放心我们付得起医药费 Then you know we're good for the bill.
话题回到我这里来 Okay, uh, back to me.
肚子里的状况如何 Uh, how's everything looking in the oven?
宝宝看起来一切正常 Well, baby seems okay,
但我对你的血压有点担心 but I am concerned about your blood pressure.
你觉得是先兆子痫吗 Mm. You think it's preeclampsia?
小乔治 让医生回答 Georgie, let the doctor talk.
其实这的确是其中一种可能 Actually, that's a possibility.
我读了孕妇书 你读了吗 I read the book. Did you?
我打算先让你 I'd like to put you on
卧床休养一周然后再检查你情况 bed rest for a week and then recheck you.
真的有这个必要吗 Is that really necessary?
有 It is.
林克莱特博士 我对今天的课有点问题 Dr. Linkletter, I had a question about today's lecture.
抱歉 你是谁 I'm sorry, who are you?
想必你就是谢尔顿吧 You must be Sheldon.
的确是 I am.
我被吩咐过别跟你说话 I was told not to talk to you.
为什么 Why not?
我被吩咐过不能告诉你 I was told not to tell you that.
你已经跟托比打过招呼啦 Ah, I see you've met Toby.
没有 他不愿意告诉我他的名字 I have not. He wouldn't tell me his name.
好小伙 有什么能帮忙的吗 谢尔顿 Good man. What can I help you with, Sheldon?
这是什么 What's all this?
看起来像是个可搜索的数据库的算法 It looks like algorithms for a searchable database.
随眼一看 任何东西 At a glance, anything can look like
都可能看起来像可搜索数据库的算法 an algorithm for a searchable database.
行吧 这是可搜索数据库的算法 Very well, it's an algorithm for a searchable database.
那是我的点子 That was my idea.
请你好好回想 那是我们的点子 If you'll recall, it was our idea.
你是在帮他给数据库编程吗 Are you programming a database for him?
-你回答吧 -是的 - Go ahead. - Yeah.
是的 Yeah.
你怎么敢偷我的科研补助金数据库点子 How dare you steal my grant database idea?
听好 这点子里有林克莱特博士的份 Look, Dr. Linkletter was part of the idea,
而他是大学的雇员 he's an employee of the university,
所以我们也完全有资格拥有这点子 and therefore we have a legitimate claim to it.
但我已经在制作了 But I'm already making one.
还找到了投资人在等着呢 I have an investor lined up and everything.
我们也很欢迎你加入我们的团队啊 Well, you're still more than welcome to join us,
我们大家可以一起搞这个项目 and we can all work on it together.
不要 这是我的点子 我要自己搞 No, this is my idea, and I'm doing it on my own.
那我们就看看谁能够先推出到市场上了 Well, then I guess we'll see who gets to market first.
看看就看看 I guess we will.
你已经开始编程了吗 Hmm. So, have you already started programming?
还没 No.
你有大型机用吗 Do you have access to a mainframe?
看情况了 我能用大学的大型机吗 That depends. Can I use the university's mainframe?
不能 那我们这方面还得再研究研究 No. Then we're still figuring it out.
了解 I see.
但我们已经取好名字了 你们呢 Well, we already have a name, do you?
还真取好了 我们打算叫博古通金 As a matter of fact, we do. We're calling it Granted.
-这可真是个好名字 -谢谢夸奖 - Ugh, that is such a good name. - Thank you.
你们的呢 And what's yours?
算了 Never mind.
看看你们的机器给我的内裤搞得 Look what your machine did to my underwear.
把它洗大了吗 Made 'em huge?
是染成粉色的了 It dyed 'em pink.
了解 Oh, right.
来 下一洗免单 Here. Next wash is on us.
我后面还有事情得忙 I got to go check on something in the back.
抱歉 今天有点缺人手 Sorry, I'm a little short-staffed today.
我就像一只头被斩了还在四处乱跑的无头公鸡 I've been running around like a chicken with its head cut off.
好的 All right.
这是你的泰迪熊 There's your teddy bear.
这是你的现金 Here's your cash.
泰迪熊 现金 Teddy bear. Cash.
泰迪熊 Teddy bear.
这是干洗回执 Hey, this is a dry cleaning ticket.
滚出去 Get out of here.
混蛋 Punk.
稍等 我马上回来 Hang on, I'll be right back.
一切还满意吧 Hey, you find everything all right?
还行 Yeah.
这部很不错呢 Oh, that there's a real good one.
