《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
你有室友吗 You got a roommate?
没有 我这是单人间 No, it's a single.
翻译 提枪上阵贝大八 灰灰是菇凉
我有个监护人 I have a chaperone.
你为什么会需要监护人啊 Why do you need a chaperone?
可能他们觉得我是个捣蛋鬼吧 Maybe they think I'm, like, some kind of troublemaker.
校对 铁血教育贝大八
身为被你揍过的那张脸的主人 我同意 As the owner of the face you punched, they're right.
你玩《龙与地下城》吗 Do you play D&D?
不 我平常就自己坐在宿舍里读书 No. I actually just sit in my dorm room
后期 灰灰是菇凉 时间轴 加森
因为我没有朋友 and study because I have no friends.
-那也太扫兴了吧 -是啊 - That's a bummer. - Yeah.
总监 贝大八
我想要走了 I think I'm gonna go.
再见 Bye.
你应该去追人家 You should go after her.
为什么 她就是个扫兴鬼 你自己才说过 Why? She's a bummer. You just said so.
世界上有很多文化 Many cultures throughout the world
都凭借打击乐来与远处互传信息 relied on percussion to send messages across long distances.
举例 西非的墩墩鼓 For example, the West African dundun
就是被用来模拟人类的说话声 was used to imitate human speech...
而我用我的拳头 击打我宿舍的墙 ...while I used my fist, the wall of my dorm,
来发出摩斯电码信息 and Morse code to send a message.
安静
他回了一个"H" 这是什么意思啊 That's just the letter "H." What does that mean?
有事吗 Yeah?
我是来跟你谈谈你的音乐声 I'm here to talk to you about your music
还有十分差劲的摩斯电码技术 and your abysmal Morse code skills.
什么 What?
四短就只是"H"的意思 Four dots is just the letter "H."
你想发的难道是"蛤"吗 Was your message "Huh"?
什么 What?
佩吉 Paige?
谢尔顿 Sheldon?
你认识他啊 You know him?
对啊 我们认识很久了 Yeah, no, we go way back.
你在这里做什么 What are you doing here?
如果我跟你说是在工程系 Would you believe me if I told you I was working on
做飞秒激光的东西 你会相信我吗 a femtosecond laser in the engineering department?
-会啊 -那我就是在做这个 - Yes. - Then that.
你知道她还没到可以喝酒的年龄吧 You know she's not old enough to drink beer.
我也还没到可以喝酒的年龄 I'm not old enough to drink beer.
失陪一下 Yeah, one second.
过来 Come here.
我成功说服你喝酒是错误了吗 Did I convince you that drinking is wrong?
我真棒 Good for me.
别来烦我 Just leave me alone.
但你到底在这里干什么呢 But what are you doing here?
我就是想找点乐子 I'm trying to have fun,
-我也不想要他们知道我几岁了 -为什么啊 - and I don't want them to know how old I am. - Why?
我想要他们觉得我很酷啊 Because I want them to think that I'm cool.
但你很聪明啊 还有什么比这个更酷的呢 But you're smart. What's cooler than that?
快走开啦 Just go away.
我们准备玩投酒杯球 你想玩吗 Hey, we're fixing to play some beer-pong. You in?
跟你说 她还没... You should know, she is not...
还没吃晚饭 我还没吃晚饭啦 所以 Not had dinner. I have not had dinner yet,
所以我们打算去吃点东西 so we are going to go get some food.
是吗 We are?
-你有现金吗 -当然 - Do you have cash? - Of course.
我身上总会带着紧急备用的20块 I always have an emergency 20,
还有四个打电话用的25分硬币 plus four quarters for the telephone.
你有21块啊 那你请客 21 bucks? Okay, you're buying.
我们走错方向了 We're going the wrong way.
我醉了嘛 你带路吧 Okay, well, I'm drunk. You lead.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
这是什么鬼节目啊 What am I watching?
这个是《恐龙家族》 It's called Dinosaurs.
《恐龙家族》是1991年上映的人偶剧 而《摩登原始人》是1960年上映的喜剧卡通
就跟《摩登原始人》很像 但是是恐龙版 It's like The Flintstones, only with dinosaurs. Come on.
这也太蠢了吧 Well, that's dumb.
他们会说人话 他还有份工作 很有趣的 Well, they talk, he's got a job. It's fun.
《摩登原始人》不就跟《蜜月期》差不多吗 Wasn't The Flintstones just The Honeymooners?
