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我看完再跟你说说感想 Well, I will watch this and let you know.
翻译 送礼就送贝大八 油腻希
她刚才在泡你耶 She was totally hitting on you.
人家只是租了部电影罢了 All she did was rent a movie.
然后她对你笑了还摸了你手臂 Yeah, and then she laughed and she touched your arm.
校对 灵翻妙校贝大八
-这不就是标准的调情吗 -抱歉啊 我没那个意思 - That's textbook flirting. - I wasn't trying to.
我的意思是你是自由的 All I'm saying is you're not tied down.
后期 灰灰是菇凉 时间轴 加森
你自己17岁的儿子把我女儿肚子搞大了 I'm getting parenting advice from a woman
你还有脸教我怎么当个好妈妈 whose 17-year-old son got my daughter pregnant.
总监 贝大八
成熟点 打给你女儿 跟她和好 Grow up, call your daughter, and make it right.
现在就打 Now.
-可我... -我叫你现在就打 - Well, I need... - I said now.
我是要说 我不知道她的电话号码 I was gonna say I need the phone number.
你有笔吗 Do you have a pen?
每个文化都有不同的庆祝重大人生节点的传统 Every culture has its own traditions to celebrate important life events:
犹太成人礼 bar mitzvahs,
拉美女孩成年礼 quinceaneras,
宝宝的首次漫展礼 baby's first Comic-Con.
我的最爱是葬礼与迎婴派对 My favorites are funeral and baby shower.
因为这是唯二为你举办 They're the only two thrown in your honor
但又不强制你出席的仪式 you're not expected to attend.
爱死了 Love it.
我们拆完礼物之后 Oh, and after we do gifts,
我们可以拍扶着曼蒂肚子的大合照 we could take pictures holding Mandy's belly.
拒绝 No.
好吧 Okay.
这有一条 Here's one.
我们可以在奶瓶里装满果汁 We can fill baby bottles with juice
大家比赛谁能最快喝完 and see who can drink it the fastest.
-绝对别来喝我的那瓶 -为什么 - Don't go drinking out of my bottle. - Why?
因为里面加的绝对不会是果汁 'Cause it ain't gonna be juice.
你们要在哪天举办 When is this thing anyways?
周日 Sunday.
靠 Oh, shoot.
我那天跟安珀约了 我得去取消 I got a date with Amber. I got to cancel.
并没有要邀请你来啊 You ain't invited.
但我是孩子的父亲 But I'm the dad.
《南方生活》里写了 不请男宾 No boys allowed. Southern Living says so.
-谁是安珀 -我在交往的女生 - Who is Amber? - A girl I'm seeing.
曼蒂知道吗 Does Mandy know?
-知道什么 -没什么 - Know what? - Oh, nothing.
是她让我去的 It was actually her idea.
什么 安珀吗 我知道这件事啊 What, Amber? Oh, yeah, I know.
-她离过婚 -什么 - She's divorced. - What?
不用担心 不是什么老女人 Don't worry, she ain't old.
她只是太小就结婚了 It's just she got married too young.
行吧... Okay. Uh...
曼蒂 So, Mandy,
你有没有考虑过 have you given any thought
要邀请哪些朋友与家人来出席啊 to which friends or family you want to invite?
考虑到各方面的因素 Well, given the circumstances,
我想还是就我们小圈子里办就行了 I'm thinking maybe we keep it small.
因为你的朋友们都不知道那个吗 'Cause your friends don't know about this?
他们不知道这个 也不知道那货 They don't know about this. They don't know about that.
他们对这一切都一无所知 They don't know about any of it.
我可以邀请你妈妈来吗 Can I invite your mom?
意思是不要 That's a no.
我们很欢迎她来 Well... we would love to have her,
但还是要看你的意思 but it's totally up to you.
行吧 Fine.
太好啦 Great.
真的好吗 Is it great?
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
我又想到一个到时候可以玩的游戏了 Oh, I thought of another game we could play.
-首先 我们把巧克力融到尿布上 -再想别的 - First, you melt chocolate in a diaper... - Keep thinking.