你应该租这部 我帮你去结账 You should get it. I'll ring it up.
不确定呢 I don't know.
大明星琥碧·戈柏饰演唱歌的修女 Don't know? Whoopi Goldberg as a singing nun?
这有什么好犹豫的 What's there to think about?
我比较想看点动作电影 I might be more in the mood for action.
她是为了躲黑道才扮修女的 She's on the run from the mob.
你肯定会喜欢看 我去给你结账 You'll love it. I'll ring it up.
你还好吗 How you doing?
我躺在床上 还有好心的女士给我送来食物 Uh, well, I'm lying in bed and a nice lady just brought me food.
哪能多差呢 It's not the worst.
等你尝过再说 医生说不能加盐 Well, you haven't tasted it yet. Doctor said no salt.
肯定还是会好吃啦 Oh, I'm sure it's great.
我尝过了 难吃得要死 I tasted it. It sucks.
好啦 我得去帮忙小乔治了 Anyway, I better go give Georgie a hand.
电话在这边 Um, here's your telephone.
我去之前还有什么需要的吗 Anything else you need before I go?
我找不到遥控器 Actually, I can't find the remote.
肯定跑不了多远 Oh, well, it couldn't have gone far.
我看看啊 Let's see.
我看看床底下 Let me just look right down here.
果然在这里 Okay. Here it is.
我的背 Oh! My back!
你还好吗 Are you okay?
-疼死了 -我拉你起来 - No! - All right. Let me help you up.
不用不用 你别起来 我没事 No, no. No, no. I'm fine. I'm fine.
我... 就让我在这躺一下就好了 I'm ju-just... Let me lay here for just a minute.
我去给你拿点冰块之类的呢 Can I get you some ice or something?
别别别 你得卧床休息 No, no, no. You've got to stay in bed.
好吧 你看起来像报警装置广告里 Okay. Well, you look like
"我跌倒了 我自己爬不起来"的老太太 the "I've fallen and I can't get up" lady.
因为我就是摔了然后爬不起来啊 That's because I have fallen and I can't get up.
连我笑的时候都疼 Okay, it hurts when I laugh.
给你 亲爱的 Here, honey.
-拿去看吧 -谢谢 - Here you go. - Oh, thanks.
老天啊 我扶你起来 Oh, dear Lord, let me help you up.
别碰我 Don't touch me.
别碰我 我准备好了再起来 Don't touch me. I'll get up when I'm ready.
我该打电话给医生吗 Should I call the doctor?
不用不用 这种事情偶尔会发生 No, no. It just happens every once in a while.
我只需要好好休息个几天 I just need to take it easy for a couple days.
然后我就没事了 Then I'll be fine.
那要我给你拿个枕头吗 Well, can I get you a pillow?
拿个枕头来应该会挺不错 Ooh. A pillow would be nice.
给你 Here.
那你是怎么回事 And what's going on with you?
高血压 医生让我卧床休息 Oh, high blood pressure. Doctor wants me on bed rest.
大概是担心先兆子痫 Probably worried about preeclampsia.
大家都读了那本书吗 Did everyone read this book?
我可以工作请假照顾你们 Well, I can take off work and look after y'all.
我们没事 We're fine.
还没事 你都躺地上了 Fine? You're on the floor.
万一你要上厕所了怎么办 What happens if you need to use the bathroom?
看情况 Depends.
看什么情况 Depends on what?
是在开玩笑啦 No, it's a joke.
我听懂了 I got it.
笑点在哪 What's the joke?
跟我说啊 Tell me.
您好 这里是奥布莱恩先生办公室 Hello, Mr. O'Brien's office.
请问奥布莱恩先生在吗 Is Mr. O'Brien there?
我们是约翰·斯特吉斯与谢尔顿·库珀 It's John Sturgis and Sheldon Cooper.
是我啦 Oh, it's me.
我就是想确保不是国税局打来 怎么啦 I was just making sure you weren't the IRS. What's up?
我们有坏消息 I have some troubling news.
大学正在做同样的数据库来跟我们打对台 The university is making a competing grant database.
-这不是你的点子吗 -的确是啊 - Wasn't it your idea? - It was,
但林克莱特博士说他有协助就有份 but Dr. Linkletter is claiming he assisted me.
小小竞争也没什么不好 Well, there's nothing wrong with a little competition.
你们觉得我是唯一一个设计出 I mean, you think I was the only person
防静电实验室家具的人吗 designing anti-static lab furniture?