《蜜月期》在1955年上映的情景喜剧 这三部除了设定上不同 核心都是家庭喜剧
我压根都没想到这点 Huh, I never even thought about that.
你看啦 节目一下就让你给毁了 Well, see, you just kind of ruined it for me.
那太好了 Good.
我回来了 Hey.
求你告诉我你有带些电影回来 Please tell me you brought some movies home.
-《窈窕淑男》 -太谢谢你了 - Tootsie. - Ooh, thank you.
拜托 我们真的要相信 Really? We're supposed to believe
达斯汀·霍夫曼能是个女人吗 Dustin Hoffman is a woman?
该知名演员十分帅气 在这部电影中 他为了筹钱 将自己打扮成女人去演戏
但相信恐龙会说话就可以吗 But we believe talking dinosaurs?
我先不打扰你们了 Okay, I'll leave you to it.
这个点开始看电影有点太晚了吧 Little late to start a movie.
现在才晚上八点呢 It's 8:00.
我们俩说的话不是一个意思吗 We're saying the same thing.
怎么 那你要回家吗 So, you want to go home?
不好说 我昨晚在这里过夜了 Well, I don't know. I stayed here last night.
所以呢 So?
连续过夜两晚 So, two nights in a row.
到哪一步我们会变成同居啊 At what point are we living together?
行 你回家吧 Fine. Go home.
我不介意留下啊 你才是独立自主的那个 Oh, I'm okay with staying. You're the independent one.
你想留你就留 你想走你就走 If you want to stay, stay. If you want to go, go.
行 你如果求我我就留下 Fine. I'll stay if you're gonna beg.
你还醉到不清醒 还是我们能有 Are you still inebriated, or can we have
高智商的对话 an intelligent conversation?
两者皆是 Both.
你知道喝酒会杀死脑细胞吧 You do realize that alcohol kills brain cells.
但那也会让生活不那么难以忍受 Ah, but it also makes life tolerable.
你这话怎么说 What do you mean?
比如平常跟你说话是很烦人的 Well, talking to you is usually annoying.
所以你是醉后毒舌的那一型 记下了 So you're what's called a mean drunk. Noted.
我跟你闹着玩呢 I'm messing with you.
只是有时候人生真的好烦啊 It's just, sometimes life sucks,
逃避比较轻松 and it's easier not to deal with it.
你能说更详细一些吗 Could you be more specific?
比方说 我没有朋友 Um... well, I have no friends,
我也融不进任何地方 我还从大学辍学了 I don't fit in anywhere, and I dropped out of college
但是年纪又太小 找不到工作 but I'm too young to get a job,
所以杀掉我的脑细胞让这一切好受许多 so killing brain cells makes it easier.
来吧 聪明人 治好我的问题 Go ahead, smart guy, fix me.
给我一点时间想想嘛 Well, give me a minute.
他们怎么可能看不出这是达斯汀·霍夫曼 Well, how do they not see that's Dustin Hoffman?
我能相信 I buy it.
所以如果我戴假发画口红 So if I put on a wig and lipstick,
你也能觉得我是个小妞吗 you'd think I was a chick?
想知道答案只有一个方法 Only one way to find out.
想得美 Nice try.
不过你的腿倒是挺美的就是了 You do have some pretty nice legs, though.
如果你想要 我们可以把电影暂停了 Well, if you want, we could pause the movie,
然后我让你摸摸我的腿 and I'll let you touch 'em.
我可真幸运啊 Lucky me.
我推测你应该还没有发勇敢之誓 So I'm assuming you haven't taken the DARE pledge.
什么东西 The what?
勇敢[DARE] 是个缩写 DARE. It's an acronym.
全文意思是抗药物滥用教育 It stands for Drug Abuse Resistance Education.
还不算晚啊 你可以现在起誓 It's not too late. You can take it now.
我保证绝不使用毒品 反对暴力 I promise not to do drugs, to avoid violence,
当一个负责任的人 做负责任的选择 to be responsible, and to make responsible choices.
换你复诵一遍 Now you say it.
不要 No.
我看你是不够"勇"哦 I dare you.
很聪明的双关吧 Clever, right?
因为我所有的脑细胞都还在 Because I still have all my brain cells.
谢尔顿 闭嘴吃你的披萨 Sheldon, just eat your pizza.
你们要去参加派对吗 Hey. You guys going to a party?
伽玛贝塔学生会 Uh, Gamma Kappa house.
赞 Cool.
跟你说 麦克丹尼尔警官负责了 Mm, you know, Officer McDaniel was in charge
我们学校的勇敢项目 of our DARE program.