我们要想游戏出来玩吗 We're coming up with games to play?
我有个好游戏 叫智慧动物科技 Because I have a good one: intelligent animal technology.
举例 如果犀牛有智慧 它们要怎么打字呢 For example, if rhinoceroses were intelligent, how would they type?
是要在曼蒂的迎婴派对玩的游戏 This is for Mandy's baby shower.
我不想参加 Oh. I don't want to go to that.
谢天谢地 只有女生能参加 Thankfully, it's for ladies only.
对啊 哪怕你是孩子亲爹也不行 Yeah, even if you're the father.
你为什么会想参加啊 Why do you want to go?
陪产的时候我得去 但派对却不能去是吗 Well, I'm gonna be at the birth, but I can't go to the party?
你怎么知道她会要你陪产 How do you know she wants you at the birth?
我不去那谁来接住宝宝呢 Who's gonna catch the baby?
劝你再重新想象陪产这事 You may not want to be there.
那场面难熬得很 It's a rough one.
乔治 George.
您说得对 亲爱的 Oh, you're right, dear.
那美丽的时刻我可真是永生难忘 It's a beautiful event which I will never forget.
等等 你嘴上说美丽的时刻 Wait, you said it was beautiful
但你的表情在暗示并非如此 and then made a face to imply that it wasn't.
那实际到底是哪样呢 So, which is it?
天啊 谢尔顿 那场面超级恶心 Oh, my God, Sheldon, it's disgusting.
他直说不就好了吗 He could've just said that.
周日那场比赛应该会很精彩 Pretty good game Sunday,
-你看要不要跟我一起看 -好 - if you want to watch with me instead. - All right.
你可以邀请曼蒂的爸爸跟弟弟来一起看啊 You should invite Mandy's dad and brother to join you.
可能会很尴尬 跟他们不太熟 It might be awkward. Don't really know them.
这样你们才能变熟啊 That's how you get to know them.
行行行 Yeah, yeah.
等等 我不用一起看比赛吧 Wait, I don't have to watch football, do I?
-不用 -求你别来 - No. - Please don't.
赞 Sweet.
你好啊 吉姆 Hi, Jim.
你怎么来啦 玛丽 Hey, Mary. Good to see you.
你想要买轮胎吗 You looking for some tires?
其实我是来找你太太 Actually, I'm looking for your wife.
你不是又要来吼她了吧 You're not gonna yell at her again, are you?
不是 不是的 No, no.
好吧 你确定吗 Okay, you sure about that?
我真的很不想错过那场面 'Cause I wouldn't mind seeing it.
我就是来递个邀请函 I just wanted to drop off an invitation
曼蒂要办迎婴派对 to Mandy's baby shower.
你真是太好心了 Oh. Well, that's-that's real kind of you.
乔治也想邀请你 And George is hoping that you'll come over
来跟他与小乔治一起看球赛 and watch the game with him and Georgie.
感觉会很有意思啊 Huh. Well, that sounds like fun.
也欢迎你儿子一起来 And your son is welcome, too.
这个嘛 康纳倒是对橄榄球 All right, well, you know, Connor ain't all that much
或者棒球没什么兴趣 into football or baseball.
应该说是对所有球类都没兴趣 Or, shoot, anything with a ball, really.
如果你来了 Well, if you do come,
乔治那天会做烟熏牛腩啊 I know that George is making brisket.
烟熏牛腩与橄榄球 Brisket and football?
你可真是令人难以拒绝 Well, you drive a hard bargain.
你好啊 玛丽 Hello, Mary.
你好 Hi.
我... 我去帮忙... All right, well, I'm gonna go help, uh...
某人吧 somebody.
我想为我上次发飙的行为向您道歉 I want to apologize for getting off on the wrong foot last time.
你是指骂我是差劲的妈妈那件事吗 Oh. You mean when you called me a terrible mother?
重要的是你跟曼蒂能重新联系上嘛 The important thing is you and Mandy are talking again.