-你不是吗 -当然不是 - You weren't? - No.
我研究了对家 标走它们的制造商 I researched the competition, outbid their manufacturers
再拖它们到法庭上打官司 打到它们无以为继 and tied them up in court so long they ran out of money.
这感觉有点太残忍了吧 That seems a little ruthless.
不将对手疯狂打压 必被打得满地找牙 Hey, if you're not ruthless, you're toothless.
我喜欢这句 I like that.
对啊 还押韵呢 I know. It rhymes.
但大学的进度已经超过我们了 But the university's already ahead of us.
可是他们有很酷的公司名字吗 Yeah, but do they have a really cool company name?
有 叫博古通金 Yes, they're calling it Granted.
靠 这么明显我居然没想到 Damn, it was right there.
我一个人同时照顾不过来录影带出租店 洗衣店 Okay, I can't cover the video store, the Laundromat,
以及后面的生意 and the other room all at the same time.
我想去后面工作 I want to work in the other room.
你别想去后面工作 You're not working the other room.
后面我来管 I got the other one.
那我先喊要出租店 I call dibs on video store.
我也想要出租店 Aw. I wanted video store.
可惜了 我先喊了 Too bad. I called dibs.
很好 你去看着洗衣店 Great, you got the Laundromat.
但我不想去洗衣店啊 But I don't want the Laundromat.
人家先喊就是先赢 得守规矩 Well, dibs are dibs. She called it.
他是个好老板 He's a good boss.
没错 That's right.
慢点 Slow.
-慢点 -再慢我们基本就是站着不动了 - Slow. - Any slower and we're just standing.
好了 行 我自己能 你让我自己一个人 Okay, look, I got this, okay? Just leave me alone.
行 那我去看看曼蒂 All right. I'm gonna go check on Mandy.
慢 Slow.
你还好吗 You doing okay?
我没事 I'm fine.
真的不用那么紧张我 You really don't need to fuss over me.
没事啦 Oh, I don't mind.
我很感激 I appreciate it.
不过我习惯了照顾自己 I'm just kind of used to taking care of myself.
家人之间就是该照顾彼此呀 Well, that's what family's for.
说起来 你想让我联系你爸妈吗 Speaking of which, do you want me to call yours?
为什么 Why?
如果是我女儿必须卧床休息 If my daughter was on bed rest,
我肯定想知道的吧 I would want to know.
他们要是想知道我过得怎么样 If they want to know how I'm doing,
大可主动打电话来问 they can pick up the phone and call.
你妈妈要是知道你现在的情况 I'm sure if your mom knew what was going on,
肯定会来帮忙的 she'd be here to help.
可当初我告诉她我怀孕后 Well, I told my mom I was pregnant
她就气到不再跟我说话了 and she stopped talking to me. So...
我知道 可是... I know, but...
这不关你的事 玛丽 It's not your business, Mary.
好吧 抱歉 Okay, sorry.
你好 托比 Hello, Toby.
我不该和你说话的 I'm not supposed to talk to you.
但没人说过你不能和我说话 But no one told you not to talk to me.
你们想怎么样 What do you want?
我们想给你一份工作 We want to offer you a job.
还想你赶紧洗手 And for you to wash your hands.
我已经有工作了 I already have a job.
我们知道呀 We know.
我们想让你做同样的工作 但拿更高的报酬 We want you to do the same thing, but for more money.
好吧 Okay.
不是吧 这就倒戈了 你毫无忠诚度可言吗 Really, that's all it took? Where's the loyalty?
谢尔顿 这不是正合我们意吗 Sheldon, this is what we want.
我知道 但要是有别人 I know, but what if somebody comes along
给他更多的钱 他也会抛弃我们吗 and offers him more money? Is he just gonna leave us?
你会吗 Are you?
应该会吧 Probably.
我们可以雇用他 但他不准独自上厕所 We can hire him, but he cannot go to the bathroom alone.
欢迎加入 Welcome aboard.
且慢 你先给我去洗手 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's hit that sink.
如果你还不知道要看哪部 If you're looking for something to watch,
我推荐《公主新娘》 I'd recommend Princess Bride.
-讲真的吗 -我知道听起来有点少女系 - Really? - I know it sounds a little girly,
但里面有一场精彩绝伦的剑战 but there's an awesome sword fight
而且还有摔角手"巨人安德烈"参演哦 and Andre the Giant's in it.
行啊 谢谢推荐 Cool. Thanks.