有一次他还带了缉毒犬阿尔菲来 One time, he even brought in his drug-sniffing dog Alfie.
虽然我对狗没什么兴趣 但是看到一条狗 Which I didn't care for, but it was nice to see
能被人聘请 从此不用再流浪 这事还是很棒 a dog gainfully employed and off the streets.
你不是吧 你要穿着袜子是吗 Really? You're gonna leave your socks on?
我的脚会冷嘛 My feet get cold.
-脱掉 -你管这么多干嘛 - Take 'em off. - What do you care?
感觉你不够全身心投入 It feels like a lack of commitment.
行行行 Aw, fine.
你上一次剪脚趾甲是什么时候啊 When was the last time you cut your toenails?
我哪记得 I don't know.
我说真的 你看起来 Seriously, you look like something
随时能够从空中俯冲下去抓走一只松鼠 that could swoop down and pick up a squirrel.
看看是谁来了 快请进 Look who's here. Come on in.
谢谢 Thanks.
一切还好吗 Everything okay?
介不介意我来跟你们待一会儿 Mind if I hang out here with y'all?
快请坐 宝贝 Come on, mama.
受不了康妮想喘口气吗 Need a break from Connie?
我是想给她与戴尔一点隐私啦 I'm just trying to give her and Dale some privacy.
恶心 Gross.
什么 What?
太恶心了吧 Oh, nasty.
等等 是在说做爱吧 Wait, sex, right?
对啦 Yeah.
米希去朋友家过夜了 Missy's at a sleepover
欢迎你去她房间睡 if you want to use her room.
那我就谢谢你的好意了 I might take you up on that.
你在这里很安全 他们从来不做那种事 You'll be safe here. They never do anything.
我们来这里干嘛 What are we doing here?
这里在派对啊 谢尔顿 It's a party, Sheldon.
但我们没有被邀请啊 我都没带礼物来 But we weren't invited. I didn't bring a gift.
那你回家好了 Then go home.
等等啊 这里很危险 Wait, this is dangerous.
经典的勇者站在恶龙的巢穴之外 There I stood, the classic hero outside the dragon's cave.
我该以身犯险 进去救深陷危难的仕女吗 Should I risk life and limb to save the maiden?
我全身的直觉都告诉我不要 My every instinct said no.
但我喝太多沙士 尿快憋不住了 But I drank a lot of root beer and really had to go pee-pee.
地狱真的存在 Hell does exist.
抱歉 最近的厕所在哪里 Excuse me. Where's the nearest restroom?
大家看 皮威·赫曼来我们的派对了 Hey, look, Pee-wee Herman's at our party!
一个家喻户晓的喜剧角色 造型与发型都与谢尔顿相似
皮威 皮威 皮威 Pee-wee! Pee-wee! Pee-wee!
皮威 皮威 Pee-wee! Pee-wee!
地狱不止 The hell continues.
皮威 皮威 Pee-wee! Pee-wee!
谢天谢地 Oh, thank goodness.
不是吧 Come on!
排队好吗 Hey, there's a line.
天啊 新一层的地狱 Oh, boy. New hell.
什么啦 What?!
-干嘛啦 -脚抽筋 脚抽筋了 - What?! - Charley horse. Charley horse.
-我该怎么做 -我不知道啊 - What-what do I do? - I don't know.
这里 揉它 揉这里 Here, rub it, rub it, rub it.
这一切不就是这么开始的吗 That's kind of how this whole thing got started.
不好笑好吗 That's not funny.
之后就好笑了 You'll laugh later.
揉大力点 大力点 Rub harder. Harder.
我已经揉最大力了 I'm rubbing as hard as I can.
用你的手肘啊 Well, use your elbow.
好吧 All right.
不拿牙刷也不会怎么样 I don't need my toothbrush.
喜欢吗 You like that?
爽 爽 爽 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.
这个堕落的夜晚让我 This night of depravity had reduced me
像个野生动物一样在树下撒尿 to urinating on a tree like a forest animal.
再糟还能糟到哪去呢 How much worse could it get?
皮威 皮威回来啦 Hey, Pee-wee's back!
皮威 皮威 皮威 Pee-wee! Pee-wee! Pee-wee!
皮威 Pee-wee!
打扰一下 Excuse me.
我在找我的朋友 I'm looking for my friend.
金发女孩 大概一米五 Blonde girl, about a meter and a half.
打扰一下 我在找... Excuse me. I'm looking for...
-米希 -谢尔顿 - Missy? - Sheldon?