我这次来是想送来 Anyway, I just wanted to drop off
这封她迎婴派对的邀请函 this invitation to her, uh, baby shower.
谢谢你还邀请我 Thank you for including me.
应该的 Of course.
欢迎参加 是女孩!
正常来说亲妈应该是会知道 You'd think her own mother would know
她怀了女孩吧 she was having a girl.
小乔治想出生时有惊喜 Well, Georgie wants it to be a surprise,
所以她没跟什么人说 so she's barely told anyone.
她跟你说了 She told you.
随口说了两句罢了 Barely.
如果你能来帮忙我们一起计划就太棒了 You know what'd be great is if you could come and help us plan it.
我很乐意 谢谢 I'd like that. Thank you very much.
那就这么定了 Then it's settled.
我先走了 帮我跟你先生说个再见 All right, please, uh, say goodbye to your husband.
你可以自己跟他说 Well, you can tell him yourself.
他就躲在那叠轮胎后面 He's hiding behind that stack of tires.
再见 Bye.
门没关 It's open.
打扰了 Hello.
我想问一下 我周日可不可以用实验室 I was wondering if I could have access to the lab on Sunday.
-我周日不在学校 -你要去哪 - I'm not here on Sunday. - Where will you be?
如果我告诉你 你可能会尾随我 If I tell you that, you might go there.
那我告诉你我会在哪里 在实验室里 Well, I told you where I'll be: the lab.
要不这样吧 钥匙给你 随你疯 How about this? Here's the key. Go nuts.
但我还未成年 需要有成年人士在场监督 But I'm a minor. I require adult supervision.
我不会告诉别人 I won't tell anyone.
但我会 我是个告密鬼 I will. I'm quite the tattler.
那你就只能等到周一再用了 Then you'll have to wait till Monday.
但我这周日想找理由逃离我家 But I'm trying to get out of the house on Sunday.
-为什么 -被我哥哥弄大肚子的女人的 - Why? - The father and the brother of the woman
爸爸与哥哥要来我家跟我爸爸与哥哥 my brother impregnated are coming over to watch sports
一起看球赛 with my brother and my father.
意思是你想逃避男性相熟环节 So you're trying to avoid a male bonding experience?
不惜一切代价 At all cost.
孩子 我们科学家 You know, son, as scientists,
常常会有需要与不认识的人组队合作的时候 we're often teamed with people that we don't know.
能够与别人互动建立起关系 The ability to bond and build relationships,
是一项不可或缺的能力 that's-that's an essential skill.
你建议我利用这次聚会 So you're suggesting I use this gathering
来练习我这方面的技能吗 as an opportunity to better those skills?
没错 Exactly.
很好 我愿意去试试 Very well. I'll give it a go.
-太好啦 -你想一起来吗 - Great. - Would you like to join us?
-没办法 -为什么 你要去哪里 - I can't. - Why? Where will you be?
我是想我们可以办得小而美一点 So, I was thinking we could do something sweet and simple,
比如花园派对 like a garden party.
听起来很不错 Oh, that sounds good.
我知道曼蒂不喜欢搞太夸张 I know Mandy doesn't like to make a big fuss.
什么时候开始这样了 Since when?
这姑娘从小就喜欢成为众人目光的焦点 That girl has always wanted to be the center of attention.
想必是你更了解她 Oh, well, I guess you would know.
花园派对听起来也很有爱 And garden party sounds lovely,
但或许我们也能办得更好玩一些 but maybe we could do something a little more fun.
比如公主派对 Like princess
或"环球之旅"的主题 就是所有 or "Around the world"-- you know, all the places
她本来想去 但自毁人生后去不了的地方 she was gonna go, but now she can't 'cause she ruined her life.
我喜欢公主 I like princess.
太好了 我知道一家很棒的蛋糕店 Oh, great. I know this wonderful bakery
它家会做跟童话城堡一样的蛋糕 that makes a cake that looks just like a fairy-tale castle.
我本来是打算自己烤个德国巧克力蛋糕呢 I was gonna make my German chocolate cake.