这是我应该做的 Just doing my job.
对了 我叫梅丽莎 I'm Melissa, by the way.
需要帮忙吗 Need any help over here?
你是想借机偷摸我的内裤吗 Are you trying to touch my underwear?
没有的事 女士 No, ma'am.
那你还不快走开 Well, then step away.
遵命 女士 Yes, ma'am.
我就知道 你们挖走了我的程序员 Ah! I knew it. You poached my programmer.
是你先盗用他的点子的 You poached his idea.
托比 你做人不讲忠诚的吗 Toby, what happened to loyalty?
被背叛的滋味不好受 对吧 It's annoying, isn't it?
俗话说 There's an old saying:
"敢惹公牛 就要承受被角撞的后果" "You mess with the bull, you get the horns."
教你一句新俗话 Well, there's a new saying:
"我们有程序员 而你没有" "We have a programmer and you don't."
没错 Yeah.
不是吧 Really?
你们挖走了我们的程序员 You poached our programmer?
我就让他独处了五分钟去上厕所 I left him alone for five minutes to use the bathroom.
不知道你们在惊讶个什么劲 I don't know why you're so surprised.
我听说商场如战场 I'm told that business is a high-stakes game
不将对手疯狂打压 必被打得满地找牙 where if you're not ruthless, you're toothless.
我们刚刚学到的 We just learned that.
你们雇谁不行偏要雇他 You could have hired anyone else.
现在说这些没意义啦 Coulda, woulda, shoulda.
你们想来硬的 好啊 Oh, you want to play hardball?
我们也能这样做 We can do that, too.
谢尔顿在学校里享有很多特别待遇 You see, Sheldon gets a lot of perks at this university
但我轻易就能给他取消 that could go away real fast.
可我喜欢我的小特权 But I like my perks.
给你的宿舍安排一两名新室友 How would you like to have a roommate or two
你觉得怎么样 in that dorm room of yours?
我们还是满足她的要求吧 Let's give her what she wants.
要坚定不移 Stay strong.
我想说的是 我们都需要彼此的帮助 Look, all I'm saying is you need us as much as we need you.
举例而言 我们有大型计算机 你们就没有 Now, for example, we have a mainframe computer and you don't.
没有大型机就做不出数据库 现在谁才是软蛋 Ha! No mainframe, no database. Who's toothless now?
我们可以自己搞一台大型机 We can get our own mainframe.
可以吗 但那玩意不是巨贵吗 We can? They're really expensive.
我在装心狠手辣 你配合一下行不行 I'm trying to be ruthless. Work with me here.
我们可以搞到哦 We can.
我给你拿了小点心和杂志 Hey. I brought you a snack and some magazines.
谢了 不过我最好先看完这本书 Oh, thanks, but I should probably finish this.
虽然我很清楚结局是什么 Although I do know how it ends.
就是体液横流 汁水四溢 With bodily fluids. Everywhere.
接着一个小男婴或小女婴就出来了 And then a sweet little boy or girl.
已经知道了 是女孩 Oh, um, it's a girl.
真的吗 Really?
嗯 小乔治不想知道 所以我没说 Yeah, Georgie didn't want to know so I haven't said.
真是太好了 Well, that is wonderful!
这是你和我的小秘密哦 Oh, it'll be our little secret.
老娘早就知道了 别以为你有多特别 I already know! Don't go feeling like you're special.
你能不能识相一点 我们这里气氛正温馨呢 Do you mind? We're having a moment here.
你们继续吧 Carry on.
如你所见 As you can see,
我们母女情深 the mother-daughter bond is strong.
比起我和我妈 你们的关系很亲密了 Well, compared to me and my mom, you two are magic.
我们也是时好时坏啦 Well, we've had our ups and downs.
她也不是很会照顾小孩的妈妈 She wasn't the easiest mom to grow up with.
有时我都觉得是我把自己拉扯大的 Sometimes I felt like I was kind of raising myself.
但现在我们可以说是最好的朋友 But now we're practically best friends.
我想我和我妈不会变成这样了 Yeah, I don't think that's in the cards for me and my mom.
我听见你压低声音说话 肯定是讲我坏话 I hear you whispering in there.
别听她的 曼蒂 Don't listen to her, Mandy.
你别那么阴暗 我只是在跟她说 Dear Lord, I was just telling her
我和你是最要好的朋友 how you and I are best friends!
你跟最好的朋友说话是用这种态度的吗 That's how you talk to your best friend?