你在这里干嘛 What are you doing here?
那你又在这里干嘛 What are you doing here?
爸妈知道你在这里吗 Do Mom and Dad know you're here?
别再这样了 你先回答 Okay, stop. You go first.
海瑟的姐姐在这里上学 Heather's sister goes to school here.
她邀请我们来 换你回答 She invited us. Now you.
我是在照看佩吉 I'm looking after Paige.
那她人呢 Where is she?
我没说我照看得很好啊 Well, I didn't say I was doing a great job.
你的牙刷呢 Where's your toothbrush?
我不想多谈 I don't want to talk about it.
谁他妈这个点打来啊 Who the hell calls at this hour?
您好 Hello.
是你啊 Oh, hi.
有出什么事吗 是谁啊 Everything okay? Who is it?
-海瑟的妈妈 -一切都还好吧 - Heather's mom. - Oh. Is everything okay?
你也听到我刚刚才问人家吧 什么事呢 You just heard me ask. Wh-What's up?
不 海瑟不在这里 他们在你们家啊 No, Heather's not here. They're at your house.
怎么了嘛 Huh. What?
海瑟跟她妈妈说来我们家睡了 Heather told her mom she was staying here.
经典套路 Classic.
佩吉喝醉了吗 Paige is drunk?
还抽了麦克丹尼尔警官称为 And high on what Officer McDaniel's called
大麻 叶子 大烟的东西 Mary Jane, reefer and ganja.
-她还好吧 -不好 - Is she okay? - No.
她说她的人生一团糟 She said her life is terrible.
-什么 -她说她的人生一团糟 - What? - Her life is terrible.
什么 What?
她的人生一团糟 Her life is terrible.
你的打炮抽筋好点了吗 老头 How's your sex cramp, old man?
运动员也常常抽筋啊 Athletes get cramps all the time.
可能是缺乏水分 或是用力过度 It comes from dehydration, overexertion.
你说缺乏水分我勉强接受 I'll give you the dehydration,
但用力过度我可真是没见到 but I didn't see any overexertion, though.
为什么要这样 康妮 Why, Connie?
因为很好玩啊 'Cause it's fun.
给我一分钟 我就能提枪上阵 Well, just give me a minute, I'll be ready.
要不干脆就拉倒 Why don't we just call it a night
然后好好睡一觉呢 and get some sleep?
我是没意见 但我们确认一下 That's fine by me, but just to be clear,
-是你说休战 不是我 -对 - you're calling it, not me. - Yep.
-我可是摩拳擦掌 -我信 我信还不行吗 I'm good to go. I'm sure you are.
没错 Yep.
一点都没错 Damn tootin'.
不知道能不能安慰到你们 但我在她这年纪 I don't know if it's any help, but when I was her age
使出这招时 也就是去参加派对罢了 and pulled this, it was just to go to a party.
这下好了 Oh, great.
她去不知道哪里的派对了 So she's at a party, who knows where.
这样吧 You know what?
-我要出去找她 -怎么找 - I'm gonna go find her. - How?
不知道啊 我就开车到处转 I don't know. I'm just-- I'm gonna drive around
-直到我听见哪里有嬉闹声 -我陪你去 - till I hear some carousing. - I'll go with you.
你们俩能不能冷静一下 Will you both just stop for a minute?
我们什么都做不了 只能等 There's nothing to do but wait.
行吧 Fine.
不行 小乔治 我们走 Nope. Georgie, let's go.
我们去森林里那条小溪边找找 Let's check out that creek in the woods
就是有人发现无头尸体的那里 where they found the headless body.
你可闭上嘴吧 Will you shut up.
我们现在该怎么办 Now what do we do?
我们不能一走了之 佩吉还在里面呢 We can't just leave. Paige is still in there.
或许我们该打给妈妈 Maybe we should call Mom.
我的确是备了四个打电话用的硬币 I do have four quarters for that exact reason.
佩吉 Paige?
等等 Wait!
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
他是布莱德利 我们要去别场派对 Well, this is Bradley, and we're going to another party.
什么别场派对 都九点半了 Another party? It's 9:30.
布莱德利 你知道她几岁吗 Bradley, do you know how old she is?
她说他18岁了 She said she was 18.
再往下 Lower.
16岁 Sixteen?
再往下 Lower.
好的 我先走一步 Okay, I got to go.
谢谢你们啊 Thanks a lot.
走吧 Come on.
我们又要跑步了吗 We're running again?
我们刚刚才跑过 We just ran.