她是要生女儿 不是要开启二战 She's having a girl, not starting World War II.
那就城堡蛋糕吧 Castle cake it is.
你好啊 Hello.
阿宅电影在那区 Ugh, nerd movies are over there.
不 我是想跟曼蒂的爸爸与弟弟建立关系 No, I need to bond with Mandy's father and brother,
所以我想找一些他们应该看过的电影 so I'm looking for movies they might've seen,
这样我们可以聊一些充满男人味的话题 so that we can engage in some testosterone-rich banter.
可以 我能帮你 Okay, I can help you.
很多男的都来租了这部电影 A lot of dudes have been renting this.
《灵犬宾果》 "Bingo.
"它是每个家庭最忠实的朋友" He's every family's best friend."
你是不是在耍我 Are you tricking me?
不是 No.
很高兴问了你 就租这部 Glad I asked. Ring me up.
今天玩得很开心 谢谢你 That was fun. Thanks.
我也玩得很开心 我也谢你 That was fun. Thanks.
我们这周日的计划没变吧 Are we still on for Sunday?
抱歉 得取消了 曼蒂要办迎婴派对 Sorry, can't. Mandy's having a baby shower.
你要去参加吗 You're going to that?
不是 但我答应了要见他老爸与弟弟 所以... No, but I promised I'd hang out with her dad and brother, so...
聊这种话题会不会很怪啊 Is it weird to talk about this stuff?
如果我聊我前夫会很怪吗 Would it be weird if I talked about my ex-husband?
看情况吧 你要说什么 Depends. What would you say?
不知道啊 I don't know.
比方说他身高193 体重差不多108公斤 Maybe that he's six-four, weighs about 240 pounds,
脾气一点就炸 got a short fuse.
好的 不想听到这方面的事 Yeah, I don't want to hear that.
但你想聊你的情况我不介意啦 Well, I'm fine if you want to talk about your situation.
太好了 因为我需要一点建议 Oh, great, 'cause I need some advice.
我应该给曼蒂买份礼物吗 So, should I get Mandy a present?
你是指迎婴礼物吗 You mean, like a baby gift?
或是给她买 "感谢你的辛劳"这类的 Or for her. You know, like, "Thanks for making the effort"?
可千万别真刻字 I don't think I would engrave that on anything,
不过送这类礼物 可能也挺温馨的 but... could be sweet.
那好 Cool.
你刚才说你前夫的吨位 是开玩笑的吧 You were just playing about your ex being that big, right?
但婚是你俩都想要离的吧 他也想离 But the divorce was a mutual thing? He wanted it, too?
他不会是在你家里吧 He ain't in there, is he?
回来啦 Hey.
我恨死那女人了 I hate that woman.
你妈吗 祸害也总有一死的 放宽心 Your mother? Eh, she ain't gonna live forever.
是曼蒂她妈啦 Mandy's mom.
那坏女人短期内是死不了了 Oh. Yeah, that one we're stuck with for a while.
我放下身段主动示好 I extended an olive branch
让她参与迎婴派对 to make her feel part of the baby shower,
谁知她竟然全揽过去 自作主张 and then she just took over the whole dang thing.
我开皮卡撞死她替你出气 All right, I'll run her over with my truck.
我还在气头上 笑不出来 乔治 I'm not ready to laugh yet, George.
等你有心情笑时 When you are ready to laugh,
我这里有正适合你看的电影 I have got the movie for you.
《灵犬宾果》 这是给男性观众看的喜剧 Bingo. It's for men,
不过你应该也能看懂笑点 but I think you'll get it.
有人在家吗 Anybody home?
你来了 Hey.
怎么到处挂满了粉红色装饰物 What's with all the pink?
因为... Uh, it's 'cause...
这是我的派对 我又是粉嫩嫩的女孩子 it's my party, and I'm a girl.
有道理 Makes sense.
你来干什么 So, uh, what are you doing here?
你知道你没受邀参加这个派对的吧 You know you're not invited to the shower, right?