一切都还顺利吗 Everything working okay for you?
我知道你 你是那个有闻内裤癖好的变态 I heard about you. You're that panty sniffer.
没有没有 我没偷闻内裤 No. No, no, no, there was no sniffing.
芭芭拉 他又来作案了 Barbara, he doing it again.
真的没有 算了爷不解释了 No. No. Uh, j... Oh, I give up.
我超喜欢老电影 I'm totally into old movies.
比如《早餐俱乐部》啦 《七宝奇谋》还有《红粉佳人》 You know, Breakfast Club, Goonies, Pretty in Pink.
怎么样还好吗 Hey. How's it going?
好得很 快走不送 Fine. Bye.
洗衣店那边不忙 Not much going on at the Laundromat.
我就想着过来帮帮你 Thought maybe I could lend you a hand.
我这边不用了 你去看看小乔治吧 Nope, all good. Go check on Georgie.
好的 All right.
你晚点有安排吗 So, you doing anything later?
有 她要跟她老爸回家 Yeah, she's going home with her father.
爸爸 Dad.
抱歉 先生 我不知道 I-I'm sorry, sir, I didn't know.
那你知道她才读初一吗 Yeah, did you know that she's in the seventh grade?
爸爸 Dad!
我没想到她这么小 I thought she was older.
现在知道了 还不快滚 Well, now you know. Beat it.
滚了 Right.
你现在满意了吧 Are you happy?
他太老了 不适合你 He is way too old for you.
你和妈妈才老咧 Have you seen you and Mom?
我和你妈可是在高中时代相恋的学生情侣 Hey, your mother and I were high school sweethearts.
她是高中生没错 但你是25岁吃嫩草的老牛 Yeah, she was in high school. You were, like, 25.
那时的人长相显成熟嘛 People looked older back then.
有何贵干 Hello?
我是来安装双层床的 Yeah, I'm here to install some bunk beds.
但我不需要上下铺啊 就我一个人住 But I don't need bunk beds. I'm just one person.
我只知道这间宿舍改成三人房了 All I know is they're turning this room into a triple.
三人房 Triple?
事态越来越严重了 他们来硬的了[打硬球] This is getting serious. They're playing hardball.
硬球同样是我不擅长的球类运动 And hardball is just one more type of ball I'm bad at.
好啦 你镇定一点 Okay, just calm down. I'm sure
我肯定能弄来一台二手大型机 I can find us a used mainframe.
在哪 怎么弄到手 找谁要 Where? How? From whom?
我也不知道 不过木星刚落入了射手座 I don't know, but Jupiter just entered Sagittarius,
所以我有很好的预感 so I have a good feeling.
你这话并没给我增强信心 加里 You're not filling me with confidence, Gary.
青少年啊 总是焦虑不安 Ah, teenagers. Always so angsty.
我可太喜欢了 I love it.
妈 是我 Hey, Mom, it's me.
没出什么事 我就想和你聊聊 No, nothing's wrong. I was just calling to talk.
我才不是打来道歉的好吗 No, I am not calling to apologize.
不 我不是问你要钱 No, I don't need any money.
我真的不需要你帮什么忙 No, I don't need anything from you.
算了 我不该打这通电话的 You know what? This was a mistake.
再见 Yeah, goodbye.
欢迎光临 Hi. Welcome to Video Village.
我叫米希 读初一 那是我爸 I'm Missy, I'm in seventh grade, and that's my father.
你好 Uh, hi.
我叫卡尔 I'm Carl,
31岁 我爸已经去世了 I'm 31, and my dad is dead.
抱歉啊 她那么失礼 Yeah, I'm sorry about her.
你爸的事也请节哀 And your dad.
你这是在搞哪一出 What are you doing?
省得你又让我丢脸尴尬 Saving you the trouble of embarrassing me.
看见你和男人说话 让我不好受 Look, it's not easy seeing you talk to guys.
特别是跟年纪比你大的男人 Especially older guys.
你想知道什么让我不好受吗 You want to know what's not easy?
从比利·斯帕克斯那听说你和他妈妈 Hearing from Billy Sparks about you and his mother
在他们家的鸡舍偷偷见面 hanging out in their chicken coop.
什么 What?
他说他前几天看见你们从鸡舍出来 He said he saw y'all leaving there the other day.
我们只是在聊养鸡的事 We were talking chickens.
他说那不是第一次了 And he said it wasn't the first time.