我跟你说 I'll tell you what.
我女儿绝对不会让我受这种罪 My daughter's never gonna put me through this.
是吗 何以见得 Oh, really? How you figure?
我要高压管理 订立规矩 设好界线 I'm gonna run a tight ship. Set some rules, some boundaries.
如果她坏了规矩 那她肯定得接受... If she breaks them, then she faces the...
怎么说来着 恶果 Oh, what do you call it? Repercussions.
你笑什么呢 Why you smiling?
我等不及看你当爸爸了 I just can't wait till you're a dad.
谢了 Thank you.
"恶果" "Repercussions."
真这个词 你可以查查看 It's a word. Look it up.
快点 Hurry!
这已经是我穿着轻便的鞋能跑的最快速度了 This is as fast as I can go in sensible shoes.
-你还好吗 -不好 - You okay? - No.
-天啊 -又怎么了 - Oh, dear. - What?
我要起超级大水泡了 I'm going to have the mother of all blisters.
-我很担心你 -多谢 - I'm worried about you. - Thank you.
别担心 Well, don't be.
-我玩儿得很开心 -你喝醉了 - I'm having fun. - You're drunk
还差点跟一个陌生人坐车走 and you were about to get in the car with some stranger.
-那又怎样 他很帅啊 -你怎么回事 - So? He was cute. - What's wrong with you?
你比谢尔顿都聪明 为什么不表现得聪明点呢 You're smarter than Sheldon. Why don't you act like it?
的确比你聪明啊 Um... I am.
如果真是如此 那为何我的披萨还待在我胃里 If that was true, then how come my pizza's still in my stomach
而你的已经吐到喷泉里去了 and yours is in the fountain?
如果只能孤单一人 聪明又有什么用呢 What good is being smart if you're all alone?
去谢尔顿的宿舍吧 我帮你身上收拾干净 Let's go to Sheldon's so I can get you cleaned up.
谢了 Thanks.
还有 你并不孤单 Just so you know, you're not alone.
你还有我 You've got me.
我还以为我们是要安慰她呢 I thought we were trying to make her feel better.
我还有一个让我孩子乖乖听话的主意 I'll tell you another idea I have for keeping my kid in line.
-迫不及待了 -我看过一个节目 - Oh, can't wait. - I seen this show where they put
他们在海豚身上放了电子追踪器 these electric trackers on these dolphins.
有卫星定位 他们就能知道海豚的确切位置 And with satellites, they can tell exactly where they are.
海豚 Dolphins?
继续说 Go on.
我打算给我孩子身上贴一个 I'm gonna stick one of them things in my kid
这样我就能随时知道她在哪儿了 so I always know where she is.
你要像跟踪动物一样 So you're gonna keep track of your daughter
跟踪你女儿 like she's an animal.
没错 Damn straight.
其实这还真是个好主意 Actually a really good idea.
米希是个好孩子 她肯定没事的 Missy's a good kid. I'm sure she's okay.
我以前也是个好孩子 I was a good kid.
但我还是惹上了麻烦 Didn't stop me from getting into trouble.
我也是 Me, too.
有一次我在一个派对上 然后... One time, I was at this party and...
算了 Actually, never mind.
重要的是我们都挺过来了 The important thing is we survived.
确实 Yes, we did.
我们都只是想让自己的孩子过得轻松点 You just want your children to have an easier time of it.
轻松点 Easier.
我的孩子有一个穷鬼单亲妈妈和一个未成年爸爸 My baby's gonna have a broke single mom and a teenage dad.
我去给你再倒点茶 Let me get you some more tea.
好 Okay.
-你知道还有什么是好的吗 -什么 - You know what else is nice? - Hmm?
我可以从你们教育孩子的错误中吸取教训 I get to learn from all your parenting mistakes.
我现在觉得 I'm starting to think
让你活到这么大就是其中一个错误 letting you live this long was one of 'em.
比如这个 我绝不会对我的孩子说这么可怕的话 Like that. I'd never say something so awful to my kid.
谢了 老爹 Thanks, big guy.
你还醒着吗 You awake?
我在想 I've been thinking.
其实我们不用每晚都在一起 We don't have to spend every night together.
你这话说到我心坎儿里了 康妮 You're preaching to the choir there, Connie.
我醒着在这里干躺一个小时了 I've been lying awake here for an hour,
盼着能回到家里 躺在我自己的床上 wishing I were back home in my own bed.
真的吗 Really?
我喜欢家里的一切 Everything's the way I like it there.