我知道 但所有人今天都带礼物来送宝宝 I know. It's just, everybody's bringing presents
所以我想带个礼物来送你 for the baby today, so I wanted to bring one for you.
小乔治 谢谢你 Georgie, thank you.
快打开 Open it.
好啊 Okay.
抱歉包装纸是圣诞主题的 我们家只有这款 Sorry for the Christmas paper. That's all we had.
好漂亮 It's beautiful.
看看里面 Look inside.
这是什么照片 What am I looking at here?
是我们女儿的超声波照片 It's the sonogram of our little girl.
我又不是傻子 I'm not an idiot.
这是我见过最有爱的事物 That is the sweetest thing I've ever seen.
我好喜欢 I-I... I love it.
太好了 其实这是安珀的提议 Good. It was actually Amber's idea.
太有心了 谢谢你 Well, that's very thoughtful. Thank you.
也谢谢她 And thank her.
我会转告她 I will.
-先走了 不打扰你享受派对 -好 - All right, well, I'll let you get back to your party. - Okay.
对了 你今天很漂亮 You look great, by the way.
吉姆 Hey, Jim.
很高兴又和你见面 快请进 Good to see you again. Hey, come on in.
谢谢你邀请我们 这是康纳 Yeah. Thanks for having us. This here is Connor.
-康纳你好 幸会啊 -好啊 - Hey, Connor. Good to see you. - Hey.
又见面了 我很高兴 麦卡利斯特先生 Good to see you again, Mr. McAllister.
我是小乔治 Georgie.
你身上沾了涂料 Oh, you got some paint on you.
你刚才在家刷漆吗 Been doing some work around the house?
不是的 No.
我是个画家 I'm a painter.
没错 他总是待在房间里画画 Yeah, yeah, he's always in his room painting stuff,
但你叫他去粉刷车库 他却不愿意了 until you ask him to paint the garage.
你觉得自己很搞笑是吧 You're hilarious.
抱歉抱歉 All right, sorry. Uh...
-他是名艺术家 -好酷 - He's an artist. - Cool.
和在电视上画云朵的那人差不多是吗 Like, the, uh... the guy on TV that paints the clouds.
我的作品更抽象些 Uh, my stuff is a little more, uh, abstract.
是哦 Oh, sure.
代表看起来像鬼画符 That means it doesn't look like stuff.
希望你这位艺术家肚子饿了 I hope you're a starving artist
外面的烟熏炉里 'cause I got a brisket
有我特地为你准备的烟熏牛腩 on the smoker out there with your name on it.
康纳他... Connor, uh, is also, uh,
也是吃素的 a-a vegetarian.
没问题 No problem.
我们还准备了豆子 豆子是蔬菜 We got beans. That's a vegetable.
对吧 来吧 Right? Come on.
这蛋糕太精致了 This cake is amazing.
可惜中看不中吃啊 To look at, sure.
我比较喜欢能吃的蛋糕 I prefer cakes for eating.
你在闹什么别扭 What's your problem?
你又在问个屁 What's your problem?
奥德丽 这是你第一个孙子吗 So, Audrey, is this your first grandkid?
是的 Yep.
你肯定很激动吧 You must be excited.
激动 Sure.
虽然这样的怀孕状况谈不上圆满 不过 Can't say I'm thrilled with the circumstances, but...
阿曼达总爱按自己那一套行事 Amanda's always done things her way.
我有很多孙子 I have a lot of grandkids.
多到一定程度时 你就不再在乎孩子是怎么来的了 At some point, you just stop caring how they got here.
我去拿点水果宾治喝 I'm gonna get some punch.
-无酒精的 别指望能买醉 -失策 - It's nonalcoholic. - Oh.
你不下来吗 You coming down?
马上就来 In a sec.
你也没错过什么 下面的气氛很尴尬 You're not missing much. It's real awkward down there.
出什么事了吗 Something wrong?
没有 No.
是不是你妈搞事 Is it your mom?
我妈绝对在闹脾气 'Cause something's definitely wrong with mine.