他们家养了很多鸡嘛 They got a lot of chickens.
现在还给我房间摆上双层床了 And now there's bunk beds in my room?
简直像夏令营一样 夏天和露营都是我讨厌的 It's like summer camp. Two words I loathe.
有时室友能成为一生的朋友 Sometimes roommates can become lifelong friends.
我现在还跟精神病院的同房病友 I still exchange letters with my roommate
有信件往来呢 from the mental hospital.
虽说写的都是他自己编的语言 They're written in a language he made up,
但知道他在乎我 感觉还是很好 but it's nice to know he cares.
有一份给谢尔顿·库珀的快件 I have a delivery for Sheldon Cooper.
我就是 什么东西 That's me. What is it?
大型计算机 A computer mainframe.
他真的弄到手了 He got one.
我得告诉搬运工放在哪 I just need to tell the guys where to put it.
可以放在这间办公室 Well, I suppose it could go in here.
又或者 我想到化解我的室友危机的办法了 Or I think I have a solution to my roommate problem.
假如我宿舍没有室内空间给新朋友住 I can't have roommates if my dorm has no room
我就不能有室友啦 for those mates.
这边请 Right this way.
我和布兰达只是朋友 So, you know, me and Brenda are just friends.
她这段时间过得很不顺心 She's been going through a rough patch
需要找人倾诉而已 and just needed someone to talk to.
好吧 Okay.
你知道就好 Good.
你之前为什么说是去聊养鸡的事 Why'd you say it was about chickens?
因为这是布兰达的隐私 Because it's Brenda's personal business,
我只是想做个体贴的好邻居 and-and just trying to be a good neighbor.
而且她不想让比利担心 And she don't want Billy to worry,
所以我们才去鸡舍聊 so we used the chicken coop.
这一切都很合理 对吧 Which all makes sense, right?
我想是吧 I guess.
那就好 Good.
能和你聊这种事 我觉得很开心 I'm glad we can talk about these things.
我也是 Me too.
有一天我们也可以聊聊妈妈和罗伯牧师的事 Someday we'll talk about Mom and Pastor Rob.
请问你是麦卡利斯特太太吗 Excuse me, are you Mrs. McAllister?
是的 有什么事吗 I am. Can I help you?
我是玛丽·库珀 小乔治的妈妈 I'm Mary Cooper. Georgie's mom.
你好 Oh. Hello.
我不知道你和你女儿在闹什么别扭 I don't know what's going on between you and your daughter,
但你得赶紧放下 but you need to get over it.
她很害怕 她怀孕了 需要她妈妈的关心 She is scared, she is pregnant, and she needs her mother.
你自己17岁的儿子把我女儿肚子搞大了 I'm getting parenting advice from a woman
你还有脸教我怎么当个好妈妈 whose 17-year-old son got my daughter pregnant?
没错 Yes, you are.
小乔治做了错事 Georgie made a mistake,
但我没有因此和他断绝往来 but I did not cut him out of my life.
你不知道... You don't know...
我不管 I don't care.
你是她妈妈 就该尽你为人母的职责 You are her parent. Act like it.
成熟点 打给你女儿 跟她和好 So, grow up, call your daughter and make it right.
现在就打 Now!
-可我... -我叫你现在就打 - Well, I need... - I said now.
我是要说 我不知道她的电话号码 I was gonna say I need the phone number.
好吧 Okay.
你有笔吗 Do you have a pen?
好了 All right.
插上插头吧 Plug it in.
咦 Huh?
你好 Hello.
难以置信 Unbelievable.
哈格迈尔校长 你是来见我的新室友 President Hagemeyer, have you come to meet my new roommate,
Vax6000的吗 Vax 6000?
谢尔顿 你不能在宿舍里放大型机 Sheldon, you can't have a mainframe in your dorm.
事实上这并不违反校规 Actually, there's no rule against it.
宿舍违禁物品有蜡烛 微波炉 I can't have a candle, a microwave,
电炉 咖啡机 面包机和水床 a hot plate, a coffee maker, a toaster or a waterbed.
但并没有说不能放大型机 But there's nothing against a mainframe.
我是本校校长 Well, I'm the president of the university
我现在跟你说不能放 and I'm telling you you can't.
你只是想破坏我们的项目 You're just trying to sabotage our project
因为你心知肚明我们能抢先上市 because you know we're gonna beat you to market.
谢尔顿 插上插头 Sheldon, plug it in.
的确该立规禁止这件事 There really should be a rule against this.