卧室里有电视 Got a TV in the bedroom
马桶座一直是掀起来的 and leave the seat up on the toilet.
空调温度也没低到能用来储存肉类 And thermostat's not set to storing meat.
我确实把卫生纸卷翻过来放了 I did turn the toilet paper around
这样它就会像你喜欢的那样从上面卷过来 so it comes over the top like you like it.
全世界都是这么放的 Like the world likes it.
别又跟我争这个了 Don't start on this again.
那我们说好了吗 So, we got a plan?
说好了 We got a plan.
明晚我回家去 So I'll spend tomorrow night at my place.
好 Yep.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
你要去哪里 Where you going?
我想我可能得把空调开强点 Think I might have to crank up the AC.
就因为我说了谢天谢地吗 'Cause I said "Thank God"?
您可真聪明啊 No fooling you.
好了 她睡着了 Okay, she's asleep.
我在床头放了个垃圾桶 以防她要吐 I put a trash can by the bed in case she gets sick.
那我睡在哪里 Where am I supposed to sleep?
地板上 On the floor.
为什么不是她睡地板 Why can't she sleep on the floor?
她都醉得摸不着北了 She doesn't even know where she is.
我没时间跟你扯这个 I don't have time for this.
我得去找海瑟 不然没人送我回家 I have to find Heather before I lose my ride home.
-好吧 -但是首先 - Fine. - But first,
我们得串通好[正直] we have to get our story straight
今晚我在哪里的说法 about where I was tonight.
只有一个说法 正直的说法 There's only one story, and it's straight:
你在这里 you were here.
不 我不在 No, I wasn't.
我在海瑟家 你没看到我 I was at Heather's, and you didn't see me.
-明白吗 -我先是要睡地板 - Got it? - First I have to sleep on the floor
然后还得帮你说谎 and now I have to lie for you?
不如这样 How 'bout this?
帮我这个忙 我就欠你一个人情 Work with me, and I will officially owe you one.
什么人情 One what?
不知道 任何事情都可以 I don't know. One anything.
"任何事情"这个说法非常模糊 "Anything" is awfully vague.
不如我们起草一份合同或者... What say we draw up a contract or...
谢尔顿 你去了 Sheldon, you went
兄弟会派对 现在你床上躺了个醉妞 to a frat party; now there's a drunk girl in your bed.
这是你能告诉别人的最酷大学生活故事了 That's the coolest college story you'll ever get to tell.
那我可以告诉妈妈 So I can tell Mom.
不行 或许某天吧 No. Someday.
什么时候 When?
等我们长大了 可以把这事一笑置之的时候 Someday when we're old and we can laugh about it.
我得走了 I got to go.
三十年后 30 years later,
还是笑不出来 still not laughing.
你在这里干什么 What are you doing out here?
大半夜的 It's the middle of the night.
不知道她在哪里 我睡不着 I can't sleep not knowing where she is.
是啊 Yeah.
我们先对一下口径 等她回来 So we're on the same page, when she does show up,
我要杀了她 I'm gonna kill her.
那你下手的速度得快过我 You're gonna have to beat me to it.
并不是说我最爱米希 Not saying I love her the most,
但要是她出了什么事... but if anything happened to Missy...
她是你的宝贝小女儿 She is your little girl.
也不怎么小了 Not so little anymore.
我讨厌这种感觉 And I hate it.
很快 你就要有个孙女了 Well, pretty soon, you're gonna have a granddaughter.
从头经历一遍 Start all over again.
我有个想法 You know, I had an idea.
我要在她身上放个追踪器 就海豚身上放的那种 I'm gonna put a tracker on her, like they do with dolphins.
-你瞎编的吧 -不 是真的 - You're making that up. - No, it's true.
不管她去哪里 Yeah, wherever she goes--
不管有多远 Timbuktu, doesn't matter--
我们都能找到 we're there.
我回来了 I'm home!
你们好啊 Hey.
你也好啊 Hey to you.
在海瑟家玩得怎么样 How was Heather's?
很有意思 Uh, fun.
披萨 电影 Pizza, movies--
跟以前一样 the usual.
你们看起来很累 You look tired.
我睡得不太好 I didn't sleep too well.
太惨了 Oh. Sorry.
我回房间了 Well, I'm gonna go to my room.
不是说要杀了她吗 What happened to killing her?
回头再说 I'll get to it.
看到她没事我就放心了 Just so relieved she's okay.
好了 我准备好出手了 米希 Okay, I'm good. Missy!
等等我 Wait for me!