没有啦 她没做什么 No, she's fine.
虽然她很难相处 但不是因为这个 Well, she's a nightmare, but, uh, that's not it.
真漂亮 Pretty.
小乔治给我的 Yeah, Georgie got it for me.
里面有我们孩子的超声波照片 There's a sonogram of our baby inside.
小乔治真棒啊 Good for Georgie.
是啊 Yeah.
小乔治真棒 Good for Georgie.
我得说 I got to tell you,
牛仔队今年肯定会一路赢到底 I think the Cowboys are gonna take it all the way this year.
我对橄榄球不太感兴趣 Not really into football.
真的假的 Seriously?
没事 你喜欢车子吗 That's cool. You like cars?
不怎么喜欢 Not really.
那音乐呢 Music?
喜欢 Yeah.
太好了 你喜欢听什么歌 Great. Who do you like?
史密斯乐队[英国摇滚乐团] The Smiths.
我不认识他们 I don't know them.
枪炮与玫瑰乐队你喜欢吗 Guns N' Roses?
为进主流市场 早就背叛了摇滚初心 Corporate rock sellouts.
虽然背叛了初心 但还是很牛逼啊 Yeah, well, sellouts who kick ass, so...
二位好 Hello.
谢尔顿 这是曼蒂的弟弟康纳 Sheldon, this is Mandy's brother, Connor.
你在看球赛吗 Are you watching the game?
我听说牛仔队今年会一路赢到底哦 Because I heard the Cowboys are going to go all the way this year.
不用装了 他也不看橄榄球 It's okay. He don't watch football either.
那我白逼自己记住明星四分卫特洛伊·艾克曼了 Great. I learned who Troy Aikman is for nothing.
康纳看起来是个好孩子 So, Connor seems like a good kid.
确实是好孩子 Oh, yeah, yeah, he's a good kid.
不过是从另一个星球来的 From another planet.
我家也有没人懂的外星小孩 Oh, I got one of those.
小乔治的弟弟 Georgie's little brother.
他也是22岁 这辈子都没希望能 Is he a 22-year-old art school graduate
找到一份正经工作的艺校毕业生吗 with no prospects of ever holding down a real job?
其实他是个理科天才 Actually, he's a science genius
11岁那年就去读大学了 who started college when he was 11.
我们还是只聊牛腩这个安全话题好了 Let's just talk about the brisket.
米希 你先来 All right, Missy, you're first.
你猜宝宝会有多重 How much do you think the baby's gonna weigh?
我猜... Uh, I'm gonna say...
8.1公斤 18 pounds.
真要命 Ooh, ouch.
-太重了吗 -是的 - Too much? - Too much.
不过话说回来 小乔治当年也是个大胖小子 But then again, Georgie was a big'un.
多胖 How big?
快4.5公斤 Almost ten pounds.
4.5公斤吗 Ten pounds?
生完之后那几个月 她走路像牛仔一样合不拢腿呢 She walked like a cowboy for months.
我两个孩子都是正常体重 Both my children were normal weight.
真幸运 Well, good job.
到我了 My turn.
我感受下 肚脐还有点空间 Mm-kay, the belly button's still got a little give.
所以我猜... So, I'm gonna say...
2.7公斤 a quick and easy six pounds,
宝宝轻易就能从肚子里滑出来 two ounces gonna slide right out of there.
你的话中听 我爱你 I love you.
康纳 你姐姐小时候是什么样的 So, Connor, what was your sister like as a kid?
我们不太处得来 Um... we really didn't get along.
她比我年纪大 Mm. Yeah, she was older
很喜欢欺负我 and loved picking on me.
我和小乔治也是这样 The same thing with me and Georgie.
有一次她把我的牙膏偷换成了痔疮膏 Once, she replaced my toothpaste with a tube of hemorrhoid cream.
记得以前你一看《星际旅行》 Remember when I used to sit on your head
我就喜欢坐到你头上吗 when you'd watch Star Trek?
永生难忘 I do.
猜猜他们发射相位炮时我做了什么 Guess what I did when they'd fire their phasers.
你不用说出来 You don't need to say it.
我发射臭屁 I farted.
笑死人 Hilarious.
我看看 Okay.
是哺乳胸罩 Oh, a nursing bra.
"包含可拆除胸垫 有效防止渗漏" "Includes removable pads to prevent leakage."
谢了 这礼物很贴心 Thanks. That's... really thoughtful.
我的像水龙头一样滴个不停 Mine dripped like a faucet.
-等等 我有个问题 -拜托你等会再问 - Wait, I have a question. - Please ask it later.
好了 拆下一份礼物 All right, next present.
好 Okay.
这是我送的 That one's from me.
-哪里漏 奶子吗 -迟点再说 - What leaks? The boob? - Later.
这是什么 What's this?
我们把客房改造成了儿童房 We set up a nursery in the guest room.
你可以搬回来住 You can move back in.
现在能不能先别聊这个 Can we not talk about this now?
有什么不好 你会需要人帮忙 What's the problem? You're gonna need help.
你以为这段时间都是谁在帮她 Who do you think's been helping her this whole time?
我很感激 但你们毕竟不是她的家人 And I appreciate it, but you're not her family.
可我们是孩子的家人 We're that baby's family.
小乔治就住在马路对面 Georgie's right across the street.
是啦 十几岁的小男生肯定能帮上忙 Oh, yes, I'm sure a teenage boy is gonna be a lot of help.
你根本不知道你在说什么 You don't know what you're talking about.
小乔治从头到尾都陪伴在我身边 Georgie has been there for me the whole time,
而你到最后一刻才出现 and you come in at the last minute
在店里买个现成的城堡蛋糕做样子 with a store-bought castle cake,
以为这就能弥补你过去的所为了吗 and-and you think that's gonna make up for everything?
好 我知道你现在情绪有点激动 Okay, I can see you're a little emotional.
没错 我现在是有点情绪激动 Yeah, I am a little emotional right now,
而你待在这只是火上浇油 and you being here isn't helping.
你没资格说小乔治的坏话 You do not get to bad-mouth Georgie.
他会是个好爸爸 你永远都比不上 He's gonna be a better parent than you ever were.
重击啊 Damn.
有没有人能扶我起来 我想有气势地摔门而去 Now, if someone would help me up, I would like to storm out.
谢谢 Thank you.
谁想吃蛋糕 So, who wants cake?
宾果 这是传票 Bingo, it's a subpoena.
狗狗怎么会看传票 How's a dog supposed to read a subpoena?
你看这评论有多到位 Look how gritty this is.
漫画家弗兰克·米勒给漫画注入了全新的美学 Frank Miller really brought a whole new aesthetic to comic books.
我还没从这角度想过 Hmm. I've never really thought of it that way.
我做到了 我在和别人交流建立关系 I was doing it. I was bonding.
好了 麻烦你把书放回袋子里 Now, would you please put it back in the bag?
好的 Oh. Sure.
而且我堪称交流大师 And I was great at it.
整整14小时 我的爱都熏入味了 14 hours of smoke and love.
我口水都要流出来了 Trying not to drool.
吉姆 康纳 我们走人 Jim, Connor, we're leaving!
-可是老婆 牛腩... -马上走人 - All right, hon, but the brisket... - Now!
我给你打包带走 I'll make you a doggy bag.
吉姆 Jim.
可怜的妻管严 Poor bastard.
你好啊 Hey.
我不知道你来了 I didn't know you were here.
我在看你收到的礼物 Just checking out the loot.
太赞了 为什么不是所有胸罩都能中空 This is amazing. Why don't all bras do this?
快脱掉 Take that off.
妙就妙在这 不用脱掉也能露奶 Well, that's what's great: you don't have to.
你看 Look at this.
我孩子她爸居然是这货 The father of my child.
乳头滋养霜 Ooh, nipple cream.
我真该来参加这个派对 Maybe I should've went to this party.
感觉很有意思啊 Sounds fun.